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  • Sunday Morning Links O’ Laughter

    I’ll try to keep it more or less light, since as predicted, Texas was utterly destroyed and we should have respect for the millions of people killed because of our withdrawal from the Paris Climate Accords.

    Brown Chicken, Brown Cow!

    Conor McGregor blames his loss on all the blood flowing out of his head to… well, see for yourself.

    When a catfight happens, the preggo usually loses.

    If they did this in Chicago, it would keep the cops too busy to be shooting people at random. (h/t np)

    When the Left eats their own, Baby Jesus stops crying for a minute or two.

    And finally, music. There may be a better female vocalist walking this planet than Kris Delmhorst, but I can’t imagine who’d that be.

  • STEVE SMITH’S SATURDAY EVENING LINKS

    STEVE SMITH STILL NOT RAPING FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN COMMENTERS, TO SHOW GOOD WILL TOWARD TEXAS ONES. PEOPLE IN WOODS OF PACIFIC NORTHWEST, NOT SO LUCKY. STEVE SMITH HAVE TO DO WHAT STEVE SMITH DOES. IT HIS NATURE. AND BY NATURE, MEAN RAPE PEOPLE OUT IN NATURE. HERE ARE LINKS;

    • STEVE SMITH ASK – “YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAD NUMBERS PUT ON PEOPLE’S ARMS?”
    • STEVE SMITH SAY, THIS MEANS WAR!
    • STEVE SMITH NOT BUY THIS HOUSE. WOULD CONSIDER RAPING ARCHITECT, HOWEVER.
    • STEVE SMITH THINK THREE WORD DIVORCE SILLY. BUT WILL STILL SAY “RAPE, RAPE, RAPE” BEFORE RAPE.
  • Trump Derangement Syndrome: A Look Back

    Exhibit A: Make America Great Again: The Musical!

    Exhibit B: War on Trump signs

    Exhibit C:

    Julien Thomas Schuessler, 20, was charged with a hit and run, reckless driving, failing to maintain lane control and was released.

    Schuessler, posted a video at 2:24 p.m. the day of the primary election, and shows him intentionally pulling off of the road and slamming through a Trump sign. When asked why he would intentionally pull off the road to hit a Trump campaign sign in such a dangerous maneuver, the driver said:

    “I did what I felt was morally right. Spread love, not hate.”

    Exhibit D: Junior Thought Police

    Exhibit E: Snowflake Meets Blowtorch

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoAmll3ViQA

    Exhibit F: ?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvQ6G48KP1E

    Exhibit G: Full Retard

    Exhibit H: Subtle, Sophisticated Satire

    Exhibit I: Sore Loser

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yLa2YAz2LI

     

     

  • Can’t Think of a Clever Title Saturday Morning Links

     

    Much news today, so I’ll keep my own non-news-related commentary to a minimum.

    Texans are all singing that old song as Hurricane Harvey bears down on them. The news media is doin’ the regular- DISASTER!!!! but the storm itself doesn’t seem to be cooperating with the narrative. Of course, as usual, Women and Minorities Hardest Hit. And the Universal Cause will certainly be invoked to explain why there hasn’t been a major hurricane landfall in the US for over 12 years, why we now got one, and why it’s less devastating than originally predicted. That’s the power of the AGW theory, no matter what happens, it’s proved correct once again. Science FTW!

    The current piece of shit we have occupying the White House has pardoned someone who is even a bigger piece of shit, though admittedly the Arizona piece of shit has a more limited range of stink. Too bad, I really wanted to see how the sheriff would take to work camps, tents, pink underwear, moldy food, and anal rape.

    Speaking of storms and pieces of shit, here’s another example of government functionaries who, if the worst happened, I would not shed a single tear over.

    I’m thinking that the Chicago school system should put Israel in charge.

    Finally, with all the (yawwwwwn) news about yet more departures from the White House, I thought that this week’s musical selection should be from someone I think is a better Gorka.

