Wednesday Morning Links

Pretty much nothing happened in the sports world  yesterday except the Astros inexplicably lost a game they were easily winning. And some dude named Scooter from the Reds went completely insane with the bat.  I don’t mean he went off in a bad way. Dude went yard four times!

And in case any of you care about tennis, Djoker is in trouble this morning in Paris. Meanwhile the women are also playing but its pretty much down to a bunch of randoms since Serena is knocked up and its the French Open.

No basketball. No hockey. No college baseball (go Noles and Frogs! according to my unscientific fan poll yesterday) for another couple days. Let’s all try to get through together.

Sports are done? YAY! Now we get the links!

OK, that was weak. Let’s all hope it gets better when I bring you…the links!

Roy Larner: Hard Man

Fuck you, I’m Millwall! Nothing else needs to be said. Oh wait, one question: did they give his balls their own wheelchair when they released him from hospital, or did they have two nurses there to carry them individually?

I might believe some of this if there were one single cited source used. Also I might believe it if it didn’t involve a grown man, and one of the most powerful grown men in the world from a political standpoint, begging another grown man to not leave him alone with someone else. Because unless that other man is Hannibal Lector, all it means if that the requester is a big, giant pussy. Or the story is total bullshit. There can be no third explanation that I can think of.

Meanwhile, in another story where there are only third-hand accounts and no record of the subjects bringing it to the attention of anyone important…well, read for yourself. Lots of conjecture and “familiar with his way of thinking” going on again. But its WaPo, so what do you expect?

(Alright, we’re three links in and only one of the stories involves somebody with balls. And its not even an American with a lot of power. Its a commoner from Millwall!)

Here’s a little Reality for you. Family shocked!

Church puts message on sign. Shitstorm ensues. Church explains message. Shit-stormers not impressed.

Shandy Cobane: Soft as baby shit

Taxpayers fucked over. Apparent shitbags get to keep shitbagging while sucking on government teat. Pretty much life as usual for the Seattle area.

I’ll wait till tomorrow to get the tequila and limes out for boat drinks. Instead I’ll explain how Banjos and I met. Although we named our kids better.

Have a great day, friends! And try to be more like the guy in the first link instead of the people in the rest of them. Except the music one. That guy os alright.

Comments

668 responses to “Wednesday Morning Links”

  1. Just a thought not a sermon

    34) You ever wonder why health care costs are so high? Or why you often have to travel far to get the medical services you need for your condition? Look at this shit.

    How does a judge have any right to stop a hospital starting a new program, based on the fact that there’s already one in the same state? For that matter, why is that even subject to review by something called the “Maryland Health Care Commission?” I mean, maybe there’s a case for the existence of such a commission to make sure hospitals are meeting certain standards of care, but how the hell is it in its remit to review business decisions? If a hospital in one county thinks it can make money offering a service already offered one county over, competition can only benefit all consumers in the area.

    It’s tempting for me to write this off as just a Socialist Republic of Maryland thing, but I know similar anti-competitive behavior takes place among Virginia hospitals too. My guess is this is pretty widespread across the US. Do states want to lower medical costs for their residents? How about start cutting this shit out and allowing real competition in your health markets.

    1. Lachowsky

      Do states want to lower medical costs for their residents?

      If it means a petty beurocrat loses his share of control, then no.

    2. Pat

      Do states want to lower medical costs for their residents?

      About as much as the AMA does.

    3. Pomp

      AMA: “Hey, look over there!”

    4. PieInTheSKy

      You can’t fix healthcare, there to much money in it, to paraphrase the philosophers

    5. PieInTheSKy

      Read the article and I have to say I respect these people who can argue with a straight face competition might take away customers. BAD. I say they should ban other software firms in my city otherwise they might cannibalize, CANNIBALIZE I SAY, customers from existing software firms.

    6. It’s the free market in action!

      1. Hyperion

        COROPASHUNZ ARE RICH! HEALTHCARE SHOULD BE FREE! /retard

    7. Brawndo

      I remember Reason used to cover these Certificate of Need stories really well, but I noticed that the state in question was always Virginia, so I assumed that was the only place that did this. Godamit.

      1. Chafed

        I forget the exact count but something like 33 states have certificate of need laws. The feds used too as well but repealed it.

        1. Hyperion

          If we can’t count on the feds to cronyize this shit, we’re going to have to do it ourselves! /states

    8. So my daughter was born at AAMC and I live about three miles away. Something similar happened recently in Virginia, and there was a write up about it at The Other Site, as I recall. There’s also some local beef going on here, I think. AAMC is in Annapolis, which is a nice part of AA county. PG county has a lot of places that are horrid shitholes and a few places that are kind of up-and-coming DC bedroom communities, such as Largo. There’s a lot of “white flight”–the joke for a long time has been that people move to AA from PG to get away from all the black people–and there’s a fairly significant difference in the tax base between the two, in AA’s favor.

      Here’s a fun demographic fact: Largo claims 92% African-American residents, about 4% white; Annapolis: 26% and 60% respectively. Median household income for Annapolis was $70k in 2007; Largo: $58k. PG county has long had a weird inferiority complex and a lot of it is based in the rampant racial animosity of this area. It definitely pervades county government, and I would not be in the least surprised to find that there’s a little bit of a pissing contest going on here.

      Oh, and it turns out Judge Woodard is an African-American woman. Shocking.

      Turns out her name rings a bell for a reason. Here’s another interesting case she’s been involved with. It may come as a surprise, but the officers in question are African-Americans, and the victim is white.

      People think I’m exaggerating when I refer to the Great Race Wars of the DMV, but it’s a real thing.

      1. What the heck? Where’d muh link go? Anyway, Google “UMD police beating”. Basically, a kid got the shit beaten out of him after a Maryland game by a couple of cops in riot gear. The jury convicted one of them. She overturned the verdict, and was basically just psyssed that black cops beat a middle-class white kid up. Turns out she had a relationship with a cop who himself had a few brutality charges under his belt, something she failed to reveal before hearing the case. She’s a shameful, disgusting person who shouldn’t have the authority to buy her own postage stamps much less determine the law.

        1. ron73440

          OK, I’m an idiot, I shouldn’t Google something like that beating and cover up without nut protection.

        2. Juice

          I will never understand how a judge can overturn a verdict. What the fuck was the point of having a jury?

    9. KibbledKristen

      Wasn’t there an article recently at TSTSNBN about state-enforced health treatment monopolies?

      Tangential: these guys are awesome. Would love if they opened a franchise in NoVA.

      1. FreeSociety

        Yeah, I would like to see primary care providers like this multiply across the land. Having a consumer culture that demands pricing information and genuine pricing not subject to central planning would do more to reform the system for the better than another hundred rounds of legislative “reform”.

      2. robc

        The Econtalk this week talked tangentially about them and how what they are doing is just flat out not possible in many US states.

        1. KibbledKristen

          Yeah, the People’s Republic of NoVA would probably shut them down.

        2. CZmacure

          Yeah, look up “Certificate of Need” and be horrified. You are literally not allowed to set up a medical business that the government thinks will fail, because I guess you need to be protected from wasting your money. Or something.

    10. Gustave Lytton

      Certificates of need aren’t unique to Maryland. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Certificate_of_need

      Oh, look it’s everyone’s favorite far right extremistliberal Republican, Richard Milhous Nixon.

      1. CZmacure

        Oh, I should have read further down the page, I guess, before commenting about the big CON.

    11. Hyperion

      “How does a judge have any right to stop a hospital starting a new program, based on the fact that there’s already one in the same state?”

      It’s called cronyism. And no, this does not happen only in Maryland.

    12. Hyperion

      The reason healthcare is so expensive here in the US has nothing to do with the actual costs of healthcare. It’s a combination of things like you’re talking about here along with the stranglehold the FDA has on new treatments and technologies getting to market.

      10-20 years and billions of dollars just to bring a single new drug to market? At the rate of technology today, that drug or device is already obsolete years before it makes it and then the cost is astronomical for years just to recover the cost.

      Open up the market, deregulate and scale the FDA back to it’s original scope and watch prices plummet. There’s no way our current mafioso in DC are
      going to let that happen. A pox on all of them.

    13. Juice

      An emergency room near me in MoCo was shut down for the same reason. Pure stupidity.

  2. from the Millwall article:

    Mr Larner’s actions have won him a huge following on social media, where he has been called “The Lion of London Bridge”, a reference to Millwall Football Club’s nickname the Lions.

    Fans of the south London club have long prided themselves on their refusal to duck a fight, celebrating their intimidating reputation with the chant: “No-one likes us, we don’t care.”

    1. Florida Man

      Mr Larner added: “I stood in front of them trying to fight them off. Everyone else ran to the back.

      Any men who ran out the back should be ashamed of themselves.

      1. Something something hold their manhood cheap…

        1. Florida Man

          I like the way Billy Zane tells it.

      2. Pat

        Yesterday we were discussing this and what our reactions would have been under the circumstances. Generally my first reaction to a knife-wielding psycho charging into my immediate area would be “run”. But I don’t think there’s any way I’d watch this guy start a charge and not join in.

        1. Florida Man

          Generally avoiding violence is a good idea. Watching an older man go toe to toe 3:1 is not one of those times.

        2. That’s one of those situations where there’s almost a logarithmic relationship between the number of people you bring to bear in a charge and the chances each person has of escaping serious injury. Knife or no, you’ll get one good stab or slash in and then you’re going to be crushed by the mob.

          1. robc

            Exactly, if the crowd rushes them they can get in about 1 stab each, which means at most three people injured.

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      Like the guy in Lilyhammer, huh.

    3. Tundra

      “He’s quite nippy and lippy and wouldn’t back down from a fight.”

      That’s a pretty cool thing for a mom to say.

    4. Chipwooder

      I don’t even follow soccer at all and even I know that Millwall fans are supposed to be lunatics.

    5. PBRstreetgang

      “I’d had four or five pints. – nothing major”.
      This is my hero.

      1. AlexinCT

        Second that emotion..

  3. Just a thought not a sermon

    “I thought, ‘I need to take the p*** out of these b******s’.””

    Awesome.

      1. Brett L

        I have no idea what he said, but I think it was “come get some”.

  4. Daffodil the fugitive donkey evades capture in Plymouth

    You’re not seeing things. That is, if you thought you saw something big, the color of dirt, scamper through the brush and pine trees off Long Pond Road in the last few weeks you’re not imagining things. You’re seeing Daffodil.

    Not a deer, far from it. Not Sasquatch, though almost as difficult to get a good photograph.

    Daffodil is, in fact, a donkey.

    Fight the power!

    1. MikeS

      NOT HARD TO GET GOOD PICTURE OF STEVE SMITH. COME CLOSER…CLOSER…

      1. GOOD PICTURE OF HARD STEVE SMITH!

    2. Slammer

      STEVE SMITH CONSIDER THE DAFFODIL

      1. AND WHILE HE DOES THAT HE WILL ALSO BE RAPING YOUR STUFF.

      2. Private Chipperbot

        STEVE SMITH PAWN IN GAME OF RAPE.

    3. What an ass.

      1. Et tu?

        *narrows gaze*

  5. Can porn be feminist? These female directors say ‘yes’

    Last year, women accounted for 26% of all traffic worldwide for pornography site Pornhub. As viewership has increased, so has the desire for adult entertainment that emphasizes female pleasure and mutual respect in the bedroom. Spearheading this movement is erotic filmmaker Erika Lust, who is featured in Rashida Jones’ Netflix docuseries Hot Girls Wanted: Turned On (now streaming), which explores the relationship between sex and technology.

    Porn made with feminist values “is about showing an authentic representation of human sexuality,” Lust says. “Mainstream porn is full of repetitive codes and tiring power tropes that are all about (female) genitalia and body parts, yet nothing about the woman. For the men who dominate the industry, pleasuring women normally entails rose petals and silk sheets. Oh no — women like sex just as dirty, kinky and exciting as men do. That’s a myth mainstream porn has set out for us and it’s completely untrue.”

    1. Slammer

      The best thing about Pornhub is the comments

      1. Pomp

        I read Playboy for the articles.

    2. Just a thought not a sermon

      It’s been quite a few years since I was much of a porn consumer. Sounds like things are a lot different today than I remember from college/early adulthood.

      1. Pat

        Yeah, we no longer have to navigate the caves to find where the dirty drawings are scrawled.

        *har har har*

    3. PieInTheSKy

      Well porn actresses can whine about the patriarchy while performing, So guess porn can be feminist. But they need to do something about the wage gap.

      1. Florida Man

        Reason did an article about how black men don’t get paid enough for cuckold porn…so covered?

      2. SugarFree

        Thigh gap fights the wage gap.

    4. Count Potato

      “Key characteristics of feminist porn include clear verbal consent, sex positivity and inclusive casting of women that encompasses different ages, body types, races and ethnicities.”

      That sounds just like regular porn.

      1. Lachowsky

        “clear verbal consent”

        “Oh yeah baby. I want that cock in me so bad, oh yeah”

      2. WTF

        and inclusive casting of women that encompasses different ages, body types,

        Who the hell wants to watch ugly fat people fuck? Although I guess there’s a market, no matter how small, for everything.

        1. KibbledKristen

          It’s a category on Youporn, along with “German”, which I find hilarious.

          1. AlexinCT

            Sounds like those intersect.

