ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ PROVIDES LINKS FOR HIS BRUTALS, KNOWING THEY MAY BE HUNGOVER FROM BRUTAL HOLIDAY FESTIVITIES OF YESTERDAY.
- PURIFY THE EARTH OF BRUTALS — AND TALK TO BRUTALS ABOUT THE BOOK OF MORMON
- ZARDOZ GIVES GLOBAL WARMING TO SHRINK BRUTALS
- WOMEN ARE MORE BRUTAL THAN MEN
- THE PENIS IS EVIL. ALCOHOL MAKES BRUTALS FORGET
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129 responses to “ZARDOZ’S SATURDAY NIGHT LINKS”
So get home from bar. Turn on TV and COPS is on. What a bunch of worthless pricks. Busting people for being people.
It’s a great show if you want me ranting in five minutes.
How dare you not show the proper reverence for the men and women that keep you safe every day! Next time you’re house is robbed, call a crackhead!
Damn autocorrect. Your, not you’re!
no, that seemed more accurate.
Obligatory COPS story. Mardi Gras 2002, it was Sunday night (well, really early Lundi gras morning) and I had just finished up a 12 hour shift behind the bar. To avoid the crowds, I headed down St. Peter and stopped at the corner of Royal to chat with my chum Kevis, the security guard at the A & P, we shared a few anecdotes about the highly inebriated antics of the day and I slunk off up Royal to escape to my Dumaine St. house. Suddenly, Kevis shouted a warning! I turned to see a group of 5 angry young men pointing at me and walking over. They were accusing me of pick-pocketing them on Bourbon St.. Fight or flight set in immediately. Now, to be sure, I had imbibed a few Bourbon whiskys and Guinness on the way out the door. And, I suppose if I’m being honest, we were drinking Red-Headed Sluts and Flying The Falcon™ (melt a straw into a V, insert that into a pony bottle of Miller High-Life and invert into one’s mouth so the entire bottle is consumed in about 2 seconds) all night. Also, we may or may not have been smoking weed in the walk-in. The Florida native in me wanted to start kicking and swinging but the rational mind won out and, while constantly protesting my innocence, I walked and talked until we were back in front of my bar. As the fellows (who were all of the overly testosteroned Coon-Ass persuasion) claimed they saw me take the wallet and I had not been out of their sight since, I offered to have the bar call the police and have the police search me and my satchel. NOPD shows up with a COPS crew, I explain the situation to one cop while the Angry Lads are getting angrier and rather abusive towards the other cop. My cop opens my bag and spies my Mardi Gras go-kit: snacks, Pedialyte, 1st aid kit, fancy flashlight, UV flashlight for making sure bar gets clean, expandable baton, several boxes of N2O chargers and seltzer bottle, assorted fireworks, and (duly licensed) Para Ordnance P12 and he looks at me and smiles.
“You’re ready to party tonight huh?” he laughs.
“Always be prepared” I sheepishly grin.
By this time Angry Lads have realized I am not going to be sent on my merry way and they are furious. They keep screaming that they are local and not tourists (of course they were all from Houma) and that maggots like me were ruining the Quarter. The cops pulled out their truncheons and were telling the Lads to talk a walk before they went to jail the hard way when the COPS producer arrives. Apparently my case was not exciting enough so he starts reading the crew the riot act for not finding more boob shots and away COPS went. I do love watching the Mardi Gras specials on COPS because I see so many people I know.
You’re totally not helping my addiction to Asian porn.
Succ is color-blind.
Licc. Thicc. Succ. Heroicc?
It’s like the Bible Code.
Lol
Embrace the succ?
Good choice
While going down youtube’s suggested videos, I came across this. Lauren Southern isn’t the first to identify as an attack helicopter.
Fabulous
Hi, I think you linked to a very cool book re: spread of language particulary English
Also, spent several hours on youtube re: linguistics because of this website
Are these folks reliable?
Which folks would that be?
Great links. Gotta love the Morman kicking the shit out of some punk street thug.
Craziest thing I saw as a missionary was two drug addicts fighting in a field. One has this huge bye butcher knife, and started slicing the other. Needless to say we decided it was the best time to leave the vicinity.
The people in Uruguay were content with just throwing rocks at us.
Could have been worse.
An African guy could have used a mystical artifact to summon you from halfway across the world to sing with him.
Hahaha, that would have been bad indeed.
1) Total Lion King ripoff. 2) Those white people are so woke. 3) would all the chicks.
It’s the Lord’s Prayer in Swahili. Every PC gamer nerd remembers it.
