STEVE SMITH NEED TO RELAX TONIGHT. HIM READ WARTIMUS STORY EARLIER, AND NEED TO REST BRAIN. WILL GO FIND SOME CAMPERS FOR RELAXATION. BY RELAXATION, MEAN RAPE.
BUT FIRST GIVE GLIBS PEOPLE SOME LINKS TO READ AND MAKE FUNNY REMARKS ABOUT!
STEVE SMITH CONFUSED – THOUGHT JAPAN ALREADY KNOW HOW DO THIS – GODZILLA BEEN FORGOTTEN SO SOON?
STEVE SMITH ASK SWISS GLIB TO ANSWER RED PHONE. NOBODY REMAIN COVERED WHEN STEVE SMITH AROUND!
ALL POSITIONS DANGEROUS WITH STEVE SMITH! NOT SURE ABOUT “MISSIONARY” – BUT MANY PEOPLE DO PRAY WHEN STEVE SMITH COME TO RAPE THEM.
THIS TRIP ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY! WHO BETTER FIX THINGS THAN NEW YORK POLITICIAN?
Happy Weekend. I think my A/C froze up trying to remove a swamp’s worth of water from the inside. It’s always something. Luckily, the pool guy came by and cleaned the shit out of the pool. I tipped him some cash because my wife wasn’t home and there was a whole bunch of debris in the pool.
My favorite link today is news that Trump called his AG an idiot and told him he should resign. Sessions, being a long-time elected Republican, got down on his knees and tried to “demonstrate his loyalty”. I’m just speculating on that second sentence, but I’m pretty sure its true.
Heard from a cynical liberal friend on FB: “Aung San Suu Kyi has more Muslim blood on her hands of any Nobel Peace Prize winner since Obama.” Savage.
OK, Evertonians talking shit about the Reds. What do you have to say for yourselves now? Bitch-ass bitches got rolled. Arsenhole won. And in football played with hands, as God intended, the Texans dumped the Bungles 13-9 in what IO can only imagine was a snooze-fest. JJ Watt will probably have a hand like Ronnie Lott’s at some point in his career, as he mangled it pretty good but managed to stay in the game. And the ginger QB experiment has proven, once again, that the soulless have no business on the field. In the college ranks, Boise State won on that awful looking smurf turf. May God have mercy on their souls.
Hey, if I wanted to be offensive, I’d have shown a Yankees logo.
Unless you’ve been under a rock, you are aware that the Cleveland Indians are on one hell of a roll. A record-breaking one, to be exact. And last night they faced a serious challenge from the Royals, needing a 2 out run in the bottom of the ninth to tie it up and then walking it off in the tenth. to run their streak to 22 games. They burned through a lot of staff though, so I see them struggling to win tonight. We’ll see what happens. Elsewhere, the White Sox pounded the Tigers. The Red Sox beat up on the Athletics. The Yanks kept pace with the beaneaters by topping the Orioles. The Cards beat the BIG RED MACHINE. The D-backs blanked the Rockies and continued playing the best ball in the NL. The Nationals won a meaningless game. So did the Phillies. The Cubbies and Mariners both won. As did the beloved Twinks. And last, but never least, the Astros helped those aforementioned Minnesodans by knocking off the California Angels (yeah, whatever, they’re not from LA).
Unless there are WNBA fans out there, which there aren’t, that’s all for sports. And now we can move on to…the links!
The police aren’t nearly as good at ending standoffs as this guy. He’s gonna be my hero for a day. Hey, maybe I should have a “hero for the day” segment.
Sooooooooo, I guess Harvard is transphobic now? LOL, the fun never ends. On the bright side, looks like this will leave more time for those students to learn from the brilliant minds of Sean Spicer and Robby Mook.
Many thanks to everyone here at Glibertarians.com for picking up my slack this week. There’s still no power at my house but I had a dead squirrel, some duct tape, and an old TV antenna and I managed to splice into working cable in the next trailer park over. Seriously, though, it seems like everyone has checked in and did okay, so let’s talk about something else.
Although this site does not give financial advice, usually a dip is a good time to buy. In this case, bitcoins. ” J.P. Morgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon called the cryptocurrency a fraud that was “worse than the tulip bulbs” and that ‘won’t end well’”. So it probably bad for their business for BTC to succeed
I think I shared that a pair of young men were walking around my neighborhood offering to help with cleanup on Monday. Here’s another young man who did an even better thing in Houston during Harvey. And yes, my use of “young man/men” is deliberate.
I thought I wanted to be a stay-at-home dad, but then the oldest started talking. I mean, I do stay at home, but I go to work and close the door. Thank goodness!
Freaking Liverpool. How’s about making your penalties and putting easy goals away, huh? And I won’t even go into the first goal you gave up. A draw…while everybody else that was supposed to win did so in fine style. Also, Salah is sooooooft. But I suppose it could have been worse. And there are some soccer-haters on here, and I don’t want to lose them in the first paragraph anyway. (As if they read the first couple of paragraphs anyway.) So I’ll move on.
