Friday Afternoon Links

Looks like I am the afternoon designated linker. Yesterday’s theme was fail….today, it is BAD.

  • Sometimes being a tourist in NYC is a bad thing to be.
  • I suspect this broadcast will be bad.
  • Meh, sounds more like a bad spy movie plot.
  • Now that was a bad balloon airship voyage.
  • Bad karma for Mexico?

So there you go…links o’ bad.  Just you feel fortunate I didn’t follow my colleagues’ lead and link to music…Bad by Michael Jackson would probably get me booed off the page.

Comments

248 responses to “Friday Afternoon Links”

    1. commodious spittoon

      Good lord, those comments though.

    2. The Last American Hero

      Any reaction from the White-Hispanic Community?

      1. If that racist judge had allowed the jury to learn about Zimmerman’s future crimes and bad behavior, he would certainly have been convicted.

    3. The Elite Elite

      Oh, God. I’m sure someone on my Facebook will have posted this with some approving comment. So I’ll have that to look forward to when I get off work.

      1. Somalian Road Corporation

        Yeah, I’ve already read too much aggravating shit about that already. Martin gets a degree, Clock Boy gets praise from Zuckerberg and a personal invitation from Obama to the White House… oh, what tangled webs all this fucking virtue signaling weaves.

  1. PieInTheSKy

    Bad. Sad. Pad.

      1. PieInTheSKy

        Rad

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Dad?

          1. Negroni Please

            Egad! I’ve had enough of this stupid fad.

          2. Juvenile Bluster

            You cad!

          3. PieInTheSKy

            Easy lad

          4. Bobarian LMD

            Doesn’t rhyme, dick-wad.

          5. UnCivilServant

            No rhyme? I’m glad.

          6. commodious spittoon

            a sad dad as a lad as a fad; as alfalfa falls as a flask; a lass; a salad

            Almost twenty years later I still remember that exercise from typing class.

          7. OneOut

            now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country

            we must be in different generations of typing classes

            I signed up for the chicks

            how about you ?

          8. LT_Fish

            “The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy hound.”

            – Something from Encylopedia Brown about testing every letter in the alphabet for old typewriters…

          9. A man, a plan, a canal: St. Lawrence Seaway!

  2. Caput Lupinum

    SometimesAnytime being a tourist in NYC is a bad thing to be.

    Let the pointless region war begin.

    1. Florida Man

      Wherever Caput is from has no class. Sad!

      1. Negroni Please

        Caput Lupinum means outlaw. So he has no home.

        1. Rasilio

          But it doesn’t mean inlaw so it also means he has no wife

          1. Caput Lupinum

            Also true.

      2. Caput Lupinum

        I’m from Scranton, there is no insult vile enough that I do not deserve it.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          You win.

          1. Caput Lupinum

            The most hollow of victories, but I’ll take it.

        2. Negroni Please

          Dude I gave you an out. You should have just said you were homeless.

          1. Caput Lupinum

            Nikki isn’t here, someone needs to be the worst, and that’s just the kind of challenge I can lower myself to.

        3. jesse.in.mb

          There was an excellent Daily Show bit during the DNC a few cycles ago where he talked about Democrats with a bunch of money needing to pretend they came from the humblest of beginnings to identify with the everyman. IIRC he goes through rating people and then Joe Biden says he’s from Scranton and Stewart is all “Pack it in, Joe wins.”

          1. Caput Lupinum

            You can blame Hillary on Scranton, too.

        4. LT_Fish

          Not quite as bad as Wilkes-Barre right?

        5. juris imprudent

          Ha, you aren’t in Philly!

          1. Caput Lupinum

            Actually, I moved. To Philly. Basically, I’m a human train wreck.

  3. F. Stupidity Jr.
  4. Pan Zagloba

    OK, this is just hilarious.

    Russia’s best-selling newspaper has called Manchester a city of “fat women” and “debauchery”.
    “In Manchester there is a whole part of the city for gay people,” she said. “There is even a place there saying Gay Village.

    “In the evenings gays and lesbians are having fun not only inside but also outside and they do not hide their feelings.”
    Alisa Titko also claimed it was no surprise Manchester’s men “become gay”, because the city’s women “are fat, not sexy” and “simply disgusting to men”.

    She wrote: “The fat hangs from the stomach, sides, and doesn’t fit in their jeans. In clubs, they still pull on tight leggings and mini dresses.”

    Locals respond

    Dear Alisa,

    Manchester is a friendly and welcoming city to all.

    It’s certainly not the debauched “hell on earth” your article suggests.

    Aw come on, she was literally the first person in history that made Manchester sound cool!
    Also, obligatory “Debauchery is one of my favorite pastimes”.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      Well compared to Moscow I believe the women in Manchester are a tad on the hefty side

    2. John Titor

      She urged readers to “remain Russian”,

      Be drunks, die young, and get botched abortions?

      1. Florida Man

        Don’t forget hanging off the sides of buildings and then falling to their death.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          As long as it’s on Youtube.

        2. DOOMco

          Is there a link im missing?

