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  • Sunday Evening Links: Tiny Golden Idol Edition

    All right folks, it’s Sunday night and you need bread and circuses. If we are not carby or creepy enough for you Hollywood has you covered. First (through n) gay joke about me covering the Oscars gets cat buttholed by SugarFree (or not, as is his wont).

    The Golden Horde
    • Oscar night is upon us. You can stream them here or on the ABC app, or, you know tune in to ABC on your telemajigger. Full list of nominees here.* Huh, I’ve only seen Kubo and the Two Strings. I should probably get at least Moonlight under my belt before the night is through.
    • Speaking of entertainment…the grim reaper has come for both Bill Paxton* and Judge Joseph Wapner. OMWC demands I link this
    • Mix up an Oscar night party snack of Buffalo chicken dip a recipe from the .in.mb family seat in Western NY. Your friends didn’t want to be svelte and long-lived anyway, did they?
    • Some of you might prefer the printed word to the movie, Amazon has you covered with a sale on books that got turned into movies.

    *Notes autoplay video after the link. You’ve been warned *looks pointedly at Ted*

  • Texas “Boy” Wins Texas Girls Wrestling Tournament – Largest Media Sports Outlet Reports On Story With Comments Turned Off

    Mack Beggs, a female transitioning to be a male by using massive amounts of steroids completed an undefeated season Saturday by winning a controversial Texas state girls wrestling title in an event clouded by criticism from those who believe the testosterone he’s taking as he transitions from female to male created an unfair advantage.

    Beggs, who reached the state tournament after two opponents forfeited, was dogged throughout the tournament by questions about whether his testosterone treatments made him too strong to wrestle fairly against girls.

    The University Interscholastic League, which oversees athletics in Texas public schools, enacted the birth certificate policy Aug. 1, 2016. And while Beggs’ family has said he wanted to compete against boys, UIL deputy director Jamey Harrison, who refused to address Beggs directly, said the UIL had not received a request to change divisions from any athlete at this competition.

    "I must break you." -Mack Beggs
    Girls Wrestling Champion

    In a twist of irony, The above story was reported on the ESPN W outlet rather than the main site.  ESPN W, which ostensibly caters to women, does not have commenting in its articles.  ESPN’s main site permits it. To my recollection, it’s the first article about an athlete referred to as male throughout to appear on the “W” site.  I’m sure its a coincidence

    Meanwhile, the Washington Post article had commenting on and the responses largely derided Beggs being able to compete against athletes who are banned from taking the same performance-enhancing drugs Beggs is mega-dosing on in order to deliberately change body structure.

    USAToday had the comments turned off for their story, which said there were “a smattering of boos”  amid mostly cheers.  Which is a departure from the WaPo pice which hilariously led with the words “booed and bloody”.  Now perhaps Kent Babb had some insight into Beggs’s monthlies (if he’s still having them while taking mega-dowses of male hormones, I don’t know) that gives him license to use “bloody” in a description of someone that looks like they barely broke a sweat while competing against a series of opponents that are physically inferior to him in every way. Perhaps his editor added it in for color. And perhaps Babb is just full of it.  Either way, no blood was visible and there were more cheers than boos.

    But WaPo and other outlets have gotta fight for Team Trans rather than report honestly.  After all, if just the fact were reported here: “a person taking doses of steroids that nobody else in a competition designed for females is able to take under the rules, wins the competition without breaking much of a sweat”, I’d imagine the reactions would be quite consistent.

    Of course, the self-proclaimed “worldwide leader in sports” doesn’t want your reaction to be heard anyway.

    BONUS CONTENT: These people say their seven year old is trans and would change Trump’s mind on access to trans bathrooms.  Seven.  Their kid is seven. And this fostering of a delusion so they can get street cred with their idiot progressive friends is child abuse.

  • Sunday Morning Why Aren’t You in Church Links

    We have some meaty articles on tap for the week, but it’s Sunday, we’re hung over, and for the moment, all I’m giving you is Links.

