Author: Old Man With Candy

  • Sunday Morning Pregame Links

    After hiking through the Bong Recreational Area yesterday, for some reason I became rather peckish. Pity that because I ended up eating all the Halloween candy we had put aside for the neighborhood kids. I’m paying this morning for that indulgence, and now I’m not sure what I’m going to do to bribe the comelier children to venture into the house with the hopes of extra goodies. And for a chance to play with my special dollie, though generally this is not offered until they’re inside.

    Well, no matter, here’s some links to keep everyone entertained and discussing the important issues of the day.

    Back and to the left!  I wonder if Keith Hernandez is somehow involved…?

    Candidate for Worst President Ever volunteers to go to North Korea. I’m in favor of this, especially with the possibility that he could find out what it’s like to be held hostage.

    “For $32 million, you can come in my face.”

    SP and I love Amazon Prime, and given our book-purchasing habits, have about a one month ROI for the yearly fee. Now Amazon tries a new service, Amazon Primo, proving once again that it knows what consumers want and is always ready to provide it.

    And today’s Old Folks Music is something actually made after most of you were born.

  • Saturday Morning Pre-Hike Links

    Astonished to find that my millennial daughter had never seen Dr. Strangelove, I queued it up last night over dinner. The generational difference was never so stark- she found most of it incomprehensible. “Why is this in black and white? Was that to save money? They had invented color by then, right?” When Strangelove pulled a circular sliderule out of his pocket to calculate how long the survivors would have to stay in the mineshaft, she asked, “What’s that?” In the airplane scenes involving rotary switches, toggles, and code-setting, she asked, “Is all that all supposed to be a technology?” During the credits, she observed, “I’ve heard of James Earl Jones, I don’t know any of these other people.” “This was just… weird.”

    Sic transit gloria Sellers.

    OK, before I haul my ancient ass all around the hiking trails at the Bong Recreation Area (not making that up), I will toss out links, scientifically designed to be noticed but not actually read.

    An editorial writer does not seem to notice that states that don’t shit on the Second Amendment likewise seem to be states which are business friendly. And would like to stop that.

    Canadians also don’t understand basic economics and after showing proper horror at how markets work when their government decides to meddle, figure to use their ignorance to keep poor people poor.

    Speaking of Wisconsin (that’s where the Bong is), the latest on how racism was used to suppress minority voting and hand the election to Trump. Because black pipo can’t get ID cards and that’s why they didn’t turn out for Herself in the numbers they turned out for the Lightbringer. That must be the answer. Or maybe not.

    We libertarians have McAfee. The liberals have… someone else.

    In the same vein, is there nothing that Trump can’t do?

    Zardoz would seem to have great influence in Africa.

    And finally, obligatory Old People Music.

  • Thursday Morning Emergency Links

    Sorry, these will be rudimentary, but at least I filled in the blanks, unlike certain other Glibs whose names I will not mention but are spelled B-r-e-t-t-L.

    The world we live in is one in while the biggest news item is the pissing contest between a congresschimp in a cowboy hat and a baboon.   And the chimp wears cowboy hats of many colors.

    This latest bit of Panic Science is certainly not borne out by our experience with mosquitos making our back yard unusable in the summer.

    Europe is so much more racially progressive than the US, amirite?

    Fucking Yankees. Maybe there will be a plane crash.

     

    OK, not great, but something, anyway.

