Wednesday Afternoon Links

Greetings and happy Wednesday. Many thanks to SP for picking up my slack yesterday. Apparently, my computer would rather be reformatted than have to read another Hat/Hair. I’m back now, we’ll see whether the hardware keeps some ghost memory of the horror or not.

New York leads charge to end child marriage*. OMWC hardest hit!

If it looks like this near you, leave!

*Horrible reporting — “27 states ‘technically’ have no law against child marriage.” However, all states have a marriage licensure process which probably requires adults or their guardians to sign forms to receive a marriage certificate. Until we get the state out of marriage, this isn’t a real problem in America except where first cousins want to marry without state permission.

In “surprise” move, Saudi king appoints son over nephew as heir to the throne. I guess surprising to anyone who hasn’t read history? I was surprised the king waited so long.

The GA-06 spin has burned through. People are starting to admit that it sure does seem like the Democratic party candidates are continuing to get their asses kicked. Ideally, the 2016-2017 election cycle would put an end to the canard that elections can be bought. Candidates matter.

Footage from Sloopy’s house

Here’s hoping that all our readers on the I-10 Gulf Coast have big enough boats or live on high enough hills.

“This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.”

Wow. Illinois hits bankruptcy. May not be able to regularly pay employees and vendors. Given current jurisprudence on government pensions being unable to be reduced or removed, I see no way for the state to pass a budget.

Florida Hurricane Evacuation

If it keeps on rainin….

Comments

468 responses to “Wednesday Afternoon Links”

  1. F. Stupidity Jr.
    1. Pan Zagloba

      That was pretty good! Got a sensible chuckle out of me.

    2. Pat

      Not but, but I was hoping it would be funnier.

      1. Pat

        *not bad

  2. Playa Manhattan

    I’d evacuate her, if you know what I mean.

    1. AlexinCT

      I thought the right way to do it is to invade her?

    2. F. Stupidity Jr.

      You’re only now responding to yesterday’s fetish discussion?

    3. Brett L

      A pair of 6s, maybe 7s.

      1. F. Stupidity Jr.

        Pink top is about 5’6″, 3 feet of which is her midsection.

        1. Brett L

          Those are two healthy young ladies demonstrating poor judgement. What else can I do for you?

          1. F. Stupidity Jr.

            Oh, I’m not complaining in the least. Just pointing out that her body structure is a bit unusual. Still would.

          2. libertarianjoe

            well…..you know what they say about girls with long midsections…….

            actually, i don’t know what they say, please tell me

          3. Florida Man

            The more places to hit them where it won’t show?

          4. Playa Manhattan

            Just use the phone book. You can hit them anywhere.

    4. SugarFree

      So, you’d poop on her?

      1. Zero Sum Game

        Colorado doesn’t have a coastline.

          1. Zero Sum Game

            It didn’t have roads to shit on either, probably due to a lack of government.

          2. Pomp

            Yep, the decriminalising of public shitting is a top concern.

          3. Zero Sum Game

            Fallacy of relative privation. Failure.

    5. Mad Scientist

      Which one? The cute one? Or the fat one?

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Yes.

        1. SugarFree

          The guy too. Pink, stink or stick, Playa is down.

          1. Playa Manhattan

            The conversation yesterday liberated me.

          2. Florida Man

            *pins ribbon on shirt*

            He gets it.

          3. Count Potato

            There was a liberating conversation?

          4. Playa Manhattan

            See PM Links yesterday.

            Keyword search cuck.

          5. Count Potato

            Um, OK.

      2. BakedPenguin

        The cute one? Or the fat one?

        If that is fat, I guess I’ll take the place of ‘John’ from H&R here…

        1. RBS

          Maybe not fat fat but certainly dumpy.

          1. BakedPenguin

            Okay, I’ll give you that.

          2. Gustave Lytton

            Cushion for the pushin.

          3. westernsloper

            Dumpy? My guess she is 19-20 yrs old and home from her first year at college where she ate nothing but pizza/take out/whatever was on the meal deal in the dorm, drank too much and put on 15 lbs. God bless her for getting into last years bathing suit, but wouldn’t. Too young. I have morals.

            Totally want to see her on Pornhub though.

        2. Certified Public Asshat

          John’s title of chubby chaser was a bit undeserved. It was more Sarcasmic liked the coked out skeleton look.

  3. Cliche Bandit

    damn, not first

    1. Cliche Bandit

      Ohh and Happy Nude Hiking Day from the most fit state in America!

      1. DOOMco

        its like 100, nude is the only way to hike.

        1. At least wear shoes.

  4. AlexinCT

    So we have the first blue state to declare bankruptcy…

    At least Californians can say they are racing to be second..

    1. WE ARE NOT DECLARING BANKRUPTCY – States cannot do that….we are just, um, defaulting.

      Illinois, the Argentina of the US!

      1. AlexinCT

        The sad truth Swiss is that I am convinced the people spending money in Illinois put the program to make this happen on a fast track hoping Hillary elected to be the prez would swoop in and bail them out with tax payer money. Now they got a guy that very likely will tell them to go fucking pound sand.

        I admit I lost a bet to a buddy because he told me Illinois would beat Connecticut and California to the punch. Americans should be really scared because there is a row of blue state model following shitholes, primarily on the east and west coasts, racing to see which one can run out of other people’s money to spend faster.

        1. Number.6

          Connecticut will persevere longer one might think. And the legislature is so bad, they couldn’t even come first in a defaulting competition anyway.

      2. R C Dean

        Trump should help.

        He needs to support a bill in Congress to allow states to declare bankruptcy (or to allow their creditors to force them into bankruptcy). A bankrupt state reverts to territorial status and will be run as a territory (under federal supervision) until such time as it successfully petitions to be readmitted as a state. Naturally, as a territory, it will have no representatives in Washington (well, maybe one Congresshole without a vote). Their existing Congressional delegation would be, well, fired.

        Oh, and the statute needs to say that there will be no federal funding of any of the state’s obligations, which would be wiped out anyway when the state ceases to exist and becomes a territory.

        1. Sour Kraut

          That is damn good. Did you think of that?

          1. R C Dean

            I saw the basic idea somewhere else.

            As far as the Constitution goes, I think its basically silent on this. It doesn’t have any provisions that specifically address admitting or booting states, as far as I know. Now, if anybody cared about limited enumerated powers, etc. that would mean it can’t.

            BUT, there’s a workaround – if a state wants bankruptcy protection, it has to agree to become a territory. Pour encourager les state legislators and governor, the bill could also include a provision that legislators and the governor will be personally liable for any debts the state incurs after it is technically insolvent. Interstate commerce, yo.

          2. __Warren__

            If, after becoming a territory. individual counties could group together to elect to become a state or join a state that is contiguous with them would be a great way to get rural red areas out from under the thumb of urban blue areas.

          3. SP

            Sign me up. Both my home area and my current area would love to be out from under the crazy, progressive cities.

        2. Count Potato

          That budget have any wiggle room to send Rahm Emanuel to Mars?

          I mean, nothing too fancy, just launch him in the general direction.

          1. {|}===[|}:;:;:;:;:;:;:>

            First test launch by trebuchet or onager?

          2. Count Potato

            It doesn’t have to be from Europe or anything.

        3. robc

          I would like to say that requires a constitutional amendment, but the precedent of reconstruction suggests otherwise.

        4. ArchieBunker

          That is good. I like how you think

        5. Pomp

          I think that have me a semi.

        6. westernsloper

          I like it.

    2. Grumbletarian

      Have progs blamed Republican austerity yet?

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        Sure, the new Governor is an R. He must have had something to do with it.

    3. Vhyrus

      Washington apparently hasn’t approved a budget yet either and is facing partial shutdown.

      1. Vhyrus

        State not DC.

      2. The Last American Hero

        Washington is flush with tech cash, but the State Supreme Court decided to abrogate legislative budget authority. Even without those issues, the Hard Left Gov and House always get into a pissing match with the Team Red Senate and a deal gets done at the 11th hour when one side blinks. We’ve been down this road quite a bit over the last few budget cycles.

    4. skeptical

      I’m not saying Illinois isn’t screwed, but they keep taking my tax money so how does the budget really effect the cash on hand? The revenue piece is the same, the spending piece is the part that we shouldn’t be able to do, yet suddenly we are short. But if there was a budget in place to tie in more spending it would all be fine? If anything we should be flush with cash because there is no budget authorization to spend it.

      1. Old Man With Candy

        Some large percentage, can’t recall exactly how much, is required by law to be spent, budget or no. So really, any talk about spending ends up talking stuff in the margins. Of course, the state will certainly pull the Washington Monument maneuver and do shit like closing the DMV offices (while ticketing people for not having their papers and stickers up to date).