  • STEVE SMITH’S FRIDAY NIGHT LINKS

    STEVE SMITH HEAR SOME OF FUNNY GLIBERTARIANS HAVE TROUBLE WITH GIANT STORM. SO STEVE SMITH GIVE YOU LINKS, AND PROMISE TO RAPE YOU LAST. OR MAYBE FIRST. STEVE SMITH NOT SURE JUST YET. SO HAVE LINKS WHILE HE FIGURE IT OUT. IT NOT EASY OUT THERE FOR A RAPESQUATCH.

    1. STEVE SMITH MUST DECRY EFFORTS OF AMATEURS. WHY IT TAKE ARMY TO RESTORE ORDER. STEVE SMITH COULD DO IT FOR FREE.
    2. WHEN STEVE SMITH READ SOMETHING POLITICIANS DO IS “HISTORIC“, EVEN HE MAKE SURE TO SAFEGUARD SELF AGAINST RAPE!
    3. WHILE A BIT BUTT-KISSY OF COPS, STEVE SMITH THINK THIS A GOOD SCREED.
    4. BANKSQUATCH SPEAKS!
    5. STEVE SMITH HAVE SO MANY FRENCH AND POLITICAN JOKES TO MAKE FOR THIS, HE CANNOT DECIDE. TELL STEVE SMITH YOURS.

    STEVE SMITH HOPE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE OK FROM STORM. HAS DECIDED TO RAPE THEM LAST.

  • Firearms Friday: Saturday Night Specials

    If only it was this easy

    One of the questions I often ask myself (other ‘can I afford a new gun?’ and ‘Is she over 18?’) is: Why do statists hate poor people? Time and again we see how their policies disproportionately affect poor people in increasingly negative ways. Case in point: I have an internet buddy from Australia. Being Australian, he is predictably progressive, but he is the rare breed of progressive that agrees to disagree on certain political issues, so even though he hates guns and knows that I love them, we can still get along without him calling me a baby killer. I was talking to him once about various aspects of shooting, and I mentioned offhand how expensive guns and ammo have become. He responded that he would hope that guns and ammo are expensive. I asked him point blank: Should poor people not be allowed have guns? His response was a rather terse and unapologetic ‘no they should not’. And just like that, we get to one of the hidden pillars of gun control: Elitism.

    While the racist roots of modern gun control stemming from post reconstruction Jim Crow laws are fairly well documented, the class warfare elements are usually glossed over or hand waved away. This is true for the ‘may issue’ concealed carry permits in places like New York and Maryland which are only accessible to the rich and powerful, but it is even more stark when you look at the case of ‘Saturday night special’ laws. For those unaware, ‘Saturday night special’ is a slang term for inexpensive mass produced and usually low caliber handguns. Such guns were very popular among the poor, especially among working class black families in high crime neighborhoods. Obviously, we can’t have affordable firearms for black poor people, lest they wander off the plantation and find a sense of agency along the way. Thus, the anti-gun politicians went after these guns under the dubious claim that criminals were using them as burner guns at a disproportionately high rate. In point of fact there is no actual basis to this claim, but why let facts stand in the way of good old fashioned civil rights infringement. The gun control act of 1968 (back when people named their bills honestly) specifically banned these cheap imports by implementing a points system requirement for imported handguns based on size, caliber, and a host of other useless and outdated features. Fun fact: imported Glocks cannot pass the import system in their factory configuration. The ones built in Austria for import to the US (which I assume is all of them) are equipped from the factory with expensive target sights, which are removed and replaced with the standard combat sights after they make it stateside. This is also why many smaller imported pistols have ridges on their triggers. Apparently the ridges make them ‘target triggers’ which give them enough points to pass importation. Same goes for those beloved finger grooves on the smaller Glocks. They are ‘target grips’ required for importation. No, I am not making a word of this up, in case you somehow think that gun control laws could not actually be this arbitrary. Oh, and government agencies are exempt from these restrictions, of course, because no real gun control law is complete without a hefty side order of cop carve outs.

    What? Criminals don’t obey the law? Not even gun control laws?

