Category: Religion

  • The inn-arrr light – Quakers and Pirates, Part 1: The Quaker catch-and-release pirate policy

    Thomas Lurting was an experienced seaman from Liverpool, England who converted to Quakerism while serving on a warship during one of Oliver Cromwell’s wars in the 1650s.

    The brand-new Quaker movement hadn’t formally adopted a declaration of pacifism –  Quakers were all over the map, some of them refusing to join in wars because of a literal application of the Sermon on the Mount, and others serving in Cromwell’s army and even upbraiding Cromwell for not being righteous enough to achieve more military victories – as Quaker leader George Fox wrote in 1658:

    Oliver, hadst thou been faithful and thundered down the deceit, the Hollander had been thy subject and tributary, Germany had given up to have done thy will, and the Spaniard had quivered like a dry leaf wanting the virtue of God, the King of France should have bowed his neck under thee, the Pope should have withered as in winter, the Turk in all his fatness should have smoked, thou shouldst not have stood trifling about small things, but minded the work of the Lord as He began with thee at first … Let thy soldiers go forth… that thou may rock nations as a cradle.

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    A prowar Quaker? Now I’ve seen everything!

    Lurting started out as one of the warlike Quakers, but he switched from the prowar position to the pacifist position in the middle of a battle, deciding that God didn’t want Christians to kill people. So after somehow avoiding a hanging, Lurting left the Navy and continued his seafaring career as a merchant seaman. After the Restoration of the monarchy in the 1660s, the British Navy kept trying to draft (“impress”) Lurting off of his merchant vessels, but he kept refusing to serve, and they let him go rather than endure his inflexible and troublesome conscience.

    In the interim, George Fox had switched to a more peaceful tone as he tried (unsuccessfully) to persuade the new royal regime that Quakers were loyal subjects. Far from plotting against the King, Fox and other Quaker leaders insisted, Quakers were, and had always, been, pacifists:

    …our weapons are spiritual and not carnal, yet mighty through God to the plucking down of the strongholds of Satan, who is author of wars, fighting, murder, and plots. And our swords are broken until ploughshares and spears into pruning; hooks, as prophesied of in Micah iv. Therefore we cannot learn war any more, neither rise up against nation or kingdom with outward weapons, though you have numbered us among the transgressors and plotters. The Lord knows our innocency herein, and will plead our cause with all men and people upon earth at the day of their judgement, when all men shall have a reward according to their works…

    This statement was influential enough to establish pacifism as a norm among Quakers for the time being.

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    “We’re not flip-flopping – we’ve always been not-at-war with Eastasia.”

    On one of his merchant voyages in the 1660s, Lurting was mate under Captain George Pattison, who was sailing in the southern Mediterranean. Lurting had a premonition that their merchant ship would be captured by Algerian pirates, whom Lurting called “Turks” because of their nominal allegiance to the Muslim Turkish Sultan. Algerian pirates were in the habit of seizing European ships (or even conducting coastal raids) and enslaving Europeans. The captain pooh-poohed this possibility, so as the rules of drama require, they were, in fact, captured by Algerians. Lurting says he was no longer anxious, because he believed God would deliver them all from the “Turks.”

     

    Not the Quaker approach
    Lorenzo A. Castro, “A Sea Fight with Barbary Corsairs”

    Lurting’s advice to the men was to comply with the Algerines’ demands and satisfy the pirates of their docility, thus lulling them into a false sense of security. Contrary to the wishes of some of the men, Lurting did not want to kill any of the pirates – such a thing would be un-Christian. Indeed, Lurting would rather be a slave in Algiers than be a killer, and he threatened to tell their captors if any of the sailors made any murderous attempt.

    Lurting recovered the ship by a ruse, luring the pirates into the ship’s cabins on a rainy night, where the pirates fell into sleep and woke up to find their weapons seized and and in the hands of Lurting and his party (except their concealed daggers, which Lurting wasn’t aware of until later) . Then Pattison and Lurting turned the ship toward the Spanish island of Majorca (or Mallorca).

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    Majorca

    The Algerians were very unhappy, since the Spanish, if they got hold of the pirates, would enslave them – and these Algerines had signed up as enslavers, not as slaves.

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    “Look, when we said we wanted to get to a slave market, we meant the one in Algiers.”

    Lurting, perhaps on account of his Quaker beliefs, or perhaps because of his and Pattison’s English abhorrence of turning anyone over to the despised Spaniards, decided to hide the Algerines in the ship while it docked in Majorca. During that time another English captain came over and thought it was stupid not to profit from the sale of such valuable human merchandise, so the other captain dropped a dime (or piece of eight) and told the Spaniards that there were valuable Muslim slaves in Pattison’s ship.

    So Pattison, Lurting, the English crew, and the Algerine prisoners slipped away from Majorca.

    Pattison and Lurting tricked the Algerines into thinking they were going to Algiers, steering that direction in the daytime but then surreptitiously steering for England at night. When the Algerines found out, they threatened Pattison, and it looked for a while as if the pirates might have the upper hand again. But the English crew, brandishing their weapons, persuaded the Algerines to give up their mutiny and go below. Lurting was pleased that nobody had been killed, though the English crew had only saved the day by threats of deadly force – not consistent with the purest form of pacifism.

    Pattison and Lurting, based perhaps on their compassion for the Algerines and/or the desire to be rid of them, decided to drop them on shore near Algiers. Bringing the ship close to shore, Lurting arranged the Algerines in the ship’s boat. Others in the crew wanted to at least tie up the Algerines, but that would be too degrading, Lurting believed. So the English crew stood in the boat with their weapons (and the Algerines’), while having the Algerines sit on each others’ laps while the boat was rowed to shore.

    Just before the boat landed, a crew member mistakenly thought he saw armed men in the bushes – this scared Lurting and the others, emboldening the Algerines to try another mutiny. Lurting became a bit less peaceful:

    It’s better to strike a Blow, than to cleave a Man’s Head, or cut off an Arm ; and I turned the Hook of the Boat-hook into my Hand…then I struck the Captain [of the Algerines] a smart Blow, and bid him sit down, which he did instantly

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    If the boat hook looked anything like this, it certainly resembled a “carnal weapon.”

    Then the English turned the Algerines loose on shore and tossed their weapons over to them. The Algerines invited the English to come with them to a nearby town and have some wine, and Lurting was tempted, but apparently the rest of the crew were not.

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    “C’mon, guys, come back! Don’t worry that we’re going to get you drunk and then enslave you, because the thought never even crossed our minds.”

    So the English went back to their ship and went back to England. And nobody had been killed or enslaved. Maybe it made the pirates think.

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    A Barbary pirate, perhaps thinking deeply about Quaker nonviolence

     

    Works Consulted

    William E. A. Axon, Thomas Lurting: A Liverpool Worthy. Transactions of the Historic Society of Lancashire and Cheshire. For the year 1885 – Volume XXXVII. New Series.-Volume I. Liverpool: Printed for the Society, 1888, 21-28.

    Mark G. Hanna, Pirate Nests and the Rise of the British Empire, 1570-1740. Chapel Hill: University of North Carolina Press, 2015.

    Thomas Lurting, The Fighting Sailor Turn’d Peaceable Christian: Manifested in the Convincement and Conversion of Thomas Lurting. With a short Relation of many Great Dangers, and wonderful Deliverances, he met withal. First Written for private Satisfaction, and Now Published for general Service. London: Printed and Sold at the Bible in George yard, Lombard-Street, 1766.