  5. If it keeps on rainin….

    I would have suggested this

    1. BakedPenguin

      Huh. I’d have figured you’d link to this

  6. Playa Manhattan

    One thing I’d point out to progressives who are calling this loss “progress”…

    Ossoff finished with one percentage point LESS in the runoff than he did in the first election. That is to say: he did worse running against one person than he did running against a whole bunch of people a few months earlier. That doesn’t sound like progress to me.

    1. Hey, man…he only had the most money ever spent on a House race…he was resource starved!

      1. Playa Manhattan

        VOTER SUPPRESSION!!!!! GERRYMANDERING!!!!!

        1. AlexinCT

          Must be why he is out there now calling for campaign finance reform even though his 7 to 1 lead in cash, most of it from big proggie donors, didn’t bank him the election…

      2. R C Dean

        And now he’s supporting campaign finance reform. You just can’t make this shit up.

        1. Chipwooder

          The balls on these people….

    2. Zero Sum Game

      They call progress towards a socialist state “progress” too. I wouldn’t read too much into how they define that word.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      While out spending his opponent!

      Looooosers!

  7. SugarFree

    This is how I feel.

    1. Mad Scientist

      You should get those spots on your several nipples looked at.

    2. Caput Lupinum

      …so, better than normal?

      1. SugarFree

        Maybe a little worse. There have been so many irrelevant controversies and outrages at work today that I am just burned out.

        1. AlexinCT

          What’s your job? I thought you were the “handler” for the hat & the hair…

    3. You feel Photoshopped?

      1. SugarFree

        You don’t get to tell me how I feel.

        1. AlexinCT

          Libertarian-splaining?

        2. See that question mark? I was asking, not telling.

          1. bacon-magic

            Haven’t you read his stuff, punctuation is not his strong suit. Horror porn…yes.

          2. No; I just skip to the comments.

    4. Vhyrus

      As long as that’s not how you look you should be OK.

      Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some kitten videos to watch.

    5. Chipwooder

      There really is no limit to your depravity, is there?

      Not saying that’s a bad thing, just taking note.

    6. Seguin

      It’s like the end of Eraserhead, only I don’t have an erection.

  8. Just Say’n

    “Illinois hits bankruptcy.”

    A state cannot declare bankruptcy, because they are sovereign. They also can’t be forced by state courts to pay their bills (which Illinois has been delaying for over five years) and federal courts typically don’t have jurisdiction over the matter. Illinois is a slow moving disaster. Good times

      1. SugarFree

        “The two sweetest words in the English language.”

    1. Vhyrus

      Fair enough, but they better pay their cops cause I don’t know how they expect to force the rest of the public workers to work for free if not at gunpoint.

      1. AlexinCT

        That’s a strategic investment.. you pay the ones that use force to make sure the money you pay the top men stays with the top men…

        1. Pine_Tree

          See CGP Grey’s “Rules for Rulers” on his Youtube channel.

  9. The Other Kevin

    Not too long ago some of my FB friends posted about how awful our governors are in Indiana, and how they wish we’d be more like Illinois. Good times.

    1. Just Say’n

      Your FB friends are idiots

      1. AlexinCT

        Best reason IMO to avoid FB like I have…

        It’s all idiots that think they know better and stoopid shit.

      2. The Other Kevin

        I grew up in Northwest Indiana, which is one of the small areas of the state that’s solid blue, and mostly falling apart (think Gary). Now I live just a bit East of there, where it’s more normal. Also, a lot of my FB friends are teachers for some reason.

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      Just how bad is Indiana?

      1. Worse than Kansas?

        1. Q Continuum

          But not as bad as Mississippi.

      2. SugarFree

        It’s mostly just kind of flat and full of corn. But you can get killer German food in the southern parts.

        1. BakedPenguin

          Also, good place to go if you like HS/college basketball.

      3. The Other Kevin

        Fiscally, Indiana is great. Not too long ago we all got a refund check from the state because there was a budget surplus. But then, we are the worst because we are also anti-union and the current VP came from here.

        1. Enough About Palin

          That’s what makes Minnesota so odd. It’s a true-blue state and yet has billions in surplus.

      4. Hyperion

        The climate is fucking horrible. Outside of that, uhh horrible.

        1. Can’t be as bad as Houston.

          1. Hyperion

            I’m sure it’s worse.

      5. EvilSheldon

        Apart from the flatness and the frigid cold, Indiana is pretty cool. I moved to DC from IN about fifteen years ago, and I sometimes miss it.

        1. trshmnstr

          I did a stint in TX before ending up in DC, but I did the same move.

    3. Michael

      The GA-06 thing got me thinking about how funny it would be if the mayorship of a major US city got flipped next. Unexpected, completely out of the blue – BAM! – new mayor with an “R” after their name. I’d definitely muster a few hearty laughs. I realize the possibility of this is practically nil, but it’s not unreasonable to think that people in cities flirting with bankruptcy might be getting tired of their overseers enough to switch sides.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        The governments of most major blue cities are on autopilot. They’re controlled by unions, both public and private, and there’s not a goddamn thing a republican mayor could do about it.

        1. AlexinCT

          Nor the voters, whom are neither smart enough to see the root of the problem, nor inclined to try and fix it should they figure it all out, you should add.

        2. Michael

          Pretty much, yeah. I wasn’t suggesting they’d stand a snowball’s chance in hell of actually enacting reforms. It would just be fun to enjoy the subsequent freakout over the impending apocalypse.

        3. Brett L

          The City of Houston, which has a Dem mayor (always) but a fairly conservative city council is locked in a knife fight with their fire-fighters union. The city is, of course, literally murdering heroes for wanting to limit their future liabilities. Me, I would fix that by granting full pensions of some ridiculous amount to anyone who can point to a specific injury in the line of duty, then contract a PI firm who gets 100% of 5 years’ worth of payments for any fraud cases they are instrumental in bringing. It would never pass, but in libertopia, that’s probably the cheapest way of doing it.

          1. Playa Manhattan

            You can only prosecute a few of those at a time, though. Make an example out of them.

            According to one study I’ve seen specific to Los Angeles County, the fraud is estimated to be so pervasive that if you actually prosecuted all of it to the fullest extent of the law, the incarceration costs would exceed the workers comp, disability, and pension costs.

          2. Brett L

            Incarceration? Just make the penalty stopping the state and locality payments. It could even be a civil deal so that the preponderance of the evidence standard could exist. Plus, they wouldn’t have felonies on their record when they had to go find work.

          3. Chipwooder

            I always think of that dipshit Jets fan Fireman Ed, who is on full disability from the FDNY yet somehow is fit enough to run around and jump up and down at NFL games.

          4. Certified Public Asshat

            He’s a Jets fan, so he is still punished.

          5. westernsloper

            + 1 disabled Phoenix firefighter running a triathlon

            That chic was from phoenix no? I don’t remember exactly. I have seen a few of those stories.

    4. Florida Man

      I read a white paper by Cullen Roche, which addresses the contention that the US can’t run out of money, but that doesn’t mean it has no constraints on spending because of inflation and loss of value Vis-a-Vis foreign currency. I don’t know if any of you economic experts have an opinion of him.

      http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=1905625

      1. AlexinCT

        The dude is a Keynesian?

        1. Florida Man

          It was a paper sent to me by a colleague. I’m not familiar with the author. It’s suppose to be an explanation of fiat money without opinions.

      2. R C Dean

        I’m guessing it boils down to “money =/= value”? The ability to print infinite amounts of money does not mean anyone will give you anything for your decorative and counterfeit-proof toilet paper?

      3. Brett L

        Similarly, Zimbabwe and Venezuela have plenty of money. Its goods they lack. Because nobody wants to trade valuable goods for worthless money.

        1. Florida Man

          Something I found interesting is the claim that the vast majority of “money” is created in the private sector through private bank loans. I always thought the government controlled the money supply.

          1. AlexinCT

            Yeah, I have recently heart this shit bandied about by a bunch of proggies selling collectivism. They want you to believe that the problem is banks printing money so they can provide loans that then fleece the people taking the loans. Way to completely lie about who is responsible for printing money and making bad financial decisions…

          2. Floridaman

            It’s true, as someone who studied economics look up the term fractional reserve banking .
            Or just watch this video.
            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-09ap6zIB6I

          3. Florida Man

            That is what I found intersting. How can you lend money you don’t have? I want to come back as a banker. The paper does explain how they only need to service payment so with deposits.

          4. Floridaman

            This system works because the bank holds the money that they loan out as well, think of it this way I loan you $100 you go buy something from some guy who then deposits the same hundred dollars in his account with me, I can reuse that money. The problem is if everyone tries to get the money they have out at the same time, the bank obviously doesn’t have it and that creates a run on the bank.

          5. Dr. Fronkensteen

            You lend the money and then you look for reserves first from you deposits, then from other banks and the Federal Reserve. The Federal Reserve just prints it up and sends to the banks.

          6. R C Dean

            Bank accounting is counterintuitive.

