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  • Friday Afternoon Links of …. Something.

    I was going to do a theme for today’s links. But I ended up stumped. So you get a lovely potpourri of links! … OK, how about a mess of unrelated links? Yeah…that is more honest. But, whatever you call them, here they are for your enjoyment, ignoring or whatnot.

    1. In the name of all that is Holy..NO!!!!
    2. You know who else had explosives in Potsdam?
    3. A heartwarming story of “team” for the holiday season!
    4. Admit it…you ARE going to click on a story headlined “YouTube singer’s teenage gang of skull-masked moped robbers are jailed for 13 years for targeting commuters in string of knife-point thefts” aren’t you?
    5. NOTE: I didn’t put any links to Flynn-a-palooza, since I am observing the 48 hour rule. But feel free to bat the story around in the comments, should you desire.

    SUPER BONUS FEATURE!!!! BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED IT! STEVE SMITH GEAR.

  • Who Are You Calling A Lightweight?!

    So we’ve already talked about the board game renaissance, but you don’t want to drop $50 and spend an hour each time you want to play them.  There’s a solution to that, today we’ll talk about lightweight games.  Lightweight games are games that generally take less than 10 minutes to explain, and under half an hour to play.  Once again, I’ll be sticking to games that are in print, and generally available.

     

    Game 1: Press Your Luck – Incan Gold (3-8 players)

     

    This game has a theme about raiding ancient temples, and attempting to retrieve treasure.  Each player has a small tent, an explore card, and an escape card.  There are five rounds, with each round lasting until either everyone retreats from an expedition, or disaster strikes.  The way the game is played is simple.  There’s a deck with treasure cards, artifact cards, and danger cards.  Each turn is played by flipping over the top card of the deck.  If the card is a treasure card, it will have a number of gems on it, these gems are evenly divided amongst the players still exploring the temple with any remainders being put on the card.  If it’s an artifact the card is simply placed down in the temple.  Any danger cards are also placed into the temple, there are 5 different hazards and 3 copies of each in the deck.  A single danger card doesn’t do any harm, but if the danger card matches one already in the temple, anyone still exploring is trapped in the dungeon (disaster strikes), and one of the copies of that hazard is removed from the deck.  As for the artifacts and gems placed on cards, those sit there for the players who decide to escape the dungeon.  If only one player decides to escape, they get to pick up any artifacts on their way out, as well as any gems sitting on the cards.  If multiple players decide to escape, they leave the artifacts where they are and divvy up any gems on their way out.  Once the players have escaped, they get to place any gems they’ve picked up into their tent, where they will count for end game scoring.  Deciding to continue can be advantageous if you’re the only one exploring, as a single card can provide as many as 15 gems.  Depending on the players, this game can be played in 15-40 minutes.

     

    Game 2: Drafting Dominoes – Kingdomino (2-4 players)

    If you’re familiar with dominoes, this game is a breeze to explain.  There are 48 tiles in the game with numbers on the back from 1 to 48.  Each player starts with a single tile, a little 3-d castle, and a meeple (or two for the two player version) of their player color.  To start with, you randomly pull out 4 tiles, and place them in order based on their number.  You then randomize the selection process for the first round.  After that, you pull out the next four tiles, sort them by the numbers, flip them over, and each player gets to select one in order of the numbers of the tiles they were already on.  So, if the first four tiles were 4, 10, 17, and 25 the player who selected 4 gets their first pick of the next batch of tiles, the player assigned 10 gets the second pick and so on.  If the second batch of tiles were 1, 14, 30, and 45 and the player who picked 4 in the first round selected tile 45, this means that they’ll be picking last in the next round.  When placing tiles, there are 6 different types of territory: desert, forest, water, wasteland, grassland, and mines.  Each tile you place must match at least one territory that you place it adjacent to.  The beginning tile (with the little castle on it) is considered wild.  Some of the territory squares have a number of crowns on them, ranging from one to three.  At the end of the game, scoring is done by scoring each type of contiguous (next to each other) territory by counting the number of squares, and multiplying them by the number of crowns in the area.  So if you have a 7 square water territory that has 3 crowns total in it, that would score you 21 points.  There are also advanced rules that provide bonus points for a 5 x 5 grid at the end, as well as one for having your castle in the middle of the kingdom.  For a lightweight game, there’s a nice bit of strategy in this one, and it still plays a game in about 15 minutes.

