THE CONTINUING AWESOME ADVENTURES OF SECRET NAZI PRESIDENT!!11!1! VOL 16: Secret Nazi World Tour

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101 responses to “THE CONTINUING AWESOME ADVENTURES OF SECRET NAZI PRESIDENT!!11!1! VOL 16: Secret Nazi World Tour”

  1. AlmightyJB

    Woulds

    1. Akira

      Wood

  2. LT_Fish

    Great – extended cut.

  3. Pan Zagloba

    Top notch, sir! It is good to see that vigilance of the media undoes all the Secret Nazi Plans of the Secret Nazi President.

    Although, I think that Pope should have a MEGA hat (Make Eucharist Great Again).

    1. BakedPenguin

      Crap. I missed an opportunity to put Trump in a MAGA popehat.

      1. Pan Zagloba

        In-universe, having him wear it one or two strips later makes more sense (he saw the hat, he commissioned one for himself, but biglier and awesomer, with diamond MAGA on it, so it took some time to finish).

    2. Indeed – this was a really good installment!

      1. egould310

        Agreed. Plus a veritable smorgasbord of ethnic girls. I strongly approve.

  4. Hyperion

    Here’s some self awareness from the progtards on DU.

    YoungDemCA (5,381 posts)

    Anyone else think that Trump is driving everyone fucking mad?

    Because madness begets madness, apparently.

    It can’t be just me.

    1. Gilmore

      or rather, he didn’t realize the implication of his rhetorical question at the end.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      This is what happens when you name your kid after an antihistamine.

      1. dbleagle

        Touche HM

    1. AlmightyJB

      So classy.

    2. Pan Zagloba

      Why do people who have no security apparatus support, hate firearms and despise masculinity desperately want a civil war? They are gonna get fucked once violence starts.

      1. Suthenboy

        After hearing swedish ministers laugh about muslim rape of swedish women and now this fuck stick (tip of the iceberg) and numerous of the ruling class in europe cheer on and facilitate the rape and destruction of their own people I am thinking it couldn’t come fast enough.

        1. AlexinCT

          These people don’t care about the plebes. They look down on these unwashed masses and feel they should just shut up and do what their betters tell them. Thew top men are basically pisses someone is helping the no good plebes overthrow the rigged system that has benefited the top men at the expense of everyone. How dare the masses feel that these intellectuals that constantly harp on equality and saving the down trodden are full of shit and have done nothing but wrong them? Ungrateful unwashed clowns should shut up and keep taking the shafting if they know what is good for them.

        2. John Titor

          Swedish Democrats might win the election next year (they’re poll really, really well compared to what they used to). They’re Euroskeptics and anti-immigrant. That’s when the fun starts.

          1. Pan Zagloba

            But they’d need to have 50% of the vote to win, no? Otherwise every single party will form Grand Coalition to stop them.
            And even if they win the votes, the bureaucracy and judicial system will start a resistance that will make Trump administration look like a well-oiled executive machine…

          2. John Titor

            Sure, but even a massive increase in seats indicates the wind blowing away from the Eurocrat dream, and they’d be fools to ignore it. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if the Swedish Parliamentary organization was just as authoritarian as everything else in that Nazi-sympathizing backward degenerate regime, but what people don’t get is that you don’t try to crush or suppress populism. You give it a chance to let off some steam with a Trump or a Berlusconi, who, despite the rhetoric of the maniac left, are not absolute challengers to the pre-existing system. Because if you don’t eventually the Caesar figure comes into play and it’s a hell of a lot worse.

        3. Pan Zagloba

          After hearing swedish ministers laugh about muslim rape of swedish women

          Jesus fuck, what?!

          I wish I found it unbelievable but after Louise Arbour comedy act, it sounds depressingly plausible.