     

  • Jesus and The Gini Coefficients

    “Jeder nach seinen Fähigkeiten, jedem nach seinen Bedürfnissen.” – Karl Marx

    Corrado Gini

    “Again, it will be like a man going on a journey, who called his servants and entrusted his wealth to them. To one he gave five bags of gold, to another two bags, and to another one bag, each according to his ability. [Wealth Gini Coefficent=.333] Then he went on his journey. The man who had received five bags of gold went at once and put his money to work and gained five bags more. So also, the one with two bags of gold gained two more. But the man who had received one bag went off, dug a hole in the ground and hid his master’s money.

    “After a long time the master of those servants returned and settled accounts with them. The man who had received five bags of gold brought the other five. ‘Master,’ he said, ‘you entrusted me with five bags of gold. See, I have gained five more.’

    “His master replied, ‘Well done, good and faithful servant! You have been faithful with a few things; I will put you in charge of many things. Come and share your master’s happiness!’

    “The man with two bags of gold also came. ‘Master,’ he said, ‘you entrusted me with two bags of gold; see, I have gained two more.’

    “His master replied, ‘Well done, good and faithful servant! You have been faithful with a few things; I will put you in charge of many things. Come and share your master’s happiness!’

    “Then the man who had received one bag of gold came. ‘Master,’ he said, ‘I knew that you are a hard man, harvesting where you have not sown and gathering where you have not scattered seed. So I was afraid and went out and hid your gold in the ground. See, here is what belongs to you.’ [Wealth Gini Coefficent=.400]

    “His master replied, ‘You wicked, lazy servant! So you knew that I harvest where I have not sown and gather where I have not scattered seed? Well then, you should have put my money on deposit with the bankers, so that when I returned I would have received it back with interest.

    “‘So take the bag of gold from him and give it to the one who has ten bags. [Wealth Gini Coefficent=.489] For whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them. And throw that worthless servant outside, into the darkness, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.’ — Matthew 25:14-30, New International Version, bolding and bracketed comments blasphemously added by robc

    Jesus seems to go against Marx from the beginning, as the rich man gives his servants money to take care of according to their abilities. The inequalities start then, but are relatively low at a Gini Coefficient (GC) of .333. Due to the men’s work investing the money, the GC increases to .400 by the time the wealthy man returns from his journey. And when the one man fails to invest properly, the GC is increased by taking his gold away. And not only is it then given to someone wealthier, but to the wealthiest of the servants, increasing the GC up to .489.

    While there was an increase in inequality due to the malinvestment by the last servant, there was an even larger change increase in inequality by the redistribution from the poorest to the wealthiest.

    And people say that Jesus was a communist?

  • Selflessness, Financial Freedom, Faith and the State

    I feel like I’m apologizing for some aspect of every article I write as of late. I’m an engineer and lawyer by training but have never been good at condensing complicated subject matter into digestible chunks. This article is no different. I have a feeling it’s going to become a meandering mess. Also, this article is gonna get a bit religious, so I’m sorry if you don’t like your libertarianism with a side of Jesus.

    Faith and Tithing

    It’s common knowledge that American Christians suck at even the basics of the faith, especially when it comes to parting with “their” money. Tithing (true tithing, as in 10% of your income) is hardly ever practiced. Tithing isn’t a God thing. God doesn’t need money (or a starship). Tithing isn’t primarily a church thing, either. Churches have varied forms of income, and unless they’re being run poorly, they’re not relying on the tithe to pay for the lights bill. Tithing is a personal thing, a growth opportunity, much like prayer and worship. It establishes the proper role of a person in relation to God and to material wealth.

    “The point is this: whoever sows sparingly will also reap sparingly, and whoever sows bountifully will also reap bountifully. Each one must give as he has decided in his heart, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver.” – 2 Cor 9:6-7

    Tithing is a discipline, not a purchase or a membership fee. It’s an acknowledgment to God that we’re just asset managers. God owns everything since God created everything. God even owns us and our labor, we are slaves to him.

    “Well done, good and faithful servant. You have been faithful over a little; I will set you over much. Enter into the joy of your master” – Mat 25:23

    I can already feel the cringes from the atheist libertarians who believe they are bound by no authority. Discussion of rightful authority is another topic for another day.

    The Bible talks a ton about money and people’s relationship to money. The most famous and relevant example is Matthew 6:24.

    “No one can serve two masters; for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and wealth.”

    One of the basic themes running through the Bible is the predisposition people have toward worshipping (or serving) idols, whether those be sticks with faces carved in them, golden animals, kings and other earthly rulers, celebrities, ideologies, themselves, or money. This is the recurring conflict in the Old Testament, with the Israelites constantly serving masters that promised more immediate results. This conflict still exists today and has an immensely negative impact on the charitable natures expected of Christians.

    For example, roughly one in four regular church attending Christians actually give money on a regular basis. However, less than 5% actually give a tithe (10% of their income). A few questions come to mind when thinking about this pitiful statistic. First, why don’t people tithe? Second, what effect does this miserly Christian community have on society? Third, how do we get rid of the welfare state when people show no interest in picking up the slack?

    Debt and Tithing

    The statistics of tithing are quite interesting, and lead to an inescapable conclusion: people in the wealthiest country in the world are so ill equipped to handle personal finances that they are uncharitable because they’re broke. 8 out of 10 tithers have no consumer debt (I assume this excludes a mortgage). Of course, the Bible isn’t so hot on debt.

    “The rich rules over the poor, And the borrower becomes the lender’s slave.” – Prov. 22:7

    “Pay everyone what you owe him: taxes to whom taxes are due, revenue to whom revenue is due, respect to whom respect is due, honor to whom honor is due. Be indebted to no one, except to one another in love, for he who loves his neighbor has fulfilled the Law.” – Romans 13:7-8

    28% of tithers are completely debt free (apparently including mortgage). The leftist whinging against bankers and corporations is puerile, but there is a nugget of truth there. Debt is marketed even better than diamonds. It’s a product to satiate the most impatient impulses of the instant gratification culture that has developed in the US (and the West, in general). We could talk about whether debt has good uses, but that’s irrelevant in this context. What is relevant is how most modern Americans abuse debt, using it to live an uninspected life of trinkets and trivialities. Meanwhile, American household debt is hovering around $12.7 Trillion.

    The most disappointing statistic about tithing is that folks with an income under $20k are 8x more likely to give than somebody making $75k. While a first blush reaction to this may involve Marxian epithets against the bourgeoisie, I think it illuminates another issue. Debt is most heavily marketed to middle and upper-middle class people, and they flock to it like moths to a flame. Income doesn’t measure financial health, net worth does. For example, I make enough to be in the top 10% income bracket (as an individual, household income is lower because my wife is stay-at-home), but my net worth is 6-figures negative because of massive debt. I don’t think that my situation is particularly out of the ordinary. The numbers may change from person to person, but most of the middle class has a glut of debt-financed luxuries and a massively negative net worth. When they’re in debt to their eyeballs, average Americans aren’t a giving people. (As an aside, when you compare American giving to other countries, Americans tend to be relatively quite charitable, which shows the systemic issues encountered across the rest of the world.)

    Generosity and Selflessness

    In libertarian circles, we tend to talk in rational terms, but people are motivated by things other than pure logic. Emotion controls people and cultures. It also controls our generosity. When people feel like they’re being wrung out, they don’t give. Also, when they feel that others’ needs are being taken care of, they don’t give. Even more, when they’re taught to hate or look down on the downtrodden, they lack the generosity required to give. All of these are issues in modern Western Civilization. Although charity was once a national ethic in the US, it has been beaten out of the people. The ever dragging boat anchor of an out of control government combined with a culture that “helps” through hashtag campaigns combines into a rather uncharitable cocktail. Toss on a heaping helping of scorn for the poor and struggling (brought on by the fact that Daddy Gubmint holds a gun to our collective heads and forces us to pay into programs that keep the poor impoverished), and true charity becomes passe.