     

    Game 3: Cute Modular Drafting – Sushi Go Party! (2-8 players)

    This game is a new version of an older game, Sushi Go.  This version adds more variety, a scoreboard, and some minor tweaks in the rules, while allowing more variable player counts.  In this game, you’re drafting cards over a number of rounds to score the best meal.  During the setup, everyone agrees on a menu for the game (or you can use one of the pre-built menus included in the manual).  This menu will have appetizers, main courses, special items, and dessert.  Cards are dealt out to all of the players, with each player then drafting a card and passing the remaining cards to the player on their left.  All of the selected cards are revealed, special powers may trigger, and then you pick up the cards the player to your right handed you and repeat.  Once all of the cards have been selected, you score the round.  Scoring is variable based on the cards selected, some give you a set number of points, others are worth no points unless you have 2 of them, others are worth points unless you have more than 3 of them, etc.  After scoring the round, all of the selected cards (with the exception of desserts, which score at the end of the game) are shuffled with the deck and a set number of additional dessert cards are added.  The scoreboard helpfully includes slots for tiles that illustrate how each item will score in the round, making it easy to keep track of what the options are.  Like most drafting games, play time will be about the same regardless of players, in this case about 30 minutes.

     

    Game 4: Everyone Has the Same Options – Karuba (2-4 players)

    This game is a hidden gem.  The theme is explorers trying to find their way to temples, while picking up gems along the path.  To set up the game, all of the players take a player board, a set of four temples (each a different color), a set of four explorers (same colors as the temples), and then a stack of numbered jungle tiles.  All of the players but one then sorts all of their jungle tiles by the number on them.  A player then selects a location for either a temple or an explorer (with the caveat that temples and explorers of the same color must be a certain distance apart from each other as a minimum), and all of the other players place the same temple/explorer on the same numbered space.  This continues until all 8 of the temples and explorers are placed.  Now, we’re ready to start the game.  The player who did not sort his jungle tiles now mixes them up, and selects one.  They then announce the number and the other players all pick up that same tile.  All of the players now have an option, they either place the tile somewhere on their play board, or discard it for movement points for their explorers.  The number of path entrances on the tile will determine the amount of movement points the tile provides (so a tile with just a single path going straight across gives 2 movement points, while a crossroads provides 4).  When placing a tile in the jungle, if the tile has a picture of a diamond or a gold nugget, you place the appropriate stone on the tile, these can be picked up if an explorer stops on the tile.  Explorers cannot move through each other, or share a space.  As players get their explorers to the temples, they acquire a scoring tile (the points awarded is determined by player count).  The game ends when all of the jungle tiles have been used.  At this point, players add up their points from diamonds, gold nuggets, and temple score tiles.  The high score wins.  What’s really nice about the game is that everyone is given exactly the same options, with the same starting positions, so it is completely fair.  You can also see what tiles remain, so you have some idea as to what’s going to be coming up.  This game will take about 45 minutes to complete.

     

    Hopefully these lighter games may help ease you into the hobby, or for those with stacks of cardboard and meeples, work as a nice filler on a game day.  Feel free to point out other lightweight games that I missed in the comments.  Next time, I’m planning on going over some of the 2 player games that are on the market.

  • Friday Morning Links

    Tiger shot -3 in his return to golf. I guess the ankle bracelet didn’t have an effect on his swing, but that interlock device on the cart sure is a bitch. In college basketball, Michigan State continues to impress with a win over Notre Dame. aTm also won. Seattle destroyed Houston 3-0 to win both legs of their MLS Cup semifinal with ease. They take on Toronto in a couple of weeks. The usual suspects all went through in the Spanish Copa del Rey.

