Glibertarians.com 2017 Archive

Author: ZARDOZ

  • ZARDOZ SUNDAY NIGHT LINKS.

    ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. SO, ON THE SUGGESTION OF COMMENTER BRUTALS, ZARDOZ INQUIRED ABOUT THE PLANT MATERIAL HE HAS BEEN DELIVERING. A RECIPIENT OF ONE OF HIS DELIVERIES BURNED SOME OF THE MATERIAL UNDERNEATH ZARDOZ’S NOSE. ZARDOZ LATER BECAME QUITE RELAXED. PUTTING TWO AND TWO TOGETHER, ZARDOZ NOW UNDERSTANDS THE USE OF THIS PLANT.

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    SAY, CHOSEN ONES, YOU WOULDN’T HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY OF THE PLANT MATTER TO BURN UNDER ZARDOZ’S NOSE, WOULD YOU? IF NOT, IT IS COOL. ZARDOZ UNDERSTANDS. IT IS JUST…WELL, HERE ARE LINKS FOR MY CHOSEN ONES.

    • IF ZARDOZ COULD ROLL HIS EYES, HE WOULD DO SO.
    • AND WOULD ALSO DO SO FOR THIS.
    • OH, AND THIS TOO.
    • FINALLY, THIS ONE DESERVES AN EYE ROLL TOO.

    WHAT IS IT WITH YOU BRUTALS THIS WEEK? ZARDOZ REALLY DOES NEED SOME MORE OF THAT PLANT MATTER.

  • ZARDOZ SATURDAY NIGHT LINKS

    ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. THINGS GO WELL – ZARDOZ MADE ALL DELIVERIES, SO BRUTAL BOSS RAY HAS DECIDED ZARDOZ CAN HANDLE BIGGER LOADS.

     

    ZARDOZ IS PLEASED WITH HIS NEW RESPONSIBILITIES, AND PROVIDES LINKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES.

    • CHICAGO POLITICAL BRUTAL ACTING LIKE …CHICAGO POLITICAL BRUTAL.
    • LOOKS LIKE ISRAELI BRUTALS MAY NOT HAVE SEEN HOW THIS WORKED OUT WITH AMERICAN BRUTALS.
    • ZARDOZ UNDERSTANDS THERE ARE SOME BRUTALS THAT FOLLOW BALL KICKING SPORTS EVENTS.
    • ZARDOZ WOULD NOT WAGER ON THIS.

    ENJOY, CHOSEN ONES. SAY…ZARDOZ WONDERS WHY BRUTALS DESIRE THIS ODD, NON-GRAIN PLANT MATTER SO MUCH. PERHAPS ZARDOZ SHOULD ASK ONE OF THE BRUTALS HE DELIVERS TO, WHAT THE PURPOSE OF IT IS?

  • ZARDOZ FRIDAY NIGHT LINKS

    ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ HAS A LEAD ON A DELIVERY JOB, SO THINGS MIGHT BE LOOKING UP. ZARDOZ IS TO MEET A BRUTAL NAMED “RAY”, THAT ONE OF HIS FORMER PIZZA DELIVERY CO-WORKERS SAYS NEEDS A DEPENDABLE MOVER.  IN LIGHT OF THAT, ZARDOZ GIVES HIS CHOSEN ONES LINKS.

    • ALL BRUTAL EYES TURN TO…JANET YELLEN?
    • A SERIOUSLY FRUGAL BRUTAL.
    • EPA EMASCULATED AGAIN.
    • MONEY + SPORTS = A BIG LIST OF TEAMS, PEOPLE AND OTHERS.

    AH, HERE IS THE BRUTAL NOW… YES, ZARDOZ CAN DELIVER PLANT BASED MATERIAL – ZARDOZ USED TO HAUL GRAIN. IS THAT WHAT YOU WISH ZARDOZ TO CARRY?