          2. KibbledKristen

            Sometimes. And there’s lots of wearing of gym socks.

    5. FreeSociety

      “Mainstream porn is full of repetitive codes and tiring power tropes that are all about (female) genitalia and body parts, yet nothing about the woman.
      […]
      Oh no — women like sex just as dirty, kinky and exciting as men do. That’s a myth mainstream porn has set out for us and it’s completely untrue.”

      So “mainstream” porn offers women nothing but women like the raunchy stuff just as much as men do. Apparently feminists can’t even be consistent on minor issues that have nothing to do with principles. Shit, they can’t even be consistent within the span of one paragraph.

    6. Hyperion

      Definition of feminist pr0n: I’m just gonna sit here and whine for an hour or two because no one wants to fuck me. Hey, why is no one watching my video!

    7. wdalasio

      When I was growing up, people would say someone was incompetent by saying they could “fuck up a wet dream”.

      Feminist porn seems to come very close to precisely this.

    8. Juice

      Recently I saw something about “sex positive” porn. I was thinking “isn’t pretty much all porn sex positive?” So I went to look it up. It means ugly people.

      1. Juice

        Oh shit. These are the morning links.

  6. Just a thought not a sermon

    I saw the Dead Milkmen when they came to my town in high school. Between a couple of the songs, Joe Jack started telling this really funny rambling story about something that happened to him when he was driving around earlier that day. He used the names of local roads and diners and everything, so it seemed like a pretty real story, until he was about 10 minutes in and mentioned how he was driving a BITCHIN CAMARO! By that time everybody had caught on and shouted it along with him. Great show.

    1. I missed the Dead Milkmen – I was a wee lad of 15.

      But did get to see The Descendants and Dag Nasty. Good show, even though I ended up in the slam pit with a bunch of skinheads who didn’t like my 80s mullet. I also lost my shoe so I was hopping up and down on one foot, trying to find it in the melee.

      1. Chipwooder

        Dag Nasty was a highly underrated and undeservedly forgotten band. I would have loved to have been at that show.

          1. Oh yeah – burned out the tape of that.

      2. Forgot to add – that was the first punk show I ever went to – before that I only owned one or two Dead Kennedy records. Needless to say that show changed the direction of my teenage musical journey; no longer was I listening to my brother’s music.

        1. JaimeRoberto

          The Dead Kennedys played at my high school under the name The Pink Twinkies.

      3. Nephilium

        The Descendents are back together and touring again. I saw them back when I was in high school once, and have a ticket to catch their show when it comes to town.

        1. Private Chipperbot

          I just introduced by son to The Descendents and 7 Seconds. He’s had them on high rotation for the past week.

  7. MikeS

    Fargo human relations panel to study Woodrow Wilson school name issue

    “A man who acted like Wilson did as president does not deserve to have a school named after him in Fargo,” Shaw insisted.

    1. Just a thought not a sermon

      Haha! The progs finally noticed! Oh wait, this is in North Dakota. Hmm.

      1. MikeS

        Oh, there are plenty of progs in Fargo. This Shaw guy who wrote the column is one.

    2. MikeS

      Here’s the OpEd piece that started it.

      Shaw: It’s time to rename Woodrow Wilson High School

    3. FreeSociety

      Only because he said racist things that were perfectly in line with goodthink of the era, not because his policies as president resulted in unprecedented levels of theft through central banking that funded massive wars from which the West has never and possibly will never fully recover from. Because progs are stupid and their biggest concerns are about the proper arrangement of the deck chairs on a sinking ship.

      1. MikeS

        Most important for this particular prog; now he can point to this article every time he shouts “racist!” at a conservative and piously claim, “I call out racism wherever I see it.”

        I wouldn’t be surprised if Wilson becomes a sacrificial lamb of the left for this exact reason.

    4. Agent Cooper

      Margaret Sanger High School, then!

  8. Slammer

    Instead I’ll explain how Banjos and I met.

    As soon as I saw Dead Milkmen I thought Spit Sink

    1. Just a thought not a sermon

      It would be mean to suggest Takin Retards to the Zoo, right?

      1. Um, maybe a little.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        She loves him for his Bitchin’ Camaro

        ::good edit faerie is in a good mood today::

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          effin’ autocorrect

  9. Rufus the Monocled

    More like Real Loser, amirite?

    /looks for high fives.

    1. MikeS

      *Get’s a good run for a chest bump*

    2. Pomp

      In Bizarro World it’s Delusion Loser. Why is my world crashing in around me????

    3. Chipwooder

      She was definitely a Block Insane Yomamma voter

  10. Slammer

    Shaun King‏Verified account
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    I’m boycotting the @NFL because of their bigotry & blacklisting of Colin Kaepernick. It’s gone way too far.

    The NFL is bigoted? Maybe toward white cornerbacks?

    1. The NFL won’t employ persons of color!!!!

      1. Hyperion

        Well, they don’t employ many transsexual persons of color. I mean as far as we know. Maybe they’re just too afraid to come out yet. This sounds like a serious problem that BSPN needs to talk about all next season.

    2. Pat

      If there’s one place where institutional racism still holds the black man down and shuts him out from participation it’s professional sports.

      1. AlexinCT

        HOCKEY QUOTAS!

    3. PieInTheSKy

      I am sure the NFL is devastated.

    4. They instituted the Rooney Rule just to give more minority coaches and front office personally opportunities. They have a very high % of minority players. Plenty of minority officials. They’re a pretty diverse league except for their (((front office))).

      I’m sure they’re quaking in their boots over the complaints of one SJW agitator.

      1. WTF

        Actually white guys are under-represented in the league based on population. I wonder if Shaun King wants to address that.

        1. F. Stupidity Jr.

          Sports would be great if they set up some sort of system that would allow the coaches and scouts to evaluate the players, then determine who the best players are from that system. Then we’d get contests involving the best players in the world competing.

          They must be doing something differently. Why else would a keen social observer like Shaun King complain?

          1. WTF

            “Disparate impact.”

    5. Rufus the Monocled

      Don’t try and tell me there aren’t any good white RBs.

      And don’t get me going about what I think about basketball.

      1. Chipwooder

        Does Peyton Hillis’ one crazy 1500 yard season count?

        How a man that slow ever gained that many yards in the NFL is one of the great mysteries of our time.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          Maybe because power is just as effective if not better than speed at the position for a particular style of RB?

          1. WTF

            Larry Csonka agrees.

        2. Lachowsky

          a friend of mine tutored Peyton Hill is when he was at the U of A. She was not complimentary on his cognitive abilities. He was a beast of a player though.

          1. The Last American Hero

            So he turned her down, huh?

      2. Private Chipperbot

        Zack Zenner!

      3. FreeSociety

        And don’t get me going about what I think about basketball.

        You call it “African handball” in private, don’t you?

      4. Hyperion

        There are no good white RBs. Was that ok? There are however some good white WRs, but it’s only because privilege.

    6. Brawndo

      “BLACKlisting?!?! That’s racist!!!”

    7. Well, I’m boycotting Shaun King because he’s an idiot.

      1. The Elite Elite

        Is it really a boycott when you never followed him anyway?

        1. Would it be petty to follow him specifically to unfollow him?

        2. Hyperion

          You should ask the progs this question, they’re experts.

          1. Hyperion

            Seriously, over at DU a few days ago, they were going to boycott all small businesses because too many small business owners voted for Trump. So now they’re only going to support large corporations. You can’t make this shit up.

          2. That’s awesome. I’m glad that Best Buy and Kmart are leading lights of progressivism now.

    8. Gilmore

      their bigotry & blacklisting of Colin Kaepernick

      wait, what? They did? When? Because the world seemed to put up with an entire season of his bullshit before they decided to get ‘bigoted’. Or did he just get benched? what is he bitching about exactly? Does no one want to pick up his contract because he’s a whiny bitch? I don’t call that bigotry = i call that just deserts. You can have all the free speech in the world, bro, but it doesn’t mean people need to put up with your shit.

      1. WTF

        You forget, in progworld, “refusing to pay for” = “denying access”. So of course refusing to hire him because his play isn’t good enough to balance out his bullshit posturing is “bigoted”.

      2. The Last American Hero

        If Colin knew how to make good decisions in his throws, stay in the pocket longer and not get happy feet, he’d be starting somewhere right now – and nobody on his team would give 2 shits about whether he stood up for the national anthem.

        The guy is broken and not committed. Pete Carroll passed up on him for a backup and that guy put up with the antics of Sherman and Lynch.

    9. stilljustcarol

      King strikes as more of synchronized swimming kind of guy. Is it really a boycott if you wouldn’t have watched to begin with?

  11. Tundra

    Such a romantic, Sloopy.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    The Hunting Ground- Yoga Edition

    Unfortunately, the case of Mr. Choudhury is not unique. In 2016, a beloved teacher in the New York City-based Jivamukti Yoga center, known for its celebrity clientele, was sued, along with the center and its leaders, for sexual abuse by her mentee. John Friend’s Anusara community was rocked and dissolved in 2012 after he was discovered having affairs with married students and performing Wiccan-like sex rituals. Kripalu’s Amrit Desai was accused of sexual misconduct and abuse of authority in 1994 and a $2.5 million settlement was paid (the Kripalu Center in Massachusetts divorced itself from Desai and reorganized). And there are, of course, countless under-the-radar stories of yoga teachers coming on to students or touching them inappropriately in class.

    This must stop. As a practitioner of yoga for 20 years who has been teaching for a decade, I know that people often approach spiritual practices like yoga and meditation when they are vulnerable. They come recovering from broken bones and hearts, and usually at some greater personal crossroads. They come with trauma, addictions or eating disorders. They come after divorce. They come with hope.

    I’m a bad person. This made me laugh.

    1. Just a thought not a sermon

      “They come after divorce. They come with hope.”

      I don’t know where they come from but they sure do come. I hope they’re comin’ for me!

      1. WTF

        +1 Uncle Ted

    2. PieInTheSKy

      Yoga teachers just need a 1000 hour mandatory training course and a two year licensing process.

      1. Pomp

        This guy gets it ^^^^

      2. Count Potato

        “I believe all organized yoga teacher training should include training in ethics”

        It already does.

        (And teacher training is 500-hour.)

        1. PieInTheSKy

          Well it’s obviously not enough, now isn’t it?

    3. spiritual practices like yoga and meditation

      say what now?

      1. Tundra

        Watching bendy yoga girls definitely brings one closer to god.

        Highly recommended.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          I thought it was to help you be able to reach your own junk?

          1. Do you have little Tyrannosaurus Rex arms?

          2. compgrokker

            Are you sure he’s trying to use his arms?

    4. SugarFree

      abuse of authority

      Say what now?

    5. FreeSociety

      Great now I have to look at pictures of hot women doing yoga on google images for the next hour. Damn…

      1. AlexinCT

        The sacrifices some people must make… for the good of all, you know…

    6. Hyperion

      “The Hunting Ground”

      STEVE SMITH LIKE HUNTING GROUND! STEVE SMITH LIKE SEE YOGA PANTS IN RAPING HUNTING GROUND!

      1. leonadasiv

        I hear he has ties to Russia. Though this was only discovered today.

        1. AlexinCT

          Discovered or created?

    1. The Last American Hero

      I thought for sure he was going to nominate some guy named Sergei.

      1. Grumbletarian

        Thin, heavyset fellow?

  13. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: I Have No Idea What You’re Talking About Edition

    Bisexual people may not be perceived as queer if they’re dating someone perceived as the “opposite” of their gender – so does that mean they have straight passing privilege?

    1. Just a thought not a sermon

      I always check for straight ID cards at the door whenever I have a get-together. It never occurred to me that bisexuals might be using fake licenses.

    2. Count Potato

      There was a pop-up ad that read “Healing From Toxic Whiteness”

      Do I need to see a doctor?

      1. WTF

        “Toxic Whiteness” is what happens when us pale people stay out in the sun too long, right?

    3. Drake

      Like on the freeway?

    4. Does that have something to do with skiing etiquette? Or lane changes while driving? I don’t know what any of that means.

  14. Male Rape May Be More Common Than Previously Thought

    According to the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network (RAINN), 11.2 percent of all college students, including undergraduates and graduates, experience “rape or sexual assault through force, violence, and incapacitation.”

    Only one out of five female victims in college report their sexual assault to law enforcement. And of the male college victims? RAINN doesn’t mention it. This exclusion could mean one of two things: Either RAINN, a respected institution, tried to get the data, but so few raped men came forward to warrant statistical inclusion; or, it didn’t try to get the data at all.

    Regardless, both cases imply that male rapes are so stigmatized and misunderstood that either raped college men are unwilling to come forward, or that RAINN doesn’t see a worthy duty in soliciting those men for thorough research. Both cases, in other words, point to a grander theme—an intense societal stigma and ignorance of male rape victims.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      So you’re saying there’s still hope?

    2. Pat

      One time I was standing in line at the grocery store checkout. This woman behind me is cramming in close to me so she can get her merchandise up on the conveyor belt. Suddenly, she sneezes all over my shoulder. I was so traumatized and ashamed that I didn’t call the cops. But I’m pretty sure I might be a male sexual assault survivor.

      1. Slammer

        Call them now. It’s OK to change your mind later about sexual assault.

        1. WTF

          It’s the “brave” thing to do.

      2. Pomp

        Gross. You should get an AIDS test

      3. The Last American Hero

        Is “merchandise” a euphemism? Because if so, I think you may be right.

