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  • STEVE SMITH FRIDAY NIGHT LINKS

    STEVE SMITH JUST FOUND OUT THAT SOMEONE TRY TO WRITE HIM IN OLD COMIC BOOKS… AS PART OF CANADA SUPER HERO TEAM!

    AT FIRST, STEVE SMITH ALL EXCITED…BUT THEN READ COMICS AND SAW WERE NOT RIGHT. STEVE SMITH NOT SCIENCE GUY, AND ALSO,  NO RAPE. SO STEVE SMITH RAPE COMIC STORE OWNER, ALSO RAPE A PILE OF COMIC BOOKS AND SOME CUSTOMERS AND THEN GO BACK TO WOODS. BUT STEVE SMITH NOT FORGET FUNNY PEOPLE HERE. SO HERE ARE LINKS;

    • STEVE SMITH NOT STUDY US CONSTITUTION, BUT THINK EU LADY WRONG. REMEMBER SOMETHING ABOUT SENATE AND TREATIES.  MAYBE STEVE SMITH SIGN TREATY WITH USA…GET RECOGNITION FOR RAPESQUATCH NATION!
    • STEVE SMITH MIGHT START WATCHING SPORTSBALL TV NOW.
    • STEVE SMITH THINK HE COULD DO BETTER PICTURE WITH WEDDING COUPLE. WOULD FEATURE DOUBLE RAPE.
    • STEVE SMITH WANT TO HONOR HERO. SUGGEST LOCKING HIM AND STEVE SMITH IN EVIDENCE ROOM AND IGNORE CRIES FOR HELP.

    SO THAT ALL FOR TONIGHT, FUNNY PEOPLE. STEVE SMITH GO SEE IF HE FIND FRIENDS IN WOODS. BY FIND FRIENDS, MEAN RAPE HIKERS AND CAMPERS.

  • Firearms Friday: Mandalay Massacre

    I was hoping I would bring you triumphant news of the SHARE act passing a vote in congress this week. Instead I am writing you on the heels of a legit massacre and hoping we don’t have more gun control crammed up our asses by Thanksgiving. For those of you that just awoke from a coma, a guy took an actual arsenal to the 32nd story of the Mandalay Bay Casino and rained death into a crowd of 22 thousand country music fans. Roughly 60 dead, 500 injured. The perpetrator of what has now become the worst mass murder in modern American history? 64 year old Stephen Paddock: accountant, gambler, lover of old Filipino women, and millionaire. Yes, you read that right. This guy was loaded. Regularly dropped bills in Vegas, and had no problem clearing his tab. So why murder a bunch of drunk white people? Good question! If you know, please call your local libertarian gun blogger and let me in on it, cause right now it’s driving me insane.

    I’m not going to mince words about it: this one is bad. In terms of optics this is the worst shooting in history. This wasn’t an easily explained case of schizophrenia or Islamic terrorism. This guy was the model gun owner. He passed every background check and followed every law, right up until he didn’t. How bad was this shooting? Let me just say that it made even me briefly question my belief in the second amendment. If that doesn’t make you nervous then you aren’t paying attention.

    The focus now has shifted onto the guns the killer used. More specifically, the stocks. He had 12 rifles equipped with slide fire stocks. If you’re unfamiliar with them, I went over the particulars in one of my previous articles here. Basically, it’s almost full auto, and it allowed the shooter to crank out hot lead in record time. Bills have already been introduced to ban them, and it turns out the NRA are who we thought they were in the words of the immortal Dennis Green because they have decided to completely abandon their principles and throw gun owners right under the public opinion bus. You can do what you want, but when the NRA asks me to renew my membership I am going to tell them I spent the money on a slide fire and then tell them to get fucked.

    I am not here to argue about the various efficacies of the proposed bills nor am I going to wax on about the effectiveness of full auto or bump fire in a combat scenario. Quite frankly, I have no answers this time. What do you say to someone to defend private gun ownership after an attack this heinous? Do you simply state #notallgunowners? Do you argue about personal responsibility and individual liberty to someone that was shot through the stomach at this event? What can you even say that doesn’t make you sound like Satan’s personal defense attorney?

