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  • Monday Afternoon Link: Eclipse Edition

    Houston man charged with trying to plant bomb at Confederate statue in Hermann Park

    A Houston man has been charged with trying to plant explosives at the statue of Confederate officer Richard Dowling in Hermann Park, federal officials said Monday.

    Andrew Schneck, 25, who was released from probation early last year after being convicted in 2015 of storing explosives, was charged in a criminal complaint filed in federal court, Acting U.S. Attorney Abe Martinez said in a statement Monday.

    Schneck was arrested Saturday night after a Houston park ranger spotted him kneeling in bushes in front of the Dowling monument in the park, Martinez said.

    When confronted Saturday night in the park, he tried to drink some of the liquid explosives but spit it out, officials said.

    The ranger then asked if he planned to harm the statute, and he said he did because he did not “like that guy,” according to a sworn statement submitted in federal court by an FBI agent investigating the case.

    Teen pleads guilty to lesser charge in Slender Man attack (Warning: Fucking auto-play)

    One of two teenagers charged with repeatedly stabbing a classmate to impress a fictitious horror character called Slender Man has decided to plead guilty to a lesser charge.

    Fifteen-year-old Anissa Weier pleaded guilty Monday to attempted second-degree homicide as a party to a crime, with use of a deadly weapon.

    Slender Man could not be reached for comment.

    Bannon Was Set for a Graceful Exit. Then Came Charlottesville.

    With little process to speak of, tensions over policy swelled. Ideological differences devolved into caustic personality clashes. Perhaps nowhere was the mutual disgust thicker than between Mr. Bannon and Mr. Trump’s daughter and son-in-law.

    Mr. Bannon openly complained to White House colleagues that he resented how Ms. Trump would try to undo some of the major policy initiatives that he and Mr. Trump agreed were important to the president’s economic nationalist agenda, like withdrawing from the Paris climate accords. In this sense, he was relieved when Mr. Kelly took over and put in place a structure that kept other aides from freelancing.

    “Those days are over when Ivanka can run in and lay her head on the desk and cry,” he told multiple people.

    That’s it. That’s all you animals get. Be happy. (Personally, I blame the eclipse.)

    UPDATE: Swiss Servator here – I was supposed to fill in on Links duty. I failed. No fondue ration for me for a week.

  • ZARDOZ SPEAKS!

    ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. DO NOT FEAR THE SUN DISAPPEARING – ZARDOZ WILL RESTORE IT YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES…AS TEMPTING AS IT IS TO LEAVE IT HIDDEN AND FREEZE AND STARVE ALL BRUTALS.

    ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

  • Monday Morning Links

    An interesting weekend, wouldn’t you say?  Nah, you guys are too geared up for the eclipse.  Well hold your horses, its coming one way or the other. But I’m gonna touch on sports real quick.

    Of course, the Astros had a good little run going but lost yesterday.  The Dodgers lost.  Seriously, they aren’t invincible.  Well, we all knew that already. I mean, all we’ve had to do is watch them play in October for the last generation to know that. The Red Sox all but put the Yankees out of the AL East race. The Orioles lost. The BIG RED MACHINE went down. The Twins thumped the D-backs. The Indians lost. The Cubbies beat Team Canada again. The Rockies lost. The Nationals won and the Cards beat the Pirates.

    In preseason, the Steeiers beat the Dirty Birds and the Saints beat the Chargers.  And across the pond, Chelsea beat Spurs in their Wembley regular season debut, and Huddersfield Town win again.  The other usual suspects in European soccer won.

    That’s about it. Let’s get into day turning into night and other things in…the links!

    Jerry Lewis: RIP

    Jerry Lewis has passed away.  He was really old and had lived a full life, not only touching so much on the silver screen, but raising loads of money to fight Muscular Dystrophy.  Godspeed. The world is a slightly less good place without you.

    Another US warship has collided with a merchant ship.  The USS John S McCain collided with the merchant vessel in the Strait Of Malacca over the weekend. Five sailors are injured and 10 are missing.

    The Average American saves just 5% of their earnings. How does that compare to you?

    President Trump disbands federal advisory committee on climate change. Pants across the country mysteriously filled with shit and the people wearing them scramble for handouts, subsidies, and new work as the lobbying dries up.

