ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. AS THE BRUTAL HOLIDAYS ARE EITHER (((UNDERWAY))) OR APPROACHING, ZARDOZ WILL CONTINUE TO LIFT HIS CHOSEN ONES FROM BRUTALITY. ZARDOZ GIVES YOU THE GIFT OF THE LINK! HOWEVER, BEFORE THE LINKS…ZARDOZ WOULD PROMOTE AN ALTERNATIVE BRUTAL HOLIDAY FIGURE.
ZARDOZ APPROVES!
THE CHOSEN ONES SHOULD ELEVATE THIS “KRAMPUS” IN THEIR OBSERVANCES. ANY BEING THAT WILL HELP GATHER GRAIN SLAVES FOR THE VORTEX IS OK IN ZARDOZ’S BOOK.
NOW, RECEIVE THE GIFT OF THE LINK! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
THE BRUTAL CITY OF CHICAGO’S LAW DEPARTMENT SAYS “MERRY CHRISTMAS” TO FAMILY OF MAN THEIR BRUTAL ENFORCERS KILLED.
FOOLISH BRUTALS! YOU CANNOT TAKE BACK THE GIFT OF THEGUN.
ZARDOZ WOULD SMDH, IF IT WERE NOT A RISK OF SPILLING THE VORTEX’S GRAIN.
FORMER COOKING BRUTAL SOON LOOKS LIKE HE WILL BE REDUCED TO BEGGING TO MAKE BREAD FOR THE ETERNALS. ZARDOZ IS PLEASED TO HAVE ANOTHER SERVANT!
WELCOME MARIO!
*Swiss Servator enters, bowing and scraping and hailing ZARDOZ*
“Mighty ZARDOZ, one of your Chosen Ones has requested a re-post of this link“:
You’ve all undoubtedly heard the numerous accusations made by the female members of the staff here regarding my workplace behavior. As a person who was born in an era before women were “people,” my actions do not align with my values, nor represent who I am as a person. At the time I believed that my sociopathic manipulation of the women was consensual, but I was intoxicated at the time, and of course now I realize my behavior was wrong. I’m not saying the victim is a “liar,” I’m just saying “she’s not telling the truth about the thing that happened because maybe it didn’t even happen.”
In conclusion, I will do my best to learn from this situation, without reading anything or listening to anyone’s perspective other than my own. I will get the help I so desperately need because this isn’t actually my fault, I have a problem, so I’m not responsible for my actions. This is a disease and needs to be treated as such.
So that said, here’s the links we all so desperately crave.
He tried to say that things like being groped on the butt wasn’t as bad as rape and that the behavior shouldn’t be lumped together.
“I do believe that there’s a spectrum of behavior,” he told Travers. “And we’re going to have to figure — you know, there’s a difference between, you know, patting someone on the butt and rape or child molestation, right? Both of those behaviors need to be confronted and eradicated without question, but they shouldn’t be conflated, right?” Umm, WRONG! Thank goodness there are people like Alyssa to help point that out.
Crazy talk! Outrageous! And now, in my hour of humiliation, I finally understand why.
The world of sports is not immune, either. Sadly, the article doesn’t give the important details and you will search in vain for phrases like “throbbing veiny cock” or “creamy luscious breasts.” I mourn the death of thorough reporting and real analytical journalism.
Yar Renhcahcs · Wutsamatta U
YOU SHIT HEAD THATS NOT RELIGUS LIBERTY THATS DISCIMANATION WHT THE FUCK WOULD THE PRESIDENT SUPPORT ANY HATE GROUP INCLUDING RELIGOUS ONES. FUCK YOU FUCK TRUMP FUCK THE PEOPLE WHO THINK THERE BETTERT HAN EVERYONE ELSE. I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU YOUR SHIT STINKS AS BAD AS EVERYONE ELSES
OK, fess up- which of you wrote that?
And another round of Old Guy Music for y’all to ignore. Two of our favorite musicians covering a great Beatles tune.
STEVE SMITH’S FIRST TWO CHRISTMAS ALBUMS – BOTH MADE GOLD RECORD!
A MORE TRADITIONAL WORK
STEVE SMITH HAVE NEW ALBUM OUT SOON! FINISHED STUDIO WORK, SHOULD BE IN STORES SOON.
LIKE CONCEPTS FOR UPCOMING RELEASES?
STEVE SMITH THINK FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE COULD GIVE SUGGESTIONS FOR NEW SONGS. IN COMMENTS, GIVE A VERSE OR TWO, AND STEVE SMITH SEE IF IT FIT ON NEXT RECORDING.
…STEVE SMITH NOT FORGET LINKS! STEVE SMITH KNOW THEY BIG PART OF GLIBERTARIAN DAY. KIND OF LIKE RAPE IS BIG PART OF STEVE SMITH’S DAY.
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WANT A “STRONG, STABLE GERMANY”?
STEVE SMITH READY AND WILLING TO OFFER ASYLUM. BY OFFER ASYLUM, MEAN…WELL, YOU KNOW.
STEVE SMITH VERY UPSET. IF ONE THING YOU NO LIE ABOUT, IT RAPE! STEVE SMITH WISH HE COULD SHOW TRUTH TO BRITISH POLICE. BY SHOW TRUTH, MEAN RAPE. A LOT.
