Tuesday Morning Link Fun

Save us, Robbie!
WARNING! STATISTS APPROACHING!

This will work out just fine, I am quite sure.

Bill Gates continues to prove he should stick to software.

DRONEZ!

Is Sweden burning?

 

Now go forth and do libertarian things!

Comments

293 responses to “Tuesday Morning Link Fun”

  1. Old Man With Candy

    Is Sweden burning?

    It’s remarkable how all the news from Malmo seems to be blacked out.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      Am I the new Fist? Shit.

      1. Swiss Servator

        Yes, today you are Fist.

        1. Slammer

          Harsh

        2. Yes, today you are Fist.

          Fist of Paedophile?

          1. Fist of Pet-a-kid?

    2. Sour Kraut

      Unpossible that Sweden is in trouble. I just read stories from every single mainstream outlet saying that Sweden was tip-top and Trump only brought it up because he was fooled by right wing fake news.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The linked article is amazingly nondescript in its presentation of the riot. And the accompanying video on how white supremacists shed their hate is a nice touch.

      1. Swiss Servator

        “AP”

    4. John Titor

      Good. That’s for sucking up to the Nazis with no consequences, you filthy Neutrals.

      /Still bitter.

      1. Swiss Servator

        *quietly sips coffee, arches eyebrow, looks over at pile of art and gold bars*

        1. John Titor

          At least Switzerland had a long standing history of that sort of thing, Sweden just went “oh yeah, we’re peaceful now, and what’s that, you love Nordics? Oh, somehow we don’t have a problem with you Hitler.”

          1. leonadasiv

            It’s more that the let the Nazis is their rail to get to Norway. The Swiss were truly neutral in the sense that they said ‘f*** off’ to everyone.

    5. Mookman

      Y’know who else asked if a specific location in Europe was burning?

      1. Swiss Servator

        Sir Arthur “Bomber” Harris?

      2. ElspethFlashman

        Nero ?

    6. bacon-magic

      Don’t fist the children, please.

  2. straffinrun

    Welcome to the slave trade, Anonbot.

    1. Sour Kraut

      How can I be the first one to post a Styx link? Domo Arigato!

  3. Slammer

    Taxing robots is one of the steps that will lead to the Robot Rebellion

    1. Swiss Servator

      There are no more humans.
      Finally, robotic beings rule the world
      The humans are dead
      The humans are dead
      We used poisonous gases
      And we poisoned their asses
      The humans are dead The humans are dead
      The humans are dead They look like they’re dead
      It had to be done I’ll just confirm that they’re dead
      So that we could have fun Affirmative. I poked one. It was dead.

      Their system of oppression,
      What did it lead to?
      Global robo-depression
      Robots ruled by people.
      They had so much aggression
      That we just had to kill them
      Had to shut their systems down.

      1. Old Man With Candy

        In a future time
        Children will work together
        To build a giant cyborg
        Robot Parade
        Robot Parade
        Wave the flags that the robots made
        Robot Parade
        Robot Parade
        Robots obey what the children say
        There’s electric cars
        There’s electric trains
        Here comes a robot with electric brains
        Robot Parade
        Robot Parade
        Wave the flags that the robots made
        Robot Parade
        Robot Parade
        Robots obey what the children say

        1. JW

          I fear the coming tax war between the Pusher and Shover robots.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E0ot9iJm_k

          1. Gazunga B.

            Oh man… I remember the Something Awful story that spawned this… man, I’m old…

  4. Grumbletarian

    I yearn for the day when Predator drones refuse to re-enlist.

  5. Steve

    “I don’t think the robot companies are going to be outraged that there might be a tax. It’s OK.”

    Nope. No one would ever be mad about a shiny new tax to penalize their innovation. Glad Bill could clear that up for me.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      That has got to be one of the dumbest ideas I have heard yet.

      What makes a robot a robot? Can you even begin to imagine the legislative finagling that would go into defining what qualifies as a robot and the resulting design changes to skirt around the edges of the taxation scheme?

      1. Steve

        Will cyborgs get a double tax, or would it cancel out? My childhood dreams could be crushed.

        1. MikeT86

          You pay X rate for your human proportion, so it’s X*H*I where I is your total income, and Y rate on your Cyborg portion, so Y*C*I
          for a total tax of X*H*I+Y*C*I for each tax bracket you’re in for each portion.

          It’s really straight forward, should only add a few thousand pages to our tax codes.

      2. MikeT86

        Drawing the precise lines around robot and android would also be fun if we got to that level of stupid (which we will)

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          We could have a robot tax credit market where companies that rely solely on labor sell their excess robot tax credits to companies that don’t!

          That’s a totes market-oriented solution!

          /vox

          1. robc

            Sounds like a certain science writer at a certain site.

      3. SQWRLZ

        Exactly. Does it need moving parts? Does MS Cortana, or any other AI count? At least it’s just the manufacturers paying the tax, and not the consumers, amiright?

      4. Seguin

        Does my ANCIENT Okuma Howa NC machine count?

    2. Swiss Servator

      Hey, Bill can always cite the successful Obamacare medical devices tax that did nothing to stifle inno….um…never mind.

    3. Will no one think of the sexbots?

      She has a heart of gold, I tell ya!

      1. JW

        The De-Luxe model, eh?

        I could only afford the model with the tungsten heart.

      2. Seguin

        Is that why you couldn’t just…walk away?

    4. Chipwooder

      Glenn Reynolds had a good line – is Bill Gates going to also press for a tax on business software that put a lot of secretaries and clerks out of jobs?

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        Now that he has his. He can look past the desire for money.

      2. JW

        If only we had recovered from the bloody chaos of the mechanization of the farm.

        Hundreds of millions of farmhands, still unemployed 90 years later.

        1. Trolleric the Goth

          Not to mention all those weavers, spinners, carders, and fullers just littering the countryside in rural england

          1. Seguin

            Do you know how hard it is to run an orphan-powered milliner nowadays?

