Category: Opinion

  • Deregulating the Maritime Domain – Part 3

    Legislative Hurdles To National Security In The Civil Maritime Domain

    Ie.  A *Starting Point* for Maritime Deregulation

    Part 3.

    5. Inefficient Cargo Preference Requirements

    Turning again to the regulations in question and their relevance in twenty first century operations, it is important to examine the specific national security concerns they addressed at the time of their introduction.

    • While the Military Cargo Preference Act of 1904 (10 USC 2631) specifies that all cargoes purchased by the armed forces must be carried on a US flagged vessel – excepting where unavailable due to resources and/or costs are unreasonable – it does not require a great deal of effort to justify the use of a foreign-flagged vessel in the case of an emergency.  In a situation not dissimilar to the previous contradiction noted with the crewing differences between military and civilian operators, 31 of the 46 Ready Reserve Force ships maintained by the military for emergency transport of materiel in case of war, were constructed outside the United States and are therefore ineligible for any use domestically were they to be sold to a US-flagged operator in the future.
    USNS Supply resupplies a Danish Navy frigate and USS George H.W. Bush

    In an amendment to the Merchant Marine Act of 1936, passed in 1954, at least 50% of all general US government cargo must also be carried by US-flagged vessels.  The type of cargo specified in this legislation has generally focused on high volume products like food aid to be delivered overseas – and this amendment was further modified to 75% specifically in relation to food aid deliveries in 1985.  While it is not hard to fault the original intent of the legislation at the time it was developed, it appears to have very little utility in everyday operation – and in fact is more harmful than beneficial.  In the case of a real emergency or wartime situation, the military already has large amounts of munitions and materiel pre-staged.  During routine operations, there are far fewer routine shipments needed for military support than earlier in the 20th century – which makes sense given the smaller numbers of vessels involved as well.  Naval resupply for instance is predominantly conducted underway between Naval vessels and Maritime Sealift Command (MSC) auxiliaries – commercial vessels never enter the equation.  An exception to this from recent years has been the drawdown of military materiel following the formal end of hostilities in Iraq and to a lesser extent, Afghanistan.

    In general, Cargo Preference to date is limited to emergency food aid and similar emergency aid programs.  The utility of this program has deteriorated greatly due to the increasing variability of international harvesting results.  Even Federal Aid Agencies are becoming less likely to utilize these programs – even when still required to by law – it can be far more efficient both in time and money to purchase the necessary aid or in the vicinity of the emergency and have it transported locally – rather than paying to have it acquired and shipped internationally on a ship that may not immediately be available when needed.

    • These acts and the issues they embody are further reflected by MARAD’s Maritime Security Program.  Out of 110 US-flagged vessels participating in international commerce, a full 60 are enrolled in the Maritime Security Program.  By participating in this program, the operators acknowledge that the ships will be made available to the US government at the earliest possible convenience in the event of an emergency or wartime situation.  In exchange for this availability, these operators receive a cash allotment of about $3.1 million per vessel per year or about $8500 per day.  While initially appearing to be a significant amount, as the PwC MARAD report demonstrates, that amount only covers about 2/3 of the daily differential in operating costs between US and foreign-flagged vessels. [But it’s still your taxpayer dollars being shelled out]

    6. Security Issues Specific to the Jones Act

    • Returning to the Jones Act as a commercial speed bump, it is possible to force exceptions through, but the process is cumbersome and time intensive and requires action at the congressional level.  This includes a considerable number of cases where vessels have been repaired or refurbished overseas but have been certified by the Coast Guard that their refurbishments did not exceed reasonable limits as established by the Second Proviso of the Jones Act – currently listed in 46 CFR 67.177.  This issue is complicated enough on the surface – attempting to calculate the mass differentials from multiple pieces of equipment out of a very large vessel – but it often becomes far more politicized as commercial competitors will attempt to challenge each other on the legality of any foreign repairs.  Leaving aside that the repairs have already activated the Ad Valorem duty by default, if a corporation can prove that more than, say 7.5% of a competitor’s vessel’s steelweight has been repaired or worked on, that would potentially void the Jones Act eligibility that vessel for future operations.  Bearing in mind that the National Vessel Documentation Center is the only fully civilian staffed command under the Coast Guard – and possesses neither the resources nor qualified manpower to inspect the ships during refits to verify the claims made by the companies – which by and large have proven accurate under penalty of law.  This is also a sort of situation open to abuse in that in a number of cases, decisions by the Coast Guard have been retroactively reversed or thrown out by courts based on these corporate complaints, although the Coast Guard assessments have been conducted in good faith in accordance with their established legal precedents.  It is difficult in many cases to determine whether any US jobs are currently being lost by work conducted overseas due to the timing involved and the limited number of active shipyards – estimates and guesses are freely distributed by both sides of the argument, but there are no solid numbers available.
    • The legislative limitations of the Jones Act are also such that those situations in which the casual observer would expect common sense to address swiftly, become political footballs.  US Coast Guard icebreakers for instance are an extremely valuable asset, but as there are only three currently active (between six and ten would be required to adequately meet all current operational goals), a waiver was required from the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) in order to resupply Nome, Alaska, after a Russian ice-class tanker was forced to take on fuel from Dutch Harbor to deliver to Nome as weather prevented the intended pickup in a Japanese port.  This situation among others, verges on the legal absurdity of applying a near-century old law in a blanket format with no available consideration for logic.
    Just tuggin’ along…

    In another situation, an oil drilling company which had previously been granted a Jones Act Waiver by DHS (under National Security auspices) to transport an oil rig from Texas to Alaska using a foreign built, foreign owned vessel was told that the waiver had been revoked and would require a new application.  Although the company halted the transit in Vancouver and used a US towing company to take the rig the remainder of the way, they were still fined $15 million – the equivalent value of the rig itself – for breaking the coastwise trades portion of the Jones Act.  This was in spite of a lack of available Jones Act eligible vessels needed for a timely transit and the fact that DHS refused to review their appeal in regardless of Congressional support, although – for example – 56 Jones Act Waivers were granted in the period of July-August 2011 (utilizing the identical national security rationales to allow private companies to transport oil from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve).  As the largest fine of its type to date, it’s also something of a precedent in that the company was charged the full value of the vessel being transported even though as an actual vessel it was argued that it should not be treated like ordinary cargo or merchandise being transported from one port to another port.  [Because FYTW]

    This scenario does bring up a related question that has yet to be addressed, but which also further exposes the limitations of the Jones Act.  Recently, vast reserves of natural gas have been located offshore of Alaska.  These reserves are easily exploitable, and would benefit the state and country immensely – but for one issue.  Even if there are new Liquid Natural Gas terminals constructed on the west coast, it will be impossible for any LNG tanker to qualify for the Jones Act – in part due to the limitations discussed previously, the US simply does not possess the shipbuilding capability to construct one.  Given the legal precedents already established, it is unlikely that any corporation or vessel would receive a blanket waiver for the life of one or more foreign-built vessels to engage in Alaska to West Coast deliveries.  That basically means that under current legal rulings, Alaska will be required to transport and export all their natural gas internationally, with no net gain to national energy security.

    7. Potential Corrective Legislative Actions

    So, returning to legislative actions that would provide a net gain to national security utilizing Mahan’s rationale, each previously discussed act will be reviewed.

    • The Military Cargo Preference Act of 1904 and all the follow-on associated legislation should be scrapped in full.  The US military already maintains its own Ready Reserve Force in addition to the federally operated Maritime Sealift Command ships.  Any needs beyond that in time of emergency should be addressed as needed – utilizing appropriate contingency planning and the best vessel available at the time of the requirement – without excessive micromanagement or favoritism.  Security concerns would obviously be observed and dealt with accordingly as necessary.  In the case of non-military cargoes, the respective federal agencies and departments should again be free to negotiate for the best available carrier to transport their cargo.  In this time of skyrocketing deficits – it is important to provide the best possible deal for the taxpayer.
    • The Ad Valorem duty portion of the Tariff Act should be fully rescinded.  It functions simply as a punitive tax on companies that have very few options to begin with, while not providing any actual incentive to have repair work conducted in a US shipyard.  A better alternative might be to provide tax breaks for operators – US-flagged and otherwise – who do conduct their maintenance availabilities and repairs in US shipyards.  Additionally it is far too arbitrary in its enforcement – between the precedent-based measurements conducted by the Coast Guard, and the irregular legal reversals in the courts.
    • Regarding the Jones Act itself, depending on the legislative process it might be easier to address the various issues in individual amendments, as opposed to replacing the entire piece carte blanche.  For instance, the citizen crew requirement should be removed immediately – at least for the seamen – although it would be worth reviewing in further detail whether that citizenship requirement should be left fully in place for ship officers.  Similarly, it should be examined further whether there is any inherent harm in removing the right to sue from a seaman injured onboard a vessel.  If insurance provided by the operator is adequate, in accordance with the routine union protections, there ought not to be any loss suffered by the seaman.  Again, there are precedents set for this that can be reviewed – both as a matter of routine policy for all US service members, but also for the seamen employed by non-US-flagged operators.
    • Coast Guard to the rescue!

      Finally, regarding the Coastwise Trade requirements of the Jones Act – it is reasonable to maintain the existing regulations for trade on the inland waterways of the United States – to include the Great Lakes – the precedents and general operating procedures established there are not in dispute.  However, at this time, given the existing restrictions and limitations on US shipyards, it makes no sense to maintain the US-flagged requirements for all trade between mainland ports, with particular emphasis on trade between the mainland and Alaska, Hawaii, Guam and Puerto Rico.  Like the Ad Valorem Duty issues, it is a regulation that has outgrown its utility in the last century and causes more considerably more economic hardship than benefit for both the operators and customers.  [A number of estimates place the cost of shipping a container from San Diego to Hawaii at 10 times the cost of shipping the same container from San Diego to Shanghai.  Numbers have fluctuated a little over the years.]

    8. Conclusion

    Reducing or eliminating these regulations should not be carried out in a vacuum, but in conjunction with providing more incentives to operators and service providers.  As with other industries, it should be the goal of the government to make normal business operations easier, not more difficult – whether in developing or maintaining a shipyard, transporting cargo and passengers, or anything else.   These are all capital-intensive industries that provide a very large number of secondary and tertiary jobs and business opportunities across the country – which in turn provide far more tax revenue in net gains.  It is possible to restore and revitalize our nation’s maritime tradition, but the way forward involves far less government interference and legislation, not more.

     

    Part One; Part Two

  • Reviews You’ll Never Use: Texas Frightmare Weekend

    Greetings one and all, and welcome to an unusual installment of Reviews You’ll Never Use. This week, I shall recount to you, my reluctant audience, my adventures, foibles, and heroic deeds during this past weekend’s Texas Frightmare Weekend. This will follow a slightly different format, with all wordy word words up front and then all the photos at the end. I tried sprinkling them throughout but thought it looked too cluttered. Also, some quirk of the site makes it very difficult to line photos up next to each other when captioned, so they’re just all in a vertical line, which also looks weird. Sorry.