  • Nashunul Futzbull Leeg versus Murica!

    Sometimes I like to write stream-of-consciousness posts when I’m procrastinating on more research intensive articles. This is yet another one of those situations. (Crafting a Narrative Pt. 3 will be ready soon)

    Let’s have some fun together tearing apart this whole NFL v. Trump shitshow piece by agonizing piece. If we do this right, we’ll trigger literally everybody.

    First, let’s address the elephant in the room. The entire frickin kneeling protest is an unorganized shitshow. When Kapernick started kneeling, it was vaguely in support of Black Lives Matter, but even BLM is a fucking mess of intersectional leftism. I’m not going to kill brain cells by going to their website again, but there was shit about ableism and transgenderism last time I went. On top of that, now everybody is kneeling for a thousand different reasons. Some are civil rights LARPing, some are protesting police brutality, some just hate Trump, and most of them have no fucking clue why they’re kneeling except for the fact that it pisses Trumphitler off.

    Why the hell are you kneeling during the national anthem? Cops are employees of the state and local governments. They’re not even affiliated with the American flag, let alone somehow symbolizing it .Of course, if you’re smart, you don’t take the kneelers’ stated intentions at face value. The reality is that this protest against “systematic injustice” is really just a bunch of rich idiots being played like marionettes by no-kidding communists. Kapernick is in neck-deep with the commies, and his totalitarian milieu has polluted the NFL as a whole.

    Why are you biting the hand that feeds you? We’ll get to the ridiculous reaction from fans in a minute, but it was a quite predictable reaction. Most football fans lean conservative and working class. Most conservative and working class folks are quite patriotic. They tend to either be veterans or know quite a few veterans. Disrespecting the flag is seen by them as pissing on their service and sacrifice. Any idiot can see this dynamic, and any idiot could have predicted the backlash that was created by these overprivileged multimillionaires disrespecting the flag.

    It’s virtue signalling at its finest. There’s nothing accomplished by kneeling during the anthem. Not one cop is going to think twice about shooting some black kid just because some NFL player kneeled during the national anthem. Rather, the NFL is sending the message that they play ball with the SJW left. Unfortunately, the SJW left has resoundingly ignored the NFL… y’know because contact sports are icky and boring and not artisanal enough.

    What of the boycotters? If there’s anything more pathetic than protesting a symbol that has nothing to do with the supposed object of your ire, it’s the people who are acting offended because other people won’t play patriotism olympics with them. By all means, boycott the NFL if you don’t like the message they’re sending. Hell, I’m watching much less NFL because I’m sick of all the personal interest stories, the “special interest here” month this and that, every other commercial being a PSA for some stupid cause, CTEs, and lefty virtue signalling around every corner (*cough* Bob Costas *cough*). What happened to football being about men in pads hitting one another? At the end of the day, though, respect or disrespect of the flag is a pretty stupid reason to change your entertainment habits. Why?

    Because modern patriotic nationalism sucks. I completely get the connection between the flag and the service of our soldiers and veterans. I completely respect their courage and sacrifice. This is why I stand for the national anthem, even though I don’t participate. However, if there’s one thing that gets and eye roll from me in record time, it’s the old tired line of “freedom isn’t free. They fought and died for your freedoms.” Sorry, but when were my freedoms last threatened by a foreign power? Maybe WWII? That’s really stretching it, because the biggest threat to my freedoms in that era was FDR (internment camps, threatening the supreme court if they didn’t rule favorably, etc.). Maybe one could argue that the actions in Afghanistan were preserving our freedoms after 9/11, but again, the Patriot Act, TSA, and DHS are much bigger threats to my liberty than Al-quaeda has ever been. In my opinion, it’s completely appropriate to honor those who fought and died in the name of our nation without bullshitting us by saying that they were “fighting for our freedoms.” If anything, that cheapens their legacy, because it paints a paper thin GI Joe veneer over a much more complicated and difficult situation.

    Beyond this, why the hell do we need to sing the national anthem at sporting events in the first place? What a stupid and ridiculous tradition that is! We don’t sing the national anthem before music concerts or starting the workday or before the movie starts at the theater. The idolatry that passes as patriotism these days would have the founding fathers rolling so hard they’d power the entire country’s electric grid.