          1. jesse.in.mb

            STEVE SMITH FILL YOU WITH MISSING LINK

          2. Zunalter

            …You win the internet today Jesse, congrats.

            Fucking. Hilarious.

          3. DOOMco

            Ohhh, those guys.

          4. LT_Fish

            There’s also this. The really good ones get repeated every couple weeks.

      2. PieInTheSKy

        Also squat as Boris would say

    3. Juvenile Bluster

      All of Manchester is not hell on earth. Only Old Trafford and the area around it qualifies as hell on earth.

    4. np

      She wrote: “The fat hangs from the stomach, sides, and doesn’t fit in their jeans. In clubs, they still pull on tight leggings and mini dresses.”

      She does make a good point. Please, no more muffintops.

      1. Rasilio

        UI don’t know I find a bit of muffin top to be kinda hot, gives you more to grab hold of, as long as it is actually just a muffin top and not a couple loaves of bread hanging off the side

        1. Florida Man

          I like athletic girls. I know some women are concerned about being to muscular but as long as they still look like women it’s all good.

  5. PieInTheSKy

    Kinda old dunno if it was talked about

    Rampage Opinion
    Political polarization among college freshmen is at a record high, as is the share identifying as ‘far left

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/rampage/wp/2017/05/02/political-polarization-among-college-freshmen-is-at-a-record-high-as-is-the-share-identifying-as-far-left/?utm_term=.206e76691695

    The thing about going to the Polytechnic University of Bucharest is that there was almost no politics discussed. Not whatsoever with teachers little with other student. I always found it fascinating how much politics matter in US universities.

    1. Florida Man

      It wasn’t a big deal at UF or UNF. Then again I was getting an education in a field that demands results, not feelz, so I may have been insulted.

      1. Caput Lupinum

        You’re a Floridian hipster, I assume you’re always being insulted.

        1. Florida Man

          You win this round!
          *slinks into swamp*

    2. John Titor

      It wasn’t that big a deal in the 2000s when I got my degree, and I went to a campus known for its stupid activism. STEM students basically didn’t have to deal with it at all, while the social sciences weren’t as absurdly politicized. Only thing you’d have to worry about was some stupid protest over something dumb on campus once and awhile, and the student government/union being the typical wannabe authoritarian fuckwits that anyone in student government is like.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Usually it was the Palestinian Student Association doing most of the shit disturbing. There were SJW’s but they knew their place and were mostly kept in place by stuff like intellectualism and reality.

        Not sure what happened.

        1. John Titor

          Yep, I knew a Jewish guy who ended up suing the student union because they were promoting the pro-Palestine movement and he explicitly didn’t want his dues going to that.

    3. Raston Bot

      left/right doesn’t mean a damn thing to me anymore.

      1. PieInTheSKy

        Except in boxing

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          Or dancing.

          1. PieInTheSKy

            like a butterfly

    4. Gilmore

      I always found it fascinating how much politics matter in US universities.

      I was in college during the previous “mad season” of PC-college-craziness. (early-mid 1990s)

      My school had nearly zero political nonsense. with a few rare exceptions. It was in the South, which i think accounted for that.

      *the one example of ‘controversy’ was when a bunch of black incoming freshmen complained about a few other southern students putting confederate flags in their dorm-room windows. without waiting for a response from the administration, they decided to chain themselves to the dorm entrance in protest. They all got kicked out of school. there was no further controversy.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Kicked them out huh. When Deans had balls I guess.

        That’s exactly what they should do today – just purge them right out.

        1. Gilmore

          Maybe i made it sound more racist and intolerant than it was. there were “debates” ongoing about the propriety of battle-flag display. I think the campus had a policy of recommending that people do not fly them. but i think federal courts had ruled that it was Not Cool to ban what people do in their dorm rooms, or something like that. what got these kids kicked out was not the subject-matter of their protest, but the manner of it.

    5. grrizzly

      Same when I studied in Moscow. And the father of one of my college classmates would have been the second or third person in the Russian government if the Communist candidate had won the Presidency 20 years ago. It never occurred to me to discuss politics with him. [He was in a group of something like 25 students with whom I took most of the classes — not 400 people.]

    6. robc

      It wasn’t a big deal at Georgia Tech, but we didn’t have any BA degrees.

  6. Caput Lupinum

    Her ultimate goal is to reunite with her father and two sons up north, but for the time being, she believes applying for asylum in Mexico is smarter than trying to break into Trump’s United States

    Maybe if you want to be treated as something other than a trespasser, choose better phrasing. Are we not doing phrasing?

    1. FreeSociety

      You were supposed to feel bad you uncaring monster!

  7. Bobarian LMD

    •Sometimes being a tourist in NYC is a bad thing to be.

    Being a tourist in NYC is almost always bad… but usually not that bad.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      I blame Trump myself

  8. Pope Jimbo

    Calling Derp to Minnesoda.

    We need you to stage an intervention for this guy.

    Local pastor writes opinion piece where he admits that mass transit is a big money loser, but it has so many other benefits.

    Every time a mass transit door opens, a welcome mat for a democracy laboratory is extended. Where else in the metro area do a businesswoman, a homeless man, a high school student and a recent immigrant share space, even for just 10 minutes? Where else do strangers look one another in the eye and see the humanity in each other?