    My favorite weekend of the year. Now I have to bide my time until October, when shit gets real for me again.

    This was TFW’s 12th year, and the convention continues to grow. They’re going to have to change locations again soon, methinks. The Hyatt Regency DFW’s entire bottom floor is a convention center, but on Saturday especially, it’s just wall to wall, to the point it’s barely fun and you can’t move. The logo doesn’t lie, however: this is the southwest’s premier horror convention. People come from all over; in Ted Raimi’s panel, he asked who was from out of state, and fully half the room raised their hands. I spent time standing in various lines with a lovely couple from Montreal, a man who claimed to hail from San Francisco and yet quizzically was not a gayhomofag, and some boisterous fellows from Monterrey, Mexico.

    The wife and I always stay at the hotel from Friday through Sunday, as there is simply too much to see and do for a single day, and it’s much more conducive to drunkenness to be able to just go up to our room, rather than get an Uber back and forth to our house, about half an hour away. Friday night we dedicate to signature hunting and finish that task on Sunday because the lines during Saturday are just unbearable. Also, if you’re reading this, Hyatt, your $15 breakfast buffet is barely passable as food, and a lot of places don’t charge for that shit, particularly when it is of such low quality. Literally, the only good thing is that the bacon is made thick and soggy, just the way I like it. I am not a fan of crisp bacon, and if you are, I hate you, because people like you make restaurants think it is not only acceptable, bur desirable, to make crispy bacon. Seriously dude, fuck you.

    There are always lots of guests, lots of interesting vendors selling interesting things, lots of costumes, panels, and film screenings. There’s a theme party on Friday night, a VIP party for people who pay more on Saturday, and a free Saturday night option of karaoke. I’ll let you peruse the guest list yourself rather than listing them all here, but this year we had quite a good haul of signatures and bought a few fun items. We attended the Friday night theme party (the theme was an Antarctic research post from The Thing), but Saturday I’m afraid we were simply too drunk to participate in any of the other festivities. The Friday night party was crowded but boring, so we broke open the glowstick necklaces laying about and made an art project on the tablecloth. We really only went because the decor and props were done by our friends at Dark Hour haunted house, and it would have been shitty of us not to show up to support people we hang out with. Seriously, we have season passes to this haunt, and had our 10th wedding anniversary there last month.

    Saturday we managed to sit through a midnight screening of Karate Kill, with director Kurando Mitsutake in attendance to field questions afterward. I pointed out to him that the Texas flag was upside down the two times it appeared in his movie, which I’m proud of myself for having caught, it being 2 in the morning and my being drunk. Somebody asked him the budget of the film, and he said he wasn’t supposed to say prior to US distribution, but fuck it, he’d had too much whiskey, and he spilled the beans. Don’t worry, Kurando, I won’t tell. The film was a welcome re-introduction to actress Asami’s titties, which I had seen in previous films. She was in attendance at a TFW a couple of years back, and we got her signature. She was dressed conservatively in traditional Japanese female clothing. I wanted to tell her it was no use since most of us had seen her have fake sex on screen, and seen her boobies, but I suppose it made her feel better. Seriously, check out the movies she’s been in. Read that list and revel in its awesomeness. I have a couple of those movies and may review them in future.

    One of the commenters, it may have been Suthen, mentioned The Legend of Boggy Creek once before. Well they had a screening of a 2016 sequel, Boggy Creek Monster, but unfortunately it had an early (8 pm) start time, and I was still getting blasted at the bar. But just know that it’s out there, waiting for you to see it : )

    I only caught three panels this year: first was The Thing, which featured Keith David, Wilford Brimley, the guy who played Windows, and the cinematographer. Turns out Brimley is a hilarious dirty old codger with a lot of crusty old man stories, which is awesome. I also got his signature this year, and you’ll never guess the photo. The dude actually had an 8×10 of an old Quaker Oates advert featuring him. I couldn’t believe he’d be that cool. So of course that’s the one I got signed.

    The second panel was Suspiria. This was the big one. Dario Argento doesn’t make it to stateside cons very often, and often cancels appearances. We had him, Stefania Casini, Udo Kier, Barbara Magnolfi, and, one of the founding members of Goblin, Claudio Simonetti. Dario’s limited English made it difficult for him to articulate complex thoughts, and Barbara and Claudio had to step in to translate for him increasingly as the panel wore on. The most interesting audience question, to me, was a person who asked the great director what he thought of the current generation of Italian horror directors. Argento responded that there was no current generation; just a bunch of retards mindlessly mimicking the giallo masters (specifically himself, Bava, and Fulci). Claudio chimed in his agreement with that assessment. They all thought Italian cinema had one glorious moment in the sun, and then decided it would retire as champion and never do anything innovative ever again.

    Also, it turns out that while my full name is a common enough one to Italians, my nickname is a purely English diminutive. The first two Eye-ties I had sign things stumbled over it, and they spelled it out in block lettering, before adding my wife’s name in more natural-looking handwriting. It looks like we just crudely added my name onto all the photos after the fact. So for the last two pasta-eaters, I just gave them the Italian version of my name.

    They were all hilariously stereotypically Italian. Overly expressive, waving their arms about as their spoke, everything was Brava! this, and Grazie! that, with several of them telling us in the audience that they loved us and each other a thousand times over the course of the panel, and while speaking with them while getting autographs. I did get the guy from Goblin to sign one of their LPs, which is better than a photo I think.

    The last panel I went to was Ted Raimi’s. He didn’t have a moderator for some reason, so spent the whole time engaging the audience, running about, and is one of those guys who is always, “on.” When I asked my question, he asked me what was on my shirt. Of course, it was a Warhammer reference, so I had to explain to him in one sentence about the Skaven. I had two other people in the audience whoop in support of the Great Horned Rat. The audience respectfully (mostly) stuck to questions about him and his career, rather than only asking about Bruce Campbell and Ted’s famous brother.

    We also secured Keith David’s signature, Amanda Bearse (she was there for the Fright Night panel), Ric Flair (why was here there? Who knows. But he did write, “Woooo!” under his name when he signed the photo, so I’m happy), and Michael Berryman. Mr. Berryman, as you may not know, has had to overcome tremendous physical obstacles in his life to become a successful actor, and he gathered all of us in line around his table to tell us stories of perseverance and positivity. He invited anyone who has a positive image, video, or story to post it on his Facebook page, so I’m relaying the good word to all of you.

    We also got Chris Sarandon this year, of course as Prince Humperdink. He’s a humble guy if you talk to him. Or at least he says humble things. He claimed to not know whether any of his characters will stand the test of time. I think Humperdink is already pretty well there. He’s also much smaller in person than you’d think from seeing him in Princess Bride or Fright Night.

    We also picked up Dee Wallace, who has been in so many classic films (E.T., The Howling, Critters, Cujo, et al) that she was kind enough to have a photo montage of them all, to keep me from having to chose. Rounding out the list was Ken Page, voice of Oogie Boogie in Nightmare Before Christmas.

    There were a few others that are repeat guests, so we had snagged their signatures in previous years. Udo Kier, Meg Foster, Malcolm McDowell, and Tom Savini all fell into that bucket.

    A lot of the cast from Bates Motel was there and had huge lines, but I don’t watch that show so who gives a shit.

    Oh and last but not least, Misfits guitarist Doyle was there, looking menacing and still with a great devillock. Except he probably wouldn’t want me to associate him with the Misfits, because I heard from several others that I spoke to while waiting in different lines that he just talked trash about the band, about how it was entirely his talent that drove them, Danzig is lucky that Doyle made his career, etc. Seemed kind of bitter. Oh well. Looks like the kind of guy Warty would like.

    Ultimately it was a sad drive back to the casa on Sunday, as this, our big weekend of the year had come and gone. I love the experience, and my wife gamely tags along. There’s a wonderful buzz in the air, and you’re surrounded by people who dress like you, think like you, act like you, who understand every one of your obscure references, and who are just as passionate about the Dark as you are. The whole thing is a shrine dedicated to group worship of Death, in His manifestation on film. I get to spend a whole three days walking around with people who have fake intestines spilling out, fake eyes hanging by plastic nerves, t-shirts with catchy pictures and slogans, neon hair styled every which way, tattoos like you wouldn’t believe. Not to mention the occasional sluttily dressed hot chick, to compete with the fatties that seem to make up half of the female contingent of horror fandom. This is our fourth year, and we’re already looking forward to the next go-round.

    Alright, some words about the photos. A lot of the guests charge extra for a photo op with the signature. I don’t care about any of you that much, so sadly many of the people I got to meet, I don’t have photos of. At first, I tried creep-shotting them, but my complete lack of skill with phone cameras, combined with the crowds, soon showed me the folly of this approach. So there aren’t as many pics of celebrities (or in some cases, “celebrities”), as I would have liked. This leads me to my next point: most of the photos are of very poor quality. What you see below probably doubles the number of photos I’ve ever taken in my life. I have never had any desire to visually document anything for any reason except insurance purposes, and so never take pictures, and have no facility with this. I don’t even have a picture of my wife. Why would I? I know what she looks like, and it’s not anybody else’s goddamn business. Nothing grinds my gears more than people who have photos of their own family. It tells me that either, 1) you frequently forget what they look like, or worse 2) you think I give a damn what they look like. Protip: I don’t. Anyway, I’ve never taken pictures at any previous TFW, and only did this year to have content for the site, so they’re terrible. The only time that sucked is when William Sadler looked genuinely deflated that we didn’t want a photo with him after getting his signature a few years back. If I mentioned meeting a guest up above, but don’t have a photo of them below, it’s because they upcharged for it. The only creep shot I kept was of Argento since I promised that one. You can see from how bad it is why I deleted the other attempts. Most all of these were taken late Friday night or Sunday afternoon. I had a lot more from Saturday, but the crowds were just too thick and the pics were all even worse than the ones you see below. You’ll also notice I stand somewhat awkwardly – I have some chronic lower back pain from a pretty bad motorcycle accident a few years back, so I have to stand pretty ram-rod straight if I’m going to be on my feet all day to mitigate it. Just thought I’d address it before somebody else brings it up because I agree, it looks weird. Anyway, you have been warned.

    Our art project at the Friday night party. Several of our friends noticed this and stopped by our table to take part. The staff kept giving us the stink-eye, but hey, you work in the service industry, so fuck you.

     

    Some kind of Alien Freddy family, who the fuck knows.

     

    One of the many fantastic shirts available for sale. I thought about buying this and having Brimley sign it, but couldn’t resist the Quaker Oats poster instead.

     

    People dressed like the ice necromancers from Game of Thrones. Actually I think the littler one is one of those green people who grew the tree up Max von Sydow’s ass.