    Speaking of violently spinning founders, let’s talk about the bullshit that is both sides of the police brutality argument. On one side, you have the SJWs and civil rights LARPers who think this is Birmingham in 1958. On the other side, you have law & order conservatives who think this is Mayberry in 1965. Both are laughably wrong, but there’s no adult in the room to tell them to stop being idiots.

    Cops aren’t heroes, at least not all cops are heroes. Cops are not tyrants, at least not all cops are tyrants. I’m not a strict individualist. I believe that you can assign generalities to individuals of a group. However, I think that you have to pursue such generalizations very carefully. By and large, people apply generalities too strongly and too broadly. That is the case here, as well.

    The BLM agitators are notorious for swinging and missing every. single. time. Trayvon Martin? *whiff* Michael Brown? *pbfffft* The few cases that were actually open and shut abuse cases were completely ignored by BLM. Why? Because their end goal isn’t ending police abuse. Their end goal is stirring up racial strife in order to elevate their political (and financial) clout.

    Cops aren’t walking targets in urban areas. Despite what some would have you believe, most folks don’t get their rocks off by taking pot shots at pigs. Save for one major incident, and a handful of one-off incidents per year, most people who have an issue with cops simply try to run away. This aura painted by the right of embattled cops struggling to make it home to their wives and 2.5 kids is completely made up.

    Questioning the motives of cops is very patriotic. Police are armed enforcers of the state. They do good things (like handling outlaws), but they’re also the single quickest path to authoritarianism. The rapid militarization of police over the past 2 decades, paired with lax due process protections and highly aggressive tactics has turned policing from an Andy Taylor/Barney Fife context to a wannabe soldier context. The conservatives are happy to play along, grouping “first responders” with veterans in the exalted ranks of “heroes” to be honored with the flag.

    Before this gets too long, I’ll wrap it up with a few quick hits.

    • If cops were heroes, they’d be held to a higher standard than the public. Instead, they’re held to a lower standard.
    • Qualified immunity has been abused and distorted to cover a cop’s every action. If it were “right sized,” any escalation by the cop would fall outside of qualified immunity.
    • The fact that BLM and other civil rights griefers are even treated as legitimate shows how absolutely fucked up our media is.
    • If the NFL players wanted to kneel before the thing that destroyed the black community, they’d find the nearest Medicaid office and kneel there. Then they’d join Antifa in tearing down all the LBJ statues.
    • Nothing about the treatment of urban blacks is going to change until their culture changes. Holding police accountable for their overreaches isn’t going to fix the “systematic” issues. Only a massive cultural shift will do that.
    • The NFL and Goodell are utter dumbasses. They should’ve nipped this in the bud a year ago, but they were sympathetic with Kapernick, and now they’re getting their asses bit for it.
    • Notice I haven’t even mentioned Trump’s or Pence’s reaction. That’s because they have nothing substantive to add to the conversation. They’re charlatans playing the controversy for political points.
  • Friday Morning Links

    The Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals set aside an injunction and paved the way for the NFL to impose its six-game suspension of Ezekiel Elliott.  The appeal hinged on the complete lack of charges, the evidence of the “victim” trying to convince friends to lie on her behalf and the fact that the NFL’s only investigator to speak to her saying there should be not penalty for the player whatsoever. But when you collectively bargain to let the league commissioner have professional power equivalent the that of Kim Jong Un when it comes to meting out punishment, this is the kind of bullshit you can expect. Of course, Zeke never agreed to the CBA since it was put in place prior to him entering the league. But when you effectively have a closed shop, his options are limited. (Note I said “effectively” before you get into the nuance of the CBA and the law.) Zeke’s legal team are weighing their options as the Cowboys are on a bye week. I won’t go into anything else pro football related. Sorry. I’m still red-assed about the shenanigans going on.