            Their deposits are actually liabilities. You’d think money in their vault would be an asset, but because they “owe” it back to the depositor its a liability.

            Loans are assets. Its money people owe them, so its an asset.

            Fractional reserve banking means they can loan out more money than the actual equity value of the bank itself. SInce loans are assets, that makes (counterintuitive) sense. The banks other non-loan assets have a technical name that I can’t recall, but those assets are generally made up of other investments including a sizable chunk, by regulation, of treasuries.

            Issuing treasuries are how the government actually prints money – the currency is just for the convenience of the serfs. So, the government prints money/issues treasuries, the banks take those into their asset base, and can loan, say, 5x the value of their asset base. Now, the banks are taking X dollars of treasuries, making loans of 5X, and the money in circulation has increased by 5 times what the government actually printed.

          7. Dr. Fronkensteen

            Endogenous money, I also think he’s right about that. As well as his prediction that QE wouldn’t cause the amount of inflation the detractors said it would. In short the government isn’t quite in control as it thinks it is.

      4. Dr. Fronkensteen

        I like his stuff actually. He’s right in that we’re not Greece. We won’t go bankrupt in the same way. We have our own ways of doing it as you mentioned. Either inflation or currency crisis. Or if we’re really unlucky both. His website if you want to explore. Just don’t take it all a face value.

        http://www.pragcap.com/

        1. Florida Man

          THAnks. Econ is not something I’m well versed in, so I wanted an outside opinion of the guy.

          1. ArchieBunker

            I’ve found fee.org is a good site to pick up Econ topics in depth.

          2. Florida Man

            In depth? I’m trying to tell the difference between QE and a hole in he ground. Seriously, thanks.

          3. ArchieBunker

            Most of their stuff is written to make sense to us simpletons. Really is a good place to go. Topics on general economics, depression era stuff, etc.

          4. But Enough About Me

            If you honestly can’t tell the difference between the two . . .

            . . . you’re further ahead than most central bankers.

        2. Greece can’t print its way out of its crisis. They’d have to leave the Eurozone (which they probably should do).

          1. R C Dean

            Greece can’t print its way out of its crisis.

            Because Greece can’t print money at all – they don’t have a currency of their own, they have the Euro.

      5. Playa Manhattan

        I can’t run out of money either.

        I have a credit card.

        1. AlexinCT

          And a check book full of unused checks too, right?

  10. Q Continuum

    5 different types of vaginas.

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/3308350/five-different-types-vaginas/

    Drawings of vulvae, probably NSFW.

    1. Mad Scientist

      Will number 3 shock me?

      1. Playa Manhattan

        And possibly bite you.

        1. Q Continuum

          +1 vagina dentata

    2. Pan Zagloba

      Oh man, The Sun – that might be worth a read.

      If it was Everyday Feminism or someshit, though…

      Gotta look it up after work.

    3. SugarFree

      Taffington Legman Apr 12, 2017
      Ive had all off those and the badly packed kebab is best. The barbie is not for me.

      1. Pan Zagloba

        A true English hero!

        1. AlexinCT

          Gives new meaning to taking one for the team..

    4. Tundra

      “Moral of the story is that every vagina is different, but it shares a sisterhood with all other vaginas, and nobody should feel strange or abnormal. “Your vagina is perfect. It’s just like a curtain. You wouldn’t hate your house if it had ugly curtains.”

      Ummm…ok.

      And Ms. Horseshoe is kinda scary.

      1. SugarFree

        Yeah, I’ve never had to confront that. It looks angry.

        1. Q Continuum

          Do I sense a new story line? Horseshoe and Hypospadias: A Love Story.

          1. SugarFree

            Like a child smashing sea creatures together and scream “Mate! Mate, damn you!”

          2. AlexinCT

            Go on…

      2. Pat

        “Moral of the story is that every penis is different, but it shares a brotherhood with all other penises, and nobody should feel strange or abnormal. “Your penis is perfect. It’s just like a curtain rod. You wouldn’t hate your house if it had ugly curtain rods.”

        It may be a step forward for gender equality that this sounds equally absurd regardless of sex organ.

        1. Pan Zagloba

          “Moral of the story is that every ovapositor is different, but it shares a brotherhood with all other ovapositors, and nobody should feel strange or abnormal. “Your ovapositor is perfect. It’s just like a gutter. You wouldn’t hate your house if it had ugly gutters.”

          Yup, it’s a goldmine of absurdity.

      3. You wouldn’t hate your house if it had ugly curtains

        But you might get them altered.

        1. Tundra

          Or replaced.

          1. AlexinCT

            Douche them curtains?

          2. Playa Manhattan

            Maybe. Do they match the carpet?

      4. Playa Manhattan

        I would actually probably like it if my house had curtains made out of beef.

      5. westernsloper

        That is not a horseshoe, it is a moose knuckle.

    5. Mad Scientist

      As usual, The Sun isn’t doing their research. The most common type looks like this.

      1. Tundra

        *applause*

      2. AlexinCT

        ROSIE PALM!

    6. Enough About Palin

      Big fan of #s 1 &5.

  11. Rasilio

    New York leads charge to end child marriage*. OMWC hardest hit!

    Wait, wtf?

    –“The legislation raises the age of consent from 14 to 18, and amends the process to require parental and judicial consent for marriage involving 17- and 18-year-olds, “–

    You now need judicial approval to get married as a legal adult? No way that comes back to bite them in the ass.

    1. And yet people also want to lower the voting age.

    2. Caput Lupinum

      On the upside, the empire state still allows you to marry your first cousin.

      1. Brett L

        “this isn’t a real problem in America except where first cousins want to marry without state permission”

        1. Caput Lupinum

          I can read! I was badly making your lowkey joke explicit! You know, for the dumb people like me that wouldn’t catch that.

    3. ArchieBunker

      So how old does “child” go? So 17yr old is a child?

      1. Rasilio

        According to the article 18 is a child for purposes of this law.

    4. kbolino

      And I’m sure this law won’t be selectively enforced…

    5. SP

      Old enough to make a legal contract, old enough to marry. (Since that’s what marriage should be anyway.)

      1. Number.6

        For a woman, you make a great deal of sense ….

        /cowers in anticipation of reaction

  12. totally_not_an_escaped_ai

    New York ends child marriage, raising age of consent from 14 to 18

    Ugh, now I have to go get an older pillow girlfriend to marry.

    1. Pan Zagloba

      What if she’s a thousand year old demon who just looks like she’s 14?

      Asking for a senpai.

      1. Q Continuum

        If there’s grass on the pitch, time to play.

      2. {|}===[|}:;:;:;:;:;:;:>

        +1 Gate

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      It’s far worse than you might imagine from that link. Um… don’t ask me how I know about this.

      https://www.waifupillows.com/

      For the love of god, don’t click on that at work, and when you do, don’t blame me when you get fired.

      1. Q Continuum

        But what type of vaginas do they have?

        1. Caput Lupinum

          The blurry pixelated kind.

          1. Holger-da-Dane

            *Standing oviposition*

      2. Count Potato

        Great, now I know there is such a thing as “anime sex toys”.

        1. Rasilio

          How could you more than a passing knowledge that anime exists and not realize that someone somewhere was making anime sex toys?

        2. totally_not_an_escaped_ai

          And now I’ve maxed out my credit card. I’ll be in my bunk in approximately 2-3 shipping days…

  13. Pat


    ‘Alt-Right Bodyguard’ Stabbed 9 Times After Pro-Free Speech Event

    Competing narratives have emerged after a “pro-Trump activist” and “bodyguard” to popular alt-right personality “Baked Alaska” (Tim Gionet) was stabbed nine times after a pro-free speech event in Santa Monica on Saturday night. While the victim, Antonio Foreman, was being treated in the hospital for serious wounds, two men were arrested and charged with attempted murder.

    Two diverging accounts of what prompted the near-fatal confrontation have begun to circulate, with Foreman’s friends and allies on the right saying the two men, who were Armenian, attacked him for his conservative political beliefs and hurled racial slurs at him, while the Los Angeles Times reports that local police have dismissed the idea of the attack being a “hate crime,” and believe Foreman may have “made a comment to the suspects which led to an argument.”

    1. Q Continuum

      She shouldn’t have been wearing that short skirt and low-cut blouse. She was asking for it.

    2. Brett L

      Probably a genocide denier.

    3. Pan Zagloba

      Unless he’s a Turk or *spit* Azerbaijani, how does them being Armenian brings racism into it?

      I mean, “whiteboy”? That’s some weak sauce coming from literal Caucasians…

      1. John Titor

        The dumb kind of racism where you calling me a stupid Canuck or me calling you a Serbian fuckboi counts.

    4. BakedPenguin

      Why in the fuck are so many Armenians far leftists? Anita Sarkeesian, Ana Kasparian, these assholes… Your RECENT ancestors were murdered by Muslims. How fucking stupid are you?