    “If a brother or sister is poorly clothed and lacking in daily food, and one of you says to them, ‘Go in peace, be warmed and filled,’ without giving them the things needed for the body, what good is that?” – James 2:15-16

    When a culture degenerates into a selfish and segmented “community,” there isn’t enough of a connection between people of different classes and groups to develop that natural empathy that leads to selfless giving. Selflessness is a discipline, and like any other discipline, it must be developed into a habit. Without the habitual discipline of charity, not only does the definition of charity tend to migrate (toward the lazy and the self-serving), but a certain virtue becomes associated with being the target of charity. The noble poor people are systematically oppressed and are victimized by society. We (meaning government) have to stick up for these noble people! Of course, the fact that this entire line of BS ignores the incestuous relationship between government and the virtuous poor narrative.

    Lizard People attack Earth with directed energy weapon while Asian dude rides Hypnotoad.

    Charity v. The State

    In the end, this perversion of the concept of “charity” is directly correlated to the growth of government forced income redistribution and vote buying. Libertarians tend to focus on the government apparatus and how to dismantle it, but this is only a part of the equation. We, as a culture, have been trained away from charity, from caring community, from cheerful giving. We are insulated from one another, carrying on a cultural dance where we spend ourselves into oblivion to pretend that we’re wealthy. The poorest of the poor are driving nice cars, looking down on the slightly less poor who can’t qualify for the massive debt instruments that have driven the middle-class into a ditch. As a result, there would be a massive vacuum if the government were to pull out of the charity business. There are good philanthropic groups, including religious ones, but many work within the government’s framework. In order to be able to permanently throw off the shackles of government theft and redistribution, we need to reinsert private individuals and groups as the primary driver of charity.

    Whether you’re religious or not, a half-tithe is a good start. Devote 5% of your income to changing the definition of charity. You probably pay more than that for lattes in a month. Find a group that does something you support, and give them a recurring monthly payment. Even if just us Glibs banded together and focused on true charity, we could accomplish a ton. If we just stand on the sidelines and bitch about government confiscation and redistribution, we’re never going to make headway. Unlike Obamacare, we need a replacement option in place before we repeal the government welfare programs.

  • The Nation Misses The Point on Counterterrorism

    It was brought up in the morning links (h/t: AmSoc), but deserves expanding upon.

    Grande and Mattis

    The Nation is more concerned with making President Trump and his administration look foolish than they are about taking terrorism or counterterrorism seriously. And I have no doubt that Ariana Grande means well, but she’s dead wrong.  Inclusiveness is no strategy to fight terrorism. It is a strategy to offer people an opportunity to assimilate to an enlightened western culture.  Some people will take that opportunity, as evidenced by the millions of Muslims that live peacefully among people of other religions as well as agnostics and atheists throughout the western world.  But some won’t. And you can be as inclusive as you want to be, but that won’t take away their desire to impose their beliefs upon everyone else, often resorting to terrorism when people aren’t receptive.

    Juan Cole writes:

    Secretary of Defense Jim “Mad Dog” Mattis said in an interview on Sunday that US strategy toward ISIL has moved from attrition to annihilation. Since 2014, he said, the United States has been making it difficult for them to stay in one place, disrupting them and chasing them out of their strongholds (through airstrikes). Now, he said, the new strategy is to surround them and kill them all, to prevent the foreign fighters from returning home to foment more terrorism. He also urged a battle of humiliation against them in cyberspace, depriving them of any mantle of legitimacy. He was unapologetic about the recent Pentagon finding that a US air raid set off explosives in a Mosul apartment building, killing over 100 civilians, and seemed to pledge more reckless airstrikes.

    Certainly there is a case to be made for non-interventionism.  But that’s not the case Ariana Grande is calling for. (If she were, I’d be happy to cheer her on.) She calls for inclusion.  Now tell me, what possible good can come from being “inclusive” toward a regime built on terror? Can we “include” into western culture their belief that women caught without an escort should be stoned to death? Can we “include” into western culture their belief that gay men and women should be tossed to their death from the highest point in town? Can we “include” into western culture the taking of sex slaves when they conquer a city?  And lastly, can we “include” into western culture the celebration of slaughtering innocent people in our cities because we resist the importation of their insane lifestyle? That’s not inclusion. That’s tolerance and acceptance of barbarism.  We, as a society, are better than that.  And while I believe we should remain non-interventionist when it comes to global meddling, once they import that activity to out nations, we should destroy those who would perpetrate those violences with every tool that is constitutionally available to us.

    The strategy of annihilation is sort of like fighting forest fires with gasoline hoses.

    Actually, its not.  An enemy can be annihilated. It can be rooted out and extracted like a cancer. Sure it may pop back up again at a future date, but that doesn’t mean its not worth fighting to eradicate. And its a damn sight better to have tried and failed that to succumb to evil in any form. And I have to say, the strain of any religion that accepts massacring innocent people at a concert for the spread of it, or the killing of any gay person for the spread of it, or the taking of sex slaves and stoning of women not adequately subservient for the spread of it, deserves to be wiped from the face of the earth with all haste possible.

    I will give him partial credit, though. He wrote this:

    George W. Bush’s war on Iraq, in other words, created the exact conditions in that country that were guaranteed to foster terrorism. Washington has never come to terms with its own responsibility for destabilizing the region.

    However, he completely omits the expanded war on terror Obama waged, expanding it to nations Bush never bombed. He fomented rebellion in Libya and Syria, directly leading to the soldiers, and in all likelihood the arms, necessary for ISIS to gain a foothold. He also forgets the overwhelming bipartisan support Bush and Obama both received to wage their wars in parts of the world that posed no threat to us.  I’m sure it was an oversight and not a deliberate attempt to score cheap political points. But it deserves to be mentioned.

    This is real.

    Look, there is no surefire way to prevent terrorism. But once it reaches our shores, the individuals carrying it out deserve to be treated harshly, so long as it is within constitutional limits. And people that are guests here who return to the battlefields of the middle east should be forbidden re-entry. We are under no obligation to “include” their idiocy any longer. Neither does Britain, Germany, Sweden or any other nation that chooses to eject those whose sole purpose is conquest through barbarism.

    If this runs counter to open borders libertarianism, I’ll happily accept the scorn of those friends of mine on this one issue. But open borders can exist at the same time a strong counter-terrorism operation can be waged within the confines of our Constitution. And its time we allowed the warriors to stand up and properly defend us from those who are using “inclusive” appeasement as a means to infect our society with their oppressive, pre-enlightenment form of barbarism.

    **The views in this are mine alone and do not represent the views of other Glibs staff.

  • Mormons and the Bill of Rights, Part Three, Shoot-em-up edition

    (Check out Part One and Part Two)

    SCENE:

    The West. Two cowboys, Bart and Biff, are sitting around a campfire…

    BIFF: Well, we’ve amused ourselves quite a bit lighting our own farts, now let’s find some other way to entertain ourselves.

    BART: Let’s tell the story of “Gunplay” Maxwell.

    BIFF: OK, let’s see…”Gunplay” Maxwell is known as a Western outlaw, but he was actually born James Otis Bliss, the son of a respectable businessman in Massachusetts. I heard tell that when things got too hot for him in the West, Maxwell/Bliss would send his wife and daughter to live with his Bliss relatives in Massachusetts until things cooled down.

    BART: But when she wasn’t in Massachusetts, his wife would be with him to help him out in his criminal pursuits.

    BIFF: Now, some say that Maxwell was turned down for membership in Butch Cassidy’s gang…

     

    "I mean, even we have standards"
    “We have considered your application, Mr. Maxwell, and we’re sorry to say we have no positions available at present. We’ll keep your resume on file.”

    BART: That ain’t the way I heard it. Way I heard it, Maxwell was in on some of Butch Cassidy’s gang’s jobs.

