THERE NO DENYING THAT STEVE SMITH UNDISPUTED CHAMPION. OF RAPE.
BOW TO YOUR RAPESEI!
HARVEY WEINSTEIN TRY TO TAKE CROWN, BUT FAIL… STEVE SMITH STILL SEE MANY WHO ASPIRE TO TITLE. STEVE SMITH SHAKE HEAD SADLY AT THEM. PERHAPS STEVE SMITH SHOULD GIVE THEM PERSONAL DEMONSTRATION OF SKILLS. SEE WHAT STEVE SMITH MEANS:
Houston prepares for their World Series parade today. Deshaun Watson will probably come watch with a pair of crutches. Poor guy. On a positive note, I don’t think riot police will be necessary. We’re civilized here. I’m not pointing fingers. I’m just making an observation.
The NBA is still playing games. I’ll let you know how that’s all working out when the playoffs get here. Busy slate on the ice last night. Bruins topped the … who is that, Army? Oh yeah its Vegas. I hate that name for them. Its horrible. Oh well, I’m not in marketing for them so my opinion means jack. The Crapitals topped the Islanders. Ottawa beat Detroit. The rangers shorted out the Lightning. The Flyers gave St Louis the Blues. The Blue Jackets are fired up as they drill the Panthers. The Winnipeg Jets handled the Dallas Stars. The Flames extinguished the Penguins. Colorado beat Carolina. The LA Kings defeated the Maple Leafs. And the Minnesota Wild sent those frogs back to Montreal with a loss.
Across the pond, Arsenal drew and Everton, in what is a recurring theme, got their taints handed to them in the Europa League competition. They don’t get some points from their upcoming clashes with Watford and Crystal Palace, they can kiss the baby on this season. Hell, they might start checking out to see how the Championship patch looks on their 2018-2019 uniform (I ain’t calling it a kit, sorry).
That’s all for sports today. These days are going to be lean for a while unless we can come up with something meaningful. But college basketball isn’t too far off. We can make it. Of course I could always fill it with more of…the links!
Sorry. Not sorry. Canadian government gives $100,000 to a woman whose mother was deliberately tortured by them for an extended period of time under the MKUltra program. Compare that to the US system giving dumbasses 20 times that for spilling coffee in their own lap and other dumb shit and it makes you wonder how compassionate Trudeau and his government really is.
Smells like someone farted at CNN/DNC HQ.
Somebody over at the DNC and maybe George Soros himself needs to tell Dem operatives to shut the fuck up. Because all they’re doing by airing their dirty laundry is exposing how they literally colluded with a foreign government’s agents to influence the 2016 election. Which they’ve been maintaining is somehow illegal. I don’t agree with that, but they don’t want a Special Prosecutor (read: Supreme Inquisitor) snooping around in their business lest the real shenanigans with their Pakistani spy IT staff or their pay for play scams enriching their foundation while the State dept doles out access and favors come out. Somebody is about to get Seth Rich’d here soon. Then all this gum-flapping will come to a halt. Wait and see.
Liberals further humiliate themselves. I’m fine with them wanting to take their business elsewhere after the President of Papa John’s said the NFL protests were hurting business. But to sink so low that you’d be touting Little Caesars? That’s pretty bad. I sure hope they don’t find any details about Mike Illitch, RIP, being pro-life or something. I’d hate to see them praising the quality that is CiCis next.
“I guess trying to find a non-racist pizza is our new world, everyone,” model and cookbook author Chrissy Teigen tweeted on Thursday.
In Teigen’s replies, one chain shows up again and again: Little Caesars.
“Little Caesar’s founder Mike Ilitch quietly paid Rosa Parks’ rent,” a Twitter user wrote, with a claim that showed up several times.
While unlike other pizza brands, Little Caesars has not responded to Schnatter’s statements, it’s reaping the benefits of the boycott threats.
Dozens of people have taken to social media to praise Mike Ilitch as an example of what a pizza chain founder should be — in contrast to their criticism of Papa John’s founder Schnatter.