My second favorite video game blogger had a small aside about how shocked all the people who voted it for the firsts Video Games Awards would be if they knew what the song was actually about. I chuckled, cause I didn’t know either till I read the article.
Fortunately, they patched it out so you didn’t have to hear that song every fucking time you loaded up that game. Fuck Leonard Nimoy.
Didn’t Tom Hardy just do that?
It was good to watch the thug get beaten, but I wasn’t impressed with the other missionary standing around watching.
Desk weasel!
Had this friend who owned a farrot. The farrot would climb into his bed and clamp down on his toes with it’s teeth while he was sleeping
I also had a buddy who had a ferret that had a thing for toes. You’d be sitting on the couch minding your own business and BAM.
Cat snake?
And alleged journalists why so many people have so much contempt for them
They are making it too easy to trigger them.
omg the stupid burns. But otoh Buzzfeed, not really a surprise
Perhaps. On the other hand, it says WWI right in THE FUCKING DESCRIPTION.
I build plastic models. Already because of morons like this, the German WWII models I buy don’t have any swastika decals. So next they won’t even come with the German cross. Fuckers.
German WWII models I buy don’t have any swastika decals
Are you serious? I used build plastic models when I was a kid and I remember the Swastika decals/flags for WWII German stuff.
I have a Heinkel and a Komet and they have no swastika for the tail. I have a Stuka that comes with a diamond shape for where the swastika should be. Ugh.
Shit
Make you own and print them yourself.
Yeah, I do need to do that. Been putting it off. Just need to buy the decal paper
Which brand are they? If it’s German (Revell, say) then it’s a legal thing. I belong to a wargaming forum that’s registered in Germany, and you can’t post pictures that include visible swastikas.
Invisible Swastikas are more powerful.
Make them so small you can’t see them and BOOM they gain superpowers, it’s like homeopathy for symbols.
Wargaming models are spared of it so far.
That is if you get the decals in the first place, of course…
Certainly third-party suppliers are out there. Like when Lego went anti-gun and some guy started making all manner of Lego firearms.
Yes, they absolutely are out there.
That Lego weapons site was very cool. he had some fun stuff.
Yep, the supescaryevil hatecross has been excised from the box art for the MPC General Lee car.
Of course it was offensive. HOBBY LOBBY. They’re worse than Hitler.
So apparently 2 cans of whupass costs as much as that missionary had in his wallet.
If he was smart he only had 1-5 dollars on him at the time.
He’s a Mormon missionary in brazil.
Did corned beef & cabbage last night with a broth base from a chicken carcass and reserved duck neck. Seasoned with a whole lot of Coleman’s mustard powder, a few allspice berries, and a tablespoon of whole grain mustard, and of course several bay leaves. Done in a pressure cooker for fast results. Turned out very well.
Sounds quite interesting. Would have liked to try that.
was the duck just shy or what ?
maybe you just meant you had him in the freezer ?
I dunno.
Did the duck have reservations ?
About what ?I
I reserved the neck and giblets in the freezer for a few months. They were from a Danish style roast holidays duck I cooked on New Years, as suggested by Holder da Dane from Hit & Run. The roast duck was really really good.
My first time cooking CB&C today, and used a slow cooker. Came out pretty good, but could have done with a bit longer in the pot .
That’s the trick. I personally like it when it’s cooked thoroughly enough to almost be falling apart like pulled pork does.
San Diego brewery creates beer from ‘toilet to tap’ recycled water
Gives new meaning to “weaker than nun’s piss”
Ok, now you guys are just screwing with me. RIP.
You can make drinkable beer out of e-coli infested pond water.
“It’s in the water, son, that’s why it’s yellow.”
SD is so funny, they’ve been drinking toilet-to-tap for every drop of Colorado River water they get. What, you think that waste water from LV just evaporates?
Piano found to have hidden stash of gold coins from 1847-1915
They want to know who to steal it from, or does it only work that way here in the states?
Did it have letters of transit, too?
I suppose it’s too simplistic to say that the current owner of the piano owns the contents of the piano: keys, wire, gold coins, etc..?
Yeah, I don’t get that. They bought the piano… they own it, right?
Oh…. oh….. yeah.
So the owner isn’t the owner if the state decides they want it.
Probably falls into the designation of “treasure trove” – the Crown Estates has first dibs on 50% of it (which IIRC, they don’t tend to claim), and the residual goes to the finder – although it’s taxed as a capital gain.
I loved their first two albums and their Live at the Wadsworth limited release but then they got all fancy and just had to go with a full orchestra for their fourth (Codsworth and Cookies) and then went synth-pop jazzy for their fifth (Horse in the Haus).