    BIFF: When we’re looking at the career of “Gunplay” Maxwell, it looks a lot like that Japanese movie Rashomon.

    BART: Never seen it.

    BIFF: ‘Course you never seen it, it ain’t been made yet, but you’re supposed to pretend you’ve seen it, so you can look sophisticated.

    BART: …says Mr. “Look at me lighting my own farts.”

    BIFF: Anyways, the historiographical conflicts have yet to be resolved, but Maxwell was either an outlaw with Cassidy’s gang, or else he was acting just with his own gang, rustling cattle and stuff like that.

    BART: And supposedly, one time the cops were out to arrest him, and he was going to turn himself in, but his wife said he was being a wimp so he got away and stayed on the run.

    BIFF: And a lot of his jobs were supposedly planned with the help of a local postmaster.

    BART: Ha ha, going postal.

    BIFF: But the important part of the story takes place in Springville, Utah on May 28, 1898, when an alarm from the bank was linked to a store across the street. Now, the storekeeper hear the alarm go off, but at first he didn’t think anything of it, because there had been a lot of false alarms lately…

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    BART: But the fact that we’re sitting here talking about it now is kind of a tip-off that it wasn’t no false alarm this time…

    BIFF: Yeah, it was the Maxwell gang trying to rob the bank, but the teller had the presence of mind to trigger the alarm.

    BART: Yeah, so the townspeople formed a posse.

    BIFF: And they killed Maxwell’s companion, but they took Maxwell alive, and he was convicted.

    BART: So Maxwell got himself a lawyer and took his case to the highest court in the land.

    BIFF: Judge Judy?

    BART: No, dummy, the U. S. Supreme Court. Now, the Supremes had previously given a decision that said a trial by jury meant a trial by exactly 12 jurors. Yet Maxwell’s jury, in accordance with the Utah Constitution, had only eight members.

    Close enough for government work
    Eight is enough?

    BIFF: Those Mormons, amirite?

    BART: Sure, the Mormons agreed to put this idea of 8-person juries (with certain exceptions) in the Utah constitution, but it wasn’t strictly the Mormons’ idea. It was the idea of some non-Mormon lawyers who were members of the state constitutional convention, like C. C. Goodwin. In fact, Goodwin was very disparaging of the idea of trial by jury and openly fantasized about abolishing juries altogether.

    BIFF: Is that the same C. C. Goodwin who ran the anti-Mormon Salt Lake Tribune? The guy who supported the federal prosecution of Mormon polygamists? Why would the delegates care about what he said? Wouldn’t they do the opposite of what Goodwin wanted?

    BART: Danged if I know. When the state constitution was being written in 1895 there seems to have been kind of a truce between the Mormons and their erstwhile oppressors, and this Goodwin fella used to be a judge, so I guess they were willing to listen to his legal expertise…

    BIFF: Earth to Mormons: Don’t take advice from your sworn enemies about whether to dilute your constitutional rights! But the U. S. Supremes said that a jury means 12 people, so I guess Maxwell won his case?

    BART: No, actually, because even though the Supreme Court said a jury means 12 people, in Maxwell’s case the Supreme Court also said that the states don’t have to have trial by jury. So since Maxwell didn’t have the right to a trial by jury, it didn’t matter how many jurors he had, or even if he had any jurors at all.

    BIFF: Well if that don’t beat all! So what did happen to Maxwell?

    BART: He got together a bunch of local citizens, including the judge at his trial, who persuaded the parole board to release him. It helped that Maxwell assisted in stopping a jailbreak by other inmates.

    BIFF: Do you have a link?

    BART: Here.

    BIFF: So, was Maxwell rehabilitated?

    BART: I dunno, maybe you could say he was rehabilitated…right up until he picked a fight and got fatally shot. Some say he was planning another job at the time.

    BIFF: That Rashomon thing again.

    BART: But in the 1960s, the Supreme Court admitted that states have to provide jury trials, at least to those accused of serious crimes.

    BIFF: So now we all have a right to a 12-person jury?

    BART: No, because the Supremes also said around that time that a jury doesn’t need twelve people anymore. Maybe it can be as few as six.

    BIFF: So they changed their mind about that, too? But the fewer jurors you have, the less of a cross-section of the community you’ve got.

    BART: I think that’s the point.

     

    Book Learnin’ that I Consulted

    Erma Armstrong, “Aunt Ada & the Outlaws: The Story of C. L. Maxwell.” The Outlaw Trail Journal, Winter 1997.

    Raoul Berger, “Trial by Jury:” Six or Twelve Jurors,” in Government by Judiciary: The Transformation of the Fourteenth Amendment. Cambridge, MA: Harvard University Press, 1977, pp. 397-406.

    “C.L. aka John Carter “Gunplay” Maxwell,” https://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=5459997.

    Richard C. Courtner, The Supreme Court and the Second Bill of Rights: The Fourteenth Amendment and the Nationalization of Civil Liberties. Madison: The University of Wisconsin Press, 1981.

    “Gunplay Maxwell – Utah Gunfighter and Outlaw.” http://www.legendsofamerica.com/we-gunplaymaxwell.html

    Official Report of the Proceedings and Debates of the Convention Assembled at Salt Lake City on the Fourth Day of March, 1895, to Adopt a Constitution for the State of Utah, Volume 1. Salt Lake City: Star Printing Company, 1898.

    Charles S. Peterson and Brian Q. Cannon, The Awkward State of Utah: Coming of Age in the Nation, 1896-1945. Salt Lake City: University of Utah Press, 2015.

    Michael Rutter, “Gunplay Maxwell, the Wannabe Gunman,” in Outlaw Tales of Utah: True Stories of the Beehive State’s Most Infamous Crooks, Culprits and Cutthtroats. Guilford, Conn: Twodot Press, 2011, pp. 156-165.

    Jean Bickmore White, Charter for Statehood: The Story of Utah’s State Constitution. Salt Lake City: University of Utah Press, 1996.

     

  • Focus on the Family – A Cultural Rumination

    I’ve gone back and forth on how to format this article. It’s hard to stay on one single topic when talking about the cultural erosion of the importance of family. As such, I’ve written and deleted this article a couple times, simply because it turns into a rant against elements of our culture. It wouldn’t be a good read. This is my final attempt, and I’m keeping it short and focused.

    TW: I’m probably gonna piss a lot of people off. SLDs apply here as they do anywhere else. I support your right to raise your children as you wish, no matter the cumulative cultural damage I think may result.

    The most disheartening and soon-to-be-fatal flaw of modern Western culture is the disdain for the family. (I’m completely ignoring homosexual and other “alternative” families for this analysis; they’re statistical noise when it comes to culture as a whole). This “disdain” can be seen in many contexts, including: 1) Replacing traditional family roles with outside intervention, 2) Subsidizing family failures, 3) Transforming old stigmas into laudatory praise, and 4) Portraying family negatively. I’ll quickly expose my biases and then treat each of these quickly. Any more than a quick treatment starts to turn into a rant.

    My biases are simple. I’m a complementarian, meaning that I believe women are generally better at/more inclined to certain things and men are generally better at/more inclined to certain other things. This generalization is, by no means, a straitjacket but more of a descriptive observation of people as a whole. I’m also a believer in the ideal family being a supportive, lasting, tightknit family, one that passes morals, traditions, and beliefs from generation to generation. Much of the “disdain” I see is in opposition to the generational information transfer in this ideal family.

