Category: Thicc

Tiziano Vecellio, more commonly known by his street name, Titian, was an Italian painter, the most OG member of the 16th-Century gang, The Ventian School, so named after a street corner where they would sling the freshest frescos and drop mad canvas on the masses.

Titian was loved by his crew and even given the nickname, “The Sun Amidst Small Stars,” which was the 16th-Century equivalent of calling him the 1996 Chicago Bulls. Titian created over four hundred known tracks and around three hundred have survived.

Titian even has a color named after him, Titian Red, because Titian was all about white girls, especially redheads, and used his trademark color to capture the look of their hair on canvas. Even the Virgin Mary was a redhead to this firecrotch chaser.

Titian was also one of The Godfathers of Thicc.

I don’t know where Urbino is but if all Urbino girls got a thicc like that, I’m going on vacation there once my tax check comes in.

Where is the beach that has all this juicy?

I can only assume that “penitent” means “thirsty,” because that girl is thirsty.

Titian also like to show off those big ole butts. She could use some squats, though.

Just a whole mess of thicc girls just hanging out.

Should have called this one “Damn, girl… Let me squeeze your tit-tay.”

Titian also knew an eternal truth… Thicc girls LOVE severed heads.

Explore more of Titian’s love of thicc girls at tizianovecellio.org.

Power Girl is clearly the thiccest mainstream superhero. Look at those dirty pillows!

She has a hilariously complicated backstory to go with her massive sweater puppies and her beeper meat. She’s Earth-Two Supergirl. She’s an ancient Atlantean (Atlantis, not Atlanta) and then, later on, she’s not. Currently, she’s Supergirl from another dimension, a dimension with more cupcakes and Nintendo games and got into the mainstream DC universe because a superbutthurt Superboy punched reality very hard. (No, seriously.)

The main thing to remember is that she has big tits, a stripper ass and she sports an epic boob window in her costume, one so big it might be more honestly be called a boob atrium.

As the thiccer version of Supergirl, she is a popular character for thicc cosplayers. Let’s take a look at a few.

And then, of course, there are the variant Power Girls…