     

    This is my good friend’s daughter, who also works at Dark Hour haunted house. The character is from something called Five Nights at Freddy’s, which is bizarrely *not* a Nightmare on Elm Street property. The robot hand is actually battery powered and articulates. This was on Saturday, but thankfully since I was assisting I was able to get the shot before general admission opened, after which she was swarmed the rest of the day.

     

    One of the set pieces created by Dark Hour haunted house for The Thing theme party on Friday night. You can’t tell in this shot, but it glows from within and pulsates. It’s the kennel dog-monster thing. They also had the head spider thing, of course, but I wasn’t able to get a good shot of it.

     

    Yes, they set up a tattoo area, so you can immortalize your weekend with a flash tattoo. The dude is from LA, which he advertises prominently on his banner. I guess that makes it trendier somehow. Fuck people who live in SoCal.

     

    The Suspiria panel. From left to right: douchebag moderator; Barbara Magnolfi, Stefania Casini; Udo Kier, Dario Argento, and Claudio Simonetti.

     

    Great t-shirt. If you don’t know what A Serbian Film is, kiss your wife and children while you still have your innocence and watch it. Or just read the summary and see why it’s awesome to have a shirt that says this.

     

    My buddy Alex belting out Country Roads on the accordion wearing his normal flayed human face mask and utilikilt. He is the owner/operator of Reindeer Manor haunted house, which is quite good. His lovely wife is also possibly the best dessert baker I’ve ever met.

     

    My wife really wanted the crocheted nosferatu because it’s unique. I thought he looked lonely, so bought him a plush Godzilla to play with. The day we got home our fucking mastiff chewed up the vampire’s head. He is currently out with some old woman for repairs.

     

    Great Americana melting pot moment. You can’t see the mom as she’s off-camera to the right, but she was in full Muslim woman-be-gone hidey dress, but with a grin plastered on her face as her kids took pictures with all the various monsters and seemed to be having a great time. Good feelz all around. Welcome to the States, young horror fans.

     

    MacReady and dog-monster wife at The Thing theme party on Friday night.

     

    This guy makes weird shit out of bones. This is a Little Shop of Horrors homage that cost like $1,100. The mouth is a big turtle shell.

     

    Great horror themed kids shirts for sale. Spawn of the Dead, I Don’t OBEY My Parents, Escape from School, and The Monster Squad Founding Member. We bought a few for the nephews.

     

    Myself and mystery woman with Stefania Casini.

     

    Myself and that damned mystery woman who kept following me around with Barbara Magnolfi.

     

    Myself and mystery woman with Keith David. She’s wearing a t-shirt that’s a reference from Monster Squad, I’m wearing probably my favorite shirt: Skeletor trying to drink wine from the bottle but it’s just pouring through his bottom jaw and running down his chest. I think this may be the only other shot here from Saturday.

     

    Myself and mystery woman with Claudio Simonetti. We got him to sign a limited numbered Goblin LP, which now I have to buy a record frame for.

     

    Myself and mystery woman with Dee Wallace. She was a real sweetheart; besides Meg Foster, probably the single nicest lady I’ve met at this con. Look at her IMDB link up above, she’s been in a lot of great horror films, and I was excited to get to meet her.

     

    It’s hard to tell in this shot, but this guy dressed like Groot has an axe in his back for some reason. He did awesomely only speak through a voice box built into the helmet that just said, “I am Groot”. Kids loved it.

     

    Another great t-shirt for sale that I bought for my buddy who couldn’t make it this year.

     

    If this is the cover to your movie, if this is the box art and that is the name of your films, I will buy them, no questions asked. It’s like heaven for a person like me; there are tables and tables covered in this kind of shit.

     

    I doubt the efficacy of these gas masks.

     

    Dude and chick dressed like at the beginning of the film Bram Stoker’s Dracula.

     

    This was just laying on a table as a centerpiece in the middle of one of the rooms, as decoration. Because this is the kind of thing that counts as decoration at Texas Frightmare Weekend, which is why I love it so.

     

    Creep-shot of Dario Argento. He’s signing an endless array of rare large posters brought by the people directly in front of me in line, a nice couple from Montreal. The dude put me to *shame* in obscure low-budget horror knowledge, and that ain’t easy to do.

     

    Cinco de Skeletor. Plus it was a black dude, which is super weird, because 1) there’s like a dozen black dudes at this convention, total, and 2) they sure as fuck don’t dress up.

     

    Chick dressed as Chucky. Child’s Play and Fright Night director Tom Holland was in attendance, but unfortunately I didn’t get a chance to meet him/get signature.

     

    Part of what I love about conventions. You find the weirdest shit. This one guy had a whole series of little painted Chinese porcelain figurines, that just came in orange boxes that said “Myths and Legends Series” and labeled, “God of Luck”, or “God of Prosperity”, etc. No other info. He said a customer traded them to him at his physical shop, which he accepted because he thought to sell them at DragonCon, but no such luck. So we picked up the God of Luck and put him on our shrine to Guan Di once we got back to the house. Just a nutty little piece of the universe.

     

    Prom Night Carrie.

     

    Beetlejuice when he has the spikes sticking out of him. I’d hate to try and navigate a crowded con with… protrusions like that.
  • Get Home Bag (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Antifa)

    *1950’s PSA announcer voice* Are you worried about the threat of violence due to local or global sociopolitical destabilization caused by natural or man-made catastrophic events? Do you feel your current daily equipment loadout or everyday carry would be insufficient when responding to a large, agitated populace or large scale terrorist attack? Are you simply bored and have too much money and need an excuse to purchase more guns? Sounds like you need a Get-Home-Bag!™ In this installment, NRA certified* tier mall ninja Vhyrus will show you how to make your GHB (or ‘force multiplier package’ for all you operators out there) using affordable, off the shelf items available to most of us courtesy of free market capitalism.

    For the well-equipped gentleman

    Now, before I begin, I want to start out with a few assumptions that I have made in composing this article. First, I assume you live in an area where you can legally purchase long arms and store them in some manner in your vehicle at all times. So, this article is basically void outside of North America (and CA, NY, and the rest of the slave states). Second, I assume you are able bodied enough to carry about 40 pounds of equipment and function while doing so. If that is not the case you may need to scale back your gear according to your ability.

    If you are new to guns or not much of a gun person, this article is definitely made for you. I tried to explain the more esoteric points as clearly as possible. Those of you into guns may find this article a bit oversimplified, and for that I apologize. I also want to add that much of this is based on my opinion. Well researched opinion, mind you, but opinion nonetheless. This kit as I describe it certainly will get the job done, but certain specific details may be up for debate among some of the more ballistically inclined among you. Feel free to tell me how stupid I am in the comments.

    So, what is a get home bag? Put simply, it is an emergency battle kit that will allow you to defend yourself if a serious SHTF situation were to occur while you were not home. This kit is not designed to protect or defend against normal criminal activity, such as a carjacker or mugger. That is what your pistol is for. I mean, you DO carry a pistol, don’t you? This is more designed along the lines of a major violent riot, large scale natural disaster, zombie apocalypse, etc. It is designed to be a self contained unit that you can grab from your vehicle in case you need to bail out and hoof it due to impassable roads or other quickly developing events. A GHB is not a bug out bag per se, although it could be part of a bug out bag if designed properly. I am going to go over the simplest form of the GHB, which is a rifle or shotgun, ammo, and body armor. Also, many of the items I will describe in this kit are not one size fits all. Depending on your local environment and laws, your bag may be very different from the one I show in this article. For example, if you live in a high population urban area, you will be more interested in a gun that can shoot quickly and accurately and hold a lot of ammo, whereas if you live out in bumfuck Iowa, you may want to ditch the body armor entirely for food and water, and carry a gun that holds fewer rounds but allows for longer range shots and more power. In part 2 of this series (yes, there is a part 2. Strap in fuckers, we’re just getting started) I will go into more detail on different guns for different situations and what works best for your area. This article is going to focus on a budget minded approach, so I am going to illustrate the cheapest way to implement a GHB. If you have a lot of disposable income and want to go crazy, then there is absolutely nothing wrong with buying a 2000 dollar trunk gun and a grand worth of ultra lightweight body armor. The kit I have put together is what I would consider to be the minimum necessary for a decent kit.

    The first and most important part of your get home bag is a gun. Depending on your budget and situation, this may be the only part of your GHB, in which case it simply becomes a get home gun. Slap some ammo in it, throw it behind your seat, and you’re good to go. I recommend more than that in most cases, but at least it’s a good start. There are literally dozens, if not hundreds, of viable guns you could use for a trunk gun, and as I mentioned I intend to go into more detail in a separate article. If you’re pressed for time and want a TL;DR version, then the short answer is to buy an AR-15, which is what I ended up using for my kit. My initial idea was to purchase what I consider to be (at least in theory) the best get home gun currently on the market, the Kel-Tec SU-16CA. The SU-16 is essentially what you would get if you forced an AK to dress up like an AR. It is a piston driven, side charging rifle that takes AR15 magazines. It is lightweight, simple to operate, inexpensive, and has a few little features that make it unique amongst it’s peers. There are many different models, but the one we will focus on is the CA model. The CA model has 2 features in particular that are extremely useful for our purposes: It can fold in half for compact storage, and it can hold a 30 round magazine in the stock. This makes it the perfect grab and go rifle. The other great thing about this rifle is that it lacks features that would cause it to be classified as an assault rifle in the less free states, which should make it easier to acquire and carry in those second amendment challenged locations.

    So, with my ideal rifle picked out, I set out to purchase one. The problem is, I can’t fucking find one! Right now it appears that the only model commonly available is the C model, which has an AK like underfolding stock. While handy and compact, it also gets rid of the magazine storage, which is kind of the whole point of the damn gun. The A and B models are also available, but the A has an 18 inch barrel which makes it harder to store and carry, and the B model has a pencil barrel, which makes it slightly lighter but also makes it much less capable of prolonged firing. Then there is the price. Right now these guns are running about $500-$600 new. While not expensive, currently you can get a brand name base model AR15 for as low as $400 and change, and the AR is a much better platform overall compared to anything kel-tec makes. The other nice thing about an AR is that they can be separated into two halves which allows very compact storage, even more compact than a folded SU-16. The only issue is that an AR does not have magazine storage in the buttstock. Fortunately, someone else took care of that since there are several options currently available that allow you to keep a magazine on the stock of the gun ready to go. The one I purchased is made by Blackhawk, but I actually recommend the Condor version. The straps on the Blackhawk one that I purchased are only designed for use with a GI type collapsible stock, so if you have a magpul one you will have to buy different straps like I did. The condor one comes with longer straps that will better fit different stocks, and it is cheaper.