    Replacing Traditional Family Roles

    This primarily falls into two categories: government as Santa, and “it takes a village.”  To see the biggest indicator of how much government and other outsiders have taken over traditional family roles, simply do a time audit of a child in a typical American household. Out of the 15 or so hours little Johnny is awake, how many do his parents actually have any sort of influence? Maybe an hour? He spends 7 or 8 in school, 1 or 2 in extracurriculars and on the bus, 1 or 2 doing homework, and 2 or 3 watching TV/playing video games. Besides the odd homework check or multiplayer CoD game (ha! who am I kidding??), Mommy and Daddy hardly even talk to Johnny. Then Mommy and Daddy wonder why Johnny doesn’t carry on their morals, traditions, and values when he becomes an adult. Johnny’s primary influences are leftist-feminist teachers, Lord of the Flies peer influence, and the Internet. Two income households put kids into this cycle at a few months old, and there’s never a break.

    Subsidizing failure

    This could be an article in-and-of itself. Suffice it to say that economic incentives matter, and, according to Thomas Sowell, the average black family was better off 100 years after slavery than after 30 years of welfare. Paying people because their family is broken incentivizes other struggling families to break as well. You get more of what you incentivize, and you get less of what you penalize. We’ve spent 50 years subsidizing broken families out of some naive sense of compassion. Of course, government shouldn’t pile on when families come apart at the seams, but the safety net should be a net (SLDs apply), not a pillowtop mattress.

    Stigma to “Strong”

    The cultural mantra that “different is good” completely ignores the thousands of years of trial and error that has built the traditions that the postmodern left is now tearing down. Again, this isn’t a straitjacket, but there’s a difference between approaching single parent households as parents making the best of a bad situation versus approaching them as no worse than two parent households. There’s a difference between a first marriage, a second marriage, and a fifth marriage. In attempting to build up people (primarily women) in bad situations, culture has made the traditional family passe. Being a single mom is “strong” and “brave.” Being a housewife is “backward” and “sad.”

    Portraying the Family Negatively

    This goes hand-in-hand with the “strong,” “brave,” broken family trope. Feminists have undercut the family as an oppressive structure since the 30s. Culture has followed along, making men into uninterested, idiotic fathers. Mothers (and children) have supernatural wisdom, but fathers are morons. Not surprisingly, people follow the cultural model, resulting in disinterested fathers having children only because their wife begged for it to “save the marriage.” The end result has been the MGTOW movement, which, despite the nugget of truth regarding the gender-based cultural unbalance, exacerbates the problem by tossing the entire family out with the feminist bathwater.

    I’m a little bit proud that I’ve finally gotten this article finished. This is a difficult article to write up in spare time because it could be a 10 part, 50 page monstrosity. However, I think I conveyed the pamphlet version of the argument. I agree with the Distributists in that family is the core unit of society, and I think it makes this cultural erosion of the traditional family hugely self defeating. When culture erodes its own foundation, it doesn’t last.

  • Wednesday Afternoon Links

    It’s Wednesday afternoon and your favorite contributor (I AM your favorite, am I not?) is taking an unusual turn at the helm of the Afternoon Links. I promise this will have 93.76% less hunky content than my normal posting.

     

    Alliterative assertions allay apostatic angst
    Proper Papal palace
    • TED Talks 2017 is officially a techno-rite church service in communion with the Roman Papacy (I was hoping they’d join up with the Pope in Exile in Avignon, but apparently that’s not a thing anymore, so whatevs). CNN summarizes, “Essentially, he told the academics and innovators, scientists and techies, there is no ‘you,’ without an ‘us.’” full transcript with link to the ~20 minutes sermon talk here.
    • Jeff Goldblum is planning to reprise his role as Dr. Ian Malcolm. The internet responds with a vexing amount of genital moistness, which confuses this author, but I’m certainly not going to yuck someone else’s yum.
    • Side of English beef, Ben Cohen, may soon be single. His professional dancer lady love wants a Hollywood career, but he wants her to stay in jolly ol’ England. *tidies cave, polishes club* I’ll be right back.
    • Passenger found dead after United flight from Heathrow to O’Hare. Passenger was rabbit on track to be a world record holder for size, owner was a former model turned rabbit breeder. Fuck it just click through it’s all weird.
    • Serge Brin apparently wishes he was as interesting as Sir Richard Branson and is “reportedly building his own secret airship,” which “apparently looks like a classic zeppelin.” While it isn’t partying naked with my favorite ginger prince on a private island, we at Glibertarians welcome our Steampunk zeppliney future with open arms and freshly brushed top hats and polished monocles and brass doodads.

      Go 'way, touching myself inappropriately while dressed as a Victorian dandy
      Not pictured: Brin’s airship
  • Easter in Romania

    Romanians tend to love their holyday feasts. So much so that the news next day has a section dedicated to how swamped the ambulances were by people sick from overeating or over drinking. Binging is often the norm, for reasons, I assume, and can be the subject of some sort of study or other.

    Were I inclined to speculation, and luck would have it, I happen to be, I would say that partially it has to do with being a poor country with a history of privation. People who don’t usually get to indulge, pick a few holydays, save money, make effort and sacrifice other things, and have a couple of big meals. It may be a status thing – show your wealth via a big feast. Maybe it’s just a hang up from pre-modern times. Romanian weddings can be quite excessively lavish, for similar reasons.

    It may be the long lent before Easter. Seven weeks of no animal products, no meat, no eggs, no dairy, in late winter and early spring when most of the fruits and vegetables that would make going vegan easier do not grow, and the staples are potatoes, beans, cabbage, and maybe zacusca. Although few keep full lent these days.

    But this is not about why Romanians binge on Easter. It is about what they binge on. Which is lamb. And usually lots of eggs. And spring onions. And combinations of the above. Traditionally, a family buys a whole lamb, which is cooked and eaten nose to tail. Little is thrown away, and trying all the different dishes may be a reason for overeating.

    My family’s lamb was 11 kilograms this year, but as we do not really overeat as much as other Romanians (never has someone gotten sick from too much food), some of it goes to the deep freeze. Other parts are cooked as you may see in the following pictures of a full Romanian Easter Feast. I will not claim it to be typical of all or even most Romanians, but let’s say it’s authentic enough.

    The day starts with coloured eggs, which are smashed together before eating. One person holds an egg, another hits it with his own. The one doing the hitting says “Christ has risen” and the one on the receiving end answers “Truly He has risen.” And this goes on until as many eggs are smashed as people want to eat. The eggs are simply peeled and eaten with salt, pepper, and maybe mustard, with some cheese, radishes, and spring onions.

    Drob

    The meal is usually supplemented with drob, which is an Easter dish made thus: take the organs of the lamb and maybe a little meat, boil, chop finely, mix with beaten eggs and fine chopped spring onions, season to taste, stuff in the lambs stomach – properly cleaned in advance – and roast in the oven. White wine is generally drunk during this morning meal, although beer can be a substitute.

    The second meal of the day – first lunch, around 1 pm, and usually my favourite, is Ciorbă, which I am not always sure how to describe. It’s a type of soup which Romanians differentiate from other type of soup, which is just called soup. More often than not, Ciorbă is sour, but not always. Wikipedia link for the curious. Ciorbă depends on the ingredients and the souring agent, which is often Borș (more wikipedia) of similar etymology but different from Russian borsch, but it can also be soured with lemon, vinegar, pickled cabbage juice, or a type of Verjuice made from unripe fruit, most often grapes or cherry plums.

     

    Ciorbă one way…
    …And another way.

    The base of the ciorbă is mostly large bones of the lamb with a little meat – the best parts of meat are saved for grilling and roasting – the bors and all sorts of vegetables and greens. Easter being in spring, usually all sort of weeds start growing and are added for flavour. Sorrel, Rumex patientia, which I don’t know how to properly say in English, ramsons, and others. What is never missing is lovage, added during cooking and fresh chopped as a garnish before eating. My mother makes the ciorbă more sour than most – bors and sorrel contribute to this, which is how I like it and also makes a decent hangover helper.