  • Jewsday Tuesday: True Blue Jews

    A few quotes and news items:

    “Them Jews ain’t going to let (Obama) talk to me.” -Jeremiah Wright

    ““If Jews want to get it on, tell them to pin on their yarmulkes and come over to my house.” – Al Sharpton

    “Zionists were successful in kicking me out of Congress two times.” – Rep. Cynthia McKinney (D)

    “Jews have bought everybody. Jews. Jay, Eee, Double-U, Esssss.” – Rep Billy McKinney (D)

    “I definitely have some feelings about any outside group exerting this kind of influence in a race, and I’ve been receiving angry calls from black voters all day, saying they should rally against Jewish candidates. To have non-African-Americans from around the country putting millions into a race to unseat one of our leaders for expressing her right of free speech is definitely a problem.” – Rep. Eddie Bernice Johnson (D), Chair of Democratic Black Caucus

    “That’s all Hymie wants to talk about is (sic) Israel. Every time you go to Hymietown, that’s all they want to talk about.” – Jessie Jackson (D)

    “I’m sick and tired of hearing about the Holocaust.” – Jesse Jackson (D)

    “Mark Levine is controlled by Jewish landlords. Jewish landlords own more than 80% of the real estate in upper Manhattan, and they are at the forefront of pushing black and Latino people out of upper Manhattan. Together, if we organize, we can defeat Mark Levine, we can defeat Donald Trump, and we can defeat the Jewish landlords that are pushing black and Latino people out of Washington Heights and the Upper West Side.” – Thomas Lopez-Pierre (D)

    “There has been a steady [stream], almost like termites can get into a residence and eat before you know that you’ve been eaten up and you fall in on yourself, there has been settlement activity that has marched forward with impunity and at an ever increasing rate to the point where it has become alarming… You see one home after another being appropriated by Jewish people who come in to claim that land just because somebody did not spend the night there. The fact is the Israeli government, which is the most right-wing government ever to exist in the state of Israel in its history, the most right wing government, you got a guy like Trump who is now the minister of defense in Israel calling the shots on defense.” – Rep. Hank Johnson (D)

    Note the common thread: the “D.” So clearly, Jews wouldn’t vote D, would they? Only at percentages similar to blacks, Puerto Ricans, San Franciscans, and residents of Washington, DC. Even a vicious antisemite and complete incompetent like Carter got 10% more of the Jewish vote than his Team Red opponent. And despite his immersions in a racist and Jew-hating church, and spending taxpayer money meddling in the Israeli election, Obama collected 80% and 70% of the Jewish vote in his two presidential runs. Here’s the party registration breakdown:

    Why this totally counter-intuitive electoral tendency? There are several explanations, all of which are part of the truth. But to me, the interesting part is the inevitable conclusion.

    1. History: The majority of American Jews are descendants of  immigrants in the late 19th and early 20th century, mostly originating from Eastern Europe and Russia. They learned quickly that their succor and support came from the big city political machines like Tammany Hall, which were all Democrat.

    2. Sociology: At the time of large Jewish immigration, the Republicans indeed were the party of business and country clubs. The democrats were the party of unions, and Jews were extremely active in unions. Our backgrounds were also mercantile, so things like hunting were not ingrained into us. As a consequence, there’s not many Jews in the NRA, and I’ve never actually met another one at a range. So the regard for Second Amendment rights, which doesn’t impact us (so we think!), tends to be low. We fear crime and want the police to protect us. Self-sufficient weapons handlers abound in Israel, so it’s really more a feature of Eastern European and (later) American Jewish culture than Jewish culture in general.

    3. Politics: There’s long been a streak of socialism among secular and Reform Jews, who comprise a majority of American Jews (about 65%). At one time, this was also true of (religious) Conservative and Orthodox Jews, but the latter increasingly have moved toward a (political) conservatism, with nearly 60% of Orthodox Jews identifying as Republican and 70% of Reform and secular Jews identifying as Democrat. My own family was heavily involved in the unionist movements of the 1920s and 1930s, and when I was a kid, the beach we went to in the summer was owned by the Arbeiter Ring (and was one of the very few beaches that would allow Jews in). Many of my family were avowed communists, and an examination of the McCarthy-era blacklists shows a disproportionate Jewish presence. And there’s FDR, who did for the Jews what LBJ did for the blacks- put us in fealty for at least a century.

