Author: Brett L

  • Monday Afternoon Links

    Welcome back, Sloopy. Its nice to see his return to the links, even if it did cost him his beard. And I’m not talking about Banjos! Heyoooo!

    LAZERZ!!!

    Wow, real news. Scaramucci, having completed his job of (a) making everyone forget Sean Spicer and (b) firing Rheince Priebus in such a way that even the GOPe was afraid to stand up for him, is going to go see if he can save his marriage spend more time with his family.

    I doubt former Sheriff Joe Arpaio will be wearing pink and living in a tent while he awaits sentencing on criminal contempt conviction.

    So I guess this rain storm is now a named storm. Like true Flordians, my wife took our two small children to the park. There’s also this, which means nothing. Ask Houstonians or Lousianans how much damage a “minor” storm can do.

    Good-bye to the man who played Chuck Yeager in The Right Stuff. (The real Gen. Yeager is still kicking ass at 95)

    Oh, sure. I’m sure Qatar is going to use the current crisis to reform immigration. Riiight.

    Does not chase laser pointer

    Jets with frickin’ laser beams! Didn’t Clint Eastwood already steal us one?

    Speaking of lasers, here’s 2:40 of a variety of animals chasing a laser pointer.

  • What are We Reading? July 2017

    Sometimes you just need a good book to escape the brutal summer heat, humidity, mosquitoes plaguing America thanks to global warming (or the slushy mosquito filled taiga and bitter cold of Canadia).

    SugarFree

    Connie Willis’ The Doomsday Book, 1992 winner of the Hugo and the Nebula. Historians time travel to the past in order to record an accurate view of history, perfectly inevitable complications ensue. Not a completely new idea or anything, but Willis does a good job here, even if the novel itself could have used an editor with a strong hand. The book gets bogged down in the scenes set in the current time frame which runs as a comedy of manners set among the bumbling and back-biting academics of Oxford overseeing the project. The scenes in the past also have some repetition in the narrative which should have been caught.

    I’ve also been re-reading the Matt Helm books by Donald Hamilton for the first time since I was a teenager. They are satisfying little plot machines that chug along supported by Hamilton’s terse prose.

    I read quite a bit of the men’s adventure genre when I was in high school, like the first 80 or so Remo Williams the Destroyer novels by Warren Murphy and Richard Sapir, the Proto-Punisher The Executioner series by Don Pendleton, Jerry Ahern’s The Survivalist, the Casca books by Barry Sadler (the artist behind “The Ballard of the Green Beret”) and even a smattering of the further regions of the genre as it overlapped with science fiction in C.A.D.S. (post-apocalypse man-rape Red Dawn) and T.N.T. (nuclear-powered superman acid trip.) It’s strange to think that the men’s adventure genre is almost completely dead. Not surprising, though, given the plunging reading rates for teenage and college-age males.

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    Rhys Bowen’s In Farleigh Field: A Novel of World War II. If historical fiction about Britain in WWII and ladies working at Bletchley Park is your thing, this book’s for you.

    A little more frivolous is Shirtless Bear Fighter from Image Comics. I appreciate Image’s willingness to get weird, and weird is how they get with SBF. Imagine a world where a kickass and pretty frequently naked (and always shirtless) man raised by bears goes on a bear punching spree. It’s absolutely ridiculous and I’m looking forward to future issues.

    JW

    Playboy, but just for the pictures. He promises.

    Old Man With Candy

    It’s been a bad month for reading- work crunches, jesus-is-it-Tuesday-already? website demands, and trying to catch up on the writing I get paid for… shitty excuses. But I still did manage to pile through Robert Silverberg’s The Alien Years, which I had somehow skipped when it came out. In a sense, it’s The Aristocrats of science fiction, a story that’s been done a million times, but it’s still fun to watch someone masterful riff on it. There’s a lot of Niven-Pournelle influence on the story, and that’s not a bad thing. But at its core, it’s still pure Silverberg. 

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    After reading the entire Hollows series last month, I’ve really slowed down. You know when you finish a book series and it feels like you lost a good friend? Yeah. SugarFree recommended to me–you’ll notice I read a lot of SF recs–the Sandman Slim series to help fill the void. The first book was pretty enjoyable, but I’ve yet to pick up the second. It definitely had a pulpy, noir feel to go with the detective atmosphere. While it dealt with supernatural topics–demons, angels, vamps, etc.–it was firmly set in present-day Hollywood, but it managed not to pit these elements against each other. I liked the nuance in the characters: angels aren’t necessarily “good,” demons aren’t always 100% a dick, some characters are flawed and others are biased. I was also pleased that there wasn’t a big, sappy romance in the middle of what was essentially a story about revenge, and a rather gory one, at that. I’m sure ‘Slim’ will eventually meet and settle down with some seriously broken-inside femme fatale (and they’ll magically fix/complete each other), but I’m glad that it’s a story for another book in the series. It’s likely that I will pick up the next book next month, unless I’m still stuck on the Hollows, which I’ve debated rereading in its entirety.