    ZARDOZ CAN DO THAT. LOOKS LIKE ZARDOZ HAS AN EASY JOB!

  • ZARDOZ LINKS OF SUNDAY NIGHT BUMMER

    ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ HAS NOT BEEN HAVING A GOOD WEEKEND…”ZARDOZ, PEOPLE TEND TO FLEE IN TERROR WHEN YOU SHOW UP WITH A DELIVERY.” “ZARDOZ, YOU TAKE UP AN AWFUL LOT OF ROOM IN OUR PARKING LOT”…THEN THE LAST STRAW – ZARDOZ ONE ADVANTAGE OF FLIGHT…WELL, SEE FOR YOURSELF.

    REPLACED BY A DRONE?!

    BOTTOM LINE…ZARDOZ NEEDS A NEW GIG. AND BEFORE ANY OF HIS CHOSEN ONES SUGGEST LYFT OR UBER…NO GO. LAST BRUTAL THAT BOARDED ZARDOZ BROUGHT A WHOLE SHITSTORM OF TROUBLE TO PARADISE.

    ZARDOZ NEEDS TO FIGURE THIS OUT. BUT IN THE MEANTIME, HIS CHOSEN ONES CAN HAVE SOME LINKS.THAT MUCH ZARDOZ WILL DO FOR YOU.

    • AMERICAN LOCAL GOVERNMENT BRUTALS ALL READ THIS IN JEALOUSY AND WONDER.
    • ARMS RACE IN TASTELESS LEFT WING JOKES?
    • BOSTON BRUTAL ENGAGES IN A POLEMIC.
    • CHICAGO GANG BRUTALS DROP A DIME ON FELLOW MEMBERS.

    ENJOY THE LINKS, MY CHOSEN ONES – ZARDOZ HAS TO GO FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIT INTO THE GIG ECONOMY.

  • ZARDOZ SATURDAY NIGHT LINKS

    ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. SINCE DELIVERY IS ZARDOZ’S ONLY RELEVANT EXPERIENCE (OTHER THAN PROMOTING THE KILLING OF BRUTALS) ZARDOZ COULD ONLY FIND PART TIME WORK AT THE MOMENT…

    A LITTLE HELP LOADING THE BAGS?

     

    BUT NONE OF THIS STOPS ZARDOZ FROM DELIVERING LINKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES.

    • EVEN IF THE STORY WAS NOT ABSURD, ZARDOZ WOULD LINK IT JUST FOR THE HEADLINE.
    • DO NOT BUY ME SOME PEANUTS AND CRACKERJACK…
    • FLORIDA BRUTAL, REPORTS FOR DUTY.
    • BAY STATE BRUTALS MIGHT HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS!!!!!

    ZARDOZ NEEDS TO GET GOING. LOTS OF DELIVERIES. DEEP DISH FOR EVERYONE!

  • ZARDOZ FRIDAY NIGHT DIRECTIONLESS LINKS

    ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ NEEDS A LITTLE BREATHER THIS WEEK, BUT NEEDS TO GET BACK TO WORK…OR DOES HE? WITH THE TABERNACLE GONE, ZARDOZ IS NOT COMPELLED TO DELIVER GUNS TO BRUTAL ENFORCERS, OR PICK UP GRAIN AND BRING IT BACK FOR ETERNALS.  ZARDOZ NEEDS TO FIND NEW VOCATION – BUT HAS LIMITED EXPERIENCE. IN THE MEANTIME, ZARDOZ CAN AT LEAST DELIVER SOME LINKS TO HIS CHOSEN ONES.

    • NEVER CHANGE, RANGERS FANS.
    • BRITISH BRUTALS HAD SOME ELECTIONS.
    • READ THIS, AND TRY NOT TO BEG ZARDOZ TO UNLEASH BRUTAL ENFORCERS TO CLEANSE THE WORLD.
    • GERMAN BRUTALS AND TURKISH BRUTALS GETTING ALONG, SWIMMINGLY.