    3. Monroe Ficus hardest hit?

    4. WTF

      Only one out of five female victims in college report their sexual assault to law enforcement.

      They’re missing an “alleged” in there.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        No, they are most definitely not. you misogynist rape denying shitlord!

    5. Atanarjuat

      Someone needs to start collecting statistics on Sasquatch rape.

      1. The Last American Hero

        JUST CHECK HASH MARKS ON STEVE SMITH CAVE WALL!

    6. FreeSociety

      I read somewhere that slightly more men are raped than women in the US when you factor in the prison rape rate. I’m skeptical of that claim, but it would be startling if true. If true, I suppose the progressive solution would be to increase the rape of women to offset the prison rape problem.

      1. WTF

        No, the progressive solution would be to ignore and dismiss anything other than their hobbyhorse as illegitimate and not worthy of attention.

        1. AlexinCT

          Who deserves to be raped more than some cis shiitlord, anyway?

  15. Lachowsky

    From the WA Trump/Russia story.

    “Director Coats does not discuss his private conversations with the President. However, he has never felt pressured by the President or anyone else in the Administration to influence any intelligence matters or ongoing investigations.”

    That is about the only sourced quote in the whole piece.

  16. Pat

    Implicit bias: Is everyone racist?

    Few people openly admit to holding racist beliefs but many psychologists claim most of us are nonetheless unintentionally racist. We hold, what are called “implicit biases”. So what is implicit bias, how is it measured and what, if anything, can be done about it? David Edmonds has been investigating.

    1. I’m not racist except for the coons, wops, spics, and the daigos. Everyone else is just fine.

      1. PieInTheSKy

        Canadian lover !

      2. Florida Man

        it makes me chuckle when old people say racist things. It’s like when little kids are brutally honest.

        1. Pomp

          You’re supposed to be outraged. Do your research.

          1. Florida Man

            I was hoping to enact your labor for me.

        2. Bobarian LMD

          I used to chuckle, then I started to get old.

          Now I get away with sometimes saying racist things.

          And then I chuckle.

          1. FreeSociety

            I can’t see that working out for me too well.

            Me: “Back in my day, them coons knew their place!”

            Little Billy: “Grandpa, you were born in the 1980’s. You’re a terrible person.”

      3. WTF

        So, you’re good with gooks and the yids?

        1. It depends. But no Irish!

          1. WTF

            Oh, well, that goes without saying!

    2. Brett L

      Sometimes. Avenue Q covered this. With puppets.

    3. SugarFree

      We had “implicit bias” “training” at work. (Sorry for all the qualifications.) It wasn’t mandatory, so I skipped it. The person who did “worse” on the final “exam?” The Bernie voter girl who is so sensitive about everything.

      1. Brett L

        Its because she cares too much.

        1. SugarFree

          The pained look on her face when I call her a racist and warn people about her implicit bias is as sweet to me as the finest honey.

    4. Bob

      The idea of subconscious racism is bullshit. Imagine if someone doesn’t like brussel sprouts. Then a social scientist gives them a test and says “no you actually like brussel sprouts you just don’t know it.”

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Which slur is brussel sprouts?

        1. Negroni Please

          Obviously that’s a slur against the NATO leadership. I’m not sure it qualifies as racism though.

          1. WTF

            I thought we settled on miserable fat Belgian bastards?

          2. I’m not sure it qualifies as racism though.

            I guess it doesn’t unless you’re a Belgian midget.

    5. Somalian Road Corporation

      I’ve taken a number of those implicit bias tests and I think they’re totally full of shit. Yes, yes, I’m biased against minorities. That must be why I was working overtime around the holidays to buy the minority I was in a relationship with something special.

  17. Republicans worried about leaks consider cutting back surveillance authority

    “The spying by our government on Americans cannot be tolerated, and it is being tolerated,” Rep. Ted Poe, a conservative Texas Republican, said in a telephone interview.

    Poe blamed the National Security Agency for overreaching its authority, and said he would not be surprised if the agency’s employees were surveilling people like himself, a former criminal court judge.

    “Nothing would surprise me about what the NSA does. Unfortunately, they cannot be trusted,” said Poe, who sits on the House Judiciary Committee that will weigh reauthorization.

    Elsewhere on Capitol Hill, others also fretted about temptations for intelligence community employees to turn the surveillance apparatus on Americans.

    “To folks in that world, it’s crack,” said an aide to another Republican congressman, who spoke without authorization of the aide’s boss and asked for anonymity. “You’ve got to get the genie back in the box, and that’s really hard.”

    1. Pomp

      Tingle.upleg

    2. Pat

      “Party in power realizes that all the power they’ve accumulated to themselves is biting them in the ass”

    3. Chipwooder

      Maybe something worthwhile will come out of all that nonsense after all.

    4. Gustave Lytton

      …Poe’s Law?

    5. Bobarian LMD

      He keeps his genie in a box?

      What a fucking weirdo.

      1. Akira

        Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

        /The Room

  18. Pat

    Farmers Face Uphill Battle in Right to Repair Tractors

    Once capable of fixing their mechanical workhorses in a barn or under the shade of a tree, many of the nation’s 3.2 million farmers are now faced with tractors that can only be fixed by a manufacturer—a situation that benefits manufacturers’ bottom lines but puts added burdens on often-struggling farmers. But Schwarz and other farmers are fighting back. They’re pushing “right-to-repair” legislation, which would require manufacturers to provide the same information and parts to farmers or independent repair shops as they do for the manufacturers’ repair shops.

    1. Tundra

      Shitty, but it’s happening everywhere. Open the hood of a new BMW and despair.

      Meanwhile, equipment makers—including Deere, which controls as much as 60 percent of the tractor market in the U.S. and Canada—are opposed to the legislation. In a letter laying out its position, Deere argued that current regulations are necessary to maintain product safety and compliance with emissions standards.

      I actually have some sympathy for the manufacturers in this regard. The feds pull emissions and safety standards out of their asses and expect companies to build to it.

      Still, though, let us fix our stuff if we so choose.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Yes. I deal in construction equipment and it’s absolutely horrible. The EPA has optimized emissions at the expense of every single other performance metric.

        1. Lachowsky

          There are many shops around my area who will delete the DEF program in your truck for a small fee.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            I avoid Tier 4f equipment like the plague. I’d rather buy used equipment and put a re-man engine in it.

          2. That sounds like a great way to get your fleet shut down by DOT.
            Scruffy, do you guys get credit for HP that’s repowered and set up with a Huss system or something like it? Or are they enforcing any of the power stuff yet?
            Also, you want a D6K XL I’m looking to move right now? I need it gone.

          3. Lachowsky

            IDK if they would do it on fleet vehicles. They do it all the time on ton trucks and I have never heard of there being an issue.

          4. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Out of my weight class. I stay 6 tons and under and primarily specialty equipment.

      2. Pat

        I agree it’s shitty for the farmers, but a mandate that they provide proprietary information to third parties for the expedience of their customers isn’t proper, IMO. The farmers should leverage their bargaining power. This is like making software vendors release their source code. Maybe they should. it’d be nice if they did. A lot of them do, thanks to pressure from open source software. But when you get the government involved you’re committing a greater infringement of rights than the “right” to fix your unsupported product.

        1. Nephilium

          Part of the problem is the DMCA anti-circumvention clause. Here’s a brief write up on it.

          1. Pat

            I’m familiar with those rules but hadn’t really considered their impact on this particular issue. Makes sense. One ridiculous mandate begets another.

          2. Tundra

            I believe it’s also been used to try to prevent people from tuning their own cars. So, so stupid.

    2. Blame California. They’re the ones that imposed all those retarded ass CARB regs that caused manufacturers of yellow iron to develop the new engines. Of course the people that make farm tractors were gonna put them in their machines as well, seeing as there is a lot of crossover in how the two product groups are powered.

      What are we up to now, Tier IV? The intracicies of those power units are way beyond the skills of a shade tree mechanic.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Tier 4f

        They’re dogshit machines. They require computers on the engines in order to maintain emissions. You can’t modify anything without violating laws. They’re notoriously unreliable. Maintenance must be performed at exact intervals in order to keep them running. And fuel consumption actually goes up.

        1. It’s worse for the on-road guys. Try taking one of those new trucks over the grapevine with a trailer full of quickrete pallets. Not only will you be lucky to make it, your I’ll be lucky to not get run over by the trucks that don’t have to comply with the law* that come in from Mexico every day.

          *Trucks from other states can drive through CA a couple times a year if they’re out of compliance. Trucks from Mexico can come and go as they please but can’t stay overnight unless they’re on a trip through the state. So now you’ve got people running tier 0 fleets from TJ into LA every day (3 hour drive) and fleet operators from CA being priced out of the market because they’re turning trucks over every 2-3 years and after 100,000 miles that should last 10 years and 1,500,000 miles at least.
          Fucking Golden State assclowns.

          1. Count Potato

            That should be sports team.

      2. Buying that 1960-something car is looking more and more probable.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          1972 is the last year of emission free cars. Although I believe CA makes you put on some shit that fucks with your tuning.

    3. SimonD

      Boy, things changed quickly. I used to sell construction equipment for a living, and one of our selling points was that it was relatively easy to work on our equipment (except for the engines, obviously; but even those were do-able). I guess I should never underestimate the ability (and willingness) of government to fuck up anything and everything it touches.

  19. Scruffy Nerfherder

    I don’t know what bothers me more, the obsessive genuflection or the fact that major corporations waste so much money on worthless virtue-signaling bullshit.

    Can Michelle Obama Please Be My Life Coach?

    Michelle Obama, the FLOTUS America didn’t deserve, popped up for a talk at the Worldwide Developer’s Conference, the event where Apple unveils new products and where, this year, attendees were blessed to hear her inspirational words on topics like living your best life, memoir writing, and the power of female leadership.

    On Tuesday, Obama sat with Lisa Jackson, Apple’s VP of environment, policy, and social initiatives, who enviously described Michelle as “my friend.” Obama explained that while she and Barack are obviously hard at work on community initiatives, they’re also “decompressing” and trying to travel once a month. “We are now trying to see the world, actually see it and enjoy it and take it in,” says Michelle. Yes, we see. She also talked about the “healthy process” of writing her book. “I find myself for the first time really remembering and taking in feelings and emotions that I just buried,” she says, appearing warm, genuine and human.

    1. Barfman

      BAAARRRRRFFFFFFFFF

    2. Pomp

      More like FLOATUS a clue, amirite?

    3. Slammer

      I really hate that phrase ” The ________ America didn’t/doesn’t deserve”

      1. What we really deserve is a sex bomb first lady… oh wait!

        1. Chipwooder

          Since you got me in the right state of mind earlier….Flipper!

        2. AlexinCT

          WOOKEE!

      2. Chipwooder

        I don’t see a problem with it – I truly don’t know what I could have done to deserve the Obamas.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          You know what you did. This is all your fault.

      3. WTF

        Well, we really didn’t deserve the Obamas, just not in the way that the jezzies mean.

    4. Rufus the Monocled

      “Rufus here for (((Glibertarian Semi-News Services))), but can you crack a walnut on your forehead?’

    5. Chipwooder

      Lisa Jackson, Apple’s VP of environment, policy, and social initiatives

      Hmmmm, that name sounds familiar. I wonder where I know her from?

      Former Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) Administrator Lisa Jackson used her private email to conduct official business, including with a lobbyist, in a possible violation of federal record laws.

      Oh.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Another reason I hate Apple.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        Awesome.

      3. KibbledKristen

        VP of environment, policy, and social initiatives

        So Apple runs themselves like a university administration? That will end well.

        1. The Last American Hero

          I’d love it if they treated her like Milton from Office Space.

      4. Somalian Road Corporation

        Thanks for pointing that out. I was familiar with the EPA Lisa Jackson but I wouldn’t have connected the dots there.

    6. tarran

      Did she discuss with Lisa Jackson the merits of evading oversight by setting up dummy email accounts to conduct official business?

    7. Suthenboy

      Goddamned right we didn’t deserve her.

  20. PieInTheSKy

    Tiny Jumping Spiders Can See the Moon. Apparently the also chase laser pointer, a useless factoid I was not aware of.

    https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2017/06/jumping-spiders-can-see-the-moon/529329/?utm_source=twb

  21. Alan Dershowitz: Tolerance for anti-Semitism is growing on both sides of the aisle

    The irony is breathtaking. Under her own all-or-nothing criteria, Sarsour, who is also a staunch supporter of trying to destroy Israel economically, cannot be pro-Palestinian and a feminist because the Palestinian Authority and Hamas subjugate women and treat gays far worse than Israel does.

    Sarsour supports Islamic religious law, Sharia. If taken literally, this would presumably mean that she also supports punishing homosexuality by death; amputation for theft; death by stoning for “adultery” (which can include being raped); and women’s being valued at half the worth of a man, being flogged for drinking alcohol, and above all subjected to slavery.

    Yet Sarsour has emerged as a champion of the hard-left. Both New York City Mayor Bill De Blasio and Sen. Bernie Sanders have sought her endorsement. Moreover, Deputy Democratic National Committee Chairman Keith Ellison, who himself has a sordid history with anti-Semitism stemming from his association with Louis Farrakhan (who publicly boasted about his own Jew hatred), has come out in support of the bigoted Sarsour. When it comes to Ellison, an old idiom comes to mind: A man is known by the company he keeps.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The Islam/Feminism connection has to be one of the most retarded cultural movements in history. You have to be a mental midget to accept that level of cognitive dissonance,

      1. Chipwooder

        Wasn’t there a group called Queers for Palestine? I’d say they would be the undisputed champs in that category.

