Jewsday Tuesday

Despite my interest in and open-mindedness about other countries and cultures, I’m not one who could be described as a “cultural relativist.” There are some cultures which are just superior to others. And here, let me look toward the Middle East.

Jews vs. Muslims. Sorry, it’s not even close. Gather a bunch of hot women in the army and Jews will put them in bikinis and set up an Instagram account.

https://www.instagram.com/p/4yNqFZn6AJ/?taken-by=hotisraeliarmygirls&hl=en

https://www.instagram.com/p/4PEtfNH6Az/?taken-by=hotisraeliarmygirls&hl=en

https://www.instagram.com/p/21QASWH6AC/?taken-by=hotisraeliarmygirls&hl=en

Muslims will cut some eyeholes in black blankets and throw them over the women.

Conclusion: Jewish culture superior.

Comments

279 responses to “Jewsday Tuesday”

  1. Jimbo

    Damn Jewish hoarders! Hoarding all the hot chicks!
    (I damn near Shtain’d my shorts too!)

  2. Brochettaward

    (((glibertarians)))

  3. Mr Lizard

    Hmmmmm I may have to try kosher mammal sometime

  4. Cliche Bandit

    Have you seen the new Cards against Humanity Jew Pack?
    Look at Amazon, and don’t forget to read the questions.

  5. Vhyrus

    Yes Israeli women are hot. Have you ever actually talked to them though?

    You know that shtick about the ball busting jewish harpy? It’s only a joke if you’re a goy.

    1. Brochettaward

      On the bright side, the Zionists may spare you when they decide to round up all of the Goyim for slaughter. And, there’s always the Jew Gold.

      1. Vhyrus

        Now that I have a job I need to set aside a little money. I am planning on buying a small amount of gold, cutting it into irregular pieces, and wearing it in a little pouch around my neck. Any suggestions on making this funnier are welcome.

        1. Florida Man

          Talking about gold, I read that in the beginning of the US the legal value of gold to silver was 1:16.5 and now the value is 1:65. Does this indicate that the amount of silver mined drastically changed or the value of gold is highly inflated?

          1. Derpetologist

            “Does this indicate that the amount of silver mined drastically changed or the value of gold is highly inflated?”

            Yes.

          2. R C Dean

            The value of 1 oz of gold is still 1 oz of gold. It’s that the dollar has been devalued, not that gold has been inflated.

          3. Suthenboy

            It means that the price of energy (large amounts needed to refine metals) has dropped dramatically. More energy used per oz of gold than silver. Typically large amounts of silver are recovered in the mining and refining of gold. Not the other way about.

          4. Brochettaward

            I don’t like my anti-Semitic comments being co-opted by you crazy gold nuts.

          5. Derpetologist

            era production (billions of ounces)
            3000 BC to 1492 AD 7.6
            1493 to 1900 10.77
            1901 to 2004 30.5

            Cumulative Silver Production = 48.87 billion ounces

            During the days of the gold standard, the nominal price was around $35/oz, which corresponds to about $200 after adjusting for inflation. The current price of gold is about $1200/oz.

            So the answer to your question is yes.

          6. Jarflax

            What data are you using for this calculation? The US went off the gold standard at a price of $20.67 (mandatory turn in) in 1933. Even using CPI numbers which are fudged to significantly understate inflation, and accepting the $20.67 price as real even though it was a confiscation price tied to the flat out lie that post gold standard dollars were equal to gold standard dollars, that translates into $387 in today’s dollars.

        2. Number.6

          It would be more historically accurate to use silver. So-called ‘hack silver’ was a recognized trading currency in Northern Europe in the Dark Ages.

  6. Florida Man

    That looks like an AR variant. Shouldn’t she have a Tavor?

    1. Vhyrus

      depends on the unit and how old the picture is. I believe they still use the M4 for training and rear echelon troops.

      1. Florida Man

        I should have known the Jewish army would’ve want to save money on arms. I keed.

    2. That question is how we know we’re at a libertarian site.

    3. Jimbo

      She’s holding a rifle?

      1. Florida Man

        There’s the response I expected.

      2. Hey, the draw of Israeli army chick pics is that they double as gun pron.

        1. SQWRLZ

          Naptown… as in Indy?

          1. egould310

            Annapolis. But I thought Indy at first.

          2. I lived briefly in southern California like twenty years ago. Every single time I’d tell someone where I was from, they’d say, “You mean like where they race the cars?” By time number four I was tilted.

  7. Heroic Mulatto

    Of course he doesn’t post the hot one.

    1. Florida Man

      Wait….there are Thai Isralis?

      1. Jimbo

        Yes. And some are probably Jewish too!

  8. Brochettaward

    Also, Israeli uniforms seem to fit much better on the females than America’s. That’s just a travesty.

    1. Diane Reynolds

      It’s because there are no flak vests. You get shot, you get shot.

  9. Diane Reynolds

    Huh, someone just discovered the 2nd amendment.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpSmW_wTaPM&feature=youtu.be

    1. Brochettaward

      I’m really just tired of these people passing themselves as “Antifa.” Most of these little shits had never even heard of “Antifa until two months ago. It’s the newest hipster doofus fad.

      1. Diane Reynolds

        Yeah, it’s a bunch of white kids from a quiet suburban neighborhood.

      2. Suthenboy

        did you see the ad posted yesterday for people to attend the Antifa recruitment/training?

        1. Brochettaward

          I did not. Are they paying these people? It can be like the pre-election protests where half of them looked like homeless crack addicts who just wanted to buy themselves some malt liquor and a ham sandwich and call it a day.

          1. Suthenboy

            I think they are paying some and promising them if they get in trouble that their ‘backers’ will fish them out.

            It’s fucking George Soros. Where he learned this kind of tactic is a mystery to me.

    2. Vhyrus

      I mentioned this a few days ago. More power to them. Now if they try to use them on me… well, lets just say I’ve been at this a bit longer than they have.

    3. Vhyrus

      What I want to know is how is that not considered brandishing or threatening? They have both hands on the rifle at low ready. If I carried my pistol in my hand that would indicate an immediate threat. How is this different?

