Thicc Thursday

Streaky the Supercat. She also had a Superhorse that was actually werehorse (or maybe a horse that was a wereman), either way the important thing to remember is that he was in love with her and she rode him around.
Yes, that is a Supercat lurking at the bottom left.

Power Girl is clearly the thiccest mainstream superhero. Look at those dirty pillows!

She has a hilariously complicated backstory to go with her massive sweater puppies and her beeper meat. She’s Earth-Two Supergirl. She’s an ancient Atlantean (Atlantis, not Atlanta) and then, later on, she’s not. Currently, she’s Supergirl from another dimension, a dimension with more cupcakes and Nintendo games and got into the mainstream DC universe because a superbutthurt Superboy punched reality very hard. (No, seriously.)

The main thing to remember is that she has big tits, a stripper ass and she sports an epic boob window in her costume, one so big it might be more honestly be called a boob atrium.

The various boob windows and lesbian haircuts of Power Girl.

 

"Dammit, Jim. I'm a doctor not a seamstress."
Also a boob window.

 

As the thiccer version of Supergirl, she is a popular character for thicc cosplayers. Let’s take a look at a few.

 

And then, of course, there are the variant Power Girls…

Excessive Lens Flare Power Girl

 

Crazy-Eyes Soviet Power Girl

 

Peeing and Farting Power Girl

 

Probably Photoshopped Power Girl

 

Pretty Sure Used To Be A Guy Power Girl

 

Muslim Power Girl

Comments

192 responses to “Thicc Thursday”

  1. Vhyrus

    I’ll take the third from top, please.

    1. SugarFree

      So, James T. Kirk?

      1. Vhyrus

        As soon as I posted it I knew one of you fuckers was going to say this.

        Fine, I’ll be specific. I WANT THE NUBIAN!

        1. The Elite Elite

          Ah, a man after my own heart. Likes his girls dark.

          1. DiegoF

            Not necessarily. She is rather objectively cute facially speaking. Matter of fact, I don’t think your average dark meat connoisseur will be much of a fan; you can’t tell for sure, but she does appear to be one of the least impressively buttockswise developed in the entire post. (She’s also rather unsubtly poking in a lot of flesh–the real reason for the otherwise unflattering pose and angle–and I greatly suspect some shoppage, but that’s a different story.)

          2. Vhyrus

            No, he’s right. I like the dark meat.

            That doesn’t mean she isn’t 100% boneable all on her own, but the color does help.

          3. The Elite Elite

            Well, if he’s like me being dark skinned might be enough to overcome a lack of body shape that’s normally preferred.

          4. Seguin

            So this is the official list of chocoholics on glibertarians? I finally feel at home!

        2. Galt1138

          Yeah, she’s pretty amazing. The eyes, the lips, and of course, everything else!

    2. Suthenboy

      The Shat? Or Kelly?

    3. {|}===[|}:;:;:;:;:;:;:>

      #4 is superior.

    4. Hyperion

      Well, none of them are bad. But 2nd from top is best. The 3rd from the bottom can’t be real, that has to be photo shopped.

      1. {|}===[|}:;:;:;:;:;:;:>

        My nit with #2 is she’s a little too beefcake. I’ll accede the arms and shoulders might be part of the costume, but otherwise her selion is too high and wide to be appropriately feminine. Perhaps its the angle, but it is detracting on a face that round.

        1. Hyperion

          I’m sure it’s the costume that’s making you think that. She’s very feminine. Also, look how busty she is, you have to have some shoulder strength to support that. Nice legs too.

  2. Suthenboy

    Y’all do like ’em buxom.

  3. Vhyrus

    Btw I don’t think hourglass girl is photoshopped but I am about 90% sure she has on a very tight corset.

    1. Hyperion

      The 3rd from the bottom is photo shopped.

  4. The Elite Elite

    I like the black girl. But hey, I thought these were supposed to focus on one real woman? Where are my variety of slutty pics of the same girl?!

    1. SugarFree

      SugarFree thiccs how SugarFree wants.

      1. Jimbo

        Hitler!

  5. F. Stupidity Jr.

    YOU CAN SEE 45% OF EACH FOOT OF MUSLIM POWER GIRL, AND SHE IS UNACCOMPANIED! STONE HER!!

    1. Slammer

      Whore

    2. AlmightyJB

      Ankles so hot

    3. Trials and Trippelations
  6. John Titor

    mainstream DC universe because a superbutthurt Superboy punched reality very hard.