    There was plenty of action on the ice with seven games last night.  The results: The Kings royally screwed the Crapitals. Dilly dilly! Les Canadiens throttled the Red Wings. The MINNESODA WIIIIIIIIIILLLLLDDDD doubled up the Army, er Las Vegas Golden Knights. The Canucks took down the Predators.* The Blackhawks fell to the Stars in OT (sorry, Swissy). The Flames consumed the Coyotes.  And the Maple Leafs bested the Oilers.

    *I, for one, think its time the NHL looked at the insensitivity of the nickname “Predators” in this day and age of sexual assault becoming as commonplace as it is, especially in the media and political arenas. This is literally worse that the Redskins, Indiana and Hitler put together.

    Tennessee football downgraded from dumpster fire to row of shitters on fire

    And last but not least, the college football coaching search at Tennessee continues apace. The NC State coach turned them down yesterday but they are now talking to Mike Leach from Wazzu. He’d be a hell of a get for that dumpster fire. I sure hope he turns them down.  Also, aTm says they’re about to make their move and Arizona State is going to make a splash by apparently hiring…Herm Edwards? I can’t think of anything that would get the boosters more fired up than a guy  who last coached 9 years ago…in the NFL…with little success.  Also Conference Championship games all day tomorrow. Go Bucks! Beat Michigan! Beat Wisconsin! (Also Go Miami in the ACC and Go SMOD in the SEC game. Go TCU! And I don’t care who wins the Pac 12 game. Oh, and Go Boise State. Because Fresno being ranked with three losses was a fucking joke and a deliberate attempt to make Bama’s schedule look more impressive.)

    Jeez. I meant for that to be a very short sports update and then I went on a rant.  Sorry about that. I’ll try to make it up to you by doing extra good with…the links!

    Apparently NOT a murder victim, but a victim of bad luck according to San Franciscans.

    I seriously don’t like linking all bad news, but I can’t avoid bringing up the acquittal of the illegal alien, multiple felon who killed Kate Steinle in San Francisco. The “it went off on its own” defense seemed to have worked. Even though Sig Sauer’s aren’t known for ever doing that. Even though what the fuck was he doing with the gun anyway? And why would he have been pointing it anywhere in the first place?  Seriously…fuck that shit.  Oh yeah, he’s being deported now. But I’m sure he can find a way back, with a new stolen identity, and make his way to another sanctuary city.

    Gloria Steinem adds her name to the list of hypocrites that defended Bill Clinton vigorously while he was in office. So brave.

    You want good news? I’ll give you some good news: The 15 year old Texas girl that disappeared on November 25th and most people had given up for dead was found safe and sound in Louisiana yesterday. That’s good to hear.

    You want more good news? I’ll give you some more good news: Chicago’s soda tax goes pop! for good today. LOL, nice work, dumbasses.

    I didn’t even know Argentina had submarines.  Are they planning on invading another British territory or something? Anyway, this is very sad. But seriously, Argentina? Submarines?

    Are you gonna jail or kill all these people too?

    A Spanish judge will rule Monday on the fate of ten Catalan separatists. Let’s see how this shitshow of the way the Spanish government has handled this can get any crazier. My guess is that it will.

    BONUS BULLSHIT LINK: Check out the most common last names by state. I found it interesting. I’d like to see a comparison with 50 years ago to see if there are any migratory patterns.

    and it opened up my eyes. (A video of me singing this better not show up here.)

    Enjoy your Friday and weekend! Go Bucks! Beat Michigan! Beat Wisconsin!

  • Thursday Afternoon Links

    Nothing special going on in my world today. How’s yours? I mean, if you’re a Vols fan, it must hurt to get relegated to Vandy status. The coach at NC State doesn’t want the job either.

    In today’s on-going fallout from perv-land, Pelosi calls on Conyers to resign — so he checks into the hospital. Republican Joe Barton has decided to retire over dick pics.

    Maverick has once again deigned Republicans worthy of his support after they kissed his ass enough to make him feel special. We will see if his undecided mini-me junior senator will tag along with daddy.

    Interesting climate science. I have some quibbles, but its probably me not them.

    Doctors can ignore directives literally tattooed on your chest.

    Playa Manhattan had a special musical request.