      1. Diane Reynolds

        That’s controversial. That open carry group was, in my opinion, brandishing when they went into public places, carrying their long arms ‘low and at the ready’. I’m pretty much a 2nd amendment absolutist (but… you know there’s a big but coming) but it seemed like they weren’t winning anything with that behavior. I carry a concealed pistol, I don’t wave it around in people’s faces. And if I were open carrying, it would be holstered and remain so. If you’re going to carry a long arm, I’d recommend it be shouldered.

        I guess even the 2nd amendment types can have a ‘shout your abortion’ element.

        1. Vhyrus

          I am a second amendment absolutist as well. I even open carry daily. I still consider that an immediate threat, regardless of the organization behind the rifles. If the police carried their guns that way I would assume someone was about to get shot.

          1. Whatever way the police carry their guns, somebody’s about to get shot.

        2. westernsloper

          I would say anyone carrying as they are would be considered a threat by LEO in a confrontation. Definitely shoulder a long gun or at the very least keep your hand away from the grip/trigger unless you want to get shot. Which may be exactly what they want. A big headline to show how much they are “resisting”.

  10. Hyperion

    Damnit, I’m so tired of these Joos. They’ve already taken over my neighborhood and now they’ve taking over Glibertarians. Is there nothing their evil Zionist tentacles cannot reach? I just went to get some beer and stopped at the four way stop on my way back. So it’s like it’s my turn, but on the opposite side, there’s like 5 little Joo girls crossing. Probably on their way home from the Joo school. So I wait and when they were across, I looked both ways and started to go, but when I looked ahead, there’s like 20 more of them! Where the fuck did they come from? Do these Joos do nothing but fuck and breed all fucking day? Do they have the special lizard people strength Viagra? I don’t even know what the fuck is going on around here. It’s an invasion from outer space.

    1. Vhyrus

      Hyp is (((angry)))

    2. Suthenboy

      Hey Hyperion. Send me an email at ccbphot1@gmail.com and I will send back the gumbo recipe. After I get it written i will post here on the site too.

      1. Vhyrus

        time to sign Suthen up for an obscene amount of tranny porn and credit card offers.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          He can’t sign up for any more than he already is.

      2. Hyperion

        Thanks, Suthen. Much appreciated, sending.

      3. westernsloper

        That would be a great article submission with the historical influences about the creation of gumbo as a dish. Maybe you can get Eddie to come up with some food puns.

        1. Hyperion

          I love spicy foods. Two of my favs from that region are Jambalaya and shrimp creole. There are a couple of restaurants around here that pretend to be cajun or creole food, but they’re a total joke. My version of those foods are much better. I used to get killer food like that in TN, but it’s just not available around here at all, unless you make it yourself.

          1. westernsloper

            I love spicy food too. I have only had something too spicy once. Some red curry chicken from a street vendor in Thailand. Sandwich bag of it with a twist tie on top. Holy sweet jesus it was too hot to eat. I had to dilute it with a bunch of rice and whatever else I had on hand when I got it back to the place I was renting.

          2. Hyperion

            My wife has a Thai friend and one day she came over and made some lettuce wraps. Holy fucking shit, I eat a lot of spicy food, but that was so hot it made my eyes water. Only time before that ever happened to me is I was hanging out with some Spanish friends in Cincy and his wife made some nacho dip. I assume that’s jalapenos, but if it was, those was the hottest jalapenos I have ever seen. They were eating them like nothing, but I literally could not even talk after eating a few dips of it. I had to just grab something to drink and stay quiet for a while, while my mouth was on fire. I didn’t ask, out of embarrassment.

          3. Number.6

            It’s funny, my wife is a Forest Hills Shiksa, but she makes shrimp and grits, which I think are great, but apparently, according to some South Carolinians we know who thinks it’s the dog’s bollocks (English for very very good)

            I’m a dumbass limey, so what would *I* know, but I guess I have to trust the experts. They call them ‘breakfast shrimp’, but hey, they taste fine.

          4. Emmerson Biggins

            I can make good Jumbalaya. It’s all about cookin the rice in the fat. Everything else is gravy.

    3. Juvenile Bluster

      Yuk it up, Hyp. At the next banker’s cabal meeting I’m bringing up your name for punishment.

      This might be one of the special cases where Mr. Rothschild allows me to shed my “human” “skin” to mete out the punishment. Can’t wait.

      1. Vhyrus

        Paging MrLizard….

      2. BigGreg

        Does anyone else wonder if the Rothschild’s made up all of the conspiracies about themselves because they invested heavily in tinfoil, or is that just me?

      3. Hyperion

        They’re already out to get me. I think their plan is just to out breed all other humans and then pull some zombie apocalypse shit. I’m pretty sure already that they’re vampires. They stalk the neighborhood at night dressed in all black. Who does that except for vampires in seek of blood? Anyway, someone, probably by accident the other day, said something to me about bacon. Is bacon not kosher? I’m stocking up on bacon and coating all of my weaponry with it. I’ll be ready!

  11. John Titor

    And see, this is why Israeli-Palestinian hate fuck pornography writes itself.

    1. I won’t link to the Larry David clip again…for one thing I don’t think he’s Israeli…anyway I’m fairly sure everyone has seen it.

    1. Brochettaward

      I was extremely disappointed that this wasn’t a link to a Daily Mail article.

      1. DenverJ

        what’s the controversy? There’s not even any nip showing. Also: nice

    2. Trigger Hippie

      She grew breasts?

      1. Suthenboy

        Not only did she grow breasts but she (Ooops!) leaked a porn video of her and some dude fucking. It’s like the Paris Hilton video….she fucks like a dead fish. She is an insufferable attention whore. All of the dudes fantasizing about being with her would end up shooting themselves after a few hours with her.

        Giant MEH.

        1. Trigger Hippie

          I’ve never understood the appeal myself. Perhaps it’s because I never really gave a damn about Harry Potter and my first sight of her was when she was a child. Sort of like the Olsen twins. Regardless their age, I’ll always picture them as the little girl on Full House saying ‘You got it, dude!’

        2. Trigger Hippie

          Oh, and that leak nonsense is a hopelessly transparent bid for publicity. It has become almost standard practice for young starlets to leak nudie pics or vids. It got that chick from Supergirl a lead role in a network drama for fuck’s sake.

          At this point they may as well just do proper porn on the side and shelf the pretense.

    3. Gilmore

      I was encouraged by the fact that the first comment began with “This is stupid”

      there is no controversy. anyone who gives a shit has something wrong with them.