    Besides the liquid, you get an piece of bone with some meat on it. The choice piece is traditionally the whole lamb’s head, especially for the brains – Romanians eat brains in lots of ways, mostly formed into patties, breaded and fried. I never liked the texture of brain so avoid it – this was considered strange when, as a kid people offered me the brain as a special treat, and I refused. Anyway, I don’t care for a whole lamb’s head, though my cousins liked it so much that my aunt had a huge pot and boiled five whole heads bought from the butchers in her ciorbă so each member of the family got one.

    By afternoon some barbecued lamb is made – usually ribs and chops and such – and the red wine is brought forth. The lamb usually does not have any sides – it is eaten with a lot of mixed greens salad. Not much to say about this one, it is meat on charcoal really.

    Whomever is hungry in the evening eats some of the over roast meat – with a sauce based on a ton of green onions and some wine.

    Cozonac
    More cozonac!

    During the day traditional pastry is also eaten.

    Pasca, which basically means Easter cake, is made of a pastry with lots of cheese, not too sweet. Cozonac is pastry with various fillings – most often walnut or cocoa, sometimes Turkish delight. I prefer the walnut myself. The pastry also goes well with a nice glass of wine. In fact there is an old Romanian saying – Is there anything better in life than cozonac with wine? Yes, wine…

    And that is about it for this. Here’s some pheasants on the lawn on Easter day…

  • Mormons and the Bill of Rights, Part Two – The dirty books episode

    I intend to take the Smoot-Hawley Tariff, which has been mocked again and again as the very epitome of boringness, and I will make the subject…anyone?…I will make the subject interesting.

    To start with, I won’t call it the Hawley-Smoot Tariff, because…anyone?…because my focus is on Smoot, not Hawley. So I’ll put Smoot’s name first.

    The Smoot in Smoot-Hawley was Reed Smoot, a Republican U. S. Senator from…anyone?…Utah. We first learned about Senator Smoot in Part One, in which Senator Smoot’s…anyone?…credentials were challenged because of the whole polygamy thing. After the Mormon church, of which Smoot was a leader, dropped the practice of polygamy, the U. S. Senate decided to…anyone?…decided to let Smoot keep his seat in the Senate, to which he was repeatedly re-elected, even after Senatorial elections were taken away from the state legislatures and given to the voters.

    Now, class, can anyone tell me what the Smoot-Hawley Tariff was all about? You can? And here I thought you weren’t paying attention. From your spittle-flecked responses, I can see that you can identify the Smoot-Hawley Tariff as a protectionist law passed by Congress in 1930, in the depths of the Depression, and that this law has generally been blamed for making the Depression worse. In the unlikely event there’s anyone here who doesn’t already know this stuff, here’s a Wikipedia article.


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    After Smoot got together with Hawley, things went downhill

    Ha ha, seriously, here’s Smoot and Hawley:

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    Senator Smoot is…anyone?…the one with the glasses. And the pocket with pens in it. Why can’t you students be more like Smoot, and less like that Bueller fellow? Where is Bueller, anyway?

    The dynamic duo of Smoot and Hawley put forward their protectionist bill in 1929, and it passed in 1930. It is a key event in economic history, and Smoot, a hard worker with one of the best heads for figures in Congress, was proud of his work, even though it didn’t save him from a Democratic sweep shortly thereafter which put him out of the Senate.

    But the Smoot-Hawley Tariff has also gotten a good deal of attention in the history of literature. To explain, let’s go back a bit.

    Congress tightened up the obscenity laws in 1873, thanks to the lobbying efforts of this man, who was promptly made a postal inspector to help enforce the law. Can you identify him, class?

     

    No, I'm fairly sure his name isn't "jerkface" or any of those other, more colorful epithets you're using.

    Yes, it was Anthony Comstock (1844 – 1915).

    But this isn’t a history of postal censorship, so let’s move on from Comstock and look at the U. S. Customs.

    "Actually, this is a list of the groundhog's demands...he says his operatives are poised to burrow under elite golf courses across the nation."
    Groundhog Day? No, not that kind of U. S. customs.

     

    This kind:

    This was a year after Chester Arthur was fired as New York's Collector of Customs. The scandal was so great that Arthur ended up as President. He had to pull a sword out of a stone, or was that a different Arthur?
    U. S. Custom House, New York City, 1879.

    I chose the New York City customs house for my illustration because New York City was a key point of entry for foreign literature coming into the country – or trying to come in (Los Angeles and Chicago were also key ports of entry). Until 1873, Customs officials policed a federal ban on the importation of obscene pictures and photos, but not books. The Comstock Act of 1873, in addition to dealing with the Post Office, added books and pamphlets to the list of obscene material that was to be banned. Local customs inspectors – or sometimes their superiors in Washington – had to read potentially obscene books to decide whether to ban them.

     

    "...but inspecting these books and pamphlets is more boring than inspecting dirty pictures."
    “At least inspecting this is less boring than inspecting other types of goods.”

    The Comstock law passed despite some grumbling that “I do not know whether it can be left to employees of a custom house to determine with safety what kind of literature or what sort of matter is to be admitted.” This Congressman finally decided to support the bill once he concluded that the decision on whether a work was obscene would be left to the courts, not customs officials.

    In practice, judicial review was limited and rarely used, and the final decision on what could be imported was made by Customs officials.

    The Smoot-Hawley tariff, as introduced, would have kept the existing Customs ban on obscene books. It looked like a fairly noncontroversial item, continuing the law in force, until Republican Senator Bronson Cutting of New Mexico piped up. Cutting was an arty type of Republican, indignant when he learned that a friend of his hadn’t been able to import D. H. Lawrence’s novel about adultery, Lady Chatterley’s Lover. Lawrence was actually in favor of censoring pornography, he simply didn’t think he (Lawrence) was a pornographer. He was an artist, not the same thing. Cutting agreed.

    Senator Cutting [insert pun about “Cutting remarks”] proposed to take away Customs’ power to ban books on obscenity grounds. Such censorship, if it was to exist, should be exercised by the post office and by state and local governments, plus the church and the family. What qualifications did Customs people have in this area?

    The Senate, in Committee of the Whole, actually accepted Cutting’s amendment. This took Smoot by surprise, and it shocked him to his core.

    Smoot biograper Milton Merrill says that Smoot’s objection to dirty books was not due to some kind of repressed prurience or similar factor. Dirty books were dirty and gross, and it made no difference whether the author was some kind of artist or a good writer. There was also the fact that, as a Mormon whose moral qualifications to sit in the Senate had been attacked, Smoot was extra alert to any opportunity to rebut suspicions of dirty-mindedness.

    The humorless Smoot decided to demonstrate the dangers of allowing a flood of porn to enter the country and corrupt the people, especially the youth. From the Customs officials, Smoot got copies of some of the worst porn he could find to show his fellow-Senators, many of whom perhaps were pruriently interested in this legislative documentation.

    Smoot was genuinely outraged. The Senator known for his calm and detailed analyses of economic legislation spoke at the top of his voice, denouncing smutty writers like Lawrence as black-hearted villains.

    When the Senate, as a Committee of the Whole, reported the bill back to itself, Smoot had a chance to challenge the obscenity provision. He wanted to reinstate the ban on importing obscene books. To be fair, this ban dated back to 1873, and Smoot hadn’t anticipated that his beloved tariff measure would be the vehicle his colleagues chose to make what he deemed a pro-smut gesture. Couldn’t Congress just keep the obscene-books ban which had been in place for over half a century, and go back to the important business of protecting legitimate American industries from unfair foreign competition?