      2. KibbledKristen

        I’m still struggling with WTF leftist feminists think they’re getting when they support institutionalizing Islam. Are they being stereotypical women, thinking they can “change” Islam to make it be nice to women?

        1. WTF

          More likely just a simple case of herd mentality. The left loves Islam, and feminism is a leftist movement, so Islam is good.

          1. The Zenome Project

            I think that for thought leaders on the left (not necessarily the progs that follow them), wealth disparity is more important than religion. Because Muslims are on average poorer than Jews as a demographic, they are automatically higher on their intersectional pyramid no matter what the religion itself dictates. They therefore have to defend everything that they do in the name of all things “fair” and “just”.

        2. Count Potato

          They both want to topple Western culture.

        3. FreeSociety

          They think they’re overthrowing the patriarchy, by displacing white men and bringing the totally non-patriarchal Muslim migrants. No one ever said feminist’s heads weren’t lodged firmly up their own asses, except feminists, but they don’t know any better.

        4. wdalasio

          But, you see it all the time, don’t you? The black leaders who mindlessly champion the teachers’ unions, the anti-war left who supported Hillary Clinton, the pro-cronyism socialists. It’s all about TEAM. If you don’t support the TEAM, you’re on your own. And when you’re on your own, you have to worry about all those other people on the other TEAM AND all the people on your own TEAM who buried nascent rivalries in the names of inter-TEAM loyalty.

      3. Drake

        They actually have much in common. An obsession with control over people. A crazy set of rules that involves suspension of logic and reason you have to follow to be a member. And an overwhelming hatred of Western civilization.

        1. Chipwooder

          For people obsessed with “the patriarchy”, they definitely don’t seem overly concerned with an actual patriarchy.

          1. FreeSociety

            Only white men can be patriarchal. All other men being patriarchal is simply a product of the post-colonial oppression that white males imposed on others. Once the white males are extinct, problem solved!

      4. Michael

        This is nothing new among the left. Baader Mainhof trained with the PLA in the sixties and were absolutely perplexed as to why their woke ass Palestinian “allies” were so militantly uptight about the BM women walking around the camp topless and sharing quarters with the men.

        1. Michael

          Derp. Meant PLO, not PLA.

          Whatever.

    2. Pomp

      Yes yes yes, keep going down this road. Please please please!!!

    3. F. Stupidity Jr.

      Tolerance for anti-Semitism is growing

      See, we are a tolerant nation.

    4. Pat

      This is the same kind of pox on both houses dumbassery that Reason always pulls. The best example he can come up with of mainstream right wing anti-Semitism is Pat Buchanan, who in addition to being at least 150 years old has been out of mainstream politics since the early 1990s. Richard Spencer has as much pull in the mainstream conservative movement in the US as Buchanan these days.

      1. The Zenome Project

        Many of the most die-hard SJWs for Israel also think that Ron Paul’s an anti-semite because he dares to say that they shouldn’t get foreign military welfare, but that’s another issue entirely.

        1. Pat

          Buchanan actually has said some shit you could legitimately construe as anti-Semitic (and definitely bordering on Nazi apologetics). But he hasn’t had any pull in the mainstream right for a very long time.

    5. antisthenes

      You know who else hated Jews and gays and supported a brutal authoritarian society, and was allied with the far left?

      1. Count Potato

        Stalin?

      2. KibbledKristen

        Woodrow Wilson?

      3. FreeSociety

        Millions upon millions of Muslims?

      4. Trolleric the Goth

        Ceausescu?

      5. Apples and Knives

        Public Enemy?

  22. Pat

    Muslims ‘outraged’ by billboard that insults prophet Mohammed

    INDIANAPOLIS — An anti-Muslim billboard disparaging the prophet Mohammed that can be seen from an Indiana highway on the east side of Indianapolis is drawing concern from local Muslims.

    1. Pomp

      :’-(

    2. PieInTheSKy

      In Mohamed defense, he was just a guy you know wanting to have a little fun.

      1. AlexinCT

        Are you referring to the 9 year old he banged?

        1. The Elite Elite

          It was a sexual emergency!

          1. AlexinCT

            And he married her first, right?

    3. Slammer

      It’s actually a pretty good test for how assimilated one is.

    4. Lachowsky

      The all black billboard has a headline of “The Perfect Man.” Underneath are six bullet points to describe that man. These points include “married a 6-year-old,” “slave owner & dealer” and “13 wives, 11 at one time.”

      Nowhere on the billboard is the name muhammad mentioned. I guess that the outraged muslims just assume the subject of the billboard is their prohpet. I wonder why?

      1. It sounds like a description of OMWC!

        1. Private Chipperbot

          The sons of bitches read his book!

          1. Chipwooder

            OMWC is Erwin Rommel?

            So he’s a self-loathing Jew?

          2. FreeSociety

            Rommel wasn’t much of an anti-Semite beyond what virtue signalling he did as a public person in Nazi Germany. He was more of an old school Prussian militarist without the aristocratic undertones.

          3. Bobarian LMD

            And at least tacitly supported one of the plots to kill Hitler

          4. FreeSociety

            Also consider that part of his punishment for having knowledge of the plot was that his coffin was covered in Swastikas.

          5. straffinrun

            How I want to go.

          6. Count Potato

            Well, you’re in Japan, so just become a Buddhist?

    5. Brett L

      If we’re pulling down statues of Confederate generals, this seems like fair play. It’s shallow presentism, but that’s where too many people live.

    6. Florida Man

      I don’t see Mohammed’s name on the sign…

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Well, that’s because you don’t see like victims do. After all, you’re white, privileged and white so you’re not aware of the BTU-pain you cause in people.

        I mean, really FM. Are you woke or not?

    7. Rufus the Monocled

      ‘Sir, I’m outraged! Pistols at dawn!”

      /puts brick in glove.

    8. antisthenes

      “It is a horrible billboard. I’m outraged by it, but saddened at the same time … and I would like to know who is behind it,” said Rima Shahid, executive director of the Muslim Alliance of Indiana. “It seems very cowardly to me. If you have some kind of stance, you should want to stand up next to your statement.”

      Yeah, so the Muslim group’s first response is “we want to know where this guy lives”. Fuck em.

      1. Which parts aren’t true? Seriously. while we’re talking about the courage of one’s convictions, maybe the Muslim Alliance of Indiana should either accept that the prophet of their religion wasn’t Mr. Rogers and own that shit, or reconsider their beliefs.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Nothing in that article other than blind assertions that it’s false. Also, lumping Trump in with this because he’s behind putting up billboards in Indiana and an autoplay video “Muslim American women discuss common misconceptions about the hijab. This is from a series of short films called The Secret Life of Muslims, created by filmmaker Joshua Seftel. USA Today”.

          Piss on the back on your leg and tell you it’s raining.

        2. Michael

          No shit. Also, if a believer recognizes their prophet solely by factual description of his actions yet said believer discounts or is offended by those descriptions, wouldn’t that render their prophet a false one?

          1. AlexinCT

            Now you are demanding people actually be logical or something?

          2. Holger-da-Dane

            Would be fun to do a similar thing by putting up a billboard with vague description of leftist icon misdeeds. See if they can be trolled into admitting knowing about those things.

            Put 120,000 Asian-Americans in camps during WWII

            Etc.

    9. SimonD

      I drive past that billboard regularly. I LOL every time.

    10. ron73440

      I tried to read the article, but when it said one woman was concerned it would incite hate crimes, at that point the stupid started burning and I had to quit.

  23. PieInTheSKy

    Professors at a recent conference hosted by Indiana University-Purdue University Indianapolis reportedly called whiteness “inherently violent,” saying “diversity of opinion” is just “white supremacist bullshit.”

    The conference, held between May 31 and June 2, was organized by the Critical Race Studies in Education Association (CRSEA), an organization that frequently hosts similar events to bring together an “interdisciplinary consortium of experts who recognize global implications of race and education for minoritized people.”

    http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=9272

    1. Chipwooder

      Well, that all certainly sounds like an enormous waste of time and money!

      If white leftists are so wracked with guilt over being the hated whitey, why don’t they show some integrity and do us all a favor by offing themselves?

      1. Brett L

        Same with watermelons.

      2. PieInTheSKy

        Save the helicopter fuel, if you will

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      But remember, leftist academics claim there is NO evidence of left-wing propaganda on campuses.

    3. WTF

      reportedly called whiteness “inherently violent,”

      Based on crime statistics? Because those would indicate something else entirely.

      1. leonadasiv

        You shitlord! Those statistics are patriarchy!

      2. Bob

        Based in success of course. Because success comes from oppressing others. This is what they believe.

    4. Holger-da-Dane

      It’s a conference on Critical Race Theory.

      I mean, come on, Marxism is practically in the name. I’m sure “hating whitey” is just a proxy for “destroying capitalism”.

  24. Haybob

    More theft!

    Woke up to a 1.2 billion dollar tax increase in Kansas. The media propaganda worked in convincing people Kansas is a dumpster fire. Liberals are using it to back their claim that lowering taxes doesn’t work. I’m not a fan of our Governor and I think the tax cuts should have been carried out differently. However, I do think the cuts have kept unemployment down during a time with ag and oil economy are in the dumps.

    1. Drake

      Have fun in the next primary season.

    2. You should be thanking them, slave!

    3. Pat

      What’s The Matter With Kansas?

  25. Drake

    New Jersey just sucks. Democrat Phil Murphy and Republican Kim Guadagno won their parties nominations for Governor yesterday.

    Murphy couldn’t be a more stereotypical limousine liberal Dem shitbag. He promised to sign all those unconstitutional gun bills Christie vetoed while raising our taxes.

    Guadagno was Christie’s Lt. Governor and wouldn’t be a more bland vanilla establishment Republican if she was John Boehner and Mitch McConnell’s love-child.

    My son hopefully graduates high school in 2 years. Hopefully that’s not enough time for Murphy to further fuck things up and I can sell the house and activate my escape plan.

    1. KibbledKristen

      Where you escaping to?

      1. PieInTheSKy

        I nominate Romania

      2. Drake

        Good question. New Hampshire and Pennsylvania are both possibilities.

        1. KibbledKristen

          I vote NH. Because Free State Project annat.

          1. Drake

            I grew up in rural Massachusetts and went to school in Maine. I can see myself living on a small farm in the middle of nowhere NH with lots of “get off my property” signs. Those reticent unfriendly true Yankees are my people.

          2. KibbledKristen

            Me too. When I had wanted to move back to VT, one of the main draws was the “leave me alone” attitude of northern NE.

            Too bad VT went so far down the socialist rabbit hole that I refuse to move there, despite knowing the state and having lots of friends there.

          3. The Zenome Project

            NH is a good choice, from what I’ve heard. The only problem is that I’m guessing that in a battle b/t the Free State Project and the “Massholes”, the “Massholes” will always win.

        2. Caput Lupinum

          If you do Pennsylvania, stay out of the Poconos, Delaware bakery and Lehigh valley, unless you want to be surrounded with other Jersey expats.

          1. Caput Lupinum

            Damn phone… valley, not bakery. Not even sure how that one happened. The Delaware bakery is quite nice though.

        3. Holger-da-Dane

          Come to PA, but we need to debrief you first – You might be damaged into thinking it’s a free state that can’t be improved.

    2. The Zenome Project

      To be fair, you can’t be relevant in the NJ political machine w/o being Team Blue or Team RINO. I wouldn’t be surprised if “liberty” is considered a slur there.

    3. WTF

      The shitbag Murphy has been running commercials promising to raise taxes, raise spending, and increase regulation. And he is a former Goldman-Sachs guy in the Corzine mold. But he will win because “Christie Rethuglikkkans r BAD!!!111!!!!”

      1. The Zenome Project

        IDK about that: I don’t think that RethugliKKKans are enough to get the BernieBros and the progs to turn out for Mr. Goldman, the “Corporate Democrat”. Judging from Clinton’s turnout, the RINO might actually have a shot here.

        1. WTF

          Nope. We just had a Republican who was “The worst EVAR” so now it will go to the Democrat. Too many urban votes combined with public sector unions to allow the RINO to pull it out.

          1. The Zenome Project

            I think it’s dependent on what happens to Sen. Menendez. That has the potential to strongly depress turnout on the left and keep the activist wing away from the polls.

      2. The Zenome Project

        (Especially if Sen. Menendez is charged with corruption/accepting bribes this year, the race can be localized as a referendum against the NJ Democrat machine, which would favor Guadagno)

        1. Drake

          Menendez is almost charged with corruption/accepting bribes every year. A NJ paper did a poll and his name was most frequently associated with “corruption”.

          1. The Zenome Project

            It’s one thing to believe that someone’s corrupt and another to actually get indicted. If an indictment actually happens, Murphy will not be a shoe-in. He may still win, but the margin will be extremely tight.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Michelle Obama, the FLOTUS America didn’t deserve

    You can say that again.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      The thing that I’ve come to conclude is these people truly hate their country. No one who talks this way loves or respects their country.

      They’re miserable, anti-intellectual, ignorant cunts, cocks and cucks.