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    Mark Lawrence’s latest work Red Sister, which I started pimping last month is totally worth your money. Yes, yes, it has the person-equivalent of a nuclear weapon living in a village far from anywhere who just happens to fall into the hands of someone who can train them to be great, but his ability to add some subtle twists and turns to the genre stable is what makes Lawrence a standout writer.

    In a disappointing moment, Charlie Stross’ latest Laundry novel Delirium Brief was like re-reading the 5th book of the Dark Tower series all over again. Watching a beloved series just fucking shred itself in front of your eyes is really sad. I will say that the action moves right along, but there are some ginormous fucking plot holes. Somehow this [SPOILER-LADEN RANT REDACTED]. Anyhow, I am disappoint.

    Additionally, I found the femlit equivalent to dudelit “harem building”. If you’re not familiar with the trope, somehow the brave male hero manages to attract not one but usually three or more women who should be a match for him and they are all willing to share him. It seems to run rampant in the Amazon Unlimited universe. In the Curse of the Gods series, a young woman of the serving race (yes, race) is taken to be a servant to a school of (basically) demigods, and what do you know the four most powerful brother who are outright demigods basically adopt her, demand that she be schooled with them, and make a pact to not have sex with her, even though they want to (and she seems pretty down), because being demigods they might literally kill her. I will probably not be reading any additional books in the series, but it was an interesting trope inversion.

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    I’m looking through Real Artists Don’t Starve by Jeff Goins. If you aren’t familiar with him, you can learn a bit about what he’s about here. Nothing earth-shaking within, but I personally like Jeff, so I picked it up.

    With uncertainty swirling around us in the current work world, I’ve started reading Start Late, Finish Rich by David Bach. Not much new here, but Bach at least makes the reader feel as if they can change their condition. Spoiler: spend less, save more and invest more. (On a related side note, I’m a big fan of services that allow one to micro invest on autopilot. <– not intended to be financial advice.)

    In fiction, I’ve just started Justice Burning, the second outing for Scott Pratt’s Darren Street character, a traumatized former defense attorney. I am not as big a fan of Street as I am of Joe Dillard, Pratt’s protagonist in his earlier series, but I’ll probably finish it.

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    Sloop is reading The Neverending Story and contemplating whether the chapters constitute a countable infinity.

    Playa Manhattan

    When I’m not enjoying the infographics at USA Today (McDonald’s newspaper of record), I read cookbooks.   Currently, I’m reading Modernist Cuisine.

     

  • Thursday Afternoon Links

    I’m ba-aaack. Holy smokes, is it time for more links? Don’t you people work?

    Not Jones Beach or the Hamptons

    This is everything I was hoping for from a Trump administration. Hopefully, we will leave the Trump years with two important proofs: 1) Even a buffoon can (and will!) become President, so allot the office powers accordingly, and 2) libertarians need to invest a lot more time in a Bureau of Sabotage to induce these conditions in future administrations.

    Lindsay Graham, angry and hurt at his hopelessly forlorn one-sided love affair with John McCain is more and more certain never to be requited, comes unhinged.

    In sportzball, the Miami Dolphins successfully completed a 2 point conversion to defeat the Cowboys 22-10. Wait, that’s a baseball score?

    Jesus F Christ

    EU still ignoring divorce filing, claims Britain never gave it a chance to change.

    Religions that worship impartial natural forces. No, not the organicals.

    Now we can remake The Iron Giant with the Feds suspecting the tea smoking hipster of working for Iran. Saw it in the theater with my then girlfriend. Brett walks out trying to keep his eyes from leaking, girlfriend: “That movie was terrible.”

    And a little something outside my usual musical metier.

  • Thursday Morning Links

    Whoops. We forgot Sloopy is still wandering beardless in the wilderness.

    Do not mess with pregnant lady’s man. Bonus NY Post link: NYC women think they’re more attractive than they are. The best of NYC couldn’t hold a candle to a random mall in California, Texas, or Florida.

    Twitter enters death spiral.

    Models dressed as aliens. I know this will be good for some of you.

    Steve Bannon.. suuuuuper genius

    Sorry no music, we’re behind.