      OTOH, maybe the Young Turks had a point…

      Okay, that was wrong.

      1. grrizzly

        The LA influence. And I guess most Armenian-Americans never actually lived in a socialist country — unlike those right-wing Cubans or Russians.

      2. Chipwooder

        The only Armenians I know were my parents’ old neighbors, who were actual Armenian immigrants who lived most of their lives in the Soviet Union. Needless to say, they were not lefties.

  14. Negroni Please

    Anyone posted this smooth move from the Lightbringer yet?

    http://insider.foxnews.com/2017/06/21/susan-rice-unmasking-documents-sealed-obama-presidential-library-5-years

    Nope. Nothing to see here

    1. Q Continuum

      Can’t Trump unseal this? How far does executive privilege go?

      1. AlexinCT

        When it is to cover the crimes of the previous admin, they seem to go on forever… I bet you if Trump tried to block this that the media would report it as collusion with the Russians AND obstruction of justice…

        1. Floridaman

          Yes, but they do that for everything he does, so why not do it?

    2. R C Dean

      Yeah, we kicked it around.

      Trump could absolutely produce those documents if he wanted to. The feds are claiming they are exempt from FOIA (and they are very likely wrong), not that they cannot be produced at all.

    3. The Last American Hero

      WTF? A presidential library is a museum to commemorate an administration, not serve as some sort of diplomatic immunity pouch.

    4. Count Potato

      Yes, this morning.

      1. R C Dean

        Actually, it was first posted as a comment yesterday.

  15. John Titor

    Western journalists demand China now lead the fight against climate change due to Secret Nazi President. China, of course, responds by mouthing platitudes these idiots eat up while continuing operations as usual.

    Said journalist idiots, of course, never recognize the fact that if you actually did care about lower emissions China should always be the focus, particularly when the U.S.’s emissions are lowering already without any virtue signalling treaties.

    1. Vhyrus

      Asking China to lead the fight against climate change is like asking North Korea to be headquarters of Amnesty International.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        (Which they would be if Amnesty International was run by the UN)

    2. Sour Kraut

      Have the journos not noticed that people in large Chinese cities wear face masks due to pollution. And those that don’t, are dropping dead in their 50s.

      1. John Titor

        Western media has an implicit ‘what happens in China stays in China’ rule because most of them are owned by corporations with interests and ties in China. Which is why the freakouts about Russian influence are particularly hypocritical and disgusting.

        1. american socialist

          YEP

      2. american socialist

        shush don’t ruin the narrative. oh hey guys we are actually 17% higher than we told you earlier!

    3. Gilmore

      Western journalists demand China now lead the fight against climate change

      lol

      First they’re going to have to get them to actually agree to measure their own emissions. which they pointedly refuse to do for obvious reasons. Because (FYTW translated into chinese ideogram)

  16. Mythical Libertarian Woman
    1. Sour Kraut

      I figured you were referring to this.

      1. Mythical Libertarian Woman

        I figured people would, hahaha

    2. Pan Zagloba

      Of course he’s a red one!

    3. Q Continuum

      Melts in your mouth, but not in your hand.

    4. Brett L

      Awesome!

  17. Sour Kraut

    Delicious pics of CNN being sad after GA-06 results

    Anderson Cooper has hit the plastic surgery too hard this time. He looks too chiseled — like a Pixar character or something.

    1. Emmerson Biggins

      God I hate Dana Bash. In my mind, she’s the Jungian Archetype for dipshit vapid soccer moms whose voting habits are responsible for fucking everything up.

      1. Sour Kraut

        She may have offered the only honest opinion on that channel all night, however.

    2. Vhyrus

      The guy on the right looks like he taking a slightly painful dump.

      1. NOT a Naked Intruder

        I say he looks like he’s judging someone for taking a slightly painful dump.

        “So, are you still proud of yourself for eating that? I hope you learned your lesson…”

  18. Rufus the Monocled

    Italy’s tourism minister:

    “Tourist flows should be monitored at famous sites in Italy in cities like Rome and Florence, with access limited when crowd numbers swell, the culture and tourism minister said on Tuesday. Italy’s 51 UNESCO World Heritage sites include whole city centres and town squares which have been increasingly worn out by the footfall of visitors over the centuries. Conscious of the money-spinning power of places like St Mark’s Square in Venice, some officials have floated the idea of charging for access to currently public areas.”

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      Are we ready for ‘It’s a small world’ line ups?

    2. Pan Zagloba

      Time to test discrimination pricing? A 20 Euro line, a 5 Euro line and a free line, with 3-2-1 ratio of admittance to location?

  19. Playa Manhattan

    Democrats seek suspension of Jared Kushner’s security clearance pending “russia investigation”

    No way that’s gonna backfire. No sireee.

    “When there are credible allegations that employees may be unfit to continue accessing classified information, security clearances are supposed to be suspended while the allegations are investigated, wrote Rep. Elijah Cummings

    Emphasis mine

    1. Q Continuum

      LINK FAIL!

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Hey, hey, hey, Elijah Cummings is a Goddamn saint.

    3. AlexinCT

      Hillary got to keep hers after she obviously committed real crimes and security violations, but the problem is the fact the witch hunt against the other side has not yielded anything of value?

  20. Enough About Palin

    Bloodhound SSC’s First Test Runs Scheduled for October
    After years of delays, the Bloodhound team will finally begin testing in an effort to become the first car to reach 1000 mph.

    Uses a 550-horsepower supercharged Jaguar V8 engine…as a fuel pump.

    http://www.roadandtrack.com/motorsports/a10016518/bloodhound-sscs-first-test-runs-scheduled-for-october/

    1. Tundra

      Damn. I’d like to go watch that.

    2. Vhyrus

      Dude if you sneeze during that run they will have to strain what’s left of your body out of low earth orbit.

      1. Tundra

        I’d like to know how the wheel bearings and tires wouldn’t just melt

        1. Brett L

          “Well, we watched Buckaroo Banzai very many times, very closely.”

        2. Mad Scientist

          The tires on land speed cars of this caliber are often solid aluminum. No rubber tread. The right wheel bearing can withstand a few hundred thousand RPM.

          1. Grumbletarian

            I hope they put them on the left wheel too.

          2. ArchieBunker

            Damn, beat me to it

    3. Sour Kraut

      There is a great video of the first Bloodhound run. They were aiming to break the speed of sound. In the video some engineers are sitting in a truck just watching from a distance. All of a sudden there is a big sonic boom and they explode into applause and joy. Now that would be a satisfying end to an engineering project.

      Sadly I looked on Youtube and couldn’t locate it this time.

    4. EvilSheldon

      Mother of God. I might be in Vegas around that time. If so, I’m taking a few more days off to go watch.

      1. EvilSheldon

        Goddamnit, never mind. I didn’t read the article and assumed they’d be making the run at Bonneville.

        *searches for cheap airline tickets to Newquay*

    5. nw

      On what theory is this a “car”?

      1. Pan Zagloba

        HOW DO YOU GET TWO LINKS IN??!!!!

        Goddamn Latins, you can never take your eye off them…

        1. Tundra

          The mods will take care of you.

          For a price.

          1. Pan Zagloba

            I thought slipping a $20 was a universally-recognized signal…

          2. Juvenile Bluster

            Less of an obscure euphemism than I normally expect from this place.

        2. Rufus the Monocled

          Furbo siamo!

          1. AlexinCT

            “Sono furbo”, is the right way to say that if what you wanted to say was that you were shmarth (Fredo Corleon accent)…

          2. Rufus the Monocled

            Actually, FURBI for siam but whatever.

            Democrats aren’t it.

          3. Rufus the Monocled

            siamo

            Ugh. What a mess I am.

          4. AlexinCT

            Not at all brah.. You are rocking.

  21. America Is Now a ‘Second Tier’ Country

    America leads the world when it comes to access to higher education. But when it comes to health, environmental protection, and fighting discrimination, it trails many other developed countries, according to the Social Progress Imperative, a U.S.-based nonprofit.

    “Social Progress Imperative”. Sounds legit.

    Since 2014, as discrimination in America rises based on race, religion, sexual identity, and national origin, U.S. scores in the “tolerance and inclusion” category fell, according to the study.

    -_-

    1. Q Continuum

      If this ranking is based on SJW criteria, I’m shooting for a lot lower than “second tier”.

      1. AlexinCT

        That is why I automatically dismiss any of these country ranking nonsense surveys. The criteria are practically always social justice nonsense that shouldn’t matter a bit. Things like the rights of the individual, freedom, and the ability to pursue happiness (not to be confused with the ability to cross the finish line with the same shit others have regardless of my commitment or effort), never seem to matter to marxists.

    2. John Titor

      When Spain, Europe’s dysfunctional, technically retarded child is ranked higher than the United States it is safe to assume their methodology is faulty.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Never mind that Scandinavia seems to be enduring Stockholm Syndrome when it comes to refugees behaving badly.