    I guess the St Louis Blues aren’t perfect after all. And neither are the Maple Leafs, whose rapid descent to the Wales Conference cellar should start right…about…now! Hey, the Red Wings are looking good in their new arena. Mike Illitch would be proud. The USA Mens National soccer team still sucks ass and Bruce Arena isn’t interested in the WC anymore.  Why? Because he’s a dipshit, that’s why. But either way, I hope Panama are proud of the way they got to the playoff game. And I hope the Socceroos beat them.

    And then there were four.  Sorry Nationals fans. But you have to know a team managed by The Lizard is gonna lose when they have a chance to clinch a series.  Its happened nine consecutive games now. The Cubs won what can only be considered a wild game by any measure.  Big hits, goofy errors, crucial challenges, and some interesting pitching moves. This one had it all. They’ll head to Los Angeles where their series against the Dodgers begins tomorrow.  Meanwhile, on the other side of the playoffs where the games are always four hours and pitchers don’t hit, the Yanquis will be in Houston today. Masahiro Tanaka will take the hill for the pinstripes while the Astros send out Dallas Keuchel. Game time 7:08.

    Here we are at the end of the week and I know you want some news instead of sports.  So I’ll oblige you with…the links!

    Not the best way to go from a legacy standpoint.

    What happens in the Dominican Republic stays in the Dominican Republic. Well, at least through the autopsy.

    The Wine Country wildfires are still burning as the death toll rises. FEMA offers to help. Again, to our NorCal friends, please stay safe. If y’all need anything please let us know at the submit email address. We’ll do what we can.

    Wait, does this count as rent-seeking?  Or is it literally the opposite? Either way, the taxpayers are gonna get fucked.

    Guess who might kill President Trump’s tax break bill? If you said a brain tumor that had taken control of its host, you may be more right than you think. Seriously, this motherfucker needs to GO. THE. FUCK. AWAY.

    Don’t look for too long or you’ll get syphilis.

    Three peas in a pod? I don’t know. but I’m sure as fuck grabbing my popcorn. This is better than anything I’ve seen out of Hollywood in years. Meanwhile, the movie mogul was spotted in a Phoenix eatery hours before checking into his sex rehab clinic. Apparently he ordered the manicotti and was said, in unconfirmed reports, to have offered the waitress a really big tip in the penthouse of the nearby W Hotel. Also unconfirmed is whether he recreated Jackie Treehorn’s doodle on the back of the bill.

    “Nighty night, everybody. I’m done, warden.” Damn, dude is cold-blooded even as they roll him away to die.

    Robert Pruett was given a lethal injection for the fatal attack on corrections officer Daniel Nagle in December 1999 at a prison southeast of San Antonio. Nagle was repeatedly stabbed with a tape-wrapped metal rod, though an autopsy showed he died from a heart attack that the assault caused. Prosecutors have said the stabbing stemmed from a dispute over a peanut butter sandwich that Pruett wanted to take into a recreation yard against prison rules.

    Crazy fuck probably liked crunchy too.

    Well to finish off the week’s theme of crime I give you the opposite of Mr Pruett.

    And finding that link as a lead in was a total fluke. But sometimes God smiles at even me. I hope he smiles on each of you and your family today too. Have a great weekend.

  • Week 7 College Football Preview

    Here is sloopy’s mandatory link.   I have nothing witty to say.

    Tailgate of the Week

     New Mexico St @ Georgia Southern, Statesboro, KY

    I have been waiting all year to do this one, but this is GaSo’s first weekend home game.  The Eagles are having a very bad year [0-4].  This is appropriate.  Their fans want the coach fired and a Johnson disciple hired.  When they are running the triple option, they win.  When they aren’t, they tend to crash and burn.  Six FCS national titles in the first 19 years of the program’s restart (They didn’t have a team between 1941 and 1982) sets expectations.

    Beer:  Eagle Creek Brewing Company appears to be the only local option, so it wins!  The video on their home page is all about Eagle football and tailgating so that gets bonus points.

    Booze:  This is the closest FBS city to Savannah, and I wasn’t going to cover a game at a school (Savannah St) that is dropping to D2.  So this recipe goes here.