On the American sports front, all we had was baseball yesterday. And the biggest story of the year lives to see another day, as the Indians tied the all-time consecutive win streak at 21. I’ve made it clear that I don’t recognize win streaks that involve ties, so I’m considering this the record. They’ve got the Royals tonight at home to try and get sole possession of the mark. Elsewhere, the Yankees won and the Red Sox lost, bringing the division to within 3 games. The Braves dropped the Nats again. The Phillies win (since someone showed interest in them yesterday, I felt the need to mention them.) The Orioles stopped their slide by beating Team Canada. The Cubs rolled the Mets. The Mariners clung to their playoff hopes by beating the Rangers. The Brewers kept pace with a win while the Cards dropped one to the Big Red Machine. The Dodgers stretched their win streak to 2. The D-backs put down the Rockies to get a little breathing room in the Wild Card chase. The Astros got thumped. And those Twinks just keep giving Minnesodans hope, as they won again and sit in that last AL Wild Card slot.
Hey, I wish there were more sports things going on during the week, but that will start happening tonight. Its September, what do you expect? But most of you didn’t come here for that anyway. You came for…the links!
“It’s time to abolish the Electoral College”, says person who lost the most recent event involving the Electoral College. Its strange, since she blamed mysoginy, Russians, Comey, the media, racist voter ID laws, aliens, the weather, flooding, and a plague of locusts for that loss. The old drunk can’t even keep her blame game straight. But she can breathe while sticking a finger in her nose one side at a time. So she’s got that going for her.
You know what climate alarmism leads to? A carbon footprint stomping on a human face…forever.
All that glorious lecturing about global warming during the telethon for the hurricane victims was great, wasn’t it? I mean, those celebs sure must care about the earth and definitely practice what they preach. Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh. About that…
It appears that Brett is actually working for a living…I know, right? (jesse: my Brett joke was…less kind) So, while I idle away on the fondue plantation, I have managed to scrape a few links together….at the same time, Jesse wanted to help. So with two sets of links done, we did the only proper thing…combine them for ULTRALINKS!
Mr. Arkwright say make Nigerian students no worry!
A cop…guilty?! Look what it takes to actually get a cop in trouble. [Alternate title: SugarFree scripts a cop drama episode?]
A reminder, that while there are still checks in the book…we are broke.
Get this man a presidency: Justin Amash wrangles broad bipartisan support for rolling back Jeff Sessions’ rolling back of an Obama-era curtailment of asset forfeiture. *takes deep breath*
Speaking of presidencies: Sanders will introduce universal health care, backed by 15 Democrats. There’s your field for the next election cycle. Now for three years of attrition and attempts to out lefticate each other with proposals that will turn us into Venezuela if enacted.
“Nun with a chainsaw“, a phrase sure to instill terror in hearts of Catholic school graduates, is the surprise feel-good story of the day.
Katie Quackenbush, you haven’t heard of her yet, but her music career is gonna be huuuuuuge…at least after she finishes serving time for assault with a deadly weapon.
I guess sacrificing that live chicken did more than wake up a bat. The Indians reeled off their 20th win in a row as they took down the Tigers last night. The world waits for tonight, when they will attempt to tie the all-time record for consecutive wins. (Again, I do not recognize a 26-gae streak that involves a tie. There’s no tying in baseball! Elsewhere, the Royals topped the White Sox. The Braves blanked the Nats, whose playoff position is already secure. Team Canada topped the Orioles again. The Red Sox beat the Athletics. The Yankees lost to the Rays. The Mariners won. The Cubbies won. The Twinks put up a HUGE number on the Padres and won. The BIG RED MACHINE shit the bed. The D-backs lost to the Rockies, as the NL Wild Card home field advantage race gets warm again. And, hey look, the Dodgers managed to win a game. And lastly, the Astros kicked the Angels in the balls with a 1-0 victory as Verlander pitched a gem.
The UCL got fired up, with a bunch of blowouts and a couple close games. Liverpool plays today though, and the world will be watching to see how they bounce back from the blowout loss (that was in part cause by a dubious red card of Sadio Mane.)
No more sports for today. We’ve got bigger things to discuss in…the links!
What could possibly go wrong? The franchise is supposed to mean something, and in my opinion, this degrades that. Yes or no?
Former Seattle Mayor Ed Murray sizes up his next victim.
I guess that whoring license never got renewed. Ah, Waco. Way to take away the little bit of pleasure your residents are looking for as they attempt to eke out an existence in your town. Alternative headline: The cops were afraid dancing might have broken out.
For the Kaptious one herself. The rest of you are free to enjoy, but Kristen deserves a little special treatment after having to deal with two Senators yesterday.
That’s all, folks. Go out there and make the best of today.
Trouble start for 2011 after one monkey wey dem dey call Naruto di macaque snap imself inside one jungle for Indonesia with David Slater camera.
Slater bin tell BBC say im bin make £2,000 from di photo before Wikipedia come publish am for dia site for anybody wey want am, free of charge.
Di website say no be him get di picture because na di monkey snap imsef. Slater come dey insist say na im set di camera on top tripod after im don already pally with di monkeys for three days inside di jungle.