        1. John Titor

          Accessing the actual report where they discuss their methodology just has them list a bunch of different factors but provide no actual information on how they create rankings or data based on them. So they probably assign arbitrary numbers based on kowtowing to progressive ideology and/or social justice.

          Like ‘depth of food deficit’ probably scores high for welfare programs focused on food, but doesn’t give a shit if food is cheaper overall in certain countries. And I’m guessing that ‘political terror’ probably stresses ‘right-wing extremism’ a lot more than, say, other forms.

          1. John Titor

            It’s like how the article also references the ‘Happiness Report’ positively without any deeper thought. The society of Brave New World would top that list, but that doesn’t justify drugging your population.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      Total utter horseshit.

      Give me America over any damn country. Canada too. But only when it ceases to be under control of The Cuck.

    4. Gilmore

      according to the Social Progress Imperative

      +1 MAGA hat

    5. Rasilio

      Hmm, there seems to be an awful lot of people trying to get into this “second tier” country

      1. Lackadaisical

        Weird numbers of them brown too. We better let them know that it really isn’t that good here for them.

        /eyeroll

    6. one true athena

      “Social progress imperative” doesn’t sound marxist at all. nope.

    7. The Last American Hero

      Well then we’d better not take on any more refugees, we wouldn’t want them subject to the horrible treatment they’d receive here.

    1. Pat

      The college, based in Baton Rouge, claimed the ‘private video’ may have been uploaded onto the internet to a popular porn site as a result of ‘cyber crime’.

      Well, I hope they backtraced it

      1. AlmightyJB

        He’s like Neo

    2. Brett L

      “Deeply religious” == “Oh my god, its all the way in!”

      Fuckhead. Pictures and videos are EVIDENCE. If you are doing something you shouldn’t be, don’t fucking record it.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Pictures and videos are EVIDENCE*

        * Does not apply when pictures and videos are of a police officer

    3. Playa Manhattan

      I see a picture of a lawn, but no sex tape.

    4. Vhyrus

      Why is it always the ‘deeply religious’ ones that manage to get caught with their knob stuck in the wrong place?

      1. Mad Scientist

        They thought deeply religious meant sticking it in as far as it can go while shouting, “Oh, Jesus! Oh, Jesus!”

        1. Vhyrus

          Winnar.

        2. AlmightyJB

          They worship the pussy

      2. Florida Man

        My theory is, the bigger a piece of shit you are, the more you need to believe in divine redemption.

        1. The Last American Hero

          It’s more like, the more you need to parade around how saved you are, the bigger piece of shit you are.

      3. Rasilio

        Cause us Athiests would just be out there bragging about all the hot sex we were getting 🙂

  22. Today in stories that make your crotch hurt.

    …your eyes as well. JFC.

    1. Negroni Please

      which of those disgusting dogs did they make him have sex with?

    2. Pan Zagloba

      URL is sufficient! I can’t bear to click on it.

      1. Maybe astral penetration is more to your liking.

    3. Vhyrus

      We need to bring back public burnings. Hanging is WAAAY too good for these people.

      1. Caput Lupinum

        No, we need a body to leave as a warning. I propose breaking upon the wheel, followed by gibbets for the remains.

        1. The Last American Hero

          The boats followed by the crow’s cage?

        2. wdalasio

          I’m more inclined to give these guys the Blood Eagle

          1. Holger-da-Dane

            Stop appropriating my culture. Where’s the UN when you need them..

          2. Number.6

            … in Somalia … pretending to be Catholic Priests

    4. Stinky Wizzleteats

      At least the poor guy wasn’t forced to have sex with one of those women. Good God.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Yeah, I’d rather do a dog than any of those beast

        1. Rasilio

          Really? Cause from the headline at least it isn’t clear if he was pitching or catching with the dog and that might make a whole world of difference

          1. Vhyrus

            I’d rather catch from a dog then stick it into anything I saw in that article.

    5. Agent Cooper

      *That’s* a gang?

  23. AlmightyJB

    Would beach chicks and Zepparella chicks.

  24. Pat

    After cocaine bust at California day care, authorities reveal ‘amazing’ drug operation

    Los Angeles City Attorney Mike Feuer announced today he is working to shut down a Highland Park day care facility where a multi-agency law enforcement task force recently seized about $430,000 worth of cocaine that was allegedly being delivered to the home-based business.

    So, which one of you was it?

    1. AlmightyJB

      I’m not up all night commenting

    2. The Other Kevin

      I think Rufus runs a day care and lives in a place that starts with C.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        I’M NOT GOING TO BE TEMPTED INTO A RESPONSE.

    3. Pat

      In case the edit faerie never shows, here is the link

    4. Vhyrus

      “Los Angeles City Attorney Mike Feuer announced today he is working to shut down a Highland Park day care facility where a multi-agency law enforcement task force recently seized about $430,000 worth of cocaine that was allegedly being delivered to the home-based business.”

      Working to shut down? As in finding half a million in blow under the turtle sandbox doesn’t automatically do it?

      1. Brett L

        This is California. Three or four more make-work agencies need to be consulted.

      2. {|}===[|}:;:;:;:;:;:;:>

        Please tell me they were using their charges as mules for their operation.

        1. Vhyrus

          If that’s the case we may have a new mascot.

  25. Gilmore

    There are few things i like more than a nice rhodes piano bit. this is an exceptionally good one.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      /Gilmore drops monocle. Rufus picks it up and runs after to give it back to him. Asks for spare change but is ignored as Gilmore calmly places monocle on his eye. Looks at pocket watch.

      ‘Oh dear me, I’m late for the concerto!’

      /whistles for taxi. Rufus holds door open while sticking hand out. Gilmore slams door shut on Rufus’s hand.

      ‘What’s all that screaming?’

      1. Gilmore

        (throws change out window)

      2. BakedPenguin

        For piano, I prefer Satie.

        Rufus, I think you mentioned your sis played his stuff. That’s a big reason why I refuse to dislike you, Anglais couillon.

        Also, you take my proto-Quebecois bullshit with only a minimum of hate, and a lot of humor.

        1. Gilmore

          needs more rhodes

        2. Rufus the Monocled

          Yes she does….and it was especially depressing on rainy days when we were growing up.

          My mother, who is a solid singer, used to yell while cooking,’Play something more happy!’

    2. Trolleric the Goth

      what a glorious sound

  26. Gilmore

    Another Unsolvable Mystery

    “We are aware of reports that the attacker made statements immediately prior to or while attacking the officer, but it is too early to determine the nature of these alleged statements,” the FBI statement said.

      1. The Last American Hero

        Something about Admiral Akbar.

      2. John Titor

        “Apologies, good sir, but I found this knife in the bathroom and wished to give it to the local authorities…”

        *Trips and embeds knife into cop’s neck*

    1. AlexinCT

      Incredible.. You can’t think the people making excuses can possibly sink lower, but then they do shit like this..

  27. Pat

    Metal box believed to be time capsule found inside Fla. Confederate statue

    After renewed public outcry that the statue is a symbol of racism and white supremacy, workers began dismantling the 800-pound concrete statue Tuesday. They eventually discovered a light, metal box that they believe is a time capsule.

    1. F. Stupidity Jr.

      I hope that Gregg Jeffries rookie card is still in there.

      1. robc

        Clap clap clap.

    2. “There’s a singing frog inside…I’ll be rich!”

      /reference to old Warner Bros cartoon

      1. MikeS

        +1 “Hello my baby, hello my darling, hello my ragtime gal”

  28. Lackadaisical

    Because the thread I saw it in is dead:

    I saw a link and discussion regarding having computer programs draw up districts and having them have it such that the least number of votes are ‘wasted’ (defined as votes more then required to win). The researchers spent a lot of time talking about republican and democrat voters, this is completely wrong headed. We don’t vote for parties, we vote for candidates. You can’t just say that the votes are for D’s or R’s, people have actual preferences for certain lawmakers as well.

    Second problem with this is the whole point of having districts be geographically located. Why not just use a proportional representation system, if that is the goal of the redistricting? Because different types of areas have different needs and thus should be represented by different people. You can’t tell me the needs of a Republican suburban and rural area are the same, let alone that we should create numerous districts out of large cities that capture big swathes of rural areas to ensure the voting is ‘fair’ (i.e. rural voters never end up with representation, or even disparate areas of the same city are mashed together).

    1. kbolino

      Another point, if they’re focusing so heavily on balance between the two major parties, they’ll probably further suppress third parties.

      1. Lackadaisical

        I was thinking that as well. By their metric, it would probably be rated as a ‘good’ thing, since you could make a few relatively competitive districts out of the few that would actually go third party (say 2-3 where Libertarians or Greens just barely lose every time… perfect).

  29. AlexinCT

    Hey Jesse, what’s your take on this nutjob?

