Saturday Morning Links

Let us have a cup of coffee and read a few links, shall we? OK, how about a cuppa and you just snark on whatever you want?  That should work!

  • Oops. NOT brought to you by the Thai Ministry of Tourism.
  • OK!!! I can do the whisky part, but do I have to do the cigars?!
  • Master genius super criminal caught!
  • Turkish purge continues.

So there you have ’em. Commence to commentin’!!!

Comments

441 responses to “Saturday Morning Links”

    1. Old Man With Candy

      My. Goodness.

    2. Tundra

      Racists.

    3. Suthenboy

      That is some creepy shit right there. Commie profs spend years brainwashing students with marxist bullshit and end up on the receiving end of struggle sessions. Good for them.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        They’re being abused and they want more. It’s one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen and I feel sorry for the few sane people who exist on that campus.

    4. Raven Nation

      I’m pretty sure that Evergreen is one of the most left-wing campuses in the country.

    5. Q Continuum

      Were a taxpayer in the State of Washington, I would be writing every State Senator and Rep to pull public funding from this institution. If they want to engage in Maoist purges, do it with your own money. Not gonna happen I know, but at some point the normals have to start reconsidering publicly funded education as a whole. Why would anyone send your kid to this place?

    6. Count Potato

      WTF??

      “We demand that the video created for Day of Absence and Day of Presence that was stolen by white supremacists and edited to expose and ridicule the students and staff be taken down by the administration by this Friday.”

      https://www.thecollegefix.com/post/32824/

      Another video was posted here the other day. I didn’t watch it because it was an hour long. But it reminded me of Occupy Wall Street.

      1. Count Potato

        Hmmm, I googled and couldn’t find it. Maybe YouTube yielded to their demands.

    7. Gilmore

      I watched 2+ hours of Brett Weinstein on the Rubin Report last night (while crocked)

      i feel like i know more or less every detail of the story now. I think if there’s any real “bad guys” in this thing, its the administration, but mainly the school president/chancellor and Naima Lowe and her fellow travelers. The way the prof tells the story, if the faculty had simply told the kids to calm down and exerted a bit more necessary authority, the kids would have expressed their grievances in some more productive way. Instead they had their insanity catered to and validated. He has 100 little details that make clear how the psycho-SJW 10% of the student body basically hijacked the rest of the school and did it with the assistance of certain faculty.

      1. straffinrun

        The President wasn’t going to reign this shit in. That place is worse than Jonestown.

        1. Gilmore

          I think the end result of a lot of this stuff is going to go like this

          basically, they black kids are going to get tired of the pandering bullshit from the white-SJWs and the LGBTQ brigades, and demand control. and when they get it, the first thing they’re going to do is point the finger at the rich white liberals and go, Why the Fuck Aint You Done Anything? because for all the Salon-esque public weeping and moaning, the progressive-left doesn’t really prioritize things like decriminalizing the ghetto, or fixing public education, or helping businesses grow in minority communities, etc. they just talk a big game. Which is how you get shit like that Bernie rally in Seattle.

          they might play it cool during these intra-election years, but i think in 2020 when the white left comes begging to black america for support, they’re going to be surprised to find that many aren’t all that into them anymore.

          1. straffinrun

            They don’t have a choice. “Come one, come all ye oppressed classes!” motto has left them zero room to maneuver. They’ll try and paper over the differences they have in prioritizing the grievances, but, as you said, they can’t cover the rot. The problem with intersectionality is that it is designed to collapse on itself. I’d bet on violence before this is all said and done.

          2. Count Potato

            “Isn’t that OBVIOUS? You got half your kids are out of work and the other half are in jail. Do you see ANY Democrat doing anything about it? Certainly not me! So what’re you gonna do, vote Republican? Come on! Come on, you’re not gonna vote Republican! Let’s call a spade a spade! ”

            — Senator Jay Billington Bulworth

          3. Gilmore

            No, i don’t think they’ll vote republican en masse.

            But i think they’re going to learn that they have disproportionate impact on the margins. If 20% of them stay home, and another 10% DOES vote republican, the DNC will no longer have a guaranteed lock on that population.

            And i think the possibility of that terrifying reality is becoming clearer to the leaders of the party. Their whole “just wring your hands about racism”-schtick, as tho “pretending to care” is all politicians need to do… is getting very thin.

            I think a lot of these black college kids who scream about LGBTQ and SJW issues – which are mostly defined by white proggy types – are going to get older and they’re going to sober up. And they’re going to remain political, but in a different way. And that different way might be far more interested in advancing black interests to the exclusion of the bullshit SJW narratives. And that’s when the shit will hit the fan. as it should

          4. Viking1865

            When I was in high school, Doug Wilder was the mayor, and he had been the first black governor elected outside of the Southern Occupation years. This girl asked him a question, after his speech, about a new factory that he had pushed through near the river. She was whining about the winged leopard snail and the yellow bellied bog toad, and he cut her off with “young lady, people in Richmond need jobs. They need jobs, and this factory is in complete compliance with all environmental laws.”

            I do think that maybe Trump’s “What have you got to lose?” question might be a mustard seed that pays dividends down the road for the GOP. The issue is that, for the black people in this country, the problem is that they live in big cities, which are actively hostile to small business and to industry. They don’t want new factories, new fabrication, new machine shops. They want finance, they want biomed, they want tech, and they want coffee shops and bars with craft beer, and fusion restaurants. There’s quite frankly, not any jobs for the black products of the black school system. Just the dole, and selling coke to stockbrokers and weed to tech workers.

            Voting Republican for President doesn’t fix the issue for the black population: they live in cities, and cities are controlled by Democrats, and the modern Democratic Party hates blue collar business. They like white collar business, they don’t want to have anything to do with icky, carbon producing industry. They want cities to be composed of trendy lofts, gleaming knowledge economy LEED certified office buildings, sleek restaurants, and nonprofits. The modern prog vision of city doesn’t have factories, foundries, meatpacking plants, or anything else like it. That shit they want outside the local beltway.

          5. Gilmore

            You make a good point. But not all blacks in America live in cities. And not all blacks that live in cities are trapped in the perma-cycle of dependency. My point was that these selfsame radical-lefty SJW/BLM blacks are going to mature at some point, and they’re likely going to challenge a lot of the black-political status quo in urban places as well.

          6. Count Potato

            “I mean – come on! You can have a Billion Man March! If you don’t put down that malt liquor and chicken wings, and get behind someone other than a running back who stabs his wife, you’re NEVER gonna get rid of somebody like me! “

          7. Gilmore

            get behind someone other than a running back who stabs his wife,

            jesus, that movie was prescient. I can’t believe it got made.

            I’ve never actually seen it.

          8. Count Potato

            You should. It’s fucking hilarious. And there are worse-looking women than Halle Berry.

          9. BigT

            “in 2020 when the white left comes begging to black america for support, they’re going to be surprised to find that many aren’t all that into them anymore.”

            Yeah, they’ll all vote for Adolph Trump. Right.

    8. Rufus the Monocled

      That’s a list of names one should keep….and not hire.

      Not very bright those people.

      1. R C Dean

        No need to keep a list of names. I’m comfortable not hiring anyone from that school.

        1. Vhyrus

          This. If you’re stupid enough to give money to these people year after year you’ve proven a complete lack of common sense.

        2. The Elite Elite

          You know who else kept a list of names?

          1. MikeS

            Oskar Schindler?

          2. trshmnstr

            Santa Claus?

    9. Gilmore

      Also, Prof Weinstein was on Joe Rogan yesterday. (have not seen)

      The Rubin Report was really just about 45mins of them talking about the backstory, and then 1hr+ of Q+A with a ‘call-in’ audience. W/ Rogan, he’s going to ramble for 3 hours and get lots of Roganizing. Maybe more interesting, maybe less, i don’t know.

      1. Gilmore

        oh, link

        1. straffinrun

          Watched it today. Weinstein is a piece of work. How could I have known that the identity politics I’ve engaged in over the years would have resulted in this? And Rogan absolutely sucks in this interview. He just seems have to have the hot interview. Terrible follow up questions.

          1. Gilmore

            How could I have known that the identity politics I’ve engaged in over the years would have resulted in this?

            1 – in fairness, he’s a biology teacher. he’s not up to his neck in critical theory.

            2 – i went to an experimental HS in NY that was very similar to Evergreen in many respects. many of the teachers were former SDS people from Harvard. and they would have had the same reaction if they were being given the Cultural Revolution shit by their students the way he was. There’s just a huge generation-gap between the leftism of his youth,and the current crop of kids, who have this M.O. of “mobbing” people. They don’t understand how it got from “sober and boring debates about race theory” in classrooms, to ‘shrieking accusations of being ‘unsafe’ and pointing fingers at their liberal peers’.

            The thing that fucks them is that all their traditional tactics of “everyone just have a group hug” don’t work anymore. Once you’ve been labeled an impure-person, you have to self-flagellate and then sign one of these “Solidarity Documents”. If you actually try and debate the mob, you will be burned at the stake.

          2. Gilmore

            Something interesting i picked up from the rogan interview which i think helps clarify things =

            lefties like him (and my former SDS teachers) have a sincere belief that studying stuff like ‘logic, rhetoric, science’ – and all the aspects of a ‘traditional’ classical education actually HELP you advance lefty ideas.

            – Basically, that you need to be armed with logic *in addition to* the critical race theory and Po-Mo arguments. That the former is actually a necessary backdrop for the latter.

            Whereas the current crop of lefty college kids are either too-lazy or too-dumb to want to do all that shit, and just say, “Fuck that oppression-science! YOUR LOGIC IS WHITE LOGIC” and dismiss arguments they don’t have the tools to respond to.

            That’s the thing that confuses guys like Weinstein. even if he agrees with them about many of their beliefs, he still thinks you need to be logical, and he doesn’t understand why that makes him their enemy.

  1. Count Potato

    “Lush Cosmetics asked its employees to show up naked to make a point about the environment—even though its past campaigns may have exposed its staffers up to sexual harassment.

    Around 100 employees nationwide participated, wearing only their sneakers and black work aprons, emblazoned with “Get Naked.” On an Instagram post showing several nearly nude workers, Lush said its “brave lushies across North America (voluntarily) stripped down to shed light on the detrimental impact of over-packaging.””

    https://heatst.com/culture-wars/lush-insists-it-doesnt-pressure-staff-to-get-naked-and-show-bare-bottoms-for-green-activism/

    1. Trigger Hippie

      ‘…shed light on the detrimental impact of over-packaging.’

      Gaped ass induced hershey swirls?

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        I think you might have clicked on the wrong link.

