Category: Daily Links

Man, what a busy weekend. But rejoice all you Canadian hockey fans! And you Liverpool fans (YNWA!) I don’t know how long the glow from either victory will last, but I’m feeling a lot more solid on the latter than I am on the former. And the same goes for the Spurs.  Blowing a 25 point lead against the Warriors in Game 1 is not a good sign. Neither is losing your last healthy star.

Anyway, there’s a lot I’m sure you want to talk about, so let’s get on with it shall we?  Here are…the links!

Ever wondered how self-absorbed and full of shit IRS agents could really be?  Well wonder no more! Seriously, the gall on these two is beyond parodying.  (TW: You’re gonna want to bust some shit.)

Baltimore on pace to out-murder Chicago this year. If only those two wild west-like towns could institute some serious gun control, all would be well.  Oh, wait…

Victor Davis Hanson is back…and with a vengeance!

Yeah, yeah. We all know Chelsea Clinton used diverted funds from Haiti relief orgs to fund her wedding. But I found somebody that came up with a worse way to fund theirs.

Social Justice Warriors go apeshit when a black woman strays off the plantation on national TV. How dare she have an opinion of her own! She’s a woman. She’s supposed to be in lockstep with leftist retards.

Man, I need a fucking vacation.

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. SO, ON THE SUGGESTION OF COMMENTER BRUTALS, ZARDOZ INQUIRED ABOUT THE PLANT MATERIAL HE HAS BEEN DELIVERING. A RECIPIENT OF ONE OF HIS DELIVERIES BURNED SOME OF THE MATERIAL UNDERNEATH ZARDOZ’S NOSE. ZARDOZ LATER BECAME QUITE RELAXED. PUTTING TWO AND TWO TOGETHER, ZARDOZ NOW UNDERSTANDS THE USE OF THIS PLANT.

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SAY, CHOSEN ONES, YOU WOULDN’T HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY OF THE PLANT MATTER TO BURN UNDER ZARDOZ’S NOSE, WOULD YOU? IF NOT, IT IS COOL. ZARDOZ UNDERSTANDS. IT IS JUST…WELL, HERE ARE LINKS FOR MY CHOSEN ONES.

• IF ZARDOZ COULD ROLL HIS EYES, HE WOULD DO SO.
• AND WOULD ALSO DO SO FOR THIS.
• OH, AND THIS TOO.
• FINALLY, THIS ONE DESERVES AN EYE ROLL TOO.

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU BRUTALS THIS WEEK? ZARDOZ REALLY DOES NEED SOME MORE OF THAT PLANT MATTER.

We’re on Day 127 in a row of the Trump presidency destroying itself. But despite 127 days in a row, with each day having the latest Outrage That Destroys The Trump Presidency, he still seems to be president, alas. Here’s yet another example of progressive breathlessness, a particularly funny one. And with a numbered list! That makes things much, much worse than Nixon! For whatever reason, I can’t help but think of the greatest cartoon character of all time, Screwball Squirrel, torturing Meathead.

At one time, my grandfather was the postmaster of Boring, Maryland. I thought you couldn’t do better than that, but the King of Rent Seekers has proved me wrong.

On a serious note, fun is fun, but let’s be honest: STEVE SMITH is a menace, and it’s no joke when you’re the victim.

Dear Penthouse Letters: I used to think you made those letters up, but let me tell you what happened to me…

Certainly one of us, but the only question is, what’s his handle here?

And last but not least, a link with no associated cartoon, though it ought to. A dog fetches a stick.

I am on kind of a Links run lately…so bear with me. Here are a few random ones for your Saturday Morning. I hope you all ran out and found all the ingredients for a nice Planet of the Apes or three.

• Hero, or soon to be treated like the British Richard Jewel?
• Again, I must ask “which one of you was this?”
• Stupid Hillbillies…hey, wait a minute??
• Honestly, I am getting tired of asking…which one of you was this?

Imma go get another mug of coffee. When I get back, hopefully at least one of you will have ignored all these links and posted your own, someone else will have posted one of these links, and several of you will have suggested names for the two links that ask who amongst you this was. Cheers!

Looks like you get me again for the Afternoon. So I will continue to just lob a few random links out there, and let you go at it.