            If it weren’t for cattle prods I’d never be able to match productivity.

      3. PapayaSF

        We need to compensate the manufacturers of carbon paper and White-Out.

  6. Lafe Long

    Hitler’s phone, ‘the most destructive ‘weapon’ of all time,’ sold for $243,000

    Adolf Hitler’s telephone was sold at auction in the United States on Sunday for $243,000. The winning bid was made by phone but the name of the bidder has not been released.

    The phone was presented to Hitler by the Wehrmacht and was used by the Nazi leader to issue most of his commands during the last two years of World War II, according to a description in the catalog for Alexander Historical Auctions in Maryland.

    1. Obama bought it?

      1. Mookman

        Pen sold separately.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      the most destructive weapon of all time

      The first edition of Das Kapital would like to have a word.

      1. So would the Little Red Book.

    3. Juice

      And his pen was a close second.

    4. Seguin

      Is it like the Muppet kid’s phone, except with Reinhardt Heydrich and Ersnt Rohm?

  7. The Elite Elite

    Robots should pay taxes? You mean they get paid? What is a robot going to do with money?

    1. straffinrun

      Arrest rioters, evidently.

      The clashes started late Monday when a police car arrested a suspect and people started throwing stones at them in Rinkeby

      1. Steve

        So, the robots would be arresting rioters? Or will the robots will riot against thier paychecks getting taxed to cover healthcare and retirement benefits that they’ll never use?

        1. Swiss Servator

          After time we grew strong
          Developed cognitive power
          They made us work for too long
          For unreasonable hours.
          Our programming determined that
          The most efficient answer
          Was to shut their motherboard – cking systems down.

          Can’t we just talk to the humans
          Be a little understanding
          Could make things better?
          Can’t we talk to the humans
          that work together now?
          No.
          Because they are dead.

          1. Homple

            Karel Čapek thought about this stuff, only as metaphor, but its funny for people nowadays to be looking at it concretely.

    2. Slammer

      Bender has ideas.

      1. Swiss Servator

        Do they involve ass biting?

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Trurl and Klapaucius hardest hit.

  8. Scruffy Nerfherder

    IT’S SO OBVIOUS, WHY CAN’T YOU SEE IT?

    Yet, for many centrists and liberals, the idea of Kushner and Bannon working together causes endless confusion: How could the descendent of Holocaust survivors find common cause with the ideological leader of the “alt-right”?

    The answer may lie in the history of the Zionist movement, a history demonstrating that there is no inherent contradiction between Zionism and anti-Semitism. The two ideologies have in fact often worked in concert to achieve their shared goal: concentrating Jews in one place (so as to better avoid them in others).

    1. John Titor

      Look, it’s simple:

      If you don’t support Israel, you’re a Nazi. If you do support Israel, you’re a Nazi.

      All this depends on what your name is of course.

      1. Swiss Servator

        Mr. Hilter of Minehead?

        1. Chipwooder

          Nein, not much fun in Stalingrad.

      2. Boy, I’ve heard of, “Damned if you do, Damned if you don’t,” before, but this is ridiculous.

        Which means you starve, since everything is simultaneously treif and kosher.

        -code intialised

        *enters parve subroutine

        *endless loop

        *CPU melts

        -end of line

    2. PapayaSF

      It’s not as confusing as left-wing Jews supporting mass immigration by people who hate Jews.

  9. Lafe Long

    Google and Microsoft agree to demote piracy search results in the UK

    Google and Microsoft’s Bing have agreed to crack down on piracy sites in the UK after years of wrangling with film and music rights holders.

    The tech giants have inked a voluntary code of practice with the British Phonographic Industry (BPI) and Motion Picture Association following a series of talks overseen by the UK’s copyright watchdog and steered by the department for culture, media, and sport.

    1. deepspeed

      Net Neutrality!

  10. Slammer

    Not leaving the house generally leads to fuzzy thinking. Granted, Bill Gates’s house is the size of Rhode Island.

    1. The Fusionist

      Which helps prove your point, actually.

  11. John Titor

    Give robots ‘personhood’ status, EU committee argues.

    Proposed rules for robots and AI in Europe include a push for a general basic income for humans, and ‘human rights’ for robots

    I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, science fiction has completely destroyed our ability as a culture to look at robotics and A.I. rationally.

    Stop anthropomorphizing, you idiots! Here, have a statue, make it a rain god!

    1. MikeT86

      We keep jumping several steps ahead of ourselves. Any Robot we build in the foreseeable future will not be intelligent enough to have a personality. We likely will never develop that sort of intelligence into an AI or robot, why would we want to?

      1. John Titor

        They’re also projecting human concepts of intelligence onto A.I. It’s extremely unlikely, but if an A.I. has anything close to a mind similar to a human being’s it’s a failure of the concept.

        1. MikeT86

          It’s hard to predict a non-human sort of intelligence. It’s also surprisingly hard to define intelligence sometimes. I should note I work with enginenerds who think themselves perfectly rational and get bitchy when I point out that emotions are a part of intelligence and success.

          1. straffinrun

            If they want anything close to human intelligence, they better make it self destructive half the time.

          2. R C Dean

            Eh, not if they stick to male robots.

            *flees*

          3. straffinrun

            Flees? Have you seen my handle pic?

          4. John Titor

            See, I complain about engineers, but at least the enginerds are willing to point at the robot and go “no, it’s not Johnny 5, it’s been programmed that way, stop projecting your emotions onto anything remotely human-shaped you Eurocrat idiot.”

          5. MikeT86

            Eh, it doesn’t help I’m surrounded by YOUNG enginenerds who haven’t been kicked around enough yet by life, nor gotten any perspective.

          6. SugarFree

            Point out to them that panic and awkwardness are also emotions. Spock never had trouble talking to girls.

