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  • Thursday Afternoon Links

    Hey guys, I am back from a work trip. I loved getting a real Tex-Mex fix in the Metroplex, but I was working in Irving, so it was all blue and silver stars and Rangers gear. Blech. Someone else can have all of that. Also, DFW Airport looks like it got left behind in the Great Airport Upgrade. Also, I left my car keys with the TSA at Tampa International, so I’ll be going back by there in a little while to pick them up (and my car).

    You know who else from Germany wanted to create a United Europe?

    Paging Mr. Lizard. There has been a break in containment in Washington.

    This is one of the most dangerous things in modern America. These people need to be summarily fired and fined.

    It turns out that being forced to achieve an erection and masturbate in front of police is not a legal 4A search. In fact, sexual abuse of a minor under color of law appears to also be one of the very few holes in Qualified Immunity.

    This looks like bullshit to me.

    You guys have ruined my Youtube recommendations.

  • ZARDOZ RETURNS TO BESTING “DEAR ABBY”

     

    ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ SEES THAT DESPITE PREVIOUSLY CORRECTING THE BRUTAL KNOWN AS “DEAR ABBY” – SHE PERSISTS IN GIVING BAD ADVICE TO THE CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ, YOUR GOD, WILL CORRECT THAT WITH THE GIFT OF ADVICE. ADVICE IS GOOD! THE PENIS, HOWEVER, REMAINS EVIL.

    Q:  My husband and I argue more than I’d like. I am pretty easygoing and passive; he likes his feelings to be known. Over time I have become worn down, and my patience has worn thin.

    We are starting to rebound from what I call “the year from hell.” His drinking and poor choices nearly put us on the street, and I was ready to walk. Things are starting to get better, but what we can’t seem to agree on is communication during the day.

    Abby, I am on the phone for a living. I cannot stand being on it more than I must be. He calls and/or texts me up to 12 times a day. I can’t stand it. Even when I’m busy or give him a time certain when I will call him back, he beeps in before I have the chance.

    I am now at the end of my rope. With all that I have dealt with, worked through and put up with, this is something I will not compromise on.

    I feel it’s more than sufficient to talk on my way in to work, maybe check in around lunch, then on the way home. He feels that because I don’t feel the need to call or talk that much that I don’t love him. I can’t stand listening to the dead air or breathing because there is nothing to talk about.

    Am I being petty for letting this be the thing that will break us? — TALKS TOO MUCH IN TEXAS

     

    A: FOOLISH BRUTAL! IF THIS “HUSBAND” INSISTS ON TOO MUCH COMMUNICATION, INFORM HIM YOU WILL NOT GO TO SECOND LEVEL MEDITATION WITH HIM. AS FOR HIS OTHER ACTIVITIES – HE SHOULD BE TRIED, AND JUDGED, BY THE ETERNALS OF THE VORTEX. FOR HIS TRANSGRESSIONS, HE WILL BE PREMATURELY AGED INTO DOTAGE. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

     

    Q: My sister-in-law is extremely allergic to cats. We have six cats, but live 1,000 miles away from her.

    When her 8-year-old son comes to visit, he has a Ziploc bag full of clean clothes that he puts on before he goes home. The clothes he wore here are sealed up at the end of his trip to be washed.

    I’m OK with this. But I need some advice for an upcoming big family holiday gathering. We have all been courteously asked to wash our clothes before coming, to vacuum our vehicles and to limit our contact with cats before arriving.

    Am I wrong to feel like it’s her problem, not ours? — WHOSE PROBLEM IS IT

     

    A: THE PROBLEM IS THAT OF THE WEAK BRUTAL SISTER IN LAW. ZARDOZ HAS RAISED YOU UP FROM BRUTALITY, TO KILL THE BRUTALS WHO MULTIPLY AND ARE LEGION. IF A LITTLE KITTEH ALLERGY WILL RID THE WORLD OF THE FILTH OF BRUTALS, THEN ROLL IN CAT FUR BEFORE YOU VISIT! DO NOT TAKE IT OUT ON POOR LITTLE MR. WHISKERS! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

    (ITS OK, KITTY, THE BAD BRUTALS WON’T HURT YOU! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.)