    This picture was taken with the finest potato

    Chatham Artillery Punch

    2 cups sweet red wine
    2 cups strong tea
    2/3 cup rum
    1/2 cup packed brown sugar
    1/2 cup rye whiskey
    1/2 cup orange juice
    1/3 cup gin
    1/3 cup brandy
    1/3 cup lemon juice
    1 bottle dry champagne

    Mix all ingredients except champagne. Cover and refrigerate for several days. Stir in champagne just before serving.

    Some recipes suggest burying in the ground for a few days to a few weeks.  This recipe dates back to the Revolutionary War, so refrigeration may be an appropriate substitution.

    Game of the Century of the Week

    Georgia Tech @ Miami, Coral Gables, FL

    This series is tied at 11-11 all time, but that isn’t the important stat.  What is important?  Remember how the ACCCG was originally played in Jacksonville, then Tampa, because FSU and Miami were going to be in it all the time?

    Number of ACC titles since the split into divisions:  GT 1, Miami 0.  Number of Coastal division title:  GT 4, Miami 0.

    Top 25

    The rankings are starting to look more like the traditional ones, with a few obvious exceptions. 

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Falling out:  Oregon, Wake Forest, Oklahoma, Duke.

  • Thursday Afternoon Links

    And lo, it is Thursday. The day before the end of the week. My brain has finally managed to rend its way free of this illness miasma and worked today. It was crazy maintaining the same thought for more than five minutes.

    That sonofabitch Trump MADE Puerto Rican officials withhold hurricane relief.

    Can one be a Nazi and also part of (((New World Order)))? Asking for my friend, Don.

    That sonofabitch Trump is pissing off state insurance regulators? I read these articles and articles posted by certain other people like Russians used to read Pravda. I assume this will be at worst no less effective than the status quo, and at worst positively affect some people’s ability to receive affordable healthcare.

    SugarFree’s pancreas may not work, but he had plenty of spleen to vent about Slate proposing the Library of Congress take over Gawker. I’m trying to think of a good off-line analogy. Maybe they should take over Playboy now that its a bombed out shell of its former self.

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug — 80s Hair Metal, lazy edition.

  • A Comparison of Cabotage Maritime Regulations Worldwide – Part 3 (of 3)

    Continuing to elaborate upon my previous themes on Maritime Regulation/Deregulation. (here, here and here).

    Part 1
    Part 2

    Asia – China and Taiwan.

    The focus of the paper by Lee, Wu and Lee (2011) is on the liberalization of trade between Taiwan and the PRC as a result of the Economic Cooperation Framework Agreement (ECFA) which was signed and came into effect in mid-2010 – and the resulting expected adjustments in trade surpluses. The removal of import/export tariffs (excepting agricultural goods) reveals an increasing trade imbalance favoring Taiwan over the PRC, but the article does include some interesting notes on the cabotage policies between the nations. Specifically, while historically trade between the PRC and Taiwan was routed through third party ports in Japan, Korea and Hong Kong, as a result of liberalization, since 2008 direct trade has been permitted – although only by PRC and Taiwanese flagged ships (Lee, 186).

    As part of the PRC’s overarching “One China” policy, direct trade between the PRC and Taiwan is considered “domestic” trade and only permitted by “domestically” flagged vessels – which in this case is comprised of ships flagged by either the PRC or Taiwan. Although the authors resist speculating on this point, the resulting trade imbalance previously referenced appears to be an acceptable calculated loss on the part of the PRC leadership as it allows them opportunities to speak to the “One China” policy and include both the imports and exports under the greater Chinese economic umbrella and perhaps the establishment of further precedents through trade routes and associated dependencies (Lee, 187).

    ASEAN

    In researching barriers to effective and efficient shipping services in the inter-ASEAN region, Tongzon and Lee (2016) conducted a series of interviews with various representatives of trade organizations, shipping corporations (government and privately owned) and associated logistics service providers. To limit the scope of the study, three countries were selected as representatives to be extrapolated from – Malaysia for the more developed economies, followed by Vietnam and Myanmar to represent the least developed countries (Tongzon, 410).

