



Author: Heroic Mulatto
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The Insidious Dr. Fu-Manchu and the Birth of Neoyokelservatism

This is the world globalists want! 
“Green Lives Matter” – Yes, our Border Patrol actually believes this shit. Earlier this week, President Trump delivered his second annual speech concerning his administration’s national security strategy. In it, Trump presented a Manichean world, in which America’s cultural, economic, and military hegemony must be maintained at all costs against an insidious Asiatic peril that consists of the combined forces of Cathay and the Volga Tartar. While it is encouraging to finally see recognition of the fact that “history” is far from over, with Trump specifically, and without obfuscation, declaring Russia and China as “rival” nations of which “protection” of a nebulously defined American economic interest is a prerequisite for “cooperation,” one is forced to inquire in what essential way does Trump’s national security policy deviate from the zero-sum Weltanschauung of the neoconservatives?
After all, it was Trump’s putative national security and foreign policies that were the banner Rockwellians held aloft, front and center, when declaring a ‘libertarian case for Trump’. Instead, the bill of goods sold to libertarians by Bannon, Gorka, Miller, et alia was merely the The Project for a New American Century covered with a lamina of mercantilistic trade protectionism. Thus, what we have now is a mandate to para-militarize our borders to serve the triple purposes of escalating the Wars on Drugs, Terrorism, and Illegal Immigration; increased federal spending to defense and infrastructure cronies; going all-in on the Israeli position in the Middle East, the provision of arms to Ukraine, and continued support for adventures abroad to “confront, discredit, and defeat radical Islamic terrorism and ideology.” As we have learned on Monday, there is no meaningful distinction between the Trump administration’s strategy and the six major articles of the Wolfowitz Doctrine.
Considering that this is the time of year when two and a half billion Christians gather in their homes and places of worship to herald the arrival of whom they believe to be the world’s savior, I suggest that we also take time to acknowledge the birth of a new “king” – Neoyokelservatism, and may wise men present it with three gifts: derision, opprobrium, and rebuke.

WOLVERINES!

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The Nick Gillespie of Posts
Nick Gillespie is a total loser. Here’s why:
1) Hangs out with teenagers.

2) Dead end Editor-in-Chief job in a gas station.
3) His office is in the bathroom at Al’s.
4) Lives in a shitty apartment above the Cunningham’s garage.
5) Dates bimbos like Pinky Tuscadero.
6) Thumbs up + “AAAAAAAAYYYYY” is totally lame. Who does that?
7) His middle name is John… only nerds are named John.
8) Ripped off Al’s by punching the jukebox to play music rather then paying. Dick move. -
#Mewtwo

First time I can remember being assaulted and forced into a Poké Ball I was only in my first evolutionary form. I told no one and lived with the shame and guilt, thinking all along that I, a Psychic-type, was somehow responsible for the actions of a 10-year old boy from Pallet Town. I had to see this “trainer” on a daily basis for years to come. He would shout my name and expel me from the pocket dimension I was trapped in, and I would be forced outside, my blood running cold, my guts carrying the burden of what only he and I knew — that he expected me to shut my mouth and fight other “monsters” in grudge matches until one of us was beaten into unconsciousness. When I was not fighting, I was forced to breed with the other “monsters” in his stable and our offspring would eventually be taken from us to be traded with other “trainers”.
#Mewtwo
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Thicc Thursday
Some people erronously believe the booty is the end all and be all of thicc. As leeloandstitch shows us, this is not true. Thicc is a complete female somatotype that involves a specific distribution of gynoid adipose tissue and muscle leading to a certain bust to waist to hip ratio that signals fecundity, leading to activation of the amygdala via the limbic system, which in turn triggers penile erection.
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Happy Thiccsgiving!
For this year’s Thiccsgiving meal, have the thicc PAWG drumsticks of Ms. Amy Jackson with all the fixings.
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Thicc Thursday
This week, I bring to you the Oxford English Dictonary’s entry for PAWG: Brazilian-German hybrid Cecibel Vogel Schön.
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