    In the end, I used a gun I already owned rather than buying a new gun, which obviously saves a ton of money. If you have a gun that could fit the role of a trunk or get home gun and you’d rather not buy another one then perhaps your existing gun could simply be modified to suit your needs. The gun I have is a side charging AR which uses a Bear Creek Arsenal side charging upper. Currently these are a ridiculously low price, and if you are at all interested in making a side charging AR, I highly recommend getting one. If there is an interest from the commentariat, I can also write up a short piece on assembling your own AR. Getting back to the topic at hand, I picked a side charging AR for several reasons. First, a side charging AR is simpler than a standard AR, as the charging handle pulls triple duty as a forward assist and a shell deflector. It also gets rid of the god awful charging handle on a mil spec AR. The barrel is a mid length 1:7 twist, although if I could do it again I would make it a 1:8 twist. I will go into barrel twist in the rifle article, but if buying an AR try to get a 1:8 twist barrel. Failing that, the 1:7 twist is best for all around defensive use.

    Black rifles matter

    The two accessories I highly recommending adding to any fighting rifle are a sling and an optic. For slings, 2 point slings are better for moving, but 1 point slings are better for fighting. Magpul makes a convertible unit called the MS3 sling that I like very much, or you could make your own like mine but it will probably be better just to buy one pre-made. If you want to stay cheap and simple just go with a 2 point sling. For optics, this largely depends on your local environment, but it is hard to go wrong with simple red dot. For a good cheap red dot look no farther than the Bushnell TRS-25. I have 2 of these and they have never let me down. They can put up with the recoil of my VEPR 12 which had broken the other 2 red dots I tried on it within minutes, so you can be sure they will work. I wouldn’t go scuba diving with it or run it over with a train, but for normal use it should hold. I would also recommend iron sights as a backup. This may sound redundant but a lot of less expensive ARs do not come with any sights at all so you have to buy them. Remember, you want to keep this setup inexpensive in case it gets stolen from your car or wrecked in a crash, or you have to throw it in a lake for some reason. Now all you need are magazines and ammo. For my GHB, I used Magpul Pmags. The gen 3 pmags come with snap on dust covers that take the pressure off the feed lips, so you can load them up, snap on the covers, and store them worry free for years. Note that gen 3 pmags don’t fit in the stock mag pouch mentioned earlier, so you’ll need to buy 1 or 2 gen 2 or GI steel mags to fit in the pouch. Finally, ammo. To keep it simple and cheap you’ll want to go down to Walmart or your local gun shop and pick up some m193 made by federal. This is the same stuff the military uses, so it’s nice and strong. It’s also very affordable. How many magazines you carry is up to you. I have 5 30 round mags ready to go in my kit.

    The second major part of the bag is the body armor. I may also write a short article about body armor if people are interested, but the general idea is that there are levels of body armor from 2a to 4. The higher the level the more calibers the armor will stop. Everything below level 3 is only rated for handguns, not rifles. The advantage of lower level armor is that it is cheaper and lighter, but soft armor will not only not stop rifles; if you do get hit with a handgun, even if it doesn’t penetrate, it is going to ring your bell something awful. There’s no point stopping a handgun round if it knocks the wind out of you so badly that the bad guy can just walk up and pop you in the head while you’re rolling around on the ground. Level 3 and 4 armor plates are solid plates, either ceramic or steel. They are much heavier, but they can take multiple rifle hits without failing. Not only that, but because they don’t deform when hit, they won’t transfer the energy of the round into you like a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick, which means you will actually be able to react and either fight back or find cover. The minimum I recommend are level 3 plates. The ones in my kit are level 3+, which is not an industry standard but came up because certain commercially available rifle rounds (hint: I mentioned them back in the last paragraph) can actually penetrate level 3 armor at closer ranges. 3+ are slightly beefier but they can protect against everything not explicitly armor piercing. The company I recommend is AR500 armor. You can get a set of 3+ plates and a carrier for around $300 from them, which is a very reasonable price. Body armor prices have come down drastically in the last 10 years or so to the point that they are truly affordable, so there is no reason not to have a set. For guys, you want a rounded front plate, girls should have a flat front plate. Rear plate can be flat to save money.

    Last, but not least, you need a bag to keep everything in. This part is trickier than it sounds. The most important thing is you want a bag that does NOT look like a gun bag. You do not want anyone to think there is anything valuable in the bag. It also should be something that you can transport easily, which means it should have a shoulder strap and/or backpack straps. If you plan on using an AR broken down you will need a minimum of 25 inches in the bag for the upper. If you get something like an AK with a folding stock, you will need about 28 inches, and if you plan on keeping the AR together, you’ll need about 33 inches. At first I bought a bag online with the intention of keeping the AR broken down into two halves and putting it together when needed. The bag I bought turned out to be too small. I was able to fit everything, but it was an extremely tight fit and it wouldn’t zip up completely. Frustrated, I decided to solve the problem the way I normally do: Drive to Wal-Mart and walk around the aisles until I find something that works. And find something I definitely did. I ended up with a 32 inch duffel bag. It’s larger than I originally planned, but it allows me to keep the AR as a whole unit ready to go and it has plenty of room for other things even after I put the gun and plate carrier in the bag. It also has a shoulder strap and backpack straps that tuck into a little pouch when not in use. It kind of looks like a large gym bag or maybe a bag full of laundry, which is exactly what I want people who see it to think. It was also less than 30 bucks. I don’t expect it to be super durable but it should hold up for it’s intended purposes. Remember most of this stuff is only designed to work for a few hours or days tops. None of this is intended to be a long term solution (except maybe the gun itself).

    There is one last thing I added to my bag: a cable lock. The purpose of this is twofold. First is to discourage theft in case my car is broken into. I basically lock the gun to the car and thread the cable through the plate carrier. If they tried hard they could get the plates, but the gun isn’t going anywhere without a set of bolt cutters. This is not just for regular smash and grab, though. Depending on how far away from your car you are when something happens, you may not be the first person to get to your bag. The last thing you want is your own gun used against you. If you live in a rural area you can probably skip this, but it does make it a little less likely to be stolen.

    Now that we have our kit laid out, let’s do a quick cost estimate so far:

      • Rifle: $500
      • Body Armor: $300
      • Bag: $30
      • Magazines: $50
      • Optic, ammo, accessories: $120
      • Grand Total: $1000

    So there you go, one basic GHB for a grand. Not a bad deal if you ask me. Remember that this is a minimum budget based on my specific needs. If you need a 2 person kit or you have some of the items already purchased, this is going to change the amount you need to spend.

    Once you start assembling your kit, you can’t just throw everything in your trunk and forget about it. Test your gun with the magazines you plan on using and the ammo you plan on carrying. Make sure the gun is 100% reliable. Sight in the optic, adjust the sling to your desired length. Wear the plate carrier with the plates in, and make sure it is adjusted and fits well. Clean the gun before you put the kit away, and make sure you take it out every 6 to 12 months and make sure everything is still working. Inspect the gun, mags, ammo, etc. That’s it! You’re now ready to fight the fascist capitalist pigs! I mean smash the patriarchy! Wait, which site am I on again? Oh fuck! Uh, I mean *reads notes* protect yourself from violent antifa mobs and other catastrophic events. There we go. Hopefully you learned something from this article…. aside from the fact that I have crippling paranoia, that is! *Laughter, studio applause, end credits*

    *Not Really

  • Deregulating the Maritime Domain – Part 2

    Legislative Hurdles To National Security In The Civil Maritime Domain

    Ie.  A *Starting Point* for Maritime Deregulation

    Part 2.

    3. Commercial Shipbuilding Obstacles Hamstringing Maritime Development

    The second area in which existing legislation could be amended in order to affect a significant increase in national economic well-being is related to shipbuilding and maintenance policies.  Over the years, it is clear that the nation has allowed our shipbuilding capability to deteriorate to levels that severely impact our overall national security.  Simply in order to meet the requirements of the Jones Act, a vessel must be flagged in the US and have an all-citizen crew.  Additionally, the ship must have been built in the United States.

    Of the 126 active, registered shipyards operating in the United States, only 20 are recognized as capable of building large ships – and as demonstrated by the numbers, 10 out of 12 deep-draft vessels delivered in 2014 were ordered by the federal government.  In fact, taking into account the ongoing long-term Naval and Coast Guard construction and modernization projects, over 70% of total shipbuilding and repair revenues come strictly from military orders.  For further comparison, out of 1067 total shipyard deliveries in 2014, only 11 were made to the federal government.

    In short, while there is clearly a robust system for constructing and delivering smaller craft tailor-made to operate in the littoral region and inland waterways of the United States, the national capability to construct large vessels has vastly deteriorated since the second World War.

    • As a point of contrast, consider the shipbuilding industry in South Korea. Reviewing a report from 2015, in 2006 the industry employed approximately 150,000 people directly – but that number should be extrapolated higher over the intervening decade considering the increasing number of deliveries.  By comparison, MARAD recorded a little over 110,000 people directly involved in the domestic shipbuilding industry in 2013 (rising to 400,000 when including secondary jobs associated with the industry).  At the same time, for the year 2013, US shipbuilders delivered 227 ships and commercial vessels of which only 28 were above 2000 gross tonnage (GT) (including government orders) – and of those 21 were offshore support vessels or ocean-going barges.  By comparison, South Korean shipyards delivered at least 301 vessels measuring 5000 GT or more each in 2013, including offshore support vessels.  That there are several magnitudes of difference in production in spite of the numbers of employees involved in both cases reflects several issues.

    An improvement in the economy of scale is a goal to aspire to for any nation – and while the United States was previously capable of great strides in shipbuilding during specific periods such as World War II with the Liberty and Victory class freighters, at this date, delays and cost overruns are common – both in military and civilian shipbuilding.  A new cargo vessel can cost up to three times as much from a US commercial shipyard as one built overseas, while taking significantly longer.  Additionally, a common belief held by commercial carriers and operators is that US shipbuilders contribute to these factors by refusing to commit to fixed price contracts or delivery by a fixed date.

    Liberty Class Freighter

    While these commercial failings are frustrating, they can in turn be attributed in part to  the continuously growing burden of governmental regulations and standards placed on domestic companies, which will be discussed further below.  Traditionally, critics have pointed to lower environmental standards, salaries and costs of living in shipbuilding countries like China and South Korea – but as has been proven repeatedly before, a rising tide lifts all ships and we are rapidly seeing all of those factors approaching the western world – particularly in South Korea.  Simultaneously, examining the governmental policies of South Korea also provides an interesting contrast to the US.  While initially operating on several policies not dissimilar from the US regulations discussed here, by the mid 1980s, the government realized that corporate competition on an international scale was sufficient to allow domestic shipbuilding corporations to operate on their own under free market principles without excessive governmental support – and rescinded several key acts.  Additionally during a recession in the early 90s and periodically since then, the government has recognized the need to make additional capital available for expansions or upgrades of facility but these have been acts of limited duration with the intents of the measures highly specified.  These policies stand in contrast to the domestic regulations discussed here – some of which have been established for over a century and have consequently become that much more ingrained in the political consciousness – and accordingly difficult to address in a reasonable manner.