    4. Religion: There’s no question that there is far more philosemitism and support of Zionism among white Evangelicals than just about any other ethno-religious bloc. But the sad reality is, they make us uncomfortable. Evangelism is foreign to us (we do not attempt to convert anyone and pretty much actively discourage it), intermarriage is essentially blotting out American Jewry (more of us marry goyim than other Jews, me being no exception), and Evangelicals generally don’t really understand us and in social situations tend to overcompensate (“We used to have a Jew in our town, a Dr. Goldstein, nice fellow. Do you know him?”). Frankly, they make us nervous. That may be unfair, but it’s reality. So as white Evangelicals moved into the Republican coalition, this put Jews off even further. Statements like, “America is a Christian nation,” and support of school prayer (not ours, of course) further alienate Jews.

    5. Tikkun Olam: That’s a Jew phrase meaning “Healing the World,” and it’s central to our culture, especially the Ashkenazi culture which overwhelmingly dominates American Judaism. As with many other people, Jews tend to conflate “helping other people” with “having the government help other people.” Part of that harks back to our experiences with Tammany that I previously mentioned. I gave some egregious examples a few weeks ago in my High Holidays post, and these are not atypical- activism means government activism and that means leftist politics.

    6. Assimilation: I talk about this a lot as a peculiarly American phenomenon, and Jews have certainly been no exception. I mentioned intermarriage above and put up a chart below to show how incredibly pervasive this is. And the movement to reform and secular Judaism, which are indistinguishable from Progressive Protestantism is also key to understanding (((our))) voting patterns. The destruction of American Jews as a distinct ethnic group will not come about by extermination; on the contrary, we’re being loved into extinction. And since we are overwhelmingly over-represented in the professional classes and entertainment industry, which skew left, naturally, we’ve accepted that milieu as what’s right and natural.

    And now for the dog that didn’t bark: Israel.

    One thing that unites Right and Left in this country is a suspicion that Jews have a dual loyalty and that those perfidious Hebes often put Israel’s needs ahead of the US’s. One the one hand, it’s nice that Keith Ellison and Pat Buchanan can find common ground. On the other, it’s a dangerous canard and makes us painfully aware that we’re often under suspicion. But here’s the reality: most American Jews who actually feel loyalty to Israel move there. On the list of issues that motivate American Jews, Israel is far, far down. According to the Pew Research Center, only 30% of American Jews feel emotionally attached to Israel, a much lower number than that for white Evangelicals. American Jews tend to feel that things like “social justice” are far more important than Israel, and in fact feel somewhat uncomfortable that, despite being the one place in the Middle East that doesn’t execute gays, heretics, and dissidents, Israel identifies explicitly as a Jewish state. American Jews did not by and large support the US involvement in Iraq and very much do not want the US to fight wars on behalf of Israel (to be fair, Israelis also don’t want the US to fight wars on their behalf).

    So contrary to popular opinion, when it comes to Israel, we just don’t care. And that’s why disguising antisemitism as anti-Zionism has been an effective tactic for Team Blue to keep us from escaping their labor camps; we’re willing to pretend that this isn’t a problem for the Left in exchange for their political involvement in welfare, anti-discrimination, and charity.

     

     

     

  • Sunday Morning Pre-Game Links

    I’m busy pre-gaming, hope you’re the same. The rains are tailing off, Da Bears are enjoying the welcoming atmosphere of a city that’s even more fucked up than Chicago, and I have multiple beers lined up, with rum as a standby in case the Ravens decide to be the team they were against Jacksonville.

    In the infamous Libertarian Paradise, someone named Mohammed demonstrated that there’s ways of killing lots of people without having a bump stock.

    Maybe Tesla can’t make a profit and relies on taxpayer props, but they can jettison workers with the best of them. At least they had Bob and Bob interview all the workers first.

    Well, that’s a relief.

    “Telegram! Candygram!”

    OK, he’s not Earl Weaver, but Joe Madden is still lots of fun. And he dropped a few lines hinting of a libertarian streak.

    What amazes me is that anyone is still interested in what this senile has-been has to say. But that’s nothing compared to this bit of amazing irony. Team Blue is apparently determined to see that our current buffoon remains in place for eight years.