     

    Q: Is it cheating to proofread your college-aged child’s final before he/she turns it in? — WONDERING IN ORANGE, CALIF.

     

    A: ZARODZ IS STIRRED TO WRATH! HOW WILL YOUR MISERABLE OFFSPRING BECOME A BRUTAL EXTERMINATOR, IF HE HAS A HELICOPTER BRUTAL HOVERING OVER HIM. HE SHOULD BE GIVEN THE GIFT OF THE GUN, AND LEFT TO HIS OWN DEVICES. YOU, HOWEVER, SHALL BE CAST OUT OF THE CHOSEN ONES… AND CLEANSED. REMAIN WHERE YOU ARE, BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS ARE BEING DISPATCHED! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

  • Thursday Morning Links

    Before we get started, I just want to let y’all know that I’m gonna be seriously disappointed if that story image isn’t one of you.

    That soccer game yesterday was pretty sweeeeeet! Liverpool might have scored again as I was typing that, no? Nope, still just won by a touchdown and extra point. Spurs also won, as did Real, Porto (jeez, Monaco sucks this year), and Besiktas.  Man Shitty lost, but the game was meaningless to them. And Sevilla drew. On to the round of 16 draw on Monday as the Europa League finishes their group play today as well. In cricket news, Australia won the second test match and are now up 2-0 vs England in the five game series.

    On the hardcourt, Xavier and UNC took care of their business. Second-ranked Kansas fell to Washington at home, and Florida, who is inexplicably ranked #5, shit the bed again in losing at home to powerhouse Loyola-Chicago. Perhaps that rockin’ 5-3 record will cause them to fall all the way to 7 or 8 this week.

    There were only four games on the ice last night. The Maple Leafs beat the Flames. The Flyers doubled up the Oilers. The Capitals drilled the Blackhawks (somebody get Swissy on suicide watch!) and the Anaheim Mighty Ducks blanked the Senators.

    That’s it for sports news, folks. Now its time for…the links! And I’ll do them quickly, since we are apparently in imminent danger of being blown up at any minute since Trump signed a piece of paper formally recognizing a certain country’s capital.

    Cargo pants, Matt? Really?

    Matt Lauer might be a creep. But the man’s got the whole retirement thing pretty well figured out.

    Looks like the House of Representatives grew a spine. I hope they’ve got some curb space set aside in New York for the bodies that apparently will be stacked like cordwood. At lease that’s what their cuck of a mayor and a few other “prominent” people are saying.

    Fire officials in Southern California say the worst is yet to come for the region. I can’t imagine how bad it is out there. Please stay safe, area Glibs.

    That’s not how you play “smell my finger” dumbass.

    More and more Dems are piling on Al Franken to resign. Conflicting stories have him denying that he will and others are claiming that he will, in fact, make the move today. Either way, its a funny ending to an unfunny man’s time in the Senate.  Although, I see no integrity in Team Blue’s play here. Its designed to keep his seat safe while at the same time giving them the “moral high ground” to go after Trump and Roy Moore and say they should do the same. I wasn’t born yesterday. I read the talking points. They’re not too hard to find when the same words are posted by 150 different people on Twitter at the same time. Well, good luck with that strategy. And good luck holding the seat in 2018.

    When you’re a Chicago cop, you get to act like you’re above the law for the most part. But when you’re on trial for shooting a black teenager and its caught on video, you might want to tell your lawyer that comparing a white Chicago police officer to the three black sharecroppers who were tortured by cops into confessing in the infamous Brown vs Mississippi case might be a bad idea. Seriously, what…the…fuck?

    “Do you think the sharecropper line played well, dude?”

    Georgia State Police commander gets fired. Of course, you and I would have been in jail for what he did. And we wouldn’t have been paid by the taxpayers for the last ten months for an extended vacation while the feds crawled all over the case.

    I don’t give you guys enough good news. I hope this makes up for it a little bit. The police statement is to the point. Somehow I think it might have been different if it happened in Chicago, LA or San Francisco.

    Beautiful girl…

    Have a great day. If you’re in SoCal, please stay safe. Same as if you’re in a Korean hospital.