    • The issue of shipbuilding capabilities touches on several specific factors.  To begin with, it is a very capital-intensive industry.  Unlike building construction, which takes place from the ground up at the desired location – often utilizing a wide variety of mobile, easily transportable equipment and tools, shipbuilding requires very large, very expensive pieces of equipment that must be fixed in place (or potentially very costly to move in a limited fashion) in a set location.  In order to incentivize stakeholders to maintain or upgrade – or even develop and build – these facilities, there must be clearly achievable economic benefits to doing so.  Specifically, they must have an expectation of future orders on which to predicate continue operation – and in turn employee manning, secondary and tertiary orders and subcontracting requirements.
    Vancouver Wharves

    More to the point of this paper – once a company becomes insolvent or determines that the shipbuilding portion of their portfolio is no longer economical, mothballing or shuttering operations is a decidedly final step for equipment and facilities.  Without constant use or maintenance much related equipment – particularly dry-docking facilities or cranes – rapidly deteriorates, and the prime waterfront real estate these facilities occupy can be disposed of equally efficiently.  At this juncture, given the political realities – taking into account environmental regulations, particularly with finding an appropriate location, it would likely be very difficult to build, establish and open a new shipyard domestically without expending an extremely large amount of capital.

    As previously stated, there are well over 100 shipyards currently operating in the United States and many of them operate on a much smaller scale.  The geography of the United States with its myriad rivers and lakes, supports a broader, shallower base of smaller vessels that must still be built to detailed specifications in order to meet Jones Act requirements – which in turn do employ large numbers of employees.  Korea in contrast, builds virtually exclusively for blue-water operations, taking into account that over 90% of deliveries were for international buyers.

    Which consequently introduces the second issue regarding shipbuilding in the United States – to put it bluntly, there is no competitive advantage whatsoever for a corporation to construct a ship domestically.  Even if a company wanted to order large cargo vessels domestically in order to participate in Jones Act commerce, the turnaround time for almost any order would be significant, measured in years at a minimum.  This assumption is predicated strictly on the limited numbers of available domestic shipyards capable of actually constructing a large, ocean-going vessel.  One report commissioned by the US Navy in 1991 estimated that from conception to delivery, a new 42,000 DWT single shaft commercial cargo vessel would take approximately 57 months.  Of those numbers, the 12 month concept development window is the portion that would most likely be reduced – significantly – by the various technological advances that have taken place since the report was generated.  The 15 month contracting period and the 30 month construction period still appear largely accurate under the current industrial environment – although if the vessel was constructed in a shipyard owned by a parent corporation, that would probably result in a reduction in time as well.  While that situation is not rare to see in South Korea, at this date, none of the current US flagged shipping operators maintain their own shipyard facilities – although given the numbers involved, it is clearly not a surprise.

    While MARAD does run a number of incentive programs offering competitive loans and even grants for shipyard and port modernization and fleet upgrades to private corporations, it is telling that only a limited number of carriers reported direct experience with these loans, and that the surface consensus appeared to be that approval was overly complex.  Similarly, the official website for the Small Shipyard Grant program hasn’t been updated since 2013 and as of its last update, reported nearly $10 million in outstanding grant funding.

    (*NOTE*: site has been updated since this article was drafted in 2015 and reports there is no funding currently available – yay – and frankly – who really wants to be on the hook to Uncle Sugar?)

    4. Onerous Tax Burdens

    • One other legislative antique is the Ad Valorem duty on overseas ship repairs for US flagged ships – associated with the Tariff Act of 1930.  In short, for any repair work conducted on a US flagged vessel beyond emergent work necessary for safe operation – that is to say, routine overhaul maintenance or upgrades involving rebuilding more than a certain percentage of the superstructure or replacement of equipment measured in tonnage, must be conducted in a US shipyard or else face a 50% tax on the dollar value of the work.  While this measure was established to direct more work to US shipyards and US jobs, it is difficult to see at this juncture what its value is to the overall economy.  Indeed shipping companies report that even after paying the Ad Valorem duty, they are still saving a significant amount of money over the amount they would pay for the work to be conducted domestically.  This is to say nothing of the time involved waiting for an available shipyard to open up.  With so few large shipyards capable of handling larger cargo vessels, it becomes increasingly difficult to schedule availabilities in a timely manner.  [NOTE:  From my Navy experience the past 7 years, including multiple maintenance periods two of which were in dry-dock (both of which ran multiple months longer than originally scheduled) – this is an understatement if anything.] Different companies have different maintenance standards and while some may schedule repairs and refurbishments in advance of actual faults, in accordance with the tight budgets and timeframes of the shipping industry, others will gladly continue operation until forced otherwise.  In these cases in particular, the lack of an immediately available, affordable shipyard is a key factor in deciding to conduct necessary work overseas.

     

    Part one here

     

  • Free Will, Moral Agency, and Libertarianism

    While there is a lot of talk of free will in various circles, I always wonder if this has any impact on political libertarianism. Is the question of free will relevant to politics? Or is it more just academic?

    Quoth the Wikipedia: Libertarianism is one of the main philosophical positions related to the problems of free will and determinism, which are part of the larger domain of metaphysics. In particular, libertarianism, which is an incompatibilist position, argues that free will is logically incompatible with a deterministic universe and that agents have free will, and that, therefore, determinism is false. Although compatibilism, the view that determinism and free will are in fact compatible, is the most popular position on free will amongst professional philosophers.

    The first recorded use of the term “libertarianism” was in 1789 by William Belsham in a discussion of free will and in opposition to “necessitarian” (or determinist) views.”

    I will not really answer the question of life, free will, and everything. The great free will debate has been, is, and will be raging in the foreseeable future, most likely dragging neuroscientists, physicists, philosophers, and everyone else for the ride.  I am neither of those things, but a humble guy in possession of internet access, and as such I have my 0.02 fraction of bitcoin/gold ounce/fiat currency of choice to contribute to the proceedings. And so I shall.

    I decided to write … well did I really decide? Maybe from the first moment of the Big Bang it was determined that I will. Oh well, the grandfather of all knowledge must know… Anyway…

    I fairly unambiguously believe in free will – because, otherwise, what is the point of it all? My definition of free will may be tailored to confirm my belief, but without it, if everything is predetermined, is there a use for debate or philosophy – besides being predetermined to debate, obviously? I perceive things as if I have at least some amount of free will, so having it or not, by some scientific criteria or other, is not that relevant to me. I couldn’t tell the difference, either way.

    Obviously I am but a man, and as such, bound by human nature and environment. These things affect everyone. Person X and Y would not make the exact same choices in similar circumstances – there is no such thing as identical circumstances – because each human is different from every point of view. But people being who they are, the existence of some inherent constraints to decisions, does not change the simple reality that humans can and do make decisions.

    Free will in my view is that one is put in the position of choosing, and one can use whatever reason and life experience one possesses to do so. All the things that make me me – being either nature or nurture – are part of what constitutes my free will. At least the way I see it.

    Decide, get feedback, analyse, change. There are always constraints in nature – gravity, the need for food and air, laws of thermodynamics, and many more. Being bound to human and individual nature does not negate free will, like being short preventing you from playing basketball does not negate free will.

    Now some may say at this point you are your brain chemistry, or some such. Be that as it may, there are unique chemical and electrical processes inside each individual human brain. Whether there is or isn’t something more than that to conscience or soul is not essential. Free will can be simply a faculty of the uniqueness of the brain – which leads to each brain making its own decisions, processing data in its own way.

    Some will add stories about people who had an accident and could no longer control themselves. Some people are sometimes, harsh as it may sound, broken. But most normal people are not. The existence of the blind does not negate that humans in general have sight.

    That is not to say you should judge people harshly on their decisions or that you should completely ignore their life and environment. But you can neither eliminate capacity to decide. We all make a bad choice here and there, but 100 bad choices without learning anything, that is something else entirely. And some choices cannot be excused. Taken to extreme, it is not a rapist’s fault he raped someone because he was born one or society made him one.

    Agency and responsibility are part of what makes us human, differentiates us from the simpler creatures – aka food. Humans can go beyond instinct. If you remove agency from people and go to predestination you, in a way, dehumanize, or at the very least infantilize them.

    In pure mechanical views, humans may be seen as a neural network of sorts: get an input, process it in a way, gen an output. Compare the output to the desired one, and if it is lacking go through a learning algorithm to improve processing. Free will is in the uniqueness of all these factors and the ability to consciously realize how these things work, to change the way you process things, to adapt your learning algorithm. The fact that you are aware of what you are, that you are aware how your choice works, that you are not led by blind instinct.

    If you look at free will as something outside physical reality, like God or Soul and whatnot, then the question of is there free will, like the question of the soul, cannot be answered. If you look at it as the existence of reason and self-awareness, like I do, well, there it is.

    So is the question of free will relevant to libertarian politics? Not really, I would say. Everyone is a unique, separate entity, with their own preferences and their own choices. Whether these are purely chemistry or something else is not a factor. You perceive what you perceive, wherever it comes from. As such this has nothing to do with political questions.

    Even if each human being is “predetermined,” he is predetermined in a unique way which gives a unique preference. Even assuming subjective preference is predetermined, it does not change how this manifests in the market and does not change that humans still want to fulfill that preference to achieve subjective satisfaction. There is no valid argument over the predetermined preference of some being imposed by force over the predetermined preference of others.

    Some would say than some people are programmed to make bad choices and can do nothing about it, others are programmed to make better choices. Despite the previously mentioned dehumanising qualities of this view, there is absolutely no way of telling who these people are or getting them into position of power. There is not a clear argument for substituting someone’s preferred outcome to another’s.  And no way to decide if “bad choicers” will be better off with others making their decisions.

    Off course it is very possible that we are all predetermined not to live in libertarianism, but under a bunch of incompetent sociopaths. Could go either way, really.

  • Separation of college and sex

    I’ve just finished The Campus Rape Frenzy, by K. C. Johnson and Stuart Taylor, Jr. The subtitle – The Attack on Due Process at America’s Universities – should dash any false hopes that this book is a STEVE SMITH adventure. It’s about how the federal government forced – or probably the right word is egged on – colleges to provide inadequate hearings for male students accused of sexual misconduct.

    The usual scenario is that Bob

    Can you think of a dirty joke I should have put here?

    and Betty

    According to Google Translate, "coed" is Welsh for "trees"
    Drive safely, indeed

    two hypothetical students at Hypothetical U, both drink a lot of booze, then get together and have sex.

    She's a moonshiner's daughter but I love her still
    Here’s a picture of the booze

    Later, sometimes much later, Betty decides that she was raped and, after failing to persuade the real-world judicial system of the reality of the crime (or neglecting to report the alleged crime to the real-world judicial system at all), takes the case to the campus “justice” system.