  • ZARDOZ RETURNS TO ANSWERING DEAR PRUDENCE

    ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. IN THE PAST, ZARDOZ HAS SHOWN HIS ADVICE TO BE SUPERIOR TO THAT OF THE BRUTAL, “DEAR PRUDENCE”. YET SHE HAS NOT RESIGNED HER ADVICE COLUMN AND GONE TO BE A GRAIN SLAVE FOR THE VORTEX, AS SHE SHOULD HAVE. INSTEAD, SHE CONTINUES TO GIVE ADVICE TO BRUTALS.

    CONTINUES TO BE IN ERROR!
    CONTINUES TO BE CORRECT!

     

    Q. Dreading an awkward Thanksgiving: One of the highlights of our Thanksgivings is when my wife brings the turkey to the table wearing a Mrs. Claus costume. She has done it for years and the table is always full of smiles! A couple weeks ago I accidentally walked in on my daughter and her boyfriend, and he was wearing the Mrs. Claus costume. I haven’t told my wife because she would freak, but I have talked to my daughter. I’m not upset with her being active—she is 17 now—but I am losing sleep thinking about how tense Thursday will be when my wife brings out the turkey since he will be with us, especially if I have a bit too much to drink.

    What can I do? Do we need to have a family talk, or should I just see what happens?

     

    A. BRUTAL, YOU HAVE COMMITTED GRAVE ERROR! WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT A FOOLISH COSTUME, WHEN YOU SAW NEW LIFE BEING CREATED, TO POISON THE EARTH WITH A PLAGUE OF MEN, AS IT ONCE WAS. YOU SAW THE PENIS SHOOTING SEEDS, AND DID NOT USE THE GIFT OF THE GUN TO SHOOT DEATH.

    BUT IF YOU WISH TO CONCEAL YOUR FAILURE (AND THE YOUNG BRUTAL WEARING THE COSTUME) SIMPLY REFUSE TO GO TO SECOND LEVEL MEDITATION WITH THEM, EVEN IF YOU IMBIBE TOO MUCH. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

     

    Q. Adopted girl: My good friend and her husband recently adopted a little girl from a Russian orphanage. The girl was badly in need of medical care and surgery, which my friend provided for her. The girl is now blossoming beautifully. The problem is, my friend has a strange rule that bothers me: The girl is under no circumstances allowed to speak a word of Russian.

    When the girl first came over, she only spoke Russian, but she is learning English quickly. It has gotten to the point where they now punish her if they catch her speaking Russian. When I asked my friend about this, she said that “she is an American now.”

    I know it’s not my right to butt into their parenting, but this breaks my heart. They are denying the girl so much of her heritage. And her ability to speak both languages, I think, would be an asset and a gift. Is there anything I can say to my friend that might make her rethink this?

     

    A. дурак! WHY DO YOU CARE WHAT LANGUAGE SHE SPEAKS. AS LONG AS SHE CAN GROW GRAIN FOR THE ETERNALS LIVING IN THE VORTEX, IT MATTERS NOT WHAT BRUTAL SPEECH SHE KNOWS. BESIDES, IN THESE DAYS OF RUSSIAN PARANOIA, IT IS NOT WISE TO BE MISTAKEN FOR A RUSSIAN AGENT. BRUTALS MAY THINK SHE IS TRYING TO STEAL MORE BRUTAL ELECTIONS! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

     

    Q. Making amends after suicide attempt: About two months ago, after 12 years of mental illness, I attempted to take my own life. Thankfully, it didn’t work. I spent a month in an inpatient unit, and successfully completed an outpatient program.

    When I attempted, I was at a residential treatment facility. I left, and now, after much deliberation, I’m going back to complete treatment. The doctors have told me to make a “repair” to the community. I don’t know how to address the broken trusts and friendships without saying, “I’m sorry for trying to kill myself,” and I think that is a ridiculous statement. Any advice would be much appreciated.