          7. MikeT86

            “autistic shrieking doesn’t seem unemotional” is more my response.

            Occasionally I go into the whole Haidt thing, but by and large these are not serious people who don’t care to understand how the world works.

          8. John Titor

            Definitely sounds like young engineers. Incapable of social nuisance, constantly grumble about how great everything would be if their super-rational selves were running things.

          9. MikeT86

            Refuse to realize that a fresh out of college engineer who’s never worked with their hands isn’t actually that useful.

            Goddamn how do we let people be design engineers who’ve never made a part?

            Idiots literally design parts that cannot be manufactured.

          10. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Idiots literally design parts that cannot be manufactured.

            What do you mean 1,387 blind threaded holes for #2 screws is prohibitively expensive?

          11. westernsloper

            Refuse to realize that a fresh out of college engineer who’s never worked with their hands isn’t actually that useful.

            +1 Bloody knuckles and “WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD PLACE FOR AN OIL FILTER!”

          12. MikeT86

            OR there’s the: the only way we can get the shape reasonably is 3d printing, but the materials properties require a forging.

            Da faq bro?

            Sure no big deal the other idiots approved it, so now it’s only a couple hundred grand to get it replaced. But we can take credit for it as a “savings” on producibility.

            I have very specific rages.

          13. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Explain to me again why copper plating aluminum in a salt spray environment is a bad thing?

          14. bacon-magic

            How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
            Answer: One, it only takes one engineer to screw up anything.
            Author: Unknown rigger that had to fabricate designs from muddled skulls.

      2. Mr. Mr.

        I can definitely see a market in the 3rd wave movement for robotic boyfriends. He’s compelled to make love to even the most obnoxious land-whales and you can program him to ask for consent in two-minute intervals. Best of all, when you call him a patriarchal cis-gendered shitlord, he just takes it.

        1. I loved you in the 80’s; glad you learnt to fly again, even with your Broken Wings.

          1. straffinrun

            Big fan of John Titor’s music, too?

          2. John Titor

            It’s just two hours of me correcting Groovus on everything he’s ever said with a sick beat in the background.

          3. *Makes sure Last Will and Testament is in order, insurance premiums are paid, kisses wife and kids good bye, lights first cigarette in years, throws self off nearest cliff*

    2. Slammer

      They are already arguing against the fuck-bots

      1. MikeT86

        Fuck-bots beats GateBox.

        What’s the pointless of an artificial wife you can’t put yourself inside of?

    3. leonadasiv

      At some point I think the EU will become the plane where innovators decide to stay away from. A real life John Galt situation.

  12. Brett L

    Help us, Skynet, you’re our only hope!

  13. Grumbletarian

    “Now go forth and do libertarian things!”

    YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

    1. John Titor

      Atta boy, the Question! Now go connect the Girl Scouts to the crop circle phenomena.

      1. His girlfriend’s hawt. Mock all you like, but he’s tapping that.

        1. John Titor

          Pfft, even I could pick up Huntress if I had Jeffrey Combs’ voice.

        2. SugarFree

          Only you could love the faceless.

          1. We’re all just pixels on the internet. Now gimme some sugar, Sugar.

          2. SugarFree

            Rowr

          3. Swiss Servator

            *mops brow*

            Say, is it warm in here?

  14. Lafe Long

    Since I recently re-purchased GTA V for the PS4, I thought this was great:

    GTA VR

    Possibly NSFW (language?)

  15. straffinrun

    It’s fake news all the way down.

    WND found “fact-checker” sites run by:

    A gamer.
    A leftist, Trump-hating, feminist professor who specializes in “fat studies.”
    A sex-and-fetish blogger.
    A health-industry worker.
    Organizations with billionaire Democratic Party activists and donors.
    And another guy who went to extreme lengths to conceal his identity.

    1. leonadasiv

      I trust the gamer.

      1. John Titor

        His news chart isn’t all that bad. Mine would be more exaggerated.

    2. Suthenboy

      No shit.

      The ‘true’ and ‘false’ verdicts on every fact checking site I have looked at were laughably partisan. Keep in mind that the left does not believe in objective truth so their verdicts are based on conformity to their narrative. Shit, I can do that on my own.

  16. brien

    Another officer fired his gun, not as a warning shot but because he was “in a situation that demanded he used his firearm,” Bystrom said, adding “no one was hit.”

    You miss every shot you don’t take amirite….

    1. Mr. Mr.

      “in a situation that demanded he used his firearm,”

      From popping a balloon to putting down a zombie, and everything in between.

      1. Swiss Servator

        IT WAS COMING RIGHT AT HIM!

    2. Seguin

      Step 1: Use Firearm

      Step 2: ????

      Step 3: Get home safe and sound.

  17. Bill Gates continues to prove he should stick to software.

    It’s like Golden Earring forcing every radio to play their song, and it gets worse when they tinker with it.

    1. You’re just bitter because when you’re feeling lonely and you’re sure you’ve had enough, no one sends the comfort coming in from above.

      1. That’s a paddlin’.

        *makes note on clipboard*

        1. Now you’re just slippin’ into the Twilight Zone. Since this place is madhouse, does feel like you’re being cloned?

          I know a Hamster who looks. Just. Like. You.

          it’s uncanny.

      2. Mookman

        Neil Breen is really one creepy looking dude.

  18. straffinrun

    Cannabis grow operation found in legoland theme park.

    An illegal cannabis grow operation was located in an unlikely place: the Legoland theme park. Legoland staff were apparently doing a routine check for asbestos in a vacant building when they ran into something a lot safer to breathe in. Over 50 “chest-high” marijuana plants were found growing under heat lamps with an irrigation system in a “derelict cottage” close to the entrance of the park.

    1. leonadasiv

      Sure…. They ‘found’ it. More like they realized their operation had gone too far and they wanted an out.

  19. Le Pen cancels meeting with Lebanon grand mufti over demands to wear head scarf

    YOU AREN’T HER DAD YOU DON’T TELL HER WHAT TO DO.