  2. JD

    TSTSNBN: “The Indestructible Idea of the Basic Income”

    “It has supporters across the political spectrum, from Silicon Valley capitalists to academic communists.” [All emphasis mine.]

    “In Stern’s case, the central issue driving his interest in the idea is the turmoil he expects automation to bring to the economy. In the future, he and Lee Kravitz predict in their 2016 book Raising the Floor, tens of millions of jobs will disappear, leaving much of the country stuck with work that is “contingent, part-time, and driven largely by people’s own motivation, creativity, and the ability to make a job out of ‘nothing.’

    “… provided that people still have to contribute money to some sort of retirement system…”

    “Under Murray’s plan, citizens would be required to use part of their grant to buy health insurance, and insurance companies would be required to treat the population as a single pool.”

    “This isn’t the first time the basic income or an idea like it has edged its way onto the agenda. It isn’t even the first time we’ve seemed to see an ideological convergence.”

    “Libertarians see it as a way to simplify the welfare maze into a cheaper and less intrusive single program.” [Real libertarians see it as a new scheme to make the redistribution of stolen wealth simpler but no less evil.]

    The derp goes on and on. How they can keep using words like “required” and “guaranteed” and claim any ideological consistency is ridiculous.

    Surely this basic income issue and article proves once and for all that TSTSNBN is no longer a voice of libertarianism. I have maintained my digital subscription of the magazine but I won’t be renewing it. I’ll send that money to Glibs when that’s possible.

    1. The Elite Elite

      What, government requirements and guarantees are totally libertarian!

      1. Suthenboy

        Isnt forceable wealth redistribution a core libertarian tenet?

        1. Tundra

          I always thought libertarian principles were so simple and straightforward.

          Clearly, I’m not a deep enough thinker for the modern libertarian movement.

        2. BigGreg

          I can see how someone could think “The welfare state isn’t going anywhere anytime soon, so we could at least make it more efficient and less expensive.” What I can’t see is how you’d accomplish that without a constitutional amendment. As much as I’d like to see the welfare state whittled away, making it permanent is too high a price.

          1. JD

            Libertarianism: I’d prefer a bucket of warm water over my head than a bucket of warm piss.

          2. Suthenboy

            The trouble is every time some issue is discussed they always seem to land on the left. They really just have one foot in the closet. I think it was Gillespie that let it slip once that he isnt solidly opposed to gun control. I think it was him.

            Finding one’s position on gun control is a pretty good litmus test.

          3. BigGreg

            The True libertarian litmus test is pot, Mexicans and ass sex. It is known.

      2. F. Stupidity Jr.

        “REASON IS NOT SOME SORT OF MONOLITH” – The inevitable argument every time a piece like this appears. Because everyone knows Reason has no editorial control or discretion whatsoever.

        1. Rhywun

          That argument flies with one-off posts by some-time contributors. Not so much with pages-long think pieces by their senior editors.

          1. DOOMco

            exactly.

    2. Q Continuum

      My goodness how they have fallen.

        1. Q Continuum

          Well, that’s just all the right-wing, Nazi, deplorables leaving. Reason is way too enlightened for their business.

        2. Holger-da-Dane

          I guess cocktail parties really are more important than traffic.

        3. Gustave Lytton

          Top Keywords from Search Engines
          Which search keywords send traffic to this site?

          Keyword Percent of Search Traffic
          1. reason 5.98%
          2. bannon kushner feud 0.62%
          3. mcdouble calories 0.43%
          4. reasons 0.33%
          5. alternative minimum tax 0.30%

        4. R C Dean

          Those stats are catastrophic, and the trend is still pretty strongly down. If our website had stats like that, we’d have cleaned out our communications department and started over.

          I’m having a hard time believing nobody at Reason or the foundation gives a shit. But, as long as they hold the course they are on, that’s the only conclusion I can draw.

        5. straffinrun

          1.4% from Japan? Lol.

        6. straffinrun

          Where do reason.com’s visitors go next?

          *Sets ball on tee*

          1. F. Stupidity Jr.
          2. BigT

            Back to pornhub of course

    3. Holger-da-Dane

      I’ll send that money to Glibs when that’s possible.

      Not only Reason, but CATO is going this way as well it seems.

      Maybe Glibertarians need to start a new think tank?

      “The Yokel Institute”

      1. The Zenome Project

        The issue with Reason and CATO is that they’re in DC, where it is too easy to capitulate to the regressive and bureaucratic left for favors and clicks. If you want pure libertarian ideas to rule the day, go full-blown Mises and set up shop in Alabama or another less-populated red state.

        1. Vhyrus

          I vote Arizona. Better weather.

      2. Pope Jimbo

        The Institute for Tractor Tugs for Yokels (TITTY)

        1. DOOMco

          This is the best idea, Pope.

  3. Count Potato

    “The self-proclaimed Islamic State has issued a statement condemning self-proclaimed comedian Kathy Griffin, accusing her of “cultural appropriation” after she posed for a photograph with a mock severed head of President Donald Trump.

    “ISIS condemns Kathy Griffin for cultural appropriation

    The group, which has been protective of its brand ever since taking over vast swaths of Iraq and Syria and establishing itself as the premier beheading agency in the Middle East, said it was deeply disturbed by Griffin’s “ignorant and offensive” use of a “sacred Islamic State tradition.”

    “This is just another example of a privileged white woman culturally appropriating the proud custom of a marginalized people. Beheadings are our thing, not your thing,” said the statement, which was released on Telegram.”

    http://www.duffelblog.com/2017/06/kathy-griffin-donald-trump-beheading/

    1. Suthenboy

      Beheadings are a sacred tradition in the religion of peace.

      Got it.

      We should get school children to send them letters of support.

      1. Um…it’s Duffleblog.

        1. Rhywun

          I hope that means “satire”.

          1. Very much so. Very funny stuff.

          2. Hammercorps

            Oooh look, something else to go with The Onion!

          3. The Onion has been hit or miss since a big time Hillary fan bought it. Duffleblog has stayed consistently funny. Of course, it is probably a bit skewed toward the military crowd, by nature.

    2. I’m guessing satire – there’s only about a 3% chance I’m wrong.

    3. Pope Jimbo

      I was going to post this this pic which is the same joke.

  4. *raises hand* I’m present!

    And off to buy a mountain of mulch, plants, a frame for the oil painting that arrived yesterday, and god knows what else.

    1. Tundra

      Moved a couple tons of rocks and dug out the remains of an amur maple last weekend. Planting today. Ain’t landscaping grand?

    2. how much mulch can fit in a Mini Cooper? Let’s find out! ::game show music::

      1. Tundra

        Just have it delivered if you need more than a couple yards.

        1. I sure do miss my Toyota truck – slow but such a workhorse

          1. Lachowsky

            You know what other group is known for their toyota trucks?

          2. The Chadian Army?

          3. Q Continuum

            The redneck Asian family down the street from me?

          4. Count Potato

            Redneck asians? If that’s a thing, I approve.

          5. BigGreg

            Asian rednecks are absolutely a thing. One of my customers is a Vietnamese redneck. Imagine the Vietnamese accent and a Southern drawl at the same time.

          6. Rhywun

            I can imagine that.

          7. Q Continuum

            The best thing is that they’re FOB types with pretty thick accents; but they have adopted ‘MURICA! attitudes in no time. Totally into guns, drinking Milwaukee’s Best (not Heineken!) on the porch, wearing wife beaters and giant Stars and Stripes out front. Still have a Trump sign in the yard.

          8. BakedPenguin
          9. Gustave Lytton

            In a class with someone from Vietnam. He found the climate in NC to be too dry in the summer.

          10. Akira

            My dad is kind of an Asian redneck. He spends a lot of time sitting on the couch in his underwear watching NASCAR.

            I have some redneck Asian tendencies myself; I love to barbecue and drink beer, and I occasionally listen to Merle Travis.

          11. trshmnstr

            How has this not come up yet?

          12. Holger-da-Dane

            The cast of Top Gear?

          13. Lachowsky

            I really enjoyed the episode where they tried to kill a Hilux. I learned to drive on an 83 yota 4wd. I have a soft spot in my heart for those trucks. One of these days I’m going to buy a mid eighties yota and restore it.

          14. Holger-da-Dane

            I think there were at least two episodes, because they failed at killing it in the first one. They finally put it on the roof of a building, which is then demolished.

            After digging the truck out of the rubble, they manage to start the engine.

    3. JD

      So I understand you’ll be spreading mulch and plants around your oil painting? Just to be clear.

      1. It’s modern art!

    4. The Elite Elite

      Sounds like you’ll have a busy day. About the most I plan to do today is play some video games and watch some more of the new House of Cards season.

      1. Hammercorps

        House of Cards is something I’ve been meaning to start, but never got around too. Need to catch up on Fargo first.

        1. The Elite Elite

          It’s pretty good. Probably hits way too close to the mark on how politics actually operates.

          1. The Last American Hero

            No. The real pols are neither that cunning or smart. VEEP is a documentary on DC.

            Although I really enjoyed the first 2 seasons of HOC.

          2. The Elite Elite

            I was thinking mainly the reporters and politicians getting in bed together (literally and figuratively) along with having them murdered when they stop being an asset. No, most politicians are not anything close to as intelligent as Frank Underwood. But, I’m sure some of them might have some of that cunning and planning though.

          3. The Elite Elite

            Also, gotta give Netflix some props. That they’d create a show that has Democrats as all the main characters and show them all to be very scummy people was very surprising. So I can forgive them for some Dear White People and Bill Nye crap. But the trend has been too good there lately. Compare the success of HOC to those two garbage shows, Netflix. Cut the SJW crap off.

          4. The Elite Elite

            “Hasn’t been.” WHERE’S MUH EDIT BUTTON!?

          5. Hammercorps

            Maybe, but they’re doing The Witcher as a TV show, so all is forgiven.

          6. The Elite Elite

            I forgot about that. Really hope that’s good. Still need to finish the recently finished English translation of Lady of the Lake.

          7. Hammercorps

            As long as they don’t try to make it PG-13, I don’t think we have much to worry about. They’re working directly with Platige and Andrzej Sapkowski is going to be a creative consultant on the show, so I have hopes.

            Lady of the Lake was pretty damn good. Still waiting for Narrenturm and Viper to get translated to English.

          8. mr simple

            I actually had a woman use HOC as a justification for voting for Hillary. Sure HRC lies and does bad stuff, but since watching HOC she realized that’s just how politics works and they all do it, so it’s ok.

          9. thom

            This – DC people love HOC because it portrays them the way they think of themselves. (Which is what Veep is basically portraying…which is why it is funny)

          10. The Elite Elite

            They see themselves as scumbags that do anything to hold on to power and have no principles? Didn’t Barney Frank crap on HOC saying it gave people a very bad and inaccurate view of Washington politics?

