Author: Brett L

  • Tuesday Afternoon Links

    Happy Tuesday Links. I’m busier than a shredder in an EPA office. You’ll have to entertain yourselves today.

    • Interesting, US GHG emissions in 2016 fell to 1992 levels while “green” Germany’s emissions were increasing. Its almost like the fewer government mandates on power generation you have (and the US still has a lot) the faster you can respond to cleaner technology coming online. Please ignore the ridiculously jingoist last sentence of the article that “Washington” is doing anything good for this.
    • Remember, gender is a construct, but having a testosterone factory in your body until you’re 30 being the best way to get strong is fucking science. Transgender athlete wins women’s weightlifting competition.
    • Hmm. This looks like one of those specific, actionable intelligence things. Or else the TSA is suddenly trying to look useful during budgeting time. Or it could just be rumo(u)r and innuendo.
    • As if I didn’t hate the idealized Hipster Millenial enough. Real men follow the George McFly school of “bird” watching.
    • Autoplay at the link, but finding the real Ebby Calvin “Nuke” LaLouche is worth it for me.
    • More evidence that my favorite example of “settled science” isn’t. To be very clear, Relativity explains everything we could experience at the time of its formation perfectly, but the Dark Matter asterisk seems to be developing more problems. A cautionary tale to why no theory should ever be considered safe from testing.

    And I’ve been listening to this today. Mostly because its off a damn good album from a completely unexpected source. Another unexpected curveball from the same source

  • Monday Afternoon Links

    Happy Monday, everyone. Hopefully Lord Humungus’s caffeine buzz has worn off and the rest of us will get a word in edgewise. LH, you want a slot doing links, let me know.

    • GM Hopes you’ll pay $1500/month to drive any Caddy you want, but own nothing. The good news is you can drive up to 8 different cars a year. The bad news is you’re paying $1500/month for a rental car. I haven’t priced Budget, but I’d be surprised if the rates weren’t competitive.
    • Canadians are so tolerant that half want illegals deported.
    • An interesting take on insurance, gambling and derivatives.
    • I, personally, believe that the most interesting player in international relations will be cheap oil brought on by fracking. Which seems to only be valuable when all of the oil that is actually cheap to extract is artificially inflated in price. Its this weird free-ish market ceiling on prices. Oh, and it already cost me a job, so I’m not just rooting my interest.

     

     

  • Friday Afternoon Links

    Welp, I Brett’d the whole links turning them Green. Post your best link in the comments.

    UPDATE: Links work, but I’m apparently banned from doing the links while “drunk” or “drinking” from now on. Look for the Monday PM Butt-chugging Links!

    I hope everyone here has gotten an early start on Irish Cultural Appropriation. Or as alcoholics like to call it, “Amateur Night”.

    • Now that the Russians have Trump in office, they don’t need a military deterrent.
    • One of our own is probably in jail now after Michael Bay called out the police helicopters on an intruder. Or Shia LeBoeuf is trying to get a part in the new Transformers.
    • PGA golfer handles alligator in true Florida Man fashion. “Go on, noaw. Git!”
    • The Secret Service “lost” a laptop with Clinton email investigation files. I guess the owner wasn’t suicidal after all.
    • Someone needs to teach this chimp to sing. We really are living in Heinlein’s Crazy Years.
    Erin Go Blaaargh

    If we’re doing quintessential Irish Songs, here’s my entry.

  • Announcing Our New Logo!

    …And the winner is: Lafe Long!

    Thanks to all the contestants who submitted entries. We’ll put together a post to let you second guess us and laugh at your fellow commenters later. It was a close-run race and some of the people whose choice didn’t win are looking a little like Hillary’s fans after the election.

    Glib enough for ya?

     

    We’re working on getting a bunch of swag made with this guy’s mug plastered all over it. As soon as we take care of things like getting our liability limited and having a bank account to accept your cocaine and stripper sweat tainted dollar bills, we’ll be linking to the swag. Lafe, yours is on us.

  • Thursday Afternoon Links

    I guess we’re going to do a sexy-link day to get everyone ready for Thicc Thursday.

    Does anyone else read that an OK state senator was caught paying for sex with a boy, and then find out the boy was actually a 17 year-old young man, that they may have been smoking the marijuana before hand, and the first question was to wonder if the younger man was of Mexican origin? Rep. Shortey, if you’re one of ours, please drop us a note in the Leads/Submissions and we’ll let you tell your side.

    Man, is the Tokyo Daily Star going to be popular here. First, a trip to where your Real Doll was made. Tell us which picture is your girlfriend.

    Born-Again Virgins? Sure baby. If you want to stay a “virgin” we can find other things to do.

    And just a tip to all you nonconsensualists out there — modern trunks have escape levers on the inside.