    So the poet Ogden Nash was being unjust when, in a much-cited poem, he sarcastically praised Smoot as if the Senator was inventing a new book-banning law:

    Senator Smoot ( Republican, Ut. )
    Is planning a ban on smut.
    Oh root-ti-toot for Smoot of Ut.
    And his reverent occiput.

    With his outbursts of indignation, Smoot helped turn the Senate back to supporting a customs ban on dirty books. But as an experienced legislator, Smoot knew that his colleagues seemed to believe that Customs was going too far and hurting the importation of genuine, non-obscene literature. To conciliate this skepticism about Customs’ literary capacities, Smoot decided to yield somewhat and allow some reform.

    For one thing, Smoot would accept an amendment by which the Treasury Secretary (as boss of the Customs Service) could allow “so-called” classics, even dirty ones, into the country on a non-commercial basis. Smoot also accepted a plan endorsed by, among others, future Supreme Court Justice Hugo Black – former Klansman and currently known as the saner of Alabama’s two Senators (this guy was the other). The Black plan would provide that the final decision on whether an imported book was obscene would be made by a federal court, in a jury trial. That ought to meet the objection that random bureaucrats were making literary decisions – the book would get a full due-process trial.

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    “Hey, they mutilated a copy of the Marquis de Sade’s classic Justine just so they could smuggle cigarettes!”

    The Smoot-Hawley Tariff passed with the amendments somewhat softening the Customs ban on obscene books. The first true tests case involved Ulysses.

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    No wonder they wanted to ban Ulysses – he’s stark naked!

    Customs believed that James’ Joyce’s now-classic work was obscene, but after the Smoot-Hawley Tariff, the publisher, Random House, insisted on taking the case to trial. Waiving a jury, Random House had the issue decided by federal district Judge James Woolsey. Both Woolsey and the literature-friendly Second Circuit appeals court said the book was not obscene and could be freely imported (at least as far as the Customs laws were concerned). Woolsey’s opinion is probably more famous than the more authoritative Second Circuit opinion because Woolsey had a gift for words and Random House put his opinion at the beginning of Ulysses.

    The Ulysses case was historic because the influential Second Circuit, followed by other courts, rejected an old English case known as Regina v. Hicklin. In that case, an opinion by Chief Justice Cockburn said that a work could be condemned as obscene based only on isolated passages, based on the assumption that susceptible people might be harmed by these passages without regard to the surrounding material.

    (Hicklin wasn’t the alleged pornographer, he was a lower-court judge who had tried to legalize the alleged pornography;  the pamphlet in question was issued in the name of the Protestant Electoral Union.)

    The Ulysses decision said that in deciding whether a book is obscene it must be looked at as a whole. Just because there were, say, sex scenes in a book didn’t automatically make it illegal – the entire book had to be dirty, not just a few bits and pieces.

    Because the Ulysses case was so historic, and was decided under the supposedly literary-friendly provisions of the Smoot-Hawley Act, some people got the impression that winning court hearings for books Customs wanted to ban represented an advance for literature, making censorship tougher. In reality, importers rarely challenged Customs decisions in court, since legal challenges are quite expensive and it would simply be easier, if possible, to cut out the offensive bits designated by Customs.

    Customs liberalized its treatment of books (and movies), not because of Smoot-Hawley, but because of a gentleman named Huntington Cairns. A lawyer, litterateur, and later counsel for the National Gallery of Art, Cairns informally advised the Customs service on disputed works, generally erring in favor of letting the works into the country, at a time when the Post Office and many local censors were stricter against alleged porn.

    So Smoot’s “concession” wasn’t what protected literature against Customs overreach – maybe Smoot wasn’t as dumb as they thought.

     

    Works Consulted

    Paul S. Boyer, Purity in Print: The Vice-Society Movement and Book Censorship in America. New York: Charles Scribner’s Sons, 1968.

    Milton R. Merrill, Reed Smoot: Apostle in Politics. Logan, Utah: Utah State University Press, 1990.

    James C. N. Paul and Murray L. Schwartz, Federal Censorship: Obscenity in the Mail. New York: The Free Press of Glencoe, 1961.

  • Mormons and the Bill of Rights, Part One – Too Many Wives

    After the newly-founded religion of the Latter Day Saints, under the leadership of Brigham Young (successor to the martyred Joseph Smith), moved to Utah, it presented the federal government with some problems, as soon as the United States had acquired the area from Mexico. Young and other Mormon leaders announced a revelation from God – Mormon men were strongly encouraged (to put it mildly) to marry multiple wives. Joseph Smith had been doing this in private but starting around 1852 the revelation was out in the open.

    Mormon theologians and polemicists made clear that their “principle” – polygamy – was far superior to monogamy. The great patriarchs in the Old Testament had done it with God’s approval. Polygamous unions supposedly produced healthy children. Men with many wives were not tempted, like monogamists, to frequent prostitutes or engage in fornication or adultery, thus polygamy was an answer to these social ills.

    Opponents of Mormon polygamy – whom historian Stephen Prothero calls “conservatives” although the critics included prominent feminists – denounced polygamy as barbarous, oppressive to women, and a practice which had harmed civilization in other continents.

    At first the federal government’s solution to the Mormon question was to make Brigham Young the governor of Utah. After all, Utah was a federal territory, most of its settlers were Mormons, and they’d obey Young.

    There was another consideration. To be sure, polygamy was problematic, but should Congress be telling the people of the territories what domestic institutions they should have? Southerners and their Northern Democratic allies said no – thinking of course of slavery. But polygamy was a domestic institution, too, so if Congress started banning it, people might get ideas about banning territorial slavery, also.

    Indeed, the Republican platform in 1856 said Congress should ban polygamy and slavery in the territories, calling the two institutions “twin relics of barbarism.”

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    Twin relics of barbarism

    Democrat James Buchanan defeated the Republican candidate, on a platform of keeping Congress from meddling in the question of territorial slavery. Buchanan did meddle with the Mormons just a little bit in Utah, to the extent of deciding that Utah wasn’t the Papal States, and the religious leader shouldn’t double as the head of the civil government. So Buchanan fired Young as civil governor and replaced him with a non-Mormon.

    Mormons referred to non-Mormons as “Gentiles,” and it wasn’t meant as a compliment. Rather than submit to the Gentile governor, the Mormons launched a guerrilla war, but the rebellion was put down with the help of U. S. general Albert Sydney Johnston.

    I looked up the proper spelling of his name at Find A Grave
    Monument to Albert Sydney Johnston in his U. S. Army uniform, sternly determined to crush all rebels against the United States…hey, wait a minute, that’s not a U. S. Army uniform!

    OK, so General Johnston and a bunch of other people waged a Civil War, and for our purposes the result was that most of the Southerners left Congress, leaving a Republican majority which passed laws against both slavery and polygamy, the twin relics, in the federal territories. The Morrill Act of 1862 prescribed punishments for polygamists, but was rarely enforced. President Lincoln, though he signed the law, suggested leaving the polygamists alone, telling a folksy tale about a farmer plowing around a stump which was too big for him to remove. Or maybe Lincoln told the story about the salesman and the farmers’ three daughters – who cares what joke he told, Mormon-majority juries didn’t convict people under the law even if the local officials cared enough to prosecute.

    Still, the Mormon leadership wanted a test case to show the polygamy was part of their religious freedom, protected by the First Amendment’s guarantee of the free exercise of religion. So they got a guy named Reynolds to get prosecuted and to appeal his conviction to the U. S. Supreme Court.

    The Supreme Court, in Reynolds’ case, decided that Congress could ban polygamy in federal territories. There was no First Amendment right to engage in such a practice – polygamy was a blot on civilization. The true meaning of the First Amendment was spelled out in President Thomas’ Jefferson’s 1802 letter to the Danbury Baptists – the First Amendment erected “a wall of separation between Church & State.” The phrase (which isn’t in the Constitution) is fairly controversial, but for the Mormons the bottom line was that polygamy was on the state’s side of the wall, not religion’s side.

