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  • Thursday Morning Links

    Well the Federer-Nadal semifinal plans got upset last night by Juan Martin del Potro. He took Federer down when the latter made a series of uncharacteristic errors and yakked away the third set even though he had seven chances to put it away.  And on the ladies side, its an all-American semifinal after Keys and Vandeweghe won their matches.  I don’t know what ESPN’s on-air personalities will do with themselves. They’ve been cheerleading for all four ladies for a week now. How are they gonna be able to pick sides now that they’ve got their wish?

    In baseball, we’ve got two serious streaks going. The Indians ran theirs to 14 games with a win over the White Sox and the D-backs got their brooms out to sweep the Dodgers, extending theirs  to a team-record 13. Elsewhere, the BIG RED MACHINE took down the reeling Brewers. The Twinks got a big win against the Rays (while the Yankees and Orioles got rained out and the Angels lost!). The Cubbies only managed one run, but it was enough against the Bucs. The Red Sox had their smartwatches working against Team Canada. The Cardinals won and inched closer to the Rockies, who are most definitely looking over their shoulder after losing. The Nationals won. And lastly, the Astros remained hot, winning their seventh in a row.

    We all have people we’re worried about in Florida, so let’s jump into that and more important stuff in…the links!

    Turn right, you bitch!

    Irma’s track seems to be tightening and Miami is not gonna like what they are about to see. Expectations are for the storm to skirt the entire east coast of the state and then come inland around central Georgia to Charleston, SC.  But you never know with these things.  All you Glibs down that way, hunker down and keep us posted. Our thoughts and prayers are with you and your loved ones.

    Sometimes these storms bring out the best in people. And sometimes the exact opposite happens. I guess after Arpaio got pardoned and Clarke retired, this guy saw some shoes to fill. What an asshole.

    Red states and Blue states face off in a civil settlement case over the Second Amendment.  Or something like that.

    So USAToday is doxxing 4500 members of Trump golf courses. Why? Because apparently they get special access to the President.  And there are 50 execs of companies with government contracts on that list. So they’re obviously trying to buy influence.  You know, because no rich people ever joined exclusive country clubs before the Age Of Trump. Nosiree! They bought influence the old-fashioned way: by donating huge sums to foundations and by buying nights in the White House.

    The blushing bride! Awwwwww.

    For Mexico, one man don do wedding with crocodile. You heard that right.

    (It was covered yesterday, but here’s a bonus link from our new favorite place just for the title: Woman wan troway poo-poo, come trap for window. God, I love the internet.)

    How do Texans feel about the demon weed? Pretty mellow, man.

    Stickin’ with the theme for the week. (Which would have been easier if it hadn’t have been pre-empted on Monday.)

    Lift something heavy today. And be proud of yourself for doing so.

  • Wednesday Afternoon Links

    Welp, I can be sure that bitch Irma is no longer heading for me, as the county schools are closing down tomorrow and Friday. This guarantees Irma will pass us by and I will be trapped in my house with my family for the next two days. Vhyrus and JB have both not yet made offers to have me drive down and do something (anything!) to get away. But for you Glibs in South and East Florida, the offer to JB made in the Morning Links comments is good for all. Send me contact info at the submit@glibertarians.com email address and I’ll stand ready to help next week as soon as Irma passes through. Lemme know what you need if you get hit but can still communicate. And now… the links!

    If anyone has 400 gallons of gas in South FL, this guy’s post may be inspiring. Not sure Austin, TX is the place for that.

    Secure your power grid, Turkey!

    I’m not saying Irma was caused by aliens, but the USAF is scrambling to launch a X-37 ahead of landfall.

    Nurses arrested for mourning the loss of a treasure.

    This is a little throwback to when heroin was fun the second (3rd?) time.

  • How to craft a narrative, Part One: The media’s use of “Experts” and “Studies”

    File:2011資訊月-安心亞1 (6486759931) (2).jpgThe all-encompassing nature of mass media is relatively new to the human experience. By and large, humans throughout history have only been immersed in the “news” of their family and their neighbors. News, in the regional, national, and global sense, was a triviality ridden into town on the back of a camel, a donkey, or a horse. It wasn’t until the 19th century that reliable, near-real-time national media coverage was normalized through national daily newspapers. It wasn’t until the mid-20th century that the nation, and later the world, was shrunk down and neatly packaged in a tiny box in every family’s living room. That growing scope of awareness, combined with the growth of media titans created what is now known as the “mainstream media.”