    A Threat To Public Safety

    Violence and irrationality once again rewarded. This time at the UT-Austin campus.  Texas A&M sees their social signaling and raises them. Because that’s more important than upholding the First Amendment for a bunch of assclowns who we would all be better off if they were ignored.

    Well I told you I’d mention the total eclipse.  And I hope you enjoy reading the dumbest story imaginable that ties the eclipse to America and her history. (Hat tip to Pope Jimbo for unearthing this masterpiece of derp.)

    This guy knows what’s up today.

    Get outside and see something crazy today. And enjoy those around you.

  • ZARDOZ SUNDAY NIGHT LINKS

    ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. YOU HAVE BEEN RAISED UP FROM BRUTALITY TO SNARK THE COMMENTS THAT MULTIPLY, AND ARE LEGION. TO THIS END, ZARDOZ GAVE YOU THE GIFT OF THE LINK. THE LINK IS GOOD!

    • END STAGE SOCIALISM CONTINUES IN THE BRUTAL LAND OF VENEZUELA.
    • ZARDOZ BELIEVES YOU WOULD CALL THIS BRUTAL A “PLAYER”.
    • ZARDOZ THINKS BRUTAL NEWSPAPER DOES NOT UNDERSTAND WORD “VANDALIZED”.
    • THIS IS A CRIME THAT ZARDOZ CAN UNDERSTAND – EVEN IF HE WOULD HAVE BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS CLEANSE THE THIEVES.

    ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN LINKED.

  • Sunday Morning Fuzzy Links

    Before proceeding with links, I have to mark an event that has not occurred to me since I was a teenager- SP and I were at a party last night that got the cops called on us. I think I’m too old for that shit. This was at the house of one of the top session musicians in Chicago and he and a bunch of his friends were taking turns playing in impromptu combinations, nothing rehearsed, just great musicians jamming and playing old favorites. It was absolutely delightful. At 8:30, the cops knocked at the door and ordered the music to stop. “Someone complained.”

    “Who?”

    “We can’t tell you that.”

    “But it’s only 8:30 and we’re really not that loud.”

    “Doesn’t matter, someone complained, so you have to stop.”

    “What does the law say?”

    “Doesn’t matter, you have to stop.”

    “But what about our White Privilege?”

    “Doesn’t matter, you have to stop.”

    “Why?”

    “Doesn’t matter, I told you to stop, you need to stop. Don’t make me arrest you.”

    “Is this racism?”

    “Sir, you’re all white.”

    Perhaps the lessons of libertarianism might sink in. Naaaah. Well, anyway, all the musicians unplugged and we resumed an all-acoustic set until the wee hours. So fuck the cops, we still had fun. Sleep, not so much.

    OK, personal reminiscences over, let’s move on to links.

    The remains of the Indianapolis were found. Unfortunately, the wreckage didn’t contain the mutilated bodies of everyone named Irsay.

    Dick Gregory, who was once funny, can now be said to have been once alive.

    I’m guessing that neo-Nazis were behind this. Or Trump was. Or both. Well, at least there’s one person in this world who would make a worse babysitter than I would.

    The screaming has begun that typos are grounds for impeachment. Covfefe 2!

    In sports, modern umpires are total pussies. I can’t imagine how they could have dealt with the greatest manager of all time.

    And for our musical interlude, here is a sweet ballad of love, OMWC-style.

  • STEVE SMITH SATURDAY NIGHT LINKS

    STEVE SMITH RESTING UP FOR BIG WEEK. TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ECLIPSE TO SURPRISE PEOPLE OUT WATCHING IT. SO YOU GET LINKS BEFORE STEVE SMITH GO BACK INTO WOODS AND PRACTICE RAPE SOME HIKERS

    • MAYBE SPAIN AND FRANCE SHOULD HAVE STEVE SMITH HELP. HIM GOOD AT HUNTING PEOPLE!
    • MAKE SURE YOU FOLLOW STORY, MAYBE STEVE SMITH WILL BE FEATURED!
    • THIS MAKE STEVE SMITH WANT TO RAPE CCP LEADERS.
    • STEVE SMITH THROW BULLSH#T FLAG ON THIS.
    STEVE SMITH THANK TRIGGER HIPPIE FOR THIS
  • Civil War II: A reflection on my hot take from May

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    In May, I wrote an article about the unlikely chance of Antifa and the Alt-Right coming to blows and kicking off a civil war. The Antifa Brownshirts were agitating about impeachment at that time, but two months later, they’ve changed gears and gone after the skinheads. While that, in and of itself, isn’t of particular concern, there is a more disturbing trend emerging. Antifa feels free to organize against any “unwoke” social gathering and attempt to get some scalps. What used to be a Simon and Garfunkel concert is now a Dropkick Murphys mosh, and the cops are happy to just sit there and watch. Even if there was just a small escalation in arms between the commies and the nazis, it wouldn’t be noteworthy, except for the way that Antifa is being treated by the left and their media hack cronies.