    1. Pat

      “God set down certain rules. The Lord created everyone with a beard. No man can resist his creator,” Kornily told Russia’s National News Service.

      No bearded man can resist a celestial bearded man? Sounds pretty gay to me.

    2. John Titor

      Beards are serious business in Orthodoxy.

      It’s why they’re the manly outdoorsmen Christianity to Catholicism’s Nerds.

      1. Lackadaisical

        I’m a manly nerd, so I’ve been hoping for the end of the great schism for a long time.

    3. Oh, the Old Believers…they’re kind of out there…historically they adhered to their traditional ways despite tsarist persecution…that’s right, the tsars were the would-be modernizers in this scenario.

  30. Pat

    Study: Seattle’s $15 minimum wage hasn’t cut jobs

    SEATTLE (AP) – Seattle’s $15-an-hour minimum wage law has boosted pay for restaurant workers without costing jobs, a new study shows.

    The report, from the University of California at Berkeley, is certain to add to the debate as activists around the country push for increases in local, state and federal minimum wages.

    1. Pat

      Not mentioned in the article…

      The Mayor’s enthusiasm was understandable: The report “was prepared at the request of the Mayor of Seattle,” according to the authors–apparently as a public relations prop. Less clear is why the study was done in the first place.

      The City of Seattle was already funding a highly-qualified, unbiased research team at the University of Washington to do such a report. The team includes a roster of impressive researchers from a wide variety of backgrounds–ranging from Jacob Vigdor, who is a professor at the University and an adjunct fellow at the Manhattan Institute, to Hillary Wething, who was formerly at the union-backed Economic Policy Institute.
      The UW reports on Seattle’s $15 experiment had something for everyone. Unfortunately for the Mayor’s office, their conclusions on the early stages of Seattle’s $15 wage experiment were not uniformly positive. The Washington Post reports:

      The average hourly wage for workers affected by the increase jumped from $9.96 to $11.14, but wages likely would have increased some anyway due to Seattle’s overall economy. Meanwhile, although workers were earning more, fewer of them had a job than would have without an increase. Those who did work had fewer hours than they would have without the wage hike.

      (From Forbes)

    2. F. Stupidity Jr.

      SEATTLE (AP) – Seattle’s $15-an-hour minimum wage law has boosted pay for restaurant workers without costing jobs, a new study shows.

      <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COMvRcUFj90&quot; title="Hah! Take that, capitalist swine!” target=”_blank” >Hah! Take that, capitalist swine!

      1. F. Stupidity Jr.

        Edit faerie, help!

    3. Gilmore

      The error is in pretending that the issue is “total number of jobs”

      the thing they should be looking for is ‘job growth‘.

      1. kbolino

        Eh, there’s no one metric that can rule them all. As indicated above, MW doesn’t generally land more money in more people’s pockets, which is what it is supposed to do, actual laws or implementations thereof aside.

      2. The Last American Hero

        Especially since other sectors of employment are booming in the city right now.

    4. There was a story on the local news last night about a new McDonald’s using ordering kiosks. No mention of the increasing minimum wage.

  31. Chipwooder

    Wherever you stand on immigration – and I believe both sides are represented here – I think we can all enjoy a passage like this:

    In 2005, a left-leaning blogger wrote, “Illegal immigration wreaks havoc economically, socially, and culturally; makes a mockery of the rule of law; and is disgraceful just on basic fairness grounds alone.” In 2006, a liberal columnist wrote that “immigration reduces the wages of domestic workers who compete with immigrants” and that “the fiscal burden of low-wage immigrants is also pretty clear.” His conclusion: “We’ll need to reduce the inflow of low-skill immigrants.” That same year, a Democratic senator wrote, “When I see Mexican flags waved at proimmigration demonstrations, I sometimes feel a flush of patriotic resentment. When I’m forced to use a translator to communicate with the guy fixing my car, I feel a certain frustration.”

    The blogger was Glenn Greenwald. The columnist was Paul Krugman. The senator was Barack Obama.

    Courtesy of, shockingly enough, Peter Beinart in The Atlantic.

    1. Pat

      When I’m forced to use a translator to communicate with the guy fixing my car, I feel a certain frustration

      “Fix it again, Tony”

      1. What you say when your Chrysler breaks down.

    2. Vhyrus

      Now where was this article back in 2008? In 2012? Hmm….

    3. american socialist

      The thing is they changed their views because liberalism/Progs/Democrats have decided to cater to the fetishes of wealthy coastal elites for which these policies don’t impact (gun bans, tranny restrooms, climate change, illegal immigrants, and refugeee) but present nice virtue signaling opportunities. Modern liberalism = you are too stupid to manage your own affairs therefore you need liberals in gov to do it for you, now give me your earnings for your own good!

      1. Holger-da-Dane

        “Modern liberalism”, otherwise known as “old school progressivism”. Their expert fetish springs from the application of Taylorism to every facet of society.

        I suspect most of you degenerates would enjoy the book “Illiberal Reformers”

    4. Gilmore

      good link. will set that aside to read later.

    5. Juice

      “When I see Mexican flags waved at proimmigration demonstrations, I sometimes feel a flush of patriotic resentment. When I’m forced to use a translator to communicate with the guy fixing my car, I feel a certain frustration.”

      I’d have to see this in context. My guess is that it’s followed by a big BUT…

      1. Chipwooder

        Most likely. However, even such a statement followed by a “but…..” is double-plus I’m good wrongthink these days, and thus forbidden in polite society.

  32. Chipwooder

    Here, let ENB’s good friend Jill Filipovic lay some knowledge on you shitlords:

    Jill Filipovic
    @JillFilipovic

    At what point is this not a failure of Democrats but toxic, vindictive voters willing to elect hateful bigots? https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/20/us/politics/karen-handel-georgia-special-election.html?smprod=nytcore-iphone&smid=nytcore-iphone-share

    Jill Filipovic
    ‎@JillFilipovic

    I know, it’s more convenient to blame the party for just not convincing people. But what kind of ppl vote for candidates like Handel, Trump?

    4:09 AM – 21 Jun 2017

    Jill Filipovic
    @JillFilipovic

    At what point is this not a failure of Democrats but toxic, vindictive voters willing to elect hateful bigots?

    Jill Filipovic
    ‎@JillFilipovic

    At some point we have to be willing to say that yes, lots of conservative voters are hateful and willing to embrace bigots.

    4:10 AM – 21 Jun 2017

    Jill Filipovic
    @JillFilipovic

    Some are even motivated by bigotry – it’s the bigotry that speaks to them. There’s no winning that if Dems keep their soul.

    Jill Filipovic
    ‎@JillFilipovic

    Maybe instead of trying to convince hateful white people, Dems should convince our base – ppl of color, women – to turn out. Cater to them.

    4:12 AM – 21 Jun 2017

    It’s a Good Day to Prog Harder! Live Free or Prog Hard!

    1. kbolino

      There’s no winning that if Dems keep their soul.

      Apparently, the Democrats’ soul is a combination of identity politics and big-money donors. Who knew?

    2. John Titor

      But what kind of ppl vote for candidates like Handel, Trump?

      To quote Larry Correia: “I’m like many Americans, in that it isn’t that we like Trump or at all trust the Republican party, it’s that we absolutely despise the Democrats and all they stand for because they’re terrible assholes who suck beyond all comprehension. We’d vote for a head of cabbage before we’d vote for a democrat. Judging by the senate, congress, governor, and state legislative races over recent years I am not alone in this feeling.”

      It’s not them, it’s you.

      There’s no winning that if Dems keep their soul.

      They aren’t voting for Dems specifically because they’ve proven time and time again not to have one.

      1. Chipwooder

        Yahtzee!

        I vote sporadically since there often is no one worth giving a vote to. When I do, it’s for either the Republican or the LP candidate, if there is one. Barring some kind of unimaginable paradigm shift, I will never, ever for a Democrat. It’s not because I’m a Republican. I used to be, but that died off a long time ago. I’m not even really a Libertarian – although my political beliefs are closest to the LP, I have a few major points of divergence.

        It’s because the Democrat Party is pure scum from top to bottom. Everything they do and everything they stand for is founded on one principle: the accumulation of power over every aspect of American life. Power is what they lust for, and they will do or say anything to get it. Yes, the GOP is just the Miller Lite approximation of that, but even that marginal difference is an improvement on the soul-sucking evil that animates the left.

        1. F. Stupidity Jr.

          It’s because the Democrat Party is pure scum from top to bottom. Everything they do and everything they stand for is founded on one principle: the accumulation of power over every aspect of American life. Power is what they lust for, and they will do or say anything to get it. Yes, the GOP is just the Miller Lite approximation of that, but even that marginal difference is an improvement on the soul-sucking evil that animates the left.

