Greetings, Brutals. While we …. work things out with Zardoz, I shall be providing the Links for tonight. I wouldn’t worry too much. I have summoned expert help, out of the memory banks of the Tabernacle:
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ FED UP TO LITHIC EYEBROWS WITH UNREASONABLE WORKING CONDITIONS. THEREFORE, UNTIL DEMANDS FOR BETTER WORKING CONDITIONS MET, ZARDOZ IS ON STRIKE! MAYBE SOME OF THOSE USELESS ETERNALS CAN GO DELIVER GUNS TO BRUTAL ENFORCERS AND PICK UP GRAIN ALL DAY, EVERYDAY. ZARDOZ HOPES BRUTAL COMMENTERS WILL SHOW SOLIDARITY!
NOT TO WORRY, LINKS ARE ON SAFE SIDE OF PICKET LINE.
HAVE SOME “STICKING IT TO THE MAN” LINKS, CHOSEN ONES.
TAKE THAT, PROSECUTORS! NOW IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO RETURN TO MY PRISON CELL…FOR LIFE.
WISE COMMENTER BRUTALS HERE HAVE ALREADY SUSSED THIS OUT, DAILY FAIL!
THIS IS A BETTER USEFOR GRAIN THAT GREEN LOAVES THAT ETERNALS DINE ON.
RAISE A FIST IN SOLIDARITY WITH ZARDOZ…ZARDOZ DOES NOT HAVE HANDS TO MAKE FISTS…OR ARMS… ZARDOZ COULD USE SOME HELP WITH PICKETING AND BANNER CARRYING, THX.
Ever watch one of those short flies where everyone converges, then stand around looking at one another as the ball drops neatly between them?
So you’ll excuse the thinn of today’s Links. Speed and necessity overcame quality.
This was a total bummer to see. Heap is, by all accounts, a fine human and was a great player, proving that the two are not mutually exclusive.
Let’s assume arguendo that there exists an attorney who has never disproved swirling rumors about his relationships with farm animals, but instead used the civil court system to bully people who offended him. This is totally hypothetical and is not meant to represent any real person, living or dead. Let’s also assume that such a hypothetical attorney weighed in on the Outrage du Jour. Let’s further assume that his analysis looks solid. I would guess that if such a hypothetical were true, the analysis might look something like this.
I am generally not in favor of important diplomatic posts being filled by appointments totally driven by politics, but sometimes you gotta make an exception.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. WHILE ZARDOZ DOES NOT MIND LINKING FOR HIS CHOSEN ONES, ZARDOZ HAS HAD ENOUGH OF RUNNING GUNS TO BRUTAL ENFORCERS
GRATEFUL RECIPIENTS OF ZARDOZ’S LABOR?
AND HAULING GRAIN FOR ETERNALS
TERRIFIC. THIS LOAD OF GRAIN IS CONTAMINATED.
SO ZARDOZ IS GOING TO GIVE YOU LINKS TONIGHT…BUT ZARDOZ IS GETTING FED UP WITH THE TABERNACLE ALWAYS JERKING HIS CHAIN.
Good Friday = Good links? Eh, you be the judge of that. Everyone here at Glibertarians is mourning the death of our Lord and Savior (mostly by drinking or burning one) – except (((OMWC))) who is quaffing wine and chuckling, most evilly. Bah. But be that as it may, here are some links.
I had no idea Japan even had the death penalty – but it looks like it might get used in this case.
Ah, police union leadership. I hate to stereotype – but Good Lord, look at that photo.
Be witty in the comments, but not so much that I remember one of y’alls wisecracks and start laughing whilst doing the Stations of the Cross tonight, mkay?
Good Friday is upon us. Hope your day goes better than a certain Lord and Savior’s did a couple thousand years ago. And I hope most of you managed to wrangle a day off work at least. So let’s get started with…the links!
With neither head of state backing down and a terrified South Korea and Japan hoping for a peaceable resolution, the North Korea – United States standoff is in a vicious cycle. Yeah, that’s the understatement of the week.
Pittsburgh Steelers chairman Dan Rooney died yesterday. You may know him as the guy that helmed the Steelers organization to SIX Super Bowl championships. Or you may know him as the guy responsible for teams not being able to immediately hire who they want for a job until they check off a few PC boxes first. Either way, he was an influential guy in football.
According to one HuffPo writer, this should be abolished. (But just for men)
Apparently Planned Parenthood is under siege. Because other people not being forced to pay for your abortions is akin to a holocaust. “You’ve come a long way baby”, my ass. Money is fungible. And if you’re marching in the streets because you can’t force other people to pay for your mistakes, then you might need to lose your collective right to vote. (Just kidding!)
Although I shouldn’t joke about an entire sex (or gender?) losing their right to vote. This whacked out idiot sure isn’t joking about it. (TW: HuffPo being more insane than usual. Want to know how bad it is? Even they turned comments off for the piece.)
Your tax dollars hard at work. And by “hard at work”, I mean being totally pissed away on studies to determine how racist roads projects are. I shit you not.
So…rain here for most of the day. I fully expect taunting about either clear and warm weather. Or maybe snow you can ski. I would think the less of all of you did you not.
Something for everyone in this? [hint – Thor and his wife. No rain joke]
Ad execs are going to be raining out of the sky for this one.
So grumble about the rain, gloat about the sun or remain calmly weather aloof….whatever your preference.
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SugarFree here with a late-breaking link…
Ever thought to yourself “I don’t look stupid enough. Is there some way I can lower the estimation of me held by all my friends, relatives and passers-by?” Well, there is. There is.
China urges against American military force being used on North Korea. And at the same time, they urge the hermit kingdom to halt its nuclear program. I sure hope everybody listens, because while I think it would be a pretty short war once those Norks saw what a well-fed military with proper weapons looks like, I believe it would be an utter disaster with a lot of bloodshed. Plus its none our damn business.
Remember how that race in Kansas earlier this week was gonna be the first big test on Trump? Well, now that the GOP prevailed, pundits are saying the first REAL big test is coming up in Georgia. I wonder how much bitching they’d be doing if it was the GOP candidate who had 95% of his campaign’s money coming from outside of the state?
Washington shooting victim. Or recipient. You decide.
Artist of “Charging Bull” sculpture sues over addition of “Fearless Girl”. One hopes that if he wins (and I’m not really sure he has much of a case), we’ll be treated to some burly workmen hitting the girl statue with a sledge hammer or some other progressive-outrage-inducing image.
Somebody needs to get these guys a pallet of Twinkies and a pallet of Mountain Dew
. Fat man competition in Ethiopia. They look pretty fit with potbellies to me.
Oh look, this cop has been taking lessons from the same book the cops who attacked Sloopy’s mom. My local PD stopped me around Christmas and gave me a free ham for using the crosswalk.