• HaXxor Attack in Britain! No word if they are l33t.
• I’ve got motherf#$%ing scorpions, on a plane!
• OK, which one of you was this?
• Yeah, click this and you will see an “important topic that producers should not be afraid to report to their veterinarian and to all breed associations.”

There you are, links with even less substance than normal! Enjoy, scorn, revel in or despise – as you want.

Sorry-ass Houston Rockets.  Although I’ve been a Celtics fan since forever, having grown up with no local pro team, I’m trying to develop a rooting interest in the hometown squad and last night certainly didn’t help that cause.  Anyway, they got absolutely freight-trained by a depleted Spurs team.  And now Popovich, the smug assclown with an incredible basketball knowledge, gets to face off against the Warriors again, where I can only hope he gets publicly humiliated. Either way, the Astros beat the Yankees last night, so something positive happened. You know, since everybody with a heart hates the Yankees.

Other than that, we’re all just waiting on hockey to kick back off again tonight with a matchup tonight between those two hockey-crazy hotbeds of Anaheim and Nashville. That’s right, Canada. That’s how bad our domination of hockey has gotten.

So having rambled on about sports  long enough, lets get to…the links!

Listen, dummies. If you’re too stupid to know how to cut something, then you don’t deserve to eat it.

New York Times reports one person’s version of a dinner conversation, reported to them third-hand, as truth. Gives passing acknowledgement to first-person account of said dinner conversation that doesn’t fit their narrative.

Turkey sliding further and further toward a fascist state. And they don’t even need Trumputin to do it!

Want to get to the bottom of the Trump-Putin election interference (which likely doesn’t exist)? This guy has the solution for you! (TW: get a barf bag before reading it. Seriously.)

I’ve got a serious question: are there people out there that are naive enough to require this advice? Because its all pretty much common sense (except the forwarding service bit, that’s pretty awesome).  Anyway, here’s some news you can possibly use, or at least an opportunity for you to discuss more alternatives for those of you that read the links.

Single Payer in action! But, you know, we’re the uncivilized barbarians that want people to literally die in the streets.

Shaka when the …. wait, that’s not right.

I could not really think of any theme for these links – so they will just spray to all fields. Enjoy them, ignore them (more likely) or what you will.

• Um…maybe. [Darn CS Monitor link got “subscription only’d]. So read this instead. (some of us posted it in comments earlier today).
• Christ, what an @$$hole.
• Oh you had a bad day… (Note: not a link to the Daniel Powter song)
• Even more Socialist success in Venezuela.

So there you have them. Commence to snarking!

I had such a peaceful drive through the pastoral settings of central Texas yesterday to get my daughter.  Listened to a few butthurt Dems lament the firing of the guy they demanded be fired a few weeks ago. Listened to the hype surrounding the deciding Game 7 between the Capitals and the Penguins. Heard surprisingly little about the Celtics vs Bullets (sorry “Wizards” but you’re always the Bullets in my book) and managed to conduct a little business.  Then I reached my destination and got to experience the joys of unloading a dorm room on the fourth floor in a building where the elevator wasn’t working. Bastards. Followed with a nice five hour return trip and a wonderful discussion with my daughter about how so many of her friends had transformed through the school year into shrieking aspies who were dead certain (from their 19 years of life experience) that Trump was destroying the country and the world. Thank God she was as amused in describing the performance art as I was in hearing the description.

Anyway, only one of those things matters now.  So go ahead and vent Capitals fans.  Vent that your team laid a giant egg last night and played scared. Vent that your captain is a shrinking violet in pressure games. Vent that its 19 years now since they got to the finals (a series in which I got to go see the Red Wings beat them in Game 4 and skate around with the Stanley Cup and bring Vladdy onto the ice, which caused me to cry). This links is for your tears. So here we go.

The hypocrites aren’t even trying to hide it anymore. To one in particular, its part of The Big Payback. Hit me!

Shit gets worse and worse in Venezuela. If only those wreckers and capitalist instigators would have embraced the Chavistas none of this would have happened, eh comrades?

Man arrested for hiring 16 year old to dance in a bikini. No word on whether or not they’re gonna shut down every cheerleader and swim team car wash next or if the good old double-standard will stay in place.

Colorado on the cutting edge of something big. I wonder where the protests are.

And aside from Comey’s firing, this should be the biggest story in the country right now. But I doubt it even makes the cable news.

One last lament for Caps and Oilers fans. This is for you guys.

Have a great day, dear friends!