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      The ole but ‘museums are necessary to keep us civilized ergo we need more funding’ routine. Attaboy.

      I had a prog tell me this once. If you don’t give to museums we’ll all lose our heritage and become ignorant or something.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          “Chris Read1 year ago
          As Humphrey said earlier subsidies should be for what people don’t want but ought to have, what they do want they can pay for it themselves. I think there is a lot of merit to this point, culture and particularly art are valuable because they present ideas and feelings in different ways and can show beauty even in the most horrible situations. It encourages a deeper thinking about things, which is something the general public isn’t fond of and focuses on immediate gratification. They should continue to be subsidised. Humphrey just didn’t make a good point to the PM.”

          YOU’RE GONNA PAY FOR IT WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. NICE EAT YOUR ALFALFA SPROUTS DOUSED IN MY CUM.

    2. square circle

      Where else do strangers look one another in the eye and see the humanity in each other?

      Spoken by someone who clearly has no experience with public transportation.

      1. totally_not_an_escaped_ai

        That was exactly my thought: if someone makes eye contact on public transport (thinking Bay Area BART) they are a) sizing you up to ask you for money; b) sizing you up to rob you; or c) gay cruising you (NTTAWWT)

        1. one true athena

          expanding outside BART, I’d amend c) to say, ‘about to assume you want to fuck them’

        2. square circle

          Re BART, you forgot d) about to ask you sign their petition and e) wondering if you’re one of Them.

      2. PBRstreetgang

        They must do mass transit differently in Minnesota. Eye-contact on SEPTA in Philly means someone is about to enact violence.

      3. LT_Fish

        Never talk to anyone!!!

    3. Playa Manhattan

      “Where else in the metro area do a businesswoman, a homeless man, a high school student and a recent immigrant share space, even for just 10 minutes”

      Church? I thought this guy was supposed to be a pastor.

      1. Somalian Road Corporation

        I looked to see which denomination and was hoping to snag a Unitarian Universalist–I drove by one of their churches the other week and it was festooned with “REFUGEES AND MUSLIMS WELCOME” and a number of other SJW banners–but it appears that he’s at Judson Memorial Baptist.

        1. Problematic

          This pastor has a blog titled “The Pedaling Pastor” about giving up his car and riding a bike everywhere. His last article for Sojourners (progressive Christian magazine) was titled “Love Is the Primary Energy to Amend Climate Change”. He was one of the signatories of Black Lives Matter Minneapolis.

          Looking at their church website, I see all of the tell-tale signs of a church that is primarily focused on the “social gospel”, with quite a bit of content on how progressive, welcoming, and affirming they are.

          So definitely seems more in the SJW camp than the SBC camp.

          1. Pat

            “Love Is the Primary Energy to Amend Climate Change”

            What ratio of love to diesel can I use to run my generator?

          2. juris imprudent

            with quite a bit of content on how progressive, welcoming, and affirming they are.

            With declining membership. You can just hear the “please join our church” softly howling out of that.

  9. Juice

    Sometimes being a tourist in NYC is a bad thing to be.

    As long as it wasn’t an illegal immigrant.

    1. Juice

      Using campaign funds to buy stuff for constituents. I guess that’s legal? You can always say you’re hosting a campaign event I suppose.

    2. Just Say’n

      Probably to make up for the fact that he left the ‘progressive caucus’ at city hall. Teacher union no like. Tax more. Take more.

    3. Playa Manhattan

      “and I personally think they have one of the most underpaid jobs out there”

      Maybe get a full time job then.

  10. Gilmore

    Sometimes being a tourist in NYC is a bad thing to be.

    (investigates)

    The woman was walking along West 146th Street between Frederick Douglass Boulevard and Adam Clayton Powell Jr. Boulevard – nearby Jackie Robinson Park – at around 2:50 a.m.

    lol

    the city is safer than its ever been in almost anyones lifetimes (since the 1950s, basically). That still doesn’t mean you get to stroll blithely around harlem @ 3am

    1. F. Stupidity Jr.

      Honest condemnation of #Harlem violence must also condemn those who went there at 3 am.

      1. Gilmore

        i’m not condemning anything.

        I just think “walking around harlem drunk and alone @ 3am” is to “tourism”-as-“swimming in shark infested waters at night with bloody open-wounds” is to “snorkeling”

        1. Negroni Please

          Apparently they weren’t kidding when they said the SAT was increasingly racially biased.

        2. Private Chipperbot

          He’s throwing a Dalmia at you.

        3. F. Stupidity Jr.

          Oh, I agree. Just reprising Shikha Dalmia’s greatest tweet.

          1. Gilmore

            i figured. wasn’t sure if there was also some implied ‘victim blaming’

    2. Playa Manhattan

      Is “Frederick Douglass Boulevard” anything like MLK BLVD in every city in America?

      1. Gilmore

        Is “Frederick Douglass Boulevard” anything like MLK BLVD in every city in America?

        Couldn’t tell you.

        tho it intersects with MLK blvd (@125th street)

        it really is absurd how ‘nice’ every square inch of NYC has gotten. you can’t even call it gentrification. Its just there’s nothing all that truly-seedy left on the island. Oh i bet the 140s are probably less shiny. but still.

  11. Rufus the Monocled

    For the record, I actually click through all the links. Because I’m polite and not a degenerate.

    1. Caput Lupinum

      We get it, Rufus, you’re Canadian.

    2. PieInTheSKy

      Oh look at me I am more Canadian than others

    3. John Titor

      You live in Montreal, ‘not a degenerate’ is a bit of a stretch.

      1. But Enough About Me

        You both live east of the Manitoba/Ontario border, ‘not a degenerate’ is a lot of a stretch. 😉

    4. Michael

      Straight click? You mean you don’t right-click and gracefully open them in adjacent background tabs? What kind of knuckle dragging brute are you?

    5. tarran

      I actually click through all the links. Because I’m polite and not a degenerate.

      DO YOU EVEN WORK?!?!?

      1. PieInTheSKy

        He’s a business owner. Everyone knows business owners don’t work they just profit off the labor of others.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          FUCKEN RIGHT!

          /clubs orphan for eating crumbs around my feet.

    6. Juvenile Bluster

      Not a degenerate? What the hell are you doing here then?

    7. Bobarian LMD

      not a degenerate.

      Citation needed.

    8. Just Say’n

      Look who thinks he’s better than everyone. Well, some of us can barely read so clicking through links is ‘traumatizing’. You anti-illiterate bigot

  12. PBRstreetgang

    Will anyone pay $500 for Lonzo Ball’s basketball shoe?

    1. PieInTheSKy

      LiAngelo?

    2. F. Stupidity Jr.

      Maybe both, but $500 for one is just stupid.

      1. PBRstreetgang

        Heh. I heard a rumor of editing powers, so somebody want to stick an “s” on that “shoe” above?

        1. Negroni Please

          what’s a sshoe?

          1. Bobarian LMD

            Apparently $250 a piece?

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      All I know I heard him on LeBarard earlier today and he had me in stitches. Man has balls and he ain’t no dummy.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        LeBatard.

        1. Rasilio

          Why the hell would you listen to LeRetard? Do you really hate yourself that much?

    4. Juvenile Bluster

      Or $1000 for the signature version?

      I feel sorry for the kid. His dad’s fucking insane and is costing him serious $$$ in the long run.

      1. PBRstreetgang

        $220 for a pair of slides also. Seems crazy to me, but lots of people make lots of purchasing decisions that I cannot fathom, so who knows?

    5. Playa Manhattan

      If his dad got hit by a bus today (and got pregnant because of it), it would be the greatest thing that ever happened to him.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    The woman was walking along West 146th Street between Frederick Douglass Boulevard and Adam Clayton Powell Jr. Boulevard – nearby Jackie Robinson Park – at around 2:50 a.m.

    Was she wearing an “I HATE NIGGERS” sandwich sign?

    1. Private Chipperbot

      No. That was John McClane.

    2. FreeSociety

      Judging by her location between two streets named after famous black people and adjacent to a park named after a famous black person, this entire experience was a forgone conclusion.

  14. There is something wrong with the thumbs-down-frowny-face picture on the main page.

    1. Yeah, I saw that immediately. The thumb is on the wrong side somehow.

      … Hobbit

  15. Pan Zagloba

    Spiked Online has an interesting article about Nietzsche and the Enlightenment.

    Since his death in 1900, the philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche has had the unfortunate distinction of being blamed for three catastrophes to have befallen Western civilisation. He was blamed for the First World War, when his inflammatory and bellicose writing became cult reading not only for Europe’s restless youth, yearning for blood sacrifice at the beginning of the 20th century, but also for a German military class adjudged to have initiated that catastrophe.

    As if being charged for one world war wasn’t bad enough, Nietzsche was also blamed for the Second World War, with his talk of superior ‘Supermen’ [Übermenschen] crushing the ‘decadent’ and ‘weak’ selectively appropriated by Hitler and the Nazis. This was despite the fact that Nietzsche loathed German nationalism and especially despised anti-Semites for their pathetic resentment.

    And thirdly, in the past 50 years, Nietzsche has been blamed for a more silent disaster: the rise of relativism and the idea that there is no such thing as objective truth.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      I knew of the first two – especially the first which was treated almost as a given in university. But I thought relativism really fell at the feet of shitty French philosophers starting with existentialists right up to that turd Derrida.

      1. Pan Zagloba

        Read the article and find out…

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          Fine. Already earmarked as part of my reading in the next couple of days.

          I think I’ll read this one while eating Dobos cake.

      2. square circle

        Derrida and the existentialists saw Nietzsche as foundational to what they were doing.

        1. Negroni Please

          SOME existentialists (i.e. the Frenchies). Kierkegaard was already dead by the time Nietzsche finished grade school.

          1. square circle

            Fair enough. French existentialists in particular.

            It’s worth mentioning in passing that Sartre embraced socialism rather late in life despite being perfectly aware that existentialism had pulled the rug out from under socialism, philosophically speaking. He was clearly responding to social pressures from his peer group, and went nearly insane trying contort his logic around his politics.

          2. But Enough About Me

            Not to mention those of us who damn near went insane trying to read Sartre while he was trying to fit that square peg into that round hole. Needs moar hammerz!

        2. Rufus the Monocled

          That’s not his problem though.

          1. square circle

            Very true. I only mention it because I think of those three things, the third is the only one Nietzsche wouldn’t recoil at. He would be disgusted by contemporary academic culture and what has become of “post-modernism,” but I think he be a little proud to have had a hand in existentialism and deconstruction (the actual things, not the politically reconstructed versions).

          2. Rufus the Monocled

            Thanks for redirecting on Derrida. I already find the background on the link you provided intriguing.

            I just realized my impression of him was mostly byway of middlemen who I trusted to provide details without my having to go in and delve into things more thoroughly; which is unlike me.

            Oh well.

          3. square circle

            Just to control the “overselling” angle – it’s not like he comes out against Marxism – he tries like all get out to “save” it. But he does argue that Marxism has been distorted beyond all recognition by modern politics, and takes a firm stance against totalitarianism, arguing that the revolutionary, anti-authoritarian stance is the most important legacy of Marx.

      3. square circle

        that turd Derrida

        While people have done horrible things with his thinking, I think it’s misguided to cast aspersion on the man himself. I actually got to meet him once – really full of himself, but a pretty affable and accessible guy as far as famous academics go.

        Here’s the book on Marxism that got him black-balled from polite academic society – worth checking out.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          Fair enough.

          Will look at it.

          Yes, it is unfair and should keep in mind what others do with one’s work.

    2. John Titor

      Nietzsche’s one of those guys who 90% of people who have a strong negative opinion on him either haven’t read him or don’t understand what they’ve read.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Me it’s Hegel.

        Very ‘what the fuck is this guy’ on?

        1. Negroni Please

          Fuck Hegel. Anyone alive today who claims to have read The Phenomenology of Spirit all the way through is a goddamn liar.

        2. John Titor

          Ugh, they make you read so much goddamn Hegel in university nowadays.

          1. square circle

            This I do not understand. I can only assume it’s because you need Hegel for Marx and there are certain quarters of Humanities and Social Science that just refuse to put Marx to bed.

            Otherwise, I remember being in a critical theory class about 25 years ago with the professor talking about the need to “overcome Hegel” because it was just so hard (for her, apparently) to extract Hegel from the foundations of everything.

            And I couldn’t help but think, “why? I found nothing in Hegel that was particularly persuasive or that had any significant explanatory power. From a late-20th-century vantage point you can see that it’s poppycock on the fact of it.” The only explanation I could come up with was that her worldview in particular required Hegel to not be full of shit, which was something I couldn’t quite sympathize with.

        3. Rufus the Monocled

          I misplaced an apostrophe looks like.

      2. square circle

        90% of people who have a strong negative opinion on him either haven’t read him or don’t understand what they’ve read.

        ^ This x1000.

        People hear the “there is glory in war,” but don’t hear the “but there is more glory in being able rise above war.” Nietzsche correctly identified that there is a difference between cowardice and pacifism, and that the one is base and the other is noble. But unsophisticated thinkers who rely on summaries just take away: “Nietzsche is pro-war.”

        Same with the ubermensch concept, which has nothing whatsoever to do with race or biology.

        I think Nietzsche and Derrida have done important groundwork in overcoming historical meta-narratives like Socialism and Progressivism. Unfortunately, they are not well understood, and both are far out of favor in contemporary academia.

    3. np

      This music video about the making of such Übermenschen got me thinking: to compliment the Paralympic Games, there should be an Uberlympic Games. Likewise with sports leagues, if there are special leagues for disabled people, there should be one for non-normies in the other direction. They just need to disclose whatever they’re doing. Maybe players or teams can be divided into augmentation classes. It’s sort of like the rare auto/bike racing events that have an unlimited class division.

      1. one true athena

        You wanna take steroids or have bionic enhancements or you’re Superman? no problem, you just have to compete in the Unlimilimpics

  16. jesse.in.mb

    Badfish?

    Am I doing bad links correctly?

    1. Private Chipperbot
  17. Chipping Pioneer

    I’ve noticed some patterns around here. Show of hands those who:

    are engineers
    are alcoholics
    have the yellow fever
    2 (possibly 3) out of 3 for me. No judgement.

    1. Chipping Pioneer

      Botched formatting

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      …do 2D girls count for the last one?

      (you said no judgment!)

      1. Chipping Pioneer

        Sure … 2D, 3D, still life, moving pictures, inflatable … whatever you want to turn your crank.

    3. Mad Scientist

      I’m not an alcoholic. I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Yeah, fuck those meetings!

        1. But Enough About Me

          Waste of drinkin’ time, if you ask me . . .

    4. Gilmore

      have the yellow fever

      = “prefer asian porn”?

    5. one true athena

      oh jfc, I married an asian. and I drink (though not as much as apparenty the rest o’ ya) , and my technical brain went to law not engineering, but close enough.

      1. Negroni Please

        it’s true. Lawyers do technically have brains.

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          …we do? You sure about that?

          1. Negroni Please

            technically correct is the best kind of correct. Y’all have a mass of grey matter in your skulls. It’s just that law school disconnects the logic and language centers.

    6. Florida Man

      I use to drink a couple drinks everyday until my doctor said my pancreas was going to explode, so 1 ish? My wife is latina which is kind of Asian, so maybe 2 ish? I’m not an engineer, but I’m in medical which is part of STEM, so hat trickish?

      1. Chipping Pioneer

        Gordie Howe hat trick.

      2. Playa Manhattan

        Peru is Asia in my book. If your latin food has French fries, it’s Asian.

        1. jesse.in.mb

          Finally took the BF to El Pollo Inka. He’d never been.

      3. Playa Manhattan

        Wait… pancreas?

        Did your doctor go to upstairs medial college?

        1. Florida Man

          Not sure if serious, but too much booze can lead to pancreatitis. And yes, we use McDonalds French fries when we make Lomo.

    7. Trolleric the Goth

      only the first applies to me, but yes, I’ve also noticed lots of STEM types around

    8. Playa Manhattan

      1) Math degree which I never use.
      2) It’s my first beer of the day.
      3) Married to a hot, guilt free Jew.

      1. Jimbo

        So, a JAP?

    9. DOOMco

      Just the alcoholism.
      I dropped out of engineering.

    10. westernsloper

      Hmmm…….well, I have never drove a train but I would like to.

      1. DOOMco

        That would be pretty fun, especially around here. The scenery!

        1. westernsloper

          Especially drunk while surfing Asian porn!!!!

          Serious note: I met a dude who used to do the run from Grand Junction to Denver. He said the number of elk they ran over was mind boggling. I guess they stand on the tracks and stare at the single oncoming light until their bones are crushed. Kind of a bummer.

    11. thepasswordispassword

    12. RegicidalManiac

      Not an engineer, not an alcoholic (though I do like a good night of drinking). Am engaged to an asian woman, though. Okay, fine, half Japanese half Dutch. Close enough. One of three, then.

    13. I was a senior biomedical engineer and scientist. Which would probably have gotten me in jail in Washington or whatever state you need a license in to call yourself “engineer”.

  18. np

    ‘The Simpsons’ Episode Featuring Pokemon Go Won’t Air in Russia Amid Church Criticism

    The clergy was unhappy about the episode ‘Looking for Mr. Goodbart,’ which shows Homer Simpson playing a video game in a church.

    The scene is reminiscent of what happened to Russian blogger Ruslan Sokolovsky, who was arrested in September 2016 for playing Pokemon Go in a St. Petersburg church. Sokolovsky is currently on trial on charges of “insulting the feelings of believers” and is facing a three- to five-year jail sentence.

  19. Chipping Pioneer

    It would be fantastic if this site had a glossary or reference source of the local lore for newcomers. For example, woodchippers, STEVE SMITH, who is Tulpa, etc.

    For example, the STEVE SMITH bits are funny, but I don’t know the origin. Maybe even funnier with context? Or, is the fact that it’s part of the local culture that’s not explicitly spelled out that makes it good?

    1. Gilmore

      And wouldn’t it be great if Mt Everest had a chairlift?

      1. Gilmore

        i’m kidding, don’t worry everything makes sense eventually, just don’t rush it.

        1. Florida Man

          Waiting is.

          1. Gilmore

            check out tom petty over here

      2. Chipping Pioneer

        Wouldn’t it? I’d for sure go then. Fuck climbing.

        1. Gilmore

          Wouldn’t it?

          probably not. unless you happen to have some particular immunity to -50-90F wind-chill.

    2. Negroni Please

      Nice try Tulpa. Pretending you don’t know the lingo won’t convince anyone you’re actually new.

    3. Juvenile Bluster

      Some say STEVE SMITH has always existed, raping throughout history and will continue to rape across the coming millennia.

      1. But Enough About Me

        You meant “across all time and space until the End Of The Universe.” Guy’s no piker.

      2. John Titor

        Roman depiction of STEVE SMITH?

        The STEVE SMITH scholars are still in debate about whether he has merely existed forever or has some kind of time travel powers.

        1. The Last American Hero

          And as usual you discount the small but growing minority of scholars who hold the Steve Smith/Dread Pirate Roberts theory.

      3. Yusef drives a Kia

        Are We all STEVE SMITH?

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          or Poppy? I forgot

    4. Gadfly

      The STEVE SMITH thing is one of those inside jokes that’s funnier without context. When you actually hear it explained, it’s anticlimactic.

      1. Trolleric the Goth

        yes, it was better when I thought the commentariat held very negative views of the Raven’s WR Steve Smith SR and couldn’t understand why

      2. Chipping Pioneer

        Fair enough. Rapist samsquamtch with a penchant for hikers and campers who speaks in all caps is good enough for me.

      3. leonadasiv

        I don’t know it gave me a good laugh when i finally looked it up.

    5. Playa Manhattan

      You’re TULPA.

      1. Chipping Pioneer

        No. I’m Poppy.

    6. “Wood chipper” is liability-dodging euphemism for “guillotine”.

      STEVE SMITH NOT NEED EXPLANATION BUT NEED HAIRCUT!

      Tulpa is everybody here, probably.

    7. Mythical Libertarian Woman

      If you’re still around at this late hour, I will throw you a bone.

      STEVE SMITH: http://reason.com/blog/2010/05/26/the-reason-cruise-and-the-stev

      1. Mythical Libertarian Woman

        Woodchipper: http://reason.com/blog/2015/06/19/government-stifles-speech

        From my years of lurking at the other site, all I got about Tulpa is he was some asshole commenter with a penchant for making sock puppets. I don’t remember all the details about him, though, because my brain kind of merged him with all the other trolls with a million socks. It’s been a running joke that every weird newbie is a Tulpa sock, but I’ve also seen a lot of people accused of being Mary and Hihn and various other trolls based on their posting M.O.s.

    8. wchipperdove

      As a longtime lurker, I like being able to throw out words and phrases that prove I’ve been around for a number of years. If we go teaching the newbies all of the secret handshakes, how can we prove which are the tiled brethren, and which are not?
      (Signed,
      Poppy)

  20. Gilmore

    I blame Arab refugees

    It was the St. Paul Police Department’s first known case of goat-thieving, said spokesman Steve Linders. The motive is still a mystery.

    1. Juice

      I blame yogis.

    2. OneOut

      mystery ?

      the thief wanted a goat.

  21. Spartan Dad

    It’s behind a paywall but an interesting article on the food crisis in Venezuela
    Venezuela Is Starving

    “The system is created so you can’t win,” said Alberto Cudemus, who heads the national association of pig farmers. “The government thinks its survival is in communism, not in us, not with production. And that’s where they’re wrong.”

    also

    Nine in 10 homes said they don’t make enough money to buy all their food, according to the poll of living conditions. Nearly a third of Venezuelans, 9.6 million people, eat two or fewer meals a day, up from 12.1% in 2015, the poll found; four of out five in the nation are now poor.

    Cesar Augusto Palma, 75 years old, lays out the grim arithmetic of high inflation on a fixed income. His pension is now worth about $10 a month, he said, enough to buy four boxes of milk.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      If by paywall you mean bad link …

    2. PieInTheSKy

      I blame Trump myself

    3. KibbledKristen

      four of out five in the nation are now poor

      Oooh!! They’re soooooo close to their ultimate goal of 5 out of 5!!!

      1. OneOut

        sinve we most all here are anti socialism should we not start up some sort of fund to help feed the victims of socialism in Venezuela ?

        I think it would be cool , the right thing to do, and would bring much warranted attention to this new site.

        I would love to be the first donor.

        What say you SP?

        For a small amount of money we could bring negative attention to socialism and truly help feed some hungry people.

        Anyone interested ?

        1. FreeSociety

          Food aid to a third world country, writ large, is like dumping fertilizer into a farm pound. It induces population growth beyond the carrying capacity of the environment, driving the environment to ruin. Find a particular person or persons you want to feed and do it that way.

          1. FreeSociety

            *pond

    4. SimonD

      “The government thinks its survival is in communism, not in us, not with production. And that’s where they’re wrong.”

      Well, they’re actually right, the government’s survival IS in communism. The people of Venezuela’s survival?….not so much.

  22. F. Stupidity Jr.
  23. Juvenile Bluster

    I have to say, this is a very unique murder defense.

    1. But Enough About Me

      Pretty high on the “Ewwwwww, gross!” factor, too. “I choked my lover to death with my penis, and didn’t even notice until it was too late.” Yeah, suuuure, buddy. You wanna cookie?

  24. Gilmore

    Speaking of the Libertarian Capital of the Planet….

    Navy SEAL Killed in Somalia

    Obama actually ramped up activity in Somalia in the last 2 years; there’s a NYT story about it which got very little attention by the rest of the media during the election year….

    1. Gilmore

      The NYT story

      i recall reading it last year. I don’t recall them ever really trying to explain why Somalia was a US strategic interest beyond simply “wasting Al-Q affiliates”. The term “fixing” the country is used below. Why anyone would suggest the US needs to “Fix” places like Somalia is also left unstated.

      WASHINGTON — The Obama administration has intensified a clandestine war in Somalia over the past year, using Special Operations troops, airstrikes, private contractors and African allies in an escalating campaign against Islamist militants in the anarchic Horn of Africa nation.

      Hundreds of American troops now rotate through makeshift bases in Somalia, the largest military presence since the United States pulled out of the country after the “Black Hawk Down” battle in 1993.

      The Somalia campaign, as it is described by American and African officials and international monitors of the Somali conflict, is partly designed to avoid repeating that debacle, which led to the deaths of 18 American soldiers. But it carries enormous risks — including more American casualties, botched airstrikes that kill civilians and the potential for the United States to be drawn even more deeply into a troubled country that so far has stymied all efforts to fix it….

      …the Pentagon sometimes characterizes the operations as “self-defense strikes,” though some analysts have said this rationale has become a self-fulfilling prophecy. It is only because American forces are now being deployed on the front lines in Somalia that they face imminent threats from the Shabab….