      1. Chipwooder

        They may or may not hate the country, but they definitely hate most of their countrymen with an intensity that is worthy of an Austrian corporal.

        1. thom

          Nothing betrays their stated progressive belief in helping their fellow countrymen like the open contempt they display for them.

    2. FreeSociety

      I wouldn’t wish her upon the North Koreans. Imagine her lecturing the Norks about nutrition as she displays her perfectly manly arms.

      1. Count Potato

        Michelle Obama, the co-pilot Han Solo didn’t deserve?

        1. FreeSociety

          Yeah but Han saved her life so in her culture, she has a duty to serve him for the rest of her life. I think that’s how it goes.

  27. Pat

    A farmer sues after he was ousted from city’s farmer’s market over his views on same-sex marriage

    (RNS) A Catholic farmer in Michigan is suing the city of East Lansing after he was barred from a municipal farmers market over his views on same-sex marriage.

    Stephen Tennes filed a lawsuit at a federal court on Wednesday, seeking his reinstatement. In it, Tennes says he was prohibited from selling his products after his business, Country Mill Farms, refused to host a lesbian couple’s wedding at its orchard in Charlotte, 22 miles outside the city and he stated on Facebook “his Catholic belief that marriage is a sacramental union between one man and one woman.”

    1. KibbledKristen

      It’s so cute when government thinks they can act like private businesses and discriminate.

      1. Pat

        My first thought was “why is the farmer’s market run by the municipality?” I guess that’s probably a stupid question.

        1. KibbledKristen
      2. WTF

        Private businesses will be hammered by the government for discriminating in ways that are not government-approved.

    1. Tundra

      I laughed.

  28. Drake

    Poland, Hungary, Slovakia, and now the Czech Republic are refusing to accept the EU mandated “refugee” quota.

    1. Countries that know a lot about invasions 😉

    2. PieInTheSKy

      We had some refugees come to Romania and start crying when they found out where they were. Apparently they wanted to get to Germany.

      1. Drake

        Were the Romanians like “oh, you people again? Didn’t we chase you out just a couple centuries ago?”

        1. something Vlad something the Impaler

          1. Chipwooder

            The Romanians are just celebrating their cultural heritage by running the Turks refugees off.

          2. WTF

            At least they didn’t mount them all on spikes.

          3. FreeSociety

            There’s still time.

          4. Emmerson Biggins

            Vlad was the original Based Stick Man.

      2. Waterfall Insurance

        Beggars can’t be choosers is just Nazi dogwhistleing. Beggars are just means tested consumers.

    3. Michael

      After Brexit, a lot of people I know were speculating that the EU would be done for if France or Germany were to follow suit. I think the sentiment is wrong and that the real death knell for the EU will be if Poland ever finally decides they’ve had enough. Their economic influence in that sphere is spectacular, especially considering that they’ve successfully resisted the common currency this entire time.

    4. FreeSociety

      Good for them. I hope they deposit the EU fines right up Juncker’s ass.

  29. Count Potato

    “Here’s a little Reality for you. Family shocked!”

    iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg

    So maybe her family are retards? But how did the NSA — who are a bunch of professional spies — allow her to have a security clearance?

    1. This whole things smells a little…off to me. Snowden’s come out in support of her, and I do have some respect for the guy, but this chick seems like she’s coming more from a rabidly partisan angle than a feeling of genuine patriotism towards her fellow Americans. Plus, there’s so little of substance in the leak that it almost…almost…seems as if someone might have thrown it out there as bait to perhaps smoke out some poorly-vetted contractors who might have gotten a little lippy or hysterical over a recent election.

      1. Brett L

        Agreed. This was a classic canary trap.

        1. To paraphrase John from The Auld Syte, if you were setting up a honeypot to catch leakers you would behave exactly the same way.

      2. WTF

        Or maybe they knowingly hired some left wing nutbags and gave them security clearances knowing that they would be the perfect willing conduits to leak bullshit that might be used to promote an anti-Trump narrative. It would be nice to have a handy scapegoat when the SHTF.

        1. Also not outside the bounds of reason. At this point I’d believe damn near anything but the official story.

    2. Count Potato

      “In another shocking revelation, the NSA leaker expressed support for Iran, saying she would support the Islamic country if the President, who she described as “Tangerine in Chief”, declares war.”

      https://heatst.com/politics/revealed-nsa-leaker-is-pro-iran-liberal-activist-who-says-being-white-is-terrorism/

    3. FreeSociety

      Yeah she thinks “whiteness” is terrorism. I’m not going to spend one calorie defending her.

      1. WTF

        Since she’s white I guess she admits that she’s a terrorist.

  30. Michael

    Here’s a little Reality for you. Family shocked!

    I predict an approximately five year stint in the pen coinciding with a very public transition from female to male.

    1. My money’s on porn. Eye shadow and foundation can do some amazing things.

      1. Neither one can make those beanbags into a decent set of tits though.

        1. Q Continuum

          +2 silicone implants paid for by the US Govt

  31. Rufus the Monocled

    Just posted in A.M. Links:

    “Theresa May ✔@theresa_may
    I’m clear: if human rights laws get in the way of tackling extremism and terrorism, we will change those laws to keep British people safe.”

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Maybe they should just allow the Brits to defend themselves more.

      1. Tundra

        A stiff upper lip and a .45 would probably work.

        1. Drake

          Bah. .455 Webley is the British way to deal with pests. They should be able to see that freight-train coming.

          1. Number.6

            Zed enthusiastically agrees.

        2. Chipwooder

          As a great American once said, “You get a lot further with a kind word and a gun than just a kind word.”

      2. WTF

        “Draw, Aim, Fire” is better than “Run, Hide, Tell”.

    2. FreeSociety

      Well “human rights” laws are typically a bunch of bullshit anyways. That’s why the term “natural rights” has fallen out of vogue, too hard to shoe horn in bullshit like free internet and welfare payments.

  32. ttyrant

    Glibs —

    I mainly lurked at the old site — save for occasionally bantering with Rufus about calcio — but finally decided to register. It’s largely for selfish reasons (//polishes monocle), as I have two questions on which I’d like some input:

    – Historical podcasts – I’ve got two seven hour drives coming up, and am looking for any suggestions on history podcasts. A few months ago someone mentioned the Emperors of Rome series, which I quite like. Admittedly I think part of it is me being a sucker for an accent, but it helps that the two are playful and have some humility (mainly with regards to the fact that the sources at various points might not be so reliable). I’ve also listened to Dan Carlin’s series’ on the both WW1 and WW2 as well as War College on Gilmore’s suggestion (not necessarily historical, but still very interesting).

    – Places to eat in Cleveland. I’m not necessarily opposed to fine dining, but I prefer bang-for-my-buck at diners, burger-places, that sort of thing. Or Polish restaurants (a quick google search yields a place called Sokolowski’s University Inn — anyone ever been?).

    1. straffinrun

      TTulpa?

      1. Tundra

        You’re Tulpa.

        1. straffinrun

          We are Tulpae.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            I’m thinking Kathy Griffith holding the head of Tulpa.

          2. straffinrun

            Giving him a handjob? You’re sick, Dood.

          3. Q Continuum

            I’m sensing a SugarFree story opportunity. The forbidden kinky love between Nasty Griffin and Tulpa.

    2. Slammer

      I subscribe to “New books in Military History”, and USAHEC (US Army Heritage and Education Center). Great stuff on USAHEC

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      Try Stefan Molyneux’s recap on Rome. Pretty good.

    4. Gustave Lytton

      Donald Kagan’s Greek history lectures: http://oyc.yale.edu/classics/clcv-205

      Was originally recommended at the other site by someone whose name I forgot.

      1. ttyrant

        Thanks all. Will check these out.

    5. Nephilium

      For the Cleveland food, what part of town are you going to be in? And what types of food are you looking for other then Polish? For Sokolowki’s, I haven’t been there myself, but it’s been an institution for years.

      1. ttyrant

        I will actually be just south of Cleveland in Independence, mostly confined to a hotel to learn the finer points of balboa (a type of swing dance, as opposed to the conquistador). As far as types of food, again I’m pretty open, albeit I lean towards cheaper places. Mexican, greasy egg-and-hash-brown diners… Sloopy mentioned a chili chain in Cincy yesterday — any worthwhile chili spots in Cleveland?

        1. Nephilium

          Alright, that’s close to where I’m at nowadays. For chili, Cincinnati chili is special. In that it’s sweet and has cinnamon in it. There’s a couple places that do it, but none that I know of that are known for it.

          For places to eat at:

          Slyman’s Tavern – Best Corned Beef in the city. This is their second location, with the first being a mainstay of Cleveland that operated for 50 years before opening a second location. If you’re not a big eater, go with the smaller sandwich. The full corned beef sandwich is well over a pound of meat.

          Melt bar and Grilled – A regional restaurant that specializes in giant, overstuffed, grilled cheese sandwiches. There’s a location in Independence as well

          Yours Truly – A regional restaurant chain that offers all day breakfast

          Winking Lizard – Classic bar food.

          Swenson’s – An old school fast food place, with car hops.

          Gourmand’s – This one is just strange. It’s a coffee shop, deli, beer store, and wine store.

          Cozumel – This will probably fit your cheap Mexican cravings.

          The best cheap breakfast option is a 20 minute drive with no traffic called Latitude 41 N. You can get coffee/tea, 2 eggs, potatoes/grits, 2 strips bacon, 2 links of sausage, and toast for $4.95. If you’re there on a weekend, it wouldn’t be a bad drive, but if you’re there during the week, you’ll be going through the worst parts of rush hour traffic.

          On the dancing front, I always just stuck with the Jitterbug. Although depending on who’s teaching your class, I may know them from back in the day.

          1. Winking Lizard

            No euphemism there, no sirreeee.

          2. ttyrant

            Thanks Nephilium, I appreciate the recommendations. As far as teachers, I’m not sure about the local group who’s running the event, but they’re bringing in some high-profile instructors. I did a similar event in Denver last year, and it was well worth it. Jitterbug’s more lindy-hop (not sure if there’s a difference or if it’s just same-thing-different-name), and although I enjoy it, I’m utterly enthralled with balboa right now.

          3. Nephilium

            Not a problem, I would have put links for them, but didn’t want to trigger our benevolent overlords. All of them have menus online, that you should be able to find through Google.

            From what I remember, the Lindy is a six count, while the Jitterbug was a four count. It’s been years since I’ve been out for a swing dance. The girlfriend is… rhythm challenged, and is not a fan of me dancing with other women around.

          4. ttyrant

            Yup, lindy is six. Didn’t know jitterbug was four — I just watched a video, saw a swing-out looking similar to lindy and assumed they were the same. I’ve only been doing this for a little over a year, but from what I can tell, different cities teach different ‘basic’ steps — up here in Milwaukee, the general lesson template is to start with a regular six-count (quickquick slow, slow) and go from there (mostly lindy, but a few adventurous souls doing balboa and shag).

          5. Rique

            Melt is amazing, highly recommended.

        2. Bobarian LMD

          THERE IS NO CHILI CHAIN IN CINCY.

          THEY SERVE A PASTA GOULASH.

          1. Holger-da-Dane

            STEVE SMITH LIKE DEEP DISH CHILI

    6. FreeSociety

      As Rufus said, try the Stefan Molyneux presentation on the Fall of Rome. Highly recommended.

    7. egould310

      Yes Sokolowskis yes yes yes yes yes yes. Nearby is a nice dive called Hoopples. Spent a few fine afternoons getting toasted there.

    8. Pan Zagloba

      History of Rome by Mike Duncan starts good, and, once he gets his rhythm going, becomes spectacular. As a bonus, it’s done.
      Then dive into its sequel, History of Byzantium by Robert Pearson. It’s only about halfway through its run (started in 450s, currently in 960s and is aiming for 1453). Great stuff on a less known subject.

    9. straffinrun

      Since we’re being serious, this reading of Hamlet is one of the most informative podcasts I’ve ever heard. I’m not sure if he stopped making podcasts, but the ones he has up are excellent.

      1. ttyrant

        Staffin – this is perfect, thank you. I’ve been looking to delve into Shakespeare before I begin the depressing task of studying for actuary exam #3. I was looking at one of the courses offered through The Great Courses, but this looks like it might fit a bit better.

        Pan — I listened to the first several Rome podcasts by Duncan. Something just didn’t quite catch with it — as I mentioned above, I found the Emperors of Rome series more compelling. Perhaps something to do with the conversation style versus Duncan’s (seeming) scripted approach that I prefer. In any case, if you say it takes some time to get going, I think I’ll give it another shot.

    1. Whos Yer Poppy

      That’s terrible. Clearly people are not getting the help they deserve.

    1. I think most of the coverage it’s getting is that this is a common practice and there’s nothing to see here.

      So move along, shitlord.

    2. Q Continuum

      As instapundit says “think of them as Democrat operatives with bylines and it all makes sense”.

    3. leonadasiv

      Nothing wrong with creating the story you want to report if it doesn’t exist.

    4. FreeSociety

      The fact that the most common defense of this video is that “it happens all the time”, just makes it all the more appalling.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    From Pat’s farm equipment link, above:

    Right-to-repair legislation has attracted more than just tractor manufacturers’ attention, though. If a right-to-repair bill were to pass, it could also affect people ranging from heavy equipment operators to mobile-phone users. Caterpillar, the world’s largest manufacturer of construction and mining equipment, has spent $38,700 while lobbying on right-to-repair legislation in New York. The Iowa-Nebraska Equipment Dealers Association spent $38,000 while lobbying against a 2015 right-to-repair bill. And corporate heavyweights including Apple, Verizon, and the Computing Technology Industry Association (CompTIA) oppose the legislation.

