Author: STEVE SMITH

STEVE SMITH DO LINKS FOR BIG FUNNY HEAD TONIGHT – HE SAY HE HAVE TO GET READY TO SEE RECRUITER TOMORROW. STEVE SMITH THINK JOINING UP, SO HE COULD BE PART OF UN PEACEKEEPERS MIGHT ALLOW FOR MORE RAPE, BUT NOT LIKE TAKING ORDERS AND UNIFORMS. STEVE SMITH DOES LIKE GIVING LINKS. AND RAPING HIKERS. FIRST, LINKS FOR CHOSEN PEOPLES OF BIG FUNNY HEAD:

STEVE SMITH IS CLEAN. STEVE SMITH HAS ALIBI.

TRUMP IS TOOL OF BILLIONAIRES. THIS IS KNOWN, EVEN TO STEVE SMITH. OH WAIT.

STEVE SMITH ARRIVE ONE MINUTE TOO LATE FOR PERFECT AFTERNOON.

STEVE SMITH HAS COMPROMISE FOR THESE PEOPLE. INVOLVE PRODUCTION OF SASQUATCH RAPE VIDEOS.

THERE ARE THINGS EVEN STEVE SMITH WON’T RAPE.

STEVE SMITH DO LINKS TONIGHT – BIG FUNNY HEAD IS RACING NOW. STEVE SMITH NOT LIKE CAR RACING – PREFER FOOT CHASE. EASIER TO CATCH HIKER THAT WAY. AND BY “CATCH”, MEAN “RAPE”. OK, NOW LINKS.

1. STEVE SMITH SURE THIS WILL WORK! HOW COULD NOT?
2. STEVE SMITH ALSO SURE THIS WILL WORK. WHO ELSE BETTER?
3. THIS NOT STEVE SMITH’S FAULT. NO STD CAN LAND ON STEVE SMITH AND LIVE!
4. THESE ONLY WORDS NEED TO KNOW BEFORE LAUGHING AT FUNNY NEWSPAPER; “We don’t know where the money will come from, or even how much it would cost overall.” REMIND STEVE SMITH OF JOEFROMLOWELL.

IF STEVE SMITH HEAR HOW BIG FUNNY HEAD DO IN RACE, HE TELL YOU…HIS WHAT HE CALL YOU? BRUTALS? CHOSEN ONES?  STEVE SMITH CHOSE MANY ONES… FOR BRUTAL RAPE!

STEVE SMITH FILLING IN FOR FUNNY STONE HEAD. HE TOO BUSY FLYING AROUND IN CIRCLES… FIGURE 8S? IT ALL SAME TO STEVE SMITH. STEVE SMITH PREFER MORE LINEAR OR SERPENTINE ROUTES, WHEN CHASING DOWN HIKERS TO LOVE. AND BY “LOVE”, MEAN “RAPE”.

SINCE STEVE SMITH CAN’T REACH YOU (YET) HE GIVE YOU SOME LINKS INSTEAD.

• STEVE SMITH LONG FOR OWN COUNTRY. STEVE SMITH COULD BE NATIONAL RAPESQUATCH!
• STEVE SMITH SUGGEST NEW YORK PEOPLE COME TO NORTHWEST WOODS – THEN THEY CAN HAVE REAL “SUMMER OF HELL”. AND BY “HELL” MEAN “RAPE”.
• MAN WITH MOOBS NOT LIKE ANYONE TO DO THINGS WITHOUT RULES.
• STEVE SMITH NEED TO GO TO ENGLAND AND RAPE VARIOUS NHS PEOPLE, AND JUDGES.

STEVE SMITH GO NOW – MIGHT HEAR LUCKY HIKER COMING UP TRAIL. AND BY “LUCKY”, MEAN “SOON RAPED”.

STEVE SMITH ONCE AGAIN SUBSTITUTE FOR LINKS. THIS TIME SUBSTITUTE FOR REGULAR STAFF. THEY HAVE GET TOGETHER OF MANY, AND HAVE WAY WITH WINE AND SPIRITS AND FOOD LIKE  STEVE SMITH DO WITH HIKERS.

HERE ARE LINKS FOR PEOPLE STEVE SMITH FIND FUNNY, AND WILL RAPE LAST.

• WHAT THIS GET CALLED… TRUMPUKU?
• STEVE SMITH KNOW WHY GERMANS LOST WAR – THEY DROP BOMBS IN WRONG PLACES.
• STEVE SMITH MIGHT CROSS VENEZUELA OFF TRAVEL LIST.
• STEVE SMITH THOUGHT SLOOPY LIVE IN US, NOT LONDON?