Slater tell Wikipedia say make dem pay am for di picture or comot am from dia website but di website no give am face.
One animal rights campaign group wey dem dey call People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) na dem carry di case go court for 2015, say na di monkey suppose get di ownership of di picture.
That PETA was found to have any standing in the case in the first place makes the whole thing a farce. And “monkey selfie” should be the name of an unspeakable sex act.
Hurricane Irma caused massive destruction to Florida. But before the storm made landfall, more than 5 million residents – about one-third of the state’s population – were told to evacuate for their own safety. Governor Rick Scott even issued a plea for residents to “leave now, don’t wait.”
As people heeded Governor Scott’s orders and fled the state, a Pizza Hut restaurant in the storm’s path issued a much different warning to its crew.
In a now-viral post on Twitter, a Pizza Hut team member shared a photo of a printout pinned to a cork board that advised Pizza Hut employees on hurricane “guidelines.”
The paper, addressed “To all Team members,” starts with expectations “as hurricane Irma approaches Florida,” stating “our #1 priority is the safety and security of our team. But, we also have a responsibility and commitment to our community to be there when they need us. With that said, I/we need some guidelines in place to ensure both of those expectations are met.”
The sheet continued with general rules – the store will close 6-12 hours before a storm – and that if a team member plans to evacuate, they must alert a manager and let them know when they plan to return, citing that a member is only allowed a “24-hour period before storm ‘grace period’” and must be back from an evacuation within 72 hours.
I spent one of the worst couple of weeks of my entire life working at a Pizza Hut. The job didn’t have all that much to do with it but certainly didn’t help. I can never forget the little weaselly-looking guy who ordered a small, thin crust, double extra cheese, double extra anchovy. The rest of the crew said he had been coming in every Monday and ordered the same thing for as long as anyone could remember.
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Leftist denies anything bad happens because of leftists; circle jerk really a rhombus: Measuring the Mizzou Effect
Washington’s Evergreen State College, where raucous student protests and disturbing threats of violence made national headlines this spring, has fallen several million dollars in the hole, according to a recent memo from its public administrators. The memo blames the shortfall on both changes in state funding and a 5 percent decline in the school’s enrollment since fall 2016. Right-wing media outlets have another, simpler explanation: They’ve linked the woes at Evergreen to those at the University of Missouri, where a similar bout of campus turmoil in 2015 preceded an enrollment drop. Like Missouri, these sources argue, Evergreen is being punished for giving in to leftist thugs. “SHOCKER: Evergreen State Faces $2.1 MILLION Budget Crisis After Radical Students Go Berserk,” announced the Daily Caller. “Evergreen State College Wakes Up to the Cost of Wokeness,” wrote the website Ricochet. The alleged backlash to modern-day student protests even has a name: They’re calling it the “Mizzou Effect.”
Quick Note From Swiss Servator: The Hurricane Clearinghouse II has been “unstuck” it is still around, but back at its original date. It is NOT Warty Hugeman, bending space and time.
Well, we have the first week of the NFL in the books. And the Vikings are tied for first in their division! That means it’ll be at least another 6 days before out Minnesodan contingent need to be talked down from a ledge. The Broncos also won in the nightcap of Monday’s doubleheader. Which, by the way, is an awesome thing the NFL should do a lot more frequently than opening weekend. As a person who once lived on the west coast, I can assure you that 6 pm start times for all the “prime time” games sucked. But that’s just like, my opinion, man.
In baseball, the Dodgers are officially shitting the bed after losing to the Giants to extend their winless streak to 11. Team Canada took the Orioles down a peg as the Baltimore team has now all but faded from the wild card race. The Yankees won. The Brewers lost. The Mariners lost, which helps the Twinks. The Rockies beat the D-backs. And, oh yeah, the Indians throttled the Tigers to capture their 19th in a row and move within two games of the all-time win streak (I will not accept the 26 game streak with a tie in there, sorry).
Nearly half of the state of Florida is without power in the aftermath of Irma. Thank God she seems to have scooted through without the destruction that might have been, but there’s still quite a bit of a mess left behind. Hang in there, Florida Glibs. And please, check in with us when you can (Carol, I’m looking at you! Put down the crunchy peanut butter and let the gang know you’re ok.). We know y’all are busy but we’re worried about you.
Looks like the assholes are at it again. You know, instead of building a new HQ, Amazon ought to invest in a Thunderdome thats large enough to accommodate all of these antifa and right-wing nutballs. Then we can lock them in and not open the doors until they’ve beaten each other to death.
Well here is some weird-ass shit. And no, it didn’t happen in the south. If it had, it would have been the leading non-weather story across the country. I’m curious if the “answers” the family are looking for are in the head of their child who decided to do something stupid. Because a few parts of the story just don’t add up.
California Congresswoman and possible undead, Nancy Pelosi.
Apparently Irma was a disappointment. Damaging, yes, but not exactly devastating. My mother’s main complaint now is that, without power, the ice in the freezer melted. “The kitchen floor is all wet now.”
My favorite link today is news that Trump 
Get this man a presidency: Justin Amash 