    Said Superboy is also quite the poet.

    Comics are so freaking dumb.

    1. Glitterstorm

      God I fucking hated that so much. Worst character.

    2. thrakkorzog

      OTOH, probably one of the best shows on TV right now is that one about Professor X’s son. Also, https://youtube.com/watch?v=6AfE3TDJwHs . Would.

  7. Wow, my dinner continues to digest peacefully in my stomach, what kind of fake sugarfree post is this?

    1. Jimbo

      Exactly. It’s a trap!

  8. westernsloper

    Peeing and farting Power Girl FTW. Soviet Power Girl looks insane.

    1. But Enough About Me

      Soviet Power Girl looks insane.

      Never stick it in crazy. Although in her case I definitely would’ve made an exception Back In The Day. (And probably ended up regretting it…)

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        She’s PERFECT.

        1. westernsloper

          Ok, another “get to know Rufus moment” He has a yard full of kids, and likes insane looking Russian women. I am seeing a coup in Canada’s future.

    2. You just leave Soviet Power Girl to me. Don’t even worry about it. I will nobly sacrifice myself.

      1. No, no! It is too perilous! I will throw myself on those flesh grenades!

        1. DEG

          No, not you! I’ll do it!

  9. R C Dean

    A SugarFree thicc post? No HM?

    Why do I envision a scene like the one where the Joker is recruiting his minions, and he breaks a pool cue, throws it on the floor, says whoever leaves the room gets the job*, and closes the door behind him?

    *Note: this approach to interviewing was rejected by my HR department.

    1. SugarFree

      He is on a vision quest. All part and parcel of being a Heroic Mulatto and not some sort of Mundane Mulatto or Humdrum Mulatto.

      1. westernsloper

        Is he in a Tel Aviv hostel with Jesse?

        1. SugarFree

          No comment.

      2. Jimbo

        CareFree Mulatto? He must be to let you post in his absence.

        1. Vhyrus

          Not around to witness the horror mulatto is more like it.

      3. Because he’s crazy for you?

  10. Tundra

    Don’t any fit girls cosplay?

    1. Florida Man

      No. Fit girls are too busy spending the money of men.

    2. westernsloper

      What are you talking about? Peeing and farting Powergirl looks half fit. More fit than I am anyway. Granted I am a low bar right now.

      1. Tundra

        In a world rotten with Instagram hotties , ‘half fit’, doesn’t cut it.

        1. westernsloper

          SNOB ALERT

        2. BakedPenguin

          Instagram hotty. Sorry, no costume.

          1. Tundra

            BP gets it.

          2. westernsloper

            She is semi Thicc as well. I vote BP for next Thicc Thurs contribution

          3. Hyperion

            Yeah, she’s almost thicc. And feminine. Nice, I approve.

      2. Jimbo

        Looking back on my entire 51 years, I am so low on the bar scale I am subterranean “fit” at the moment.

      1. Jimbo

        Acceptable

      2. westernsloper

        would

    3. Well they don’t cosplay Powergirl, that’s for sure.

      Maybe look up Cortana or Mystique cosplays. The cosplayers whose costumes are mostly just body paint are generally in pretty fit shape.

      1. bacon-magic

        Yes.

      1. One day ::idealistic eye shine::

    4. Bobarian LMD

      I find this one fit:

      This one, though is dirty:

      ~~~magic edit fairy~~~

      1. Bobarian LMD

        And this one is about to die, smothered in an avalanche.

      2. bacon-magic

        Did she get dirty sanchezed?

  11. By girl number three I’d blurted out, “Lord Jesus!” so many times the old black lady next door thought I was holding a revival.

    1. westernsloper

      Did she come over with her bible wearing a Power Girl outfit?

      1. Vhyrus

        You’re confusing the hell out of my boner.

  12. Slammer

    #3. Cute as hell, also looks like the best personality. Big real tits, too.

    1. #3 is the Not.

    2. Vhyrus

      I love how you can divine her personality by staring at her tits. Wanna take a stab at her blood type there nostradamus?

      1. Hyperion

        I’m not getting a personality vibe from that. She has a sort of blank expression on her face.

  13. John Titor

    How has no one said number 1 yet? Is it because she’s make a better Thicc Nova?

    ~~~magic edit fairy~~~

    1. westernsloper

      That hardly shows enough to determine thiccness. Points for a gun though.