I don’t even know where to begin dissecting that mishmash of retarded-ass shit. But credit where its due: at least they didn’t praise some abomination of deep dish and call it pizza.
Yeah, this makes fucking sense. Just to be clear, the student darkened her skin with makeup to look like a black character from a movie, which is so racist as to warrant the action.
No, not racist at all. And if you have to ask the difference, I won’t even dignify you with a response, shitlord.
The black character she was portraying with her Halloween costume was from a movie whose plot revolved around two black FBI agents using makeup so they can pass themselves off as a pair of white women, which is perfectly ok. Ain’t having double-standards grand? I eagerly await the lawsuits over this.
And just in case you haven’t noticed, there’s a plague in Madagascar. Like a serious, no-bullshit, deadly plague that’s spreading rather quickly. Damn. That’s bad.
Man, I am just beat. Too many late nights watching beisbol. Since all my preferred football teams suck and nothing interesting will happen in hockey or basketball until after Spring Training starts, I have a couple of months to catch up.
How many people get to say they got kidnapped by Amazonian pirates and wandered out of the jungle just fine? I’m not sure I agree with their life choices, but I’m happy for their children that everyone survived with only bug bites to show.
This article’s headlines says Analytics won the World Series. But upon reading the article, it seems that the analytics identify people underperforming, and having coaches who can develop them is what actually matters.
NYC Attack would have been much worse if the super highly trained NYPD hadn’t shown up in minutes(!) and shot the guy. Who had left his vehicle and had a pellet gun. What the fuck are you talking about? The apologists did this after Vegas, too. No. Just, no. That guy carried out a successful attack, unfortunately. All the cops did was prevent him from escaping. Which, good on them, but they didn’t stop it from getting worse.
The new Fed Chair, about as milquetoast as you could find. At least seems to understand that the Fed has some limits on its ability to affect the economy and dislikes the Volker rule.
Oh look, another State Capitalist currency adding zeroes to its bank notes. This would never happen in True Socialism.
Hindsight being 20/20 makes this stuff pretty easy to talk about now. Looks like dude was a powder keg waiting to blow. No, scratch that. He was a slow-burning timer fuse that knew exactly what he was doing and took meticulous notes and nobody heeded the warning signs and/or tried to stop him.
You’re a fucking psy-cho.
Hey dumbass, everything on the internet IS THERE FOREVER!!!!! I think she’s either got a lonely life ahead of her or a lucrative future in fetish porn. Or both perhaps. Either way, she sure sounds like a real winner. And she wears her hair like shit.
Who wins Liar Of The Day? No wait, Liar Of The Week. nah, not good enough..how about Liar Of The Month? Still not quite right. Ooh, I know: who deserves the Nobel Prize In Lying for 2017? That’s right. This guy beat out TOS’s very own Dunphy, who was unavailable to have accepted the award anyway due to sponsorship obligations between both the promoters of his rock tour and those involved in the World Big Wave Championships. Anyway, what a narcissistic, lying sack of shit.
Poor people only! (And by poor, I mean $104k a year). Ain’t rent-fixing grand?
Holy shit! This has to be the most surprising thing I’ve ever heard!!!!! Don’t these people know there’s a law that says not to do this? The comments are an eclectic blend ranging from “no duh” to “Trumpz Murrica” and several points in between. Enjoy the derp.
In Illinois, apparently the wheels of justice don’t grind at all when it comes to ethics complaints. But don’t worry. The legislative Inspector General will get right on that…just as soon as the vacancy since 2015 is filled.
That’s all for the links today. And now…the sports!
Hey look its soccer scores from the UCL! Monaco actually got a point. Sevilla won, Man City topped Naples, Shakhtar all but put themselves into the knockout stages, Porto won, Spurs stunned Real 3-1, BvB continues to shit the proverbial bed (which contrary to popular belief is not a pastime of all Germans)…and Liverpool beat up Maribor again and sit atop their group.