    Damn, this is all depressing. Let’s have some music. Old people’s music, the kind we used to listen to when we were shooting up marijuana. My band used to cover this and my fingers itched while I was listening.

     

  • Saturday Morning Links With No Clever Title

    Good morning, all you happy people! I’ve been sparse of late, having spent a week with a houseful of guests, then another week catching up with work, where all is chaos. But sad to say, I’m back, so are weekend links, and there will even be a Return To Jewsday. Let’s see how fucking crazy everything is:

    Here’s a story that gets weirder and weirder. Or perhaps not- maybe it’s heading where we all knew it would. Whatever, everyone involved is worthy of hate. It’s too bad that these people have spawned and added their contribution to the human gene pool.

    The steepness of the pyramid increases, as inevitably does the onset of the day of reckoning. I have my own idea of the solution, but it’s ideas like that which keep me from ever having politics as a career.

    Stories like this make me unaccountably happy. This confirms the suspicion that I am fundamentally not a nice person.

    Here’s some superb viewing if you enjoy watching insufferable academics get their asses handed to them. Charles Cooke is the best argument I have about the value of immigration to our country.

    As bad as Chicago is, we really don’t have many incidents like this happening at our sports events. I can wear an Orioles hat to a Cubs game or a Ravens cap to a Bears game, and the worst that will happen is some good-natured ribbing. We’ll see what happens when I wear my Ravens gear at Lambeau, but I suspect it will be much the same- people here are fanatic about their sports, but totally cool about “outsiders.” Unless you wear a Packers shirt, in which case, expect to be shot. But that’s only reasonable.

    When I put my Giant Meteor 2016 bumper sticker on during the last election, I got a lot of honking and thumbs-ups from other drivers. They’ll be delighted to know that, despite not winning, he’s not done yet.

    Oh, and delightfully, the Steinbrenners lost last night, with my personal highlight being a demonstration of Gonzalez’s future as a pitcher- that throw to the plate from left field was not only dead accurate, but clocked in at 94 mph. The only thing better would have been something like the two run strikeout play that the Cubs pulled on Thursday.

    And for this week’s Music That Y’all Ignore, one of my favorite songs from one of my favorite bands from my youth. I saw these guys live twice and have to admit that I only retain bits of memory from the occasions. I attribute that to the methaqualone and THC that of course I would never ever have ingested as a teenager. Nossiree, I was a clean kid who said Nope To Dope and Ugh To Drugs.

  • Sunday Morning Go To Meeting Links

    Well, we almost have the house back in order after the Friday Night chaos. The dog has settled down now that she doesn’t have bacon-magic to bark at (BTW, he gave me a piece of silver as a souvenir, he now owes me 29 more). We’re down to only three house guests. I can actually read the news. And it ain’t pretty, much like me in my tighty-whities.

    A couple dozen marginal guys attract hundreds of the press and counter-protesters. Mayor wets pants and tries to find loopholes in the First Amendment. This is getting all too predictable. I guess people really, really need bogeymen to give meaning to their dull and pitiful lives.

    This sort of thing is becoming a daily event in England. My theory: they’re all driving on the wrong goddamn side of the street.

    Mystery cleared up: drunk chick locked herself into a freezer. People still blame racism.

    Speaking of Chicago news, this is the sort of thing that makes us the great city that we are. I’m sure that this was racism as well.

    Is this going to be the next panic for the US? I hope nobody don die.

    Some things are just too weird for description. Talk about schizophrenia!

    And because I love all of you, I leave you with this musical selection:

  • Saturday Morning Cursory Links

    SP and I are a bit damaged from the party we had here last night. And one of the highlights was a buddy of mine grabbing a saw and a violin bow, then playing “Over The Rainbow” to the crowd. Swiss Servator discovered alcoholic beverages labeled Southern Tier, bacon magic got fried, webdominatrix was a bit tied up, SP showed everyone her Ninja Go vibrator, and magically, I was able to find my pants this morning despite the kids trying to hide them and make an escape. It is the sheer triumph of will that allows me to do these links, because my head hurts and won’t someone answer the goddam phone?