      1. John Titor

        She ain’t thicc, hence ‘Thicc Nova’ instead of ‘Regular Nova’.

        1. westernsloper

          I don’t know what Nova means. Forgive my lack of nerdiness.

          1. John Titor

            Starcraft character, psychic sniper that fires nukes.

          2. westernsloper

            Over my head. I am still trying to get through Call of Duty Black Ops. I am a lame gamer. A Lamer if you will.

          3. bacon-magic

            +1 Zerg rush

          4. It means “new” in Portuguese.

    2. #1 is my fave. It’s the eyes. And other stuff.

      1. Hyperion

        Good choice. I’d give her a close 2nd.

  14. But Enough About Me

    What? Crystal Graziano’s chopped liver?

    1. mr simple

      This is the best one.

  15. But Enough About Me

    Although my all-time favourite thicc girl is Riki “R1ddle” Lecotey as The Wasp. Yowza.

    1. Bobarian LMD

      You mean Dr. Girlfriend

  16. Pomp

    +, I register my approval

    1. westernsloper

      I saw your submission today. Nice work. It made me laugh.

      1. Pomp

        Hey thanks! The artwork is rushed as hell, but it says everything I wanted to.

        1. westernsloper

          Well, I hope you billed it to a client.

          1. Pomp

            -1, admixture of personal and company resources

  17. Jefe Hayek

    What terror hath HM wrought with his absence? This is a cruel joke, I’m sure.

    In the meantime, here’s some thicc that’s not revolting and may have some crossover appeal with the #thin crowd

    1. westernsloper

      oh my. A fine contribution El Jefe.

    2. Thanks, Jefe – there was some quality Thicc in there…

  18. Jimbo

    The one above Isis Cosplay is a DUDE!

  19. Mad Scientist

    You perverts are all perverted.

    NEVER CHANGE!

    1. Wait….can I get moar perverted, plz?

  20. Juvenile Bluster

    I thought I might propose that SugarFree take over Thicc Thursdays from here on out, but then I remembered he’s SugarFree, and I became frightened.

    1. Hyperion

      He’s doing a bang up job right off the bat, but I’m pretty sure it’s a trap.

      1. Number.6

        /me promotes Hyperion to Admiral.

  21. Juvenile Bluster

    She has a hilariously complicated backstory to go with her massive sweater puppies and her beeper meat. She’s Earth-Two Supergirl. She’s an ancient Atlantean (Atlantis, not Atlanta) and then, later on, she’s not. Currently, she’s Supergirl from another dimension, a dimension with more cupcakes and Nintendo games and got into the mainstream DC universe because a superbutthurt Superboy punched reality very hard. (No, seriously.)

    And in Justice League Unlimited, she was somehow a clone of Supergirl, and a villain. I’m not quite sure what they were doing there.

    1. Jimbo

      Need more backstory…errr, back PICS!

      1. John Titor
        1. Jimbo

          Thanks!

        2. Vhyrus

          Girl on girl..mmmmmm……

    2. John Titor

      Trying to shove in as much of the DC mythos they could into their storylines mostly.

    3. SugarFree

      She was a Cadmus clone raised to oppose the JLU. Sort of like a Bizarro that worked.

      1. Jewish Liberation Union?

        1. mr simple

          Splitter!

  22. Vhyrus

    So I just googled ‘beeper meat’ and I got nothing…. well nothing that explains what the hell that is, anyway. Did you make that up SF?

    1. westernsloper

      If he did, it is one of the least sick things he has made up.

    2. Caput Lupinum

      Meat thermometers go in thigh meat on poultry. They beep when temperature is reached. So beeper meat means thighs.

      1. Vhyrus

        Shows how old I am.. I was thinking it had something to do with this.

        1. Suthenboy

          I hated those goddamned things.

        2. westernsloper

          I thought only drug dealers and doctors had those. Are you a doctor?

          1. Vhyrus

            I’m from New Mexico. I’ll let you guess which one I am.

          2. Pomp

            A McDonald”s franchise owner-operator?

          3. Vhyrus

            Los Pollos Hermanos, actually.

          4. westernsloper

            Born in Farmington here. White trash be mobile yo.

          5. one true athena

            Born and raised in NM here. I haven’t been back in years, but I still miss it. Good times.

          6. My dad had one. He was an electrician.

    3. SugarFree

      You know that beeping when a truck backs up?