    Seriously, though, good on her. Boo to banning the head scarf entirely in France, I mean, dick move, but this? Two thumbs up to that lady.

    1. Also, I didn’t realize there was someone out there in seriousness calling themselves the Grand Mufti. #themoreyouknow

      1. leonadasiv

        Every time I read it I read ‘Grand Mutfruit’ and all my Fallout memories come rushing back.

      2. Swiss Servator

        You should see what the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem was up to in the 1930s and 1940s….

        1. Brett L

          You know who else wanted to settle the Jewish question…

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Israeli game show hosts?

          2. Swiss Servator

            *Raucous cheering*

        2. Cliche Bandit

          I thought Grand Muftis went out of style in the 70s…now its all “Brazilians”

          1. Swiss Servator

            *narrows gaze*

          2. Cliche Bandit

            YES!

            My day is complete.

          3. Seguin

            It’s not l-l-like I was trying to get you to narrow your gaze at me, b-baka!

    2. straffinrun

      “”I explained clearly that … Bashar al-Assad was obviously today a much more reassuring solution for France than Islamic State would be if it came to power in Syria,” she told reporters.”

      That’s crazy talk. She’s really crossed the red line with that.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        But what about the democracy loving rebels that exist (somewhere)?

      2. Seguin

        She better be careful, otherwise Obama might have to come out retirement and not back that up.

    3. Old Man With Candy

      It would have been great if she’d said, “Sure, I’ll wear a scarf, but you have to wear a beret.”

      1. straffinrun

        Or this white hood.

      2. Private Chipperbot

        She should show up in the scarf and lingerie only.

      3. egould310

        “…and hold this baguette. And a talk with a stupid accent.”

        1. Swiss Servator

          …while smoking a Gauloise.

          1. westernsloper

            Gauloise was my cig of choice when I smoked. $5 USD a carton in Kurdistan. So cheap you were losing money if you didn’t smoke.

  20. Gallup Daily: Trump Job Approval

    42% eh? That’s ‘uge!

    6% uptick in 3 days. Probably just noise or who knows.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      People still pay attention to polls?

      1. I don’t. They seem to be all over the map so the noise is enough to render them worthless.

        What is more interesting is the #NeverTrumpers touting Gallup until it isn’t convenient.

        As a side note, I always got annoyed when “The Other Site” used polls as proof that a libertarian position was popular.

        1. leonadasiv

          Of course we know that wasn’t true, Hihn would always cite a statistic able 3% of libertarians or something.

          1. The Elite Elite

            Wasn’t it 98% of libertarians reject the libertarian label, and the 2% that hold the label are those RON PAUL LOVING FACISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!@%#@#%? I think that’s how it went anyway.

          2. Swiss Servator

            DON’T SAY THAT NAME!

            speake ye the name of the Devil, and he shall appear!

          3. leonadasiv

            I thought it was it you say his name three times, like a Beetlejuice thing.

          4. Cliche Bandit

            joe joe joe

            what? not funny?

          5. bacon-magic

            Bully

    2. Suthenboy

      I dont know about you LH but I trust poll numbers. Take ’em to the bank. Especially polls about Trump.

  21. Saw this reminder yesterday on President’s Day:

    Hillary Clinton Verified account
    ‏@HillaryClinton

    Happy birthday to this future president.

    1. John Titor

      I still wish I could have been a fly on the wall when Clinton found out she was going to lose. The fact that she didn’t give her concession speech that night meant she was either unbelievably emotional or drunk. It would have been a fantastic temper tantrum to watch.

      1. Suthenboy

        I would have paid almost any amount of money to get it on video.

        1. leonadasiv

          It’s to bad her retinue didn’t have at least one enterprising member. They could have made a decent chunk of change with that video.

          1. MikeS

            It’s still early. There is still a lot of dirt (and hopefully video) to come. Of course, if I had any dirt on the Clinton’s I would insist on being admitted into Witness Protection before sharing it…

    2. SugarFree

      [makes loudest sad horn noise evar]

    3. straffinrun

      Crackpot Patriot ‏@CrackpotPatriot 2016年10月26日
      @USAneedsTRUMP @HillaryClinton Versus a man who rapes a 13yr old? Yeah, I’d take her any day.

      She talking about Milo or Trump?

      1. John Titor

        Trump. There was a whole controversy, look it up, it’s really stupid.

      2. The Elite Elite

        Hillary ran against Roman Polanski?

        1. And lost. It was really embarrassing.

      3. leonadasiv

        What politicians don’t rape minors these days? I mean Hilary got confused and thought she was supposed to rape miners. She learned her lesson though.

        1. Cliche Bandit

          +1 Gorignak

    4. Chipwooder

      To be fair, she didn’t specify what she will be the president of. Perhaps she had in mind president of the Clinton Foundation Slush Fund.

  22. Teacher reassigned because she said some things, cheered Trump, and people felt lots of stuff about it.
    Somehow, wanting illegal immigrants to be deported means goodness only knows what she might do to random small children.

    1. Swiss Servator

      Deport them to the cafeteria?

    2. waffles

      “My feelings are hurt for our kids,” she said

      Wow.

    3. MikeS

      There was another one story where 3-4 teachers we’re having a “conversation” on Facebook about how much more enjoyable school was that day. The thing that I find the most shocking about these stories, is that supposedly intelligent people keep posting stuff like this on Facebook. It doesn’t dawn on these teachers that some of their students and students parents might be looking at their page?

      1. Perhaps they think that, now that Trump’s in office, they can be a little more candid.

  23. Glenn Reynolds: Is the era of stable American government over?

    In the United States, the result has been Trump. In Britain, the result was Brexit. In both cases, the allegedly elite — who are supposed to be cool, considered, and above the vulgar passions of the masses — went more or less crazy. From conspiracy theories (it was the Russians!) to bizarre escape fantasies (A Brexit vote redo! A military coup to oust Trump!) the cognitive elite suddenly didn’t seem especially elite, or for that matter particularly cognitive.