    A. YOUR APOLOGY IS WRONG, BRUTAL. YOU SHOULD BE APOLOGIZING FOR FAILING TO CLEANSE YOURSELF, AS YOU ARE PART OF THE FILTH OF BRUTALS. RETURN TO YOUR “DOCTORS” AND GO TO SECOND LEVEL WITH THEM TO RECEIVE NEW INSTRUCTIONS – YOU WILL WORK IN THE GRAIN FIELDS TO SERVE THE VORTEX. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

  • Thursday Morning Links

    LaVar Ball said his doesn’t think Steph Curry is better than his son after the Lakers fall to the Warriors in OT. ::SMDH::

    In college ball, ranked Miami (FL) fell to Minnesota. The other ranked teams all won, including Duke, Bama, UNC, Villanova, Gonzaga and TCU.

    In soccer, there were no upsets yesterday, as Arsenal, Chelsea (barely), Liverpool, Burnley and Man Shitty (also barely) all won. And so did Everton…by 4 goals. Which drags them back to mid-table instead of flirting with the drop zone. Toronto beat Columbus to advance to the MLS Cup Final as well and will face whoever prevails after tonight’s second leg between Houston and Seattle. Seattle is up 2-0 after the first leg so…yeah, expect them to go through.

    Only four games in the NHL last night.  The Bruins took down the Lightning. The Anaheim Mighty Ducks topped the Blues. Les Canadiens ousted the Senators. And the Avalanche buried the Jets, although it was in OT so the pun really doesn’t work.

    Yeah, that’s about it.  Although I wanted to note that professional sports, where people compete on the basis of skill and they can’t as easily reach the highest levels by manipulation and exchanging favors for advancement, has largely been immune from the sex assault/harassment scandal that is engulfing the political and entertainment worlds, which are two “industries” where its more who you know (or blow) than what you know.  So good on the sports world, with the exception of the kiddy diddler gymnastics doctor who I hope burns in hell. I hope the trend continues.

    Anyway, enough about sticks and balls and pucks and shit. Let’s get right into…the links!

    Just in case you didn’t get the news yesterday, The Glibertarians Swag Store is officially open for business. So get in there and get those Christmas presents bought for your loved ones! In all seriousness, the logo really does look good on merchandise.

    Swapping stories that would make STEVE SMITH blush

    The Matt Lauer thing is exposing a lot more than Lauer’s sexual predatorily behavior. Its exposing a culture at NBC that was allowed to persist to keep a “star” happy. You can’t tell me that nobody knew about his door-locking button under his desk or his reputation for grabbing asses or summoning women to his office who had no reason to otherwise be there. And yes, there is some personal responsibility to be borne by the women who are now coming out, some still anonymously, and fingering him for things that allegedly happened years and years ago. They enabled the continuation of the rapey and pervy behavior that he’s been accused of by staying silent. But the brass at NBC are the biggest enablers at all by not investigating and firing every single person found to have put their hands on someone against their will. Its called common decency, and it exists in the real world where people are judged on their merits and decency as opposed to how many eyeballs they can get to watch your network between certain hours. Shame on NBC and all the other networks which apparently includes the CW now for putting ratings and accommodating your stars above the physical well-being of your lower staffers and guests. I hope this buries you in a pile of your own shit.

    Terry McAuliffe, in an interview that ignores his being sued for scamming a Chinese company, is angling for a 2020 run for the White House. God help us if that slimy, Clintonista piece of shit wins.

    What has two thumbs and apparently likes to scam Chinese automakers?

    Chicago police making up shit about a shooting. I know. I’m as shocked as you are. Which means I’m not the least bit surprised and will continue to not be surprised as these cops walk and continue to get paid until they stop getting paid and instead get pensions funded by taxpayers for basically being above the law.

    In case you’ve missed it, a Michigan cop choked a man until he passed out and shit himself for trying to pay a $11.75 parking ticket with rolls of pennies. Adding insult to injury, the victim was charged with assaulting and obstructing a police officer. Because, yeah…FYTW.

    Nikki Haley says North Korea is bringing us closer to a war the United States doesn’t want. Thanks a lot, every administration that appeased that psychotic regime for the last 20+ years for putting us in this boat.

    Net takers protesting the GOP tax bill because they’ll actually have some skin in the game. Cry me a river.

    More of the week’s music.

    Good luck out there today. Cork your bottom points of entry if you come across a media personality or politician. Just in case.