      “You betta back dat ass up…” beep beep beep

      1. Vhyrus

        Ahh.. as in ‘dumps like a truck’? Did I just date myself? (well I hope so.. no one else will!)

    4. BOW TO SENSEI SUGARFREE!

  23. westernsloper

    I would like to add, it took me an hour to get through todays submissions, and get to the links late. You people running this place are doing great work as well as all the contributors. I would much rather read about a topic from a libertarian perspective from a person who actually has a job and contributes to society than from someone who has an English or journalism degree and is a “professional libertarian”. You are all appreciated. Not to mention the Thicc.

    1. Aw!

      But seriously, that’s awfully kind of you to say. We couldn’t do it without you guys; our beloved commentariat provides a lot of entertainment, too.

    2. DEG

      I’m just getting here today. It was a busy day at work and I didn’t check glibertarians. I expect I will spend quite some time getting through the submissions today.

      1. Hyperion

        I have somewhat of the same issue here as I did at TSTSNBN. I work so much that I get here, typically, later in the afternoon or evening. And by the time I get warmed up in the posting mode, everyone else is mostly posted out, it seems. Although it’s somewhat better here, they don’t roll up the sidewalks at 9pm.

        1. westernsloper

          I rarely had the urge to read the previous articles at TSTSNBN when I got there late. Here I would like to see what a contributors take is on a subject because I know they actually have real jobs and life experiences for the most part, and not part of some machine of thought. Eddies insights are awesome and the last one I have not gotten through due to length. I haven’t read anything here that did not make me think. I am always interested in what this group of fuckwits has to say. But I don’t get out much.

          1. DEG

            I used to have the urge to read the articles over at TSTSNBN when I got in late, but that urge has dropped off tremendously. I still occasionally stop in there, read, and more rarely than before comment. Sometimes there is still good content over there.

          2. westernsloper

            I don’t know. Maybe I am being too harsh. Someone dropped a twitter quote from ENB that, as I took it was, “professional libertarians think this way”. I have no time for that. I did not know having a libertarian leaning in ones life required one to be a professional sort. Is she going to start making us buy a license to ensure we are professionals in our libertarian thought? Fuck that.

          3. Hyperion

            They have some great articles, but it’s nowhere for a vibrant commentariat to evolve, at least not anymore.

          4. CZmacure

            Comments over there have turned… bad. The same few people feeding the same two or three idiotic trolls.

        2. thrakkorzog

          One thing I do miss here is AC. Nothing like coming home from a night of debauchery and reading one of his fresh posts about electric lizard squirrels or whatever.

          1. DEG

            I miss AC too.

          2. westernsloper

            AC was the best at about 2 AM. I would stare at his post for 20 mins wondering wtf he was on about.

          3. Grumbletarian

            AC was one of the few people I have on ignore. If I want to experience a drug trip, I’ll just take drugs.

          4. wchipperdove

            Yeah, as soon as I come across some really odd combination of words, I’ll look at who posted it, go “Ah,” and move on to the next item.

  24. RothbardsBitch1

    I dreamed last night that I had sex with oprah. I need to quit drinking.

    1. Hyperion

      I mean, you know, if she paid you a billion dollars, then ok.

    2. Playa Manhattan

      Or drink more.

    3. bacon-magic

      Did you get a new car?

  25. Gilmore

    This is the winning-est one yet

    maybe its because i like superheroes

    1. Hyperion

      maybe its because i like superheroes

      No, that’s not it. This is the best one so far.

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        This was all a plot for me to build my enemies list properly.

        Look for a wedding invitation in the mail soon.

        1. Hyperion

          Sorry, HM, at least I’m a thicc fan, actually a connoisseur of thicc. Maybe you should start your enemies list with these skinny girl lovers?

        2. I’ve already got a wedding invitation.

          My niece is getting married in August. I feel old….

          1. DEG

            My oldest niece was married, divorced, and has a kid.

          2. Hyperion

            My nieces daughter has a kid. GET OFF MY LAWN!

          3. DEG

            I’M NOT ON YOUR LAWN! GET GLASSES OLD-TIMER!

          4. westernsloper

            Is she Thicc?

        3. Jefe Hayek

          Don’t let them get you down. Week 2 and last week ran circles around this week. #TEAMHM4LYFE

    1. Gilmore

      I can translate from the Chinese = “You ticklish girl? Yeah you is.”

    2. westernsloper

      That dude has the best old man pervert gig.