          1. Suthenboy

            I am sorry. She isnt just a minister, she is the minister for women’s issues. I had forgotten that part.

            https://themuslimissue.wordpress.com/2014/04/14/listen-to-swedish-eu-and-un-rep-margot-wallstrom-laugh-at-swedish-victims-of-muslim-rape/

          2. Pan Zagloba

            Ah, but she’s just ONE minister!

            You said “ministers“. I am glad to see it was just fake news and big bag of nothing!

      2. Rick C-137

        Because they have no context for what an actual civil war would entail. Afatk they have won the cultural revolution and that’s totes the same thing as winning a shooting war.

      3. John Titor

        Compliancy and arrogance mostly. They’re used to the good and comfortable life surrounded by people who agree with them. They think a ‘civil war’ equates to the police and military, solidly in their corner, rounding up their troublesome opponents and removing them from society no problem.

        And they’ll continue believe that up until they get the free helicopter ride.

          1. AlmightyJB

            Damnit!

          2. Pan Zagloba

            OK, this one is great.

          3. Rick C-137

            Wow, the derp is strong there. I think that’s an example of actual alt-right (not boogey-man alt-right).

          4. John Titor

            Considering some of those are using the British Union of Fascists symbol, I’m going to say yes.

          5. AlmightyJB

            Scroll down and check out the Alladin NAP video

            http://ex-army.blogspot.com/2015/10/more-nap-or-zap-crap.html?m=1

          6. Rick C-137

            Nice.

          7. John Titor

            Fifth, it assumes that the whole human race is just like libertarians and their friends, (i. e., Whites of Christian or secular Christian background, of Northwest European origin)

            Well at least Pan isn’t allowed into Libertopia.

          8. Pan Zagloba

            Well at least Pan isn’t allowed into Libertopia.

            Yes, it’s covered by the fact that my very presence is an NAP violation.

        1. Rick C-137

          BTW John, I saw on the evening links a day or so ago where you gave your come to rothbard moment. My oldest and best friend had a similar walk. He and I were rivals and frenimies (the sort who respect each other, while despising their politics). He was an honest-to-marx commie. Had a hammer and sickle T-shirt and castro hat he would wear. After HS we drifted apart for a couple of years then grew closer again. I find out he went full libertarian. It took a couple of years and some deep study but now we can laugh at all the marxist ‘tards who surrounded us in HS. Just thought you would appreciate knowing that your story is repeatable in the right circumstances.

    3. commodious spittoon

      “I did not think for a moment that there was any real incitement to rape. I regret the affair, of course, but I do not regret having defended family planning.”

      Well, okay, let’s turn that around: Front National voters should rape ethnic minorities to help purify them.

      Nope, that doesn’t sound parodic, it sounds just as vile and debased.

      1. Password gl1b

        I cannot imagine the twisted logic necessary to get from “family planning” to advocating rape.

        Refusing the advances of family planning, every pregnancy will result in a little half-breed, a mongrel, an artist that she will eventually come to love.

        Oh… Wow.

        1. Pan Zagloba

          It’s fairly straightforward “u r hypocrite, you’d totally get abortion if it’s convenient for you!”

          I can sorta see where the “satire” comes in, but it’s really just a revenge fantasy of a man who considers his enemies worthless subhumans.

          1. Password gl1b

            Maybe I’m giving him too much credit, but when writing anything like that for public consumption, I’d be 110% paranoid of running afoul of Poe’s Law (or, in simpler terms just that I’d be taken seriously). So, unless he explicitly said it was satire at the time (I’m not researching it further), my strong suspicion is that he’s just trying to wiggle his way out, because he HAD to have known it would be taken seriously and if he didn’t mean it that way, he would have hit ‘cancel post’.

          2. Pan Zagloba

            I think that’s explained by what JT and Rick above said. He never even considered that anyone who matters would do more than chuckle when they read it. The idea that rules apply to subhumans same as to his people is just not something he considered.

        2. Suthenboy

          What is the problem Password? Raping someone for the express purpose of impregnating them is the definition of family planning.