    Click thru for more fun
  • When the Iron Laws Turn on Regulators

    The aggressive attempts by the Trump administration to dismantle one of their perceived political enemies’ power bases by the same “pen and phone” Executive Order fiat that substantially built that base is a fascinating example of RC Dean’s Iron Laws at work. Somehow the step-children of the Republican Party, the wallflowers too ugly to get asked to dance, ended up miraculously winning many a geek’s high-school fantasy. Nearly unlimited power and no reason not to take it out on their enemies. What happens when the people running the Executive Branch decide that the rank and file of many of the agencies they administer are the enemy?

    Well, you start by naming other Republican misfit/misanthrope types to run several departments that you believe are hostile to your cause. Putting an O&G guy in charge of the State Department, a Federalist in charge of the EPA, a voucher advocate in charge of the Department of Education, a black brain-surgeon who thinks that public housing stints should be brief in charge of HUD, and a man who once couldn’t even be bothered to remember the name of the Department of Energy (but knew he wanted to cut it) to direct it. Whoever is pulling the strings in the Trump administration, they did an excellent job of putting “qualified” individuals at the helm who wanted to wreck the progressive agenda that the type of people who use the words “Deep State” believe these agencies promote.

    After you finish setting out to sow confusion in the board room, you move on to proposing that a bunch of the rank and file (especially in departments you perceive to be most hostile) no longer work for you:

    He’s worried about the administration’s proposed 37 percent cut to the State Department, which he says would put U.S. diplomats serving abroad at risk.The Environmental Protection Agency, the Energy Department, the Commerce Department and the Department of Housing and Urban Development are also facing steep cuts. Foreign Policy reported Monday that the administration wants to cut funding for United Nations programs by 50 percent to 60 percent.

    But everyone knows that the type of middle-manager who carves out their own little bureaucratic fiefdom and burrows in like a tick on a dog is going to avoid falling to those cuts. They have to keep their job because they are the Deputy Assistant Director for Left-Handedness in Prairie Voles and that exists on an org chart, so they can’t be fired because who would direct that work? Anyone who has worked for a giant organization that has experienced organic growth knows that the only way to get rid of that type of person is a reorg. Oh wait, did someone say reorg?

     
    RC Dean’s Iron Laws are being used against the regulatory state here to great effect. Perhaps the one that seems to be biting most painfully is me today, you tomorrow. Presidents have been stretching the edges of their power since Washington, but in the current century it seems to have become particularly egregious. Driven by the combination of Congress’s ceding of statutory rule-making to the Executive Branch, the Chevron precedent in 1984 telling Federal Courts to side with administrative rule-makers at all costs, and the broad adoption of the computer, we have seen the Executive agencies under each president make regulations that constrain the ordinary citizen from engaging in just about anything. It is interesting to watch a populist who cares only for ratings and a bunch of people who have been marginalized in the Republican party for years suddenly find themselves using the power to dismantle parts of the state that libertarians dislike. Of course, they are also bulking up the parts that libertarians hate most. I don’t see a lot of love in the comments for the TSA and Border Patrol, nor much will to reinvigorate the military so that we can fight all the rest of the world at once, but that appears to be happening as well.

     

     

     

    The Trump Administration also appears to have taken the Iron Law you get more of what you reward and less of what you punish to heart as well. For both good and ill to the broad libertarian view. Rarely have we had the opportunity to experience the impartial laws of government work in any context that could even broadly be described as not entirely horrible. You might have to go all the way back to the Carter presidency to find someone who accidentally struck a blow for not quite as effective citizen enslavement. Trump’s administration will not be a friend of libertarians, but as long as the wind of “fuck government regulators” keeps blowing, he might be a slightly mitigated disaster.

  • Wednesday Afternoon Links

    I don’t know about you all, but I love a good fuck you story. I’m not sure whether my favorite part is the guy getting the 27th Amendment passed in response to getting a C on a good paper, that his original teacher got shitcanned in the intervening years, or that the University engineered a grade change and trying to promote this as something they had a part in. Full disclosure, I am member of the U of Texas Former Students Organization — and I’m not giving them any money for this

    It looks like many of our commenters were right — Trump once again successfully played his antagonists in the news media into scoring an own goal. CNBC rushes to join in the kicking of their sister network.

    $200 drone shot down by $3M Patriot missile. Raytheon executives were seen high-fiving and ordering new yachts.

    In an ongoing local story, Tom Cruise has been trotted out to pave the way for the Church of Scientology’s takeover of Clearwater, FL. If only they had some sense of architectural style beyond… faux.

    Oh noes, yoga pants are killing the oceans. Goodbye, fish. I have made my choice.

    And speaking of oceans, it appears our Cthulonic majesties are wakening.

    Literally killing the oceans
  • Tuesday Afternoon Links – Pi Day

    Happy Pi Day to all my fellow nerdgineers and other mathists. Remember to hug a math-cripple, or “mathically-challenged” friend or family member and tell them its okay that they will never be a whole person. Today we shall review the case of the attempt to legislate Pi. Which is, I know you will find this hard to believe, even crazier than a bunch of innumerate legislative Hoosier Canutes.