          11. John Titor

            It makes them appear hyper-competent and they can handwave Underwood as being a ‘bad egg, you know, the type we protect you from’. It’s not The West Wing in terms of masturbatory politician fantasy but it’s still ridiculous.

          12. The Elite Elite

            It portrays Underwood as hyper-competent. I don’t really get that from any of the other politicians in the show. They all seem like self centered fools unwittingly being moved into their positions by Underwood for his power.

          13. Agent Cooper

            Nah. It’s off the charts absurd. Like the First Lady could have an affair with her speechwriter and NOT have it leaked to the press?

            I still watch it, though.

          14. The Elite Elite

            Oh, a lot of the plot is absurd. But the portrayal of all these (mostly Democratic) politicians as total scumbags that worry only about their own power is totally spot on. Much better than the fantasy of selfless public servants.

        2. SimonD

          I’ve tried to watch it, but Robin Wright has such a punchable face that it distracts from the rest of the show.

          I’ll just do without.

          1. The Elite Elite

            Isn’t that on purpose though? As someone said in one of the afternoon links threads earlier this week, the Underwoods are essentially supposed to be the Clintons. You’re supposed to want to punch them.

          2. SimonD

            Eh. I know it’s late, so this probably won’t go through.

            I’m not talking about the character; I mean Robin Wright. I couldn’t stand the Princess Bride, or Forrest Gump either.

          3. The Elite Elite

            Ah, I get you now.

    5. Old Man With Candy

      SP and I are off to glamorous Buffalo. Two day seminar on acoustic measurement. I know how to live.

      1. Count Potato

        SpectraFoo?

        1. Old Man With Candy

          They’re in Florida. No way. No fucking way.

          1. Count Potato

            As far as I remember they started in Long Island. Anyway, they’re a great company.

          2. Old Man With Candy

            Interestingly, one of the sessions is measurement of extremely loud signals, for which we are going to a gun range.

            Once you get out of the NYC area, NY state is a pretty cool place.

          3. Lachowsky

            I have a friend that lives in Saugerties NY. I went there to visit several years ago. It was pretty nice. Not much different from where I live. I didn’t even go to NYC. I wasn’t interested. Still not interested actually.

          4. Count Potato

            Unfortunately, the taxes and guns laws are bad statewide.

          5. It’s too bad the migration of NYC people northward is turning Ulster County into TEAM BLUE derp.

      2. *OMWC strides into club, makes it rain*

        HOLLLAH FOR OMWC’s DOLLAH!

      3. F. Stupidity Jr.

        Can you bring me back a Thurman Thomas home jersey? It doesn’t have to be authentic, it can have the screened-on letters. I’ll totally pay you back.

        1. Old Man With Candy

          No love for Tyrod Taylor? RACIST.

    6. It wasn’t supposed to rain here today, but dammit, it’s raining out right now.

    7. RBS

      Lord Humungus’ new painting

    8. The painting

      I’m updating a mid-century house so lots of uh, stuff like this. Plus swiveling evil mastermind chairs. And lots of color – unlike the Art & Craft house I did before.

      1. R C Dean

        I’m to the point where I like just about any style of house if its well done. I have a weakness for Arts and Crafts, though – our Santa Fe style house is slowly getting furnished and dressed up in Mission furniture (I came very close to dropping a bunch of cash on this dining room collection when it was on sale last month, but fortunately sanity, in the form of a cluebat judiciously applied by Mrs. Dean, prevailed.

        1. My folks have a bunch of Stickley furniture – the price on the stuff is pretty steep, so for my previous, previous house I used a lot of knock-offs.

          There is a light / lamp company that specializes in Arts and Crafts – lots of good stuff at The Bright Spot

          That’s where I bought my one-piece, all wood floor lamps with leaded glass shades.

          1. R C Dean

            Bookmarked. Thanks, H.

            This is our Last House. Everything I buy for it will need to last the rest of my life, so I need the real deal on quality. Also, telling myself its the last time I will buy it really helps me rationalize spending way too much.

      2. R C Dean

        I’m trying to find some sconces I like as much as these for less money, but it ain’t easy. They stink of quality.

  5. Count Potato

    “City bans family from farmers market because they won’t host same-sex weddings at their orchard”

    http://www.theblaze.com/news/2017/06/01/city-bans-family-from-farmers-market-because-they-wont-host-same-sex-weddings-at-their-orchard/

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Seems like a bit of an overreach.

    2. DOOMco

      but they sell the the gaiz at the market, i assume.

    3. Apparently, there wasn’t any substantiated complaint filed with the City’s Human Relations Commission – their position seems to be that the city government can proactively go after wrongthinkers who haven’t even been sanctioned by the local “civil rights” bureaucrats.

      1. And maybe they’ve interpreted the ordinance correctly, all the more reason to give the ordinance an acid bath in the First Amendment.

    4. Vhyrus

      If this isn’t a slam dunk first amendment violation I don’t what is.

  6. The cigar is for sticking up your intern’s hoo-haw.

  7. Tundra

    You had me at ‘coffee’.

    *sips*

    1. I thought he meant “covfefe”.

      1. I don’t have any of that on hand, sad!

        1. RBS

          There are plenty of links to british tabloids…

  8. Gosh, Tater, if only we had some links to discuss….

    *narrows gaze*

    1. Count Potato

      I showed up early and got bored.

      *shrug*

      1. We exist to serve – knock yourself out.

        *un-narrows gaze*

  9. Count Potato
    1. Old Man With Candy

      She looks bloated with crepe-y skin. That’s an old, old 30.

      1. The Elite Elite

        Yeah, that’s pretty sad. She used to be pretty damn cute.

      2. Count Potato

        And she was so beautiful before all the drugs. It’s a shame, really.

      3. Q Continuum

        30 going on 47.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          She looks good for 47. Not great, but good.

  10. Old Man With Candy

    Turkish purge continues

    Sharing a cell with this guy.

    So when do they join the EU…?

    1. December 8th….2814.

  11. Count Potato

    Morning Would:

    “Braless Olivia stuns in Daisy Dukes as she puts on leggy display in lace up gladiator heels”

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4568196/Olivia-Munn-stuns-tiny-Daisy-Dukes-lace-high-heels.html

    1. Slammer

      Do the British have a different definition of TINY?

      1. Tundra

        Maybe they are ‘Granny Dukes’?

      2. The Elite Elite

        Wait, you read the article? You didn’t just look at the pics?

        1. Slammer

          Her knees are hideous

          1. This from a poster with turtle skin….

          2. Careful, Ted. Two or three years ago he was part of just another snake cult, now… they’re everywhere.

          3. He and his friends are going to drop bombs on us from space.

          4. Slammer

            What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart, I gave you this! Such a waste. Contemplate this on the tree of woe.

      3. mr simple

        The legs actually look pretty short, they’re just high-waisted, or actually on her waist.

    2. JD

      “gladiator high heels” NTTAWWT

      1. *throws trident at paparazzi*

    3. mr simple

      She wrapped Office Christmas Party, The Lego Ninjago Movie, and the all-female reboot Ocean’s Eight.

      So this is going to be a thing now? This is something we need to do? No new ideas?

  12. Tundra

    The Thailand story is hilarious. The level of detail and the photographs of the hooker casually chatting with the cops is priceless.

    Why can’t we have a paper like the Sun?

    1. SugarFree

      Because we wouldn’t be able to handle the punny boob quizzes.

      1. Tundra

        *subscribes*

      2. Q Continuum

        When they start doing this with vulvae, gimme a call.

    2. In the sidebar:

      Simon Cowell will fund £80,000 back operation for Britain’s Got Talent MerseyGirls finalist Julia Carlile

      MerseyGirls dancer needs a US operation to treat her curved spine ailment scoliosis

      Gotta love that NHS. The wonder of the modern world.

      1. Q Continuum

        HEALTHCARE IS A RIGHT SHITLORD!

      2. The Last American Hero

        That’s what they mean by single payer. Simon Cowell pays for everyone’s health care.

    3. westernsloper

      I liked this:

      Officers who visited the room at the Hideaway Guest house found used condoms, empty beer bottles and food.

      I am pretty sure you will find those items in 99% of guest rooms in Pattaya.

  13. JD

    On the lynx: brief introduction; concise​, bulleted links; and permission to do whatever we want. Well done, Swissy!

    Now, they just need a song for the day.

    1. Ah, yes – I am quite lax when it comes to teh musics.

    2. JD

      Did I link to an ad? If so, here.

      https://youtu.be/C_-Hpb0I_bE

    3. Suthenboy

      I busted my ass all week. Roof repair, hot tub repair, lawn mowing/weedeating/weeding garden and flower beds, new gravel in driveway, vehicle maintenance, marked northeast line on one tract, etc etc.

      Today is lay around do nothing day. There might be some gin involved also. So mellow music today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Opkq3eqVF8o

      1. I have some Bombay Sapphire I might have to avail myself of tonight.

      2. Lachowsky

        It looks like the rain has cleared out of my area. It should be nice and hit thus afternoon. I foresee a couple hours of brush hogging/beer drinking and then a baseball game tonight. Should be a good day.

    4. LT_Fish

      I think this works perfectly for Saturday.

  14. Slammer

    OK!!! I can do the whisky part, but do I have to do the cigars?!

    Richard Overton is an American classic. I love that guy.

    His window is set to infinity.

    1. Tundra

      Well, race is the only criteria in workplace decisions.

    2. Bacon pool floats sound interesting.

    3. The Elite Elite

      What kind of masochists are you people? Buzzfeed, Salon, Slate. How can you guys go through that garbage?

      1. Tundra

        It’s like iocane powder. You develop an immunity over time.

      2. Waterfall Insurance

        Anything is easy to read after checking Derpbook. A sizeable amount of my high school friends went to the progg factory MCAD.

    4. Rhywun

      “How’d you like to have no job at all, ma’am?”

      /if only

  15. Tundra

    Proggie stupidity truly knows no bounds.

    Ban!Ban!Ban!Ban!Ban!Ban!Ban!Ban!Ban!Ban!Ban!Ban!Ban!Ban!Ban!Ban!Ban!Ban!

    It’s all they know.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      He also worries that many delivery jobs would disappear.

      Milton Friedman, spoons.

      1. Ten thousand Milton Friedmans, when all you need is a Hayek?

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Isn’t this supposed to be a Morisette free zone?

          1. BigGreg

            No, it’s an irony free zone. So Alanis is ok.

          2. leonadasiv

            Alanis wouldn’t understand irony if it hit her over the head.

      2. JD

        The only reason people go into business is to employ other people. Do you even economics, bro?