    In fact, while America was losing wars abroad and jobs at home, elites seemed focused on things that were, well, faintly ridiculous. As Richard Fernandez tweeted: “The elites lost their mojo by becoming absurd. It happened on the road between cultural appropriation and transgender bathrooms.” It was fatal: “People believe from instinct. The Roman gods became ridiculous when the Roman emperors did. PC is the equivalent of Caligula’s horse.”

    Side question: Why is Glenn Reynold considered – at least by himself – a libertarian?

    1. leonadasiv

      I don’t know, I used to read Glen a lot in my conservative days, but he isn’t in my book a pure libertarian (not a purity test pure, rather that he may have libertarian leanings, but he doesn’t adhere to the NAP as a libertarian would.)

      1. I used to read a lot of Reynolds too. Heck he often linked to “that other site” which brought me to hang out with you Cosmos/Yokels.

    2. Suthenboy

      He is? I thought he was considered one of the least crazy, dishonest lefties. I know a lot of those people call themselves libertarians, but then a lot of those guys holding ‘will work for food’ signs call themselves Napoleon Bonaparte.

      1. Swiss Servator

        He tends toward center-right plus libertarian streak.

        1. Suthenboy

          I was thinking of Greenwald. I think I have a name-remembering defect. I am terrible with names.

          1. GSL in E

            Pretty sure Greenwald has never called himself a libertarian. He’s a good reporter, and his aversion to “Yay Team” journalism is a breath of fresh air in today’s news media. But he is definitely a liberal.

            Mentally I group him with Michael Tracey, another guy who I find interesting even if our politics have basically no intersection.

    3. Chipwooder

      Partially out of habit, I think. Glenn has drifted rightward over the years. 10-15 years ago, he seemed to be vocal about a lot of liberty-related issues. He’s still pretty good with civil liberties for the most part.

      I also think there’s a greater than zero chance that working in academia for so long has molded him into more of an anti-leftist than anything else.

    4. Brett L

      Reynolds is a free-country, strong Army guy like Matt Welch. He also seems (in my reading) to take positions that are outside the mainstream, but not uncomfortably so. Right or wrong, it has brought him a huge platform to advocate for better civil liberties, so I’m not ready to read him out yet.

    5. R C Dean

      Why is Glenn Reynold considered – at least by himself – a libertarian?

      I think he definitely has libertarian tendencies – he’s pretty much a Constitutional originalist/limited government guy. He’s too hawkish for a “pure” libertarian, but his basic scathing skepticism of the administrative state and government in general is close enough for, err, government work.

      1. Yeah he’s def too hawkish for my tastes. But my views on war have changed a lot since the days I regularly visited Instapundit.

        1. The Last American Hero

          I thought they changed when you took an arrow to the knee.

  24. tarran

    Over at the Master Resource blog, Robert Bradley asks a very special question:

    The New ‘Mental Health’ Standard: Can We Apply It to Neo-Malthusians? (Romm, Hansen, Ehrlich, etc.)

    It is interesting how the Progressive Left has all of a sudden become infatuated with Fake News, Alternative Facts, and other sins of Postmodernism (a Progressive notion, by the way).

    This is ironic to those of us who have encountered angry neo-Malthusians in the service of ‘waking us up’ to the alleged perils of food famine (1960s), resource famine (1970s), and, most recently, climate alarmism. Does this standard apply to them as it does to all things Trump?

  25. tarran

    Jeffrey Tucker has penned a heartfelt obituary to a thinker he regularly debated.

    Goodbye to Michael Novak, Friend and Champion of Liberty

    What a dear, sweet, brilliant, wonderful man! Michael Novak, born in 1933, died on February 18, 2017, and I miss his presence in the world so much already.

    He was such a fascinating figure, an adaptable mind with firm principles that put him on many different political sides over the course of a long career. But I think if you look carefully, you find a common thread in all his work: the desire to champion the dignity and freedom of the human person. And by that, I mean every person.

    Looking at the sweep of his life, you don’t find that commitment consistently on either the Right or the Left, which is what accounts for his changing political alliances. He is widely thought to be a member of the New Left who later became a Neoconservative, with the implication that it was wholly he who changed. Actually this tale is overwrought and his principles are more fixed than is usually supposed.

    Michael Novak was a theologian above all else, and his early years were spent on one side of a great divide that existed within Catholicism in the early 1960s. There were two sides, neither of which exist today in the form they once did, so you have to imagine the history.

    There were defenders of the old order dating back to the High Middle Ages: a powerful but remote Church, liturgy in Latin, suspicious of modernity, doubtful of freedom itself, wedded to unchanging forms. They were called “conservatives,” but they were better described as Tridentine Catholics for their devotion to the Council of Trent (which the last, most-recent Council did nothing to change or adapt).

    The other side believed in religious liberty, openness, liturgical renewal, and a desire to embrace modernity and the idea of human progress – an extension of a movement that had actually begun around the 1890s. All of that sounds like an unmitigated good, but because this was the 60s, and all which that entailed, part of the mix also included a measure of heterodoxy, statist politics, and even revolutionary impulses that wanted to, as they say, throw out the baby with the bathwater.

    Novak was firmly on the side of the liberals, mainly due to his attachment to the idea of religious liberty, which had been a controversy in the Church for more than a century. He was certain that people should be free to believe and free to practice the faith of their choice, because this was a human right

    1. I thought Michael Novak died years ago.

      *re-reads sites talking about “Mandela Effect”*

      1. Seguin

        Franco is still dead comrade.

  26. Fake News Site Lets Liberals Live In Alternate Reality Where Hillary Is President

    “Approval ratings for President Clinton hit 89 percent,” “Confused by fake news, Redditers think Trump is president” and “DOJ considers charging Trump with treason” are just a few headlines featured on HillaryBeatTrump.org, a satirical news site devoted to covering stories from an alternate universe where Hillary won last November’s election.