    In the name of being Tough on Rapists, the federal government – invoking the anti-sex-discrimination statute, Title IX – has encouraged the campus SJWs who were already pressing for making campus “courts” accuser-friendly. The campus “judges” are students, administrators and faculty who have been trained to view accusers sympathetically and to be on the lookout for those predatory rapists responsible for 1 in 5 or 1 in 4 coeds getting sexually assaulted. These “judges” are warned that the idea of large numbers of false accusations is a myth, and “only” 2%-8% of accused men are actually innocent. These statistics are phony, as the authors show.

    Never mind, though – combined with the “judges’” training is their ability to ignore many traditional due-process restraints on their power, restraints which might allow the accused man to throw a wrench or two in the accusation. The “courts” can put the defendant on trial on really short notice, they can limit his right to cross-examine the accuser, invoke the assistance of a lawyer, or present evidence in his own favor (there’s a lot of cases where the texts the “victim” sent at the time of the “rape” are not consistent with the behavior of the victim of such a crime, but the “judges” aren’t always interested in seeing these texts).

    Sometimes the trial is conducted by one person hired by the college to conduct and investigation and reach a verdict, without holding a full-dress hearing in front of both parties as in traditional Anglo-American trials. The judge/investigator just interviews the witnesses, gives the accused a (perhaps incomplete) summary of what the witnesses said, and then reaches a verdict.

    It almost gets to be like the old joke of the judge who didn’t want to hear the other side because hearing both sides tended to confuse him.

    The judge tends to jump to conclusions
    All rise for His Honor

    The bottom line is Bob is branded a rapist and suspended or expelled. It’s kind of hard for him to get another college to accept him, and many employers, seeing that the guy was branded a rapist, will be like “don’t call us, we’ll call you.”

    So if Bob or his family has enough money he can sue, and maybe win or maybe lose. But any victory, while it benefits Bob, doesn’t necessarily benefit the next guy who comes along accused of rape in the Kampus Kangaroo Kourt.

    And if there actually was a rape? In that case only the real-world justice system can impose the prison sentence needed to keep the rapist away from the public for term of years. Throwing an actual rapist out of college and out onto the streets seems a tad lenient, and not entirely safe.

    It looks like the inmates in this cell block only got a C in not-raping.
    You want to teach rapists not to rape? Send them to one of these educational institutions.

    Johnson and Taylor have all sorts of perfectly sensible ideas for reform, but I want to focus on one idea they reject.

    Johnson and Taylor indicate that it might be desirable to discourage students from getting drunk and screwing. This might annoy Jimmy Buffett (NSFW), as well as the “don’t blame the victim – teach rapists not to rape” crowd. But such discouragement is a good idea as far as it goes. Rape accusations flourish, as a practical matter, in vaguely-remembered encounters which may be regretted once sober, adding to which is how easy it is (according to university regulations) for alcohol to make consent to sex irrelevant. And current dogma means that if both Bob and Betty are drunk when they have sex, Bob is raping Betty but not vice versa. How colleges reconcile this doctrine with Title IX’s ban on sex discrimination is unclear, but that’s how the system operates.

    But Johnson and Taylor don’t go all the way (so to speak). They frown on drunken sex, but they scoff at the idea of discouraging student sex in general. They acknowledge that, given the kind of cases which lead to these “he said/she said” controversies, a good survival strategy might be “celibacy,” but the authors dismiss this as a “nonstarter[]” which “few will find appealing.” College students in the past – often from necessity – often managed not to rut like bunnies while pursuing their studies, but I suppose the idea is that we’re a more sophisticated, liberated, non-taboo-having, healthier people today.

    "Or-gy! Or-gy! Or-gy!"
    “I hate going to these orgies – so many thank-you notes to write afterwards.” /old joke

    What if colleges simply stopped encouraging student sex? That could make moot the question of how to handle drunken hookups by their students.

    Don’t mistake my meaning – I am speaking of the separation of college and sex, not the abolition of sex itself, although of course as you know abolishing sex is the ultimate objective of the Catholic conspiracy.

    Colleges can only do so much, and training the horniness out of its students is something which is beyond their capacity. But that doesn’t mean a college should provide boinking facilities for its students. No using dorms as sleepover facilities, fraternity would-be orgies, etc.

    When I worked as a student dormitory assistant, checking students into and out of their rooms, I felt like the clerk at a sleazy hotel. My job wasn’t to keep the guys out of the girls’ rooms or vice versa, but to make sure they left their student IDs at my office before going upstairs for their…whatever it was they did (probably not canasta).

    Just doing my job
    I was also the piano player

    Did colleges put up with this sort of thing in the past? No – although students weren’t any less horny than today. College education wasn’t as near-universal as now, you needed some money or enough talent to get a scholarship, but if you had one of these qualifications there were plenty of institutions to choose from. But generally, the colleges at least made an effort to keep the students on the straight and narrow.

    Mandatory chapel. Curfews. If the college admitted women (not a given), then there was separation between the sexes, and social events needed chaperones.

    Actually, I don't know if nuns actually chaperoned college dances, this is poetic license, people.
    “Don’t mind me, you kids just have fun.”

    Most students wouldn’t put up with that today. But that’s all right, most students don’t need to be at a modern residential college.

    We’re in a situation where colleges and universities ought to downsize anyway. A four-year sojourn at a residential college (often involving indebtedness and fairly sketchy post-college plans for promptly paying off that indebtedness) is not an essential part of every young person’s life, if it ever was.

    There are some career paths which may require studying at a residential college, some career paths which may call for online education (dropping by the local public library for proctored exams), and some career paths which may call for a good high school education (where it can be found) and/or an apprenticeship.

    And there are some people who may still go in for a liberal arts education as defined by Cardinal Newman – learning for its own sake, including the things associated with being a learned person, including theology, the “queen of the sciences.”

    Upholding the Cardinal virtues
    Blessed John Henry Newman

    In each of these situations, the college can separate itself from enabling its students’ sex lives.

    If a student is working on his or her online degree while holding down a job, then their college life and social life will run on separate tracks, for the most part, or if they get together with other students it will be off campus and they’ll have signed all sorts of forms that the college won’t be liable for broken hearts, broken bones, disease, death, etc., resulting from independently developing relationships with other students.

    Or if students are taking one of those intensive courses of study which requires a residential program, they should be warned to do their foolishness (if any) while they’re off campus.

    And at least in theory, nontraditional-age students supplementing their education, often online or through occasional visits to campus for class purposes, will have homes of their own and any kinkiness they do will be in those homes (and they should ask their spouses first, if any).

    And for those few liberal-arts residential colleges which survive the coming shakeup of higher education – those colleges should be unashamedly elitist, recruiting students who are actually committed to a course of study, with socializing with the other sex limited to chaperoned activities like in earlier times.

    (If a young man and woman meet at a residential college (or before going) and decide to get married, then of course after their marriage the college should put them in married-student housing.)

    I guess the one downside to my scheme would be that it would force the SJW “student life” bureaucrats to get other work.

    "As long as you're looking, can you find [insert name of unpopular sports player]'s talent?"
    Look carefully, and you might be able to see the violin on which I am playing “My Heart Bleeds for You”
  • Libertarians and the Law

    By PieInTheSky

    One way of looking at things would be that there are two spheres for each person: the individual – where one acts according to subjective preference – and the common – where the individual ones meet and sometimes come in conflict. Freedom to swing your fist, my nose, etc.

    In each human society, such a conflict must be handled.  Conflicts in the common sphere are generally covered by, as Bastiat said, The Law. The Law in this case is not legislation but a subset of morality, and it usually exists absent of a specific government, religion, or whatever. Libertarianism, and the final form – anarchy – are still human societies and as such they have The Law.

    As a self-proclaimed libertarian, I believe in free people acting voluntarily to reach whatever their goals may be. I believe in a free market, in goods and services, and whatever people make and need. This all goes without saying, really. But of course, problems arise and one cannot be completely free in a densely populated world.

    So what about justice, in the sense of implementing The Law? This is not really product, in the sense that is not produced, distributed, traded, stockpiled, and whatnot. You cannot go short on justice because you expect a weak justice harvest. It is a service, but one unlike any others. The free market, for it to be free, must be free from aggression. And this is where justice comes in. As such, it can be viewed as outside the market, due to everything in the market depending on it.

    It can be viewed as just another component of the market, as it does cost resources in administering it. It usually has the characteristics of what economists call a public good, as in non-excludable and non-rivalrous.  Justice should be available to all, and giving justice to A does not reduce justice for B. Philosophically, application of the law is the one service in a society that should not depend on wealth, status, or any other characteristic of an individual. As such, it is unlike other services.

    Law which is not enforced is merely a bunch of suggestions, so each society needs a way to administer and enforce it – this is the goal of justice. Society – despite what many keep claiming – is not government, but in the case of justice, it is usually a government prerogative. Voluntaryists (what is it with politics and weird spelling?) and/or anarchists say this can be done better outside of government, all others see it as a core function of government, some as the only core function of government. But all flavours of political ideology accept rules and their enforcement, the how differs.

    Any political view that sees a place for a government, from minarchists to socialists, sees justice as a main function of government, up to the only legitimate function.

    The justice as the sole role of government can be seen in, for example, Kritarchy which can be interpreted simplistically as rule by judges. The origin of the word is in ancient Israel before the rise of kings, but modern versions are found, for example, in the Xeer system of Somalia. (You know the one, Somalia anarchy ROADZ or other such things randomly screamed at libertarians, although the areas of Somalia ruled by Xeer seem to do better than the ones ruled by government).

    Kritarchy is a legal and political system associated with structures of polycentric or stateless traditional societies, based on customary rather than statutory law, and it is very often close to notions of natural law. Medieval Iceland is another example. To be honest, I do not see these societies as stateless. But this depends on the definition of state. Governance in one form or other always existed: clan leaders, tribal leaders, warriors, shamans, elders, whatever. But there has always been authority where there have been humans. And this authority was generally accepted and imposed. So when does this become a state? And when anarchy? Or is anarchy just extreme decentralization? People will live in communities, and those communities will have rules. I simply do not see an ancap world in which each has his piece of property defended by private security and private courts of justice. There would be at least HOAs and such.

    The question is how is justice best delivered? Can there be a market for it, separate from or identical to the one for everything else? I don’t see it that way, not as a pure market solution, but something else.

    Justice should be accepted and enforced. After it is pronounced, it is not voluntary any more. The nature of the courts aside, the ruling must stand. Pending appeal, of course, and if you happen to live in Italy, 7 years of trials later maybe there is a resolution. The only voluntary thing may be choice of courts. If the decision is not respected, the offending party must be somehow coerced, by imprisonment or being socially ostracized or something else.

    Enforcing the law can be the purview of the courts, or of different organisations, more or less independent. Enforcement may have a market structure more readily. See bounty hunters for a quick example.