    The Neanderthal in you is making you weak, sick, and ugly. Of course, 10cc was ahead of the curve.

    Terrorist or just shitfaced? We report, you decide. OK, we don’t report, we just leech on the reporting of others, but still. FTA: “I saw the gray truck flying down Carrollton Avenue,” a female witness told WDSU while clutching her strands of Mardi Gras beads. No titty pix; sorry, guys.

    You’re doing it wrong. Personally, I always follow the advice of the great Sam Kinison.

    And sometimes there’s good news when people say “Fuck the government” and take matters into their own hands when life and death is involved. But how many people died because of bureaucratic dithering and the need for monetary grease in the system?

    And a recipe variant on a suggestion by Swift. Chef John is teh awesome.

  • Saturday Night Links

    Hey, what a snazzy title! Well, SP and I will be drinking heavily tonight to celebrate 13 days of the Glibertarian madness. I assume all y’all will be doing the same, with the Colorado and West Coast folks taking my advice to smoke ’em when you got ’em. Feds incoming!

    After much dithering about which identity group to honor, the Dems punted and went with the money. Ladies and gentlemen, Tom Perez. First Runner-Up Keith Ellison, the former Farrakhan acolyte and apologist, gets a “deputy” title as a consolation prize.

    How cheaply are people willing to sell any last remnant of privacy? About $40 a month. This just creeped me out beyond belief.

    OK, this is creepier. The imminent autobiography of Rachel Dolezal. “The only work she has been offered is reality TV, and porn.” (h/t to Invisible Furry Hand, because by god, we give hat tips where deserved!)

    Finally, just so you can get your fix of transgender puzzlement, I gift you with this.

  • Marijuana And Unconstitutional Laws

    By: The Fusionist

    So, Spicer (the Presidential spokesdude) said the Trump administration might increase prosecution for state-legal recreational marijuana (as opposed to medicinal marijuana, protected by the Rohrabacher Amendment).

    The predictable prog freakout includes “wrong side of history” (the WA state attorney general) and “hypocrisy” (for respecting states’ rights on chicks with dicks, but not with dope).

    But let me ask, what are the *principled* grounds for proggy complaints? Congress passed anti-dope statutes, applying not simply to marijuana which flows in interstate commerce, but to marijuana which is grown and consumed within a single state. The Supreme Court, by a 5-4 vote, said that these federal statutes are a valid exercise of the Constitution’s Commerce Power, 10th Amendment be damned. Sure, there was an eloquent dissent by Justice Thomas, and critics ask why it took a constitutional amendment to ban booze on the federal level while marijuana required only a Congressional statute.

    But all this is beside the point, isn’t it? After all, the Supreme Court, according to prog dogma, is a secular magisterium. If the Supremes say that Congress can use the “interstate commerce” rationale to prevent the growing, selling and using of a plant within a single state, then the Court’s word is final, isn’t it? Isn’t the Supreme Court our secular Magisterium, whose pronouncements on constitutional law are binding on the consciences of the citizens, and of officials in other government branches, until such time as a new 5-4 majority on the Court overrules the former majority, in which case the *new* pronouncement of the Court is binding on the consciences of officials and citizens.

    Any Congressional statute pronounced constitutional by the Supreme Court of the United States is, therefore, perfectly valid and part of The Law, and the President is bound to see that the laws are faithfully executed. Congress has passed statutes forbidding marijuana even if grown, sold, and used exclusively within the borders of a single state. Therefore, the President is bound to enforce this law against all violators, right? And if the authorities in some defiant state refuse to comply, then do with them like the feds did with George Wallace: make them get out of the way so the will of the Supreme Court can be enforced.

    To the extent progs have principles, this is definitely one of them. They should get bumper stickers for their Volvos – “The Supreme Court said it, I believe it – that settles it!”

    So why are they bitching and moaning at Trump? Because Trump! and weed! of course.