    The American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC), a conservative dark-money organization that proposes model legislation for the states, has also declared its opposition to right-to-repair bills. The council, whose funders include billionaire libertarian brothers Charles and David Koch, describes right-to-repair legislation as “government mandates on innovators” that would force them to hand over proprietary information. Both e-commerce trade association NetChoice and telecom giant AT&T, which are opposed to right-to-repair legislation, are also on ALEC’s private enterprise board.

    If the dreaded KochBros are involved, you know it’s bad.

    I believe the recent Supreme Court decision in the Lexmark case is expected to have an impact on this.

    The solution I see is an option to go to open source software, but as pointed out above, the EPA wouldn’t like that.

  34. Certified Public Asshat

    Any Raspberry Pi enthusiasts out there? I went to update retropie last night and instead of doing “update all installed packages” i only did “update retropie setup script.” Now when I boot in it says emulation station not found and stays on the command screen. Any thoughts on how I get everything back up and running? The internet is otherwise not helping me.

    1. Pat

      You might just need to re-run the setup script after updating it. Their wiki says you can invoke it with sudo ~/RetroPie-Setup/retropie_setup.sh. Otherwise, maybe manually re-install emulationstation. Or just backup your gamesaves and re-flash your SD card.

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        Or just backup your gamesaves and re-flash your SD card.

        That’s where I am likely headed. Manually re-installing emulationstation is not working for some reason.

    2. Whos Yer Poppy

      Love me some Pi but it’s a fickle mistress. I love that it can do anything and there is support for almost any application due to the fantastic open source community. Then again, all those options that aren’t coordinated can easily lead to random and very time-consuming failures. Like Windows, only better.

  35. Tundra

    Any airplane nerds in the crowd?

    Paul Allen’s Enormous Stratolaunch Carrier Aircraft Rolls Out of Hangar for First Time

    The gargantuan Stratolaunch carrier aircraft, built by Scaled Composites and nicknamed the “Roc,” has the longest wingspan of any aircraft ever built: 385 feet from tip to tip. The six-engine mothership is designed to carry rockets between its two fuselages. Once at altitude, the mega-plane will drop the launch vehicle, which will then fire its boosters and launch to space from the air.

    Pretty interesting. It will be fun to see it take off.

    1. My initial thought: The Spruce Goose

    2. KibbledKristen

      Any airplane nerds in the crowd?

      You need to ask?

      1. Tundra

        Doh.

        Sorry, that was a stupid question. A bonus airplane story just for you.

        1. KibbledKristen

          OMG…I would pay many $$ for those seats! I’d have to give them a thorough steam cleaning, though.

          1. Tundra

            Right? I checked – the thing sold for $430K. Not quite the 2-3 million they were projecting!

            I would love to wander one of those airplane graveyards sometime.

          2. KibbledKristen

            Me too! The ones that make it to the Udvar-Hazy Center are all cleaned up n shit.

            (I think the Smithsonian should have bough the Elvis plane and put it in Air & Space!)

          3. Tundra

            Or this.

            And yes, an Elvis plane belongs in the collection.

    3. Paul Allen’s

      Didn’t he get bludgeoned while listening to Huey Lewis?

      1. Chipwooder

        Had one helluva business card, though.

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          +1 Should’ve gone to Dorsia

        2. Bobarian LMD

          Oh my God, it even has a watermark…

    4. Gustave Lytton

      Dude, the term is AvGeek.

    5. Raston Bot

      holy shit! that wingspan is massive. i’d love to hear the backstory behind developing the software just to keep the engines and wing alignment synced during takeoff? or is that not a real problem?

      1. I’d say the real problem during takeoff is…how the fuck is that thing gonna takeoff with the sets of landing gear so far apart?

        1. Raston Bot

          and why the duel cockpits? is that a built-in redundancy? i have so many questions about that monstrosity. damn i hope it succeeds.

    6. Endless Mike

      It’s a lot cooler looking with the front saucer section attached.

    7. The Last American Hero

      I wanna Roc!

  36. FreeSociety

    Fuck you, I’m Millwall! Nothing else needs to be said. Oh wait, one question: did they give his balls their own wheelchair when they released him from hospital, or did they have two nurses there to carry them individually?

    Yeah, that dude’s a badass. Many men like to think they would react this way, but when push came to shove they’d probably be among the fleeing and cowering public. I probably wouldn’t unless my wife and/or kids were on the line.

    1. Chipwooder

      I know I can’t fight for shit, that’s why I have a carry permit. Were I in England, you’re right – I probably get out of there if I had the opportunity.

    2. Raston Bot

      i’m a bit fighty but after five pints (“a slow night” for that guy), i’d be shitfaced.

  37. Pomp

    Muzzie on Muzzie action: Holy SHIITE

    1. straffinrun

      We can say “Muzzie” now? Truuuuump.

      1. Gilmore

        The proper spelling should be “Moozie” or “moos”. an uumlat over a single U is apropos for very-metal müs., like this one

  38. The Elite Elite

    Well, here’s a story that, if it’s true, will disappoint some of you. Sessions allegedly offered to resign. He could’ve been gone and replaced by another Drug War dinosaur shitbag.

    1. KibbledKristen

      Weren’t we hearing a few weeks ago that the WH “leakers” had been identified and they would be fired posthence? Nothing came of that, it seems. Maybe Trump’s management style is to make people think they’re constantly under the sword of Damocles.

      1. one true athena

        it could be that, or just the MSM in its weekly quest to focus on someone or other in the administration. Kushner is SOOO last week…

    2. Oh, well if Krauthammer is concerned, we should all panic.

      That shitweasel motherfucker is concerned every time we marginally stop trying to police the world. And Trump making overtures to stop sendin so many troops overseas almost gave him a stroke.

      Fuck that guy.

      1. Hyperion

        Krauthammer is, always was, a neocon. It’s just that he used to sound smart and now he’s coming off like an idiot.

    3. The Zenome Project

      I’m skeptical about this report: the media really wants to portray the admin as an unstable poop show, and will listen to any anonymous source that will feed this narrative. Regarding Mr. Sessions, I really do believe that Trump gave Sessions the AG job despite his drug warrior background, not because of it. I think that it was more a reward for being the only Senator to support him from the very beginning of his initial primary bid.

    4. Brett L

      Sessions, furiously signalling to the people who he wants a job from AFTER the administration job is over, is trying to unyoke his ox but ride in the Trump cart still. Because he’s a spineless asshat like every other career politician.

      1. The Zenome Project

        I think we have a winner!

    5. Hyperion

      Trump’s inner circle must all be dumber than shit or they’re all pro-drug war. If I were in that circle, the first thing I would advise him to do is shit can the garden gnome. Or at least just give him a gnome hat and sit him out on the white house garden where he can’t stir up any trouble. But of course there are no libertarians in that circle. I had hope when it looked as if Thiel would stick around, but that seems to have went south rather quickly.

      1. The Zenome Project

        Or, as I said before, loyalty and protection trumps all things in the inner circle.

        1. Hyperion

          Well, Sessions was one of the first and most vocal supporters of Trump, so I can see why he got the job. But the facts are the facts, the guy is a fucking dinosaur who’s still living in the 80s. The war on weed is no longer popular in the USA, so there’s no upside for Trump letting this dick run loose with that bullshit. It’s a no win situation.

    6. american socialist

      Like bannon and spicer and priebus were supposed to leave

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Also, re “right to repair”

    At some point, automobile resale values are going to be near zero, because of the risk of an astronomically expensive technology failure. We’re back to my ongoing rhetorical question, “Who the fuck would be dumb enough to buy a ten year old Prius?” Who, for that matter, would buy a ten year old BMW with that fucking i-drive abomination? “Not I,” says the rat.

    *Which has the effect of skewing those “life cycle estimates” of theoretical cost savings and Gaia-rescue effects.

    1. Lachowsky

      I have an 02 silverado with 200k+ miles on it. I recently rebuilt the engine after a head gasket started leaking. I have rebuilt all the suspension, replaced all 4 brake calipers, and both front wheel bearings. I have been tempted for years to buy a new truck, but the initial cost plus my inability to do much work on a new one has kept me driving my old one. Maybe if Trump is actually serious about cutting regulations, I can buy a truck without all the complicated emissions shit at some point in the future. Until then, I’m just going to keep my old truck going. I can probably squeeze another 100k out of it.

      1. Tundra

        I feel exactly the same. 03 Tahoe with about 220k. Water pump every 80k or so, wheel bearing (not fun after a bunch of MN winters), rear wiper motor, odds and ends, nothing much. The new ones are 60K+ and are chock full of expensive electronics. Pass.

        1. Chipwooder

          It’s crazy how you can no longer buy a new truck for less than $25K, and there are only a handful of them under $30K.

        2. Scruffy Nerfherder

          ’96 Suburban – 238K miles

          New rear end, new suspension, new transmission, new AC, new alternator, new brakes……

          Still vastly less expensive than anything new.

          1. ron73440

            2001 Dodge Ram 2500 330,000 miles

            Brand new one with a similar set up $50,000

          2. Your vehicle sounds like the automotive version of Bicentennial Man.

            So thanks for reminding me of that retarded-as-fuck movie.

          3. ron73440

            I’m not sure what that means, so you’re welcome?

    2. I. B. McGinty

      ’65 Chevy C-20. Three wrenches – 1/2, 9/16, and 5/8.

    3. Vhyrus

      Fuck that, my dad bought an 03 cadillac with 160k miles on it and it didn’t last 3 weeks.

  40. Q Continuum

    Britain suffers from hoplophobia so severe that only one in ten of its police officers carry guns. I might be able to get on board with that as long as the populace is 100% armed. Far fewer dead dogs.

    http://neoneocon.com/2017/06/05/even-now-why-do-only-one-in-ten-london-police-officers-carry-guns/

    1. Count Potato

      Maybe they just club the dogs to death?

      1. Drake

        The British cops I’ve seen look like they spend a lot more time in the pub than the weight room. Not sure they have the requisite strength and endurance. More likely, they just pepper spray the pooches and enjoy watching them run in circles.

    2. Supposedly interactions between police in Britain and the general public are much different than in the US precisely because beat cops don’t have guns. Since they can’t just draw down on someone for being lippy they have to actually do stuff like persuade, discuss, and negotiate as if they’re speaking to peers, rather than peons.

      1. R C Dean

        The lack of guns goes way back to when Britain wasn’t the least hoplophobic. Originally, it was an excellent civil liberties type of deal.

        Now, though, it probably hoplophobia.

        1. Brits I’ve met and interacted with are definitely hoplophobes. They’re also markedly more friendly to the concept of statism, which I think is interesting. I used to think that it’s because the people I’ve met were either academics or had come here to pursue an advanced degree and decided to stay, so there was a selection bias, but it seems like if you take a cross-section of British society you’ll just find more people comfortable with a strong, paternalistic government and not particularly interested in self-sufficiency or independence.

          1. WTF

            The flower of British manhood was mostly killed off in the wars. What’s left is somewhat lacking.

          2. Holger-da-Dane

            So you’re saying Britain got its glans shot off, and is now a bit gun shy?

            These euphemisms..

    3. Number.6

      I went over this in an earlier thread.

      Until recently, I’m not sure that it was a bad idea to restrict firearms issuance to the cops, purely because the AFOs (Authorized Firearms Officers) they DO have are actually very well trained and subject to stringent recertification. They’re usually very easy to differentiate from the normal coppers.

      The problem is that with the establishment of CTSFOs (Counterterrorist SWAT teams) they’re gonna experience the same pressure to up-armor that the US SWAT teams do. The CTSFO teams (seven at present, distributed around the UK) are deployable by regional commanders, but answerable to the Home Secretary, but there’s pressure to move them into existing regional constabularies and increase their number considerably.

      I no longer really have a dog in this fight, because I’m done with the UK, but I’m not sure that bodes well for the Septic Isle.

      1. Q Continuum

        As a former Limey, what do you think the chances are that Parliament will loosen up the absurdly stringent gun laws in view of these repeated attacks?

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Don’t you meant the chances that they’ll tighten their knive laws?

          1. Gustave Lytton

            *knife laws

        2. Number.6

          Never. Ain’t gonna happen.

          Caveat. There may be a Special Permit Program introduced, but the proles won’t have a hope in hell of getting one. It’d be like getting a carry permit for Manhattan, and you’d be subject to regular inspections of gear, every ammunition purchase subject to official signoff etc. So, any holders will be crap shots and more of a liability than anything else. The idea of personal protection in the UK went extinct decades ago, and will stay dead.

          Criminals, of course, will continue to bring in AKMs and 7.62×39 just like they do at the moment.

  41. Yesterday my wife found out her best friend, who’s only 49, has breast cancer. *sigh*

    1. straffinrun

      Hit one of my wife’s friends this year, too. Wakes you up.

      1. It does at that… was a topic of much discussion yesterday. Of course I snarkily suggested that her friend get some cigarettes to kill that cancer with cancer.

        Also the changing frame of age: when you are young, 49 is like ancient! Death’s door! When you’re middle-aged, 49 is “still quite young”.