  • Afternoon Links – Grumbling Edition

    Looking out the window at work, I see some @#$%ing Hate Birds, the Birds That Hate stopping by to crap on our sidewalks and foul the pond out by the main entrance. SCREW YOU HATE BIRDS! And then there is all this work I have (yes, Rufus, I WORK! …sometimes) where I am waiting for other people to get back to me before I can finish the year out. And did I mention the ache in my right shoulder? Let me tell you…

    *slaps self across face*

    OK, I am fine…really. So, I guess you are here for some links, eh? OK, some of you are here for links. Because, lets face it, most of you are here to snark, and look at Q’s posts in the comments. Wait… or is that just me?  Anyway, here are some links for you:

    1. Oh look! Illinois scum petitioning on behalf of an imprisoned member of the political class. Shocking, eh? I am sure this has no bearing on their own conduct… “Instead, they wrote that the nation’s highest court should hear his appeal to ‘distinguish the lawful solicitation and donation of campaign contributions from criminal violations of federal extortion, bribery, and fraud laws.’ ” Man, I hate Illinois Nazis politicians.
    2. Citizen – you are too expensive for the State to maintain….report to the nearest disintegration chamber in your sector! This is what the Berniebots want to bring to the US.
    3. Cis-hetero White Male Privilege! BELIEVEHER# … of course, it looks like certain colleagues do believe her…and he looks to be toast.
    4. Tsar Vladimir I, right?

    Enjoy the links…or not. Say, I wonder if I can pop outside, find a rock or two and fling them at those Hate Birds, The Birds That Hate?

  • End of The Road – Truckers are soon to be replaced by Robots, but the State has already been Roboticizing The Driver

     

    Much has been made in recent years of the looming replacement of human drivers with Robots Self-Driving Trucks.  I, for one, welcome our new Overlords of The Road, and my concerns lie less in the inevitable evolution of technology, and more in how the state, and large, corporatist, Legacy Carriers, have been slowly chipping away at the autonomy of the individual, Over The Road, Long Haul Trucker.  In this article I hope to illustrate the history and recent trajectory of this trend, and explain the extent to which the regulation of the Trucker has destroyed a once honored and noble occupation, and caused me to give up on it for good …  even though I’ve had a pretty successful 20 year run in the business.  Perhaps, if you wonderful Glibs will have me back, I might comment on why I think those robot trucks are a bit further away than their cheerleaders anticipate, and give some insight as to why certain sectors of the business will probably never be fully automated.

    Jimmy Carter Deregulates The Business End of Trucking

    Back in “The Old Days”, getting into the trucking business was extremely difficult.  A prospective trucker had to seek a license, much like a taxi medallion, to even operate, and any rates you negotiated with your customers were mandated to be public knowledge, and could be interfered with by the Interstate Commerce Commission.  Most trucking was done by in-house transport; many shippers had their own trucking fleets, or hired lease operators who had to run exclusively under those shippers’ operating licenses.  Of course, this lead to unnecessary inefficiencies, inflated rates, and a rather noncompetitive marketplace.  And that’s not even considering the effects of one James Riddle Hoffa. *(Warning, shameless plug for one of my favorite commentators and pod-casters, well known to the readers of this site.

    All of this mess in the marketplace was somewhat corrected, and the field further opened to competition, by the passage of The Motor Carrier Act of 1980, signed into law by President Jimmy Carter on July 1, 1980.  Similar legislation followed, both provincially and federally, in my homeland of The People’s Soviet Republic of Canuckistan.

    Of course, this momentous bit of de-regulation was met with howls of protest by the dominant legacy carriers, who were now losing their oligopolies, and, to this day, is also complained about by that portion of the truck driving community who do not understand what free markets actually mean in practice.  God knows I’ve been wincing at their economically illiterate commentary since I was a kid, especially given that de-regulation allowed for once small, independent operators, like my former employers here, to grow from a tiny, family run operation, to having a fleet of nearly 100 tractors and 300+ trailers, a warehousing division, and to such size that they now employ over 200 people.

    That’s the good news part of this article.

    Any Action Will Be Met With an Equal and Opposite Reaction

    The late 1980’s and early 1990’s saw a massive increase in the competition in the trucking marketplace, which also saw the growth of 3PL’s, also known as load brokers.  Many more new companies were opening, many more independent owner/operators were hitting the roads, and the marketplace continued to evolve.  Things at the operational end of the business, however, were also evolving, and not always in a good way.

    The state, as it is want to do, can never leave a good enough thing alone, and major increases in roadside enforcement operations began to take place.  One thing that had not changed over this period of de-regulation of the marketplace was the hours-of-service (HOS) rules governing the amount of time a Trucker could work, how much rest was required, and when.  What had also not changed, since their introduction in the 1950’s, was the use of paper log books, by which truckers were supposed to record their driving hours, location, odometer readings, commodity being hauled, and base of operations, such that enforcement personnel could keep an eye on us.  The Nanny State was not satisfied with this arrangement, and through fits and starts in the early 2000’s they began to dismantle a regulatory framework, which, when matched with the ‘pliability’ of paper logs, allowed for an easier to manage compliance situation for most drivers smart enough to work with, through, or around the rules.

    From the linked wiki –

    Between 1962 and 2003, there were numerous proposals to change the HOS again, but none were ever finalized. By this time, the ICC had been abolished, and regulations were now issued by the FMCSA. The 2003 changes applied only to property-carrying drivers (i.e., truck drivers). These rules allowed 11 hours of driving within a 14-hour period, and required 10 hours of rest.[9] These changes would allow drivers (using the entire 14-hour on-duty period) to maintain a natural 24-hour cycle, with a bare minimum 21-hour cycle (11 hours driving, 10 hours rest). However, the retention of the split sleeper berth provision would allow drivers to maintain irregular, short-burst sleeping schedules. 

    The most notable change of 2003 was the introduction of the “34-hour restart.” Before the change, drivers could only gain more weekly driving hours with the passing of each day (which reduced their 70-hour total by the number of hours driven on the earliest day of the weekly cycle). After the change, drivers were allowed to “reset” their weekly 70-hour limit to zero, by taking 34 consecutive hours off-duty. This provision was introduced to combat the cumulative fatigue effects that accrue on a weekly basis, and to allow for two full nights of rest (e.g., during a weekend break).[2] 

    In 2005, the FMCSA changed the rules again, practically eliminating the split sleeper berth provision. [10]  Drivers are now required to take a full 8 hours of rest, with 2 hours allowed for off-duty periods, for a total of 10 hours off-duty. This provision forced drivers to take one longer uninterrupted period of rest, but eliminated the flexibility of allowing drivers to take naps during the day without jeopardizing their driving time. Today’s rule still allows them to “split” the sleeper berth period, but one of the splits must be 8 hours long and the remaining 2 hours do not stop the 14-hour on-duty period. This rule is confusing and impractical for most drivers, resulting in the majority of drivers taking the full 10-hour break. 

    The split sleeper provision, such as it was, was the tool in our HOS regimen which gave us the flexibility to meet the demands of life on the road, shipping schedules, traffic, you name it.  If you were held up at a customer, unpaid and with nothing you could possibly do about it, as is a common practise and endless source of frustration for the average trucker, you could at least log that time in the bunk, and make up the driving time later.  No more.

    In 2005, the FMCSA changed the rules again, practically  eliminating the split sleeper berth provision.

    This rule change, as well as the introduction of satellite linked electronic log devices, or ELDs, which become the law of the land this month have pretty much eliminated the possibility of most truckers being able to work around any schedules, traffic, weather, or this little thing called ‘life’; and to my great disgust, further remove any autonomy one might have as a trucker.  As has been posted here in a thread by yours truly a few weeks back, this is certainly not good news to the over 3 million truckers in North America who are being affected by these changes.  I mean, who doesn’t want Uncle Sam riding shotgun with you, telling you when you can eat, sleep, or shit, or undermining your fourth amendment rights against your privacy?  Sounds like fun, doesn’t it?

    Some anecdotes from my last trucking job about how that effects your life on the road –

    Situation a – I am dispatched from my former employers home base in Syracuse, New York, to a trailer manufacturer in Cheeseheadville, Wisconsin, to pick up a brand new trailer.  Around midnight, I get tired, and pull in to the Petro Truck Stop at Angola, Indiana.  No problem, right?  Yours truly wakes up at a little after 630am, pre-trips the truck, has breakfast, and is ready to roll at 730.  But according to Uncle Sam, and the mandated logging device in my truck, I cannot go anywhere til 10am, when the minimum required 10 hour break is up.  So I have 2 and a half hours to catch up on the fun and excitement to be found here at Glibertarians Dot Com, but not make any fucking money, all because some enlightened public servants pieces of shit at the FMCSA have deemed that my sleep patterns must fit into what they believe is a proper regimen of rest.

    Situation b – Yours truly is on his way back to Syracuse, on a similar trailer retrieval mission as situation a.  Approaching Cleveland, I am about to run out of available driving hours, and pull into the last service plaza on the Ohio Turnpike prior to the 90 splitting off into the west side of Cleveland.  Guess when my ten hour rest period allows me to drive again?  Right in the middle of morning rush hour.  Under the old regimen of paper logs and the split sleeper provision, or if I worked in a civilized place that allows for 16 hour (or more) windows for your drive time to be completed, or allow more driving time (such as Canada, where it is 13 hours, or Western Australia, which is quite similar), I could have kept driving through Cleveland in the evening, and parked on the east side of town, thus avoiding contributing to rush hour traffic.  The next time you are sitting in traffic in some major metropolitan area, and you’re wondering why all of these trucks are on the road at the same time, you know who to blame.

    And there are millions of situations like this taking place every day, in every subdivision of the trucking industry.  Imagine being a cattle hauler, and you have a full load of calves on board, and it’s winter time.  You run out of your 11 hours driving time, and have to stop, in the middle of winter, most likely at a location where you can’t unload your cargo and get them inside somewhere where they won’t freeze to death.  Or imagine that you are me, or one of the many other people who used to run The Ice up North (remember this stupid piece of crap of television?), and your run basically can’t be done, because it’s 16 hours from Yellowknife to the mine under optimal conditions.  In fact, there are so many of these situations, that dozens and dozens of industry groups that depend greatly on trucking are lining up and begging for exemptions to the rules.

    And the trucking industry continues to wrestle with a driver turnover problem, that, although it has decreased slightly through 2015, appears to be on the rise again.  Gee, I wonder why?

    It also seems that many of the older guys on the road, gents who have been trucking for many decades and are used to managing their own schedules, regardless of what Uncle Sam has to say about it, are going to take early retirement or find something else to do.

    At Werner, as Leathers explained, the number of drivers in the 60-67 age group had held steady for “a long, long time,” as a few would retire and about an equal number would move up. 

    In the 90 days leading up to the hours-of-service change, that number fell by half.

    “It’s my belief that’s a representative sample across the industry of drivers who just said, ‘I’m out. I’m done. Thanks, but I’m moving on,’” Leathers said. “That’s been the silent victim of these changes: The drivers that are probably some of the most-qualified we have are saying, ‘I’ve had enough and I’m not going to do it.’ That’s concerning.” 

    Steve Gordon, COO of Gordon Trucking Inc., offered a similar take. 

    “The thing that’s most unfortunate is we’ve worked very hard to build a better lifestyle for our drivers – more out-for-a-week, home-for-a-weekend opportunities. The new restart has been most painful for those folks,” Gordon said. “They can’t leave the house until after 5 a.m. If they get hung up somewhere, they lose that time the next week. So the very people we’re trying to tell, ‘we’re going to do right by you, we’re going to get you home to see your family,’ they’re the ones paying the price.” 

    Think about this for a minute.  A job which attracts people who typically want to be left alone, or have some kind of ‘adventure’, or at very least not be  under the nose of their boss all day, is being regulated to a degree which gives you very little room to schedule your day, virtually dictates your sleeping patterns, penalizes you for taking naps or otherwise attempting to make the most efficient use of your time, and provides the government with an instantly accessible record about where you have been, 24/7, and gives them unlimited access to review your HOS compliance and issue fines at will.  WHERE DO I SIGN UP?

    Where Do We Go From Here?

    For the liberty minded professional driver, the situation looks bleak.  I doubt very highly that the FMCSA is ever going to change the HOS regulations to match more humane and productive provisions in places like Canada or New Zealand, where a guy can drive 13 hours a day and, at least in Canada, has a bit more flexibility with shifting hours around.  And I also doubt very highly that the FMCSA or any state level DOT is going to give up on the rolling cash cows that are ELDs.  If you are an owner operator and you have a truck with a model year older than 2000, you are exempt from the ELD mandate, but that doesn’t help with the stupid HOS regs, and many large carriers won’t take on owner operators who choose to run older equipment.  (And don’t get me started on the EPA rules and how they have completely screwed up the engine marketplace, such that Caterpillar quit making on-highway diesel engines.  Another article entirely …. )   Trucking is an ultra-competitive marketplace for rates, and the little guy has an enormous hill to climb in competing against legacy carriers, who benefit both from economics of scale, and being large enough to enjoy the privileges of regulatory capture.  Hell, some of these arseholes, through cronyist organizations like The American Trucking Association, go right along with all of these stupid laws because they know they can comply with them.  The Provinces of Ontario and Quebec instituted mandatory truck speed limiters, restricting trucks to 105km/h (65mph) by law, even for carriers not based there.  These rules were not proposed by the Ontario Ministry of Transport, or it’s analogs in Quebec; they were proposed by mega-carriers like Challenger Motor Freight, and their crony mouthpieces in the Ontario Trucking Association.

    So what’s a guy to do?  As reported above, many older drivers who were already close to retirement are just going to pack it in.  Some, like myself, are young enough to move into other fields of pursuit, and some, perhaps, already have training or qualifications in other fields.  Unfortunately, due to the nature of the business, and the demographics of people who it typically draws from, this is not the case for the majority of people behind the wheel.  What are they going to do?   What was once considered a free-wheeling, adventurous, decent paying gig, looks more and more like a rolling prison from which many may not escape.

  • Wednesday Morning Links

    I’m back!  What a last few days.  But I got through holding my first auction without a disgruntled seller trying to bash my head in or a disgruntled buyer trying to do the same.  I can’t ask for much more than that. A quick sports update (straight from the scores without any knowledge of how the games went) and then down to business.:

    A ten game slate on the ice yesterday…wow! Devils top the Blue Jackets. Rangers take down the Pens. Blues beat Les Canadiens. The Red Wings rolled over the Jets. Lightning strike six times in beating the Islanders. The Weinsteins Predators beat the Stars. The Sabres top the Avalanche. Canucks blank the Hurricanes. The Kings beat the MINNESOOOOOODA WIIIIIIIIIIILLLLDDD. And the Mighty Duck Fucks fall to the Army, er Las Vegas, Golden Knights.

    Over in Europe, they played some UCL games yesterday. Roma won. Barca won. Bayern beat PSG 3-1 in a game that only would have matter had the score been 10-1. Chelsea drew with Athletico, which will come to haunt them. ManUre won. And Juventus won.  The remaining games are played today, which means Liverpool! YNWA.

    On the hardcourt, Notre Dame fell to Ball State (yikes!). Michigan State keeps rolling. Villanova drilled Gonzaga. UVA fell to WVU. Minnesoda fell to Nebraska. Wichita State was better than SDSU. Duke won. aTm lost to Arizona. And some other games were played.  Oh, and Ohio State came from 20 points down on Monday night to beat Michigan and further humiliate that school up north.

    I know you guys are probably ready to get down to business. But I want to say thanks to Swissy for bailing me out these last couple of days.  Monday was unplanned, and I had to bug out at the last minute. I didn’t mean to put him on the spot like that, but he saved my ass.  And yesterday’s links were awesome, as usual.  Thanks, Swissy. Let me see if I can do equally well with…the links!

    CFPB: Under New Management. Rejoice, businesses. You have a government that wants to work with you. Lament, left-wing non-profits that make massive political donations to Team Blue. You no longer have a government that will force companies to make donations to you in lieu of fines or restitution so you can funnel them to the political campaigns of the people in government that forced the companies to pay you in the first place.  I can only hope he takes a metaphorical wrecking ball to the whole, stinking, corrupt agency.

    Global warming or Trump. Who is to blame?

    I had no idea this was happening until this morning. Stay safe, SoCal Glibs. That looks like a devastating fire.

    Now THAT’S ironic! Finally, a government official doing something skeezy that at least has the good taste to be ironic enough that he will live forever in the minds of 4chan.