STEVE SMITH NOT WANT TO BE TOO CYNICAL – BUT IS WARY, BECAUSE THIS LOOK LIKE GOOD THING.
This three day work week (and two day link week) like to kill me. I am so ready to bail. Instead, I’ll hang here with you nice people.
Cell phones added to the list of products known to cause cancer in California. Which is why I only use mine outside of California.
I haven’t used MongoDB, but it appears to be about as craptastic as Microsoft SQL was 15 or 20 years ago, security-wise. The State of California has 4GB of voter information being held for bitcoin ransom. Pay now before the cost doubles!
Greetings, all. I am back from a number of family obligations, one involving prison, but none involving meth, reptiles, or guns. Its a reallly strange state of affairs where a string of visits to some infirm/imprisoned family members without the kids was a “great weekend” for my wife and I. Big thanks to those who picked up the slack while I was out.
FCC votes to no longer regulate Internet Service Providers as public utilities. As I understand it from Commissioner Ajit Pai’s outreach to several news outlets, all internet companies (ISPs and content providers) will now fall under the same regulating authority, administered by the Federal Trade Commission. Although I do wish the ISPs would put boing-boing and Gawker’s zombie sites behind an additional paywall nobody will use.
I am shocked. Shocked! To find out that there is arms smuggling in the US arms acquisition pipeline.
Guys, let’s just go. Its far away and we probably won’t make it, but… Kepler-90 is far enough away to keep the regulators from finding us.
And a rare commenter, but supporter sends along this cute article.
By no stretch of even SugarFree’s vivid imagination could I be called a morning person, yet here I am filling in at the last minute with links. Why? Because I love you!
Just don’t expect any sports because there weren’t any last night. Football is on *tonight*.
You knew it was just a matter of time. Frankly, I’m surprised it took this long.
It was a biased and sloppy investigation. Whew. For a second there I thought they said “Sloopy!”
‘Twas time to use this wonderful cover – thanks MLW!
We cannot thank out contributors to this site enough – you have given us interesting and original content, fun graphics, avatars and gifs. We are thankful you all want to be involved in our little site. Additional thanks to SP for setting up a reliable and durable (hey, it can take SugarFree fic and not fold in on itself) site. Thanks to the Glibs who contribute their time and effort editing and polishing up the submissions, take the task in hand of turning out links every day – even hung over, on the road or otherwise distracted. You have no idea what it takes to get ZARDOZ and STEVE SMITH to contribute (*shudders* I…I really don’t want to say anymore about that).
And, thanks to all of you – our readers. Without you, this would be a simple bulletin board for a few of us to hang up cartoons and fart jokes. Your reading, commenting, donations, merchandise purchases and insight have made this a site I am proud to be affiliated with. But, you aren’t here to listen to a bunch of thank you stuff….you want links. So on to some unprofessional links!
I am sure this will only do good. I mean, how could it do otherwise? MONEY WELL SPENT!
This is so…not German. If you want to see what a formerly warlike nation, turned impotent looks like. Read this. I mean, was there ever anyone else who wanted the Germans so strained to get weapons?
Say, weren’t we just hearing State Department personnel whining about how bad things are? Guess this little outpost will raise morale. BEAR ANY BURDEN, PAY ANY PRICE!
A few soccer games of note yesterday: Burnley temporarily moved into the top 4, Chelsea won. And Crystal Palace moved out of the bottom three with a furious final 3 minutes. Lots more on tap today, including Liverpool, Man City And ManUre. In hoops action, Cincinnati and Seton Hall were the only top 25 teams in action, and they both won comfortably.
Over in the NHL, there were a ton of games. The Sabres piled more misery on the Senators, who have lost 12 of 13. De Debbils pounded the Kings. The Flyers doubled up the Maple Leafs. The Crapitals beat the Avs. The Oilers greased the Blue Jackets. The Lightning shocked the Blues. The MINNESOOOOOOOOODA WIIIIIIILD extinguished the Flames. Carolina beat Las Vegas. And the Blackhawks topped the Panthers in OT, to the pleasant surprise of one Swiss Servator.
And now for something completely different…the links!
Everybody in the world except Roy Moore himself, has accepted that Doug Jones won the Alabama Senate special election.
Tough old broad fights off mugger. Police tell her she should have just given in (and coincidentally encouraged more criminal behavior). I say “good for you!” to the 75-year old.
And last but not least, I give you the wonderful miracle known as modern medicine. This one hits a little close to home for me and Banjos. Some of you know this, but Baby Reason, who is 5 now!, was born with a similar but less serious condition called an omphalocele. For her it was part of her bowel, colon and liver that was outside her abdomen. We spent the first several weeks of her life swapping out rooms at a Ronald McDonald House in Madera, California while she was in the NICU. And while that was tough, I can only imagine the road these people and their baby girl are going through. But stories like this speak to the never-ending will to learn and the ceaseless desire to save lives from medical professionals around the world. We’ve all got problems and we all have our challenges in life. But when we look at miracles like those these doctors have performed, we should all see them in perspective and realize that we have it pretty damn good.
Sorry to get all sappy there, but stuff like this really gets to me. Especially around the holidays since Reason spent so much of her first holiday season in the hospital, but was happily sent home on Christmas day. Anyway, God bless those doctors and nurses and God bless these doctors and nurses for giving and/or restoring the gift of life.
I am shocked. Shocked! To find out that there is
