Category: Daily Links

Wow.  The weekend flew by.  Thanks to ZARDOZ, the fires kept burning bright here at the Glibs.

Anyway, let’s dive right in.

• Anthony Silva, disgraced former mayor of Stockton, CA just can’t seem to win.
• HuffPo says Emma Watson’s boobs prove we still need feminism. And here I thought they proved that even small-breasted English broads could be attention-whores by flashing their lady bits for all the world to see.

• Won’t somebody protect us (from guys on dirt bikes that were never on the road and never noticed by anybody below)?
• Won’t somebody protect our animals (from mailmen with nothing better to do with their time than to sex them up)?
• Won’t somebody protect our fences (from people that get aroused by those sexy, shimmering chain-link beauties)?
• The wiretapping claims are big trouble for Obama.  No wait, they’re big trouble for Trump.  Hold on, I got it: they’re big trouble for everybody in America.  Because they either speak to the neurotic behavior of the current president or the dirty machine politics of the last one.  Or both.

Well, that’s it. Go out there and make it a wonderful day.

Still here waiting for something else?  Fine.  Good Morning, America…

With a h/t to Jonah Goldberg who led me to this, here is a pretty decent list of all the hate crimes which seem to have suffered a narrative collapse. Is your favorite one there?

Love Trumps Hate is still a sure sign of impending violence. Because the only answer to hate, real or imagined, is fists, rocks, bottles, and flaming bags of feces. That last, by the way, was the name of a band I played in.

SP really, really didn’t want this posted. So of course I did. Expect my avatar to shortly become a cat butthole.

When I saw the part tying together Reagan and Ayn Rand, I sprayed coffee. Behold the beclownment of the Hoover Institute. 

And because I love each and every one of you, I present the greatest three sax circular breathing blind man who ever lived.

Happy Friday afternoon to those of you who identify as traditionally employed. This afternoon we’re exploring the scientific future we currently live in. A future where bullet points exist.

• Ted Williams would be happy to know that scientists have found a way to safely restore cryogenically preserved tissue. Now they just need to figure out the whole head transplant thing.
• The good news is that your sexbots will feel like the real thing thanks to this idea to have robots host human tissue for transplants. And when Skynet goes active, I hope the Terminator who comes for me looks like Summer Glau.

  

• There’s no glib way to spin this, genetic treatments appear to have cured a teen’s sickle cell anemia. His own bone marrow, removed, modified, and reimplanted is making whole red blood cells 15 months later. Science is better than miracles.
• There’s no un-glib way to spin this, someone has created a “smart” cock-ring that rates a man’s sexual performance. When time machines are invented, I’m going back in time and telling young me to go early into the field of teledildonics.
• Robots are even taking insect jobs now. Racist jokes about Africanized bees will get the catbutt. You’ve been warned.

  

Hope your week was all you’d dreamed it could be.  And I hope these links are to your satisfaction…

I don’t know what else to give you.  That should be enough to get things rolling.  If not, there’s always this wonderful song.