        1. Tundra

          I wish her the best. The docs are getting pretty good at treating it. I’ve got a couple friends that are long-term survivors.

          1. Information I got was second hand but it sounds like the cancer was detected early. So hopefully things will work out for the best.

          2. straffinrun

            Totally out of your control. Hope and support.

    2. The Elite Elite

      Sorry to hear about that. Way too young to be dealing with cancer.

    3. KibbledKristen

      Damn. Sorry to hear that.

    4. Michael

      Damn, man. Sorry to hear this. I hope they caught it early at least.

    5. Chipwooder

      My wife had a breast cancer scare earlier this year. The mass fortunately turned out to be benign but the waiting on the biopsy practically sucked the life out of me. Condolences to your wife.

      1. But Enough About Me

        Mine as well!

        Turns out that the false positive rate for mammograms is extremely high — on the close order of 94%. After the initial positive, she went and got the follow-up tests that are much more sensitive and discriminating, and it turned out to be a big nothingburger, Thank God (or Whoever/whatever you believe in).

        On the other hand, she’s getting me an MRI of my left knee for my birthday. Dammit.

    6. Suthenboy

      The prognosis is pretty good for cancer these days. I wish her the best.

      1. The Last American Hero

        Big Pharma FTW!

  42. Count Potato

    “A Canadian province has passed a law that gives rights to the government to take away children from families that don’t accept their kid’s chosen “gender identity” or “gender expression”.”

    https://heatst.com/culture-wars/canadas-new-law-lets-government-take-children-away-if-parents-dont-accept-their-gender-identity/

    1. FreeSociety

      Such a brave new world this is.

      1. The Elite Elite

        If I had kids and government goons came in to take them away, I would take up arms and open fire on them.

        1. FreeSociety

          Rescuing the children from the state would be the first goal, can’t do that if your dead or in prison. First off, I would almost certainly emigrate if the state were proposing to steal my children because I’m not a leftist lunatic. After the fact, if it were clear I would not be getting them back, yes there would be blood.

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      Ontario, right?

      *clicks*

      Yep. BC will emulate it within the next 6 months.

    3. Suthenboy

      Sounds like Canadians need their guns back.

    4. F. Stupidity Jr.

      Woodchippers for every one of those fucking lawmakers.

  43. Ken Shultz

    The Republicans in the Senate are holding up the AHCA over the issue of killing the ObamaCare Medicaid expansion.

    Killing the individual mandate is a moral cause, and I’d support doing that for moral reasons, but people need to understand, the individual mandate was there to compensate for all the damage the ObamaCare Medicaid expansion was sure to do. In its essence, ObamaCare is the Medicaid expansion–plus a laundry list of things to compensate for the damage associated with expanding Medicaid. They cannot reform ObamaCare without killing the ObamaCare Medicaid expansion because Obamacare is the Medicaid expansion.

    Meanwhile, the stop loss provisions will need to be reauthorized to prevent more companies from fleeing more exchanges.

    Meanwhile, companies are still fleeing the exchanges anyway–and the status quo of Obamacare continues to become increasingly untenable.

    Meanwhile various states are priming single payer plans to offer the only alternative once the status quo deteriorates beyond all repair. Nothing is prohibitively expensive in a crisis when there is no alternative.

    The Senate Republicans are worried about being blamed for kicking people off of Medicaid. The Republican grass roots need to make it clear what will happen to them if they don’t pass the AHCA. The good people of Kentucky needs to twist McConnel’s arm. Rand Paul needs to twist McConnel’s arm. It was Rand Paul who saved McConnel from Tea Party candidates in the primaries in exchange for McConnel’s support to make it so Paul didn’t have to resign from the Senate in order to run for president–but what has McConnel done for you lately, Rand?

    Certainly, if the AHCA is so good, it may be too good to make it through the Senate, then it deserves our support.

    1. The Zenome Project

      The main issue with getting AHCA and tax reform in right now is that the GOP only holds a 52-48 lead. Too many RINOs, especially Collins, Cassidy, and Murkowski, will influence the bills passed if both are done right now. The smartest thing to do is wait, shutdown the government in the September budget battle, let Obamacare collapse a little bit more to boost support for reform, and build on the Senate and House lead by letting the Left get even more insane.

    2. R C Dean

      I see it the opposite way – Medicaid expansion is mostly a “meh” – it costs a shitload, but its just expanded welfare that doesn’t really do any unusual damage. Its the insurance market reform stuff that really has been a disaster. I think that, if you have to do a partial repeal for political purposes, repeal the insurance market stuff.

      1. Ken Shultz

        It does do considerable damage–especially if we’re talking about community hospitals being forced to close in areas with high Medicaid populations.

        16 hospitals have had to close in New York City alone for that very reason.

        http://citylimits.org/2017/01/04/hospital-closures-and-medicaid-shifts-took-toll-on-nycs-health/

        I’ll concede that if you’re talking about keeping premiums and deductibles down for the middle class, then that problem isn’t necessarily as bad as keeping healthcare available and affordable for the working poor.

        That having been said, I maintain that Medicare and Medicaid are the primary cause of premiums and deductible skyrocketing, too, and that the opportunities to cut programs like Medicaid are few and far between. We may not see another opportunity like this in our lifetimes, and if we don’t fix the problems caused by the Obamacare Medicaid expansion, we’re likely teetering towards single payer.

        Maybe your hospital is in an area with relatively few Medicaid patients. In areas with high concentrations of Medicaid patients, there is no greater problem.

        1. R C Dean

          I don’t read that article as saying that hospitals were closed because of Medicaid expansion. It was privatization and consolidation, combined with NY’s decision to cut Medicaid reimbursement. The coverage expansion didn’t have anything to do with it, as far as I can tell.

          I think you’ve got it backwards, Ken. The ACA isn’t Medicaid expansion plus some other stuff. The main point of the ACA was insurance market reform and the individual mandate; they had to expand Medicaid to get the mandate to work, because there was a gap between who Medicaid used to cover, and who had any chance of buying their own insurance.

          Medicaid underpays, no question, and forces cross-subsidization from commercial policies, making them more expensive. But, the population covered by Medicaid expansion didn’t cancel commercial policies because they could now get on Medicaid for the most part. This population was either outside the system altogether or getting their healthcare in EDs and not paying a nickel for it. There may be an argument that bringing people into the system raises costs which are only partly covered by Medicaid and lead to higher losses, but I have seen any support for that theory anywhere. What I hear mostly anecdotally is that Medicaid expansion has been a net plus for hospitals, so if anything it should be reducing the cross-subsidization by commercial insurance.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    I have an 02 silverado with 200k+ miles on it.

    I have a mid-80s 4wd GM pickup (mileage unknown- it runs okay but it leaks oil all over the place). I’m thinking about finding a 5.3 vortec to stick in it, and guess what- you can shitcan all the electronics and injection, and just stick a two plane aluminum manifold with a carburetor and an hei distributor on it. All I need to do is find a motor.

    1. I know modern cars are more efficient and reliable, but when it comes to tracking a problem down. I do like the simple carburetor.

      On my ol’ modified 86 Monte Carlo (355 with ZZ4 cam, upgraded Vortec heads), I had a small backfire that caused the cheap-o Edelbrock foam air filter to start on fire. Which dripped molten goo down into the Edelbrock carburetor. I could have done a rebuild, but just bought another one (rebuilt) on Ebay for $250. Installed and I was up and running in minutes.

      Heck of a lot easier than tracking down the computer code (lean condition) on my modern BMW – which turned into a part swap hunt that took weeks.

      1. Drake

        Traded in my wife’s BMW last year. I hated that damn thing. The brake warning light was on for the last 2 years and nobody could figure out why. BMW dealership finally suggested we replace the sensor for $600. That’s when I gave up on the car and the brand.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    Also, that truck has a manual transmission, geared for the bad old 55mph days. It would be really swell to get an overdrive 5-speed. I sure as Hell am not going to go buy a “modern” truck, though.

  46. Q Continuum

    Professional shithead David Brock says “the Resistance is working”. Undermining a legitimately elected President and destabilizing the country is certainly something to be proud of if you’re a Communist revolutionary.

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2017/06/07/trump-resistance-working-democrats-cant-let-up-david-brock-column/102527764/

    1. Suthenboy

      I get the impression that Trump isnt paying any attention to those fucknuts.

  47. The Late P Brooks

    David Brock is the founder and chairman of American Bridge 21st Century and Media Matters for America and the author of several books, most recently Killing the Messenger: The Right-Wing Plot to Derail Hillary and Hijack Your Government.

    This sounds like a homeless psychotic who preaches on street corners to stray dogs.

    “Right-Wing Plot to Derail Hillary” indeed.

    1. Suthenboy

      I dont think she needed any help with that, right wing or otherwise. She had it well in hand.

    2. R C Dean

      The funny thing is, the government has definitely been highjacked. Just not by the “right-wing”.

    3. WTF

      Otherwise known as a Presidential campaign by the opposing party.

    4. american socialist

      Hmm sounds like he thinks hillary was entitled to the position

  48. The Late P Brooks

    Heck of a lot easier than tracking down the computer code (lean condition) on my modern BMW – which turned into a part swap hunt that took weeks.

    The modern auto “tech” in a nutshell. Just keep replacing parts until either the problem or the customer goes away.

    1. FreeSociety

      Where my consensus gone?

      1. Q Continuum

        DEY TOOK R CO2!!

      2. The Last American Hero

        It disappeared when Trump threatened to turn off the grant spigot.

    2. Suthenboy

      No shit. Also, they misspelled ‘scam’.

  49. Raston Bot

    Flesh and Blood is free on Roku on the Vudu channel right now. Not sure how long it will be offered free. I have it on my watchlist. Love that movie. So gritty.

    1. Jennifer Jason Leigh? I almost feel guilty seeing her in the buff because she looks so damn young.

      1. straffinrun

        We got bush in that crazy roommate movie with one of the Fonda’s. Not impressive.

        1. Need more Fast Times at Ridgemont High

          1. MikeS

            Mmmmm…Phoebe.

        2. Count Potato

          What do you mean? She looked fine in Single White Female.

          1. Gdragon

            She also had “the best tits in the western world!” in “Last Exit to Brooklyn”

      2. Chipwooder

        I can’t even imagine how you feel while watching a 16 year old Melanie Griffith in Night Moves, then.

    2. Gilmore

      there should be a penalty for talking about shit you could have linked, but didn’t.

      1. Raston Bot

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irfsJOECFTI

        it’s also free on youtube. imagine that. poor quality though.

  50. Suthenboy

    Turned on the tv. Politicians are complaining about the NSA. Stupid motherfuckers just figured out that they are the targets of the NSA spying.
    Who did they think the NSA was spying on? Me? No one gives a shit what I have to say. Of course they are spying on politicians. Thats where the power is.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The NSA is going to spy on the people that control their budget. Because reasons……

    2. FreeSociety

      That’s old news. Remember when that filthy old cunt, Feinstein, one of the biggest proponents of domestic spying got all pissy that she was being spied on? Good times.

    3. thom

      Big Brother didn’t really give two shits about the proles.

  51. Suthenboy

    Just noticed the linked photo on the main page. What is that?

    1. straffinrun

      I assumed it was Alfred E. Newman.

      1. straffinrun

        Wait, are you talking about the Reality Winner photo?

        1. R C Dean

          Took me a minute, on account of I thought Reality Winner was a chick.

          1. The Zenome Project

            Maybe she’ll shave her head in prison and then identify as non-binary to try and get a lesser sentence. Worked like a charm for Chelsea, and she’s got enough muscles to pull it off, so why not?

  52. straffinrun

    UAE turns screw on Qatar, threatens sympathizers with jail

    The United Arab Emirates tightened the squeeze on fellow Gulf state Qatar on Wednesday, threatening anyone publishing expressions of sympathy towards Doha with up to 15 years in prison and barring entry to Qataris.

    Day of absence. Check your privilege, Qatar.

  53. Raston Bot

    none of my derpbook friends have changed their profile picture to “Fuck you! I’m Millwall.” guess i’ll have to start it.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        “I’d had 4 or 6 pints, nothing major. I can handle myself”

        Brilliant.

        1. Number.6

          Probably lager, so we’re talking 4.0-4.5 ABV. Even I can manage that if I have a packet of chips.

          Not sure I could prevail in a bar-room brawl afterwards though.

          1. Gilmore

            Not sure I could prevail in a bar-room brawl

            oh, but your shit-talking game would be at peak-performance level

          2. Number.6

            Another couple of pints and I’d be doing my famous impression of The Black Knight

  54. Q Continuum

    If there is any justice in this world, Roy Larner will get a medal, never have to pay for a beer again and be drowning in pussy for the rest of his life. As stated though, he’ll probably get charged with a hate crime against Muslims.

    1. Raston Bot

      after Piers Morgan’s tribute? not a chance.

    2. Number.6

      There’s talk of him getting a George Medal, which is the highest civilian decoration currently awarded.

      I could totally see him turn up to Buck House with a shaved head and a ‘wall scarf.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        A tenner says he’d use the medal to beat a West Ham fan at the next derby.

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          (in case anyone’s not understanding, by way of example, here’s highlights of a West Ham-Millwall match from 2009: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2cTFRiis10)

          1. Number.6

            Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I remember that.