    4. DesigNate

      Broadcaster Julia Hartley-Brewer condemned Watson for her hypocrisy in campaigning against page three while then bearing all in a ‘posh magazine’,

      From the tone of the article, the author doesn’t think that’s fair, but it is 100% hypocrisy.

    1. Jimbo

      Morris, who is not a licensed doctor, combined silicone, mineral oil, Fix-a-Flat tire sealant, cement and Super Glue to give women shapelier backsides.

      Gives a whole new meaning to flat butt.

      1. Hyperion

        That dude is down with the science.

        I blame government. Nowhere on a bottle of Fix-a-Flat does it say ‘Do not inject this into your butt.’. I rest my case.

      2. DenverJ

        A woman dubbed the “Toxic Tush” doctor will spend a decade behind bars for using Super Glue and Fix-a-Flat tire sealant to enlarge women’s behinds and causing one patient to die.

        Oneal Ron Morris, 36, who is transgender…

        So, not a doctor, not a woman.

        1. Suthenboy

          Dig around in that story all you like, you will find no sanity anywhere.

          Once you wander off of the reality path there is no limit. You will find yourself in some swamp of horror and insanity and have no idea how you got there or how to get out.

          1. juris imprudent

            And speaking of SugarFree…

        2. Francisco d’Anconia

          Xe identified as a doctor.

    2. Vhyrus

      You could claim that picture to be straight out of a MAD TV skit and not a single person would question it.

    3. Emmerson Biggins

      This is making me want to ask for a “close thread”-click-feature like on reddit. I did click on it though. My bad.

      1. Rhywun

        Oh god I just noticed the dog’s ball-implant story linked thereupon.

        testicular implants such as Neuticles to help neutered pets regain their masculinity

  12. Scruffy Nerfherder

    *stamps kosher on his hot dog*

    1. DenverJ

      euphemism?

      1. quincy

        “Hebrew National” wouldn’t fit.

        1. Vhyrus

          That’s what she said?

        2. juris imprudent

          It did originally, then it was Hebrew Natio

    2. DEG

      You probably don’t need that. I’ve never needed that.

  13. “ELKHART, Ind. — A Goshen man who was initially denied a personalized Indiana license plate reading “atheist” has received the plate after filing an appeal.”

    1. Juice

      Indiana just seems like such a retarded state. Or, they have their own special brand of it, anyway.

      1. trshmnstr

        It’s just the right combination of midwest rural with near-Chicago union lunacy to breed a particularly contemptible mess of socon and SJW.

      2. More or less retarded than Ohio?

        1. trshmnstr

          I’d say less. Indiana has a fair amount of suburban moderate conservatives. Ohio has socon rural areas and Northeastern snobby leftist suburbs.

          1. juris imprudent

            Where does that leave Columbus?

          2. Fuck Columbus, and the institutions of “higher” learning located therein?

      3. Hyperion

        Indiana’s not a retarded state. I’m speaking from experience here, I lived there for 15 years. Indiana is basically made up of people who went there from Appalachia in the days of the now Rust belt factory revolution. I think most of them in the 50s – 70s, and who totally deny being related to anyone else from or having came from Appalachia. This makes for a particularly annoying breed of person, known as a Hoosier. Also the climate is nasty, fluctuating between cold as hell and you’re going to get blown away by a F5 tornado. In between though, you get a few nice days that you can actually go outside without a full body mosquito net. Government wise though, it’s better than where I live now.

        1. Rhywun

          I noticed this the other day.

          On January 12, 2017, the Federal Government officially changed the nickname of people from the state of Indiana from “Indianans” to “Hoosiers”, making Indiana the first state to not have a version of their state name in their nickname (“Illinoisans”, “Texans”, etc.).

          Not retarded my ass.

          1. Hyperion

            Well, that’s stupid. And it’s without basis in fact. The reason that Indianans are known as Hoosiers is because the first time they meet you, the first thing they will say is ‘Who’s your mother? Who’s your father? Who’s your brother?’. Get it? Hoosiers.

            Ohioans are also known as Buckeyes, but that’s a tree. New Jerseyans are also known as assholes because they are.

    2. Max Coins

      What’s wrong with being a theist in Indiana?

  14. Juice

    Ok, maybe Kurdish women soldiers aren’t sharing bikini shots on instagram, but there are some good looking ones in the mix.

  15. Tired of my stories about relocating the bodies of Civil War veterans?

    OK, fine, then.

    “With all due respect to Thomas Wolfe, it appears you can go home again.

    “Sort of.

    “Consider the strange case of Col. William Ross Wallace, who has returned to the North Idaho town he founded – in the form of his tombstone.

    ““William R. Wallace,” reads the carved gray granite marker under a crest. “Died Nov. 16, 1901. Aged 67 years. A native of Kentucky.”…

    “Last month, [Jamie] Baker embarked on an odyssey to Southern California, where he retrieved the 1-ton slab from a collector who had saved it from an uncertain fate.

    “For the time being, the Wallace headstone was laid rather unceremoniously to rest under a rumpled tarpaulin, just across the street from [Baker’s restaurant] the Red Light.

    “But save the date, June 24.

    “On that day, Wallace’s tombstone will be installed permanently near the entrance of the Northern Pacific Depot Railroad Museum as part of a major festival saluting the town’s namesake.”

    1. Suthenboy

      Sorry to tell you Eddie but after a mere 2 years in the ground down here there is nothing left. Nothing. If you move north the time is longer but not by much, and I am talking modern corpses that have been embalmed. Between the critters and the moisture (fungus) a body just doesnt last. The only time you get long time preservation is in extremely dry or frozen areas. There are no civil war era bodies left to move. They are just moving dirt or headstones.

  16. jesse.in.mb

    IDF Guys for balance. Jerusalem had a lot of IDF soldiers wandering around and a LOT of them were very hot. There was a pretty blonde one I would’ve human photo safari’d for you all but she and her companion had disappeared in a crowded souk before I got a chance to get the phone out.

    1. Rhywun

      Shame they’re not oiled up and wrestling.

      1. jesse.in.mb

        I have that same thought in more situations than is probably appropriate.

    2. Diane Reynolds

      That Air Force #1 pic is what I looked like in high school.