  • Wednesday Afternoon Ranty Links

    I just saw the trailer for the latest Avengers flick, and at one point there are two giant armies running across a wide-open field intending to close with each other and fight with hand weapons. For some reason I guess I’ve just had enough of CGI armies. My eyes rolled so hard I got a good look at my own brain. We humans solved this problem some time around 1915. Gas, nukes, napalm, mines, two or three of those AC-130s that have a fucking minigun on one side and a large bore gun on the other. The enemy monster army is packed together like a Greek phalanx. WTF? I don’t mean to be racist, but if that’s the Black Panther’s idea of martial strategy, he’s not a very good general or king. Tony Stark owns or owned an arms company. If ever there was no excuse in the back story for this stupid, stupid, set piece, its right here!

    In better news, Glibertarians.com finally got its shit together and made a Cafe Press store. If we promised you some merchandise, please email and remind us. Big thanks to SugarFree for MGGA!

    If those were my kids, I’d play dead, too

    If you would with either of these, you need to get your Hot/Crazy gauge recalibrated

    This person wants the Internets regulated good and hard because… and this is the actual argument… “the tech giants have usurped the role of traditional news media—without assuming any historic social responsibilities”. Usurped. Responsibilities. Sure. In much the same way that the automobile usurped horses for local transportation of goods.

    If I was a locked-in patient and they put this thing on my head, it would just be this.

    I know we have a couple of rocket scientists here… this NK rocket thing is still bothering me. How can you achieve a height of 2800 miles without achieving escape velocity? I’m just not able to brain how it got that high “slowly” enough to fall straight back down. Although I guess it probably doesn’t take that much fuel once you get over 100 miles up. Meh.

    And now I’ll just go put on the whole album this is on, and think about how many times I heard that string tune-up at the beginning.

     

  • Broken Bones are the Price We Pay for Being Libertarians

     

    It’s been a full year since Donald Trump was elected by Russian hackers to be President of the United States. As the country has plunged headlong into the darkest time anyone who’s never read a history book can imagine, being to the right of a ‘center’ that to the #resistance drifts inexorably leftward has become increasingly dangerous. Punching Nazis, white supremacists, and anyone who disagrees with Karl Marx has become in vogue, as has shooting at Republicans, and lately, one more person to the right of Lenin has been sent to the hospital. Rand Paul was attacked by an irate neighbor, suffering broken ribs and bruised lungs. Major news outlets will tell you this involved some sort of long-standing personal matter between the two neighbors that had nothing to do with their differing political viewpoints. The neighbor’s lawyer has made similar assertions in an attempt to protect his client from likely harsher charges. Fortunately for seekers of truth, Elie Mystal, the Executive Editor of the website Above the Law, has sussed out the real culprit: Libertarianism itself.

    In his piece Libertarian Hero Meets The Justice Of The Streets (Err.. Suburbs), Mystal engages in victim blaming so obvious that he himself admits to doing so towards the end of his piece. He shrugs his self-acknowledged hypocrisy off because in his view the natural, inevitable outcome of a libertarian society is that people will physically attack each other over matters their lawyers will later describe as ‘trivial,’ because there will be no other options for people to settle disputes. The ignorance of libertarian thought he displays throughout his article is as garish as a neighboring barn painted hot pink accented with neon green lightning bolts; It’s ugly to look at, and one wonders what the person who created it was thinking, or even if they were in their right mind to begin with.

    Mystal describes the atrocities Paul was allegedly committing that would, were it not for the benevolent hand of laws that would mysteriously be absent in Libertopia, naturally cause one to resort to physical violence to solve. Rand Paul allegedly grew pumpkins on his property, you see, and sometimes pumpkins smell bad. He also perhaps liked to compost on his property, which can also (if not properly done) become noticeably malodorous. And if that weren’t enough to drive perfectly normal people into fits of violent rage, there may have been lawn clippings where Paul’s neighbor thought they shouldn’t be. In Mystal’s view, the only available options someone living in Libertopia would have is to either move away or start cracking ribs. Libertarianism just leaves people with no other options, he presumes.

