Author: Old Man With Candy

Today’s featured image is the spot where I would most like to take a piss. Or even drop a dook if there’s time before the cops show up.

These are the chains I forged in life.

Sloopy had an emergency and asked me to fill in. So this is the best I can do in six minutes. Hey, at least give me a Participation Trophy.

Specifically targeted at the wake-and-bake crowd, because who else gets up early on Sunday?

Sometimes I think we could leave this blank and no-one would notice. But I have better morals than that. OK, maybe I don’t, but still. Here’s today’s news, with a side of guinea pig.

Can you imagine OMWC in his underwear, sucking down coffee, and scratching his ample belly through a stained wife-beater? Then you haven’t been one of his “guests.”

You know it was a good party when the first thing you remember afterward is someone leaning over you shouting, “CLEAR!”

This is OMWC and SP. They are wasting Sunday watching football. They will scream at the announcers and feel bad. Don’t be like OMWC and SP.

OMWC brings highlights, lowlights, and… well, you know.