    An apt analogy, shipwrecked and leaning to the left
    Run aground

    These days, the power of the mainstream media wanes. Internet-based alternatives have exposed people to stories that the mainstream media deemed “unfit to print.” Gaffe after gaffe has eroded the trust society once had in the mainstream media. However, Rome didn’t fall in a day, nor will the mainstream media. Their power to craft narratives still exists, and is still quite powerful.

    What power does the media hold over society and voters?

    There are essentially two theories about the level of power the media holds over their customers. The Agenda-Setting Theory asserts that media can set the cultural agenda. They can’t control what people think, but they can control what people think about. For any observant consumer of media, this is obvious. It’s quite curious how Confederate statues that have been standing for a century are all of a sudden a “crisis.” People in the real world are talking about racism because the media has been hammering on the “alt-right nazis” incessantly for months. On the other hand, hardly anybody is talking about the looming debt ceiling issue? Of course, once the Nazi crisis subsides, the debt ceiling will become front-page news, and Trump will be “leading from behind” and “holding the American people hostage” and a dozen other focus group tested insults with no substance.

    That leads into the second theory, the Framing Theory, which asserts that media can alter people’s opinions on topics by “framing” the issue in a way that lends toward one conclusion. In the past, subtle framing was required. The media would put a “thumb on the scale.” These days, the “mask has slipped,” and media sets a whole body-positive intersectional feminist on the Progressive side of the scale. Framing can work in many ways, but two of them are the favorites of mainstream media outlets. “Telegraphing” is the use of value biased terms and phrases in the description of an issue, subtly (or not so subtly) telling consumers who the “good guys” and the “bad guys” are.

    For example, let’s contrast CNN’s coverage of Trump’s struggles getting the wall funded with the Telegraph’s coverage:


     

    Two articles from two news services. Both critical of Trump. CNN sows dissent between GOP leadership and Trump. The Telegraph highlights Trump’s lack of leadership on getting the wall built. CNN’s framing of the issue furthers their narrative that “even the right-wingers think Trump’s unhinged.” It fuels the “fractures within the party” narrative that is tied to the “Trump’s unhinged” one.

    In contrast, The Telegraph is pushing the narrative that Trump is a loose cannon, and can’t actually get anything done. The “impotent president” narrative is disfavored in US media right now (because he needs to be seen as a potent purveyor of racism given the crisis du jour), but in the UK media, the “impotent president” narrative is king.

    Media is showing that the Framing Theory is correct. They can not only set the agenda, but they can also influence the beliefs of their consumers. People are seeing Nazis under their bed, and the media are the ones who are fueling this hallucination.

    Narrative Crafting Tactic #1: “Scientific” “Credibility” through “Experts” and “Studies”

    Hihnnnnnnnnn
    Mad Scientist

    Many people can see right through the transparent BS of a commentator spewing their unsupported opinions. Only the true believers are swayed by an emotional screed (pathos… speech 101). However, a well-sourced and dispassionately asserted scientific truth is compelling to a neutral audience (logos… again, speech 101). The media have leveraged this to the utmost, using “experts” and “studies” to push their social and political goals in a way that compels the neutral audience. As libertarians, we tend to be skeptical of the BS social science journalism that ends up filling a 30 second segment at the end of the nightly news. However, the disease is much more widespread than that.

    Let’s do a case study. I’ve pulled a random health article from CNN.com.

    Babies are being put to sleep unsafely according to a STUDY!!!!!

    (CNN)Despite a 23-year campaign urging that babies be put to bed on their backs, only 43.7% of US mothers report that they both intend to use this method and actually do so all the time, according to a new study.

    This sounds like an epidemic!!! Well, let’s go to the study:

    RESULTS: Of the 3297 mothers, 77.3% reported they usually placed their infants in the supine position for sleep

    Wait, what?? What’s the difference here? Well, the devil is in the details.

    Only 43.7% of mothers reported that they both intended to and then actually placed their infants exclusively supine.

    So, this article is based on the fact that mothers only usually placed babies on their back, but didn’t always do so. In order to warrant an article in the health section of an esteemed news outlet like CNN, the risk from babies sleeping on their stomachs must be enormous!

    There were about 3,700 sudden unexpected infant deaths in the US in 2015, according to the CDC. SIDS account for 1,600 of those while 1,200 are due to unknown causes and 900 were due to accidental suffocation and strangulation while in bed.