    Senator Paul’s Kentucky home, presumably

    Anyone with even a passing familiarity with anything other than the grossest stereotypes of libertarian thought knows this to be false. Paul’s home, and his neighbor’s are part of a Home Owner’s Association, which would certainly still be permitted to exist in Libertopia. Home Owners’ Associations represent a great example of an entirely voluntary exercise in collectivism. People who buy or inherit a house in an HOA know of its existence before moving in. But if you’re in the market for a house but don’t want to be in an HOA, you do research and avoid looking at homes under an HOA. If you inherit a house in an HOA and you don’t want to be part of it, you sell the house to someone who doesn’t mind being in one. The formation, operation, and dissolution of HOAs are a valid exercise in the freedoms libertarians recognize.

    This particular libertarian lives in a condominium and is the president of the association. HOAs and condo associations have rules that owners are expected to abide by, but the association cannot force compliance. What associations can do is levy fines for noncompliance until the property is no longer violating established association rules. If the problem persists and fines left unpaid, the association can, through the court system, place a lien on the offending owner’s property until such time as outstanding fines are paid up. This is something that happens pretty regularly depending on how bad an owner is regarding paying their dues to the association. The association also has some discretion in when fines should or should not be assessed, and that is laid out in rules that every owner has the right to peruse at any time. By contrast, an association representative cannot, for example, force entry into a unit to confiscate an unapproved decoration on the owner’s balcony. The association cannot call the police to have them do it unless the owner or occupant is violating the law in some way–for example, if someone is cooking outside on a grill too close to the building, the association can call the police because it violates a city ordinance. If a dispute cannot be resolved this way, owners and the association can take each other to court and have the court render judgments. But if a unit owner simply pays the assessed fines along with regular fees, the association cannot do anything further concerning rules violations unless laws or ordinances are also being violated.

    My condo is on the second floor of a two-story building, with windows facing east and south. It tends to trap heat, which is great in the winter, but awful in the summer. Each unit has a permanent wall mount for a window-mounted air conditioner in the living room, but nothing in the two bedrooms. The layout of the unit makes having a cross-breeze all but impossible. So in the summer months, my unit is often hotter on the inside than it is on the outside.

    I have tried to solve that by buying the most powerful A/C I could find that will fit in the wall mount, buying sun-blocking drapes for the windows, and having double-paned windows and a triple-paned glass sliding door. The sliding door did not come in an exterior color approved by the association, but I wanted triple-paned so I painted it myself after installation. I have literally spent thousands of dollars trying to fix this problem in a way that doesn’t run afoul of association rules. The problem is better, but no one who comes by in the summer thinks it’s been solved.

    So I purchased a portable AC that goes up in a window. This is a violation of association rules; because they strive for the exteriors of the units to be consistent and fairly uniform, they prohibit hanging air conditioners in windows. My air conditioner is of the type that sits on the floor, with a penal for the exhaust that hangs in the window. I’ve been open with the Board of Directors about having the unit there when it’s hot. They have the option to fine me for noncompliance, and I’ve told them that I value my health and the health and comfort of my guests over the monthly fine. I wouldn’t complain or abuse my power as president to avoid paying the fine if the BoD decided to assess it, but in four or five years it hasn’t even come up. I’m aware that this may not be the norm for HOAs, as they tend to attract the sort of petty tyrant who couldn’t be elected in a one-person race, but that’s not my point.

    My point is that, unlike the presumption espoused by Mystal, Paul’s neighbor had a recourse other than blind-side tackling someone who doesn’t follow HOA rules, and that recourse would have existed in Libertopia. If Paul’s neighbor has addressed his grievances to the association directors, their legal option was to assess Paul fines based on noncompliance. If Paul is paying those fines, and assuming he is breaking no local laws, there’s nothing more the association can do, and neither is there anything Paul’s neighbor can do. In this case, Paul would be complying with association rules by paying fines as directed for noncompliance. The neighbor’s next option is to see if Paul were violating any local ordinances and pursue matters with the local authorities. Those ordinances may or may not have existed under Libertopia, but the court system involved would remain.

    Mystal really needs to do a bit more research into libertarianism.

