OK, I don’t want to say I was coughing a lot last night but, my wife was walking up to me with a tear in her eye, a tank of CO, a hose and mask set up, and a copy of an instruction manual by Jack Kevorkian – I feebly waved her away and am still here to give you some links.
The Wheels of Justice grind slowly….hopefully they will grind this guy into dust.
We’ll have to see how this works out – take a look, San Francisco.
UCL midweek games! I caught a little bit of the first half of the Liverpool blowout. And then I saw the final score. WTF? Not a good draw there. Not when Spartak and Maribor also drew. Man City won. Naples won. Leipzig added to Monaco’s woes. Real won and Spurs won. There were a couple more ties, but nobody worth mentioning.
Just a few games on the ice last night, literally. The Canucks grounded the Flyers. The Blues tore the Oilers a new a-hole. And the North Stars whipped Les Canadiens.
The CFP poll looked exactly like what we all thought it would. The Atlanta Braves got turned into a farm team for the next 5 years or so by MLB. Holy shit, did they drop the hammer on them. Gabby Douglas is the latest athlete to accuse former USA gymnastics doctor Larry Nassar of sexual abuse. I think we’ve hit 100 on the number of accusers for that creep. And we are just barely three days out from The Game, where my hatred will finally consume me. Fuck ❌ichigan. ⭕️????⭕️
Good boy!
Did you get all that? Well, those of you that haven’t already searched the page for…the links!
Looks like the Mandalay Bay shooting is turning into a jobs program for lawyers. They’re all filing in Los Angeles which, to the best of my knowledge, is hundreds of miles away from the incident. I hope, at a minimum, that the judges toss the suits and tell the plaintiff’s attorneys to haul their asses to Vegas and file. But I would be willing to bet a few retarded, gun-grabbing judges will let the cases go forward in the wrong venue just because it’ll give them a chance to grandstand. I’m also shocked nobody has started suing gun manufacturers for it.
Also, what the fuck is going on with that investigation of an older man with no history of violence, no signs of being mentally unstable, who was independently wealthy, moved a lot, maintained few relationships, was never seen at shooting ranges, was never questioned about staying in his room by the hotel that comped his stay, whose computer hard drive went missing after the shooting, whose house was broken into while under control of the FBI and whose winnings were a statistical anomaly for online poker players? The police and feds haven’t had much to say about that lately. Gee, I wonder why.
These Kennedys aren’t dead. Just drunk.
Hey look: A pair of Kennedys doing what Kennedys do. No, they weren’t spit-roasting a Hollywood star. They were just drunk as shit and raising hell. Thankfully neither of them could find their car keys.
Zimbabwe getting ready to swear in new president. I’ll bet you six trillion Zimbabwean dollars right now that he is little better than the guy he served under happily for quite some time until Mugabe’s wife wanted his job. No word on whether or not white people will be considered for owning land again, as the most racist country in the world continues to circle the drain.
That’s gonna be one hell of a show-n-tell next week.
Think Progress is really concerned with who leaked there Conyers story. A lot more concerned with the leaker than with the substance of the story itself, which is resigned to a place much farther down their site and which also has no mention of Conyers himself but speaks of the “culture” in Congress. When you don’t like the message, even if its true, try to kill the messenger. Scumbags. (oh, trigger warning: Think Progress!
Hate Week continues. Only 4 days, 4 hours and 40 minutes left (when I finished this piece) until kickoff. Fuck ❌ichigan. But we got some sad news in Buckeye Nation yesterday. Terry Glenn died after a one-car accident just after midnight Sunday. Dude was a hell of a receiver. RIP, Candyman.
Terry Glenn scoring on Notre Dame (who hasn’t beaten Ohio State since Hitler was invading Poland)
On the ice, we had six games. The Blue Jackets topped the Sabres. The surging Coyotes took down the Maple Leafs. The Flames pounded the Crapitals. The Preds beat the Jets. De Debbils took it to OT and beat the Minnesoda WIIIIIIILD. And the Anaheim Mighty Ducks beat the Sharts.
And even though nothing of consequence happens in the NBA until the spring, I’ll note that the Celtics extended their winning streak to 16 games after another come-from-behind win, this time over the Mavs.
That’s it. I’m not going to heavy with sports because there wasn’t that much to discuss. So rejoice, some of you. Anyway, here are…the links!
At some point, I’ll have to go to some darker places with the links. Which means addressing the serial pervert Charlie Rose and his suspension from CBS and PBS. Apparently this was an open secret for years and years. Which speaks volumes not only about Charlie Rose but about the cretins working around him.
I caught a lovely respiratory infection just before my trip. Home remedies of fantastic Texas BBQ (if you can ever go here, do so!) and a bigly amount of beer didn’t cure it, so I surrendered and went to the clinic right after getting home. Oh, and I hurt my trapezius right before all this, by lifting in a very non-Warty fashion. So every cough hurt like @#$%. The muscle relaxants I got are nice and all, but I cannot work (or post links) while taking them. So, a very First World bitching on my part, as I have antibiotics and stuff for the ouch.
I do have to share one joke from BBG CON – Q: What do you call a 3XL T-Shirt? A: A boardgamer’s medium!
So here are you links, with no further squeaking on my part.
This was his rifle. There were many like it, but this one was his.
I wonder if this will have more impact than a Streets and Sanitation strike? TW: Jezebel (they are still publishing?)
Florida Man Juvenile decides to act stupidly in an area where cops are already on hair trigger alert because of a serial killer.
