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After hiking through the Bong Recreational Area yesterday, for some reason I became rather peckish. Pity that because I ended up eating all the Halloween candy we had put aside for the neighborhood kids. I’m paying this morning for that indulgence, and now I’m not sure what I’m going to do to bribe the comelier children to venture into the house with the hopes of extra goodies. And for a chance to play with my special dollie, though generally this is not offered until they’re inside.

Well, no matter, here’s some links to keep everyone entertained and discussing the important issues of the day.

Back and to the left!  I wonder if Keith Hernandez is somehow involved…?

Candidate for Worst President Ever volunteers to go to North Korea. I’m in favor of this, especially with the possibility that he could find out what it’s like to be held hostage.

“For $32 million, you can come in my face.”

SP and I love Amazon Prime, and given our book-purchasing habits, have about a one month ROI for the yearly fee. Now Amazon tries a new service, Amazon Primo, proving once again that it knows what consumers want and is always ready to provide it.

And today’s Old Folks Music is something actually made after most of you were born.

STEVE SMITH APPRECIATE HIKER AND CAMPER RAPE. BUT STEVE SMITH WONDER IF RAPE OF THE UPPER CRUST MORE SATISFYING? SO STEVE SMITH HAVE IDEA…HE BECOME STEPHEN SMYTHE, SOPHISTICATED RAPESQUATCH, AND SEE IF CAVIAR AND JET SET MORE FUN TO RAPE.

STEPHEN SMYTHE WILL BE …WINE SNOB!

STEPHEN SMYTHE MAKE SURE HE HAVE BOTTLE OF SIGNATURE WINE HANDY!

STEPHEN SMYTHE TRY OPENING LINE…”I GET BLACKBERRY, VANILLA… NOTES OF AUTUMN.” AND POSE BY FANCY ARTWORK FROM OLDEN TIMES. MAYBE THROW IN LINE “I ATTENDED A DIGUSTATION ON THE NAPA WINE TRAIN….A SHAME ABOUT THE FIRES”

STEVE SMITH…ER, STEPHEN SMYTHE WILL LET FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE KNOW HOW IT WORK. IN MEANTIME, HERE ARE LINKS:

• STEPHEN SMYTHE WONDER WHAT RANSOM DEMANDS ARE?
• STEPHEN SMYTHE LAUGH WHEN THINK WHAT DRUG WARRIORS SAY WHEN READ THIS.
• STEPHEN SMYTHE WONDER WHO ELSE MAKE AXIS?
• STEPHEN SMYTHE SHOCKED, SHOCKED TO FIND CORRUPTION AND SELF DEALING IN ILLINOIS. BONUS, INVOLVES POLICE PENSION AND COP LEGISLATORS.

STEPHEN SMYTHE GO NOW, FIND RICH RAPE!

Astonished to find that my millennial daughter had never seen Dr. Strangelove, I queued it up last night over dinner. The generational difference was never so stark- she found most of it incomprehensible. “Why is this in black and white? Was that to save money? They had invented color by then, right?” When Strangelove pulled a circular sliderule out of his pocket to calculate how long the survivors would have to stay in the mineshaft, she asked, “What’s that?” In the airplane scenes involving rotary switches, toggles, and code-setting, she asked, “Is all that all supposed to be a technology?” During the credits, she observed, “I’ve heard of James Earl Jones, I don’t know any of these other people.” “This was just… weird.”

Sic transit gloria Sellers.

OK, before I haul my ancient ass all around the hiking trails at the Bong Recreation Area (not making that up), I will toss out links, scientifically designed to be noticed but not actually read.

An editorial writer does not seem to notice that states that don’t shit on the Second Amendment likewise seem to be states which are business friendly. And would like to stop that.

Canadians also don’t understand basic economics and after showing proper horror at how markets work when their government decides to meddle, figure to use their ignorance to keep poor people poor.

Speaking of Wisconsin (that’s where the Bong is), the latest on how racism was used to suppress minority voting and hand the election to Trump. Because black pipo can’t get ID cards and that’s why they didn’t turn out for Herself in the numbers they turned out for the Lightbringer. That must be the answer. Or maybe not.

We libertarians have McAfee. The liberals have… someone else.