    By your powers combined, I am greatly inflated!
    Douchebag Frat Bro and the Federal Reserve Chairman

    1600 babies per year (39.4 deaths per 100,000 live births) isn’t a lot, and it’s not clear how many of those babies would have survived if they slept on their back (and how many of those SIDS babies were sleeping on their back). See, SIDS is not particularly well understood, so it’s quite unclear how safe or unsafe babies are by sleeping on their backs. Even assuming that EVERY. SINGLE. SIDS. DEATH. was because the baby was on their stomach instead of their back, babies are 0.039% safer than they were when mothers were less concerned with their baby’s sleeping position. Yet somehow, the title of the article SCIENTIFICALLY asserts that MOMS ARE ENDANGERING THEIR CHILDREN by putting them to sleep unsafely.

     

    This is but one way that media crafts a narrative by abusing scientific studies to push a social goal or undercurrent (in this case, it’s the insufficiency of mothers in taking care of their children without TOP MEN overseeing them). This doesn’t even get into the perverse incentives between government bureaucracy, the media, and university social science departments.

    In Part Two, I’ll discuss Narrative Crafting Tactic #2: “Contributors” and other talking heads as intellectuals.

     

  • Wednesday Morning Links

    Well good morning, friends. Hope all is well with you.  Which it should be, unless one of you is Ezekiel Elliott.  The NFL unsurprisingly upheld his domestic abuse suspension on appeal. Even though the only investigator that spoke to his accuser recommend that he not be disciplined because she found the case baseless.  Strangely enough (yeah, right) the NFL refused to allow his “defense” team the right to question his accuser during the discipline or appeal process.  And now he will likely miss out on millions of dollars and have his reputation tarnished because the players in the league before he even got there signed a terrible collective bargaining agreement that gave the commissioner the ability to discipline players on a  whim.  Hopefully the courts will put an end to this madness, but I’m not holding my breath.  Meanwhile, the NFL has graciously allowed Zeke to play this weekend as a judge weighs in on the discipline.

    In other sports news, the last American man is out of the US Open. In the women’s draw, both Americans won their quarterfinal matches in dramatic fashion.  In soccer, the USA managed a draw with Honduras and has fallen into fourth place in their group, which would currently put them in the position of being in a playoff with Australia or someone else from Asia to get to the world cup.  I wonder if Trump was the reason, eh Bruce Arena?  You useless twat.

    And in baseball, the Cubbies lost. The Red Sox and Team Canada played a little more than a doubleheader but it only counted for one game, in which the Red Sox prevailed.  I know because I got a notification on my Apple Watch about it. The BIG RED MACHINE took down the floundering Brewers. The Nats beat the Marlins, who are probably looking over their shoulder at Irma. The Twins fell. The Indians stayed hot. The Rockies won. The Orioles topped the Yankees . The Cards  won. The D-backs took down the Dodgers once again and tied their team-record win streak at 12.  And there Astros continue to impress with another victory.

    Well there’s the world in sports.  Now its time for the rest of the world with…the links!

    Irma: Queen Bitch

    Hurricane Irma keeps getting larger and more powerful. And she keeps pointed at Florida.  Time to get out of there, Glibs (and Vhyrus’s parents).  This is gonna be horrible.

    CNN are reeling from the fallout over a couple of fake news stories their crack investigative team put out. I guess that’s the fallout from making things up and not doing any editing while a President who is hostile to you occupies the White House.  Here’s a good idea: in that scenario, its best to tell the unvarnished truth.  (That advice also applies in all other scenarios, by the way newsmen.)

    Remember that book by Hillary’s pastor we all got a laugh about? You know, the one that elevates her to being closer to God and was written by her pastor?  Well, funny thing there…  I suppose its best for publishers and editors for this publishers to make sure books aren’t chock full of plagiarism. The book is being removed. Shillady said he’s sorry. Clinton was not reached for comment.

    In the fight against the spread of AIDS in Africa, Ghana has imported 30 million condoms. But dem no use am. The man in charge, him say is hard to scatter dem all over him country.

    Just read the Tinder date story. It’ll all make sense then.

    This is more advice than news, but if you go out on a Tinder date and take a huge poop… You know what? I’m not going to even explain what happened. I just…I just…aw, read it yourself.

    The first Harvey lawsuit just got filed. I gotta be honest with you, I wasn’t sure why they released the damns either. Did it necessarily relive pressure or merely empty the water and create more flooding than was necessary?  I guess we’re about to find out.

    I’m takin’ what they’re givin’!

    Get out of Florida!!!!!!

  • Jewsday Tuesday: Lame Excuses Thread

    OK, I had a really great theme for this week. The best theme, really. But it got away from me because it led me down some unexpected paths which need to be researched carefully. And then I got high.

    Jewsday will be back next week with my really great theme all finished. Sadly, no sex or Bible stories, but still, a really great theme, believe me.