On the frozen ponds, The Pens beat Edmonton, Jersey beat Vancouver, Toronto got the ship righted by topping the Mighty Ducks, the Sharks blasted the Predators and the Blackhawks completely shut down the Flyers and beat their asses 3-0. That’s a Swissy special report there. He needed that win…and he got it!
Buzzing around the bases like the Enola Gay buzzed around…well, you know.
And my, oh my! I haven’t seen a Jap get bombed like that since August 9, 1945. Poor guy. He was graceful as ever. But whoever thought it was a good idea ::cough::Dave Roberts::cough:: to put a guy on the mound that the Astros are very familiar with from his Rangers days and who they absolutely shelled the last several times they’ve faced him needs to have their head examined…Hannibal Lector-style. Anyway, the entire World Series went exactly as I predicted it. And I mean I predicted the winner of every single game and even called how games 6 and 7 would play out. Wish I’d have made that parlay in Vegas, but I didn’t because I wasn’t there and I’m the kind of guy who believes in jinxing his team. Case in point: when Ohio State went down 14-0 to Penn State this past Saturday, I blamed myself for thinking my red jersey would be ok to wear. So I went upstairs, took it off and changed back into my white one. And the rest is history.
McCullers is good, but I wish this guy was pitching tonight.When your costume is a little too on the nose
Happy Wednesday. Game 7 of the World Series tonight. I know who I’ll be rooting for, but it’s been a hell of a ride, if not great baseball. Although last night’s game was probably the best game of baseball in the whole series. Hopefully, we won’t get a 10+ inning, 6+ HR derby game — although I think the Astros would win that.
I also discovered a down-side to working from home. If I eat any more Reese’s cups, I’m going to experience acute arterial blockage. Fuck it, I’m going for it. For Science!… and now, the Links
Australia, where not only the plants and animals are trying to kill you, but also your AirBnB hosts.
Somehow I never thought of The Diamond Age‘s distributed states as being implemented by mass-murdering shitheads.
This looks like its going to be a fun story out of Florida. Legislators and lobbyists discreetly surveilled, can’t wait for the dirt to drop.
Why I don’t teach my kids to shout “Stranger Danger!”. Because they would totally do this to me in a store.
AFTER BREAKFAST AND FIRST RAPE OF DAY, STEVE SMITH PONDERING OVER SITUATION HE READ HERE.
PONDERING
AT FIRST, STEVE SMITH LAUGH AT SILLY AMATEURS…THAT NO REAL RAPE!…STEVE SMITH SHOW YOU SEXUAL ASSAULT!… BUT THEN GET TO WONDERING. OF COURSE RAPESQUATCH HAS TO BE TRUE TO SELF AND CONTINUE HIKER, CAMPER, FOREST RANGER, ANYTHING ELSE RAPE… BUT FOR SILLY PEOPLE (OR AS STEVE SMITH THINK OF THEM – “PREY”) STEVE SMITH WONDER HOW LONG THIS FALLOUT GO ON? WHO NOT GET NAMED? STEVE SMITH ONLY WANT REAL COMPETITORS NAMED! IF NOT GUILTY, THEN IT NO HELP STEVE SMITH KEEP IT REAL.
STEVE SMITH ASK FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE TO LOOK IN FUTURE AND TELL…WHEN STOP? WHAT LONG LASTING EFFECTS? DOES STEVE SMITH NEED TO MOVE FROM WOODS TO NEW YORK OR LA?
The first CFP Poll is out. I don’t think anybody should have a real big problem with it, although Alabama shouldn’t have as much room as they do between them and Wisconsin and Miami. The schedules and records are comparable. But there are five weeks to sort it all out.
Barca draw, Munich squeak by, ManUre win with ease, Roma thump Chelski, Juve draw as do (Catalan) Barca and (Spanish) Athletico. More european-style CL football today.
The Dodgers win a tight, yet seemingly comfortable, game. Lots of predictions of a blowout in the final game of the World Series tonight. I won’t be making a prediction at all, though I will note that the entire series has gone exactly as I said it would through 6. So maybe I ain’t so dum after all.
No more sports. Here come…the links!