This is a big sports week for me. But as a courtesy to our non-sports fans and to those who are put off by my hatred for ❌ichigan, I’ll try to keep it toned down. But seriously, Fuck ❌ichigan. Worst fucking place ever. ⭕️????⭕️ for life!
Truth!
Federer got bounced by David Goffin in the semifinals of the ATP Finals, so we didn’t get to see him and Grigor Dimitrov face off again in the season finale. So Dimitrov went out and took Goffin down in three sets to win the championship. Good for him. And good for tennis.
Arsenal put a beatdown on Spurs to jump back into the conver…ok, I gotta stop there. It was one game, but Arsenal ain’t going anywhere. Everton drew with bottom-feeder Palace. Man City keeps cruising. Manure won but the world still hates them. Liverpool thumped Soton. Chelski did the same to WBA. In Spain, Athletico and Real drew in a snoozer. And in Catalonia, Barcelona eased to a win. Bayern won big. So did Wolfsburg. Leverkusen was held to a draw. I don’t follow the greaseball league, but I assume Roma are still near the top? Well, they won. So did Naples, who beat former powerhouse AC Milan. Inter won. And Juventus lost to Sampdoria, which sounds like it should be surprising. Meh, who knows how they can play with all that oil on the ball from the headers anyway.
Full slate of hockey Saturday, but I’ll spare you the details other than to note that the battle for Canada was won by the English-speakers from Toronto. Sorry frogs. Your Canadiens will have to try again next time. Also, the Blackhawks won a pretty important game over the Penguins, who are hated by all decent people. The Army, I mean Las Vegas, Knights beat LA. And the Anaheim Mighty Ducks won. Red Wings lose to the Avalanche, although the matchup doesn’t generate the hate it used to.
No upsets in football, although UVa gave Miami a bit of a scare. But this is rivalry week, and the sphincters will be a little tighter as the week progresses. Here’s hoping for some good games. Except one. Fuck _ichigan, I’m hoping we beat the piss out of them.
Right, enough sports. Let’s bring on…the links!
I dindunuffin!
I don’t know who to believe and I really don’t care anymore. But the creature that is Lena Dunham sure has created a shitshow. Maybe molesting her sister, falsely accusing a man of rape and generally being a piece of shit human being are finally catching up to the sloppy, fat hypocrite.
This seems like a pretty clever idea. Although, if the dude really wanted to get some, he could just falsely imprison them, make them have sexy times and then let them go. Or does that only work in New York?
Ever felt like you were getting raped by the IRS? Well, about that. Looks like one of their agents, who is still on the job, took the phrase a little too seriously.
I laughed.
An EU official says Great Britain must make concessions for Ireland during Brexit. I’m getting a kick out of all these demands the EU are making. Britain can just as easily say “go fuck yourself, find a new business partner” and then go on about their lives. I mean, surely they won’t knuckle under and give the Euros whatever they want in exchange for their freedom back. Will they? Oh shit, they can and probably will. Oh well, I guess that’s what happens when you entangle your nation with others and give up your sovereignty. Good luck, Limeys.
STEVE SMITH HAPPY TO SEE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE, AND HAS RACCOON IN POCKET!
STEVE SMITH HAPPY TO SEE YOU!
STEVE SMITH SO HAPPY, HE GIVE YOU LINKS TO MAKE FUNNY REMARKS ABOUT. THAT MAKE STEVE SMITH HAPPY. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE MAKE STEVE SMITH HAPPY? RAPE. SO NOW STEVE SMITH LEAVE YOU FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE WHILE HE GO FIND HIKERS, CAMPERS, OR A FOREST RANGER OR TWO. AND BY FIND, MEAN RAPE.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ IS PLEASED WITH HIS CHOSEN ONES’ COMMENTS THIS WEEK. THE CHOSEN ONES HAVE SNARKED AT THE BRUTALS WHO ARE A PLAGUE UPON THE INTERNET. THEREFORE, HE GIVES YOU THE GIFT OF THE LINK, TO CONTINUE TO LIFT YOU FROM COMMENT BRUTALITY. GO FORTH AND COMMENT! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
SP and I will be heading out shortly for our weekend in Green Bay. She went a bit nuts buying team-branded clothing and accessories, mostly for the wrong team. The weather is predicted to be below freezing, we have researched all the ways to smuggle alcohol past the NFL’s onerous TSA-level “security,” not that we’d ever do anything illegal like that, nossir, and she has mapped out exactly where supplementary beverages, brats, and cheese curds can be purchased. Uber is the Official Ride Sharing App of the Green Bay Packers, and saves us the hassles of parking. We have a 55 gallon drum of lube loaded into the car (purchased at Amazon, using jesse.in.mb’s affiliate link). Drinks are arranged with one of the local Glibertariat (CPRM), and we’ll have some birthday cake in honor of straffinrun-san.
I love what technology can do. Though I’m a vocal critic of most of NASA’s “work,” and feel that the majority of it has no business being funded by the Federal government, there are legitimate functions related to defense which are constitutionally justifiable, and this is one of them.
“I swear, his dick was like this long! It was horrible! I was farting silently for a month after that rape!”
STEVE SMITH HAVE GOOD WEEK. GROUP OF HIKERS GET LOST AND FIND CAVE TO “SHELTER” IN. MAKE PURSUIT EASY! AND BY PURSUIT, MEAN RAPE. SO STEVE SMITH IN GOOD MOOD NOW. HE GIVE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE SOME LINKS, SO THEY CAN FEEL GOOD TOO.