     

    Anyway, here’s a video to hold you for the next week.

     

  • Tuesday Afternoon Links

    People in my state are freaking out. I give the people on the east coast south of Orlando a pass. They need to be prepped or out by Friday afternoon. On the other hand, Tallahassee appears to be all out of water. The storm won’t be there for a week if at all. Me, I’ve got a swimming pool with a chlorinator and a Britta pitcher. I’m good on drinking water. There were also plywood runs up here in St. Pete this weekend, which, I guess if you have to work until Friday night might be okay. I miss the days where we Floridians treated hurricanes like city pigeons treat a bus. We’ll move, but not one second earlier or one inch further than necessary. Oh, and by the way, since our governor went and declared a state of emergency for the whole state, companies can’t materially raise prices for supplies. So when that dickbag in front of you buys the last 80 bags of ice, thank the idiot price gouging laws. Rant complete. And now… the links!

     

    Wow. Talk about the best investment ever. Tillman Fertitta will buy the Houston Rockets for $2.2 BILLION. His losing bid in 1993 was $4 MILLION short of Les Alexander’s $85M. Granted, Tillman is also buying the Toyota Center and not the broke down old Summit. But damn.

     

    I have been drinking cough syrup all weekend and I didn’t try to kill my wife once.

    Lego is laying off a bunch of people, seriously Danish unemployment went up by like a whole percent.

    Politicians should be excluded from this trial of medicines that clear senescent cells from the body, lest they lose the entirety of their forebrains.

    This song may just be NSFW. Sorry, I needed something to clear my palette of that cotton candy this morning.

  • Tuesday Morning Links

    While so many of us were slacking off yesterday on that most immoral holiday of the year, there were a lot of people working to entertain us.  Some worked harder than others, like the Diamondbacks working 13 runs harder than the Dodgers. Or the Pirates working 12 runs harder than the Cubs.  Elsewhere, the Yankees beat the Orioles, while the Red Sox got rolled up by Team Canada. And my prediction of the Red Sox running away from the Yanks is proving to be premature.  The BIG RED MACHINE took down the Brew Crew, The Royals tamed the Tigers. The Indians topped the White Sox. The Rockies played the Giants. The Angels beat the Athletics (and were the only California team to win a game yesterday). The Twinks got rolled. The Nationals prevailed. And the Astros continues to play like they mean business as they took down the Mariners.

    Team England came from behind to win and put their group all but out of reach, Germany blitzed Norway. and Montenegro did their best to keep pace with Poland by taking down Romania, much to the chagrin of a particular Glib. The mens draw at the US Open is all but a collision course of Federer and Nadal, while the women’s draw is anybody’s tournament to win.  Today should settle a few things in respect to the latter, although none will be as head-scratching as the finish of the Keys-Svitolina match yesterday.  I’ve never seen momentum swing that quickly in all my life.

    Anyway, I could ramble on about sports all day, but that wouldn’t really help me accomplish my stated purpose of providing y’all with…the links!

    Stay away, bitch!

    Irma heads toward Florida. If you’re in the southeast part of that state, GTFO as quickly as possible.  You’re in for a bumpy ride.

    Want to know when thew time is right to find another scam to run? Probably when the e-book debunking your scam outsells your second book promoting it. Dude, hunker down in your mansion, find a nice couple of honeys to release your chakras, and just enjoy life. Stop doubling down. The jig is up.

    The hospital at the center of a firestorm over police abuse of power has barred cops from contact with nurses. Um, unless you start arming all your staff, I don’t see how you’re going to enforce this policy. But I do like the symbolic gesture.

    “Dear Leader, in America this is what they call a ‘side dish.’
    I know, I think its crazy too!”

    Kim kicks the sleeping bear once more. Seriously, dude is begging someone to do something stupid but so far he’s alone in that category.

    Tenants facing eviction in Harvey’s aftermath. (In before leftist calls for rent control in 3…2…1…)

    I always love hearing this song.

    Good luck out there getting back to work or continuing that grind.

  • A Libertarian Labor Day Rant

    I’ve always considered Labor Day to be a tough day to tolerate for libertarians.  Sure, a lot of us take the day off and cook out while drinking beer, but we ignore the foundation of Labor Day and the ultimate goal of those who are so supportive of it.

    Big fans of Labor Day.