      3. Suthenboy

        First thing that popped in my head: unions.

        Second thing: Striking taxi driver that screamed in the face of Uber passenger “Take a real cab you fucking piece of shit!” Yeah, that’ll win ’em over.

        1. Q Continuum

          They’re borrowing the Dems’ strategy to win back Middle America.

    2. They never talk about “sustainable government”.

      1. Pomp

        +

    3. F. Stupidity Jr.

      They should have banned the telephone when they had the chance. Think of all the messenger boys they wronged.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Speaking of predictions, here is one from Krugabe

      2. Vhyrus

        I have a book somewhere about computers written in the 50s or 60s that says a digital clock will never be more than a novelty and will never be a mainstream device.

    4. westernsloper

      Goddamn right ban all the delivery robots. That is how Skynet is going to start.

      *watched Terminator Genisys last night*

      1. Hammercorps

        Well? How was it? On a scale from Shitty to Bearable?

        1. westernsloper

          Shittily bearable.

      2. The Elite Elite

        Unless that was your first viewing, why would you do that to yourself?

        1. westernsloper

          Yes, first viewing. I knew it would suck so never got around to watching it.. It lived up to my expectations.

  16. LT_Fish

    Posted this at the tail end of last nights posts – so for visibility posting again:

    Goldberg’s G File yesterday was pretty much perfect.

    Recommended reading/posting.

    1. Count Potato

      It’s a very good read. And it parallels my view that there should be a difference between what is illegal and what is immoral.

      1. Fatty Bolger

        Yes, you run into this a lot. It’s never enough that something is allowed, it must be accepted as well. Or as often is the case when dealing with liberals in particular, embraced.

        1. Count Potato

          “Anything permitted is mandatory”

          1. Hammercorps

            Even guns?

          2. Count Potato

            Guns will be banned.

        2. R C Dean

          That’s the frustrating short-circuit in human wiring – people can’t grasp the middle ground of “do what you want/mind your own business”. Life is binary to most people – if you allow it, you must approve of it, and if you disapprove of it, it must be prohibited. The progs have taken this short-circuit and made it the core of their being – nothing should be allowed unless it is right and good and true, and everything they disapprove of should be prohibited.

    2. The Elite Elite

      Wow, that was really good. Jonah Goldberg is pretty good. He also had a nice response to Dennis Prager’s call for Never Trump conservatives to just blindly follow “General” Trump now that he’s in office.

    3. Does the G File hit the G Spot?

      1. The Elite Elite

        *narrows male gaze*

        1. Lachowsky

          Swiss culture appropriator

          1. We applaud the spread of Helveticaness.

          2. Count Potato

            Anything to stop the scourge of comic sans.

    4. SimonD

      It was very interesting (Jonah often is).

      The only thing with which I disagreed is his comments about Gen. Flynn and the Fifth Amendment. I think that in this climate, any Republican who doesn’t take the fifth on any legal statement is a fool

      (of course, there are no shortage of fools in politics, so I’m sure the Dems will get a few scalps with trumped-up (drink) charges).

  17. JD

    Turkish purge continues.

    A fun game is to replace “Turkey” with “the US” and “Fethullah Gulen” with “Ron Paul” when reading these articles.

  18. Fatty Bolger

    Kathy Griffin: Donald Trump broke me

    1. BigGreg

      *throws up in mouth*

      1. JD

        Is there a Rule # for when anything gets blamed on Trump? Is Rule 36 taken?

        1. Q Continuum

          I guess you could blame your choice to make a scat porn featuring Harry Potter and Sonic the Hedgehog on Trump; kill two birds y’know.

    2. EvilSheldon

      She breaks pretty easy, doesn’t she?

      1. Fatty Bolger

        Typical bully, she can dish it out but not take it.

    3. Lachowsky

      “She was recently let go from CNN’s New Years Eve special and added Friday that at least five concert venues have already canceled some of her shows.”

      Actions have consequences, you know.

    4. Q Continuum

      Yes. Trump’s effect on your psyche was so devastating that it forced you to book a photo crew, rent a venue, pay an artist to create a facsimile of Trump’s head then cover it with red corn syrup and videotape you doing an ISIS impersonation. You didn’t choose to do any of that. Trump must have learned some of those Rooskie mind control powers from Putin to pull that off.

      1. leonadasiv

        So it’s worse than we thought, he can control minds

      2. Count Potato

        Well, they did generate that force field that kept Hillary out of Wisconsin.

      3. JD

        She didn’t build that.

    5. Suthenboy

      She never said exactly what Trump did to break her. Her employer fired her, potential employers cancelled on her, but did Trump have anything to do with that? I could spend an hour picking apart everything she said.

      1. Lachowsky

        It’s Trump, man. His mere existence is so traumatic to our leftys that they just break at random.

      2. Count Potato

        He tweeted some stuff. Which apparently ruined the career she didn’t have in the first place.

        1. leonadasiv

          It’s funny that for all the talk about Trump normalizing violence, most of the violence I see is carried out by progressives.

          1. Count Potato

            And it gets excused and covered up by progressives. You would think violent gangs of people dressed in black would be front page news, but the antfags have been ignored by the MSM.

      3. Fatty Bolger

        His malicious tweets, man. He destroyed her with his l33t weaponized tweets.

      1. Holger-da-Dane

        That’s incredibly accurate.

  19. Count Potato

    “The Canadian Center for Child Protection, which is trying to end the scourge of “sextortion” in Canada, says kids who are asked for pictures of their genitalia over text should instead just send pictures of naked mole rats.”

    https://heatst.com/life/canada-encourages-teens-to-sext-photos-of-naked-mole-rats-instead-of-their-dicks/

    1. F. Stupidity Jr.

      kids who are asked for pictures of their genitalia over text should instead just send pictures of naked mole rats

      What if I’m some guy I know is into that?

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      I dunno. I’m sure there’s plenty of fanfic out there involving this guy.

  20. Q Continuum

    You WILL succumb to goodthink whether you like it or not proles!

    http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=9256

    1. Count Potato

      “If the idea is approved, UCR will become the third school in the country to impose a gender studies requirement, and the first in California, according to its sponsor.”

      I wonder who the first two were?

  21. Count Potato

    “The NYT Just Doxxed A Top Undercover CIA Agent, Reportedly Putting His Life In Danger”

    https://milo.yiannopoulos.net/2017/06/nyt-undercover-cia-agent/

    1. Q Continuum

      The newspaper of record.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Yeah, well, it’s okay when they do it.

      1. leonadasiv

        I was a kid but wasn’t there a thing with a guy named Libby?

    3. Suthenboy

      Holy. Shit.

    4. Was the columnist nicknamed Scooter by any chance?

  22. Juvenile Bluster

    A couple months after buying my daughter the Ruth Bader Ginsberg book, my mom just bought my daughter this book, and was having her read it this morning.

    I really need to supervise these things.

    1. Lachowsky

      You could get your daughter a copy of If You Give A Moose a Muffin. It a pretty good indictment of the welfare state.

    2. westernsloper

      Wow. Ya, I would have to tell mom to stop buying books for the kids. How old is your daughter?

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        She’s 8. [Dad Brag] Reads on a 7th Grade Level [/Dad Brag]. I’ve started to instill some libertarian thought in her head. It’s starting to stick a little.

        1. westernsloper

          It might be above her at the moment, but Mark Levin’s last book, Plunder and Deceit, is a pretty good break down of how past and current generations in power are hosing the millennial, as well as your daughters generation. Levin is far from a libertarian, but he is big on liberty (within his world view).

        2. BigGreg

          There’s a series of books that teaches basic economics to kids. My wife got them for our 8 year old and she really enjoyed them.

          https://tuttletwins.com/

          1. Juvenile Bluster

            Thanks for the recommendation. Ordering.

    3. Count Potato

      I think the Fifth Commandment has some wiggle room on that one.

    4. Tundra

      It’s ok. My mom once got my daughter a book ostensibly on weather. Swear to god, the first sentence was “The science is settled.” I told my mom that that stupidity isn’t helping my daughter become a scientist. She was offended, of course, but that put an end to the silly proggy reading material. I also used it to show my daughter why anyone who makes that statement cannot be trusted about anything that they say. For a 1r5 year old, she is developing a pretty good bullshit detector.

      Teaching moments abound!

      1. westernsloper

        Did you have her read, A Disgrace To The Profession yet?

        1. Tundra

          Oooh. Great idea! I haven’t read that, either, so it will be a good talker.

    5. Fatty Bolger

      It’s OK. Early exposure may act as an inoculation for later indoctrination.

    6. Hammercorps

      Chelsea Clinton writes books?

      Dafuq?

      1. westernsloper

        She writes her name on the back of the royalty checks just like her mom. I doubt she even read the book much less wrote it.

    7. Buy your mom a copy of The Fountainhead and highlight the part where Dominique Francon like a being raped by Howard Roark.

      Or just send her a DVD of the movie version.

    8. The Last American Hero

      Get a copy of the Little Red Hen, stat. Read it nightly. Discuss it weekly.

    9. Q Continuum

      Not sticking my nose in where it doesn’t belong but I consider that kind of f’ed up. Your mom must know your political leanings, this is a blatant middle finger to you.

      1. MikeS

        Yeah. That’s where I went, too. Time to have a talk with mom.

      2. Viking1865

        Eh, this is not the first time an authority figure will use that authority to push their personal views on the kid. It’s good to build up that skepticism and ability to separate politics, ideology, and philosophy from familial love early. My grandmother believes that God gave us the Social Gospel and Hillary Clinton is the One who will lead us to a glorious future. My mother is the same way. Still love them.

        One of the things that made me as smart as I am is that I would argue with teachers and professors, first as a young conservative, and then as a libertarian. It’s one of the reasons I find that discussing politics with conservatives is much better than discussing them with leftists: if they were conservative from a young age, and outspoken about it, they’ve had to defend their opinions from unionized teachers and wacko professors their entire academic career.

  23. LT_Fish

    Missed the HSA discussion yesterday too:

    I’m pissed off. My company won’t let me get an HSA if I’m tricare eligible. I’m on Tricare Reserve Select (excellent for $50/month), but I’d love to have an HSA that I could voluntarily contribute to and let it roll over from year to year in anticipation of future issues. I guess I can research one on my own just to build something – of course missing out on matching funds is the big kicker too.

    1. leonadasiv

      TRS his

      1. leonadasiv

        Dang mobile!!!!!

        TRS hits me up for 200 a month. Are you doing the single member plan?

        1. LT_Fish

          Just me. No family.

          1. leonadasiv

            That’s it then. Having the family plan is still great tho

          2. LT_Fish

            Well, I suppose it comes with having a family….