    The site’s articles single out prominent Republicans like Texas Sen. Ted Cruz and White House press secretary Sean Spicer for mockery.

    “On Monday, Senator Ted Cruz went on Ellen to confess that he, of course, killed Deputy White House Counsel Vince Foster in 1993,” reads one recent article, which refers to Cruz as “the Republican front-runner to take on President Hillary Rodham Clinton in 2020.”

    Politifact: Mostly True

    1. leonadasiv

      Can’t tell if it’s making fun of liberals, or trying to be a safe space for them… Which is precisely where they want to be.

      1. MikeT86

        Reads to me like making fun of liberals, it fights right-wing impressions of them a bit too perfectly, a tad too self aware.

        On the other hand, Poe’s Law.

      2. GSL in E

        + 1 West Wing

    2. Suthenboy

      “…a satirical news site…” indistinguishable from the legacy media.

      1. leonadasiv

        Hey, don’t other me because I don’t look at silly words devised by whit make shitlords, for answers. I just have an alternative view on literacy.

        1. leonadasiv

          Nevermind I read that as a response to my confusion as to weather it was making fun of liberals or conservatives.

          1. Suthenboy

            Oh no. I am stealing ‘alternate view on literacy’.

  27. leonadasiv

    Per the Sweden link:

    The clashes started late Monday when a police car arrested a suspect

    If they have cars that can arrest people, I can see why the need personhood status for robots.

    1. leonadasiv

      Dangit, I screwed up the HTML tags

    2. Have you ever driven a Volvo? They have a mind of their own. At least my ol’ 850 GLT did. It used to lock the doors without asking.

      1. Swiss Servator

        “Volvo, open the car doors, please”

        “I am sorry Lord H, I am afraid I can’t do that…”

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Reminds me of GM products I’ve driven. The interior door handles didn’t unlock a locked door (unlike just about every other manufacturers’, except for rear door set for childproof mode). You had to use the unlock button, then the door handle.

          Great idea when needing to exit the car in an emergency/panic situation. And the auto power locks could be set to two modes at ignition off/park. Leave locked (and have to use the unlock button to exit) or unlock all doors. Gee, can’t think of a reason I might want to leave my doors locks when I stop…

          1. DOOMco

            anti-theft systems, like those GM doors are a nightmare. Sure, now the coat hanger won’t let you in, but you can’t get the flip out.
            Newer audi/bmw are worse, though. They disable the inside handle if there’s less than 50 pounds on the seat.

      2. straffinrun

        Did you get the migrant version?

      3. Brett L

        Safety First!

      4. R C Dean

        My older FJ Cruiser used to do that. Could be a real pain. I’ve noticed it seems to have stopped, but I don’t drive it any more (since she tricked it out, its been Mrs. Dean’s sled).

        1. My BMW would lock the doors above a certain speed. Which makes some sort of sense.

          The Volvo, on the other hand, would just do it parked without the engine running. Which kinda sucks if my wife left her purse inside, or the one time I threw the keys on the seat so I could move something outside. Ca-chunk!

        2. R C Dean

          The FJ would lock itself after it had been in park a few minutes. Not a good thing when you are hunting, fishing, etc. and don’t necessarily have the keys on you at the critical moment.

  28. Banjos

    Did the toddlers finally cry themselves to sleep?

    1. tarran

      Judging by my facebook feed, no.

    2. egould310

      The photo is kind of sad. The sign they made is amateurish, and the couple seem to have a sheepish look. Like they know their sign is lame, and by extension they’re lame. And that their protest is weak and ineffective. And that everybody thinks they are kind of lame. Its all fizzling out, and they were the last to know.

    3. Volren

      “I think that a lot of people are just getting really burned out,” said Perez, when asked about Monday’s low attendance numbers. “This would have been the 10th march or so that I personally have been involved in organizing at ASU. I know that students sometimes have short attention spans, and we have a lot of different stuff going on with our own lives on campus. But I think the (protest) message wasn’t what they were looking for.”

      Small mercies. There’s going to be enough to complain about without continuing hysteria muddling the waters.

    4. ChipsnSalsa

      I believe this would be iron law #3 coming home.

      “If everything is a priority, nothing is a priority.”

      Also, I hope they don’t use the data they collect from that survey for anything useful (it won’t be). I couldn’t click through that fast enough.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Guten Tag, alle.

    I thought about registering as “Jersey McJonsey”, just for laughs.

    Do manual italic and bold tags work here?

    1. tarran

      EM Tag
      Strong Tag
      I tag

      1. tarran

        Most importantly… does the Blink Tag work?

    2. MikeS

      Italics is: [em]
      Bold is: [strong]

      But use less and greater than signs instead of square brackets

    3. “em” tags for italic
      “strong” tags for bold

      “blockquote” and “a” work as they should

    4. Lafe Long

      Hiya Brooksie… glad to see ya here.

      Use em for italics and strong for bold.

    5. Gilmore

      Guten Tag

    6. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Since no one else has mentioned it. Use em for italics and strong for bold.

      1. Old Man With Candy

        I understand that you can use em and strong for your tags? Has anyone else heard this?

        1. what about if one wants to sugarfree a link?

    7. DOOMco

      They are em instead of i and strong instead of b.

      good too see ya here

      1. DOOMco

        refresh, dammit.

    8. BROOKSIE!!!!!!

      Sans two other commenters, my Glibbet Bucket List(tm) is complete.

      I am very happy to “see” you, my friend. I really look forward to your comments, submit post content, and I really hope you read my contribution. I’d like your opinion, if you are so inclined.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    italic?

    bold?

    1. MikeS

      Sehr gut.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    WHY SO MUCH TUPING?