    Labor Day is a sham.  It celebrates collectivization and the diminishing rights of the individual.  It degrades free will and celebrates subjugation.  It is a profoundly evil holiday because it takes the worst human instincts and elevates them.  If it was Union Day, I could celebrate it, as unions in America, entered into and exited from voluntarily, are able to function in a libertarian society.  But celebrating the working man, and pretending in the process that those who own and manage companies aren’t positively contributing, as a faceless laborer reduces him to a tool.  A tool that serves, in the case of Labor Day, the concept of a worker-controlled society.  And we all know how those have traditionally worked out.

    More fans of the Worker’s State

    So I’m gonna cook my ribs today. They’ve already been going slow and low for a couple hours now and will be ready soon.  I’ll bake some potatoes and steam some corn on the cob.  And I’ll most definitely crack a beer or two.  But I’m not going to celebrate a holiday whose strongest adherents wish to create the latest version of the failed states of the USSR, China, Venezuela, Cuba, the Khmer Rouge or any other “workers paradise” shithole where the rights of the individual were/are demolished in the name of the greater good.

     

  • Monday Morning (Labor Day) Links


    It’s been a long week and a half, friends.  I want to thank everybody that filled in for me while I was dealing with the insanity down here.  Its good to know you have friends that can lend a hand when you need them.  OMWC, Swissy, Brett L…and anybody else that jumped in to do the links: you guys were a big help to me these last 10 days. And thank you to everybody who sent their thoughts and prayers Houston’s way. It means a lot to me.  Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Someday, I’ll put everything that happened down on paper, so to speak. When the nightmares end, lol. But seriously, its been a trying time and your support has been most welcome.

    First it was sideways. Then upside-down.

    ::breathes deeply to collect thoughts::

    So how bout them Aggies?  I went ahead and tuned out at halftime, so I feel like I missed something pretty phenomenal.  No way does Sumlin survive this. So whoever out there in CFB that’s the flavor of the week, pack your bags and get ready for College Station. The Hokies also beat the Mountaineers yesterday.  The big game Saturday was a bit of a snoozer, with Bama cruising, helped a great deal by Florida State’s incessant mistakes.  And adding injury to insult, they’ve lost their QB for the year.  The Clemson band got in a bit of trolling during their halftime show, and I can’t say a negative word about it.  And Florida lost to TTUN because they still don’t know what offense is with the same coach in Gainesville for 4 years now.

    As for baseball, the Yanks took a pair from the Red Sox this weekend, tightening the AL East race.  The Astros look to have their act together, reeling off four wins in a row. The Indians won. The Orioles beat Team Canada in extra innings. The BIG RED MACHINE went down to the Pirates. The White Sox beat the Rays. The Nats and Twinks both fell. The Cardinals topped the Giants. And the D-backs beat the Rockies.  Coming down the stretch run now, and this is shaping up to be a fun end of the season.

    World Cup qualifiers are on for the next few days, and I have to say I’m not surprised at the USA’s terrible showing against the Ticos on Friday night.  Bruce Arena sucks as a game manager and he sucks as an inspirational figure.  I see a two-leg playoff against an Asian team in our future if we expect to end up in Russia next year.

    That’s it for sports.  Let’s get down to me enacting my Labor Day labor by providing you…the links!

    Pretty much sums up the crazy little bastard.

    Kim Jong Un plays the biggest game of chicken imaginable. One can only hope a coalition of potential targets are formulating a defensive plan that eventually leads to a freer Nork people and no bloodshed. But I’m not holding my breath.

    Some more about the missile test and Trump’s reaction…in pidgin!

    President Trump will end DACA program. Gives Congress six months to fix it before ending the policy of federal agencies ignoring the law as written and applying it evenly regardless of age. Hopefully this will result in a better legal and consistently enforced immigration policy instead of the “turn a blind eye (sometimes)” approach. But that’s there job of our legislature, not the whims of an Executive Branch who decides what laws to enforce and which ones to conveniently ignore.

    Could somebody get a balm for that man?  Oh, never mind. He’s dead.

    I remember being proud of the GOP Senators and Reps that refused to sign off on the Sandy relief package because it wasn’t a stand-alone bill and had a bunch of other legislative pork attached to it.  Let’s see if they have any principles and do the same thing now that Treasury Secretary Mnuchin is already demanding strings get tied to any Harvey relief.  Ted Cruz, I’m looking at you especially.

    L.A. battles blaze.

    Not to be forgotten, Los Angeles is dealing with a horrible wildfire in La Tuna Canyon. Gov Jerry Brown has declared a State of Emergency.  Stay safe, SoCal Glibs.

    Worth reading before you donate to a charity.

    Well, it is Labor Day after all. I hope at least a few of you were expecting this song.

    Have a happy and safe Labor Day.  May your BBQ be all it can be.