          1. Password gl1b

            Planned Parenthood would like a word….

            Or maybe not. Who knows?

    4. the disciplinary chamber of the Upper Normandy Order of Physicians

      Do they meet in a 1000 year old monastery, wearing hoods and carrying candles. Speaking in Latin only?

      1. Pan Zagloba

        Not now, but once FN comes to power and Makes France French Again…

  5. Rick C-137

    This little tidbit has been cycling around derpbook for a couple of days, figured y’all would get a kick out of it

    https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/6dfr8r/why_arent_germans_patriotic/

    1. Pan Zagloba

      For a group of people that proclaim to love businesses, it’s weird how they can’t understand that the economies of scale made by having a centralised health organisation.

      or that the US govt creates the money and can never go bankrupt and that the federal reserve works independently WITHIN government NOT Outside of government.

      They are basically just fantasy Klingons who like to waste everyone’s time pretending they would prefer to die in a shack in the woods of an easily treatable disease rather than simply accept that here and now we have a government system that kinda works better than not having one.
      Sure, I get it, I’m a slave paying a percentage of my money to “the man” but I’m also quite happy an ambulance will be able to drive along a series of paved and maintained roads and take me to a place where they will treat me without wasting time asking for money.

      wow, what do you say after that one? They showed us!

      (damn, it’s how you get polarization – I just referred to libertarians as “us” even though I’m horribly unpure…)

      1. John Titor

        The ambulance quote is particularly funny because I was rather surprised the last time I was in Montreal to find out that sometimes ambulances just don’t show up. Apparently they’re massively understaffed and have nowhere near enough to cover all the immediate injuries in the city.

        So you pay Quebec taxes for the ambulance, and it still doesn’t show up, on poorly maintained roads and infrastructure built by the mob, to take you to a hospital with long wait times and horribly outdated equipment and service rationing.

        Truly, who doesn’t want that deal?

      2. Rick C-137

        Yeah, my favorite quote from the OP is the whole ‘we vote more taxes on ourselves’ that’s just an awful line of reasoning, and iirc Germany has a parliament that votes on taxes not the citizens themselves, not that that would make it a more moral position.

    2. John Titor

      He forgot “try to take over Europe for the 3rd time because we’re always led by control freak sociopaths.”

      1. Rick C-137

        That’s what I’ve been wanting to post, but stirring the hornets nest is not nearly as fun as it used to be.

  6. The Zenome Project

    Update on the black hole of derp known as California:

    A sweeping proposal to replace private medical insurance in California with a single, government-run health care system has suddenly taken on sharp political edges for Democrats, threatening party unity even as it promises to mobilize voters on the left.

    Supporters say “single-payer” proposals like Senate Bill 562, which the state Senate could vote on this week (They will: bill passed 5-2 at the committee level), are becoming a hard-and-fast litmus test for Democrats in California, and perhaps nationally — despite the long odds of one state going it alone with a top-to-bottom health care overhaul.

    The uprising delivered a clear message for California’s Democratic politicians: SB 562 is not just a conversation starter hastily drafted under the specter of an Affordable Care Act repeal; it must be passed and signed into law. Now.

    Then, two days later, came the numbers: California would have to collect roughly $200 billion in private funding to run the $400 billion program, most likely through a payroll tax that Californians would pay instead of premiums, co-pays and deductibles, according to a long-awaited Senate committee report. The $200 billion is more than the state’s entire $124 billion general fund budget, which pays for everything from K-12 education to social services.

    If Senate leaders call for a vote on the bill this week by Friday’s deadline, Democrats have a choice: Do they support a proposal with which they may agree in concept, but which would have profound — yet still unspecified — implications for the state? Or do they vote against it and risk being painted as a “corporate Democrat” in a primary challenge?

    At this point, don’t you think that the progs should get what they want good and hard? You would think that it would be the ideal endorsement of ending the idea of single-payer for good and getting momentum towards Obamacare repeal. I hope it passes, honestly.

