“Many there are, I doubt not, who will regard the Eastern girl with horror. I ask their forgiveness in that I regarded her quite differently. No man having seen her could have condemned her unheard. Many, having looked into her lovely eyes, had they found there what I found, must have forgiven her almost any crime.” –Dr. Petrie
Read MoreThe libertarian brand has been rejected by 91% of libertarians.
Read MoreSo I got the idea to write a bit on this topic but not the inclination do a thorough well researched piece, so I just wrote with the flow, if you will. And here it is.
Read MoreJust Say’n puts two and two together and comes up with “FORE!”
Read MoreSomeone PLEASE provide me with some nasty pics of these two. I’m the type of person that always ships two characters whenever I watch a cartoon….and for ‘Arthur’, it was this couple. Whenever I watched Arthur, I’d always pretend I was him, and I was trying to hook up with Sue Ellen – that’s why my favorite episode is the one where Sue Ellen lost her diary. That’s the episode where at the end, she hints at Arthur that she likes him. That’s the greatest episode of Arthur EVER – yet the show’s creators never really expanded on that. Instead, they continued to make references to Arthur and Francine being together. Fuck Francine; she looks like a monkey. I wouldn’t mind if it was Muffy – she got a monkey face too but at least she’s light-skinned. With Sue Ellen, you got the best of everything: she’s light-skinned, got a cute face, plus the ass was fat.
I also wouldn’t mind that rabbit bitch who always had her hair over her eyes; I think her name was Molly. She never used to get my dick hard until that episode ‘Arthur Makes Waves’, where she came out wearing this sexy swimsuit, showin’ off her B cups and them sexy white legs. Bitch was lookin’ thicc as fuck…the ass was fat. Anyway, I digress.
The point is, I wanna see some pictures of Arthur diggin’ out Sue Ellen. Jesus Christ, I’ve been fantasizing about Sue Ellen ever since that episode where she was wearing that green bikini when she went to the beach with Arthur, Buster, Brain and Binky. Oh God, y’all should’ve seen this bitch in that bikini. She was lookin’ fine. The ass was fat, and you could tell she had some good-ass pussy.
I’ve already tried Googling for some quality pics but I got nothing more than the same 3 pictures I’ve already seen a million times. Please help, my fellow Glibs!
Read MoreEvery comic strip can be captioned with “Christ, what an asshole” without impacting its comedic value.
This holds true for news stories as well.
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Read MoreSully, remember how I said I wouldn’t write anymore about Catalonia? I lied…
Read MoreLet’s have some fun together tearing apart this whole NFL v. Trump shitshow piece by agonizing piece. If we do this right, we’ll trigger literally everybody.
Read MoreLooks like last post on this topic…for a while, or ever.
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