    The effects of these laws on the underprivileged cannot be understated. A criminal does not care about the price of a gun. He can barter for one using drugs or other contraband. He can obtain them from criminal associates. He can simply steal one from an empty house or unattended vehicle. A poor law abiding person cannot, or more precisely will not, engage in these sorts of activities, and therefore is simply artificially priced out of the market. There was even a study done that shows that mid and high priced guns are more common as crime guns than cheap burners. Apparently criminals shop for quality and caliber over price. The purpose of these laws are simple: keep the proles disarmed and unable to fight back against their betters. The ruling class would rather have the poor defenseless in the street against criminals and their own corrupt police than allow them to defend themselves and risk a riot or power struggle.

    Good thing such a blatant and obvious infringement would surely attract the attention of the various professional victims minority empowerment organizations who would immediately oppose and dismantle such a racist, elitist law, wouldn’t it? You bet it would! In 2003, the NAACP filed a federal lawsuit over the availability of handguns to minority communities. Oh wait, silly me! They filed suit against a number of firearms manufacturers for making and selling so called ‘Saturday night specials’ to minority communities. Huh… kinda went the other way with that one. Surely the NAACP values the self defense rights of minorities over oppressive disarmament schemes? I mean, it’s not like the NAACP is completely morally bankrupt or anything, right?

    Right?

  • What are We Reading? August 2017

    SugarFree

    After the Matt Helm novels, I had to go back and read the first ten Destroyer books again. There’s was no particular reason I stopped at ten, just felt like a nice number. I’m not sure how many times I’ve read these books since I was a kid. I’ve read the series to #112, Brain Storm, and I have read all of the novels that Murphy and Sapir have written at least twice (i.e. the first 55 of them.) They are like corn chips; cheap, not very filling, salty and delicious. But reading them back-to-back shows the cracks in the formula and the wearying nature of that sort of serial fiction where at least 5% of the book is just recapitulation the set-up and background.

    In my quest to read things I wouldn’t normally try, I’ve been working my way through the John Maddox Roberts SPQR detective series, set in late-Republic Rome. This is a two-fold departure for me because I don’t read much detective fiction nor do regularly indulge in historical fiction. I’m up to the 7th book and find them very enjoyable. There is another ancient-Rome-detective series by Steven Saylor, Roma Sub Rosa, that appears to cover the exact same period. I’ll try it out in a year or so and see which is better. I’m not such a history buff that inaccuracies annoy me, so YMMY.

    jesse.in.mb

    Calexit #1. Matteo Pizzolo writes a near-future dystopia set in a besieged Los Angeles. While coming at it from a lefty slant he manages to humanize the people caught up in events regardless of side. I’m looking forward to future issues to see where he takes the series.

    A Canticle for Leibowitz. Walter M. Miller, Jr.’s 1960 novel about the collapse of society after a nuclear Holocaust, and a Catholic order founded by a Jewish weapons tech meant to keep whatever is left of civilization alive as benighted populists try to punish the literate for bringing down the fire. I was listening to this on the drive east and missed most of the saber rattling with North Korea. By the time I got caught up the novel felt frustratingly timely. Fuck.

    Little Boy Lost. I picked up this J. D. Trafford novel as a Kindle First and started reading it shortly after passing through St. Louis where the novel is set. The setting was painted lovingly and I’m massively frustrated that I didn’t get Bosnian food while there. The whodunnit aspect of the story had a great cadence although the solution was telegraphed too early. The novel touches on issues of class and race without feeling hamfisted, which is surprising these days.

    JW

    I’m reading Altered Carbon by Richard Morgan. Very enjoyable read and soon to be a series by Netflix. Recommended by SugarFree. SugarFree is a king among men–handsome, rich, virile—and the best friend I have ever had. I love SugarFree and he certainly didn’t write this for me.

    Gojira is re-reading the entire Lord of the Rings series, starting with the Silmarillion. He’s already on the last book. He hadn’t read them since college and forgot that they aren’t just the origin of so many fantasy tropes, but are actually fantastic books and a real joy to read.