    I suppose they will utter some noises about prosecutorial discretion, but that’s not the constitutionally required faithful enforcement of the law. That’s *fitful* enforcement.

    Fortunately, those of us who aren’t progs and who believe the federal dope laws are unconstitutional, need not paint ourselves into a corner like this. We get to say that just because the Supreme Court says something doesn’t make it true. The Supreme Court has previously admitted it was wrong in the past. So it’s like the famous conundrum of whether to believe the person who says he’s a liar.

    The federal courts are checks on abuses of power by Congress, the President, and the states. So if (to take a purely hypothetical example), the President (perhaps with Congressional approval), locks someone up without a trial, the federal courts can use habeas corpus to get the prisoner released.

    So the courts should be seen as a *check* on the powers of the other branches, but their decisions should not be seen as a *blank check* for unconstitutional federal actions.

    The President, as well as the members of Congress and the Supreme Court, are pledged to uphold the Constitution. That means defending the constitution against attacks from any quarter – even the courts and Congress.

    If Congress passes an unconstitutional statute and the Supremes uphold it, then all the more reason for the President to take another look at the statute to make sure it’s not an unconstitutional oppression of the people. If he thinks it’s unconstitutional and that the courts aren’t going to block enforcement, then the President, under his own responsibility, should uphold the Constitution and forbid the enforcement of the unconstitutional statute(s).

    Sometimes a statute creates or enforces private rights, so that if the President tries to block enforcement, a person whose rights are affected can go into federal court to challenge the Pres, and if the Supreme Court has already upheld the law, the Pres will lose. I’m not sure, however, whose legal rights are violated if the President *doesn’t* enforce the drug laws. Without an actual case, the Supreme Court won’t be able to step in.

    That leaves Congress. If the House of Representatives think the President is disobeying or thwarting the implementation of a constitutionally-valid statute, then the House can impeach the President and those who aid him (or, if they’re wimps, the House can impeach solely the subordinate executive officials who carry out the President’s orders).

    Then the Senate will decide whether to convict. Two-thirds are required for a conviction, so if 2/3 of the Senators believe the President violated a constitutionally-valid statute, they should find him guilty. On the other hand, if 1/3 plus one of the Senators believe the statute is unconstitutional, they should vote to acquit, and the President’s action will be sustained, assuming there’s no plaintiff with standing to force the Pres to enforce the statute.

    So under my suggestion, the Pres would be able to go over the head of the Supreme Court and thwart the enforcement of an unconstitutional law. Congress in its judicial capacity would have the final word on the validity of its own statutes and would throw obstructive executive-branch officials out of office if they obstruct valid statutes. On the other hand, if you can’t get a majority of the House and 2/3 of the Senate to agree that a statute is constitutional, then it’s just as well for the public the statute isn’t getting enforced, because it probably *isn’t* constitutional.

     

    (I may post another discussion about drug treaties)

  • Milo and the Publishing Industry

    In December of last year, Simon & Schuster, one of the large traditional publishing houses known in the industry as the “Big Five” ( formerly Six, announced the upcoming publication of “Dangerous, an autobiography by “alt-right leader” “professional agitator” whatever, you know who he is Milo Yiannopoulos. The publishing world immediately proceeded to lose its damn mind. From preachy virtue signaling from literary review magazines to preachy virtue signaling from bestselling authors to preachy virtue signaling from Simon & Schuster’s own U.K. division, the last two months in the Publishing World have been nonstop outrage, boycotts, Twitter rants, and general hysteria.

    Undoubtedly, the bigwigs at Simon & Schuster were very relieved when they were given an easy out for severing ties with Milo after The Pederasty Incident. But now that his book deal has been canceled, the question is: Where will Milo go? And what does his choice mean for the publishing industry?

    It’s entirely possible that he will decide to just shelve Dangerous. But if he decides he wants to continue to pursue publication, he has two choices—try to court another traditional publisher, or self-publish his book. And which route he takes could have long-term effects on the industry as a whole.

