STEVE SMITH HAPPY TO SEE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE, AND HAS RACCOON IN POCKET!
STEVE SMITH HAPPY TO SEE YOU!
STEVE SMITH SO HAPPY, HE GIVE YOU LINKS TO MAKE FUNNY REMARKS ABOUT. THAT MAKE STEVE SMITH HAPPY. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE MAKE STEVE SMITH HAPPY? RAPE. SO NOW STEVE SMITH LEAVE YOU FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE WHILE HE GO FIND HIKERS, CAMPERS, OR A FOREST RANGER OR TWO. AND BY FIND, MEAN RAPE.
“I swear, his dick was like this long! It was horrible! I was farting silently for a month after that rape!”
STEVE SMITH HAVE GOOD WEEK. GROUP OF HIKERS GET LOST AND FIND CAVE TO “SHELTER” IN. MAKE PURSUIT EASY! AND BY PURSUIT, MEAN RAPE. SO STEVE SMITH IN GOOD MOOD NOW. HE GIVE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE SOME LINKS, SO THEY CAN FEEL GOOD TOO.
STEVE SMITH THANK COUSIN SEA SMITH FOR TAKING LINKS YESTERDAY. STEVE SMITH ALL CAUGHT UP ON CAMPER RAPE…HAD BEEN FALLING BEHIND ON THAT CATEGORY, PUTTING PERFORMANCE MANAGEMENT PLAN IN PERIL. NOW LOOK LIKE GOING TO MAKE YEAR END GOALS! SO STEVE SMITH HAVE TIME TO GIVE LINKS TO FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE, TOO!
STEVE SMITH WONDER IF E.COLI CAN BE CAUGHT FROM AN APP?
STEVE SMITH LET COUSIN SEA SMITH HAVE ANOTHER GUEST LINK NIGHT. SEA SMITH CLOSEST THING TO VETERAN THAT SMITH FAMILY HAVE. HE ONCE TRY AND RAPE USSR SUBMARINE DURING COLD WAR. LET HIM TELL ABOUT IT.
SEA SMITH VS SUBMARINE?
SEA SMITH ONCE RAPE KILO CLASS SOVIET SUBMARINE. SEXY TORPEDO TUBES JUST ASKING FOR IT! SEA SMITH HEAR SUBMARINE MANAGE MAKE IT BACK TO PETROPAVLOVSK, WHERE TAKEN OUT OF SERVICE…FOR GOOD. ONCE YOU GO SEA, YOU NEVER BE FREE! SEA SMITH EVEN HEAR SHARKS TRY FUNNY STUFF. SEA SMITH RAPE SHARKS WHEN NOTHING ELSE AROUND.
BUT YOU NO WANT TO HEAR SEA SMITH TALES OF OCEAN RAPE…YOU WANT LINKS! COUSIN STEVE SMITH TELL HOW SILLY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE LIKE LINKS. LIKE MAKING FUNNY REMARKS AND OWN LINKS MORE, BUT THAT UP TO THEM. SO SEA SMITH GIVE YOU LINKS, AND YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT FROM THERE.
SEA SMITH CANNOT WEAR POPPIES, SO HE PUT THIS LINK UP INSTEAD.
SEA SMITH MIGHT HAVE TO CALL UNCLE MAPINGUARI TO HELP OUT.
SEA SMITH SHOCKED GOVERNMENT SCREWING UP – SPECIAL VETERANS DAY SCREW UP!
STEVE SMITH OFTEN GET ASKED ABOUT FAMILY. FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE ASK IF YETI OR BIGFOOT IS RELATIVE. YETIS MIGHT BE DISTANT COUSINS, BUT FAMILY NO TALK ABOUT THEM….OLD ARGUMENT THAT STEVE SMITH NOT KNOW WHEN STARTED. BIGFOOT…HE NOT REAL, SILLY PEOPLE! STEVE SMITH REAL! AND DON’T GET STEVE SMITH STARTED ON “SASQUATCH”…STEVE SMITH DID LOOK UP FAMILY TREE AND SEE ONE BRANCH OF FAMILY IN SOUTH AMERICA:
UNCLE MAPINGUARI
BUT STEVE SMITH DO HAVE ONE RELATIVE WHO LIVE NEARBY:
COUSIN SEA SMITH
STEVE SMITH LET COUSIN SEA SMITH DO LINKS FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE:
SEA SMITH GLAD TO SEE YOU. HOW YOU TELL? HE RAPE ALL OF YOU! HA HA. BUT SERIOUSLY, SEA SMITH USUALLY RAPE FISHING BOAT CREWS – DEADLIEST CATCH…MORE LIKE RAPIEST CATCH! OR SEA SMITH MAKE DO WITH RAPING SEALS, SEA LIONS OR STRAY CRUISE SHIP PASSENGERS (COME TO LOOK AT THE GLACIERS, STAY FOR THE SEA RAPE!). SO, THAT A BIT ABOUT SEA SMITH.
AND NOW SEA SMITH GLAD TO HELP COUSIN STEVE SMITH OUT. HE SAY YOU LIKE LINKS, SO SEA SMITH GIVE YOU LINKS AND SAY COME ON IN, WATER IS FINE! FINE FOR RAPE.
WHAT KIND OF PIRATES NO RAPE CAPTIVES?! BAD PIRATES, THAT WHO.
THERE NO DENYING THAT STEVE SMITH UNDISPUTED CHAMPION. OF RAPE.
BOW TO YOUR RAPESEI!