  • Wednesday Morning Links

    Any Bulls fans out there? What’s up with your boy Ben Gordon? Dude needs some meds, pronto! Eli Manning is about to take a seat. The coaching carousel in college football continues, as does the dumpster fire at Tennessee after Mike Gundy said “no thanks.”  Curious thing about Tennessee and Gundy, is their lack of outrage about a coach who brought a convicted child sexual assaulter into his program. But their whole Schiano outrage was based on his tenuous at best (if you take seriously a third-hand account made a giant pussy trying to feel better about failing to stop a rape he personally saw) relationship to the Sandusky child sex abuse, right?  Sure it was.  Stay classy, and irrelevant, Tennessee football. All the way to hiring a local high school coach, if you’re lucky. The latest CFP poll came out last night. Bama 5 and Ohio State 8.  With a pair of teams between them that will either win and get in or lose and drop out. So there’s basically nothing between them.  And the committee said there was very little separating 5 through 8.  What does that mean if the Buckeyes beat #4 Wisconsin?  Who knows, but I’ll sure be pulling for TCU anyway.

    Metaphor for the Tennessee football program

    Across the pond, ManUre beat Watford in a wild one. WBA and Newcastle drew. As did Crystal Palace and Brighton. The big game was Leicester taking Spurs down 2-1 in a game that was nowhere near as close as the score indicates.  More EPL games today, including Liverpool-Stoke and Everton-West Ham in a battle of basement dwellers.

    Busy schedule in the NHL yesterday. The Lightning blanked the Sabres. Isles bested the Canucks. Sharks beat the Flyers. Panthers beat the Rangers. Blue Jackets over the Hurricanes in a shootout. The Kings thumped the Red Wings. The Leafs extinguished the Flames. The Dallas Stars beat the Army, I mean Vegas, Golden Knights. The Oilers greased the Coyotes in OT and the Blackhawks got back to their recent run of form in falling to the Predators.

    Got it? Good. Moving on! And by on, you know I mean to…the links!

    New Jersey man does something interesting. I hope he’s proud of himself!

    One of New Jersey Man “Charlie K”‘s victims

    San Francisco government disregards perfectly legal sale of property, ignores all legal precedent…and is applauded by the masses. I hope this is overturned but I don’t have much confidence in Commiefornia.

    So Oceans 11 was full of shit. Apparently it is possible to simply walk up and rob  casino. Still an enjoyable movie though.

    A real rags to riches story. Of course, it helps when you literally have immunity from insider trading laws. Also, “left-leaning” might be a tad of an understatement.

    And the latest big name in the sexual abuse scandal to drop is………Matt Lauer! Matt, come on down and see what you’ve won.

    Perhaps Matt Lauer was taking Casual Fridays too far

    Go ahead and call it a bloodbath. Most people that have lived near those creatures would call it a good start.

    Want to hear something stupid? Well here you go.

    Also, McCain looks to be the deciding vote on tax reform, which doesn’t give me much hope. The Norks claim to have nukes that can reach D.C. Brexit is getting messy. And last but not least, Terry McAuliffe and Hillary Clinton’s brother are being sued for a shitload of money after allegedly scamming Chinese investors in a green-car “project”.

    Listen if you want to.

    Have a great day, friends.

  • Tuesday Afternoon Links

    Happy Tuesday — I’m back to work, but my kids are back to school, so I feel great! Today I am writing documentation, and I am still happy to be at work. MDMA is a helluva chemical.

    Corrections officer — probably a relation of Payton Manning — arrested for sex with inmate. See left.

    Turkeys Play Chicken with Trump over Spending. I hope they remain at an impasse.

    OMWC disappointed. I want to know if this was a bug or if it just left “in the house” off the end. With two toddlers, “here’s a lollipop each, I have to go help mommy with something in the bedroom” works for the latter. I mean, so I am told. Or try this AI-created lullaby.

    My spidey-sense says this is not going to have a happy ending.

    Florida girl, 17, goes missing at the same time as 27 year old soccer coach. I wonder if they can do anything if she says she wants to stay with the guy.

    Hard to believe I missed this obvious song for so long.