    Whatever views on delivering justice, for me it is clear that the current system is broken, irrespective of the country involved. Some, as always, more than others. Justice should be a cornerstone of society, as such it must be fixed. Most likely a society with better rules and system of justice will require less ruling and enforcement, as people will more likely respect the law. A good society is one that generates little crime, not one that punishes effectively, and those two things are not always the same.

    So what are the options? The way I see it, at least: government courts run by taxes or fees, private courts run like a regular business, Kritarchy style system of traditional courts. In Heinlein’s The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, if I remember correctly, parties in conflict simply agreed on a citizen, usually well respected by the community, to decide, and agreed to respect whatever he decided.There are disadvantages and advantages to, well, anything. In general, reality is only trade-offs.

    Government has the advantage of a special legitimacy in the eyes of many people, which brings enough enforcement power. What it also brings is too much power, bureaucracy, politics in everything, lobbying, excessive legislation and overreach, and often a lack of accountability. It does not depend directly on money from the involved people, but money is always present in one form or another.

    If a victim is dead or helpless and cannot pursue justice, justice can still be met, as government has agents for that express purpose, and this may not be the case in fully private circumstances. On the flip side, when a strong government commits an injustice, there is little redress for the wronged. Of course, many things influence government justice negatively: bribes, corruption, and politics to name a few.

    Justice and Liberty never looked so good

    Private courts of justice can end up more decentralized, with the risk of less uniformity and predictability. Their legitimacy will be lower and their enforcing power potentially more limited, with good and bad consequences. They must be to a point agreed upon by involved parties, someone must pay, and there must be some agreements between different private courts. Accusations of special interest might be stronger than with government, not really justifiably so, but nonetheless…

    Citizens, ad-hoc courts, or juries have a chance to be less controversial and more acceptable than private courts. Get a few people of good standing who are invested in their community and have a ruling. Of course this would not be without controversy – nothing is really – and many will question their motives, integrity and capability – not being professional judges.

    There can also be a hybrid system of private lower courts – this is often the case with mediation- and government as appeal courts.

    My personal favourite form of justice is trial by battle, let the gods decide.

    Justice in the end must be, well… just, lawful, universally applied, predictable, and generally accepted by the society. A system of justice like the asshole who is president of Philippines supports is not something to strive for.

    Do I have a conclusion? No, this is mostly musing and thinking out loud, as I am a little on the fence about it. So, justice, how do you like yours?

  • Reviews You’ll Never Use: Beyond the Darkness

    Greetings once again my scandalous sojourners into scintillating cinema, and welcome to the final installment of our three-part exploration of perhaps my single favorite genre of film, giallo. Forgive me if this is a bit short; I slammed my right index finger in the car door like an idiot on Sunday, and even though it’s been a few days as of Wednesday evening, typing and using a mouse still hurts like eight bitches in a bitch boat.

    The movie poster for today’s treat.

    In part one, we took a broad overview of the genre itself. Last week, I provided a brief survey of three of the largest names associated with these films. Finally today, we will briefly look into giallo’s influence on cinema outside of Italy.

    If you recall, giallo’s heyday was from the mid-60s to the late-70s. The films continue to appear even to this day, but their production tapered off severely by the end of the disco decade. The more astute of you may have noticed this coinciding with the rise of “slasher” films in the United States, and the eventual full-blown emergence of the splatter genre in the 80s. Mainstays of those genres, such as a mysterious killer, graphic on-screen violence, young people being killed in alarming numbers, antagonist POV shots, gratuitous use of nudity, and total ambivalence to acting quality all spring directly from the success of giallo. As I previously wrote, John Carpenter has repeatedly credited the influence of giallo on his own work, Halloween. Sadly, some of the artistic flair seems to have been lost in the translation; in my opinion, films like Friday the 13th are straw giallos, copying the form but without the unique substance.

    Anyway, so much for the meta-analysis. Please note that you can’t spell analysis without “anal.” Also note that I can attest that a middle-management cubicle schmuck in his Kohl’s polo and Penny’s khakis driving his fucking grey Camry to work every day in a bizarre effort to be the most cookie-cutter office monkey who ever lived doesn’t seem to find it amusing when you say that, after he asks you to analyze something.

    Famous self-cannibalizing ending scene.
    It’s kind of hard to tell, but that’s the “fetus” he’s eating. I thought about showing a shot of him ripping it out, but I’m too classy.

    Today’s effort will focus on a weird little piece from Joe D’Amato called Buio Omega in Italy, Buried Alive in the initial US release, and eventually now Beyond the Darkness. You may remember that I initially said I was going to focus this third review on one of the seemingly endless and decreasingly topic-related Zombi sequels. The movie I had in mind was Anthropophagus (or, Zombi 7), also by D’Amato. But as I was standing there looking at the dvd, I decided Beyond the Darkness would fit better, as it serves as a sort of bridge between the latter stages of the giallo run, and what we would call slasher films. Besides, Anthropophagus is really only worth it for two scenes: one in which the killer pulls a pregnant woman’s fetus out of her and eats it on camera (the effect done using a skinned rabbit covered in corn syrup), and the very end when he’s gutted by the Final Girl and he begins scooping up his own intestines and stuffing them in his mouth in a final cannibalistic orgy. There, I just saved you 90 minutes. Anecdote: I found this one at a Movie Trading Company in a part of the city with a heavy black population. The clerk was black. The dvd cover had a picture of that ending self-consumption scene. The guy looks at me and says, I shit you not, “Man who da fuck wanna watch a movie like this?!” I gave him a Cheshire Cat grin and didn’t say a word.

    Anyway, Beyond the Darkness is still super fucked up, but has more super fucked up scenes than Anthropophagus. D’Amato dabbled both in horror and porn, so it was inevitable we’d get a movie like this. Our young lead Kieran Canter loses his fiancée to a voodoo curse by his weird-looking housekeeper Franca Stoppi who wants the guy all to herself (I’d link to both of their IMDBs, but neither of them has really done anything you’d care about). In fact, she breast feeds him in his sorrow after the funeral. Except he’s really into taxidermy as a hobby, see, and it turns out he’s also a complete fucking loon. So once the fiancée dies, he digs her up (this scene shows the coffin having been buried, oh, I’d say about six inches deep), takes her back to his palatial villa, stuffs her, and puts her in his bed.

    Creepy-looking housekeeper. She’s making sloppy joes.
    Just what the doctor ordered after a hard day of burying the chick you wanted to marry.

    While returning from the graveyard, he has a flat tire, and a hitchhiker helps herself into his van. He takes her back to his place, and after she freaks the fuck out seeing him taxidermy-ing this much better looking chick, he kills her (after bizarrely taking time to rip her fingernails out with pliers). The housekeeper helps hack her fat ass up (and we get to see her giant titties flopping out hither and yon), and they turn her into sludge in a bathtub full of acid. Amusingly, the acid in Italy also comes wrapped in those wicker baskets like you see around bottles of table wine. It looks exactly the same, only huge, and with a warning label on it. After feeling bad about this, the housekeeper gives him a handjob to lift his spirits.

    Seriously, the acid looks just like this, only in a much larger bottle with a generic warning label on it. I really sincerely hope that’s how they sold acid in Italy in the 70s.

    Next, he’s out jogging, when he comes across a comely lass who has sprained her ankle. He takes her back to his place, and in exchange for wrapping her limb in a bandage, she basically jumps into bed with him, no dialogue needed. Upon seeing the stuffed corpse she freaks the fuck out (stop me if you’ve heard this), and Kieran rips out her throat with his teeth, and then swallows the chunk. Enter housekeeper, to burn the body in their giant pizza oven.

    Eventually the funeral director starts snooping around, because he saw Kieran inject the fiancée’s corpse with something just before the funeral. Franca and he have a falling out, eyes are ripped out, twin sisters appear, and all hell breaks loose. There’s an interesting jump-scare ending that I don’t want to spoil, so we’ll leave it at this.

    Now, this comes close to rising above being a gore-fest, but just falls short. Kieran’s character is alternately devastated and weepy, only to become enraged and murderous, and there is a definite feeling of his being trapped in a childhood twisted by the early death of his parents. But this thematic avenue is never really explored. Franca’s character has no such interesting promise, and is just a freaking weirdo. Her family appears at one point, and they also are shown to be…eccentric, would be the politest way to put it. Also quite interesting, is the fact that there is no real protagonist. The good funeral director (whose entire subplot is worthless except to set up the final shot) and the twin sister both appear too briefly to be said to have a meaningful role in the conflict. It’s actually just two antagonists doing crazy shit to other people and eventually, to each other.

    Order up: one dead jogger.

    Really though you’re watching this for the gore factor. There are great scenes, particularly two well known ones: the taxidermy and the acid bath. The sequence where Kieran stuffs his former love’s corpse is drawn out, using buckets upon buckets of animal guts, as we see him emptying her out. Upon removing her heart, he holds it up to kiss…then takes a bite out of it. The hacking up of fatty and turning her into slurry is also quite graphic and memorable. There’s an amusing transition from Franca dumping the liquid remains in a hole in the yard, to her very messily eating beef stew that will stick in your mind. Also the soundtrack is once again by Goblin, so that’s good.

    What’s left of fatty after her acid bath. Serves her right for jumping in his car after he drove past her a few moments earlier. Also serves her right for being a fucking fatty.

    Really though, even though this is widely considered to be D’Amato’s best work (he also pulls double-duty as cinematographer, under his real name of Aristide Massacessi), it doesn’t do a lot more for you than show the potential he had, and make you sick. I haven’t seen any of his porn work (though I can’t help but wonder what Anal Paprika is like), but I suppose great directorial skills are less important in that genre. Suspiria is giallo at it’s finest (as evidenced by the number of commenters who chimed in with how much they also enjoyed that film) – this is giallo at it’s most base.

    Sorry this is a bit short and to the point, but like I said, my finger really fucking hurts, and I’ve got a big convention coming up this weekend, so that’s just perfect. Ultimately I give this film 6 pictures of my brindle mastiff out of 11.

    I tried to get him to wear a hat, to make the photo “amusing,” but no dice. And my corgi wouldn’t even sit still for any photo at all. Also, I saw UCS’s review of Dawn of War III too late to chime in on it, but the next time any one of you motherfuckers does anything Warhammer related without getting ahold of me so I can impress everyone in the comments with how much I know about Warhammer, I will destroy you all in my wrath. I have Warhammer tattoos FFS!!!

  • Royal Tea – Thoughts on International Trade

    When running into a bout of cognitive dissonance, the choices seem to be: sit and think it through; or shout slogans and ignore the contradiction. I have long held opinions on trade that border on the mercantilist. While puttering about, I spotted a box of “Royal Tea” sitting atop my refrigerator. Putting a kettle on, I got together the things I’d need, and waited for the water to boil. That’s when I started thinking about the items I’d gathered.