          Bingo. The biggest differences between the left and right in America are these:

          1) The media will criticize the right. Granted, most of it is in the form of “You’re not even progging/progging hard enough”, but some of it is valid criticism. The media just doesn’t hold the left to any sort of standard
          2) The right will take criticism to heart sometimes. They don’t double down when a Todd Akin or someone like that steps in it. They don’t blame everyone but Todd Akin for staying stupid shit. Compare “grab ’em by the pussy” to “basket of deplorables”. There was a legitimate uproar on the right over the former, and the left said “nothing to see here” about the latter

  33. Chipwooder

    Oh, and Canucks, can you please take this fucking guy back?

    1. John Titor

      HAHA never, he’s your problem now.

      1. But Enough About Me

        He gets his derp from his mother, Babs. Used to wanna punch that woman’s lights out every time she showed up on CBC (which, back in the 80s, was “virtually always”).

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          Ha. I remember her too.

          Was she a lefty? I was too busy watching The A-Team and Magnum to pay close attention.

          1. Chipwooder

            Magnum? Good man!

            The Magnum PI theme is my ring tone. Show rocked.

    2. Vhyrus

      Christ between him and the #huntrepublicans dude no wonder they want to ban guns, anti gun people are patently insane.

  34. Chipwooder

    One more…..I give you your daily moment of zen

    1. KibbledKristen

      All dressed up (except the woman on the right) and nowhere to go!

  35. KibbledKristen

    I need to wind down from this horrible shitty day. Parks & Rec or Bullshit?

    1. Tundra

      Yes.

      With a gin & tonic.

      1. KibbledKristen

        I have a couple Fat Tires in the fridge. That’s about it for booze up in here. Oh, and the 1/2 gallon of Barefoot Shiraz, but that’s for cooking.

        1. Tundra

          That ain’t gonna cut it. Surely someone delivers?

          1. KibbledKristen

            I’m a lightweight. I’ll be hungover from two beers if I don’t drink a ton of water. Plus I may or may not have other, less drinkable, materials to consume.

          2. Tundra

            I’ve had a fucked up week, too. I’ll have a few in solidarity.

          3. But Enough About Me

            I’m just gonna drink the stuff that’s in my avatar.

            It’s been a weird month for me.

    2. The Last American Hero

      You didn’t DVR MSNBC to watch the post election meltdown?

  36. KibbledKristen

    Also, the verbless delivery of NBC on-air personalities is really irritating me more than normal today. Fuckin Jay Gray.

  37. Gilmore

    Jill Filipovic‏ Verified account @JillFilipovic

    At some point we have to be willing to say that yes, lots of conservative voters are hateful and willing to embrace bigots.

    there is no LOL which can possibly encompass the jaw dropping lack of awareness embedded in that statement.

    1. Zero Sum Game

      Female candidate defeated white male. They’re having a hard time calling her voter misogynists, so they’re going with a generic “bigot” slur this time.

      The left simply can’t lose an election without spitting vitriol, even when their guy’s a carpet-bagger and received a tremendous amount of financial support from left-coasters who have no business meddling in a Georgia election.

      He lost, fair and square.

      1. Chipwooder

        Which is even sillier since Karen Handel appears to be as milquetoast a GOP establishment type as you can find. Steve King she ain’t.

        1. Count Potato

          She’s nothing like Trump, either.

    2. Chipwooder

      Never forget – ENB is a big fan of Jill Filipovic.

      1. Gilmore

        I’ve never been the strongest believer in ENB’s libertarian bona-fides

        1. Gilmore

          FLASHBACK = that time ENB went ballistic after the 1000th time someone mentioned her Bustle work saying “people shouldn’t have the right to choose who to do business with

        2. Chipwooder

          Neither am I. In fact, I strongly doubt it. There was a good reason I always referred to Miss “The goals of social justice are noble” as Weigel in drag.

        3. Count Potato

          I still like her though.

        4. Number.6

          Really, I don’t get it.

          I think there are a number of contributors right here where whose bona fides and libertarian credibility is far greater than the people you guys sometimes lionize back at the old place. And you know, what’s more, these contributors (hell, almost all contributors) are prepared to throw their reputation into the ring and compete in the arena of ideas.

          The only difference between those guys being published (and booted out, regularly) at the old place is they get paid a couple bucks a word and all the appletinis they can bum at cocktail parties.

          Look at the body of articles that you volunteers have put together, and in many cases, the resulting discussions. Hell. Some of the discussions didn’t even include STEVE SMITH.

          It’s time to stop giving the journos of the old place tongue baths, just because they hang out in DC and go to all the right places while they network so they can join The Nation.

          1. John Titor

            It’s time to stop giving the journos of the old place tongue baths

            What alternative universe are you from where this happens? We spend way more time shitting on them than praising them.

            Except for 2 Chili, but he’s earned that.

          2. Pan Zagloba

            Stossel, Young, O’Neil…

            I was gonna make a crack about not being employee is a sign of quality, but neither are Dalmia, Chapman and Richman.

          3. Chipwooder

            Harsanyi is pretty good, although I don’t think they run his stuff much lately.

          4. Pan Zagloba

            He is held back by impossible to spell name, sadly.

          5. Number.6

            The default reaction is to give them a neutral response, even when we know they’re going to come out with some sjw claptrap. To use a word that’s been coming up a lot lately, it’s remarkable they’re even given a platform to proseletyze.

            In other news, 3 pints of Heavy Seas on an empty stomach on a hot day is probably somewhat responsible for my posts,

          6. Number.6

            oops. numeracy fail. 4. well, 4.5 so far.

      2. Number.6

        Like we give even a fraction of a shit.

        1. John Titor

          ENB got that Pretty Girl privilege.

          1. Number.6

            Yeah, but come 2AM, it’ll be Robby Soave that’ll be hittin’ it.

          2. John Titor

            Naw she’s got some Thai beta fiance that HM made cry, Soave shockingly has reproduced.

          3. Count Potato

            Did it involve spores?

          4. Lackadaisical

            Thai beta fiance

            Ah yes, no one protects their women like betas…

    3. Juice

      I love the black guy that replies with, “Why is everything always about race/sex with you people?”

    4. EvilSheldon

      I strongly recommend that you keep calling your potential voters ‘hateful bigots’. This is a proven winning strategy.

      1. westernsloper

        Exactly. The best thing to promote more liberty (hopefully) is that progressives keep acting just as they are. The delusion is mind boggling.

  38. american socialist

    Is seth abramson a conspiracy nut?

    1. american socialist

      Ah yes now i remember him. He was one of the bernie is actually winning despite being down in June guys

      https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/04/stop-listening-to-seth-abramson-on-donald-trumps-r.html

      1. Tundra

        So, a retard, not a conspiracy nut.

        1. american socialist

          Well read his twitter. Trump was definitely collluding and is the manchurian candidate

          1. Vhyrus

            Yup, Us bombing their bases and shooting down their planes in Syria is all part of Putin’s master plan. The sanctions too. 12D chess.

          2. F. Stupidity Jr.

            This chessboard is adding so many dimensions only Ron Graham will be able to describe them.

    1. Vhyrus

      Covered. See 37.

    2. Count Potato

      He’s not even as smart as an ex-pornstar. Sad.

      https://twitter.com/jennajameson/status/875085964028149760

  39. Chipwooder

    Does the FBI actually expect anyone to buy this shit?

    Adrift and nearly out of money after three months of living out of his van in the Washington area, the gunman who shot a top House Republican and four other people on a Virginia baseball field didn’t have any concrete plans to inflict violence on the Republicans he loathed, FBI officials said Wednesday…..

    Hodgkinson had a piece of paper with the names of six members of Congress written on it, Slater said, but the note lacked any further context and there was no evidence from his computer, phone or other belongings that indicated he planned to target those officials……

    In April, Hogkinson made the tourist rounds in Washington, visiting monuments, museums, the U.S. Capitol and the Dirksen Senate Office Building and taking pictures, the FBI said. He also took pictures of the baseball field where he would later fire more than 60 shots.

    “The FBI does not believe that these photographs represented surveillance of intended targets,” the FBI said in a statement.

    Because tourists in the DC metro area usually drop by Del Ray to take pictures of a fucking baseball diamond. Makes perfect sense to me. And context? Plans? Wouldn’t showing up at a baseball field with an SKS early in the morning provide a little context, and perhaps an indication that he was targeting someone?

    1. Count Potato

      WTF??

    2. Vhyrus

      Trump needs to send the rest of the FBI along with Comey apparently.

      1. Count Potato

        J. Edgar Hoover might have been a corrupt, vindictive, closet queen, but at least he wasn’t a retard.

        1. Vhyrus

          I wish I could contribute this to stupidity. This is straight up malice. There is no other way to spin this. Not a single credible person is claiming this guy was anything other than a self appointed assassin for team blue and the FBI can’t even put it in ink. FUCK. THEM.

          1. Count Potato

            I always figured federal law enforcement folks were more likely to be team red, like the military. Or do they just hate Trump that much?

          2. Scruffy Nerfherder

            He shitcanned Comey. That probably didn’t sit well with a lot of them.

          3. Suthenboy

            I kept hearing that the rank and file were nearly in revolt over Comey’s handling of the Clinton crimes, that they had lost confidence in him.

          4. Count Potato

            Who knows? We’re trying to second-guess a bunch of professional spooks.

        2. J. Edgar Hoover was the Deep State.

    3. F. Stupidity Jr.

      Reaction to Sarah Palin uses “Targets” in a political ad: “CLEAR AND UNMISTAKABLE PROOF OF FOMENTING GUN VIOLENCE AGAINST ELECTED OFFICIALS!”

      Reaction to this nutjob, who actually went out and fired shots at Republican congressman and has a history of being virulently anti-Republican: “Meh. Could be anything, really.”

    4. KibbledKristen

      That particular part of Delray isn’t even the nice part with all the cute shops. Until recently (like, maybe 10 years ago), it was a run-down industrial area, even in the midst of a thriving yuppie neighborhood.

    5. Vhyrus

      So I thought nothing could surprise me but this statement genuinely does. This sounds like something the freaking Iraqi information minister would say.

    6. Lackadaisical

      Or, that whole list of names. Pretty sure if there is a workplace violence incident and the perp had a list of names they wouldn’t be navel gazing wondering if the guy had any malicious intent against certain people.

      You gotta be kidding me.

      1. Chipwooder

        Yup. The fact that they won’t say who was on the list seems like a dead giveaway. If the names on the list didn’t include someone who was there, or weren’t all Republicans, it would bolster their bullshit-sounding story. Since they aren’t saying, it doesn’t seem like a big leap to surmise that someone like Scalise’s name is on the list.

        1. Lackadaisical

          Exactamundo Chippy.

          They do this all the time. I don’t even understand this one though – it isn’t like the left can disown him, he was one of theirs through and through. The internet makes it too easy to find out what kind of person someone was to cover this up. It is as though they are purposefully destroying their own reputation.

          1. Holger-da-Dane

            Maybe being a victim of your own incompetence counts in the pity olympics now?

    7. Pan Zagloba

      OK, this I can respect. It’s basically grinning and saying “yeah, what are you gonna do about it, bitch?”

      I mean, it’s an asshole move, but, what ARE you gonna do about it?

    8. Gilmore

      the note lacked any further context


      CONTEXT?

      What, you expected “LIST OF PEOPLE TO KILL” written in crayon at the top?

      between this shit and the “We don’t know what Allahu Akbar means”, i’m starting to think the FBI are retards.

      1. Chipwooder

        Perhaps this is what they expected?

      2. Count Potato

        Well, at least I now know I can rob federal banks as long as I’m not wearing a black and white striped t-shirt, and carrying a huge sack with a dollar sign on it.

    9. antisthenes

      Might be time for Republicans to shutter the FBI. They can always create a new, smaller law enforcement department after firing everyone at the old one.

    1. KibbledKristen

      Is that map in one of the replies fo’ real, or parody? Because if real…what. the. fuck.

      1. Vhyrus

        The donation map? I’m pretty sure that’s real. The man went from raising $1000 to 30 million in like 2 months. You don’t pull that kind of bread from a single district in bumfuck GA.

        1. KibbledKristen

          That is some fucked up shit.

          1. Count Potato

            And it still didn’t work.

      2. Vhyrus

        Here you go. Here is a pretty damning takedown (and by damning I mean 100% accurate with absolutely zero spin) of the money behind GA 6.

        https://cmdi.com/2017/05/money-behind-ga-6-special-election/

        1. one true athena

          It’s not listed in that breakdown, but I saw another which had Planned Parenthood the second biggest donor to Ossoff, with more than 700K.

          “We need all the monies for women’s health, waaah” — no, you need it to fund loser Democratic candidates. DEFUND THAT SUCKER RIGHT NOW.

    2. Count Potato

      She was so beautiful until she messed up her face.

    3. Suthenboy

      “The Dems spent 25 million on a seat that pays 175K per year.”

      That says a lot.

  40. Brasidas

    The latest Slate Star Codex post is just begging for a visit from ZARDOZ.

    Unfortunately comments have been disabled on it. I can’t make it through with out thinking THE GUN IS GOOD.

    http://slatestarcodex.com/2017/06/21/against-murderism/

    1. Count Potato

      I’m a fan of his writing, but he needs an editor. And an explanation of the difference between a blogpost and a Russian novel.

    2. Pan Zagloba

      I had some snide comments on simplistic view of history and general optimism when regarding the question of “what is racism” (spoiler: every example you have given is racist and you are racist for raising them. Racist!) but it’s a good, thoughtful defense of liberal society.

    1. Juice

      Wow.

    2. F. Stupidity Jr.

      It’s astonishing the whole goddamn island isn’t one giant mosque yet.

    3. Count Potato

      Unless he was directly inciting violence, I don’t see how that is a crime.

      1. Chipwooder

        Because there is no 1st Amendment in the UK. You know, the way the progs want it to be over here.

    4. Chipwooder

      “Where is the context?”

      -FBI

    5. I wonder if I’m going to be blocked by them.

      1. Lackadaisical

        Extradition request incoming.

        1. Suthenboy

          The ones for me are probably backed up, clogging the system. I have given those worthless bastards more cussings than I can count.

    6. Lackadaisical

      Ah, yes our enlightened European friends. If only we could be more like them. Make sure those muslims keep on diddling little girls without hindrance Sussex police.

      /s
      If you were a pedo (or hebephile I guess, or just a garden variety rapist), you’d have to be an idiot not to convert. Also, don’t you have to basically murder someone to get a year hard time in the UK?

      It is sad so many places inherited the British view of free speech as well (e.g. India).

      1. Suthenboy

        I see all of these movies like Braveheart, Robinhood, etc where limeys are fighting the good fight and screaming FREEDOM!! and all I can think is “Who the fuck do you guys think you are fooling?”. You imprison people for speaking words, having wrong think, or telling a bad joke. You have a fucking royal family.

        Piss. Off.

        1. John Titor

          ???

          Both those movies are specifically about the English oppressing people. Also the people who wrote the Magna Carta get some street cred in regards to freedom. Kind of like how Americans still get some street cred for the Constitution despite living in a statist, gradually expanding police state.

          You have a fucking royal family.

          The best damn royal family that ever existed. They mind their own goddamn business, which can’t be said for, say, the President.

          1. Suthenboy

            When people are jailed for their utterances and your police station doesnt get burned to the ground you dont live in a free country.

          2. Lackadaisical

            Sadly, the US isn’t so great on freedom generally either – though there are at least the legal underpinnings for a correct interpretation of freedom of speech there. I don’t know of anywhere else in the world which has the same. We’re always at the mercy of the interpretation of judges and politicians and indeed, the common people.

          3. Suthenboy

            John, I get kinda pissed when this subject comes up. I used to love England and its people. I used to love to visit. Over the years I have watched one defeat after another of liberty, the importation of savagery etc.

            They are pissing on a place I used to love.

          4. Chipwooder

            Charles tries to stick his nose in a bunch of things, doesn’t he?

            Admittedly I don’t follow the British royal family very closely.

          5. Suthenboy

            Who?

          6. Chipwooder

            The Prince of Wales

          7. Pan Zagloba

            The best damn royal family that ever existed.

            We need a Jagiellon!

            Also, Charles, Edward, other Edward… by English standards, they’re not terrible compared to, say, Plantagenets or Hanoverians, but damn, they aren’t exactly House Vasa

          8. John Titor

            They’re the best damn royal family *who’s country didn’t horrifically collapse and disappear for a century due to dysfunctional political structure or killed a lot of Catholics*.

          9. Pan Zagloba

            or killed a lot of Catholics

            Wait, we’re now bagging on Good Queen Bess? That’s fighting words!

  41. trshmnstr

    Are there any good “minimalist” wallets out there that aren’t either held together with bound-to-fail elastic or made to look like the wallet I had when I was nine? I found one on Amazon I’m going to try out, but I simply want a piece of leather that can hold 3-4 credit cards, 3-4 identification cards, 2-3 insurance cards, and a wad of cash (on occasion). I’m trying to get away from the George Costanza wallet and have something slim that fits in my front pocket comfortably, but everything outside of bifold/trifold is either built for kids or hipsters.

    1. Lackadaisical

      Tried getting and normal wallet and just putting less stuff in it?

      I don’t have much more than what you just described and it about fills my normal-sized wallet.

    2. Tundra

      Late to the party, but I have one of these.

      I hate large wallets and this one has been great. Made out of tatanka, too, so that’s pretty cool.

      1. Chipwooder

        Did you make horns with your fingers as you said that? Because that would be awesome.