    As I wrote in the May article:

    Although people joke about “alternative facts,” it’s not a joke. There are two prevailing agendas across the country: 1) Trump is LITERALLY HITLER and A RUSSIAN MOLE AT THE SAME TIME!!! 2) Trump is DADDY and GOD-KING OF KEKISTAN, VANQUISHER OF THE SJWs and CUCKS!!! The left has their educational and media empire churning out outrage by the gallon. The right has their independent media matching the outrage of the left.

    Antifa is smashing windows and folks like Based Stickman (who the fuck is Based Stickman and why is he called that??) are bashing Antifa heads in. People are primed to believe that the violence will do nothing but escalate.

    This dynamic is still there, and the excuse making for the violence injected by Antifa has come to a fever pitch. It wasn’t enough that Trump denounced all of the violent elements in a volatile situation. No, he specifically had to denounce the supposed “right wing” (read: non-Marxian) “hate group” (read: non-PC group). Now that he’s showing an ounce of backbone in standing up to the Prog-Fascist media, he’s LITERALLY HITLER yet again.

    Once again, we approach a crossroads. Will a critical mass of people buy the media’s angle? Will the escalating violence of Antifa be excused away as a righteous backlash against an evil President backed by a malignant social movement? Or, will people cut through the BS and hold both sides accountable for the increasing tension and violence? The first fatal blow has been struck, and it’s just a matter of time before more are landed. Will people give a collective shrug and go back to living their largely unaffected lives, or will they be galvanized to one side or the other by the unaccountable mayhem?

    I still think that a widespread conflict is quite unlikely, but let’s jump back through the portal and get comfy in the Derplight Zone once more. What factors are festering under the surface that could bubble up into a civil war?

    LITERALLY HITLER

    Antifa and their media and political organs are doubling down on the LITERALLY HITLER rhetoric, which is absolutely polarizing and dehumanizing. There’s a reason that people were extremely hesitant to analogize to Hitler in domestic politics for 50 years. The guy was so dangerous that we co-opted an entire nation’s resources for 4 years to end his reign, at immense cost in human and economic terms. When the left compares Trump to Hitler (even implicitly), they’re sending a message to the right, and especially the Alt-Right, that this isn’t just a domestic debate, but a fight to the death.

    The dangerous part is when the left leaves no room for dissent. People on both sides of the political aisle have always been susceptible to hyperbole and puffery, but when the left uses the power of boycott, violence, doxxing, and blacklisting on a regular basis, people who believe differently are given no outlet to vent off their pent up political energy. Much like gunpowder, their anger fizzles out when lit in the open, but when contained in a tidy little container, the results are explosive. The increased “all or nothing” attitude from the LITERALLY HITLER left is boxing the Alt-Right up in a tidy little container.

    “They’ve Gone Too Far This Time”

    I’ve seen a lot of people react this way to the way Antifa has been acting lately. It’s one thing to protest, boycott, shout down, or even make a hostile work or learning environment. It’s a completely different thing to act as a mob. People don’t like mobs, and average non-political folks are taking notice of the mob mentality that has taken hold in certain parts of the left. Antifa has chosen their targets very carefully so far, but one poorly chosen location for a riot could result in a violent response from otherwise unattached people. For most of the unattached, the distance between them in their cozy suburban or rural lifestyle and the violence in the urban liberal college setting is far enough that they don’t feel threatened. If Antifa were to overstep their bounds and perhaps threaten something more relatable to suburban folks (like schoolchildren), the backlash would be swift and violent.