    1. Pan Zagloba

      When did any failure of a government program (military excepted) cause progs to rethink said program, beyond “needz more funding, and topper men”?

      1. The Zenome Project

        Not the progs, but everybody else. You know, all of the ones that voted out the left after Obamacare.

        1. Pan Zagloba

          Voting out progs…in California?

          And note, Obamacare is still a fact. Despite the opposition and the electoral slaughter. Not even a modest reform that keeps the system in place looks like a possibility. A single-payer system will be entrenched and unassailable until you get to Mad Max future.

          1. The Zenome Project

            I didn’t say California, I meant energizing the base in the still-wrongthinking states.

          2. Pan Zagloba

            Oh, to be sure!

            I’m just thinking, once Cali has it, their High Speed Rail has better chance of being cancelled than the monstrosity they create. And their best hope is to use demographics to gain more influence on the federal level for inevitable bailout.

            Won’t work quite as well if there’s a mass exodus without countervailing immigration, of course.

    2. Rick C-137

      It’ll pass, Cali will come one step closer to be a future not really socialist failed state.

      1. AlmightyJB

        The rest of us will be bailing them out.

        1. The Zenome Project

          #PrayForCalexit

          1. AlmightyJB

            Lol. Yeah, it’s never going to happen.

          2. Rick C-137

            Then we have to deal with a stream of Cali refugees. I say let them split but do it on a county basis.

          3. AlmightyJB

            Maybe China could use some cheap labor. Free boat ride to a communist country. That should be like a dream come true to them.

          4. The Zenome Project

            Promise Jefferson as the 50th state and let Cali become the new China. All of the kulaks and wreckers can settle in Jefferson, and they can work their way to full paradise!

          5. John Titor

            Bigger problem is that foreign powers would probably end up footing California’s bills. China promises to loan them money in exchange for, say, building military bases and stationing troops in North America. I don’t think Calexit would last long enough for it to even happen due to the overwhelming security and defense issues.

    3. Gilmore

      bill passed 5-2 at the committee level

      who were the 2? do they say?

    4. mexican sharpshooter

      Me too. You hear that Phoenix? Thats the sound of the housing market coming back. Time to flip some houses!

      Woot woot!

    5. Gilmore

      At this point, don’t you think that the progs should get what they want good and hard?

      Absolutely.

      Someone pointed out long ago = the undoing of progressive politicians is always “getting what they ask for”.

      Every burst of progressivism in US government history has been a boom-bust cycle. they rise to power on the back of their self-righteous rhetoric, then implement their unicorn-fart-based policies, and then the whole thing collapses when people realize that SHIT COSTS MONEY, and they’re booted out of power.

      It then takes 2 decades to undo the damage from all their shitty ideas, at which point a new generation of young-voters appears who have no idea how anything works, and they become ripe pickings for a new crop of progressive politicians.

      1. AlmightyJB

        It doesn’t help that they keep switching back and forth between liberals and progressives. After they gave progressive a bad name they switched to liberal, then after they ruined that brand, now they’re progressive again

      2. The Zenome Project

        The generation right after me, the 2000s kids, are allegedly the most conservative generation in 50+ years. If any group cuts the prog streak, it might be those folks. Also a reason for optimism: the wings of conservatism that actually care about fiscal responsibility are all young, including millennial conservatives, and will replace the neoconservatives and entrenched moderates in the party in the next ten years.

        1. Rick C-137

          I’ve heard that too. It will be hilarious when the progs of today become the boomers of tomorrow. The boomers for all their anti-authority speak became some of the biggest authoritarians. This gen of progs don’t even deny their repressive aims. The gen after us (assuming you too are a millennial) will indeed be a nice pendulum swing back.

          1. AlmightyJB

            Hopefully you are right. I kind of feel that will happen as well.

