Category: Contest

  • Fortnight Caption Contest #2

     

    Well, here we are. Another week down. The news is getting hot, might as well start us off with something from the other side of the pacific this time.

    #1

    Meanwhile, in Venezuela.

    #2 

    A picture I took in Taos. They wouldn’t let you go inside. Irony?

    #3 

  • Fortnight Caption Contest Winners!

    Winners!

    #1

    “DOOM! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE! MY FUCKING PAW IS STUCK IN THE HEATER AGAIN!”

     

    #2

    Libertarian lumbersexual expressing disapproval of the existence of “muh roads.”

     

    #3

    DOOM actually captioned this one himself. Fancy!

     

    Notable Entries

    #1
    One True Athena
    “Homeowner arrested for animal cruelty when dog found on the floor”

    #2
    MikeS
    SP made me go all the way out here to eat my pineapple pizza

    #3
    Florida man
    *not available in Pakistan

     

    Several of them could have been chosen, they were all great. I hope the next one goes just as well.

    I’ll be collecting some good photos while I finish my vacation in VT.

  • Fortnight Caption Contest

    So some people thought this might be a good idea. I like the biweekly pattern, though, so that’s what you’ll get. I like the name, and hope the FCC will stick. I hope I can find some good photos for you all to ruin. I’ll alternate the contest and the winners every week.

    Let’s start with a few off my computer.

    #1 This is one of the family dogs. This was about a year ago.

    #2 DOOM, unhappy there’s a camera taking his picture.

    #3 This is a picture I took at some national park between Boulder and Taos.

    I’ll pick the top few for each, but this is no dictatorship.

  • Announcing Our New Logo!

    …And the winner is: Lafe Long!

    Thanks to all the contestants who submitted entries. We’ll put together a post to let you second guess us and laugh at your fellow commenters later. It was a close-run race and some of the people whose choice didn’t win are looking a little like Hillary’s fans after the election.

    Glib enough for ya?

     

    We’re working on getting a bunch of swag made with this guy’s mug plastered all over it. As soon as we take care of things like getting our liability limited and having a bank account to accept your cocaine and stripper sweat tainted dollar bills, we’ll be linking to the swag. Lafe, yours is on us.

  • “Design The Glibertarians Logo” Contest!

    Think you’ve got what it takes to design our logo?  Think you can submit it to us at submit@glibertarians.com by Saturday, March 4th at noon?  Then we have just the thing for you.

    I like turtles
    This man is an artist
    I like the blood of children on my breakfast cereal. It keeps me strong, like ox.
    And this is his art

    We want you guys to design what will be the face of Glibertarians…the icon on our twitter handle, even!  So send us in your finished products in .tif, .jpg or even lowly .pdf (I’m not judging, SugarFree is) to us by the above date.  Winning submissions (and some really awful ones for the lulz) will be revealed Tuesday, March 7th in the evening.

    Now go out there and make us proud!

     

     

    P.S.: If Chimpy McHalliburton can draw, you can too.  So no excuses!

    And now for the legal stuff… [NOTE: This differs from our normal Disclaimer]

    By submitting your entry, you confirm that all intellectual property rights in it are yours and you grant to us an irrevocable and perpetual, non-exclusive, transferable, fully-paid, royalty-free, worldwide license, by ourselves or with others, to use, copy, distribute, publicly perform, publicly display, print, publish, republish, excerpt (in whole or in part), reformat, translate, modify, revise and incorporate into other works, that submission and any works derived from that submission, in any form of media or expression, in the manner in which we choose.

    Folks, in plain English that means you are submitting something original and yours – then it becomes ours. Completely ours. We will credit you as the artiste and laud you in these here pages. But we get to show it, sell it, make T-Shirts and mugs out of it (assuming our orphan workers are creative enough) or write it in the sky with fireworks – our choice. You still game? Good – send ‘em in and we’ll let you know if you are the lucky winner.