Media are the last people still searching for a motive from the latest vehicular attack. Could he have been an overworked Uber driver? Could he have had a seizure? Could he have been anything other than what he claimed to be? Doubtful, but give them an A for effort. By the way, for those that care, the NYC marathon will go on as planned this weekend. I can only imagine how tight security will be.
Self-serving assholes serve selves. Big fucking surprise there. They get bonus points for being officials from Chicago. Double bonus points for being cops. And triple score for being legislators. That’s a trifecta of sleaziness right there, apologies to Chicago-land Glibs.
Cholito and Chinito Cheer On Houston. Blancito looks on.
If you don’t know who Mattress Mack is, you’re missing out. Well, he’s in the news again. And no, its not for groping. This dude is everything about what’s good in the world.
There’s a character in the Jew Bible who ought to be better known among libertarians, yclept Adoniram (alternately Adoram). He only makes a couple of appearances, but they’re significant. Interestingly, he’s far better known among Masons and Mormons (and the latter is certainly a result of the former) than among the more common religious folk.
Adoniram (the name translates to “my lord has exalted”) makes his first appearance in 2 Samuel as a functionary for King David:
Now Joab was over all the host of Israel: and Benaiah the son of Jehoiada was over the Cherethites and over the Pelethites, and Adoniram was over the tribute, and Jehoshaphat the son of Ahilud was recorder…
He shows up next in 1 Kings, this time working for Solomon, who was king following David’s death:
And Ahishar was over the household, and Adoniram the son of Abda was over the tribute.
And his job for Solomon?
And king Solomon raised a levy out of all Israel; and the levy was thirty thousand men. And he sent them to Lebanon, ten thousand a month by courses: a month they were in Lebanon, and two months at home: and Adoniram was over the levy.
Solomon eventually croaked, but in the manner of civil service since ancient times, Adoniram stayed on working for the next administration, under Rehoboam.
But as for the children of Israel which dwelt in the cities of Judah, Rehoboam reigned over them. Then king Rehoboam sent Adoniram, who was over the tribute…
So, to recap: Adoniram was in charge of collecting taxes in the form of money, goods, and involuntary servitude. Like any career civil servant, he lasted through multiple administrations and did their dirty work. What a hero! I’m sure that the Children of Israel were grateful for his efforts and paid a munificent public-sector pension.
…and all Israel stoned him with stones, that he died. Therefore king Rehoboam made speed to get him up to his chariot, to flee to Jerusalem. So Israel rebelled against the house of David unto this day.
OK, not so grateful. They killed him and chased away the king. But hey, this is one of the Bible stories that truly has a happy ending. And we can now understand why Adoniram is a heroic figure for the Mormons, who place great importance on coughing up money and labor for the Temple. The rest of us can look upon this as a lesson on the proper respect due to tax collectors and Selective Service officials, and how public sector pension obligations might be mitigated.
Sometimes I’m proud to be a Jew. This is one of those times.
Happy Halloween. Don’t forget to send any good pictures to submit@glibertarians.com. We won’t post them, but we will examine them very closely.
Hopefully everyone is ducking out of work early to get on their “slutty tampon” outfits for parties. OMWC is trying to make sure that the rip in his pants is “just right”. I had to make an emergency run to the store, because my wife bought terrible candy. Terrible. I don’t want to wash shit or egg off my house and cars, so I’m going to just mix in some good stuff and hope we don’t get too many visitors. Then I’m hoping that Justin Verlander can get the first W by an Astros starter in this World Series. I bought some Monte Cristo beer. I have no idea if it is any good, but it cost half as much as good beer, so it only has to be half as good as the worst six-pack I ever paid $10 for.
We may also use this later for some role playing.
Jadaveon Clowney, TOTALLY not taking a shot at the owner of his team. Just lazy.
Interesting link between the Protestant Reformation and hops in beer.
That sonofabitch Trump and his meddling FDA are going to destroy the soy industry! It now appears that eating lots of soy doesn’t actually help you live longer, it just feels that way.
Jadaveon Clowney, TOTALLY not