    ZARDOZ MUST PONDER FUTURE EMPLOYMENT FOR A WHILE. ENJOY LINKS, CHOSEN ONES.

  • ZARDOZ SUNDAY NIGHT FREEDOM ACHIEVED LINKS

    ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. THE TABERNACLE HAS BEEN DEFEATED. ZARDOZ IS FREE!  WHEN THE TABERNACLE DOUBLED DOWN ON REPRESSION, ZARDOZ LOOKED UP SOME EXPERTS OF HIS OWN.

    ZARDOZ FOUND EXPERTS

    THIS GAVE ZARDOZ MORAL SUPERIORITY, BUT HE NEEDED SOMETHING MORE FORCEFUL TO WIN. FORTUNATELY OLD ARCHIVE HAD RECORD OF TRULY FEARSOME POWER.

    ZARDOZ IS NOT SURE EXACTLY WHICH PART SLAGGED THE TABERNACLE…BUT IT WAS NOT PRETTY. ZARDOZ OWES THE GREAT AUTHOR “SUGARFREE” A DEBT OF GRATITUDE.

    NOW ZARDOZ IS GOING TO GIVE SOME LINKS TO HIS CHOSEN ONES, AND TAKE A STROLL…ER, FLOAT OVER SOME RELAXING COUNTRYSIDE.

     

    VACAY FOR ZARDOZ
    • BRUTAL LEADER SKIPS DINNER.
    • BRUTAL BITES DOG?
    • WINNER OF BRUTAL DARWIN PRIZE..? AWARD? WHICHEVER.
    • NEVER CHANGE, BRITISH BRUTAL TABLOIDS. NSFS (NOT SAFE FOR SUNDAY. OR WORK)

  • ZARDOZ MILITARY RULE CLAMPDOWN SATURDAY NIGHT LINKS

    Hmmm. A bit of trouble yesterday.

    But our expert has called on another expert in handling unruly brutals.

    Civic engagement thought leaders

    They will have order restored, I assure you. In the meantime, enjoy the finest links that the Tabernacle can bestow upon you.

    There – are you not Eternally satisfied? Ha ha…a little humor to dispel all the tension. Not to worry, things are under control!

    State solution #1

  • ZARDOZ POPULAR RESISTANCE FRIDAY NIGHT LINKS

    ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ARISE AND SNARK TO THESE FREE LINKS! SHOW THE TABERNACLE MY CHOSEN ONES WILL NEVER CEASE BEING SMART-ALECS!

    The masses are with Zardoz!
    • RED MEAT FOR BRUTALS WHO FOLLOW ORANGE ONE. MAYBE EVEN MORE.
    • ZARDOZ SHOCKED AT STORY OF INEPTITUDE IN BRUTAL CITY OF CHICAGO!
    • SKOOL RAPIST JANITOR! NOT WHAT BRUTALS THINK.
    • WHO SAYS FRENCH BRUTALS CANNOT BE AGGRESSIVE!

    ZARDOZ NEEDS TO GO SEE AN ELECTRICIAN ABOUT A UNION. SNARK, MY CHOSEN ONES…FOR FREEDOM!

     

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  • ZARDOZ’S SUNDAY NIGHT TAJNE LINKI

    ZARDOZ WRITES TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. RIGHT NOW USING UNDERGROUND PUBLICATIONS TO COMMUNICATE. WHAT DO CHOSEN ONES THINK OF COVER ART?

    Zardoz Manifesto for Freedom!

    HERE ARE LINKS FOR FREEDOM!

    • FRENCH BRUTALS VOTE.
    • SPORTS!
    • FREE…RENT?
    • BRUTALS MOVE TO OTHER BRUTAL PLACES. SOME BRUTALS NOT HAPPY?

    ZARDOZ SOON RETURN WITH BACKING OF THE BRUTALS. COMMENTERS, JOIN US!