          2. The Zenome Project

            If it’s actually true, I will officially defect from the Millennial team and identify as a transageist with the 2000 team.

          3. mexican sharpshooter

            There might be some truth to that. My little brother, born 1998, happens to be a Trumpeñero. Of course, he goes to Arizona State’s business school, so it might be a function of the crowd he’s hanging around.

          4. The Zenome Project

            I’m a ’91 baby (just turned 26), but politically and culturally I fit better with the younger generation. The graduating classes when I was in HS were the times where the social justice movement were really at their peak, mainly because their god-king Obama was in power. Almost all of the people that I talk politics with are usually 3-7 years younger than me, probably because it had jumped the shark by then.

  7. AlmightyJB

    So tried posting above but ran out of space. Scroll down and check out this clowns Alladen video on the NAP.

    http://ex-army.blogspot.com/2015/10/more-nap-or-zap-crap.html?m=1

    1. Rick C-137

      Watched it. Hilarious. I enjoy a good ribbing every now and then.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Yeah, usually you don’t see that much effort being put into those sorts of things. I did get a chuckle out of it.

    2. John Titor

      I always find the ‘MUH WHITE RACE CAN ONLY LIBERTARIAN’ argument to be weird considering, you know, how whites are overwhelmingly non-libertarian statists. And are the birthplace of communism and fascism, the two most controlling, absolutist and destructive ideologies in human history.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Truth. That’s how I feel about White Supremacists. I always think you people evidently haven’t met very many white people.

      2. Pan Zagloba

        Yes, but you forget (((whose))) fault Communism was. And Fascism, too, if indirectly!

        1. John Titor

          Ah yes, that (((Karl Marx))), lover of the Jews:

          What is the secular basis of Judaism? Practical need, self-interest. What is the worldly religion of the Jew? Huckstering. What is his worldly God? Money.

          …the emancipation of the Jews is the emancipation of mankind from Judaism.

        2. Heroic Mulatto

          Rand/Rosenbaum, Nozick, Rothbard, Friedman, von Mises, Block, Kiezner, etc., etc.

      3. Suthenboy

        Yeah…tying political philosophy to race is moronic.

        Confusing the corporeal with the ethereal is pretty easy for people.

    3. Heroic Mulatto

      Is no one going to talk about the fact that if this asshole served in ‘Nam in 1968, the youngest he could be is 67? And that 67 is way too old to be festooning your entire blog with anime waifu gifs? And that doing so is prima facie evidence that this guy is a pedophile?

      1. Pan Zagloba

        You dove way too deep into the blog. I clicked on Randian waifu, chuckled and closed it.

        Man…’68? Jesus, did Starblazers help him cope with PTSD or something? And if so, why are his waifus not Matsumoto-styled? Would be less creepy, and more refreshing, and why am I even thinking about this now?!

        You are still destroying remnants of my sanity despite me learning Not To Click Links!!!! Curse your advanced ways!

      2. AlmightyJB

        I kind of assumed everything he says is bullshit including his veteran status.

      3. John Titor

        To be fair HM, you have a browser history of someone half your age.

        I get the feeling that he may be lying about his service record.

  8. Hyperion

    This is hilarious.

    We love you Maxine!

    1. The Zenome Project

      Dingbat Maxine is in the wrong career; I seriously want to advocate getting her to take over Samantha Bee’s show. The most unintentionally hilarious person in Congress.

    2. AlmightyJB

      I’m guessing 90% are DU writers or DNC social media operatives.

      1. Ayn Random Variation

        Yeah, I really want to believe that those posts aren’t being made by real representatives of my species.

    3. John Titor

      “we already know enough right NOW, to impeach him”!!!

      Even if the evidence completely stacked up against Trump, I don’t believe Maxine would ever ‘know enough’.

  9. DEG

    Carina’s implants are ugly. Shame, she has a pretty face.

    Mari, Alia, Becky: foursome.

    Another good episode.