  • Wednesday Afternoon Links

    Since Sloopy is in mustache timeout, I’ll do a sportzball bit. The Firstros are probably 30 wins away from clinching their division, with 62 left to play. American National Communist Football team will play Jamaica for the Gold Cup. After bringing in a bunch of veterans who will probably be too old for the World Cup next year. On the other hand, given how good Tim Howard was in 2014, they should give him a chance in 2018 to be the starter.

    Best response to this: “Oh shit, did he bomb a marathon?!”

    The Fed says it will start trying to find buyers for an estimated $3 trillion of bonds it is holding “relatively soon” 

    SEC moves to regulate ICOs — secure currency initial offerings. I’m not for the SEC regulating these, but they have been damn shady a couple of times. Please do your research before participating.

    Sheep surfing — a new sport out of the antipodes.

    Today’s police blotter roundup.

    I think this makes me insensitive

  • Tuesday Afternoon Links

    Uber driver gets complaint after multitasking. I wonder if Uber’s TOS for drivers prevent him from offering rides for other services while on an Uber drive.

    Related: Science “proves” money can buy happiness. Can we now sue the government for taxation interfering with our Pursuit of Happiness?

    I expect Florida Man will react to this like a dog to fireworks.

    Trump’s Labor Secretary takes up professional licensing reform. Y’all be nice if you follow this link to TOS.

    I wonder if Paul still performs this one.

  • Monday Afternoon Links

    Signs of the Apocalypse, or we’ll make great pets — Tech company offers free microchipping of workers. I’m guessing the 30 minute constitutional visit to the bathroom is going to get noticed.

    It appears a server squirrel got loose in Brooklyn. An even less interesting animal story.

    Watching your spouse choke someone to death can get you fired from the Harris County Sheriff’s Office. I’m not hopeful about the arbitration making this stick.

    And if you own guns, here’s an app to avoid.

    Another big win for the NHS*.

    *I don’t know what the chances are of this being missed in the private system, but I actually assume pretty high. This is just kicking them around for funsies. I was surprised and pleased to learn that her relatives could pursue a legal case against the National Trust.

  • Friday Afternoon Links

    Happy Friday, Its already beer-thirty here at Glibs HQ (Florida). I’m enjoying a Tampa Lager Cigar City, close enough I can drive to, far enough I don’t go very often because my wife bitches about the cost of the Uber ride home.

    To the people who get shitty with us

    When NPR and Google do it, GMO is the future! I’d love for all the mosquitoes to go sterile and die.

    I feel like Tom Friedman when I cheered a little about this.

    You know who else didn’t want migrants to breed?

    Florida Man fails at his Thelma & Louise impression.

     

     

    Too subtle for some

    A little bit of cheesiness to get your Friday afternoon kicked off. Fun fact, if you play it at double speed it sounds like an actual thrash-metal band.

     

  • Wednesday Afternoon Links

    Hump Day! For those of you who have significant others or FWB or toys. I’m just othering the rest of you.

    Here is person who is crazier than a runover dog. I sincerely hope that no government agency or court decision ever forces this person to sell books they find morally objectionable. I also will continue to order books from giant capitalist machines like Amazon because I personally think this person is wrong to avoid selling books that they find morally objectionable. Information wants to be free. Rather than making it interesting, just tell people they are free to buy it, but put a card in there with a website that refutes the information.

    These shitbirds can do moral grandstanding all day, but can’t pass a budget to save their lives. This is why a guy who looks like well-fed bum is calling you limp dicks and getting traction with it.

    …And the same jerkoffs kill the AUMF Repeal as well.

    But this is great news. I love these medical miracles where we are able to reverse the negative effects of accidents on children.

    And its been sort of crappy at the L residence. I went with some weird 80s blahs.

  • Tuesday Afternoon Links

    Slacker!

    Its only Tuesday. I feel like I’ve lived a week since Monday.

    Here’s a great story about government arbitrariness. The FDA and “expired” medications. My favorite part is that the US military saves $2Bn/year by exempting itself. Also the idea that pharmaceutical grade baking soda is expensive or rare just took me aback.

    I guess I respect Chris Cillizza for engaging Reddit, but I’m glad his AMA going like a dumpster fire. Put this up as Exhibit A of why the government doesn’t need to police speech.

    Chipotle has brought back it Weight Loss Special in VA. Playa Manhattan hardest hit.

    The House of Representatives is thinking of taking the radical step of passing a budget. They also appear to be exploring new and radical ways of fucking it up.

    It’s kind of gray here today, so have a Monster Magnet deepcut.