    On to the news.

    There is of course the fabricated outrage over an announcement that a purely symbolic change in the Obamacare mandates might result in Sandra Fluke having to buy her own condoms. Which is silly on two levels, the first being that the change affects almost no-one, the second being that her personality should be sufficient. And in related news, this kind of thing is why I tore up my ACLU card some years ago.

    Admit it, who among us hasn’t had this happen?

    There but for the grace of Yahweh goes me.

    Fabulously stupid idea, which was a transparent money grab couched in insufferable moral excuses, will be ended.

    While Preckwinkle (the tax’s creator and paid off goon advocate) did not have a comment Friday, in her budget address she warned commissioners of 11 percent across-the-board cuts if they chose to repeal the tax.

    “Those sort of reductions could substantially impact the services provided by the public defender’s office and the state’s attorney,” Preckwinkle said Thursday.

    “That is bologna, quite frankly. There are a lot of ways we could cut,” Cook County Commissioner Sean Morrison countered.

    Dork vs. Dweeb Wars continue. Money quote:

    The statement claims free speech has been “used as a dog whistle for the protection of white supremacist violence in the University of California system and elsewhere.”

    You don’t think this could be a publicity stunt? Nah, that would be cynical.

    I may have to reconsider my general dislike for fast food.

    And in case you think I was joking about the saw, this is actual footage from the party last night:

  • Sunday Morning I Have An Excuse Links

    Apologies for the tardiness- I have now had two computers in the past three days ascend to join Jesus in Heaven. So my planned football-themed links may be a bit abbreviated.

    The top news is, of course, The Juice Is Loose. Now more than ever, we need common-sense knife control laws.

    Trump tweets. Everyone goes nuts. Rinse. Repeat.

    I used to think that Chinese drivers were the worst. I’m starting to revisit that prejudice.

    As a former semi-pro flautist and current child molester, I wonder if they’re going to try to pin this one on me.

    Here’s hoping that Joe Flacco manages to exceed his passer rating from last week (an impressive 12- I didn’t know the numbers went that low).

     

  • Saturday Morning Coffee Does Its Thing Links

    It’s Saturday morning, I’m coffeed up, and I’m thanking Amazon for their delivery of high quality toilet paper, of the sort that Venezualans can only dream of. But enough of that, there’s Links afoot!

    Never let a likely-contrived “incident” go to waste. If you’re a showboater, this sort of thing is GOLD. The good general is assured of a steady supply of cocktail parties, and that when inevitably this turns out to be fake, he will be spared embarrassment by WaPo burying that little detail.

     

    If this is true, I can forgive Trump for all the other really terrible stuff he’s done and his remarkably awful appointments (I’m looking at YOU, Jeff Sessions). TW: Salon, but the moaning and gnashing of teeth is worth it.

    This conservative push hasn’t just been in accordance with economic orthodoxy, it’s a political power move. As Newt Gingrich once put it, if you dismantle unions, you destroy the Democratic Party’s “army on the ground.”

    I call “feature,” not “bug.” And the writer inadvertently makes the case against compelling union dues by acknowledging that these are actually political contributions.

     

    The dog’s breakfast is being prepared, and there will be extra Milk Bones. I’ll lay odds that there’s never, ever going to be actual reform of the horrifically awful tax system so beloved of rent-seekers, regulatory captors, and redistributionists. Nor will the ratchet ever work in the other direction.

     

    This is actually good. Of course the best thing would be to eliminate that department entirely. Not that this will ever happen- we still have the Department of Education, HUD, DHS…

     

    Why did Mogadishu get the works? It nobody business but de Turks.

     

    Finally, Old Man music, a delightful song played by the guy who may be the best guitarist currently walking the planet.