Thank you Zardoz the Great for the Thinx link.
I’m not sure if the best part is that the head of a company whose motto is “Patriarchy Free” sounds like a terrible person, or that I can’t be sure whether the company’s policies are actually out of line or the snowflakes are complaining about actually having to work.
Yeah, my first thought was these are the same complaints they would make about any employer. Surprise… pussy-step lady isn’t as woke as you expected.
That mormon video is hilarious (glad no one was killed)
The comments are prog-vomit. I’ve noticed something about the way mob-mentality works online = one person will find a potential angle of criticism? then everyone flocks around that and echoes it trying to widen the tiny-gap of criticism into a bleeding wound.
in this case, they’re all like, “UGH WHAT A COWARD THE LITTLE PARTNER IS” rather than going, “wow that big guy was brave”
They’re Mormons. The Wapo comment section would’ve called them idiots if they had been robbed, cowards if they ran away, cultural appropriators if they used Brazilian Jujitsu to defend themselves. You’re right in that they find the angle that stimulates the self righteous pleasure button in their heads.
Another angle they explored was, “WELL I GUESS CHRISTIANS AINT SO CHRISTIAN ARE THEY?”
(*i see this a lot = lefties mocking religious people by pretending they’re supposed to be held to some unrealistic standard of moral-perfection)
but it didn’t seem to stick so after like 3 attempts it was abandoned
If you want to see youtube mob mentality in its purest form, check out any video about some kind of contact with a wild animal. It devolves into two camps: either you’re a monster for any kind of interaction with the animal, or you’re a monster for failing to not interact with it enough. In either case, now it will die and it’s all your fault. It’s the ultimate in shitbag Armchair Lecturing.
So, if I were to post that I wish I had been there to shoot it, I will make lots of new friends?
That’s why I only watch videos like this.
My only thought was “wow that huge dude is a bad-ass”. It didn’t even to occur to me to question the completely normal behavior of the little guy.
This actually is a pretty accurate summary of about half the experiences i’ve had with girlfriends
!@#(@#*()@*$()@*)#( THREADING
That never happened, and you’ve had zero experiences with girlfriends?
Which mmorpg is the best?
Which moba is the best?
World of warcraft
Cant answer the second one
Of all time or currently running?
Best MMORPG of all time is City of Heroes. Man I loved that game.
That is the correct answer.
Damn right!
I kind of liked SW:ToR, after the recent updates, even if if the end game was fairly lacking.
I preferred SW:ToR, you could rip out bits and pieces of raid gear. It was still a bit lacking on end game content.
I don’t play any of them any longer, but the Best MOBA is probably League. It also has the worst people playing it, though all of the communities around MOBAs are awful.
“Best” MMORPG is probably World of Warcraft, but I’m not sure whether that says more about WoW or its competition.
WoW? Seriously?
I’ve tried it a couple of times, but it rapidly became boring and repetitive. “Kill ten wolves. Now, kill ten goblins. Now kill ten orcs. etc.”
Has anyone played Lineage 2 or Guild Wars 2? I’m reading reviews of them right now.
Also, Lord of the Rings Online, which I tried to start playing a few years ago, but the account got messed up, somehow.
What about Elder Scrolls Online?
The only true libertarian answer is EVE Online of course.
Trade Wars
Place in my heart.
“My political opinions lean more and more to Anarchy (philosophically understood, meaning abolition of control not whiskered men with bombs”
MMO: Probably still WoW. I put in six years (release to mid-Lich King) and I don’t regret a minute
MOBA: Ther’e’s DOTA and there’s shit. DOTA is the only one that will give you all the heroes, care about balance, provide a good gameplay basis and some really neat chrome on top.
User base is poison but so is every MOBA. At least you get a solid base done by a good team while you wallow in misery for 40-60 minutes.
Unless Overwatch counts as MOBA (it shouldn’t), then it’s Overwatch because 90% fewer cunts, and 100% more Mercy-waifu.
Overwatch is not a MOBA, and Sombra is best waifu don’t @ me.
(Though the only Blizzard game I still play is Hearthstone, which is Blizzard’s bastard stepchild)
Elder scrolls is interesting.
Right now I’m simultaneously downloading “Neverwinter” and “Lord of the Rings Online”.
Eve was fun for a while but you can’t play it solo, and Goonfleet is full of perpetually-aggrieved SJWs whining nonstop about everything nowadays. It’s funny, because people used to note that the GF forums were like how Something Awful used to be when SA started becoming patient zero for online modern social justice idiocy, but those days are long gone.