      1. jesse.in.mb

        One of the pics reminded me that the logo on the satchel I regularly carry is the Israeli paratrooper mark. It’s probably best I’d just gotten a new camera bag and didn’t wear it into Bethlehem.

        1. Diane Reynolds

          As long as you know krav maga, you’re ok.

  17. westernsloper

    Holy sweet (((tukhus))).

  18. Pomp

    That first pick….holy SHIT.

  19. Mad Scientist

    maya_shtain

    After looking at her for a while, so are mine.

    1. Heroic Mulatto
  20. Diane Reynolds

    Are these ladies all vegetarians? I feel like I need to take them out for a steak.

    1. Number.6

      I’d invite ’em over for a hot dog and a shake.

      1. Chafed

        That’s not kosher.

  21. Derpetologist

    file under: you stay classy

    Schumer goes off on Trump supporter at NYC restaurant

    Sen. Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., caused a scene at a Manhattan restaurant when he began yelling at a wealthy and well-connected Donald Trump supporter that the POTUS is “a liar.”

    Schumer, the top Senate Democrat, lost his cool on Sunday night at Upper East Side restaurant Sette Mezzo, according to witnesses.

    He was dining with friends when he encountered Joseph A. Califano Jr. — the former U.S. secretary of health, education and welfare under President Jimmy Carter and domestic policy adviser to President Lyndon B. Johnson — and his wife, Hilary, who were having a quiet dinner.

    Onlookers said Schumer was incensed that Hilary — the daughter of William S. Paley, the founder and chairman of CBS — had voted for Trump, even though her husband, Joseph, is a well-known Democrat.

    One witness said of the restaurant rant, “They are a highly respected couple, and Schumer made a scene, yelling, ‘She voted for Trump!’ The Califanos left the restaurant, but Schumer followed them outside.” On the sidewalk, Schumer carried on with his fantastical filibuster: “ ‘How could you vote for Trump? He’s a liar!’ He kept repeating, ‘He’s a liar!’ ”

    Hilary confirmed the confrontation, telling Page Six, “Sen. Schumer was really rude . . . He’s our senator, and I don’t really like him. Yes, I voted for Trump. Schumer joined us outside and he told me Trump was a liar. I should have told him that Hillary Clinton was a liar, but I was so surprised I didn’t say anything.”

    1. Vhyrus

      The left is literally falling to pieces. I’m gonna need to buy another pool to hold all these delicious tears.

    2. Suthenboy

      While their foot soldiers are slashing tires and punching nazis in the street their leadership is making scenes and berating people in public.

      I wonder if they really understand the road they are on? Personally I think they took the long road, have been on it for over 100 years and feel they should have passed the tipping point already. They are getting impatient. If the nation wont tip, they will just give it a kick and tip it.

      They never expected the tipping point being the American people telling them to fuck off.

    3. And yes, that piece of shit is one of my Senators.

      1. Rhywun

        I wonder which NYC landmark they’ll name after him some day. All the good bridges and tunnels have been taken by other Democrats.

        1. Jimbo

          Sewage treatment facility? No wait, that would imply he’s cleaning up the place.

        2. westernsloper

          The State Park they are going to turn that nuclear power plant site into once it is decommissioned?

          1. Rhywun

            That’s Cuomo’s pet project.

        3. juris imprudent

          Perhaps a a large line of wind powered generators?

          1. dbleagle

            I suggest rename the Port Authority bathroom area.

  22. Derpetologist

    file under: stop. just stop.

    Lena Dunham Says ‘PC’ No Longer Means Political Correctness—It’s ‘Proactive Compassion’

    Previously on Twitter:

    Lena Dunham
    An uncool thought to have: “is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he’s Asian.”
    1:53 AM – 12 Jul 2011

      1. Vhyrus

        It doesn’t count when they do it to other Asians.

      2. John Titor

        I don’t know what you’re talking about HM, that is clearly a soldier next to a pile of stacked lumber. Or they were like that way when he got there. And even if they weren’t they probably would have deserved it.

        /University of Tokyo History Department

  23. Derpetologist

    also file under: stop. just stop.

    Australia Training 4,000 Teachers to Root Out Sexism in Preschoolers

    The regional government in Victoria is developing a course to help educators spot children who “enact sexist values, beliefs and attitudes” from the age of four.

    According to The Australian, the new project will cost taxpayers $3.4million AUS ($2.6million US).

    A tender document released by state officials cites research showing that kids are already operating within “gendered norms” at pre-school and need “anti-bias” strategies to help educate them out of it.

    1. Rhywun

      I’m going to take a shot in the dark and guess this means turning boys into girls but not vice versa.

      1. Trigger Hippie

        ‘boys into girls’

        Not the exact word grouping but it still made me recall a nearly forgotton song.

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WDswiT87oo8

        It’s a fun tune.

        1. Rhywun

          Oh god i HATE that song. It was WAY overplayed, trust me. And I am a pretty big fan of Blur – just not that goddamn song.

          1. Trigger Hippie

            Ha!

            I guess that was a touch before my time and considered retro enough to be appreciated by my age set to be thought of as ‘cool’.

            To be honest, the only woman I’ve ever dated and seriously considered as a candidate for marriage loved this song. So it will always have a soft spot in my heart.

            Cheesy, I know.

          2. Rhywun

            It’s basically a novelty song – not representative of them at all.

    2. Number.6

      I wonder if the writer knows about the meaning of ‘root’ in colloquial Australian …

  24. Stereotypes about witches are too positive, says witch.

    “Removed from our religions and traditions are things like cursing, hexing, binding, demonology, summoning, animal sacrifice and more. Replacing those is the idea that Pagans and Witches follow a rule of harming none, and we believe in the threefold return, a bastardised karmic system that is a lot harsher and faster acting than the original karma. We are a peaceful people, loving and kind and we don’t hurt anyone or anything….

    “But this is far from the truth, far from reality. Many witches hex and curse, some Pagans and Polytheists and Witches do sacrifice animals, many of us don’t give a toss about the idea of harming none and that threefold return. We don’t fit all the old stereotypes, and not all of us will fit any of the old stereotypes. But the fact is, more of us don’t fit the new stereotypes….