    Old Man With Candy

    I’m doing a read and a re-read of two older books. In the former category, Garry Wills’s Inventing America is a deep dive into the background and creation of the Declaration of Independence, one of the most remarkable documents in human history. It’s not light reading, structured more as something like a PhD dissertation (back in the days before po-mo took over the academy), but it’s endlessly fascinating. Besides a detailed look at the creation and editing of the document, Wills makes a compelling case that the intellectual roots lie less with Locke and more with Hutcheson.

    The Vintage Mencken is a grab bag of essays and excerpts from the Bard of Baltimore, assembled by Alistair Cooke. Harsh, cynical, on point, and delightfully crafted prose, this is something you can pick up and dive into anywhere. It has been said that history never repeats itself, but it often rhymes, and reading Mencken’s political essays, one is struck by the truth of this aphorism.

    Riven

    So, I’ve been reading the Sandman Slim series. Right now I’m on book #5, Kill City Blues, and it’s been a lot of fun so far. I think the author does a decent job of giveth and taketh-away from the eponymous Slim, so he never really gets too overpowered. (And he doesn’t even walk away intact from some fights, which is fun, too.) Granted, you know he’s not going to get curb-stomped into oblivion because, c’mon, there are four more books after this one. But the author has built an interesting universe, and that helps me stay interested since I’ve always been one for the sundry details. All of the Heaven/Hell, God/Lucifer stuff is particularly fascinating to me, what with my very tenuous, Sunday school arts and crafts Bible background. Overall, I’ll finish the series unless something heinous happens in the next two or three books. I thank SugarFree again for the recommendation and for helping me realize that reading really can be fun. (It was for a long time when I was young, and then somewhere along the way it felt like anything I read needed to challenge me. Just like every movie doesn’t need to be Citizen Kane, not every book needs to be Crime and Punishment.)

    Brett L.

    Jesse and SF talked me into hate-reading Urban Enemies which featured a number of throwaway stories written from the perspective of the villain of some of the day’s hottest urban fantasy series. Most of it was mailed in. They can buy me $12 worth of drinks, each. Much more fun urban fantasy is John Conroe’s latest Demon Accords novel, Winterfall. Conroe delights in finding new and destructive ways for his demigod characters to kill people. There’s no pretense to it, just ever cooler ways of killing bad guys. I’ve read the whole series and had fun with all of them. Finally, I re-read The Half-Made World. I don’t know how to summarize this book. Animistic gods that have taken to inhabiting guns and trains respectively have squared off in a world that isn’t quite finished and can change in response to the people who inhabit it. One old man could undo both sides. A chase ensues. It’s set in a weird wold like China Meiville does, but toned down so that it doesn’t take over the whole story.

    I also read The Midnight Assassin, a non-fiction recounting of Austin’s first serial killer by long-time Texas Monthly feature writer Skip Hollandsworth. I think all of the reviews are correct. It is a good recounting, but frustrating because nobody knows who the killer was. But do stay until the end for a fun speculation on a Jack the Ripper connection.

    SP

    Revisiting Agatha Christie, re-reading some books by OMWC’s Favorite Jew, and beginning Italian Short Stories for Beginners (because I’m now 19% fluent according to Duolingo).

    sloopyinca

    I’m currently engrossed in Fun With Dick and Jane. If Puff gets run over at the end, I’ll be mightily pissed.

    Playa Manhattan

    Here’s my lame excuse for not reading: I’ve been gambling away my kids’ college funds in Vegas. But it’s OK, I have a system, and any moment now, the winning will start. I did begin reading this, but after ten minutes, my lips got tired. I figure that after the past few days, I’m due, and that’s really more important than that stupid math shit.

    Heroic Mulatto

    Pimps don’t read; they compose literature reviews. One article accepted with revisions, two other articles being prepared for submission, and one paper submitted for a conference.

  • Friday Morning Links

    With hurricane Harvey descending upon the Gulf Coast, Sloopy took off a day earlier than planned to take his daughter to college, leaving me to be the substitute teacher morning links provider.