      …. The Somalia passage in the June 2015 notification is terse, saying American troops “have worked to counter the terrorist threat posed by al-Qa’ida and associated elements of al-Shabaab.”

      In June, however, the president told Congress that the United States had become engaged in a more expansive mission.

      Besides hunting members of Al Qaeda and the Shabab, the notification said, American troops are in Somalia “to provide advice and assistance to regional counterterrorism forces, including the Somali National Army and African Union Mission in Somalia (AMISOM) forces.”

      Its a strange subject. The story headline points out that these are effectively “Secret wars”. But never is it explained why we need to downplay it, particularly since we do similar things in Yemen, Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, etc. Why Somalia gets the ‘secret’ treatment is weird.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Always that thought myself and always forget to ask people around here about it. There must be something we’re missing?

        1. Gilmore

          Other people have asked the question

          If no one in the “bigger media” ever pushes too hard its because they know the answer, and its not something that helps their narratives.

          the answer that jumps to mind is because it threatens major oil-shipping routes, and people were fed up with the pirate activity. But why downplay that? It wouldn’t need to be secret if those were our limited goals. It could also be that we’re very interested in the horn for other longer-term strategic reasons, and want to ensure we have some hand there.

          1. westernsloper

            Portrayal of the misery on American television prompted outgoing U.S. president George H.W. Bush in late 1992 to dispatch American troops there to try to make possible the delivery of relief supplies. That intervention ended when the famous “Black Hawk Down” episode that killed 18 American servicemen prompted President Bill Clinton to withdraw virtually all American forces from Somalia.

            Interesting spin there. It was fully the Clinton administration that ordered the increase of (SF) forces that were involved in the whole Black Hawk Down episode.

            I don’t think it has anything to do with piracy. Obama’s increase in forces had to do with his love of being able to tell more SF guys to go kill people. I think he got off on that.

            Piracy could be stopped overnight if they wanted to. Nobody is getting on a container ship if the right people are on board. That happens with some shipping companies, but it is expensive. They should shoot them. Kill enough pirates and that shit stops.

          2. FreeSociety

            They’re unaware that water cannons barely deter hippie protesters, let alone pirates.

  25. CatoTheElder

    The assualt occurred as “The woman was walking along West 146th Street between Frederick Douglass Boulevard and Adam Clayton Powell Jr. Boulevard – nearby Jackie Robinson Park”

    The woman is German, so she was probably unfamiliar with the work of Chris Rock.

  26. ArchieBunker

    Why can’t u give us a little summary of each link like Mr Suave does??? You’d be my hero if you did

    1. jesse.in.mb

      Have you started juicing?

      1. ArchieBunker

        Half assed. I haven’t gone the self hating way. Whole fat yogurt with a bunch of fruit was good. Protein powder seems to have helped the last couple days but it could be placebo affect

        1. jesse.in.mb

          You might be just as happy with yogurt and granola or cut up fresh fruit and yogurt. There’s nothing inherently healthy about smoothies unless you’re worried about the health of Jamba Juice’s profits.

          1. ArchieBunker

            I’m planning to integrate veggies into it. Work up to the “healthy but smells and look like the contents of a dirty diaper”. Any suggestions

          2. jesse.in.mb

            Kale?

            I dunno. At that point I’d rather cut up some tomatoes, red onions and cucumber, season it lightly and put a big scoop of labneh on it, or drown it all in kefir. I usually go for smoothies as a way to work more fiber into my diet (hence the self-hating fiber mix-ins options) than as a way to work more fruit and veg in.

    2. CZmacure

      FWIW, I do sorta agree here. I end up hovering the links to try to determine what the story is actually about.

      1. jesse.in.mb

        There are differences of opinion between various link curators as to the optimal amount of explanation that should be provided for the links. I think the strategy here is you’d actually have to click through to see why they fit in the theme, and then theoretically be better able to comment on them down here.

        1. Gilmore

          There are differences of opinion between various link curators as to the optimal amount of explanation

          OR BULLET POINTS

          (glares accusingly in no direction in particular)

        2. ArchieBunker

          Your work is appreciated. But it’d be that much more appreciated with clearer link explanations. But that’s just my critique, not that it was asked for

      2. westernsloper

        Because you are so busy you can’t read a news story? Some I read through some I don’t. I am not seeing it as a big hassle. But then again I quite working a few hours ago.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          Yes, I’m that busy. I don’t even have time to wipe.

  27. Just wanted to drop a quick thanks in here to the folks who all worked tirelessly to find the word I couldn’t find earlier: Hammercorps, Gilmore, Commodious Spittoon, AlexinCT, Tundra, Pan Zagloba, and CZmacure. I didn’t get a chance today to go back in and play in those comments, but your efforts did not go unnoticed

    1. Playa Manhattan

      Tits or GTFO

    2. Gilmore

      What was the word???? Tell me you found it?

    3. Left Hand of Radar

      Was it, “bird”?

      1. Rasilio

        No Grease

    4. Hyperion

      Oh for the sake of all the good that is left in this world, do NOT thank these shitlords! They’re shitlords!