    “…Maybe we need to reveal a bit more of the truth of who and what so many of us are. We aren’t all love and light, we aren’t all harm none, we aren’t all safe and unthreatening. That’s the truth and we should be able to reveal that without fear – not just without fear of the public judging us, but fear of our own pioneers judging us.”

    1. Vhyrus

      Dear god it’s like a pagan version of the alt-right. I’m gonna hafta show this to my girlfriend.

    2. Brochettaward

      I had a class where there was a girl who considered herself a witch/pagan. Outside the leftwing derposphere, normal people just think you are a lune.

      1. Vhyrus

        My gf (who I have converted into a libertarian) is a pagan. Wrap your brain around that one.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          Hazel Meade is black?!?!

          1. John Titor

            Would explain the rants about white guys…

          2. Rhywun

            Jesus that was quite the derpy argument this afternoon.

          3. Brochettaward

            Link?

          4. Rhywun

            It starts hier but really, it’s too tedious to recommend.

          5. Jimbo

            I give it 3 Short Buses
            ???

          6. BakedPenguin

            Jesus. She used to be sane. At least, I think so.

          7. The comment section was working yesterday?

      2. John Titor

        Is Paganism Legitimate and Accepted?

        Uh…

        No one fought hard for you as they sought to legitimise a religion by wrapping it in an appeasing Jesus bow.

        Well, she’s not wrong.

        1. Suthenboy

          There is a reason, aside from coercion, that christianity was successful and the communion is no small part of that.

          1. John Titor

            Well that and early Christianity knew how to tailor itself to local culture, establish itself, then preach the Jesus stuff.

            “Oh, you’re a warrior people eh? Let me tell you about the walls of Jericho and the wrath God visited onto Egypt…”

            (Yes, 5th century missionaries were Canadian for some reason)

          2. Suthenboy

            We dont cut your daughters heart out and offer it to the Oaks. We have a guy who took her place a long time ago and we just reenact it with bread and wine.

            That would be a pretty good selling point for me.

          3. Seguin

            Listen, if I don’t sacrifice somebody to Chernobog soon, I’ll NEVER increase my cold one rank.

            (Kinda hilarious, autocorrect tried to change Chernobog to Cher.)

    3. Suthenboy

      The whole point of being a witch is people who feel powerless and weak to get some attention and have people fear you a little bit.

      If they are totally harmless then people will just go back to ignoring them.

    4. John Titor

      Finally, they’re dropping the modern hippie bullshit. Get back to the human sacrifices and terrifying English villages.

      1. Vhyrus

        Make Salem Great Again!

    5. Derpetologist
      1. dbleagle

        It is strange what you tube recommends. I went to Derp’s link and got this.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIWzz6wcNug

        The horn players, who cares. But “hello” to the fiddler in jeans.

    6. In real life, Margaret Hamilton loved children, and was a teacher before going to Hollywood.

  25. Derpetologist

    file under: the beatings will continue until morale improves

    A European nation has hit upon a novel idea to reduce poverty: Fine people for being poor.

    Belarus, which lies between Russia and Poland and was formerly part of the Soviet Union, plans to introduce a “social parasites” tax on the unemployed.
    ….
    Around half a million people in the country of 9.5 million are thought to be out of work in an economy that is still largely centrally planned and dependent on government intervention.

    1. Vhyrus

      You know when the banks fined people for not having enough money in their account? Yeah, it’s gonna work out about that well.

    2. To be fair, if you can’t get some kind of phony-balony job in a commie country, you’re probably some kind of political undesirable.

    3. Diane Reynolds

      Usually, poverty itself is the fine for being poor. Historically, it’s been a great incentive to get people to generate wealth for themselves and others.

      1. Rhywun

        Well, we certainly took of that here in the US, haven’t we.

        1. Rhywun

          “care”

    4. John Titor

      Belarus, the European country closer to the -stans than Europe.

    5. Juice

      We do that in the US, but only to “deadbeat dads” and “people who didn’t pay a petty fine they can’t afford.”

  26. Brochettaward

    I occasionally like to go to CNN just to see what hysterical anti-Trump/GOP headline they are running. They never disappoint. Today it’s “Congress just killed your Internet privacy protections”. They say this without a hint of irony as if allowing private entities that people willingly interact with to share data and form contracts is the greatest sin imaginable while praising Obama to the heavens. I wonder how many personalities on CNN questioned the bogus reforms Obama initiated after the Snowden leaks? We already don’t have privacy online, and it’s because of the government.

    1. Brochettaward

      And I’m going to Eddie this up. Take this little gem:

      “But rather than apply similar protections to more businesses, the Republican-controlled Congress voted to scrap the rules entirely.”

      If the Dems gave a fuck about internet privacy and the consent of consumers in data collection, why didn’t they do this?

      “Providers typically offer the choice to opt out, but consumers may not even be aware of this data collection — let alone how to get out of it.

      With Facebook and Google, weary users may choose to limit their activity on the sites or switch to rival services. But switching providers is often difficult, as is hiding your Internet activity from your Internet provider.”

      Good old paternalistic progressivism. And not a hint of self-awareness as they quote these ‘experts’ who lament how difficult it is for people to find alternative service providers. As if that has nothing to do with the current regulatory regime supported by various local and state governments across the country along with the Feds themselves.

      1. westernsloper

        +1 DuckDuckGo

        Fuck Google

        1. DuckDuckGo doesn’t have nearly as many results as Google, unfortunately.

          1. westernsloper

            Doesn’t matter. If I can’t find what I am looking for there, then I google. I might google a topic/product every couple months. I always thought there was a market there for a search engine or social media that didn’t track and sell your info, but I don’t think people care anymore.

          2. I do the same, but there are times I’m looking for news stories that DDG doesn’t seem to have them. They also have a lot fewer images, from what I can tell.

          3. westernsloper

            I am strictly pornhub for images and video.

    2. Gilmore

      “Congress just killed your Internet privacy protections”.

      The House of Representatives voted Tuesday to repeal Internet privacy protections that were approved by the Federal Communications Commission in the final days of the Obama administration.

      Given that last year, the Obama admin was pushing for legislation which gave FBI and other law enforcement *greater* latitude to snoop thru your emails/crack any security you might have on devices etc…. i have strong suspicions whatever new rules approved were probably simply designed to be enormously complicated and duplicating pre-existing protections such that the new admin would be forced to Undo them….. thereby creating the perfect opportunity to create exactly these sorts of headlines.