    To better understand the implications of what direction Dangerous takes to publication, it’s important to understand the nature of the modern-day publishing industry. Until about ten years ago, publication via a traditional publishing house was considered the only legitimate means of publishing a book. Though the stigma of self-publishing has lessened slightly with the explosion of ebooks and hugely successful self-published authors like Andy Weir and Hugh Howey, for the most part, traditional publishing is still considered by the elites to be the only “true” form of publication. The Big Five have a stranglehold on brick-and-mortar bookstores, on libraries, on literary awards*, and even on bestseller lists (which by no means reflect a straightforward measure of sales). Everything about the industry is designed to give legacy publishers an advantage over digital imprints and independent authors who try to skirt the gatekeepers.

    Not unlike the Fourth Estate, publishing is suffering from the changes in consumer expectations brought on by the digital age. However, market analysis shows that despite predictions to the contrary, the digital age hasn’t killed traditional publishing just yet. But ebooks aren’t its only threat. An arguably bigger problem that may ultimately hasten the traditional houses’ demise is the disproportionate influence on the industry held by the progressive factions of what is colloquially known as “Book Twitter.”

    “Book Twitter” is an extremely vocal faction of readers, authors, editors, agents, small publishing houses,
    and others involved in the publishing industry that skew overwhelmingly left. They exist in an echo chamber, where each reverberating talking point bounces back and gets louder and louder. One refrain that became deafening over the last year is that all writing is inherently political, and as True Artists we have a Sacred Duty to preach Rightthink in any and every aspect of our lives. Thus, previously non-political, bestselling authors have been chiming in almost incessantly, contributing to the industry’s pronounced and rapid shift leftward.

    So what does this mean for Dangerous? It means that, regardless of the fact that the book hit #1 on Amazon’s bestseller list twice while still in preorder—despite the fact that there may (and undoubtedly will) be a huge consumer demand for his book— Dangerous is likely going to be a very tough sell for other traditional publishers, particularly any of the remaining four major houses. They saw what happened to Simon & Schuster over the last two months, and my prediction is that their desire to avoid controversy and save face with the insiders of their industry will outweigh any concerns for freedom of speech, and likely even the prospect of the monetary gain that could come from publishing his book.**

    Achtung! Those frosted tips are sharpWhich leaves self-publishing.

    If Milo chooses to self-publish Dangerous, it could be the first sign of a changing tide. The backlash that Simon & Schuster experienced over signing a deal with Milo is likely to continue with future book deals with other authors. Despite their exclamations to the contrary, considering their track record, it is almost certain that the rage machine will continue to work its way down the list of authors who are conservative, libertarian, or anywhere to the political right of Karl Marx (or at least Bernie Sanders), targeting them as proponents of hate speech who must be silenced for the good of society. And as long as the echo chamber continues to consist of prominent members of the traditional publishing industry, the Big Five will continue to be puppets to their whims.

    This means that as the traditional publishing industry grows increasingly leftist in nature, it seems likely that conservative and libertarian voices may start to shift towards an independent/self-publishing model. The implications this could have for the industry are multifold. First, it would likely mean that the slight increase in legitimacy that self-publishing has gained over the last few years will abruptly decrease, at least for the purposes of the gatekeepers (the aforementioned professional reviewers, brick-and-mortar bookstores/libraries and, of course, lists and awards). But additionally, as in the case of the declining legacy media, it would likely lead to a simultaneous increase in the market share of self-published books—particularly in nonfiction, a genre previously dominated by the Big Five. And as their sales dwindle, no amount of Rightthink will be able to keep them afloat. It will be Trump’s election all over again.

    The rage brigade of “Book Twitter” think they are saving traditional publishing by silencing voices they don’t agree with. But more than likely, they are hastening its decline.

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    * I won’t go into the Rabid/Sad Puppies vs. Hugos drama, as that would be enough for another article entirely, and it’s already been covered in other places.