    And the tea leaves say…

    Despite the Cyrillic letters on one side and the Imperial Russian motifs (including portraits of Nicky II and his Tsarina), the tea had probably never been to Russia. It was Ceylon tea from Sri Lanka imported by way of a company in Sacramento. The kettle had been made by robots in Japan and ordered via computer. The teacups were actually crafted by Russian hands. The spoon was one of thousands stamped out en masse in China. The gas I was burning probably came out of a fracking well in this country, but not from anywhere near as close as the honey, which was collected at a maple farm two counties over. But I didn’t go there to get it. Even that was shipped in to my local store. All while I sat on my fat ass complaining how this country doesn’t make anything anymore.

    I composed a quip to share with the Glibertariat, with the ending being a play on the line “It’s good to be the King.” While I cleaned up the wording and contemplated the response I’d get from known personalities, the dissonance set in. While some people far richer than I hollered about the ‘evils’ of capitalism elsewhere, I was contemplating a cup of tea. Aside from the fact that it needed more honey, the mere fact that it was in my hands at that moment was a silent testament to the good of capitalism. More specifically, the fruits of trade. I will still argue that Ricardo was wrong regarding comparative advantage (because he was), and I still hold that it is better to be the producer and seller of goods than the buyer. But these are details of nuance, separated from the base principle that it’s good to be a capitalist.

    My gut instinct is to argue against international trade. But that is a response born of emotion and not rational reflection. Too many people I know tell the same story – their job went away but their family is still here. It was my tale, too. I ended up in the Civil Service because there was nothing else around. Everything was being made overseas. Why was it cheaper to ship halfway around the globe than build locally? Many here will reflexively blame government. That, too, is an emotional response. While not completely false, it carries the same danger of becoming over-simplified dogma as blaming the corporation. The company that had sent my last job overseas had been skirting bankruptcy because it had decayed into a bloated, inefficient conglomerate with scads of redundant departments duplicating the same functions. So, they had to restructure or die. Bye upstate New York, hello Mumbai. This was not the fault of the government who had chased out the other opportunities.

    Did (relatively) free trade cost me a job?

    Yes.

    Should I be bitter?

    Not unless I forget to add enough honey to this cup of tea, I wouldn’t even have tea without the same.

  • Deregulating the Maritime Domain – Part 1

    The following article is adapted and abridged from a term paper I submitted for a Port Logistics and Management Course back in 2015.  If anyone is interested in seeing the full article or a complete list of references, just ask. For obvious structural reasons, rather than stick with my original footnote format, I will be linking directly to the references where appropriate (but not linking to the same article multiple times).

     

    Legislative Hurdles To National Security In The Civil Maritime Domain

    Ie.  A *Starting Point* for Maritime Deregulation

    Part 1.

    In 1890, RADM Alfred Thayer Mahan wrote, “The necessity of a navy, in the restricted sense of the word, springs from peaceful shipping, and disappears with it, except in the case of a nation which has aggressive tendencies, and keeps up a navy merely as a branch of the military establishment.”  This belief was shared by many legislators in the early twentieth century as the United States expanded its sphere of influence in the world and took a greater role in world affairs.  During that period, such pieces of legislation as are discussed below, played an important part in the development of our national maritime heritage – and set the stage for greater involvement on the world stage in the following years.  However, at this point in the 21st century, many of these regulations have outlived their original, stated (if not intended) purpose and serve now as barriers to greater economic expansion and security, while benefiting only a few vocal supporters at the expense of the greater population.

    The goal of this paper is to examine the potential costs and benefits of repealing the Jones Act and similar associated regulations.  Not in a strictly economic sense looking at the potential trade [im]balances, but more focused on the security aspects originally envisioned by the act and how relevant they remain nearly a century later and how they could potentially be improved for a net gain for the operators, government, and taxpayers.  A strictly economic consideration of the impact of rescinding the Jones Act previously published estimates a minimum net gain of approximately $700 million annually.  [NOTE:  This is an excellent, well-researched paper on the whole – although if anything it’s a little conservative on the economic benefits re: Alaska and Hawaii.  It also makes some good points re: previous deregulation of the trucking and rail industries and economic growth that followed as examples.  Recommended reading!]

    Although the Jones Act is the most well-known regulation limiting players in domestic water-borne trade, it is just one of a number of over-reaching regulations, which operate in concert to limit economic opportunities and growth – while similarly acting as potential barriers to improving national security options.  Upon closer consideration, legislation affecting the Jones Act alone will not in and of itself resolve some of the most pressing long-term national security considerations.

    To begin with, it is necessary to define the specific characteristics of the Jones Act and the associated pieces of legislation to be discussed below.

    • Merchant Marine Memorial

      The Merchant Marine Act of 1920 (46 USC), also known as the Jones Act.  This piece of legislation is centered on domestic commercial shipping utilizing the common term of cabotage.  Specifically, the Jones Act placed formal restrictions on the nature of all vessels engaged in trade on US waterways and between domestic ports.  This trade can only be conducted by vessels constructed, owned, and flagged in the United States registry and all crew must be US citizens.  The definition of domestic ports includes not only facilities in Hawaii and Alaska, but also the territories of Guam and Puerto Rico – although additional territories such as the Virgin Islands and Greater Marianas islands have been granted waivers.  Additionally, the Jones Act grants specific rights and privileges to seamen employed by US carriers.

    • The Merchant Marine Act of 1936 (46 USC 27) – contrary to popular belief regarding the Jones Act – in part due to its official title, this piece of legislation formally created a National Merchant Marine service for the United States – a formal federal service auxiliary that could be called upon to support national defense for transportation/logistics purposes in time of war or critical need – while the vessels themselves were owned and operated by private interests.
    • The Tariff Act of 1930 (19 CFR 1466) – a subordinate portion of the overarching Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act of 1930 specifically addresses limitations regarding the repair and refurbishment of Jones Act-qualified vessels. Excepting emergencies, only minor repairs are permitted in non-US shipyard facilities and operators violating this provision are required to pay a 50% tax on all work-related expenses.
    • The Maritime Security Program (MSP) of 1996 (46 CFR 296) – A program administered by the United States Maritime Administration (MARAD) providing funding to US flagged vessels in exchange for ensuring their availability for necessary military requirements in time of war or emergency.
    • The Military Cargo Preference Act of 1904 (10 USC 2631) requires all military materiel owned or procured by the military services of the United States to be transported by US flagged vessels where possible.

    In the cases of most pieces of legislation, including the sample posted above, it is possible to amend portions of the regulations without discarding the full law, but in many of these cases, we have reached a position in which it is significantly more beneficial to scrap the entirety of the regulation.

    2. Specific Limitations Associated with Crewing Practices on US-Flagged Vessels

    • A study by Price Waterhouse Coopers (PwC) on behalf of MARAD conducted a survey of US-flagged operators and non-US-flagged operators in order to determine the primary disparities in operating costs.  The primary determination was that the largest delta in expenses came from crewing costs.  Under the Jones Act, all vessels involved in cabotage and coast-wise trade must employ all US citizens.  That in and of itself is not particularly surprising given that the vast majority of the cabotage trade takes place on the inland waters of the United States, including the Great Lakes.  Somewhat more eye-opening is that, under the current regulations, every ship registered and flagged by the United States must demonstrate a 100% Citizen Crew Requirement, even those involved solely in international trade.

    Unsurprisingly, this policy is considered by a majority of commercial carriers to be a significant barrier to flagging a ship under the United States registry.  Not only is the pool of available employees significantly smaller – or shallower in this case – but the costs are vastly higher.  Between cost of living expenses, standard wages, insurance rates – inflated by Jones Act protections and benefits, and union fees, the average crewing cost of a US flagged vessel is well over five times as much as a comparable non-US-flagged vessel.

    There is one major counter to this policy, and it does provide an interesting contrast to the current civil regulations.  Both the US Navy and US Coast Guard allow (and have allowed since their inception) non-citizens to serve in enlisted roles throughout their surface forces.  This practice has multiple benefits not limited to providing an accelerated path to citizenship for qualified legal permanent residents (aka the kind of legal immigration we should continue to encourage), in addition to providing a steady source of ready, willing and able seamen to fill critical billets on all surface vessels.

    Although this has been a longstanding practice in the sea services (and likewise all the other military services), there has never been an outcry against volunteer non-citizen permanent resident service members taking away jobs and pay from citizens.  Traditionally permanent residents have strong ties to their communities locally wherever they are stationed – and the salary they receive would traditionally not leave the country aside from the case of remittances sent overseas in support of family.  Accordingly, it is difficult to envision any real loss of capital were all other Merchant Marine jobs opened to qualified, eligible, non-citizens and the Citizen Crew requirement for US flagged vessels rescinded.

    2. Continued Specific Limitations Associated with Crewing Practices on US-Flagged Vessels

    • An additional consideration in terms of lowering overall crew expenses is to re-examine the insurance requirements and labor union policies enforced by the Jones Act and similar pieces of legislation.  As in many other industries over the past few years, the evolving nature of operations has reduced the need for the union coverage and assistance.  Since the advent of the law – and increasingly rapidly in part due to containerization (beginning in the early ’50s) and more recent safety features introduced, the environment aboard vessels at sea has grown considerably safer and less hazardous on the whole – while specific vessel-types and operations obviously remain inherently risky by the nature of their locations and missions.  On a ship as anywhere else in our progressively more wired world, the optics of hazardous operations or personnel accidents are nearly instantaneously visible to newsrooms and shareholders alike – increasing the incentive to prioritize crew safety over equipment and profits.  Under the Jones Act however, a crewman retains the right to sue the carrier employing them – a practice which has raised insurance rates for US-flagged carriers far above the international average.
    Northeast Marine Pilot boat docked in Newport, RI

    One response to this may be found in a report made by the Cedar River Group on behalf of the Washington State Legislature.  This report was commissioned to examine the cost differentials to the state between state employees covered by the Jones Act working on Washington State Ferries and those other state employees covered by state Industrial Insurance.  The case of Washington state is unique compared to the other states operating state ferry systems (including Texas, North Carolina, Oregon, Alaska, and New York) because Washington alone has chosen not to invoke sovereign immunity and can therefore be sued by Jones Act eligible employees.  In a detailed summary, the numbers presented demonstrate that covering Jones Act eligible seamen by state Industrial Insurance would save the state money over the court costs and lawsuits brought under the Jones Act, but would also benefit the employees by providing insurance benefits in a far timelier manner than following the long wait associated with a lawsuit.  While the total dollar amount a seaman will receive may be less, the utility of receiving regular payments in a timely manner is far higher.

    While this solution would not currently be relevant to a private firm engaged in similar operations, the numbers do provide a valuable, practical, realistic sampling to use for comparison.  This is the sort of precedent that could be used to demonstrate adequate coverage and model updated insurance costs should the Jones Act be revised to better meet current national requirements.  It must be noted however, that all the forecast estimates were based on pre-existing cases and developed prior to full passage and implementation of the Affordable Care Act – a key variable which will require additional review.