      Pretty much all the news of the last 3 months has had this same basic storyline. “Trump repeals Obama emissions-controls” “Trump ends transgender protections” “Trump removes ban on Dakota Access pipeline”… and on and on and on.

      You’d almost suspect that all the rulemaking was DESIGNED for this purpose. why bother with all that sort of bureaucratic paperwork if you know its simply going to be immediately undone? Why, maybe if it provides ammunition for political attacks?

      The Chicago Tribune ran a piece pointing this out back in january ; and if you ignore all the Obama-fluffing rhetoric, you can see the basic outlines of what’s actually going on =

      With days left in office, Obama ushers in dozens of policies. But will they stay put?

      For weeks, congressional Republicans and members of the Trump transition team have questioned why the White House is pressing ahead given that the GOP will control both the executive and legislative branch for at least the next two years.

      On Dec. 5, 23 GOP senators wrote Obama a letter asking that his administration “cease issuing new, nonemergency rules and regulations given the recent election results of November 8.”…

      While the Obama administration has been feverishly publishing new regulations in the wake of November’s election, the same White House wasn’t so eager to produce new regulations in the run-up to Obama’s reelection in 2012. That October, by Batkins’s count, just four rules came out of the White House

      …Housing and Urban Development Secretary Julián Castro, who did not brief members of Trump’s transition team before announcing Monday that the Federal Housing Authority would cut interest rates, told reporters that he had “no reason to believe this will be scaled back,” adding that the change “offers a good benefit to hard-working American families out there at a time when interest rates might well continue to go up.”

      But Ben Carson, whom Trump nominated to succeed Castro, told lawmakers Thursday he was “surprised to see something of this nature being done on the way out the door, which of course has a profound effect.”

      I’d like to see a complete list of all the shit they did in the immediate aftermath of the election, but i doubt any journalist has actually done that much work, preferring to just play TEAM-Cheerleaders

      1. Gilmore

        apologies for that being “too long”. i just hit reply and didn’t realize it was so chunky until posted. I BLAME NO PREVIEW BUTTON

        1. westernsloper

          Ya, you Eddied the shit out of that post.

          1. westernsloper

            But I agree. That is exactly what Obama and his flying monkeys were doing. The fucker is/was third world tin pot dictator material.

        2. Suthenboy

          You are dead on the money.

  27. Derpetologist

    As Venezuela lurches from crisis to crisis President Maduro moonlights as salsa DJ

    “It’s time for salsaaaaa!” croons the newest DJ on Venezuela’s national daytime radio. “Pay attention, this is the force of happiness,” he tells his listeners.
    Venezuela on the brink: a journey through a country in crisis

    The frenetic rhythms of the 1973 Ray Barreto classic Indestructible begin to drown out his rich tones before the chorus kicks in: “They can’t destroy me … they can’t destroy me.”

    Amid an escalating humanitarian crisis, and after the abrupt suspension of a referendum designed to oust him from power, Venezuela’s President Nicolás Maduro has launched a midday radio show.

    1. Diane Reynolds

      Derp, you do what you can.

      1. Derpetologist

        In his case, that would be driving a bus.

        And I suspect he did that poorly.

      2. Derpetologist

        alternatively:

        If you can’t do something well, have fun doing it badly

    2. Pomp

      Did Mussolini do a radio broadcast in the months leading up to his mob lynching?

      1. Imagine if Trump were doing an hours-long radio show? The left would be going 10x as apeshit as they are now.

        1. Vhyrus

          All the more reason why he should. I would listen to it… I’d play it in minority neighborhoods and drink up all the delicious tears.

          1. Pomp

            Racist!

    3. Grumbletarian

      Gooooooood Afternoon, Venezuela! Hey, this is not a test! This is ROCK AND ROLL!

  28. The NHL app can’t carry all the teams’ radio broadcasts?

  29. Derpetologist

    if anthems were as bad as the countries they came from:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5fenjzeh7g

    1. quincy

      Come on man, Murica has its faults, but it ain’t that bad.

  30. Derpetologist

    A Northern Arizona University student lost credit on an English paper for using the word “mankind” instead of a gender-neutral alternative.

    A Northern Arizona University student lost credit on an English paper for using the word “mankind” instead of a gender-neutral alternative.

    Cailin Jeffers, an English major at NAU, told Campus Reform that she received an email from one of her professors, Dr. Anne Scott, informing her that she had been docked one point out of a possible 50 on a recent paper for “problems with diction (word choice)” related to her use of the word “mankind” as a synonym for “humanity.”

    “I would be negligent, as a professor who is running a class about the human condition and the assumptions we make about being ‘human,’ if I did not also raise this issue of gendered language and ask my students to respect the need for gender-neutral language,” Scott explained. “The words we use matter very much, or else teachers would not be making an issue of this at all, and the MLA would not be making recommendations for gender-neutral language at the national level.”

    1. Perhaps the “professor” should respect the students’ need for gendered language.

      There’s a reason gentlemen prefer blondes.

    2. Juice

      That’s a giant leap for humxnity.

      1. quincy

        I wonder if Bzz Ldrn is still up to publicly punching idiots in the face.

        / Vowels omitted due the sensitivities of the site’s administrators.

        1. Gilmore

          I initially read that as Bas Luhrman

          1. quincy

            The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, a Musical

            A Baz Luhrman production

          2. Luhrman’s gonna make a three-hour version of Fred Ott’s Sneeze.

    3. Vhyrus

      Demand refund, find new school, before it’s too late.

    4. westernsloper

      and the MLA would not be making recommendations for gender-neutral language at the national level.

      Or, the MLA could be ran by a bunch of progressive idiots who want to censor speech. Does the phrase, “fuck off cunt” meet MLA standards?

      1. Vhyrus

        forgot the oxford comma… -1

    5. trshmnstr

      “The words we use matter very much, or else teachers would not be making an issue of this at all, and the MLA would not be making recommendations for gender-neutral language at the national level.”

      You can take your recommendations and shove them up your gender neutral asshole, you meddling cunt!

      1. Brochettaward

        I just like the smugness of the comment. This obviously matters because they think it matters. No other actual justification is needed.

        1. Rhywun

          There ought to be a word for reshaping the English language to match your radical politics. Preferably, named after an author.