Dota is the best, because fuck grinding for a competitive advantage in a competitive game. However, I have neither the time nor the inclination to maintain my skills at the moment, and I need to play pretty often or they’ll start to degrade within like a week. Also, every time I take a few months off and come back it’s as fun as slamming my dick repeatedly in a car door. The actual game itself is fantastic, though, and I like playing pretty princess dressup with electronic hats.
Also, the fucking playerbase. This is not an issue that is unique to Dota, but, well, I think everyone who’s played games of that nature know what I’m talking about–Blame Your Teammates: The Game. It really seems to attract a lot of folks who primarily play not to play, but to be as horrible as possible to other people while being safely behind a computer screen. Investing 50+ minutes into a game, only to have somebody throw a temper tantrum and intentionally throw a very winnable game for some dumb fucking reason, is absolutely infuriating, and with my schedule at the moment I’m reluctant to spend my limited time towards something that will make me feel exasperated and exhausted afterwards.
So … Dota is like hanging out at the other place, dealing with Tony and Mary?
Eh, I wouldn’t say that’s really the equivalent. More like playing basketball, except it’s highly likely that your own team will attempt to foul you and attempt to steal the ball so they can immediately make a halfcourt shot. Oh, and they’re calling you an autistic faggot the entire time… possibly in Spanish or Russian. But it’s very rewarding to win despite it being 1v9, or when you have a reasonable team. I can mute/ignore people verbally being jerks, but the intentional sabotage/gamethrowing kills me.
My preferred method in regards to dealing with Tony and Mary was to never respond to them at all. They’re there expressly to waste the time of people in an intellectually dishonest manner, and if other folks want to argue for an audience with them, well, be my guest.
Dear Zardoz:
I like kittens.
Does that make me less Brutal?
Sincerely,
Warren
It depends on how you prepare them.
I like kittens too.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. KITTEHS ARE FINE. IT IS THE PENIS THAT IS EVIL AND THE GUN THAT IS GOOD. GIVE KITTY A GUN.
Somehow I missed this “period panties” explosion–never heard of them.
This CEO seemed less like a day to day creator and just a marketer, chasing every feminist angle. When you play that angle, you will get snatched up by your own audience. The complaints were quite amusing. Look, if you work for a startup, you don’t get the HR coddling and benefits. If you don’t reap rewards with the growth, there a hundreds of startups around you market yourself too….guess if you an entitled sjw, you surely lack the skills required to move to one of them.
Haha to the tranny model being told “we already have a tranny, a refuge, a fatty….so what’s your angle?”
Somehow I missed this “period panties” explosion–never heard of them.
And I interpreted your comment to mean panties as they were in a previous era, such as the 50s or Victorian undies.
Germans should stick with genocide and stop trying to make memes.
Wow, they certainly are not much of a threat in the Great Meme War.
Yeah, that was my take = the left’s version of “internet snark” is pretty toothless
Were those supposed to be witty?
They seem to think so. Wrecht!
During their meeting, Trump apparently refused to shake the hand Merkel on one occasion,
Even NPR was honest enough to report that Trump hadn’t heard a first request to shake hands.
I’ve had this on for about 20 mins and its killing it
That would be good Ikea furniture assembling music. Chill you out when you’re at the end and you’ve got 3 screws left for some reason.
What would this do to the Ikea furniture
Whatever you are doing while listening to that, it better include nudity.
The jam most people recognize was this bit which i think St Germain bit for some ‘house/jazz’ track, which was used by some credit-card company in TV commercials or something.
Holy shit. Haven’t heard any Moondog in … well … a very long time.
he totally fell off after his second album.
(*afaik he went to germany and conducted some orchestras there but nothing has the same character of that OG record)
<a href="http://A third record worth listening to in its entirety, beginning to end
(*tho who does that anymore? seriously, its almost like something you have to plan around, and do the appropriate medications)
It makes me sad to think that there are actually 10s of thousands of LP records out there that were designed to be listened to as extended musical ideas, and that almost no one has the actual mental bandwidth to sit down and intentionally digest an entire record in a single sitting
Very influentual with the Canterbury Scene – bands like Camel, Egg and Caravan, IIRC.
It wasn’t just the sound, he was a kind of remote mentor to a few of those guys when he moved to Germany and got more involved in ‘serious’ composition.
Yeah the avante garde Euro stuff of the early 70s might have certainly grabbed onto his “caveman-classical” aesthetic
Meanwhile, in secret Nazi President news:
These people are gonna need long-term psychiatric care.
TRUMP WILL NOT DIVIDE US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the reverse of the billboard, by the way.
The first amendment. I have no problem with this guy draining his life savings to show everyone how batshit bonkers he really is.