    Cabotage legislation is specifically identified as a contributing barrier to increased maritime trade over the course of the discussions – and as the authors note, while Malaysia and Vietnam both employ cabotage policies, they are considered market-responsive. Malaysia is specifically noted for making exceptions for container traffic to and from Port Klang, as well as permitting shippers to opt out of restrictions by paying certain taxes and fees – although these may also be exempted if there is no Malaysian vessel available meeting the requirements (Tongzon, 416).

    It should be noted that while acknowledged, cabotage policies as an average are less of a concern amongst the interviewees responding on behalf of the three featured countries than port infrastructure limitations or shortages of trained personnel. Similarly, while Malaysia is a more traditionally and historically a maritime nation due to geographic concerns than Vietnam or Myanmar, neither of the archipelagic nations of Indonesia or the Philippines were reviewed in this paper. The recent contrasting legislation passed in each of those countries – increasingly strict cabotage limitations in Indonesia over the past several years following the initial passage of Maritime Law No 17 of 2008 (Yee), and the amending in 2015 of the Jones Act-esque “Republic Act of 1937” in the Philippines (Yee), which opened up domestic traffic to international carriers in the process of importing or exporting goods – would provide an interesting counterpoint for future research.

    Conclusion

    In reviewing the current literature available on the topic, there does not appear to be a large volume of academic research addressing the specifics of individual nations’ cabotage policies or legislation. As a matter of self-interest, this topic appears to be of more value to various stakeholders, special interest groups and associated government partners who tend to commission their own studies as a means of influencing policymakers (MARAD).

    While there is literature advocating new policies and technologies for shippers to implement – framed in public policy theory terms, the authors are in some cases unwilling or unable to recommend policy stances that would strengthen the persuasiveness of their arguments and give more rationale for reasonable implementation – Perakis and Denisis (2008), and Medda and Trujillo (2010). In contrast, Brooks and Frost (2004) are fully cognizant of the limitations imposed by the current regulatory frameworks and openly recommend changes that would prove efficient and beneficial to multiple parties – in keeping with the pre-existing trade arrangements.

    Traditionally, countries have tended to be protectionist to industries considered critical to national security, but in the 21st century as manufacturing efficiencies have been diversified and shipping specialties have been outsourced, that argument has grown increasingly stale, particularly when considering the comparatively small groups that benefit from associated protectionism at the expense of nearly the entire whole. As a function of free trade agreements in particular, the removal of cabotage restrictions between partners should be a serious consideration from this point forward.

    In approaching future research considerations on this topic, it would be valuable to first collate all outstanding cabotage legislation on a country by country basis and utilize that as a framework for determining economic impacts – along a framework similar to that utilized by Lewis (2013). Although there are obvious distinctions and variations between countries, a common database would allow comparison between data points such as ship flagging requirements, crewing requirements, maintenance or operation taxes and other economic [dis]incentives. With that information available to hand, it would be a simpler matter to correct for comparative gains and losses associated with these policies and recommend more specific or targeted policy adjustments with accuracy.

    Some links don’t work based on library links – article information provided in case anyone else wants to look them up later:

    Lee, Tsung-Chen, Chia-Hsuan Wu and Paul T.-W Lee.  “Impacts of the ECFA on Seaborne Trade Volume and Policy Development for Shipping and Port Industry in Taiwan.”  Maritime Policy and Management.  Vol 38: No. 2, (2011): 169-189.  Web.  12 Jun. 2016.

    < www-tandfonline-com.proxy.lib.odu.edu/doi/full/10.1080/03088839.2011.556674#abstract>

    Tongzon, Jose L. & Sang-Yoon Lee.  “Achieving an ASEAN Single Shipping Market: Shipping and Logistics Firms’ Perspective.”  Maritime Policy and Management.  Vol 43: No. 4,     (2016): 407-419.  Web.  11 Jun. 2016.

    <www-tandfonline-com.proxy.lib.odu.edu/doi/full/10.1080/03088839.2015.1105393#abstract>

  • Thursday Morning Links

    Banjos is home safe and sound and I can finally relax about being stuck a single parent.  Jesus, that was not an easy three days. You’ll also note the earlier links are back because my wife is. So thank her instead of my lazy ass.