    3. Playa Manhattan

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSDwz9whzt0

      Fast forward to 10:20.

      He’s almost there. Almost

  26. Hyperion

    They have an event in Balmer at the convention center, not sure how often, but they had it last year I think. I can’t remember the name of it, but there’s a lot of chicks dressed up in the cosplay stuff. I’ve been down there a couple times walking around during the event, but never went inside. This makes me want to take a closer look at that.

    1. John Titor

      Girl nerds have helped to significantly improve the smell of conventions. Social pressure makes nerds clean themselves up.

  27. SugarFree

    Thicc Captain Marvel

    1. Vhyrus

      Needs moar boob window.

    2. Hyperion

      Nice, I approve. Be careful, SF, HM is getting a jealous that you’re going to become the master of thiccness. Maybe even the czar of thiccness.

    3. thrakkorzog

      She’s still Ms. Marvel to me. (Grumble, grumble stupid SJW crap in comics.)

      Also get off my lawn.

    1. Vhyrus

      Actually I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that vid before. Also, you linked him… so, at least a partial success?

      1. Gilmore

        no. it is a sad, terrible sign of the decline of our species

        It could possibly be redeemed by helping viewers better appreciate the tragedy of the thing

        1. Bobarian LMD

          That’s you, isn’t it…

    2. Hyperion

      I thought maybe that would be a link to this:

      4CHAN trolls LaBeouf once again

      This is getting hilarious.

      1. Vhyrus

        Shia LeBeouf is the gift that keeps on giving. Every time he executes a thought he scores an own goal against the progressive movement.

        1. Suthenboy

          A lot of progressives are just signaling. They dont believe half of the shit they say. Shia, on the other hand…

          God, how empty his head and life must be. I am guessing that at some point he will add his name to the shockingly long list of hollywood suicides.

      2. John Titor

        Shia has created a global game of capture the flag. Of course /pol/ will track him to the ends of the earth. I wouldn’t be surprised if they figure out a way to steal a flag in Antarctica.

        1. Vhyrus

          I’m waiting until somebody figures out where he puts the next flag before he does. They could meet him at the pole and have an awesome chat.

    3. Suthenboy

      I could have gone for….well, forever without seeing that.

      1. westernsloper

        Gilmore always has great links and then he chucks that one out there. I feel kind of let down.

        1. When you post that many links, some of them are bound to be bad.

          1. 17 gifs substituting for video? No thanks.

          2. westernsloper

            Ahh, the Chive. It was a daily discussion point in the office tent when I worked in the bush in PNG. We all had our chive on.

          3. Oh stewardess, I speak chive.

        2. Gilmore

          (sigh)

          You people are hard to please.

          Here, this should fix it = Its got funky music, star trek cosplay, and women taking their clothes off.

          1. westernsloper

            You are redeemed, That is an 8.5 on the freak-o-meter.

    4. westernsloper

      Ok, that was totally unnecessary.

  28. thrakkorzog

    OK guys, stop doing whatever you were doing, and go back to drinking beer and watching the sportsball.

    Alternatively, why chicks should date misogynists.

    ~~~magic edit fairy~~~

    1. Suthenboy

      What a horrible person she is. Really, what a shithead. More of the progressive ‘heads I win, tails you lose’ game.

    2. Tim from Philly

      Fuck that bitch. Watching a women get off is the best thing about sex for me, and I WILL NOT FEEL BAD about it. I don’t need her to get off myself. 2 minutes in the shower will do. I am supposed to feel bad about being proud that I gave my ex the first orgasm of her life? FUCK THAT!

    3. NOT a Naked Intruder

      If it’s generally true that men are visual creatures, I’m gonna hypothesize that the she has only ever experienced that with her B.O.B.

      I mean….yeeeesh.

  29. Did the stylesheet just change?

  30. This Machine

    Am I going to be the only one who says it? Okay, fine.

    Not super impressed with this week’s selection.

    THERE I SAID IT.

    1. Jefe Hayek

      Straight up awful. Makes me question the integrity of the entire glibertarians network. I want heads to roll

    2. DEG

      There are a few misses, but overall, the selection is good.

      1. This Machine

        I guess since it’s just SugarFree dipping his toes in the thiccness pool and not Professor HM of Thicc University, we shouldn’t gripe too much. I’m just a little underwhelmed, is all.

  31. DenverJ

    No snow yet. Yay! We’ll see; supposed to be major storm, but I think no more snow this season in Denver.