    Stay safe, hug your loved ones, stock up on booze.  This hurricane is going to be a bitch.

  • Week 0 College Football Preview

    It isn’t the real start of the season, that is next weekend. But there are five games being played this weekend in FBS, so might as well get started. Like the short week itself with a lack of interesting games, this preview is mostly dull, too. It will get better next week, honest.

    Rivalry of the Week

    Hawaii @ UMass, Amherst, MA

    These border states (I am standing by it. If you go the correct Northwestish angle from Hawaii, the next state you hit is MA) have played a total of **ONE** time previously, with Hawaii winning 46-40 in 2016. Stubhub has seats starting at $15, so you better get on it.

    Tailgate of the Week

    Stanford vs Rice, Sydney, AU

    Kangaroos, Koalas, Drop Bears, and college football. This location has everything you would expect from an opening weekend. Stanford and Rice kick off their seasons in the land of poisonous beasts and plants. My understanding is that normal college football rules will be used in the 1st and 4th quarters, but Aussie rules will be used in quarter 2 and Rugby League rules in quarter 3.

    Rice leads the all-time series 3-2, but Stanford has won the last two, dating back to 1964.

    Brewpub: Redoak Boutique Beer Café looks like a good spot to hit before or after the game, but I will let our locals throw in their two cents? pence? pesos? worth.

    Booze: The 1778

    50ml Gin
    10ml Apple Schnapps
    30ml Wild Hibiscus and Rosella Syrup
    10ml Lime Juice
    1 Finger Lime, Muddled
    Wattle
    Chill a martini glass with ice.
    In a mixing glass, muddle finger lime. Fill with ice then add all ingredients and stir until chilled. Discard ice from martini glass. Fine strain the mixture into Martini glass. Garnish with wattle. What the hell is a wattle? The chicken neck thing?

    Wattle?

    Game of the Week

    Oregon St @ Colorado St, Ft Collins, CO

    There are only five FBS games this weekend, so this is the best I can do.

    Not that anyone cares, but the series is tied at 1-1, with the last game played in 1975.

    Preseason Top 25

    1. LSU 4.790
    2. South Carolina 4.731
    3. Georgia Tech 4.722
    4. Mississippi St 4.657
    5. UCLA 4.646
    6. Duke 4.645
    7. Auburn 4.626
    8. Texas A&M 4.622
    9. Clemson 4.617
    10. Notre Dame 4.591
    11. California 4.570
    12. Mississippi 4.568
    13. Georgia 4.541
    14. Alabama 4.510
    15. Purdue 4.502
    16. Utah 4.496
    17. Michigan 4.489
    18. Oregon 4.479
    19. Texas 4.478
    20. Boston College 4.471
    21. Tennessee 4.470
    22. Pittsburgh 4.468
    23. Nebraska 4.467
    24. Texas Tech 4.466
    25. Arizona St 4.454

    Methodology: The rating is calculated assuming that the team in question (let’s say, LSU, for this example) wins the rest of their games. Which, at this point, means they go undefeated, but the rest of the games go according to projections (the projections are just based on end of 2016 rankings). The rating numbers of these hypothetical undefeated teams are then used to compute the rankings. So, at this point, it is basically a ranking of Strength of Schedule. As the season goes on, future schedules will become less important and results of games actually played will become more important.

    Editor’s note: Link included at the request of a founder

  • Thursday Afternoon Expiatory Links

    Since I was responsible for the Eclipse Day Afternoon Links lateness, I am going to do the Afternoon Links today to make up for it. I will try to give a little something for everyone:

    • I am not sure how to snark this story. Something, something Nigerian email scam? Um…fit for a tabloid indeed?
    • Feel free to make hot/fire jokes and “I’d like to have her be my first responder!” snarks.
    • I thought this only happened in cartoons and bad sitcoms?
    • Monument and renaming fever hits Chicago. Mayor gets crabby and Italians get steamed?

    And to really show how sorry I am…FEEL FREE TO POST AS MANY OF YOUR OWN LINKS AS YOU WANT. I SHAN’T SAY A WORD!