HARVEY WEINSTEIN TRY TO TAKE CROWN, BUT FAIL… STEVE SMITH STILL SEE MANY WHO ASPIRE TO TITLE. STEVE SMITH SHAKE HEAD SADLY AT THEM. PERHAPS STEVE SMITH SHOULD GIVE THEM PERSONAL DEMONSTRATION OF SKILLS. SEE WHAT STEVE SMITH MEANS:
AFTER BREAKFAST AND FIRST RAPE OF DAY, STEVE SMITH PONDERING OVER SITUATION HE READ HERE.
PONDERING
AT FIRST, STEVE SMITH LAUGH AT SILLY AMATEURS…THAT NO REAL RAPE!…STEVE SMITH SHOW YOU SEXUAL ASSAULT!… BUT THEN GET TO WONDERING. OF COURSE RAPESQUATCH HAS TO BE TRUE TO SELF AND CONTINUE HIKER, CAMPER, FOREST RANGER, ANYTHING ELSE RAPE… BUT FOR SILLY PEOPLE (OR AS STEVE SMITH THINK OF THEM – “PREY”) STEVE SMITH WONDER HOW LONG THIS FALLOUT GO ON? WHO NOT GET NAMED? STEVE SMITH ONLY WANT REAL COMPETITORS NAMED! IF NOT GUILTY, THEN IT NO HELP STEVE SMITH KEEP IT REAL.
STEVE SMITH ASK FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE TO LOOK IN FUTURE AND TELL…WHEN STOP? WHAT LONG LASTING EFFECTS? DOES STEVE SMITH NEED TO MOVE FROM WOODS TO NEW YORK OR LA?
STEVE SMITH PUT IN SOME HARD WORK THIS WEEKEND. BY HARD WORK, MEAN RAPE. HAD TO CATCH UP ON QUOTA AFTER HANGING OUT IN HOLLYWOOD WITH PREVIOUSLY RAPED PEOPLE. STEVE SMITH GOT BACK TO BASICS. BY BACK TO BASICS, MEAN GOOD, HONEST HIKER AND CAMPER RAPE. SO NOW STEVE SMITH CAN RELAX AND GIVE FUNNY PEOPLE LINKS TO READ:
WASN’T THIS ALREADY BOOK AND MOVIE? WAIT…THAT SUBMARINE, THIS NOT.
STEVE SMITH LAUGH AT HEADLINE, BUT STORY NOT FUNNY!
STEVE SMITH THINK HE MAYBE STAND FOR PARLIAMENT. SOUND LIKE HE WOULD FIT IN.
THIS STUPID GAME, FOR STUPID PEOPLE. STEVE SMITH PREFER “RAPEOUT” GAME.
STEVE SMITH GO NOW, HEAR TOUR BUS STOPPING TO LET PEOPLE TAKE PICTURES. STEVE SMITH GIVE THEM VACATION MEMORIES TO CHERISH. BY VACATION MEMORIES TO CHERISH, MEAN RAPE.
STEVE SMITH DISAPPOINTED BY EFFORTS AS STEPHEN SMYTHE. PLENTY OF RAPE, BUT NO FUN. NO STRUGGLE, NO FIGHT. AT LEAST HIKERS RUN AND CAMPERS RESIST. STEVE SMITH THINK MAYBE HE SHOULD HAVE STAYED AWAY FROM HOLLYWOOD. THINK HARVEY WEINSTEIN GOT THERE FIRST.
SO STEVE SMITH FIND NICE STATE PARK AND GET GOOD, WHOLESOME MIDDLE CLASS RAPE. IF STEVE SMITH FEEL LIKE SLUMMING IT SOME, GO FIND KOA OR JELLYSTONE PARK.
SO STEVE SMITH GIVE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE SOME LINKS, AND HE GET TO BUSINESS. AND BY BUSINESS, MEAN RAPE.
STEVE SMITH SHAKE HEAD SADLY. HANDCUFFS, GUNS, BADGES ARE FOR AMATEURS.
STEVE SMITH NO UNDERSTAND. THOUGHT ROYAL NAVY TRADITION WAS RUM, SODOMY AND LASH? WHY THIS CAUSE TROUBLE?
STEVE SMITH THINK HE KNOW WHY CHICAGO HAVE TO KEEP RAISING TAXES.
STEVE SMITH APPRECIATE HIKER AND CAMPER RAPE. BUT STEVE SMITH WONDER IF RAPE OF THE UPPER CRUST MORE SATISFYING? SO STEVE SMITH HAVE IDEA…HE BECOME STEPHEN SMYTHE, SOPHISTICATED RAPESQUATCH, AND SEE IF CAVIAR AND JET SET MORE FUN TO RAPE.
STEPHEN SMYTHE WILL BE …WINE SNOB!
STEPHEN SMYTHE THINK THIS VINTAGE GOOD. COME CLOSER AND TRY SOME!
STEPHEN SMYTHE MAKE SURE HE HAVE BOTTLE OF SIGNATURE WINE HANDY!
IT A BIT ON THE NOSE!
STEPHEN SMYTHE TRY OPENING LINE…”I GET BLACKBERRY, VANILLA… NOTES OF AUTUMN.” AND POSE BY FANCY ARTWORK FROM OLDEN TIMES. MAYBE THROW IN LINE “I ATTENDED A DIGUSTATION ON THE NAPA WINE TRAIN….A SHAME ABOUT THE FIRES”
THE RAPEAUX TAPESTRY
STEVE SMITH…ER, STEPHEN SMYTHE WILL LET FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE KNOW HOW IT WORK. IN MEANTIME, HERE ARE LINKS:
