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  • Animal Rights and Libertarianism

     

    I was reminded the other day that the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus had closed recently, and it got me to thinking about animal rights, particularly from a libertarian perspective.

    Ringling Brothers…no more.

    First, a bit about where I stand: I eat meat; I’m fine with employing animals for their labor; I’m also fine with keeping animals for companionship. We have an English bulldog who’s pretty awesome, if occasionally stubborn and flatulent. I hunt and fish, and I don’t have a problem with killing an animal that I’m not emotionally attached to for food. But, I don’t want to cause any unnecessary suffering to any animal, and I don’t think anyone else should, either. If someone intentionally hurt my dog, I’d inflict as much pain as possible on them, and maybe on their children, too. Ideally, I’d eat free range meat, but I haven’t done my research yet to figure out what that entails (or even means) and how to go about it.

    Circuses are out for me. I don’t want animals to be kept in captivity for my entertainment. Zoos require some nuance. Some zoos exist purely for entertainment, and there are many examples of cases in which the animals in these zoos aren’t treated well. However, there are also many zoos (and aquaria) which have multiple functions of research, education, and, entertainment. I’ve had the privilege of visiting some excellent ones, including the San Diego Zoo and Safari Park, the Monterey Bay Aquarium, and the Vancouver Aquarium. These zoos have biologists on staff who conduct studies to better understand the animals, as well as biologists charged with the care and well-being of the animals. As an added benefit, those of us who aren’t biologists can visit and learn about, and, yes, be entertained by the animals.

    I’m torn on medical experimentation on animals. While I realize that medical experimentation can cause suffering to animals, I recognize that it can also relieve the suffering of humans.

    Now, on to the perspectives on animals rights that I was aware of beforehand. One perspective is that animals are not humans, and thus have no rights. Another is that there’s no special sauce that distinguishes humans from other living creatures (indeed, we share an overwhelming percentage of our genetic material with most other living organisms), and thus animals should have the same rights as humans. I think that these are both extreme views.

    Given that western civilization is heavily influenced by Judeo-Christian values, it’s not a coincidence that the origins of some western values on animal rights can be traced to the Bible. Genesis 1:26 says “And let them have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over the livestock and over all the earth and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth.”

    Saint Francis preachin’ it.

    However, there are also many examples in Judaism and Christianity that hold that humans should care for and protect animals (see Francis of Assisi, patron saint of animals, and the analogy of Jesus as the shepherd). (Aside: ZARDOZ seems mostly concerned with grain production, but what does He command about animal rights?)

    So, what are the libertarian perspectives on animal rights? It seems to me that a libertarian’s view on animal rights is largely dependent on whether one views animals as “individuals” that are afforded rights, or property, which has no rights of its own. In this respect, libertarian viewpoints on animal rights parallel libertarian viewpoints on abortion (which come down to whether one believes that a fetus has rights). My research seems to indicate that, as with abortion, the majority of libertarians seem to come down on the side of animals having no rights, but it’s certainly not unanimous.

    NAP! NAP!

    What say you, Glibertarians?

  • Monday Morning Links of Meh

    Meh. That is the theme for this morning. Just don’t say we have a case of today…

    Don’t say it.

    Not sure sloopy or I have anything to say about the sports side of news, other than “meh”, maybe “bah!”…maybe even “feh”. So we are just going to skip that part, OK? So you get links….links of meh.

    • Office parties slide, even more, toward “meh“.
    • Weird headline aside, this story is the definition of “meh”.
    • Prime Minister May offers “meh” leadership. Didn’t the UK have some sort of vote thing some time back that covered this?
    • A Chicago alderman is an hypocritical ass about taxes? Meh.

     

     

  • ZARDOZ SUNDAY EVENING LINKS

    ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ SEES MANY BRUTALS PREPARING FOR THE BRUTAL HOLIDAY OF CHRISTMAS. ZARDOZ UNDERSTANDS IT INVOLVES GIFT GIVING. THIS IS GOOD, IF THE GIFT IS OF THE GUN! THE GUN IS GOOD.

    MERRY CHRISTMAS, ZED!

    ZARDOZ IS IN A GIVING MOOD NOW. THEREFORE, CHOSEN ONES, RECEIVE THE GIFT OF THE LINK! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

    • ZARDOZ NOTES THAT BRUTAL EXTERMINATOR ALLIANCE IN YEMEN IS CRUMBLING. AND THEY HAVE RECEIVED THE GIFT OF THE GUN. ZARDOZ IS DISPLEASED.
    • THIS, HOWEVER, AMUSES ZARDOZ. ZARDOZ WOULD ADVISE HIS CHOSEN ONES TO AVOID INVESTING.
    • HOW MANY TIMES MUST ZARDOZ REMIND YOU THAT THE PENIS IS EVIL!
    • ZARDOZ WISHES ALL BRUTALS DROVE LIKE THIS.

     

  • Tails of the Teufelhund: Part 3

    Baby Bella

    Belly and I have always played throw and return, and she’s finally starting  to return things I throw: rope, baseballs, etc. And this is good for her as I have almost no yard for her to play in. We walk every day, and the dog park is down the street, so there’s that. When Belly was about 3 months old, I bought her a toy which she immediately lost, and 7 months later, today, I found SQUEAKY TOY!

    We have spent the entire afternoon playing and throwing SQT around and B is having a blast.

    SQT is a fluorescent, orange rubber bone-shaped thing that squeaks. Yummy!

    I have read that the reason dogs love SQTs is because they love to hear their prey scream. Sounds about right for Bella. And so delicious, I can only wonder what cats think about it; after all, they are the gangsters of Pet World.

    Cats: yes, I have one. Eighteen years old and still kicks Bella’s ass. A real nice kitty.

    My son actually found her on a rainy night, and I said, “If she lives, keep her,” thinking this poor thing wouldn’t make the night. Happily, I was wrong. Kittah is tiny but real tough. Full grown only about 6 lb–truly a runt like my Bella, and a fucking trooper. Been through 3 dogs and handled them all. Go Kittah!

    Maybe this should be Tales of the Kittah

     

    Cats are Canaries in Coalmines

    Pets are opportunistic,

    Dogs are free Security

    Like people,

    Pets are not Children

    Most are just as stupid

    And must be Guided

    God Bless the Doggies and Kittahs.

    I’m a Sucker

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  • Sunday Morning Crack of Dawn Links

    And Dawn had better get here with that crack pretty shortly, these kids are getting impatient.

    Remember yesterday, when the coyote (WaPo) finally had that pesky Roadrunner (Hat ‘n’ Hair) dead to rights and the Trump presidency was really, truly over, then it wasn’t? I posted the “oops” tweet, but here’s the recoil. And hilariously, this isn’t even the first major fuckup from that “reporter.” Why does he even still have a job? Anyway, well, today, they REALLY TRULY have that damn Roadrunner. THIS TIME FOR SURE! I mean, they even went to the trouble of having an analysis from a former Obama official, and you can’t get more definitive and objective than that! Man, at this rate, there’s going to be a national popcorn shortage.

    And the soi-disant “tax reform bill” continues to be nailing Jello to the wall. Team Red, you had one job, and what you give us is a dog’s breakfast. Anyway, the story is the usual conflation of “tax rate cuts” with “tax cuts,” as well as “tax rate increase” with “tax increase.” That’s just plain sloppy thinking, and though I expect it from economically illiterate reporters and political hacks, I know that OUR commentariat knows the difference. Right? The bill ends us up with a tax code just as complex, vague, arbitrary, and incomprehensible as the one it replaces, just with some pieces moved around. Well done, Team Red. How about the OMWC plan: Fuck you, cut spending. Tax form to 1/2 a page maximum and taking far, far less money, and only for functions constitutionally delegated to the federal government. And then I woke up from that lovely dream…

    Here’s the appropriate aria: another (((one))) bites the dust. If anyone ever gets a hint of the extraordinary amount of vagina plowed by Mike Rowe in his opera days, we’ll lose a real icon. Or maybe not, since he has the… fortitude to tell everyone to fuck off and not play the faux-apology-grovel game.

    OK, Old Guy Music, this time from one of the greatest ensembles ever on one stage, all Mingus alumni back for a reunion. I make no secret of my idolization of Roland Kirk, and he sure delivers here, blowing away every other sax player on that stage- and those are some insanely great sax players. I particularly liked his parody of George Adams’s outside playing, which he casually slips into at a pace triple that of Adams’s. It’s a long jam, but every minute packs a punch.

  • STEVE SMITH REFLECTS ON THE PAST EVENING LINKS

    STEVE SMITH FINISH RAPE OF EVERYONE IN RV A LITTLE EARLY. SO HAS TIME TO REFLECT BACK ON PAST FEW YEARS. STEVE SMITH GIVE SOME LINKS TO FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE, AND LET THEM THINK BACK TO PAST YEARS TOO. THEN STEVE SMITH GO FIND CABIN NEAR TRAIL AND HAVE A NIGHT CAP. BY NIGHT CAP MEAN RAPE, IN A CAP. AT NIGHT.

    • STEVE SMITH REMEMBER WELL, SAGE ADVICE THAT GOLD GO DOWN TO $600 OZ! ANY DAY NOW, GOLDBUGS!
    • STEVE SMITH REMEMBER WHEN FRANCE SAY SOMETHING, WORLD LISTEN! WAIT, NO HE DON’T…STEVE SMITH NOT 130 YEARS OLD! WHY THEY THINK IT WORK NOW?
    • STEVE SMITH DO REMEMBER “WHAT IS GOOD FOR GM, GOOD FOR COUNTRY”. NOW, WHO CARES? STEVE SMITH LIKE WHEN TOURISTS DRIVE FIATS TO WOODS. ALWAYS BREAKDOWN AND MAKE IT EASY FOR STEVE SMITH TO GET IN A COUPLE OF EXTRA RAPES.
    • STEVE SMITH REFLECT ON POWER OF PROTEST THIS YEAR. WELL, NO HE DON’T. HE MOSTLY LAUGH AT FUTILITY….JUST LIKE FUTILITY IN TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM STEVE SMITH ON HIKING TRAIL! BY GET AWAY, MEAN AVOID RAPE.

  • A Barry Sanders Story: NFL Week 13

     

    Next week, the final push for the playoffs begins, and it figures to be pure madness, at least in the NFC. Twelve teams have at least a puncher’s chance at one of the six playoff spots available. In the AFC, it’s looking more and more like the Steelers and Patriots are on a collision course for the conference championship game – but they’ll have a dress rehearsal for it in two weeks at Heinz Field. As of this writing, no one has clinched anything yet, so this season’s final four weeks figure to be quite dramatic.

    But again, that all starts next Sunday. With week 13 being the relative calm before the storm, let’s look back at the career of one of the NFL’s greatest players, Barry Sanders.

    AFC WEST

    Kansas City @ NY Jets – I’m officially off the bandwagon

    Denver @ Miami – just don’t make me watch it

    NY Giants @ Oakland – Geno Smith is no kind of answer for the Giants’ woes

    Cleveland @ LA Chargers – Sure, they’ll boff it up in the playoffs, but they are ROLLING now

    We’ve all got our favorite football team; for most of us, it’s the hometown team. If not, it’s the team we rooted for before we moved. Others jump on the bandwagon of whoever the team of the moment is. Usually, the custom for sports fans is to overly praise their team’s best players while barely acknowledging the other stars of the game.

    Some players are so good they’re exempt from this. In the 1990s, if your favorite team wasn’t the Detroit Lions, chances are you were a fan of their running back, Barry Sanders. Whether Sanders was the best running back of all time, or even of his own era, is open to question; the entertainment value of his running style was not. For ten years, Barry Sanders dazzled football fans from coast to coast with an inimitable running style. Only a handful of players past and present could claim even a vague similarity, as Sanders’ approach demanded imagination, risk-taking (no Hall of Famer ever lost more yards while trying to gain yards), a pair of legs that can execute any change of direction his brain could throw at them, and the ability to accelerate like a dragster.

    AFC NORTH

    Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati – Next week is the trap game

    Cleveland @ LA Chargers

    Detroit @ Baltimore – close game to the home team

    Barry Sanders was no less unique in between plays. In the 1990s, the practice of celebrating after every play was rapidly becoming the norm. Players like Deion Sanders and Michael Irvin were establishing the template for the modern NFL star; Barry Sanders was more of a throwback in terms of temperament. Sanders just simply jogged back to the huddle regardless of whether he’d lost five yards, gained five, or gained fifty. After a touchdown, Sanders’ signature celebration was to simply hand the ball to the nearest official.

    If anything, Barry Sanders was probably too humble considering his abilities. Maybe humility was the key to his success; perhaps a refusal to revel in success spurred him to keep working, to fight for yards, to pursue excellence. Maybe he was working against a native complacency. In any case, it’s clear that the roots of Barry’s demeanor came from his father, the late William Sanders. This profile of the elder Sanders by TJ Simers certainly helps make the son’s behavior between the lines a little more understandable.

    AFC SOUTH

    Indianapolis @ Jacksonville – Jags bounce back at home

    Houston @ Tennessee – Titans keep pace with Jags

    In a 1993 interview in SPORT Magazine (that I can’t find online), the subject of rushing for 2000 yards came up. Barry talked about how special OJ Simpson was in his playing days, noting that Simpson’s 2000 yard season came in a 14-game schedule. The other 2000 yard rushers had gotten there in a 16-game season. (Simpson was primarily a north-south runner, but even well into his forties he could still slash through a double-team)

    Barry Sanders’ Hall of Fame contemporaries were Emmitt Smith and Thurman Thomas. While Sanders was arguably the best of the three, Sanders was inarguably in the worst situation. Emmitt Smith ran behind the greatest offensive line ever assembled. If opposing defenses put eight men in the box to stop him, he had a HOF QB in Troy Aikman throwing to HOF WR Michael Irvin. Emmitt Smith was a huge talent, but huge talent around him helped him gain more yards on the ground than any running back in history. Thurman Thomas had comparable assistance in HOF QB Jim Kelly and WR Andre Reed. Barry Sanders, by contrast, didn’t have the same kind of talent to work with. WR Herman Moore had several great seasons playing with Sanders, but not a HOF career. Sanders’ QBs were a bigger step down: Bob Gagliano, Rodney Peete, Erik Kramer, end-of-career Dave Kreig (who wasn’t top flight in mid career), Scott Mitchell, and Charlie Batch. The 1990s belonged to Emmitt Smith’s Cowboys, who won Super Bowls in the 1992, 1993, and 1995. Thurman Thomas’ teams went to four straight Super Bowls.

    Barry Sanders didn’t have an opportunity to play in even one. Sanders was in his third season when the Lions lost the 1992 NFC Championship game. In the 25 years since, the Lions haven’t gotten past the wild card round since then, losing eight times.

    AFC EAST

    New England @ Buffalo – The most gut of gut-feeling picks I could ever make

    Denver @ Miami

    Kansas City @ NY Jets

    After two weeks had gone by in the 1997 NFL season, the Detroit Lions were 1-1 – but no one was talking about Barry Sanders rushing for 2000 yards. Through two games, Sanders had gained 53 yards on 25 carries. A more relevant question at that time might have been: Is Barry Sanders done? Sanders was 29 years old, in his ninth season, with more than 11,000 rushing yards on his odometer. (Of course, in week two he had caught 8 passes for 102 yards, which probably kept the naysayers from speaking too loudly). Heading into week three, Sanders would need to run for 322 yards just to get back on to a 2000 yard pace.

    NFC WEST

    LA Rams @ Arizona – Like the Jets most weeks, expect the Cardinals to keep it close in defeat

    Philadelphia @ Seattle – The Eagles aren’t going to finish 15-1

    San Francisco @ Chicago – DUUUUH BEARSSS

    In week three of the 1997 season, Barry Sanders looked like his old self, rushing for 162 in a 32-7 win at Chicago’s Soldier Field. And over the next few weeks, Sanders piled up the yards while his team alternated wins and losses like a see-saw: 113 in a road loss at New Orleans, 139 in a home win over Green Bay, 107 in a road loss at Buffalo. Thru six weeks, the Lions were 3-3, but after an unrecognizable first two weeks, Barry Sanders had gained 574 yards.

    Then Barry Sanders stepped his game up.

    NFC NORTH

    Minnesota @ Atlanta – Just when I thought the Falcons were fading, they’re surging late

    Tampa Bay @ Green Bay – Rodgers, Hundley, doesn’t really matter against Tampa

    Detroit @ Baltimore

    San Francisco @ Chicago

    The Tampa Bay Buccaneers had built one of the best defenses in NFL history. From 1997-2005, the Bucs defense was the envy of the league. With Tony Dungy’s Cover 2 scheme executed by the likes of Warren Sapp, Derrick Brooks, and Ronde Barber, Tampa’s defense ranked in the top five in either Points Against or Yards Against, usually both, seven times in those nine seasons. In 1997, the Bucs were #2 in Points Allowed and #3 in Yards Allowed. In week two, the Tampa defense held Barry Sanders to 20 yards on 10 carries in defeating the Lions at the Silverdome, 24-17.

    Sanders’ revenge was extraordinary. In the rematch at Tampa, Sanders was magnificent against Tampa’s stout defense, gaining 215 yards on 24 carries in a 27-9 road rout. Whatever had plagued Sanders in the first two weeks was a faded memory. Five weeks later, Sanders notched his second 200 yard game of the year at home against the Colts. Through 15 weeks, Sanders had run for 100+ yards in a league record 13 consecutive games. And he needed 131 yards in the final game of the season to become just the third player ever to rush for 2000 yards in a season.

    But at 8-7, the Detroit Lions needed a win to get into the 1997 playoffs. So did their week 16 opponents, the 9-6 New York Jets.

    NFC SOUTH

    Carolina @ New Orleans – the Game of the Week goes to the home team

    Tampa Bay @ Green Bay

    Minnesota @ Atlanta

    Sometimes, real life makes its way into a football game. The threat of serious injury hangs over every game, over every play, but rarely does a life-threatening injury take place. More rarely does such an injury follow a simple two-yard run, but with just under 12:00 left in the 4th quarter, with the Lions leading 13-10, Lions linebacker Reggie Brown came up to stop the Jets’ Adrian Murrell; the collision resulted in a spinal cord contusion for the Lions LB. Wikipedia:

    [Brown] lay motionless for 17 minutes on the turf at the Pontiac Silverdome, briefly losing consciousness, with CPR saving his life.[2] Emergency surgery saved him from using a wheelchair for the rest of his life.

    The incident sent a chill through the stadium. Players on both teams were visibly shaken and upset, but the game had to be finished. A playoff spot awaited the winner.

    NFC EAST

    Washington 14 @ Dallas 38 (F-11/30)

    NY Giants @ Oakland

    Philadelphia @ Seattle

    Neither team could make progress on offense throughout the fourth quarter. After a Jets interception and a pair of punts, the Lions had the ball at their own 42. Barry Sanders, who had gained 129 yards on 21 carries to that point (extending his league record to 14 straight 100 yard games), needed just two yards to get to 2000 for the season; he got exactly two with his next carry. Naturally, with the game being played in Detroit, there was an acknowledgement of the moment. Sanders appeared to be exiting the game…but then he lined up in the backfield again. And Sanders fans were nervous. Everyone who was familiar with Barry Sanders at all knew that one more touch might mean lost yards. One of Sanders’ weaknesses lay in his willingness to give up yards to gain yards; sometimes those strategic retreats were stopped in the backfield.

    Sanders next carry was not stopped in the backfield.

    Following that run, three more kneel-downs sealed the Lions’ trip to the postseason. Barry Sanders finished his season with 2053 yards on 23 carries. In the process, Sanders had done what he praised OJ Simpson for – gaining 2000 yards in 14 games.

    PICKS

    Week 12: 11-2

    Total: 78-55

  • Glibertarian (inaugural?) Beer it Forward

    Not enough for the whole class, I see…

    This is my review of Platform (Cleveland, OH) Smokin Fineapple Gose.

    I was graciously given the day off by my employer in observance of Veteran’s Day.  I took the day mostly to hang out with my kids and on my way home I noticed the FEDEX truck driving around my neighborhood.  Way to work it on a Federal holiday, FEDEX!  

    I got my box, fed my kids, and let the sender know the Maguffin arrived.  Then I tore it open!  I got some schwag:  stickers, a new pint glass, a D-ring/keychain.  Somewhere in there was some beer.  Hat Tip of all hat tips:  Nephilium.

    Immediately the Gose caught my attention.  I’ve had a few that were made with lemon but pineapple seemed a bit off for this style.  I decided that I’ve trusted the judgement of others only to come back with a sour apple martini so I dismissed these fears and put it on ice.

    This link here has a few methods on cooling beer in a few minutes time, some without electricity. The absolute fastest way to chill a beer without electricity is to take a disposable tupperware container large enough to hold the can/bottle.  Poke a couple holes in the sides and in the center of the lid.  Put the beverage into the container and ‘seal’ it. Then take a can of compressed air and insert the straw attachment into the hole in the lid.  Invert the can of compressed air and go to town.  You may want to wear gloves.  It should take only a minute of two to empty the can but the results will be chilling.  So in the event of the apocalypse we all can still have a cold drink. Thankfully, I don’t live in Somalia so the refrigerator sufficed.

    The Gose is sour but the pineapple has a nice subtle sweetness to it to counter it.  It also has sea salt floating in the mix so the result reminds me a bit of grilled pineapple.  Its pretty good, but I was wrong about this one being the most interesting thing in the box. Platform Smokin Fineapple Gose: 3/5

    Others in the box included:

    Masthead American IPA
    Fat Head Sunshine Daydream IPA

    Masthead American IPA: 3.2/5  The head says it all, it has a lot of body and delightfully floral.

     

    Fat Head Sunshine Daydream IPA. 3/5.  I had this one the next night in observance of fight night, for obvious reasons. It was better than majority of that card.

     

    Millersburg Brewing Panther Hollow Vanilla Porter
    Hoppin Frog Infusion A Coffee Porter

    Millersburg Brewing Panther Hollow Vanilla Porter 4.5/5.  Hell yeah!  Go find it, right now.  Don’t worry you can record your college football game and/or Man City (probably) won.  Don’t hesitate to get a six-pack.

     

    Hoppin Frog Infusion A Coffee Porter: 3.8/5. A bit more bite than expected but overall is solid. It’s like a light imperial stout.

     

     

    Finally the most interesting thing in the box, not just because it’s watching you.

    Saucy Fauxbia White Stout

    This one calls itself a ‘white stout’ so go ahead and insert an appropriation joke.  The malts are roasted with a high intensity heat that doesn’t seem to alter its color.  It’s like grilling chicken with too much flame, where the outside looks good but the inside is raw.  The result is something akin to a nice bitters with a smoky finish.  Do you like Scotch Whisky?  You’ll probably like this.  Saucy Fauxbia White Stout:  4.1/5

    So the bottom line:  it may be easy for us to make fun of Cleveland, unless you’re in Detroit, but their beer is most excellent.  Thanks Nephilium!  

  • Saturday Morning MIA Links

    After the last couple of weeks at work, sometimes I wonder about the wisdom of my career choices. But I never wonder about YOU, our loyal and highly perverted crew. So that’s what drives me to get up before the crack of dawn on weekends and compile stories that I hope will stimulate, titillate, asseverate, and infuriate, accompanied by Borscht Belt-style one-liner.

    And we have a decent crop to work with today.

    Every day, I read the latest story about how THIS TIME, this is the end of the Trump administration. Yeah, yeah, we said the same thing yesterday, but THIS TIME is the real one where he has to vacate the White House and somehow turn it over to Clinton or something. Well, THIS TIME is the thing that will do it– when towering and respected intellects of this order speak, the revolution is certainly here.

     

    If you needed proof of the antisemitism that permeates the White House, look no further. I’m sure they’re already building the ovens.

     

    I can’t imagine why people think that the mainstream news media is filled with partisan incompetence.

     

    This is so very much something I’d do. And I promise you, it would be the best meal they ever served there.

    “I give all the credit to my old friend vodka,” Bowen said.

     

    I would also likely do this if somehow I were ever actually allowed to be on a jury.

    Berman noted that the juror said during the jury selection process prior to the start of opening statements this week that in his spare time he likes to sleep.

     

    OK, that was the sugar, now the medicine: Old Guy Music! I make no secret about my deep admiration for Peter Green, the (((guy))) who was the core of Fleetwood Mac when they were still good. And I love Leo Kottke. Kottke’s collaborations with Mike Gordon from Phish are the reasons that bongs were invented. Now let’s put it all together!

  • STEVE SMITH’S FRIDAY NIGHT LINKS

    STEVE SMITH FLATTERED BY FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE HAVING MERCH FEATURING STEVE SMITH. STEVE SMITH AVAILABLE TO AUTOGRAPH SELECT PIECES. BY AUTOGRAPH, MEAN RAPE. IMAGINE PRIDE YOU FEEL WHEN TELL PEOPLE – “STEVE SMITH RAPED THAT STEIN AND THAT BASEBALL JERSEY!”

    STEVE SMITH DON’T ALWAYS DRINK BEER…
    STEVE SMITH ONLY RAPE XL AND ABOVE…

     

    BUT ENOUGH ABOUT STEVE SMITH. FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE COME HERE FOR LINKS!

    HERE ARE LINKS FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE TO MAKE FUNNY REMARKS ABOUT. STEVE SMITH GO LOOK AT LIST OF STEVE SMITH MERCH AND MAYBE ORDER A 5XL SHIRT.

    • LOOK LIKE NO MORE SYRIA TALK. STEVE SMITH NOTICE “The UN has said it will cost at least $250 billion to rebuild the country.” STEVE SMITH WONDER WHERE THEY GET MONEY? MAYBE SYRIA CAN SELL MERCH THAT SAY FUNNY SYRIAN THINGS, OR HAS SYRIA FLAG ON IT!
    • STEVE SMITH THINK THIS MAN NO MUCH LIKE WHAT GO ON IN STATE OF MASSACHUSETTS.
    • STEVE SMITH WONDER WHO ELSE RECRUIT IN GERMANY? DO FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE KNOW?
    • STEVE SMITH NOT EASILY SHOCKED (SOMETIMES HIKERS TRY TASER – IT TICKLE) BUT IS VERY SHOCKED TO HEAR POLITICIAN LIED!!! STEVE SMITH GO LAY DOWN FOR WHILE NOW.