    ** The exception to this would be if there is an independent/small press that caters to a specifically conservative or right-wing audience that doesn’t mind the blowback from Pedophilia-gate. Which there may well be. I’ll be interested to see what comes out of the woodwork over the next few months.

  • Saturday Morning Breakfast Links

    All guaranteed to be Kosher. A bit fleishig, definitely not parve.

    I could swear that this was an Agatha Christie story. Couldn’t they make it disappear?

    Know what would be a really great idea? Inserting ourselves even deeper into a shitshow that has no end.

    One thing I can say for my town- the shooting is at least getting more efficient. And this is certainly going to improve things, amirite?

    This was the last meeting of the Glibertarian editorial staff. We’re famous!

    If this is true, I’m gonna live forever, if I don’t shit myself to death first.

    Enjoy your shabbat. Me, I’m going to thank the good Lord for bringing me the Ultimate Shiksa. I’m lookin’ at you, SP.

  • Belly Up to the Bar

    by RC Dean and Derpetologist

     

    After noting the enthusiasm with which the Glibertariat greets happy hour, I thought a weekly cocktail thread would be worth a go.  This week:  RC Dean’s Own Margarita.

    I hadn’t been a particular enthusiast of margaritas until moving to the Sonoran Desert.  With all kinds of agave type plants (including century plants which actually produce a nectar when they bloom which is made into candy), it was hard to avoid, though.  I’ve always found the classic recipes with simple syrup, Rose’s, and even Grand Mariner or Cointreau to be a little on the sweet side, so a few years ago I devoted the summer (and a goodly portion of my liver) to coming up with a recipe that was a little more tequila-tastic and a little less sweet.

     

    RC Dean’s Own Margarita 

    4 oz silver tequila (Casa Noble)

    1+ oz Salerno Blood Orange Liqueur

    ¾ oz lime juice

    ½ oz agave nectar

     

    We use Casa Noble because Mrs. Dean had a bit of a bad reaction to some other brands.  Casa Noble is organic, which may (or may not!) have something to do with her tolerance for it.  Regardless, because the tequila is foregrounded, a few extra bucks for better tequila is well-spent.

    The Salerno is an ingredient you probably don’t have in your liquor cabinet.  Too bad.  It’s essential for this recipe and I like it as an orange liqueur mixer for any recipe.  It is lighter and maybe crisper?  Anyhow, it’s a good addition to your cocktail toolkit.

    I’ve gone to agave nectar over simple syrup for everything.  I just like it better; I substitute at a ratio of about 2/3 nectar to 1 simple syrup.  If you get a darker nectar for this recipe, it adds a richer flavor.

    A friend of mine works a variation of this, with orange substituted for some of the lime juice.  I’m not sure of the proportions, but whatever.  You’ll probably tweak the proportions on this one anyway.

     

    Derpetologist’s Spot the Not: Famous wrong predictions

    1. This “telephone” has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication.

    2. Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.

    3. Electricity is merely a scientific curiosity; it has no practical applications.

    4. I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

    5. Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.

    6. The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon.

    7. I do not believe the introduction of motor-cars will ever affect the riding of horses.

    8. Louis Pasteur’s theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.

     

    Belly up to the bar and enjoy!

  • Fur Fridays

    A decade before her father became POTUS, Ivanka hit the town wearing an extended chinchilla family and Jezebel noticed (click through for some vintage Jezebel comments). More recently The Daily Mail tells us that PETA blasted her for using real rabbit fur for the pom-pom on a cable knit cap available for $22.97 at Nordstrom Rack (originally $45 at Nordstrom’s non-outlet locations). The Daily Mail also notes:

    Fur may be murder but it looks warm

    And while this particular piece does feature a ‘genuine rabbit fur’ pompom, the vast majority of Ivanka’s line is made with animal-friendly faux fur.

    Well at least there’s that!

    Who wore it best?

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Congrats everyone you survived the inaugural Fur Friday! Come back next week for scantily clad PETA models, furries, bears or pictures of me doing barely-dressed mold remediation. The possibilities are ENDLESS.