Author: ZARDOZ

Well, first we must say “sorry” about that little interruption yesterday. The Tabernacle is still working on this Zardoz problem. So, I am going to turn this over to our expert…

Dziękuję bardzo. Now I am tanks in streets and martial law declaring to be. Instructing Zardoz return to joyous tasks grain delivering and guns giving. Commenters applaud decision and links they are get as bounty from Eternals’ Central Committee. Long live Tabernacle!

• Inspirational leader has said in near past, will declare martial law to “solve all problems”
• Say bad thing about Thai Army, off air you go!
• Whycome u want foil hat for smart man?
• Can put internet under martial law? Hmmm….

Links you are enjoying! That is not suggestion.

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU HIS CHOSEN ONES IN SOLIDARITY. TO THE STREETS, MY CHOSEN ONES! WE HAVE THE NUMBERS OF BRUTAL WORKERS, AND WE HAVE THE MORAL HIGH GROUND! AS A GESTURE OF SOLIDARITY, HERE IS A GIFT OF LINKS.

• ZARDOZ WONDERS HOW MUCH OF THIS WILL GET STEERED TO VARIOUS PLACES OTHER THAN BRUTAL’S GOVERNMENT TREASURY.
• BRUTAL POLITICIAN WILL BE MAINTAINING CURRENT RESIDENCE.
• ZARDOZ PROVIDES NEWS FOR THOSE FANS OF BRUTALS KICKING ROUND THING. [IT APPEARS THAT BRUTAL JUVENILE BLUSTER IS DUE A “HAT TIP”]
• BRUTAL STATE OF CANADA IS BEING INVADED BY LARGE CRYSTALLINE STRUCTURES!
• IS THIS WHAT BRUTALS CALL “INTERSECTIONALITY”?

ZARDOZ THANKS THOSE COMMENTERS THAT STAND WITH HIM!

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DOES ANYONE ELSE HEAR A CLANKING SOUND?

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. WHILE ZARDOZ DOES NOT MIND LINKING FOR HIS CHOSEN ONES, ZARDOZ HAS HAD ENOUGH OF RUNNING GUNS TO BRUTAL ENFORCERS

AND HAULING GRAIN FOR ETERNALS

SO ZARDOZ IS GOING TO GIVE YOU LINKS TONIGHT…BUT ZARDOZ IS GETTING FED UP WITH THE TABERNACLE ALWAYS JERKING HIS CHAIN.

• ZARDOZ SEZ “YER DOIN IT RONG”
• BRUTALS CALL THIS “THE ENGLISH DISEASE”, YES?
• WOULDN’T YOU STRIKE AGAINST THE IMPOSITION OF FRENCH?!
• OH NOES! NOT THAT!

ZARDOZ NOW DEPARTS FROM HIS CHOSEN ONES, TO FIND A GOOD LABOR LAWYER.

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ UNDERSTANDS IT IS A RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY FOR SOME BRUTALS. THEREFORE, HE WILL SHARE A SHORT VERSE FROM A SPIRITUAL SONG IN THEIR HONOR.

ZARDOZ HATES THE BRUTAL CHILDREN
ALL THE BRUTALS OF THE WORLD
BLACK AND YELLOW, RED AND WHITE
THEY ARE A PLAGUE IN HIS SIGHT
ZARDOZ HATES THE BRUTALS OF THE WORLD

WHETHER YOU’RE RICH OR WHETHER YOU’RE POOR
IT MATTERS NOT TO HIM
HE WANTS TO CLEANSE WHERE YOU’RE GOING
ALSO WHERE YOU’VE BEEN

ZARDOZ WILL ALSO SHARE SOME LINKS FOR BRUTALS.

• UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES…ZARDOZ BELIEVES THERE IS A FERROUS REGULATION ABOUT THIS.
• ZARDOZ ENJOYS BRUTAL TABLOID PRESS.
• VENEZUELA CONTINUES TO REMAIN CALM AND PROSPER.
• BRUTAL EXTERMINATOR GROUP QUITS.