    • It’s becoming pretty obvious that the Hat and the Hair are for molesting fewer Americans with the regulatory state, while also being terrible on murder-droning and perhaps actual molestation by government agencies in pursuit of law’norder.
    • Oh wow, and a late-breaking Executive Order mandating every agency present a reorganization plan to the OMB within 180 days. Do note that they will be accepting public comments and suggestions. Not sure if “Kill it with Fire” will be construed as a suggestion or threat.
    • Not sure whether to give Rep. Gutierrez a prize or a raspberry for getting himself arrested by theatrically refusing to leave an ICE office. Yeah, buddy. You’re the modern Thomas Becket, speaking truth to the King’s Men.
    • It looks like the Trump model has gone international — with French candidate Marine Le Pen telling a reporter that nobody trusts the media. Like they boy who cried ‘wolf’, we may live to regret how cheaply they sold their credibility — will they?
    • Roseville, MN bans sale of cats and dogs at pet stores. Local Asian butcher shops have promised to fill the gap.
    • Without the government, who would help the poor and mentally ill?
    • …And, it looks like I will not be taking in the new version of It. I scream like I’m related to Janet Leigh at these sorts of things. It embarrasses my wife.
    Happy pi day, nerds
  • Monday Afternoon Links – Back to Work with DST Edition (Except in Arizona)

    Happy Time Change Monday. It may have sucked for you, but my kids slept past 6:00am for about the first time since DST ended. I hope your day has been “productive” for whatever that means to you and your employer.

    • Don’t forget that any logos for the logo contest are due tomorrow. Send them to submit@glibertarians.com. We’ve got some good ones, but yours could be the great one.
    • The way this whole Russia thing has been handled leaves me confused as to which is the Stupid Party. Let’s just go with the party that mistakes fundraising for votes.
    • Following on Sloopy’s excellent news about Trump’s plan to slash the Federal employment rolls, a primer on how Scott Pruitt could gut the EPA’s climate change regulations. RC Dean, please send a copy of your Iron Laws to Federal Regulatory agencies, they seem to be experiencing them painfully.
    • Hints that Trump’s FDA approval policy may actually do something positive — Pharma Execs hate it. He may be a populist, but right now the popular wind Trump thinks he’s riding seems to be blowing against government regulation. He might end up the best accidental libertarian since Jimmy Carter. Or the worst since Wilson. Hard to tell.
    • I really like this guy’s Banana Equivalent Dose for measuring panicky radioactivity reporting. For example, a single banana is 50,000 times more radioactive than the seawater “radiation” plume from Fukishima. This is an excellent place to start discussions with “just because we can measure it doesn’t mean its bad for us.”
    • Jeff Bridges brings back The Dude for John Goodman’s Walk of Fame Star Unveiling.
    • I was totally going to steal an image from this article, and then realized it was awesome. And that the image wasn’t licensed under Creative Commons. We try to be good web citizens even if we don’t necessarily believe in the concept of IP.
    • Lastly, you’ve got just a few days to get in the Glibertarians Basketball Thingy (Password: Podesta)
    GIS for sad statist and you get…
  • Friday Afternoon Links

    Happy Friday for all of you out there pretending to work.

    Don’t forget the  First Annual Glibertarians College Basketball Tourney Bracket Challenge (a carryover from the Hit & Run Tourney Pick Em days for those of you that remember) (password: Podesta).  Max entries per person capped at three, so you’ve got options there to have some fun with upset picks. There will be prizes for the winners involving our new logo.  Which reminds me, the deadline for entries is rapidly approaching.  So get off your asses and get them in here. More on this over the weekend and Monday.

    • The Daily Mail does Spring Break at Panama City Beach. You can tell some of those girls aren’t native. Yikes. By the way, we Florida Men thank those who will be spending their financial aid to help the local economy. Seriously, kids, just get a credit card. At least then you can get shut of bad decisions in seven years or less.
    • In other Florida news, we invite all of you tourists who have finished spending your money to this lovely sinkhole where alligators are piled three deep.
    • Burt Reynolds may have made one of the most libertarian movies ever, but ol’ Bandit thinks the State of Florida should give more money to his kind of people. True story, I sat two rows behind Burt at a Willie Nelson concert.
    • If you read between the lines here, you’ll find the giraffe version of David Carradine.
    • US Army one ups Defense Distributed, 3D prints a grenade launcher.
    • And railguns just became closer to being man-portable. Not close, closer.
    • Why would the NYT care about medical tourism? RINOCare is going to give them everything for free. Also, do NOT go to sketchy storefronts in Miami for butt implants.

    Oh well, at least we still have David Bowie and Lou Reed, right? What, you were expecting an INXS song after the David Carradine joke?

    Its a trap!