          3. LT_Fish

            But yes…very affordable. Very happy that UVA Health is in-network.

    2. Aus

      I liked my HSA and HDHP that my old employer offered. New employer only offers pricey PPO plans, so my old HSA is slowly being eaten away by the $3/mo monthly service fee. Does anyone have any suggestions what to do with this money?

      1. Lachowsky

        Do you feel the need to change genders?

        1. Aus

          Yes but I can’t decide which one, there’s so many to choose from.

      2. Tundra

        I got LASIK the other day using the HSA. I wanted adamantium claws, instead, but they were out of my price range.

        1. Mr. Riven did that, as well. Hope you’re healing up well. Lasik is probably one of the best things I’ve ever gotten myself

          1. Tundra

            Yep, all seems fine. I went to a guy with a really good rep and really good equipment!

            Just being able to see first thing in the morning is cool.

        2. The Elite Elite

          How was the operation? I’ve been thinking of getting that, but the idea of eye surgery just makes me cringe.

          1. Count Potato

            Same here. Also the risk involved.

          2. LT_Fish

            What scared me the most is that some of the sailors on my last ship had it done and within a couple of years they were wearing glasses again. It really seems to be hit or miss depending on genetics, etc. PRK may be more effective in the long term, but that’s so much more invasive I can’t even…

          3. R C Dean

            I got lasiked awhile back. Its conscious sedation, so you’re awake while they burn off the surface of your eyeball. It was actually no problem; depending on which variation you get, you can be basically fully recovered the next day, or it may take nearly a week. The doc was doing several that morning, so after I was doped up when he came over to do me and was looking at the prescription, etc. I asked him “Who am I?”. He and the nurse both looked at me funny, but I wanted to be sure they had the right paperwork and prescription for me.

            Its quite typical to need glasses again, either readers from day one, or back to regular glasses after a few to several years. I’m wearing glasses again, but I was extremely near-sighted and pretty nonfunctional without glasses. Now I’m functional without glasses, and the ones I wear are a much lighter prescription. All told, I’m glad I did it, but I don’t know that I would for a relatively light prescription; I’m not planning to have it done again.

          4. Tundra

            My prescription wasn’t terribly strong, but it has become a convenience thing. I’m old and probably should’ve done it sooner, but frankly I was tired of fucking around with contacts at hockey, or having them wash out at the beach, etc. We’ll see. The doc I went to was pretty pricy, but offers downstream tweaking if needed.

          5. Gilmore

            I asked him “Who am I?”. He and the nurse both looked at me funny

            You should have then said, “AND WHAT YEAR IS THIS??? I NEED TO GET TO MARS

          6. The Elite Elite

            So, it’s something that maybe I should wait until I’m a little older to go for? Wait for my eyes to get a bit worse (I don’t know what my most recent prescription is, but I know when I first found out I needed glass my vision was 20/200 and it’s gotten way worse since then) before pulling the trigger?

          7. Tundra

            The operation was easy. They give you a hit of Valium to chill you out, ibuprofen and numbing drops for the pain. The operation itself takes about 30 seconds per eye. The only shitty part was the first four hours or so after the drops wore off. It feels like when you cut onions. I was able to nap for a couple hours, which helped. If you do it, take something to help you sleep when you get home.

            I was a little freaked, too, but it was nothing.

          8. Hammercorps

            Something I’m planning on doing eventually too, but I keep getting told to wait until I’m 21, as apparently, that’s for best results.

            Is it still 1500$ an eye?

          9. Tundra

            Yep. You can get it cheaper, but it was one place I wasn’t interested in saving money 😉

          10. My old boss got Lasik – and was back to wearing glasses two years later.

            Just a FYI.

            My eyesight slowly gets worse – but much slower than my wife. It’s something I should look into but I’m the kind of guy who needs safety glasses on all the time 😉

      3. Brasidas

        Any dental work you have been putting off? HSA funds are great for that.

        1. Aus

          Nothing I have been putting off. The bi-annual cleanings are covered in full and when I have had additional work, I use the HSA. But still have funds leftover.

      4. R C Dean

        Does anyone have any suggestions what to do with this money?

        Most HSAs let you invest the fund if you have a minimum amount. I think it varies by HSA.

        $3/month? Let’s see, that’s (takes off shoes, carries the one), $36/year. In 30 years, that’ll be @ $1K. “Slowly” is the correct adverb, I would say.

        1. Aus

          Good point. Is it possible to contribute to an HSA without the HDHP? I suppose I could google this… gdi why am I even thinking about this, I should be out drinking on the patio!

          1. R C Dean

            Nope. Gotta be in an HDHP to have an HSA. The HSA is supposed to help you cover your HD.

    3. Aus

      Without the matching funds, is there any benefit that is worth the extra hassle? How much will you really save by reducing your taxable income by your HSA contribution? (also, isn’t this some evil tax loophole that progs will attack sooner or later. Pay your fair share!!!)

      The monthly account fee will reduce the benefit. If you find a free HSA account, please let me know.

      1. LT_Fish

        I don’t know. Seems like a good planning tool for long term stuff – including possible adult orthodontics – with a lot of flexibility in how I want to use it – but also being fairly tax-safe. I haven’t done a lot of research really.

        1. R C Dean

          Its a great savings account – tax deduction on deposits, tax-free earnings, and tax-free withdrawals for medical expenses. I’ve only gotten into mine a couple of times, and its building up a nice balance. If you are 33% marginal rate and make the max deposits ($6750 for a family), the deduction is worth just over $2200/year.

  24. DON’T ANY OF YOU SLEEP IN?

    1. The Elite Elite

      My body doesn’t let me. I wake up around the same time every day and can’t go back to sleep.

      1. That’s awful. I do briefly wake up on the weekends around 6:30-7ish sometimes… but it’s usually because Brizby shark bumps the bed and wants outside. So I let her out, and then crawl back in for another 45 minutes or so.

    2. Hammercorps

      No way. Think of all the shit you might miss!

      1. Nothing happens between midnight and 8 am that’s so important it can’t wait until a more reasonable hour!

        1. Hammercorps

          6-8 AM is a wonderful time for watching shows/playing video games on the weekend! Especially if no one else is up.

          1. No one else is up… I’m assuming you mean short, little young people?
            Because Mr. Riven and I will play different games in the same room on Saturday mornings. He’ll be on his PC, and I’ll be on a console. It’s sort of like playing together…

          2. Hammercorps

            That, or roommate.

          3. I have teenagers – I was up 4 1/2 hours before the first one managed to emerge from the bedroom.

            Too many years of rugby, army and the like have left me unable to go more than 7 hours without being really exhausted or ill.

    3. Count Potato

      I can barely sleep at night.

    4. DOOMco

      Sometimes.
      I work today though.
      then golf at night.

    5. Lachowsky

      I have a small child I’m responsible for. So, no.

    6. The Last American Hero

      Old people get up with the sun.

      1. Suthenboy

        Whut? I am up hours before the sun. Who is lazy enough to sleep until the sun comes up?

        1. Lachowsky

          The Suthen Rooster crows at 4am.
          And Suthen rises from his bed then.
          The Suthen computer has a faint glow,
          As Suthen expresses his distaste for Pinkos

          1. Suthenboy

            *wipes gin off of computer screen*

            How ‘ya doing today Lachowsky?

          2. Lachowsky

            Pretty good. Gonna do a little brush hogging this afternoon and then headed up to Fayetteville for Baseball tonight. Should be a good day.

          3. Suthenboy

            Excellent. Be careful on that tractor.

            *grumble grumble*

            No bushogging here. Goddamned gearbox spit all of the grease out. I should be replacing the gasket instead of sitting here drinking gin at 11 am but hell, it’s saturday.

        2. R C Dean

          In Tucson, its full daylight before 5 am this time of year. I’m an early riser, but fuck that. Fortunately, I have a c-pap machine, so I can pull all the covers over my head and still breath, so that helps.

          1. Just curious. Why do you need a c-pap machine? My wife’s sisters – all three of them! – use cpap machines. My wife doesn’t.

          2. R C Dean

            I was snoring, and Mrs. Dean noticed that I yawned constantly through the day. I had sleep apnea, which is a Bad Thing – it actually causes brain damage over time. When I started using the c-pap machine (and finally landed on a mask that works for me), it really improved the quality of my sleep. Occasionally I’ll fall asleep without it, and I can really tell the difference the next day.

          3. gotcha – I snore, but only if I sleep on my back. And my lack of sleep comes more from a high pressure job / stress. Hey 4 hours of sleep is great!!! /not

    7. BigGreg

      Yeah, every weekend. I didn’t get up until 6 today.

  25. Juvenile Bluster

    It doesn’t just happen here. English Defence League versus Anti-fa on the streets of Liverpool

    1. Count Potato

      Do wear masks and dress in black like American antfags?

    2. Holger-da-Dane

      The antifa idiots have been all over northern Europe for decades. I think they have been affiliated with, or sprung out of various “autonomous” collectives and squatter groups. I remember these groups setting Copenhagen on fire several times a week for a few years when they didn’t get their way.

      While they claim to be pro-anarchy and anti-fascism, they often call for full on communism and the genocide of whites or jews. They often clash with neo-nazis, and actually seem to be the instigator in most of these conflicts. Which is odd because on the surface they seem to have a lot in common.

      1. Suthenboy

        Meh. The commie/fascist rivalry didn’t come to an end. We should arm them both to the teeth and put them on an island.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          BR III: Idealogical Warfare

    3. Q Continuum

      Bring in some Millwall hooligans and they’ll fuck up all of ’em.

    4. Gilmore

      Someone paler than me

      I was originally considering linking to the white police horse, but that guy was even Closer Encounters-ish

      1. Hammercorps
  26. Fatty Bolger

    Nintendo Unveils New Controller Designed To Be Chucked Across A Room

    I’m going to need one of these when Super Mario Odyssey comes out.

    1. The Elite Elite

      Silly console peasants.

          1. Fatty Bolger

            Why did you link a video of Donald Trump with boobs?

          2. Hammercorps

            Trump may have hijacked Pepe, but there’s no WAY he gets to hijack PCMasterRace’s icon too.

          3. Fatty Bolger

            Are you telling me that’s NOT Donald Trump with boobs?

            I mean, I’d do an image mashup, but it’s not necessary. That’s already him.

          4. Hammercorps

            Trump’s hair isn’t that glorious.

      1. Hammercorps

        *High Five*

  27. F. Stupidity Jr.

    Cleaning out my email this morning…found this review I wrote of the first episode Mr. Robot; I did it for a friend who likes the show.

    There’s a lot of context missing as I was simply reacting as I watched, but I think you’ll get the gist of most of it.