          1. quincy

            Bowdlerize?

          2. Jimbo

            do you mean Bulwer-Lyttonize?

          3. BigGreg

            Or whoever decided that access= free shit.

          4. Thomas Manniacs?

    6. KSuellington

      I didn’t lose any points, but in the early 2000’s when I was at UC Berkeley I had my use of “mankind” in an archeology class essay exam circled and noted that it was incorrect to use the term. “Humankind” was the suggested replacement I believe.

      1. Francisco d’Anconia

        Humankind?

    7. Emmerson Biggins

      His name is Cailin Jeffers. If any body has terminal cancer and is about to punch out anyways, please put this fucker through a wood chipper for me.

      Am I a allowed to say that, hypothetically?

  31. Gilmore

    Jewish culture superior.

    for the sake of argument (((AND GUESS WHERE I GET THAT??)))…. i’d offer that was actually “Israeli culture”

    jewish-culture via… well, long-island / westchester, for instance? slightly different overtones.

    1. Rhywun

      Oh my GAWD. And that creaky-voice thinnnnnngggg.

    2. westernsloper

      That was kind of (((painful))).

      1. Gilmore

        that was the point

    3. Brochettaward

      Old Man With Candy’s pictures made me think maybe Jews *are* humans after all. But then this made me think that, you know, Hitler really just didn’t go far enough.

    4. DEG

      Ball gags are called for.

      1. Jimbo

        They’re ALWAYS called for when we talking about women!

    5. Suthenboy

      The most grating thing about that to me is that those are performances. One thing you can be sure of when getting into a relationship with a girl who performs like that: When she has her hooks in you the performance will no longer be needed and she will drop it. You will wake up one morning in bed with someone you dont know and 99% of the time someone you cant tolerate.

      People who perform like that have no confidence that they are worthy so they pretend to be someone they are not. Most of the time they are right.

      1. Rhywun

        those are performances

        You’re not from the NYC area, are you.

        1. Suthenboy

          *Looks at handle*

          No, I am not. I went there once. The most fantastic view of the place, and the one that sticks in my memory the most, was seeing the city in my rearview mirror.

        2. Emmerson Biggins

          I couldn’t watch more than 10 seconds of that crap.

      2. Gilmore


        Suthenboy on March 28, 2017 at 8:31 pm

        The most grating thing about that to me is that those are performances.

        You’re confused. those are people. This is a performance

  32. DEG

    I’m torn. Is this better than HM’s Thick Thursday posts? I don’t know. I’ll have to investigate more.

    1. The Elite Elite

      Definitely not, IMO. All these women are sticks. No thank you.

  33. Hmmmm… I wonder if my commission would transfer to the IDF…?

    1. Number.6

      Dunno what the commission would be, but I’ve heard you aren’t allowed to keep any tips.

  34. __Warren__

    Uh oh, NBC Nightly News is on the Manafort/Russia money trail!

    I wonder if they’ll do the same hard-hitting, no-stone-unturned, pieces of cracker-jack journalism they did when chasing the Clinton/Russian money trail.

    1. one true athena

      Some CNN “journalist” just ‘speculated’ that Nunes must be getting blackmailed by Russia! It’s Russians all the way down!

      1. Suthenboy

        You are kidding, right?

        This is really getting into tinfoil hat territory.

        1. one true athena

          sadly no. Greenwalt retweeted him as an example of conspiracy mongering.

        2. Hyperion

          Getting into tinfoil hat territory? It’s been full on tinfoil hat from the start.

    2. westernsloper

      The money trail left when Manafort, (who is a douche) reported the money he made when he was a registered lobbyist?

      Didn’t he work for Trump for about two months or something?

  35. Michael

    Totally AWESOME post. Thank you for the much needed eyeball salve.

    …aaannnddd now for something completely off-topic. My YouTube sidebar is all kinds of fucked up, and I am partly blaming you knuckleheads.

    Mix – Erasure – River Deep-Mountain High

    Dune [1984] scene — A Secret Report Within the Guild: The Plan of the Harkonnens

    Bo Diddley : “Bo Diddley” [Live at the Toronto Rock and Roll Revival] [1969]

    Wayne Cochran – Going Back To Miami

    No complaints here whatsoever; just wanted to share.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      I’m not sure what so “fucked up” about any of that.

      There is not even one cummies link.

      1. Michael

        Like I said – no complaints. In fact, it has brought me ecstatic joy on an otherwise dreary Tuesday.

        1. Michael

          Also, totally not clicking any more of your links.

    2. Gilmore

      “Bo Diddley” [Live at the Toronto Rock and Roll Revival]

      (looks it up)

      I think the guy who made that film (DA Pennebaker) also did “Jazz on a Summer’s Day” (looks again) No. He did that famous Bob Dylan movie and the Monterey Pop doco tho (where the Hells Angels killed somebody). That guy was everywhere.

      That above-linked movie (jazz on a summer’s day – 1960) really is worth watching, tho. Its wonderful even if you’re not particularly interested in the music; it captures the place/time/culture in a very intimate and revealing way.

      1. Michael

        I will definitely be checking that one out. Thanks!

    3. Woo-hoo! I’m at least partly responsible for that!

  36. straffinrun

    Trump’s business network reached alleged Russian mobsters

    To expand his real estate developments over the years, Donald Trump, his company and partners repeatedly turned to wealthy Russians and oligarchs from former Soviet republics — several allegedly connected to organized crime, according to a USA TODAY review of court cases, government and legal documents and an interview with a former federal prosecutor.

    The president and his companies have been linked to at least 10 wealthy former Soviet businessmen with alleged ties to criminal organizations or money laundering.

    After it ends, the video at the top goes directly to a baby wailing for his blankey.

    1. Gilmore

      The president and his companies have been linked to at least 10 wealthy former Soviet businessmen with alleged ties ….

      …to KEVIN BACON

      1. R C Dean

        They probably have ties to Hillary. Wonder that will make the news.

    2. thrakkorzog

      Is there anybody doing business in Russia that doesn’t have at least some mob ties?

      Kind of reminds me of the MIT Blackjack club. If some 21 year old white dude walks into a Vegas casino and puts 10G on the table and wins back to back hands, the casino is going to want to know who he is. If some Chinese or Korean pulls the same trick, the casinos just assumed it was the kid of some well connected communist party member they don’t know about, no further investigation needed.