STEVE SMITH GO FIND EARLY RISING HIKERS – CAMPFIRE, COFFEE AND RAPE!

STEVE SMITH HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT ZARDOZ READY TO COME BACK FOR “LIGHT DUTY”. STEVE SMITH LET ZARDOZ DO LINKS, AND GET BACK TO WORK. AND BY “WORK”, MEAN “RAPE”.

FIRST, STEVE SMITH GIVE SHOUT OUT TO DAD – THANKS FOR EVERYTHING POPS!

NOW OVER TO BIG STONE HEAD!

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. A BIG THANK YOU TO STEVE SMITH FOR LETTING ZARDOZ CRASH OUT IN HIS WOODS. ZARDOZ DOES HAVE ODD TASTE IN MOUTH, BUT IS NOT SURE IF THAT FROM DRYING OUT OR…WHAT. REGARDLESS, HERE ARE SOME LINKS FOR MY CHOSEN ONES:

1. NEEDZ ANOTHER 32 YEARS OF SINGLE PARTY IRONFISTED CONTROL OF IL HOUSE BY ONE MAN! OH, AND HIS DAUGHTER IS THE STATE AG…
2. MUST. MAKE . FLIGHT.
3. AS STEVE SMITH COULD ADVISE…DON’T GO IN THE WOODS!
4. BECAUSE LA HAS NO AUTO TRAFFIC, IT CAN AFFORD TO GIVE UP MORE ROAD SPACE.

ZARDOZ GO BACK AND WILL REST IN THE WOODS A BIT MORE. ZARDOZ WILL SEE HIS CHOSEN ONES LATER ON.

ZARDOZ NOT SUFFERING WITHDRAWAL STUFF NOW. BUT HE SEEM VERY TIRED, SO STEVE SMITH STILL DO LINKS. MANAGE TO FIT ENOUGH RAPE IN TOO. STEVE SMITH GOOD AT MULTITASKING. AND MULTIRAPING. HERE ARE LINKS.

• LAND OF LINCOLN FINANCES STINKIN’
• SOCIALISM LEADS TO JUSTICE. (CAUTION, VERY DISTURBING PHOTO – AND FROM STEVE SMITH, THAT MEAN SOMETHING!)
• STEVE SMITH NEVER LIE ABOUT RAPE!
• GOVERNMENT IS ONLY THING THAT CAN MAKE YOU SAFE!

NOW STEVE SMITH GO TO NEARBY CAMPGROUND AND HAVE RAPETASTIC FRIDAY NIGHT!

STEVE SMITH STARTING TO GET HANG OF LINKS. ZARDOZ WAS HALLUCINATING LAST NIGHT, AND SAID LOTS ABOUT FINDING FUNNY THINGS. NOW STEVE SMITH TRY!

• ON YOUR MARKS, SET, HEARING DAMAGE! STEVE SMITH SHOULD GO VISIT FUNNY MAN, HE CAN NO HEAR STEVE SMITH APPROACH!
• STEVE SMITH NOT SURE WHAT TALKING ABOUT, BUT HEADLINE IS FUNNY.
• STEVE SMITH MARK DOWN MALDIVES FOR FUTURE VISIT!
• STEVE SMITH VOLUNTEER TO POSE WITH PEOPLE…NO NEED STATUES.

STEVE SMITH GO DO FUNNY THINGS TO SOME CAMPERS. BY “DO FUNNY THINGS”, MEANS “RAPE” CAMPERS.

STEVE SMITH REPORT ON ZARDOZ. STONE HEAD GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWAL, STEVE SMITH SYMPATHIZE…STEVE SMITH MORE INTO INSERTION THAN WITHDRAWAL.

SO HERE LINKS. STEVE SMITH BEHIND ON JUNE RAPE QUOTA, SO HE GO NOW AND FIND SUMMER VACATION HIKERS.

• STEVE SMITH SAD. NO MORE BIFF! POW! ZAM!
• CHINESE COMMIES HATE CHURCH? MAYBE THEY SHOULD GO TO POTLUCK, WITH HOTDISH.
• STEVE SMITH THOUGHT MITT WAS GOING TO PUT Y’ALL BACK IN CHAINS?
• IT LOOK LIKE MORE WAR. STEVE SMITH NOT LIKE WAR – GET IN WAY OF PEACEFUL RAPE VISITS.