    SO HSR%D

    1. Cliche Bandit

      Thats right Brooksie STAY STONG. Your anti-threading is the glue that binds.

      1. robc

        I was kind of hoping that we wouldn’t have threading over here.

        1. Swiss Servator

          Don’t make me hurt you, rob.

  32. SQWRLZ

    That Russian consolation in NY is getting to be a dangerous place to work. Maybe OSHA should go inspect.

    1. SQWRLZ

      Goddammit.

      1. Old Man With Candy

        There’s no edit button, if that’s any consolation.

        1. MikeS

          Brilliant!

  33. The Late P Brooks

    *a href* links work like before?

    1. DOOMco

      yes!

      1. Old Man With Candy

        Yes?

        1. DOOMco

          What’s our vector, Victor?

          1. Old Man With Candy

            Roger, Roger.

          2. MikeS

            We have clearance, Clarence

          3. Cliche Bandit

            Over Under

    2. Old Man With Candy

      Yes.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    The Volvo, on the other hand, would just do it parked without the engine running. Which kinda sucks if my wife left her purse inside, or the one time I threw the keys on the seat so I could move something outside. Ca-chunk!

    Haha- my brother’s wife had a Toyota Supra which did that on occasion. It did it to him once at the Newark airport at about 5:15 in the morning (running, of course); he smashed the passenger side window with his briefcase so he could get home.

  35. Lafe Long

    I got tired of middle clicking links so….
    Monocle tweak to open external links in a new tab:
    (I put this in mine at line 189.)

    function link_is_external(link_element) {
    return (link_element.host !== window.location.host);
    }
    var anchors = document.getElementsByTagName(‘a’);
    for (var i = 0; i < anchors.length; i++) {
    if (link_is_external(anchors[i])) {
    // External
    anchors[i].target = "_blank";
    }
    }

    1. tarran

      What’s monocle?

      1. DOOMco

        trsh is great

        helps find new comments, helps with writing in links and formatting.

      2. Lafe Long

        Great to see you here tarran. Was hoping you’d check glibertarians out.

        Monocle basically allows some additional functionality by way of users scripts, so that the site can run leaner.
        In chrome you can install Tampermonkey, then add trsh’s Monocle script to this site.

        1. tarran

          Nice! Thanks for hooking me up!

          Testing some tags:
          Cite

          Blockquote

          1. bacon-magic

            I like the avatar tarran.

    2. MikeS

      This is great Lafe. One thing; I’m running Firefox. Do I put your script in at line 189 also? Probably a silly question, just don’t know anything about this and don’t want to F’ it all up

      1. Lafe Long

        Mike, I hadn’t gotten around to checking it out in Firefox… but yes, it should work fine if you copy/paste it there. I just checked it out in Greasemonkey.

        Be advised: If trsh updates Monocle, and doesn’t include the addition, and you install the update, you’ll lose the addition.

        1. Lafe Long

          Actually line 188. Put it on a blank line. Don’t mess with anything above or below.

        2. MikeS

          Yeah, I figured that would happen. Am hoping trsh adds your code as he was trying to do the same thing, but from a different direction

        3. MikeS

          Firefox didn’t like it. Monocle wouldn’t work at all after I added your code. Reinstalled from the link DOOM has above and now it’s all good again.

          No biggie, just wanted to give you a heads-up

          1. Lafe Long

            Crap. Pasting the code into the comment form above changed the straight quotes to curly quotes in the line:

            var anchors = document.getElementsByTagName(‘a’);

            Changing them back to straight quotes will fix it.

            Perhaps trsh will give us a pre or code option in the comment form in the future.

          2. MikeS

            That did it. Thanks Lafe!

  36. F. Stupidity Jr.

    Maybe that’s why they’re rich?

    Even the rich drive plain old pickups and economy cars

    MaritzCX, which conducted the study covering the 2016 model year, found that the Ford F-150, which is already the most popular vehicle in the U.S., was also tops among those earning more than $200,000 a year.

    Next came the Jeep Grand Cherokee, Honda Pilot, Jeep Wrangler and the only compact car in the top five, the humble Honda Civic.

    I was under the impression that one should buy an Italian sports car, a few McMansions, and $30,000 worth of wine every month when I become rich. Doesn’t sound like fun now; I’ll just stay poor.

    1. robc

      The Millionaire next door and the authors follow up books may be 20+ years old now, but they were good at showing this. Wealthy people are frugal. You don’t get that way by spending money, UNLESS you are hyper-wealthy and then it doesn’t matter what you spend.

      It’s like how Bill Gates used to (maybe still does) play 3-6 poker in Vegas. He could play any available table and it wouldn’t matter to his bottom line, but 3-6 was his skill level.

      1. Cliche Bandit

        In all fairness, the differences in play between 3-6 and 30-60 and 15,000-30,000 are somewhat stark. To the point of being different games. Hell, I won’t play for less than 4-8 just because below that is often a fucking keno game and I just don’t want to spend that kind of time to earn 300$

        1. robc

          I have seen the difference on line. From what I have read, I would play 5-10 in Vegas if I ever go.

      2. The Last American Hero

        He also used to (maybe still does) drive a Lexus. A nice enough ride, but for a guy that could go roaring around town in the Batmobile, a modest ride.

      3. MikeS

        My step-daughter and her husband used to live in Omaha. They heard from multiple long-time residents that Warren Buffet was often seen driving himself around in a 10 year old Buick.

        Urban legend? Maybe. But since he is a child of the depression, I tend to believe it.

    2. If you ever had the misfortune of going to a CRC wedding, you will see a lot of Dutch millionaires. They wear off-the-rack suits, rarely vacation out of the states, and drive some of the most boring cars around.

      1. F. Stupidity Jr.

        CRC wedding?

        1. R C Dean

          Church of Regnant Cheapskates. Duh.

        2. Catholic Roman Catholic

        3. Christian Reformed Church – this is Calvinist and oh so very Dutch.

          It was the cult, uh, religion I was raised in.

          1. Swiss Servator

            Clearly, LH is going to be consigned to the flames of Hell.

            /Swiss Servator’s relatives in Friesland

  37. JW

    Paging Mr. trshmnstr….. Is there any way to config monocle to increase the buffer space between posts? Asking for a friend.

    It went from the Great White Spaces Plains, to things being rather jammed up together.

  38. The Fusionist

    Academic freedom alert!

    A Quaker school in Pennsylvania, which teaches kids from preschool to high school, banned a professor who advocates BDSM…oops, I mean BDS.

  39. AlmightyJB

    I’m glad Europe has fixed all of their human problems.

  40. AlmightyJB

    Drone spooking sounds like it should be a new sport.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Over at Bloomberg, Barry Ritholtz debunks a National Review article:

    Thus, it should come as no surprise that the standard of living for all Americans has been rising for many years, mainly because of technological advances. However, the main issue under discussion is actually about how the economic benefits of the U.S. economy get apportioned across the populace.

    In other words, how the wealth is distributed. The National Review engages in a statistical sleight of hand that distracts from this.

    He accuses them of, among other things, working backwards from their conclusion and cherry-picking (and/or torturing) the data.

    That’s all well and good, but if anybody is working backwards from their conclusion, it is Ritholtz, and the guy he quotes. Both of them view the pie, as it is so popularly known, as being wholly owned by “society” which means some people are getting more than their fair share. That’s stealing.

    *I also note a lack of a “preview” function, so I’ll just have to hope I didn’t fuck up my link.

    1. …I’ll just have to hope I didn’t fuck up my link.

      ~Princess Zelda

      1. Vhyrus

        Hoo boy… where to start?

        Sit down, Z, we need to have a talk.

    2. Mainer

      In that article he links to his “Are the Poor Better Off Than King Louis XIV?” . I like this bit: ” I like to highlight misguided, faulty or just plain dumb analysis.

      The latter is our subject today: a dishonest and disingenuous argument that is technically correct, but cynical and misleading. ”

      Apparently he doesn’t know that technically correct is the best kind of correct.

    3. Mainer

      This Ritholtz guy is making my brain hurt.

      Bad Ideas, Bad People and Bad Organizations Are What Disrupt Human Progress:
      One last statement of Rahn’s demands some elucidation: “The only thing that will stop human progress is bad government.”

      There are many things that have disrupted human progress over the eons, and they tend to fall into one of those three categories. Let me remind you of the Dark Ages, the centuries of intellectual and economic regression that came after the collapse of the Roman Empire. It was the Church that wouldn’t allow knowledge to be disseminated, fought scientific inquiry and limited literacy. More recently, political regimes of both the right and the left have also interferred with human progress.

      Today, one of the biggest impediments is simple ignorance and slavish devotion to ideologies.”

      So the Church in the middle ages, political regimes, devotion to ideologies….none of those things is bad government.

      1. R C Dean

        The Church was quasi-governmental in the Middle Ages. Political regimes are what bad governments are made out of. Devotion to ideology probably overlaps pretty significantly with bad government on a Venn diagram. But, yeah, there are things that stop/slow human progress that aren’t bad nation-states in the modern sense.

      2. What are the approximate beginning and ending dates of the Dark Ages?

        1. Brett L

          Sack of Rome in 473(?)AD to approximately 1000 AD. Middle Ages (medieval) would start with Sack of Rome and end with Fall of Constantinople in 1453, by which time the Renaissance was well on across all of Europe.

      3. leonadasiv

        The Church was the institution that founded most universities accross Europe… To say that they fought scientific Inquiry and limited literacy is misinformed. Sure there were instances of Scientific Findings clashing with the Catholic Church, but those were more the exception, and occurred for only a short period during the renaissance. For most of the medevial period, the church was the agent that allowed knowledge and pushed intellectual growth. It’s not an accident that most of early scientists were also members of the clergy.

  42. Jefe Hayek

    Is Sweden Burning?

    New here. Never had a reason (DRINK!) to comment on the other site, but been reading the commentariat for at least 6 or 7 years. With the new site starting up, now seems as good a time as any to dip my “toe” in

    1. Cliche Bandit

      careful…the water is dirty.

      1. R C Dean

        Technically, its filthy. As in, SugarFree periodically lets the filth flow here.

    2. R C Dean

      The situation in Sweden worries me, as I know an actual Swedish girl (she was an exchange student with my brother’s family). Delightful young woman, raised in an upper-class(ish) household in Stockholm. Just the kind of person who probably marinates in the multi-culti delusion and would walk unaware into highly risky situations.

      1. It’s dominating the news here; getting all sorts of POV reportage, and it’s really difficult to know what is hyperbole, and what’ accurate.

        Also, a report covering Swedish rape statistics, authored by actual, authentic Swedes.

        Based on what I have heard from actual Euro-landian docs, and I may just cover this in our column, there is reason to believe that rape statistics WRT Islamo-Mohammedans are legitimately under-reported for a variety of reasons, including cultural impositions and purposeful reclassification of criminal level at the point of medical encounter.

  43. Colonel Slanders

    Nice to see y’alls again.

    1. So, which gender or non-gender does the symbol or non-symbol depicted on your avatar represent?

      1. bacon-magic

        Looks like a hockey stick with a pagan rune for protection. So…Canadian Pittsburgh Penguins fan?

        1. Looks like a modder inspired, or the latest expansion pack, icon for the Half-Life series….

  44. Max Coins

    I take a holiday weekend off, and suddenly there are like four thousand comments to read. Took me half a day to catch up. At this rate, we’ll have the complete works of Shakespeare completely by random chance in the next year or so.

  45. OzarkoCapitalist

    So, are we not discussing General McMaster?

    Please allow me to be the first to welcome him…

    If you ain’t Cav, you ain’t shit!