  37. Seguin

    Alright…any glibertarians build websites? Looking to do a solid revamp on myour business site, and I’m wanting to add some different custom functionality to it. William@sabinespeed.com is my email.

    1. Seguin

      I’m gonna be requesting a quote. This is a paying gig.

    2. Hyperion

      Yes. Every day. But I’m all booked up for at least a year. What sort of functionality are you looking for?

      1. Seguin

        A customer dashboard for the most part. A way for customers to request quotes, upload specs, check job progress, etc. I actually have a rather long list of functions I’d love to have someday but my budget isn’t huge.

        1. Hyperion

          Ok. You’re asking for dynamic functionality which might require coding, depending on how ‘custom’ you want it to be. Do you have anything like this now as a start? Just asking so that I might be able to give some guidance. I definitely do not have time to take on any new projects right now.

          The request quotes can be simple enough, because that can just be an email, as upload specs can be. But when you get to tracking this, especially jog progress and you want to automate that, now you’re talking data storage and workflow.

          I know I’m not the only dev here, so maybe someone else can be more helpful. Could even be something out of the box that will work for you.

          1. Seguin

            I have SOME stuff that I’ve tried to do – learning javascript and php while trying to get it done lead to it being kinda cruddy. Unfortunately most of it was on a hard drive that failed.

            Given a day or two I could probably recreate the bits of it that worked.

            Yeah, data storage and workflow were what was really holding me back. I had only scratched the surface of database management by the time I threw my hands up and went back to the mill.

            I’ll try to get a demo setup on a private branch of my site, then get back to you. Hopefully in a week or two.

            If CK2 doesn’t abduct me again.

  38. straffinrun

    Japan eyes cap on overtime hours, equal pay under labor reform plan

    The panel headed by Prime Minister Shinzo Abe is calling for a cap on overtime work hours and penalties on violators in the action plan compiled based on an agreement between Japan’s most powerful business lobby Keidanren and the labor union Rengo.

    So the govt is going to act as the muscle to enforce a regulatory capture scheme dreamed up by Keidanren and Rengo. And the “violator”? Most likely a dude with a small business and less than 10 workers.

    1. Hyperion

      Because cronyism, cronyism never changes. *plays fallout theme music in background*

      1. straffinrun

        People will cheer it, though. “We Japanese can’t so ‘no’ to our employer, so this is necessary stop Karoshi.” It’s not hard to understand how the public bought the whole “Co prosperity sphere” concept.

        1. __Warren__

          My spheres will bring prosperity to us both! Now close your eyes and think of the Emperor.

    1. straffinrun

      Wut? They’re flipping off a memorial to millions of people killed?

        1. Gilmore

          that was just the same photo?

          scrolling thru his twitter, i think the most interesting thing he’s got going on is a lot of stuff about “black-communist solidarity w/ North Korea

          1. Rhywun

            What a maroon.

          2. straffinrun

            Oops. Hate linking to twitter. The pic below the first one. Flipping off the dog.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Nobody was killed! And the Holodomor don’t real!

        drowns‏ @PatrickJury Mar 27

        @ShawkDerfus @BlackAutonomist lol “Stalin ate all the grain and paid the clouds not to rain” I D E O L O G Y
        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes

        1. straffinrun

          Going with the “Not Stalin’s fault!” argument. So crazy it may just work.

    2. Rhywun

      What’s a “tanky”?

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Urban Dictionary has a surprisingly good writeup. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tankie

        First couple paragraphs if you don’t feel like clicking:

        A hardline Stalinist. A tankie is a member of a communist group or a “fellow traveller” (sympathiser) who believes fully in the political system of the Soviet Union and defends/defended the actions of the Soviet Union and other accredited states (China, Serbia, etc.) to the hilt, even in cases where other communists criticise their policies or actions. For instance, such a person favours overseas interventions by Soviet-style states, defends these regimes when they engage in human rights violations, and wishes to establish a similar system in other countries such as Britain and America.

        The term is used to distinguish the rare individuals with these kinds of beliefs from communists more broadly (including Communist Party members), whose adherence to Soviet doctrine and attachment to existing “socialist” states is somewhat weaker.

    3. Gilmore

      what’s a “tankie”… wait i’ll just…

      A Tankie is an apologist for the violence and crimes against humanity perpetrated by twentieth-century Marxist-Leninist regimes, particularly the Soviet Union under Joseph Stalin (1924 – 1953). More broadly, the term may refer to any leftist who is perceived to support or defend authoritarian regimes on the basis that they are enemies of the United States. This can include regimes that are not and do not claim to be communist such as those of Vladimir Putin in Russia and Bashir al-Assad in Syria.

      “Tankie” originally referred to the members of the Communist Party of Great Britain that supported the Kremlin decision to use tanks to crush the Hungarian anti-Soviet revolt of 1956. It was subsequently used as a prerogative against those members who believed that the party should pursue a line of uncritical support for the Soviet Union. The term has taken on its current meaning since the end of the Cold War. Ironically, it now most often refers to self-styled ‘anti-revisionists’ who believe that Nikita Khruschev, leader of the USSR at the time of the Hungarian revolt, betrayed Marxist-Leninist principles with his de-Stalinization programme.

      1. Rhywun

        I learned something today.

        1. Gilmore

          I was actually answering my own question, but you and JB pre-empted me

      2. AlmightyJB

        So The NY Times

    4. thrakkorzog

      Wow, I’ve seen Klan meetings that were more diverse.

  39. Hyperion

    Not sure what made me suddenly reminisce about this. I went over at a friend’s house way back then and he was all excited about this new band. He played this for me and it sort of blew my mind. I had never heard anything like this before. Ok, Trump, don’t nuke Canada like we’d previously discussed. Spare them, only because of this:

    Rush – Anthem

    1. Rhywun

      Oh now you’ve done it

    2. John Titor

      I knew you were a secret Canadian sympathizer Hyperion, you doth protested too much.

      1. thrakkorzog

        Hey now, what this all aboot then heh?

    3. Number.6

      It’s OK. There are no female libertarians here to scare off

  40. AlmightyJB

    Would

  41. thrakkorzog

    This lacks Shicksappeal.