    Dusty “The Lizard” Baker played a little game of Serbian Jew Double-bluff and ended up starting an allegedly under-the-weather Stephen Strasburg. The righty threw a 12-strikeout masterpiece as the Nats thumped the Cubs 5-0 to force Game 5 today.  The winner will fly to Los Angeles to face the Dodgers starting Saturday.

    Aaron Judge

    And on the junior circuit, the fucking Yankees came back from two games down to beat the Indians 5-2.  They probably already had their bags packed for Houston and will probably be there by the time I write this.  That series starts tomorrow. The win was an act of redemption for Joe Girardi, who failure to replay a call earlier in the series had every talking head going insane.  He still probably left CC Sabathia in a little too long, but a comedy of errors by Cleveland in the top of the ninth sealed the deal and made that a long-forgotten memory.  In related news, Aaron Judge accumulated three golden sombreros in the five game series.  He struck out a total of 16 times over the five games.  He avoided the record-tying fifth strikeout in a nine inning game by meekly slapping the ball down the third base line to end the top of the ninth.  Man, Jobu has not been kind to him this postseason. But they advance, which is all that matters.

    USA Soccer still sucks. And that mighty Troy team that went in and beat LSU on their home field played South Alabama last night. And they got beat 19-8. That’s how bad LSU is (and how bad pre-season pollsters were slotting them at #12 and 13 in the coaches and writers polls respectively). Still not as bad as their miss on Florida State being #3, but the hurricane and the Francois injuries have the Seminole snakebit this year.

    Last but not least, the Penguins beat the Capitals. Because that’s what they do.

    Alrighty. You people want links? I’ll give you links. Oh yeah, here are…the links!

    Remember that crazy little fat fuck who lords over North Korea?  Well he’s back in the news shooting his mouth off.  I swear, Trump has played him better than he’s playing the NFL. Wildcard, bitches!!!!!

    OK, seriously, who farted?

    Alec Baldwin: litterer, psychopath, anti-Italian xenophobe. But hey, at least he didn’t call this guy a faggot or berate an 11-year old child. So he’s making progress.

    The latest news on the California wildfires ravaging wine country. Hint: its all bad.  Stay safe NorCal Glibs.  You’re in our thoughts and  prayers.

    Fight Club: The Early Years. Oh, except for the fact that the plot is actually coherent and the people involved were not doing so freely.  Jesus, I hope those fuckers involved in this end up thrown under the jail.

    Murderer?

    Well here’s a thought-provoking (and hopefully comment-generating) story. It’s a pretty fucked up situation, but those are the ones that drive law and policy.  Weigh in below!

    Texas Governor Greg Abbott says Texas is about to get “rolled” on the Harvey aid package. If by “rolled”, he means they won’t get the freebies other places have gotten after storms, then he needs to practice what he preaches and call for fiscal sanity.  But that never happens. (Bonus local link of eye candy from Austin City Limits)

    I don’t usually go for live versions, but its kinda impossible not to for this song.

    We hit our 300 thousandth comment yesterday. You guys are the absolute greatest! Thank you so much for being a part of this little experiment.

  • Wednesday Afternoon Links

    Good news, everyone! The fence people showed up today. By this weekend, I’ll be able to skinny dip again without all of those complaints. My lawyer got the charges dropped, but the prosecutor said that if my neighbors with the young kids had been home, it would be the sex offender list for life. Separately, fuck those bums on the US Commie Football Team. If a single one of them had played with an ounce of heart in the qualifying tournament, instead of assuming their inclusion as a foregone conclusion, they’d be in today. Bums. This is how you play football (bonus link). You think D-battery night at an Eagles game is a bad idea…

    BUMS!

    Live by administrative rule-making, die by administrative rulemaking. As someone pointed out, following this to its logical end would create problems for IUDs and other post conceptive anti-implantation birth control, but some sort of Metal Rule applies.

    Congressional pharmacist: “Its worse than you think. ”

    OMWC needs to raise his game. Some other asshole is using drone tech to attempt to lure kids*.

    *This has all the makings of a completely false moral panic

    Lol. “I want you to kick me in the jimmy as hard as you can!”

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug — 80s Movie Soundtrack Edition