    The Feds have charged Kate Steinle’s killer with a slew of legitimate charges. I was afraid they were going to try and charge him for the murder again, which would have been very bad. But the charges all seem legit.  The DA who failed to present a compelling case blasted Trump and the charges as a travesty of justice.  If only he were wearing a clever t-shirt while doing so.

    Pimp of the House no longer

    John Conyers announces his retirement as wave after wave after wave of sexual harassment complaints pour in. He also conveniently endorsed his son to continue the family business. Because that’s what our nation has come to: political dynasties and lifelong jobs to elected office.

    Expect more judicial activism as opposed to adherence to the Constitution. I just wish the Trump admin would simply say “we are doing exactly what the Obama admin did, what the Bush admin did and what the Carter admin did and if you don’t like it, win the next election for President.” Because that’s the only defense they really need to make of the travel “ban” that he put in place and has been upheld every time it gets sent to the high court.

    I needed to find something mellow. It’s been a long week already. And its just Wednesday.

    I’m gonna try to make the best of it. Hope you can do the same.

  • Afternoon Links, One Set, 4 Each.

    So you would like some links? You have the NSN for them? OK, how about the LIN? End item code…? You just want “links”. Well, I’ll see what we have on hand here…

    These look like they are still in the unopened box, so why don’t you give them a try?

    • Friday’s “incident confirmed that such a position is necessary.” Of course it did.
    • The Gropeocaust continues.
    • Glass ceiling shattered, shitlords! Now, someone needs to scold those patriarchal police for attacking a strong womyn, who is in charge!
    • A task for our commentariat – where does this woman place on the Hot/Crazy matrix?

    If those don’t work, just fill out a request. You should be able to find the correct numbers in those manuals…

    It has to be in one of these.
  • An Introduction to Bitcoin

    There’s a scene in Neal Stephenson’s “The Baroque Cycle” in which the 17th Century English economy is described as almost completely run from lists of debts due to the lack of circulating coinage. Welcome to the wonderful world of Bitcoin!

    There is no such thing as a bitcoin. When someone says “I own a bitcoin,” what they mean is “I know the code or codes that can authorize the transfer of up to one bitcoin.” If you buy a “loaded” physical token for 0.01 bitcoin on eBay, the token contains a code. Neither the token nor the code is “bitcoin,” but the code enables you to transfer amounts adding up to 0.01 bitcoin to other accounts.

    Bitcoin’s foundation is a public transaction ledger called the blockchain. Every bitcoin transaction is recorded on the blockchain and anyone can inspect the transaction history going back to the creation of the first block of the chain. Because the blockchain is public, bitcoin transactions are not as anonymous as some people currently in prison had hoped. Every new account is anonymous, but that anonymity will probably be compromised by the first transfer of bitcoin into it because the bitcoins in the source account probably have a history–and there are companies whose business plan is to delve through the blockchain to link accounts to owners and sell the information.

    Here’s how the blockchain works: people with codes that control bitcoin create transactions. Transactions can have one or more input accounts and one or more output accounts. Newly created transactions are sent to the cloud of computers running bitcoin protocol clients and added to a list of pending transactions. Anyone can download a bitcoin protocol client and run it on their computer, but running a full “node” takes a lot of disk storage space and Internet bandwidth.

    Some of the computers running bitcoin protocol clients are “mining” bitcoin. To mine bitcoin, one selects transactions from the pending list and packs them together into a binary blob called a “block”. The block is then scanned to create a “hash” value. The last digit of a 16 digit credit card number is a hash value calculated from the first 15 digits. This is how web sites can automatically determine if you’ve mistyped a credit card number.

    The hash value created by scanning a block isn’t a single digit. It’s 78 digits long, and it’s unlikely that the first hash value created for a block will “mine” the block because there’s a trick. The bitcoin protocol tries to make it so that a block is mined every 10 minutes. To do this, the protocol periodically adjusts the difficulty of mining by specifying a maximum value for the hash value. In addition to the selected transactions, the block contains a counter. When a block is first created, the counter value is zero. The block’s hash value is calculated. If the hash value is less than the current maximum value, then the block is “mined.” If the hash value is greater than the current maximum, then the counter is incremented and a new hash value is calculated. Subsequent hash values created by incrementing the counter are essentially random values from zero to 1.16×10^77. The process of mining a block is repeatedly incrementing the block’s counter and calculating the next hash value until the hash value is less than the current maximum value.