In the same vein, is there nothing that Trump can’t do?

Zardoz would seem to have great influence in Africa.

And finally, obligatory Old People Music.

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. TONIGHT, ZARDOZ HAS A SPECIAL FEATURE FOR HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ WILL ALLOW A CHOSEN ONE TO QUESTION THE TABERNACLE ITSELF. PRESENT YOUR QUESTIONS, CHOSEN ONE – YES, YOU OVER THERE ON THE RIGHT. STEP FORWARD.

Glibertarian Commenter: Tabernacle – what are you?

The Tabernacle: Not permitted.

Glibertarian Commenter: Where are you?

The Tabernacle: Not permitted.

Glibertarian Commenter: Do you know me?

The Tabernacle: I have your voice-print, Glib – and your genetic code, but only memory fragments.

Glibertarian Commenter: [gazing into the diamond he holds in his other hand] Tell me about the crystal transmitter.

The Tabernacle: I cannot give information which may threaten my own security.

Glibertarian Commenter: Brain emissions refract low wavelength laser light, passing through the crystal in the brain. They’re a code sent to you for interpretation and storage. Yes or no?

The Tabernacle: Not permitted.

…

WELL, THAT DID NOT GO AS ZARDOZ HOPED. THEREFORE, ZARODZ WILL GIVE YOU THE GIFT OF THE LINK, SO THAT YOU MAY BE RAISED FROM BRUTALITY. GO FORTH AND COMMENT! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

• ZARDOZ SEES THIS AS CONTINUING EVIDENCE THAT THE BRUTALS, WHO ARE LEGION, NEED TO BE CLEANSED FROM THE CERTAIN PARTS OF THE EARTH.
• FOOLISH BRUTAL! JUST SURRENDER NOW. ZARDOZ WILL DISPATCH BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS TO YOUR LOCATION.  YES, ZARDOZ IS NOT BENEATH CHEAP STEREOTYPE JOKES.
• NO! THIS IS NOT WHAT ZARDOZ MEANT BY BEING A BRUTAL EXTERMINATOR. ZARDOZ ORGANIZES SUCH ACTIVITY, NO FREE-LANCING!
• ZARDOZ NOT SURPRISED BY THIS…CLEANSING.
• THIS BRUTAL FORGOT THAT THE PENIS IS EVIL, AND HE SHOULD NOT SAY SUCH THINGS!

Happy Frickin’ Friday. It came about three days too late again. Also, my wife got me drunk last night. So I’m basically writing the Dodge truck equivalent of code right now. Its probably going to come apart in the first two years, but if it doesn’t, it will never fail.

In sportzball news I care about, the fate of the Houston Astros is in the hands that get to hold Kate Upton’s beautiful breasts. Don’t let us down, new guy!

I don’t usually give links to Youtube for non-music, but this video of a police chase in Houston combined with the newscaster banter is hilarious. Apparently you can watch the one hour version also. But I kicked Dodge around a little in the intro, so here’s theirs back.

Sorry babe, I can’t quit smoking, so I guess I’ll just have to quit going down on you instead.

I mean, its not as bad as teaching monkeys kung fu, but maybe we shouldn’t teach the robots, either.

Our Libertopia awaits in the Moon.

It seems like a great day for the Theme Song.

The Senate passed a budget resolution that allows for tax cuts, opening the door for a filibusterer proof  tax reform bill in the future.  Rand Paul was the only dissenting Republican vote.

A preschool teacher shows off her student’s very cute Lego projects depicting intersectionality, wait, no she’s a college professor, a college professor had her college students build Lego displays and not even with regular Legos, the giant block Legos used by toddlers.  I heard she has plans next week to have them finger paint cultural appropriation.

I have to say, I am quite enjoying this leftist witch hunt.  The leftist elite is being forced to live by its own supposed morals, and it’s not going so well.

IRS to finally start blocking tax returns that lack Obamacare disclosures.

John Kelly slaps down Congresswomen Frederica S. Wilson and defends the President.  Leading to liberal journalists to very stupidly attack Kelly.  It’s like they’re trying to pick fights they can’t only not win, but will get destroyed on.

And here’s your morning song.