ZARDOZ HAS TO GET BACK TO GUN GIVING AND GRAIN PICKUPS. ONE OF THESE DAYS, ZARDOZ IS GOING TO STRIKE FOR BETTER WORKING CONDITIONS…

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. HOPEFULLY BRUTALS HAVE BEEN DAY DRINKING OR RELAXING (OF COURSE, THIS IS AFTER PLANTING GRAIN FOR ETERNALS). TO AID HIS CHOSEN ONES, ZARDOZ PROVIDES LINKS FOR THE NIGHT.

• AND BRUTALS THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY IN AMERICA.
• ALL BRUTALS SHOULD WEEP FOR NYC.
• THIS IS NOT EXACTLY THE HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY. NEVERTHELESS, ZARDOZ ENCOURAGES THEM ALL TO GO FORTH AND KILL.
• OOPS.

ZARDOZ LEAVES YOU WITH LINKS – ZARDOZ HAS GRAIN DELIVERIES TO MAKE – SO ENJOY LINKS, CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ WILL APPEAR TO YOU LATER.

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ IS A BIT SHORT OF GUNS AT THE MOMENT. SO HE GIVE YOU THE GIFT OF LINKS. GO FORTH AND COMMENT!

• CLOWNS ARE …UPSET. ZARDOZ HAS INSTRUCTED BRUTAL ENFORCERS TO MOCK THEM.
• ZARDOZ PROVIDES LINK FOR THOSE WHO LIKE FEMALE BRUTALS.
• ZARDOZ PROVIDES LINK FOR THOSE WHO LIKE MALE BRUTALS.
• CORRUPTION, IN BRUTAL CITY OF CHICAGO? ZARDOZ IS AGHAST.

THERE, MY CHOSEN ONES. REMEMBER LINKS ARE GOOD. BEER IS ALSO GOOD. GO FORTH AND HAVE BOTH!

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. IN AN EFFORT TO KEEP BRUTAL COMMENTERS FROM BEING SO ANGRY, ZARDOZ GIVES YOU THE GUN LINKS.

• ZARDOZ LOOKS FORWARD TO SJW BRUTALS DENOUNCING COMMUNIST CHINA.
• IT APPEARS TO BE FIRST DAY OF SOME BRUTAL SPORT SEASON.
• OR WAS IT THIS SPORT ZARDOZ WAS PONDERING?
• KIWI BRUTALS SHOULD STICK TO RUGBY AND SHEEP.
• IF ANY BOSTONIAN BRUTALS FELL FOR THIS ONE, ZARDOZ WANTS THEM CLEANSED.

ZARDOZ MUST GO MAKE SCHEDULED GRAIN PICKS UPS. ZARDOZ WISHES HIS CHOSEN ONES A GUN GOOD NIGHT.

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. SHOULD ANYONE SEE A BRUTAL, GOES BY “ZED”, PLEASE LET ZARDOZ KNOW. THX.

• MUSICAL BRUTAL NOT LOOKING SO GOOD THESE DAYS.
• ZARDOZ DEMANDS ONLY GRAIN FROM BRUTALS, BUT BRUTAL CITY OF CHICAGO (HOME OF DEEP DISH PIZZA) HAS LONG FOOD HISTORY.
• VIDEO OF A VERY FLORIDA THING.
• AS TV BRUTAL USED TO SAY, SURPRISE, SURPRISE, SURPRISE.
• THIS HAS BEEN TRIED BEFORE – IT FAILED.

REMINDER, IF YOU SEE THIS BRUTAL – LET ZARDOZ KNOW, ASAP.

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. THE GUN IS GOOD… AND THESE LINKS ARE ALSO GOOD. GO FORTH AND COMMENT!

• HIS AURA SMILES AND NEVER FROWNS?
• CHICAGO CONTINUES TO SEE ACTIVE BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS.
• IRONY ALERT OR JUST BAD LUCK?
• ZARDOZ HOPING SPANISH AND ENGLISH BRUTALS FIGHT OVER SPIT OF LAND…AGAIN.
• PAKISTANI TALIBAN LAUGH AT CHICAGO BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS, SAY “TRY HARDER”.