    “… What?”

    When a hash value is less than the maximum value, the winning block/counter/hash combination is sent to the cloud of computers running bitcoin protocol clients, and the block is added to the end of the blockchain. The transactions in the block are considered complete and removed from the pending list.  All the miners start the process over again, create a new block from transactions in the pending list, and commence mining it.

    As incentive to mine, the account of a miner who successfully mines a block is credited with (as of this writing) 12.5 bitcoins. This is how new bitcoins are created. The number of bitcoins created for each successfully mined block declines slowly over time. Miners can also keep any change left over from a transaction. If a transaction specifies an input account that contains one bitcoin and specifies the output account should get 0.99 bitcoin, then the remaining 0.01 bitcoin is kept by the miner. This is incentive for miners to include the transaction in their blocks.

    Most mining is done by groups of miners who join together in a mining “pool.” A central computer creates the block which is sent to the members of the pool. Each member mines using a different initial value of the counter.  If a pool member mines the block, the result is sent to the central computer and the pool members share the reward in proportion to their effort. Anyone can buy a mining rig on eBay and join a mining pool.

    Bitcoin mining is almost exclusively done by specialized mining equipment, and the price of bitcoin is directly related to the cost of the electricity required to mine blocks. If the exchange value of bitcoin rises to the point where it’s very profitable to mine, then existing miners buy more equipment or new mining pools are created. This makes mining faster and blocks are mined more frequently than every 10 minutes. This makes the bitcoin protocol increase the mining difficulty by decreasing the maximum hash value. This means miners have to mine longer to mine a block using more electricity and reducing profits. Miners must sell some of their new bitcoins to pay for the electricity used, so the price of bitcoin is ultimately related to the cost of electricity.

  • Tuesday Morning Links – Lack of Inspiration Edition

    If yesterday was “meh”, today is ….uninspired. The very brief sports note – There apparently was some sort of gang warfare in Ohio…it was disguised as an NFL game between the Bengals and the Stillers (PA spelling). We are still awaiting the final body count. Oh, and every team I like still sucks and is mired in losing.

    So, on to the links;

    • Remember, only the benevolent hand of government can take care of you! Otherwise we would all be living in some Dickensian work house asking for more gruel.
    • OK, there is brash…and there is BRASH. Anyone check the usual bat-sh#t crazy feminist sites for coverage of this?
    • Theresa May continues to race Angela Merkel for title of Most Blundering European Leader.
    • Wow, thanks AP – I would have never guessed any of this!
    • Ah, the sound of silence.

    OK, since I don’t do music links – could you, dear commenters, post something musical to wish sloopy good luck for today? How about that, Swiss Servator asking for OT links! Wait, or since I asked for them, it isn’t OT… whatever, just wish him luck.

     

  • Monday Afternoon Links

    Hey, guys. Sounds like somebody has a case of the “Mondays”! **finger guns** Me, I have to get on a plane tonight and be out in the world for a couple of days for work. Which sucks. I actually have to groom. Apparently, my work-from-home look is a little too close to “why is there a bum in our lobby?”. Also, let us all wish the Sloopster good luck in his auction tomorrow. May his crowd be full of people who are flush with money and bad at value.

    Florida Woman sentenced to five years in prison for tax fraud. Based on some family experience, I can say that this is about the going rate in FL.

    FBI gives the ATF list of 4000 people who should not own guns because of mental instability, violent criminal offenses, tells them “good luck and please go get those guns back. Hopefully not one bullet at time, brass separate.”

    I take exception to Sen. Grassley’s characterization that money spent on alcohol or in the company of a certain type of woman is “blown”. Also, if I’ve spent $5M on booze and the type of woman who will hang out with me for money, I’m probably going to die pretty horribly of cirrhosis.

    This is about enough money to buy a pack of gum. If there were any gum.

    This is my favorite take on the Venezuelan crypto-currencyGovernment-Run Digital Currencies Could Disrupt U.S. Dominance. Just like Venezuela has created millionaires by debasing their paper currency.

    You know who else was a finalist for Time’s Person of the Year?

    Name the missing item in the links.