Well, I have no problem with someone killing a turtle if they’re gonna eat it and its not just to be a dick. Turtle can be pretty good if its cleaned properly and you get the mud flushed out of them before killing them. But this wasn’t the same.
DOOMco
I should have said torture or beat to death. I have no problem with meat getting. Hunting is good. farms are good. This was torture.
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I’d venture that the root cause of turtle abuse is also at the root of beating the guy who told you not to do that.
RambleJack
Bingo!
Negroni Please
saying Florida is the root cause of Florida behavior is tautologous….so I guess I agree with you
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OT: I always show up to BYOB parties where I am unsure of how much booze will be on offer with a bottle of Campari, because I know I’ll more likely than not be the only one drinking it.
sssbobbyr
Pernod and soda
Cliche Bandit
uhhh those are ingredients not drinks.
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You know I never considered cutting it with soda, that might actually work better than just water and sugar. Maybe a splash of tonic if they’re too light on the wormwood.
Max Coins
I thought the animal abuse stories came on Fridays.
Playa Manhattan
Which charge is going to carry a bigger punishment?
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25 responses to “Three Florida Men”
why the fuck would you kill a turtle? and then beat up the man who told you it’s wrong.
Because to some people, morals are as useful as an infected appendix.
Well, I have no problem with someone killing a turtle if they’re gonna eat it and its not just to be a dick. Turtle can be pretty good if its cleaned properly and you get the mud flushed out of them before killing them. But this wasn’t the same.
I should have said torture or beat to death. I have no problem with meat getting. Hunting is good. farms are good. This was torture.
I’d venture that the root cause of turtle abuse is also at the root of beating the guy who told you not to do that.
Bingo!
saying Florida is the root cause of Florida behavior is tautologous….so I guess I agree with you
OT: I always show up to BYOB parties where I am unsure of how much booze will be on offer with a bottle of Campari, because I know I’ll more likely than not be the only one drinking it.
Pernod and soda
uhhh those are ingredients not drinks.
You know I never considered cutting it with soda, that might actually work better than just water and sugar. Maybe a splash of tonic if they’re too light on the wormwood.
I thought the animal abuse stories came on Fridays.
Which charge is going to carry a bigger punishment?
I’m guessing what they did to the turtle.
Depends, how cute was the turtle?
As cute as the #3 awwwwww.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Spv8mhzwU4
Following up, does Florida still use the electric chair? That seems like a ‘Florida’ thing.
Nope. Ted Bundy got it that way when we did.
I know which one will cause more OUTRAGE!!!!
sad!
Dicks out for Turtrambe!
yes. New meme of the back half of February.
My next rescue turtle will be named Turtrambe.
I am looking at the mug shot on the left and thinking this must be a case of mistaken identity. No way that dude did this.
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^ This