    – I HATE THIS FUCKER’S FACE.

    – “Conspiracy by the top 1% of the top 1%” – The evil wealthy run the world (boring).

    – The (evil) company gave my dad leukemia…sure. Because everyone who worked there got leukemia, and no one ever got leukemia without working for a big (evil) corporation.

    – Our hero turned down money to bust a child porn enthusiast (CPE). Money is bad; the CPE was a businessman who’s expanded his business to make more money. THAT’S BAD. Probably all businessmen are CPE’s.

    – The psychiatrist is wearing an “I voted” sticker. FUCK YOU, SHOW, FOR APPROVING OF VOTING.

    – Uh oh. Here comes the protagonist’s DEEP RANT:

    – 1: “We” didn’t think Steve Jobs was so great. Mostly bunch of leftist assholes did; but you sound pretty sure Apple hired children to perform slave labor to build IPhones. It’s probably way more complicated than that, and had they hired adults in the USA to build them for anything resembling a living wage, jerk-ass fucks like you wouldn’t be able to afford all the equipment necessary to hack into people’s private lives.
    – 2: “It feels like all our heroes are counterfeit.” Go fuck yourself. People we admire don’t owe us a pure character. Bill Cosby, sure. I’ll give you that one. Even though nothing’s been proven about him, he probably is a serial rapist, and finding that out was disappointing. But Lance Armstrong, who is an asshole, did whatever he could to win at his sport. Instead of this stupid THOU SHALT NOT culture we’ve got toward drugs, all athletes should probably be using performance-enhancing drugs, unless winning the contest is not the point. And TOM BRADY? He deflated a fucking football! If that’s the worst you’ve got on the guy – and I’m not a fan of his, really – maybe he’s not all that bad.
    – 3: “Spamming each other with bullshit masquerading as insight.” Add your stupid, ignorant diatribe to that pile of spam, douche. Besides, what the fuck does this fucking fuck want? Nothing but Plato and Socrates? Human existence has been enriched by everything within it – the weighty musings of philosophers AND fart jokes.
    – 4: “Social media faking intimacy.” First of all, Aspie Bitch, lead by example and get the fuck off the computer. Still on? Okay, there’s this: THE ONLY INTIMACY THAT EXISTS IN ANY AMOUNT EXISTS AMONG FAMILY AND FRIENDS. There’s only so much intimacy a human brain can share with others. If anything, social media has given us the power to extend a little more intimacy. We should probably be grateful for that, but this dickhead fuckstick would apparently like to go back to the before time, when no one had computers and pussies like him were routinely beaten up by longshoremen just for kicks.
    – 5: “We voted for this with our stuff.” There’s a chance to play off the “I voted” sticker, but good call there, dicklips. If only we would stop sedating ourselves like the sheep we all are – except you, of course; you’re not hiding behind your hacking or anything. Your shit is REAL AND TRUE and we’re all a bunch of cowards, Eric Holder.

    – That whole scene was the stupid Jeff Daniels rant from the first season of The Newsroom, only longer and stupider and way stupider.

    – Angela’s love interest likes the book “Decision Points” by George W. Bush? Really? What young person working in the tech industry would have put that on his social media page, even if it were true? If such a person admitted to liking a non-fiction book that wasn’t boilerplate leftist bullcrap, it would probably be something by Bastiat or Thomas Sowell or even William F. Buckley. It isn’t enough to point out this guy is a tool by the fact he likes Transformers, Josh Groban, Maroon 5, or The Hangover – this TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE CHARACTER likes a book by GW Bush. Right. This is so realistic. I’ll bet his favorite TV show is Hannity and his favorite sport is NASCAR.

    – Evil Corp – the world was such a great place before corporations got big.

    – “Sometimes I dream of saving the world from the invisible hand.” Idiot, the invisible hand improved the world immeasurably. Because people had incentive to fully exploit their talents, we developed crops that yielded more food while using less land and water than before. We got into space, landed on the fucking moon, and have satellites that are on the cusp of leaving our solar system. A journey from the Atlantic coast to the Pacific coast used to take days, if not weeks; now we can travel from one side of the world to the other in less than one day. People live longer. Poor people have cars and TVs.
    I could go on and on, but suffice to say Earth would be a total shithole if not for the invisible hand. Evidence proving my hypothetical? The very real shithole nations (Venezuela, North Korea) run by the visible, palpable hand of socialist dictatorships.

    – Aw, look, our hero just gave 40 cents to the homeless man sitting on the steps! WHAT AN ANGEL! I’ll bet those Evil Corp suits would only stop just to shit on the guy’s face.

    – Wouldn’t you know it: the MIB following Aspie Bitch refused to give Homeless Christian Slater some spare change. See how evil they are!?

    – The psychiatrist’s date just abused his dog in public. Can’t this show portray anything with subtlety? Angela’s boyfriend isn’t just wrong for her, he’s a dumbass Bush supporter and cheater. The psychiatrist’s date isn’t just hard to find online – he lynches his own dog.

    – The DDOS attack is – by far – the best scene in the episode. Comparing this event to the highly clumsy hacking scenes in Jason Bourne makes the scenes in the movie look even worse than they already do. It was stupid of Angela to ask “What’s a rootkit?”, as if someone in her position wouldn’t know, but the audience has to find out what it is. There had to be a better way to let the audience know. Especially so given Lloyd’s rather crude answer.

    – “Everybody steals.” Just more leftist bullshit. “No one gets exactly what they deserve”? Where is this handbook, this sliding chart to which I may refer that will tell me exactly what everyone is supposed to get? Who decides what’s fair, just, and right? Aspie Bitch? Homeless Christian Slater? His stupid ass thieving father? God, FUCK this show.

    – “The single greatest event of wealth redistribution in human history.” I see. Those people aren’t in debt because they went apeshit with credit cards or bought houses that were way beyond what they should be buying; they are in debt because CORPORATIONS. Homeless Christian Slater honors his father’s memory by pretending his thievery is noble; the shit doesn’t fall far from the ass, I suppose.

    – “If You Go Away”?? Neil Diamond must be spinning in his Jew grave.

    – The montage is now showing screenshots of assholes in debt. So sad that they were forced to take that debt on.

    – “The Global Gap between the rich and poor is at its highest level for 20 years and growing” – headline in montage. First of all, the headline: poorly written. Second of all, you know what would happen if the gap was very narrow or non-existent? WE’D ALL BE POOR. Third of all, if you freeze the image and read the story, they cite a report on – get this – National Gross Per Capita Wealth Distribution. WEALTH IS NOT DISTRIBUTED, IT IS EARNED. SOME PEOPLE EARN MORE MONEY THAN OTHERS BECAUSE THEY HAVE MORE VALUABLE AND MARKETABLE SKILLS THAT EMPLOYERS WANT AND NEED. POOR PEOPLE ARE POOR BECAUSE THEIR SKILLS ARE EITHER NON-EXISTENT OR NOT WORTH MUCH, AND BECAUSE THEY ARE LESS ABLE TO EARN MORE MONEY, AN INABILITY TO RETAIN MUCH OF THAT MONEY GOES HAND IN HAND WITH BEING POOR. Goddamn this fucking stupid ass show.

    – Evil Corp executive browbeats Angela over a technicality. EVIL.

    – Now they got her fired. FIRED! PURE EVIL!!!11!1!!1

    – Aspie Bitch pulls his hoodie on so stylishly.

    – Aaaaand he rescued his psychiatrist from the dog-choking sex addict. And the dog.HERO.

    All in all, Mr. Robot reminded me of V For Vendetta: well-executed, compelling on its face, but stupider than dishwater.

    1. straffinrun

      Can I get the Cliff’s note version. Way too drunk to read all of that. Or…. Can I go off half cocked?

      1. F. Stupidity Jr.

        TL;DR – Mr. Robot sucks. At least the first episode did. And since it’s run through with lefty bullshit, I’m not likely to watch more of it.

        1. straffinrun
          1. Rhywun

            That was cruel.

          2. F. Stupidity Jr.

            Now now, the Australian government has apologized for Air Supply on several occasions.

          3. The Elite Elite
          4. straffinrun

            I’m just begging for a cat butt. Forgive me.

        2. Hammercorps

          Yes, the politics are irritating as fuck but the characterization was pretty good. Season 2 lost a lot of steam though.

    2. Rhywun

      Nice. I enjoyed season 1 despite the brain-dead politics but I gave up on season 2.

      1. Rhywun

        Oh and the blatant thievery from Fight Club. Hopefully you’ll get to catch the creator commentary during the commercial breaks sometime; he is exactly as punch-face as you would imagine.

    3. Fatty Bolger

      Dammit! Now I have to watch the show just so I can fully enjoy your takedown of it!

      1. Rhywun

        I can say that season 1 is really well-made, with some very thrilling moments. Not sure if that’s enough to make it past some really stupid writing.

    4. “Human existence has been enriched by everything within it – the weighty musings of philosophers AND fart jokes.”

      Why not a fart joke by a philosopher?

  28. LT_Fish

    FWIW – esp. for the DC Folks. Charlottesville would be a great place for a meet up this summer. With school out, weekend traffic isn’t too bad (no sporting events) – lots of great places for food and booze on the walkable downtown mall, etc.

    1. “how is he ever going to explain to his grandchildren what he did to the air they breathe?”

      I don’t know, Nancy, how will you explain it to *me* – or do you want me to take a Democratic politician at their word that it hurts the air.

      1. R C Dean

        how is he ever going to explain to his grandchildren what he did to the air they breathe?

        “Well, kids, I killed a deal which might have reduced emissions of a benign gas which constitutes less than 1/2 of 1% of the atmosphere and is essential for plant life. You exhale a somewhat elevated concentration of this gas every time you breathe, so we know its not bad for you. Now, its hard to know how much more of this gas we have in the atmosphere because I killed the deal, but its no more than a few thousandths of a percent.”

        That wasn’t so hard now, was it?

      2. JaimeRoberto

        Probably easier than explaining why I decided to make them a lot poorer in order to reduce temperature by an estimated 0.2 degrees Celsius in 2100.

  29. Pope Jimbo

    A pretty cool story about Rod Carew.

    One of my favorite all time Twins.

    1. Pope Jimbo

      I remember the 77 season when he was so close to hitting .400 the entire season.

      Too young to remember the 69 season when he stole home 7 times.

      1. straffinrun

        I was a Brewer fan at that time, but still love Carew. Became a twins fan when Gladden stole Rob Deere’s haircut.

        1. MikeS

          Last year Danny and Bert were on the Twins Caravan stop that came through my area. My brother and I got to sit and have a drink with Danny. He’s a very cool guy. Real down-to-earth.