     

    That was pretty awful, wasn't it?
    My name is Reynolds and here is my rap / They put me in prison but it is all crap / It’s wrong to put me in this dungeon / When it comes to wives I want more than one

    Now it was time to put some teeth in the anti-polygamy laws. It was the 1880s, and Congress wasn’t down with Mormons marrying multiple ladies. So Congress tightened the screws in 1882 and again in 1887. Prosecuting polygamists – both for their multiple marriages and for “unlawfully cohabiting” with their surplus wives – was made easier through keeping polygamists off the juries. Gentile juries began convicting Mormon patriarchs, and the federal pen started looking crowded.

     

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    Polygamist Mormons in the federal penitentiary in Utah

    Plus Congress took the vote away from many polygamists, and seized the property of the Mormon church for its defiance of the polygamy law. Some polygamists went underground, trying to evade detection from the sex police. Others went to the recently-established Mormon colonies in Mexico. While I don’t think Mexican law allowed polygamy, there wasn’t the same level of legal repression as in the United States.

    That joke wasn't offensive, was it?
    Gaskell Romney with his children. Gaskell grew up in a Mormon colony in Mexico, son of a Mormon polygamist refugee from the United States (Miles Park Romney). Fourth from left is Gaskell’s son George. George would move to the United States and have an anchor baby named Mitt.

    The Mormon leaders thought enough was enough. It was time for Utah to be its own state, so that under the Constitution, it would no longer be subject to federal morals laws. The Mormon leadership began a campaign to persuade the public that the whole polygamy thing was exaggerated, and that the Mormons were turning away from the practice. This wasn’t strictly true, but the Mormons had found some new friends, wealthy railway companies and railroad promoters, who were willing to spread the wealth around among newspapers and Congress members to create a favorable climate of opinion for the Mormons. If Utah ended up as a state, these railway interests expected that the government would be dominated by grateful Mormons, happy to pay back their benefactors.

    To help with the public-relations campaign, boss Mormon Wilford Woodruff issued a declaration in 1890 suggesting that he would hereafter urge his flock to adhere to the federal antipolygamy laws and not to contract new polygamous marriages.

    "Hold me, like you did by the lake on Nauvoo"
    Wilford Woodruff’s house from way back when the Mormons were in Nauvoo, Illinois – before they fled to Utah. The house is now a historic site maintained by the Mormons.

    The new declaration basically indicated a new determination to keep the polygamy on the down low. Men who already had multiple wives (married before 1890) would not be hassled by the church for continuing to cohabit. If men wanted extra wives after 1890, they could go to one of the Mexican settlements – there was nothing in United States law against being a polygamist in Mexico (or keeping extra wives there).

    The Mormons and their allies could now claim (with some truthiness) to have gone beyond polygamy. Another step was necessary. Hitherto, the political parties in Utah had been divided between the (Mormon) People’s Party and the (Gentile) Liberal Party. The Mormon leadership decided to make Utah competitive between Democrats and Republicans, dangling before the two major parties the prospect of Senators, Congressmen, and electoral votes. It was a delicate operation, since the traditional Republican support of anti-polygamy laws made Mormons Democratic by inclination – and the leadership wanted a politically-competitive state which neither party could write off or take for granted. So the leaders sent the word out that those of the faithful who hadn’t already become Democrats should become Republicans, thus setting up the needed balance.

    These various underhanded tactics worked – Congress agreed in 1894 that if Utah adopted an anti-polygamy state constitution, it could become a state in 1896. The voters complied, and the state of Utah entered the Union in 1896. Polygamy was a crime on the books, but that was a state law, and the state law wasn’t enforced with the same vigor as the old federal anti-polygamy law had been. The railroad interests were disappointed that they didn’t get the keys to the state treasury – they thought they deserved at least that much at the hands of the new Mormon-dominated government in exchange for advocating statehood. But the deed was done.

    Then something happened to bring the whole polygamy issue back into unwelcome public attention.

    In 1903, the Utah Legislature chose the Republican Reed Smoot for U. S. Senate. Smoot was a successful, hardworking businessman, and a monogamist. He was also one of Mormonism’s 12 Apostles – part of the top leadership of the Mormon Church, and it soon transpired that not all of the church leadership shared Smoot’s personal preference for monogamy.

    The Senate provisionally gave Smoot a seat, then its Committee on Privileges and Elections held hearings on Smoot’s qualifications. The issue at hand was whether the top Mormon leadership, of which Smoot was a member, encouraged polygamy.

     

    Kind of funny

     

    During about three years of hearings, it transpired that the top Mormon leadership was riddled with polygamy. President Joseph F. Smith – the boss Mormon – had several wives. The practice was still widespread.

     

     

    President Smith was grilled by the Senate Committee

    This was a problem because it was the Progressive era, and reforming society was the “in” thing once again. While the progressives were not so deluded and mad with power lust as to think they could simply pass morals legislation to supersede the laws of the states, there were rumblings about an anti-polygamy amendment to the U. S. Constitution. The Mormon leadership decided that it was time for the other shoe to drop. In 1890 they’d put their polygamous practices on the down-low, no longer advertising them. Now in the early 20th century they stopped polygamy for real.

    Fortunately, previous Mormon criticisms of monogamy turned out to be exaggerated. When they became monogamists, Mormon men didn’t rush off en masse to the brothels. To this day, Mormon family life, while subject to imperfections and scandals like anything human, has compared favorably with family life in other communities.

    Congress had banned the immigration of polygamists in 1891. In the Progressive era, they banned the advocates of polygamy from immigrating. This caused diplomatic tension with the Ottoman Empire, which was indignant at the idea that Muslims – even monogamist Muslims – might be kept out of the United States merely for believing that the Muslim faith says about polygamy sometimes being OK. In practice, there was no Muslim ban, and only those who actually called for the introduction of polygamy into the U. S. were hit with the ban. In 1990, Congress decided that advocates of polygamy could immigrate here, just so long as they weren’t polygamists themselves.

    By this time, all of this had grown irrelevant to mainstream Mormonism, though one still hears of the splinter Mormon sects.

    As far as the mainstream Mormons are concerned – that is, most adherents to the religion – a contemporary Mormon apologist summed up polygamy this way: “here are the facts: yes we did and no we don’t.”

    As to Reed Smoot, we will meet him again, but for now let me mention the possibly-true story about Senator Boies Penrose, who allegedly said he preferred a polygamist who didn’t polyg to a monogamist who didn’t monag.

     

    Works Consulted

    Kathleen Flake, The Politics of American Religious Identity: The Seating of Senator Reed Smoot, Mormon Apostle. Chapel Hill, University of North Carolina Press, 2004.

    C. Carmon Hardy, Solemn Covenant: The Mormon Polygamous Passage. Urbana: University of Illinois Press, 1992.

    Edward Leo Lyman, Political Deliverance: The Mormon Quest for Utah Statehood. Urbana: University of Illinois Press, 1986.

    Charles S. Peterson and Brian Q. Cannon, The Awkward State of Utah: Coming of Age in the Nation, 1896-1945. Salt Lake City: University of Utah Press, 2015.

    Stephen Prothero, “The Mormon Question,” in Why Liberals Win the Culture Wars (Even When They Lose Elections). New York: HarperOne, 2016, pp. 99-137.

    Thomas Cottam Romney, The Mormon Colonies in Mexico. Salt Lake City: Deseret Book Company, 1938.

    Claire A. Smearman, “Second Wives’ Club: Mapping the Impact of Polygamy in U.S. Immigration Law,” Berkeley Journal of International Law
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