Author: Old Man With Candy

  • Don’t Look For The Union Label

    And perhaps a hint about why so much scorn is directed at the soi-disant “mainstream media.” In union elections yesterday, Boeing workers in South Carolina rejected union representation, and not by a small margin, either. Now, for me, I’d want to know what really happened, what were the actual issues and motivations. This apparently is not to be had. Reading the New York Times, there’s barely a clue. One might infer from hints buried deep in the article that there was some resentment that the union had opposed their plant in the first place for the benefit of workers in the high-wage (and this higher union dues rake-off) area of Seattle, but that’s hard to divine.

    Worse yet is the coverage at ABC, who attribute the loss to dumb hick Southerners.

    But this most recent test of Southern acceptance of collective bargaining movements was an uphill battle for the union and its backers… Southern states for decades have recruited manufacturers by promising freedom from the influences of labor unions, which except for some textile mills have been historically rejected by workers as collective action culturally foreign to a South built around family farms, said Jeffrey Hirsch, a law professor who specializes in labor relations at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.

    Translation: These rubes are just too dumb to know what’s best for them.

    So what was really the thing which caused the union to be soundly rejected, which is only possible when the State declines to interfere with free transactions of labor and management? Well, I guess we’ll never know.

  • Trump Derangement Of The Day

    As if there was some shortage of derangement and a refill was needed.

    Sally Kohn outdoes herself.

    H/T to Grand Moff Serious Man, who digs around in places I dare not go.

  • A Tribute On Valentine’s Day

    One of the privileges of having this site is my ability to pervert it for my own selfish ends. And I’m now taking that opportunity. This is a tribute to my Valentine, Mrs. OMWC aka SP, the person who has done all the heavy lifting to put this site together and keep our little group of friends from breaking it.

    This a perfect libertarian woman. She can cook like a pro, code like two pros, and can like a pioneer farmer. She can save a life and do professional art and photography (her work has been exhibited world-wide). She can play three different musical instruments and sing. She can read Feynman, Searle, and Dennett, and thereby falsifies CP Snow. She can run spreadsheets and organizations. She loves my friends, even the difficult and complicated ones we’ve met through my commenting on Reason, and the techno-nerds whom I’ve surrounded myself with throughout my life. She’s charmed world-famous musicians into playing in our living room, and kept others from strangling me. She is an amazingly accurate shooter, just in case. She has that knack of getting people to open up to her while always leaving them with the impression that she’s on their side.

    Awesome does not begin to describe her.

  • Tuesday Afternoon Links

    Sea monkeys or sushi? You decide.
    Every time I see the Links name, I think of this.

    General Flynn is finding out what fragging means.

    Don’t let your drones drown. Or something. Playa Manhattan hardest hit.

    One nice thing about Trump Derangement Syndrome- we now know how to outsource proofreading.

    And just in case you’re looking for grant fodder, here’s something new to shit your pants about.

    And not news, but I just love Chef John. So here’s a plug and it’s even apropos for today.

  • Attack of the Humor Police

    I will admit that, being an old fart, I have never heard of PewDiePie before. Apparently, he’s a YouTube phenom, and has triggered the screeching of the Humor Police.

    Maker Studios dropped Kjellberg on Monday after a Wall Street Journal investigation highlighted the anti-Semitic sign, as well as eight other videos that included anti-Jewish jokes or Nazi images.

    Now, one does not have to be a dreaded “alt-righter” (whatever the fuck that actually means) to see the humor in what he’s doing. I think it takes a special sort of stupid to conclude that because he used Nazis and Nazi symbology as a means of parody (“what people will do for five bucks!”) that this is somehow anti-Jewish or threatens people in any way. But the Humor Police are always on the job, stamping out anything that looks even the tiniest bit transgressive.

    So in that vein, I will confess that this video cracked me up. For a donation, this school will teach any English phrase you like. Since I found this funny, clearly I’m advocating that little kids use intoxicants. Right?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2JHEFsb-z0

  • Drug Testing and Math

    OK, quick quiz. You’re an employer who has either fallen prey to the stupid Nancy Reagan delusion or is required to profess fealty because of contracts or regulation. The emphasis is heroin, since that’s been grabbing the headlines. You have a drug test, done by one of the “certified” labs that has greased the correct palms; this test is 98% accurate for heroin detection. You randomly grab one of your workers, force her to piss in a cup, and you get a positive result. What is the probability she’s a heroin user?

  • Big Brother Knows Best

    Want to see yet another example of where libertarianism and conservatism strongly part ways? Here you go. Conservatives would impose the judgement of a “moral” government to deny people their most fundamental right: that of self-ownership. “No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?”

    Of course, liberals would demand that this all be paid for by tax money.

  • “Middle East” Kabuki

    And the dance continues. At what point will we finally decide that a petty border dispute in a tiny area affecting about 0.1% of the inhabitants of that region is not The Thing that drives all of the world’s troubles, that it isn’t our business to “solve” it, and “solving” it won’t actually change anything?

    Oh, I forgot. Politics and symbolism. Opportunities for ignorant moral preening by half-wits. Reality has nothing to do with it.

  • Trump Derangement Syndrome

    I’ll likely write more about this later, but for the moment, I wanted to share some of the more unhinged things showing up in my Facebook feed. Normally, I’d just laugh at this shit, but since there’s real stuff to be concerned about and protest, the stupid Prog sideshows are actually pushing things in the wrong direction. As an example: “Sessions is a Nazi racist!” gets people excited about bullshit and grabs all the media attention, “Sessions supports asset forfeiture and wants to continue the gutting of the 4th and 5th Amendments,” a REAL concern and something that would potentially speak to conservatives, gets lost.

    Anyway, these actually made me laugh.

     

  • The March for “Science”

    There’s an old joke amongst progressives (which is not entirely untrue!) about the right wingers demanding that the government keep its hands off their Medicare and Social Security. Folks as old as I am will remember the clever-ish Vietnam-era slogan “Fighting for peace is like fucking for chastity.” What is less amusing to me as a scientist is the other side of that coin, which has been beautifully reified by the nascent “March for Science.” Yes, hanging on to the recent Women’s March like an infected appendix dangling from a shit-filled intestine is the oh-so-earnest March for Science in which “scientists” will descend on DC en masse demanding that the government keep their hands off grant funding (i.e, “shut up and keep giving me the money”) and remove any work restrictions from scientists on the public payroll. Their website and twitter feed has been quite amusing, in a sick sort of way. “There are certain things that we accept as facts with no alternatives.” Yeah, that’s science all right. Ditto the demand for scientists to guide “public policy,” at which we are no more competent than actors, plumbers, or stevedores.

    The organizing committee seems to be dominated by students largely drawn from fringe areas, and all working on the taxpayer dime. The demands all have to do with keeping the taxpayer money pipeline flowing and job security for government-employed scientists. At the same time, their claim is that they want to prevent “the politicization of science.” Which didn’t seem to be an issue when Team Blue had their hands on the money-tap…

    Fun fact: currently, about 2/3 of all science research is privately funded. Perhaps if one sincerely wanted politics out of science, the march might be demanding the end of government grants, government-paid scientists, and the notion of a government “science policy.” If you’re a good scientist, there’s plenty of private sector opportunity and support. But that might be a scary thing, and there’s no outsize public sector benefits or tenure or public sector unions. Just meritocracy. Produce quality work or hit the road.

    In the words of the great Governor William J. LePetomane, “We’ve gotta protect our phony baloney jobs!”