          Bert was cool too, but more outgoing and kind of a showman. He was constantly moving, working the room like a politician. (This was in the hotel bar before they went in for the main Q&A presentation)

          1. straffinrun

            Bert never struck me as the kind of dude you want to have a beer with. Gladden sure. Or even Viola seemed a guy that just wanted to pitch and didn’t even want the fame. Now, Niekro? He would’ve faked like he had forgotten his wallet.

          2. MikeS

            Ha-ha! He’d reach back for it, fling into into the corner as his arm came up and say “See? I forgot it at home!”

          3. Pope Jimbo

            I watched that live as a kid.

            It would have been awesome if that one ump hadn’t noticed, but every TV viewer in the world had.

          4. Pope Jimbo

            When Gladden left, the Twinks never had the same chip on their shoulder. Who else would have punched out a selfish player like Lombordozi at his house?

          5. MikeS

            I either completely forgot or never heard of that. Interesting

            A personality conflict turned into a fistfight between Minnesota Twins left-fielder Dan Gladden and second baseman Steve Lombardozzi, according to the Minneapolis Star Tribune. The altercation apparently took place Thursday night at Gladden`s home. Lombardozzi arrived for Friday’s game with a black eye and scratches down the swollen left side of his face. Gladden suffered a cracked bone in his right ring finger. Neither of the combatants would comment Sunday. Manager Tom Kelly said he was aware of the incident. The problems between the players came to a head during Wednesday’s 9-7 loss to the Boston Red Sox when Kelly used a pinch-hitter for Lombardozzi. Sources said Lombardozzi became upset and went to the clubhouse, a move that didn’t sit well with a couple of players, including Gladden. Lombardozzi is said to have gone to Gladden’s home to settle the differences when the fight started.

            “They settled it like men,” Kelly said. “My understanding is that everything’s hunky dory.”

          6. F. Stupidity Jr.

            Lombardozzi is said to have gone to Gladden’s home to settle the differences when the fight started.

            “They settled it like men,” Kelly said.

            Oh, the shitstorm today if a manager phrased that turn of events in that way. Every sportswriter under the age of 70 would be douchesplaining how it’s wrong to resolve issues with violence and real men refrain from using violence and that Tom Kelly revealed his inner patriarchal shitlord and that’s NOT OKAY.

    2. MikeSt

      Thanks for posting that, Jimbo. He is one of my favorites, too. I hope I get a chance to meet him one day.

      1. Festus

        I got a chance to play with Bil “Spaceman” Lee and a shitload of former Expos on some kind of rolling charity tour. He is as depicted, totally on game, all of the time every time. I was just a scrub player that won the lottery so they put me at first base (what harm can he do there?). There was a crowd of at least a thousand people that I was sure were waiting for me to fuck up. Nope, hit a double and recorded the last out of the game when some burly fucker drilled one down the line. I one-skipped it and walked calmly over and toed the bag. Bill came off the mound and gave me a hug and a high-five. Oh yeah, i was shit-faced drunk at the time.

  30. KSuellington

    In regards to the link featuring the 111 year old whisky drinking, cigar smoking vet; I heartily approve.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Not that I really give a shit, but I’m suffering from morbid curiosity on a fundamental semantic/rhetorical level.

    When and how did Trump “break” what’s-her-twat? Did he break her by his mere existence? by stealing the Presidency from you-know-who? by signing the planet’s death warrant? by cozying up to the the Red Menace?

    Or did he break her after her Madame Defarge performance art by pointing out how utterly deranged and stupid she is?

    1. R C Dean

      His mere existence breaks her brain?

    2. straffinrun

      If it turns out she had this whole thing planned, I’d be willing to give her the H.L. Mencken award for trolling.

      1. Count Potato

        I’m thinking she did.

        1. straffinrun

          Good oh her if true. I don’t care who puts the final straw on that camel. The U.S. needs to embrace skepticism.

      2. Rhywun

        Better save it for when Andy Kauffman reappears.

  32. Zero Sum Game

    I don’t know about you guys, but now that it’s been a while since certain events occurred:

    Does it look to you guys like something happened in February at TSTSNBN?

    Precipitous drops are precipitous.

    1. Zero Sum Game

      That “Daily Time on Site” rating. Ouch.

      1. R C Dean

        The bounce rate seems pretty high, too.

        1. Zero Sum Game

          Yarp.

          Given this particular Presidency and the catering to REEEEEEE they’ve decided to go with, you’d think these stats would look much better. Leftist TDS sites had a drop around the same time, but recovered.

          A big part of it’s obviously just people unplugging after a vicious election cycle, but it’s pretty clear their strategy isn’t retaining their site’s readership or attracting new readers.

          1. R C Dean

            People can get TDS shrieking anywhere. Reason decided to join a very crowded market and give up much of its differentiation. No wonder their stats haven’t recovered.

    2. Fatty Bolger

      And look at that bounce rate and daily page views, not good. And % of visitors from search engine increasing, due to lower regular reader traffic.

    3. I love how it accurately ranks my blog at #4,616,783. As if it could tell the difference between the site immediately above it and immediately below it. And as if there are that few sites.

    4. Sour Kraut

      I have to say, when I started glibbing I really, really thought I would at least still check in at the old site to read Sullum, Walker, Skenazy, etc. But one only has so much time on the net, and I just forget to even go over there.

    1. Pope Jimbo

      Can one of the mods please change F’s link to this?

      Then we can all point and laugh at his deviancy

  33. The Late P Brooks

    People can get TDS shrieking anywhere. Reason decided to join a very crowded market and give up much of its differentiation

    Why bother with reason when Salon, Slate, Mother Jones, and all the other TRUE BLUE! sites can give you what you crave?

    Those guys at the Before Place are fucked. They have, intentionally, staked out a spot in No Man’s Land. What do they have to offer to anybody? They have made themselves an answer to a question nobody is asking.

    1. R C Dean

      They have made themselves an answer to a question nobody is asking.

      You mean, nobody was asking “Where can I learn about an unprincipled and internally incoherent case for smaller government that is consistent with massive expansions of government power to advance a woke agenda?”

      Huh.

      1. peachy rex

        Ah, the ESPN strategy. “Let’s completely remold our product in order to chase a much smaller market segment than the one we already control!”

        1. Gilmore

          Good comparison.

        2. Pan Zagloba

          ESPN at least has a fine percentage of every cable bill in the country (or as near to every for it to not matter), so they don’t care about “audience”. What’s Reason’s strategy?

          1. Gilmore

            What’s Reason’s strategy?

            pander to their donor’s conceits?

          2. Waterfall Insurance

            Reason: Open Borders, Open Wallets. Never suggest that open borders should come after a reduction in the welfare state. I think the drop in traffic may have been around the time of the travel ban, if memory serves me.

          3. Gilmore

            I think the drop in traffic may have been around the time of the travel ban, if memory serves me.

            No. it fell all through the election of 2016.

            I think over-focusing on the “open-borders” issue is also misleading. Its not simply that they keep advancing some completely idealized vision where we’ve completely erased national boundaries – they don’t even do that really.

            What they do is cherry-pick the same data over and over again, and pretend it amounts to total refutation of any criticism of current policy. Or they’ll take something like ‘deportations’ and pretend that its terrible we have so many of them – as tho fewer would be better even if nothing else changed.

            I actually agree with *some* of the data they cherry pick. (e.g. immigrants as a whole are less criminal than natives, etc); but they often mis-use or mis-state many of the data, or conflate “immigrants” with “illegal immigrants”.

            Basically, they deal with the subject in an intellectually dishonest manner, imo. (see: Shikha) Which is out of character for the way they have historically dealt with many other topics. when it comes to this one subject, they tend to make bad arguments, attack the “weak man” positions of critics, and yet never really advance any positive vision for what actual policy *should be*, instead resting on some sort of theoretical libertarian ideal that more immigration is always good and any policy which tries to control it is bad.

          4. peachy rex

            Ah, but cable unbundling is killing ESPN slowly but surely – they’ve been losing ~300,000 subscribers per month @ ~$8 a pop for years. *And* they’re on the hook for several billion a year in rights fees (with some of those contracts running well into the next decade.) Which is why ESPN does now care about audience… they’re just betting on the *wrong* audience.

    2. Gilmore

      They have made themselves an answer to a question nobody is asking.

      I think i used this exact same expression when i was making my similar complaints about Reason’s posture back in Nov/Dec of last year

      my observation was about a different angle tho = that many of the young people that Reason SHOULD be pulling into the libertarian fold? Are being wooed by people like Milo Y. because he’s *actually fighting against the bullshit that is directly affecting their lives*

      Milo is no libertarian, but he makes arguments for many things which libertarians should applaud.

      Instead they hired someone who spits on the guy without ever addressing the reasons for Milo’s popularity in any honest way.

      Basically they seemed to purposely pick postures which push away “Cultural Libertarians” in order to attract “Cultural Lefties”, then try to feed those cultural-lefties watered down libertarian arguments. The problem with this approach seems to be that their target audience, as you note, *doesn’t exist*

      another, maybe overlapping point i made was that they seem to have adopted very-squishy positions on various core libertarian topics (e.g. free association + Nazi cakes)… but adopt rigid, inflexible positions on others (e.g. immigration?)

      e.g. Matt Welch said outright in one of the 5th column podcasts that he doesn’t even think “open borders” is even possible (or desirable) from a practical point of view.

      But you wouldn’t get that impression from the dogma of a Shikha or Doherty, who insist there’s only one possible POV on the subject and if you don’t share it, well, you shouldn’t call yourself libertarian.

      My point was that they tended to ‘compromise’ on subjects that were very important to many current libertarian-leaning people in america, but then simultaneously take firm stands on subjects where that same group of people feel there probably needs to be political flexibility. As i said back then =

      “sometimes [Reason] wants to make a pragmatic argument which allows for a gradual incremental improvements in policy….. , but other times [they] want to stand on some absolute principle which declares that there’s only one possible correct position, and any deviation from this view is heresy and a moral flaw”

      its a strange sort of intellectual inconsistency. And it sometimes seems that these latter postures are taken on exactly the political issues which are likely to make Libertarianism incredibly un-attractive to anyone on the margins.

      basically, we’re flexible in all sorts of areas we probably don’t necessarily *need* to be very flexible…. and LEAST-flexible in areas which are the most important to gaining political traction.

      If that’s supposed to be a recipe for “bringing new libertarians into a big-tent vision of libertarianism”, its a terrible mix. It instead both kicks already-libertarian people to the curb, while adopting postures which are guaranteed to immediately turn newcomers off.

      1. R C Dean

        Well stated. They seem to have decided on a mix of issues which is just about guaranteed to alienate everybody. Someone who might agree with them on one set of issues will be put off by their position on another set of issues. The minimum income/global warming crowd isn’t going to like their position on, say, takings or regulatory relief. The crowd who wants to see immigration controls and is put off by SJW intersectional posturing is going to reject their position on minimum income and global warming. They have constructed a spectrum of policy positions which cannot be reconciled with any principled approach to the role of government. In their attempt to appeal to everybody, they have put together a package which appeals to nobody.

        And its a damn shame.

        1. Gilmore

          The minimum income/global warming crowd isn’t going to like their position on, say, takings or regulatory relief. The crowd who wants to see immigration controls and is put off by SJW intersectional posturing is going to reject their position on minimum income and global warming.

          We’ve had this discussion many times before, but my personal view is that the latter person – the “conservative” – is far more likely to be dragged into a libertarian view on things like Welfare Reform via UBI, or Carbon Taxes, or Drug-Decriminalization…. than a left-leaning person is likely to be convinced that ‘getting rid of the EPA + FDA and DoE is a great idea’

          Basically, that it IS possible to turn the Brietbart ‘cultural libertarians’ into actual practical libertarians… but NOT turn Salon lefties into Reason Libertarians.

          I also think this is more likely because the fact is that there are *very few current-options on the ‘right’*.

          Basically, young people rejecting the contemporary SJW-leftism have very few choices about where to go with their worldview; the YouTube people like Sargon hoovered up 100s of 1000s of viewers because there are hordes of these young people, and they don’t have ANY outlet for their POV.

          Some drift into Alt-Rightness, but i’d guess that most of them aren’t actually Breitbart conservatives as much as they are just squishy, not-really-political people who just feel like the options all suck.

          And I think Reason still to this day ignores that huge target market. I honestly think they should have fucking HIRED someone like Milo.

          1. F. Stupidity Jr.

            They could at least talk to the guy instead of Goldsteining him.

          2. Gilmore

            Exactly.

            on one hand, they seem to want to pretend to appeal to issues that affect young people.

            but at the time time, all they do is tut-tut the people who actually do connect with young people as Deplorables. its not a good look.

          3. Zero Sum Game

            Another factor affecting all of this is the confusion everyone has on what the “alt-right” even is.

            As the fissures in everyone’s platforms become obvious, minds start exploring, but they’re mostly people who were inclined towards our mindset to begin with. The traditional left is being made homeless by shrieking proggies, but they still are inclined to think with emotions instead of their brains. We won’t attract those. TradCons and SoCons aren’t interested in us at all because there are too many atheists among us for their tastes and that makes them uncomfortable. Besides, they’re still very authoritarian on law and order, drug war, etc.

            So we may lose more to NRx if the current trends continue. People like Moldbug and Nick Land are extremely smart and persuasive, and that becomes more obvious as smart leftist academics take notice of them and tremble openly. The more the left and TSTSNBN push “open borders”, the more reactionary those who would be ideologically compatible with us are going to get. The more it looks like those groups are just a threat to the American way of life, the more you’ll see people wanting social isolationism, and that’s going to end up attracting people to market isolationism too, which is worse in many ways.

          4. trshmnstr

            TradCons and SoCons aren’t interested in us at all because there are too many atheists among us for their tastes and that makes them uncomfortable. Besides, they’re still very authoritarian on law and order, drug war, etc.

            I think you’d be surprised how many TradCons and SoCons are amenable to compromise on such things. You probably won’t get the day-to-day political junkies, but I’ve found that most of the conservatives I talk to about such things are getting a bit leery of the consequences of the drug war. They’re Andy Griffith law and order types, not GI Joe law and order types. There’s also a current of “what the fuck have we been doing in the ME for 70 years?” running in some conservative circles.

          5. Zero Sum Game

            That may depend on which ones you talk to. The Internet connected variety or the rural variety?

            Many among the rural variety still believe things like legal weed is corrupting young people and turning states blue. They’re still talking about various “degeneracies”, and lots of them see us as hedonists and libertines or enablers of such.

            Perhaps the only thing pushing any of them even into an uneasy alliance with us is the fear that the progressives will gain more ground and turn generations of youths into Marxists, which they hate even more than the dislike they have for us.

  34. MikeS

    The left ramp up to eat another one of their own:

    Talk show host Bill Maher draws criticism for using the N-word

    Deray McKesson, a leader of the Black Lives Matter movement, wrote on Twitter, “But really, @billmaher has got to go. There are no explanations that make this acceptable.” He then added a follow-up tweet: “And why did the audience think it was okay to laugh? And Ben Sasse doesn’t even flinch. What is happening in the world?””

    1. The Elite Elite

      I saw this over at Townhall too. From the transcript there, the “offending” bit has him saying nigga. I thought nigga was cool, but nigger is the bad one?

      1. F. Stupidity Jr.

        Only black people can use either one, is my understanding.

    2. The Elite Elite

      Also, I’m sick and tired of people always saying/writing “the N word.” Just fucking say/type nigger. Does anyone say “the C word” for cracker? Is this done for any other slur/curse?

      1. Fatty Bolger

        F you? That woman’s a real B? That guy’s an A-hole? It’s not that uncommon.

        1. The Elite Elite

          Not on the same level as how everyone uses “the N word.” Yes, you have some people who are a little more prudish/old fashioned/classy that try to avoid saying any kind of curse/slur. But I’ve seen people who say all sorts of curses or slurs just say “the N word” instead.

          1. trshmnstr

            If you get recorded in public saying fuck or ass or bitch, and your HR department gets it, they’ll laugh. If you get recorded saying nigger in public and your HR department gets wind of it, you’re in hot shit. The black nationalists wanted to claim nigger as their word, and they’ve succeeded.

          2. Zero Sum Game

            Yep, at this point they’ll do anything to doxx and destroy your career and reputation that they can.

            Most of us simply aren’t wealthy or popular enough to hire an attorney and defend our rights. It sucks that people’s livelihoods can be destroyed by the utterance of a word, but we’re going to have to take back corporate culture (fire most HR people) to reverse this trend.

          3. trshmnstr

            It’s amazing how big the HR apparatus has gotten in some major companies. Looking at my extended family, HR is extremely overrepresented, especially with folks who majored in bullshit studies in college.

            You have to wonder when some big company is gonna experiment with shedding some of that deadweight and running a lean HR department. They’ll have a competitive advantage that is hard to overcome.

            Relatedly, I’ve asked multiple Diversity and Inclusion folks what their value to the company is, and have never gotten a specific answer. Usually it involves “different points of view,” but when I ask them how that makes the company money, they start stuttering.

          4. Akira

            @trshmnstr:

            You have to wonder when some big company is gonna experiment with shedding some of that deadweight and running a lean HR department.

            My guess is that these companies are covering their asses in case of a “discrimination” or “hostile environment” lawsuit. If they got taken to court because some special snowflake felt that she was being sexually harassed or ostracized in the workplace, it would look pretty bad (from the EEOC’s point of view) that no HR department even exists.

          5. trshmnstr

            The funny thing is that their asses are in the wind on that anyway. Companies of any size are handling employment related lawsuits on a regular basis, and more often than not cutting 6-figure checks to settle them, despite no evidence of wrongdoing.

            I can’t imagine it getting much worse than that, unless the EEOC is gonna do a witchhunt.

          6. Fatty Bolger

            Because they know saying it can land them in seriously deep shit, unlike those other words. Like trshmnstr says below, the potential repercussions are on an entirely different level.

          7. The Elite Elite

            I’m thinking less average Joe Blow and more these columnists like the Townhall article I mentioned. If the guy that wrote that, Matt Vespa, simply titled it “Bill Maher says Nigga/Nigger While Interviewing Republican Senator”, is Townhall suddenly going to drop him over it?

    3. Zero Sum Game

      Let them. Maher is obnoxious, but he’s not far-left enough. I hope they get rid of him and replace him with a true crazy so that the left’s march to destruction is accelerated. Maybe they can hire Olbermann and stuff him in that slot. His lunacy is evident even to many on the left.

  35. Sour Kraut

    Doctors warn women against putting wasp nests in their vaginas

    They are also being advertised as helping to “heal episiotomy cuts, rejuvenate the uterine wall and clean out the vagina” after childbirth, though there are warnings that it can “burn” when applied.

    […]

    [Quoting a gynecologist]“Here’s a pro-tip, if something burns when you apply it to the vagina it is generally bad for the vagina.”

    1. trshmnstr

      After reading an article like this, I realize that libertarianism will never have an ascendancy because most people can’t even pronounce it.

  36. John Quincy Addingmachine

    Re: Richard Overton and supercentenarians in general: It’s amazing how many of them drink and smoke and eat what they want, and don’t fuss about it.

    Scientists Seek To Unlock Key to Longer Lives

    The results are sobering: “There is no pattern,” says Barzilai, 54. “The usual recommendations for a healthy life — not smoking, not drinking, plenty of exercise, a well-balanced diet, keeping your weight down — they apply to us average people,” says the researcher, “but not to them. Centenarians are in a class of their own.” He pulls spreadsheets out of a drawer, adjusts his glasses and reads out loud: “At the age of 70, a total of 37 percent of our subjects were, according to their own statements, overweight, and 8 percent were obese; 37 percent were smokers, on average for 31 years; 44 percent said that they only moderately exercised; 20 percent never exercised.”

    But Barzilai is quick to point out that people shouldn’t start questioning the importance of a healthy lifestyle: “Today’s changes in lifestyle do in fact contribute to whether someone dies at the age of 85 or already at age 75.” But in order to reach the age of 100, says the researcher, you need a special genetic make-up. “These people age differently. Slower. They end up dying of the same diseases that we do — but 30 years later and usually quicker, without languishing for long periods.”

    1. Akira

      I think a happy, low-stress lifestyle is perhaps the biggest factor in human lifespan. Stress just FEELS unhealthy. When I’m dealing with bullshit at work, I can feel my heart pounding and acids churning in my stomach. Sometimes I wish I could just sell my house, move into the trailer park, get a job as a night watchman at a cranberry silo, and spend all my free time reading poetry and philosophy.

  37. trshmnstr

    Finally got the house back to ourselves after a month-long parade of inlaws to come see the new baby. I feel like half the stress of a new child is dealing with a bunch of family living in your basement.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    Scientists Seek To Unlock Key to Longer Lives

    Simple. Don’t listen to “scientists”.

    1. Festus

      Conversely use the homemaker model and tell the kids to go outside and play. Bumps and bruises will make a xer of you!

    1. __Warren__

      I’m getting sick and tired of these Missouri Synod Lutherans!

    2. Holger-da-Dane

      Has anyone tried reasoning with them or setting a good example? My progressive friends say that’s the fix.