    Widespread Acceptance of Increasing Violence

    I hate the phrase “the new normal,” but it is apt in this situation. Most people see the increasing violence, rail about it for 24 hours, and then forget about it. Like mentioned above, there’s a comfort in the fact that these goons seem to be contained on Image result for soccer momMarxist-sympathizing college campuses. However, you get less of what you penalize and more of what you celebrate. While the average Joe and Jane are ignoring the violent protests, the mainstream and leftist media are praising these goons for “punching Nazis.” We’re going to see more of this simply because there are hardly any consequences worth mentioning in comparison to the accolades bestowed upon these “woke” counter-protesters standing up to the evil Nazis. It’s getting to the point where people are resigned to the possibility of a second civil war.

    Shifting Reaction to SJWs

    The time is starting to come where perceptions of SJWs are shifting from a mix of fear and apathy to abject hatred. The problem is that most SJWs are emotionally stunted and unable to handle rejection. The resulting dynamic is a bunch of SJWs throwing temper tantrums, seeing that their Antifa friends (there is a significant crossover between the groups) are the golden children for breaking windows and harassing “Nazis.” On the other side is the Alt-Right, a reactionary group that makes its hay harassing SJWs and is stepping up its own reaction to these Antifa goons. As much as the Alt-Right dislikes Antifa, they HATE SJWs. They’re looking for an excuse to use Antifa’s tactics against the SJWs.

    Economic Downturn

    We’re about due for another recession, and people tend to be more amenable to violence when they don’t have a job. This one is fairly self-explanatory and well-documented throughout history.

    Floundering Media

    The traditional media is dying, and they’re trying everything they can to get people to consume their content. They’ve long since removed their mask and exposed their Marxist-sympathetic leanings, but they get consumers when there is conflict. These days they’ve gone from reporting on conflict to stoking it, and I don’t think there’s an end in sight. They’re going to do everything they can to start a race war, a communist revolution, and a national witch hunt all at the same time. The ratings will be amazing!

    Overall, I’m still pessimistic on the chances of widespread fighting. I think the worst we will possibly see is an LA riots type situation. However, as shown in Charlottesville, all it takes is one body for the self-righteous leftist media to climb on top and start agitating. Like a high-stakes game of “Press Your Luck,” both sides keep smacking the button, hoping to hit the political jackpot, ignorant of the lurking Whammy.

  • Saturday Morning All Fluff Links

    I’ve been away from the Glibs for a few days, and on my return, I see that we’ve discussed news items of Great Import, like statues and who’s getting fired from the White House. It’s a wonderful combination of grim/serious and totally meaningless. So as long as we have “totally meaningless,” we should at least keep it interesting.

    Now here’s a perfect example. What makes this story unusual is that she wasn’t a teacher.

    “When asked to explain how she was helping him, the defendant had a hard time explaining, but stated she was helping him, ‘release his whatever.’”

    Just so I’m not accused of letting my hetero biases for hot MILFs with dirty librarian glasses prejudice my story selections, let me speak in praise of the Teacher of the Year.

    And I can’t go without bringing up a local angle. Sigh, I miss my earlier career in elementary school education.

    Let’s break the pattern I started, in respect to this site’s Family Friendly certification. All those movies where Hitler gets cloned or his brain gets revivified, no one really took a different path, it was always Hitler, Hitler, Hitler. But the death of this woman makes me think of an interesting alternate screenplay possibility…

    Finally, along that same theme, I’m sure this was a Seinfeld episode with Mr. Pitt and ink.

    Gut shabbos, you delightful goyim!

  • STEVE SMITH FRIDAY NIGHT LINKS

    STEVE SMITH SEES THAT BIG FUNNY STONE HEAD ALREADY HAD ARTICLE TODAY – SO HE PITCH IN AND HELP WITH LINKS, AND RAPE. STEVE SMITH ALWAYS HELP WITH RAPE.

    1. WHY WELSHWOMAN LEADER OF CHECKERED GROUP SEND OUT STRANGE TWEET? SHE FRIEND OF WOLF BLITZER?
    2. WHEN STEVE SMITH WENT TO SUMMER CAMP, HE CONCENTRATE ON ARTS AND CRAFTS. AND RAPE. THIS ONE NOT LIKE THAT.
    3. STEVE SMITH THINK ACTOR CONFUSE SHOW WITH REAL LIFE.
    4. STEVE SMITH FIND REAL INTERFERENCE IN FOREIGN ELECTION!