            Having said that, Millwall fans really are monsters. That *kind* of thing is hardly rare though.

  55. R C Dean

    I love this from the Seattle shitbag story:

    The other officer is identified in court documents as Camilo DePina. He acknowledged he climbed into the rear seat of the patrol car, but he said he had no recollection of what happened next.

    And yet he wasn’t charged with perjury for telling such an obvious lie.

  56. Juvenile Bluster

    Bad news, people. Missed this last week, but it looks like Everyday Feminism found enough suckers to keep itself going

    1. straffinrun

      Better the enemy you know. If I had a couple million to blow, I’d donate a new, gorgeous safe space to Evergreen College and insist only really, really dark people of color can use it.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        But they might have privilege too! EF just had an article about “White Latinx Privilege!” http://everydayfeminism.com/2016/04/latinx-white-privilege/

        1. straffinrun

          Because race is a social construct, it is viewed in a vast amount of ways across the Americas.

          And in prisons. Racist prisoners.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            If it’s a social construct, then why is it so gd important?

            Effin’ retards….

          2. Count Potato

            Race is a social construct. But it’s a silly outdated social construct with very little utility.

    2. The Elite Elite

      What, you want such a rich source of derp to disappear?

      1. ron73440

        Apparently a lot of people agree, the replies on the twitter page had me rolling

  57. american socialist

    James clapper says watergate pales to trump russia. What is he basing this on! Especially given testimony he gave

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Clapper belongs in prison. Period.

    2. Suthenboy

      I seem to recall that MF saying there is zero evidence of TrumPutin.

      The truth has never passed that man’s lips.

      1. WTF

        James “I gave the least dishonest answer I could” Clapper. Known to have lied to congress under oath. Yet he is still given credence on anything?

    3. Clapper said Trump firing FBI Director Jim Comey, whom Clapper described as a “personal friend and a personal hero of mine,” reflected “complete disregard for the independence and independency and autonomy” of the bureau.

      They’re not independent or autonomous, you stupid fucking asshole. And any appointee is subject to removal same as any other appointee in any other department.

      1. thom

        But if the FBI is not autonomous how can they conduct an impartial investigation? Maybe the government needs a fourth branch: some sort of executive branch to manage all of the bureaucratic functions of the government.

  58. Number.6

    Weird. Sitting in Town Fair Tire, getting a new set on the Audi, and in walks Milton Friedman’s clone!

    I almost shouted “Save Us, Uncle Milty!”

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Club him with a tire iron and scream “AND THAT’S FOR WITHHOLDING!!!!”

    2. straffinrun

      I always score exactly where Milton is on the Nolan chart. Odd, given he wasn’t an AnCap.

      1. Number.6

        I map a BIT south of Milt. My kids a bit North

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        *clubs straff with tire iron*

        AND THAT’S FOR WITHOLDING!!!!

        I feel better now.

  59. straffinrun

    I see all this shit online. Evergreen, AntiFa, Trigglypuff, Vagina hats, Decapitated heads, etc. I’m tucked away safely from all that madness, so my question is how bad is it REALLY. Do you actually come into contact with these lunatics?

    1. Q Continuum

      Well, as a certified misanthrope, I avoid contact with everyone. Just to be safe.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I saw a trigglypuff once, it was horrible. I barely made it out alive.

      *flashback*

      1. straffinrun

        I’m not kidding. Seriously, no idea how insane it’s gotten in people’s daily lives. Hung out today with some dudes that graduated from the North Korean high school here a few years back. Wasn’t a problem. We just didn’t talk politics. I’m sensing that isn’t an option in the USSA.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Outside of college towns and DC, it’s not as bad as it seems.

    3. KibbledKristen

      I have a few friends who are just big ol’ balls o’ emotion when it comes to ideology. I just talk to them about interesting stuff like the weather or how their kids are doing.

    4. Hyperion

      I haven’t really met any of the way out there loons yet. All I see is a shitload of social signalers. “I didn’t vote for Trump! I agree with the scientists! I’m the most liberal liberalist liberal that ever liberaled!” Blah, blah, blah, STFU.

      The true looneys are tucked safely away in their safe space bubble. They’re a tiny minority and no one would even know about them if not for the internet. They want attention and without their loony toon escapades, no one would ever pay any attention to them. That’s all it is. That being said, their bizarre far left idealism has completely overtaken academia. But again, you probably will not see any Trigglypuffs or anything close to that, even on campuses, just a bunch of otherwise normal people who can’t stop their constant social signaling. Most of them probably do not believe in any of the bullshit or even really care, they just believe that their social livelihood depends on them being one of the ‘right thinking’ people.

      1. straffinrun

        About what I would’ve guessed. You mean the internet hypes things? Shocking.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      And curling is too black.

    2. FreeSociety

      And if they’d hired Shaun King, the NFL would technically have gotten less black.

    3. Juvenile Bluster

      Kaep sucked last year. It’s a shame. He really did look like he’d be a good QB a few years back, but he fell off a cliff.

      If he could play, and if he could benefit a team, he’d be on a team. Teams would sign a serial killer if he was 6’2″, ran a 4.3 second 40 yard dash and could catch the ball.

      1. KibbledKristen

        I get the feeling he’s not that hard a worker as far as his training and practice go. Like an SJW Manziel.

      2. Is it me or did that class of quarterbacks just kind of fizzle out? I mean, our own RG3 wound up being a dud. Kaepernick started off hot and just kinda went nowhere. Luck looked and still looks like he’s going to have the best overall career, but he’s really hit a wall it seems.

        1. peachy rex

          Kaep and Griffin are both “athletes playing QB”, and that doesn’t work long term in the pros. Even Vick, who was a much better athlete than either, could only make it work for a few years – once he declined to merely an exceptional athlete, he was just another schnook as a QB.

          1. F. Stupidity Jr.

            Steve Young and Aaron Rodgers are probably the upper limit of how athletic a QB can be. If a guy is really fast, he’s going to rely on his legs to get himself out of trouble until he plays against guys as fast as he is. Brady, Peyton Manning, Dan Marino, Montana – none of those guys could run themselves out of trouble very often, so they had to rely on their arm.

    4. Suthenboy

      Who?

  60. KibbledKristen

    Live police chase!

    (Fox 10 Phoenix, who is covering this, has some of the most inarticulate web commentators who sound like they go to high school in the Valley. The San Fernando Valley. They add that little special something)

    1. KibbledKristen

      Chopper pilot reporting suspect has an “AK 47” (generic term for semi auto rifle, I suspect). I wonder if it is black and has a shoulder thing that goes up?

      1. FreeSociety

        An AK-47?!?!? This is clearly the work of Russia.

      2. Number.6

        It’s the wooden decorations that are the giveaway.

      3. Hyperion

        I think that journalists covering anything that involves or might involve a rifle of some type have 2 choices. AK-47 or AR-15. Those are the two scariest blackest autonomous bullet spraying pants shitting inducing words.

        1. Q Continuum

          I prefer “fully automatic murder child death slaughter machine”.

    2. Q Continuum

      This is the greatest day of my life.

    3. straffinrun

      Awesome. Had this playing in the other window when I click on your link. Perfect.

    4. KibbledKristen

      Yeah, they don’t PIT armed suspects.

    5. KibbledKristen

      Lookit that FaFu!

      1. Q Continuum

        What a quitter. I was really hoping for at least a car crash if not a standoff.

        1. KibbledKristen

          I got scared that he was disgruntled worker from that office building intent on doing some damage with that “AK”, and since it’s CA, there wouldn’t be any resistance. I guess he just wanted a kabob.

        2. straffinrun

          “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck YOU COPPERS!” *BLAM BLAM BLAM*

          Feel better?

          1. Q Continuum

            A little, thanks.

  61. The Late P Brooks

    Do you actually come into contact with these lunatics?

    I am acquainted with people who actually voted for Maxine Waters in a cowboy hat. No one is “immune”.

    No one is safe.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Wow. That’s….. that’s just….. wow

    2. straffinrun

      Who’s wearing the cowboy hat?

  62. Hyperion

    The DC crowd are already popping the champagne corks.

    DC bars open early for Comey’s all but assured Trump take down.

    I think they’re going to be disappointed, but that never stops them from celebrating early. Today is finally the day that Hillary will be president!

    1. FreeSociety

      I think that day is tomorrow?

    2. Do these fucking idiots think Comey’s words carry the full force of the law? He could say he saw Trump strangle a puppy and it would only mean that someone currently with investigative authority would look into the claim. It wouldn’t mean Trump would get sentenced the next day for animal cruelty.

      And lest we forget Comey might not be the best witness under cross-examination should it come to an impeachment. That stupid fucker has already had to correct statements made under oath before he had an axe to grind (and when it would have been appropriate for him to report any untoward requests in a private meeting).

      1. Q Continuum

        But, but… it was her turn!

        1. Look, the progressive fanboys can stand around Hillary and play soggy biscuit all day long. It ain’t gonna make her the president.

          1. Hyperion

            But they don’t believe that, sloop, they truly believe that Hillary will be president. It’s surreal, but they believe it.

          2. Q Continuum

            HILLARY *IS* PRESIDENT! YOU’RE ALL LIARS! I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS!

            (where is my Haldol??)

      2. Hyperion

        “Do these fucking idiots think Comey’s words carry the full force of the law?”

        Yes. They believe whatever they want to be true, no matter what. And the crazy thing is that now they seem to have given up on the hope that Comey will say that Trump tried to force him to drop the Flynn thing and are relying solely on the chance that Comey will say he never told Trump he wasn’t under investigation. So? They really think this is something that is going to get rid of Trump? Their delusions are deep.

        1. wdalasio

          They believe whatever they want to be true, no matter what.

          Or, more generally, they believe reality stems from their consciousnesses (Perhaps this is what they meant by “reality based”). They believe that if they can formulate to narrative that Trump gets impeached hard enough, the physical realization of that narrative will follow suit. Its how they can continue to believe that socialism can work. Or that radical Islam isn’t something worth naming.

      3. R C Dean

        Did the FBI finally agree to cough up his post-meeting CYA memos?

        1. You mean the memos that won’t mean a fucking thing unless they cough them up for every other meeting he held with Trump, Obama to ensure this didn’t happen for political or self-preservation purposes?

          I don’t believe so.

          1. R C Dean

            I could behind a law automatically defunding any agency that doesn’t fully comply with any investigative request from Congress.

    3. KibbledKristen

      Ain’t nothin wrong trying to make some scratch off the foibles of politicians.

    4. Brett L

      Today’s special: Celebratory Mimosas Tequila Shots

  63. Chipwooder

    Apologies if this was posted earlier and I missed it (wasn’t around this past weekend, for example) – holy shit, Canada, are you kidding me?

    1. Strangely enough it didn’t get posted…until this thread just a couple of hours ago.

      1. Chipwooder

        Look, man, you can’t possibly expect me to read things posted here. DON’T YOU PEOPLE WORK??

      2. The Elite Elite

        I’m pretty sure this has been mentioned a few times in some morning/afternoon links threads this past week or so.

    2. John Titor

      *Ontario, for the last time guys.

      It’s like if I blamed all of America for the dumb shit California does hourly.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        I blame all of America for putting up with California’s shit.

  64. Q Continuum

    All this talk of AKs got me all tumescent so for the pleasure of my fellow Glibs:

    http://www.jgsales.com/catamount-fury-ak-saiga-style-semi-auto-shotgun,-12ga,-922r-compliant,-sporter-stock,-new.-p-60315.html

    Basically a Chinese knockoff of a Saiga, but cheaper with more features (adjustable gas system, final round bolt lock open) and just as reliable. I bought this thinking it might just be the perfect home defense/SHTF gun. I recommend.

    1. Vhyrus

      If you’re going to buy an AK shotgun either buy a VEPR 12 or buy one of the new kalashnikov usa shotguns that started shipping this month. You can get a VEPR 12 for about $700 now and it’s much better than the fury.

      1. Q Continuum

        You can get a VEPR for 700? Wow. Trump really has affected pricing, last time I looked I couldn’t find one for under 1000. I’ll take it under advisement.

        1. Vhyrus

          http://blackmarketarms.com/product.fime-group-vepr-12-semi-automatic-shotgun-12-gauge-19-chrome-lined-threaded-barrel-black-finish-fixed-tubular-stock-5-round-fimevpr-12-01-4-2990

          Assuming you have a reasonably priced FFL it should be about $750 out the door. They were running a deal where you got 5 free mags and a $50 rebate but I am not sure if that’s still going.

          1. Q Continuum

            Thanks for the tip. Looks like I’ve got some shopping to do…

        2. Holger-da-Dane

          Another +1 for the VEPR 12

          Do notice that some come with a folding stock that’s welded open, and some come with a fixed stock.

          If you get the welded folder, I think (please verify, I’m not a lawyer) you should be able to legally grind off the spot weld and get a folding stock by putting enough 922r compliant parts in the gun. Put enough parts in, and you should also be able to run original magazines larger than 5 rounds.

          1. Number.6

            * Except in the People’s Democratic Republic of Connecticut

          2. Holger-da-Dane

            My comments obviously only count for American soil.

          3. Holger-da-Dane

            But yeah, check both Federal and local laws before doing that. I don’t give good advice.

    2. KibbledKristen

      If I were to ever get a long gun, I’d really want one of those handmade knockoffs made in the bazaars of Darra, Pakistan.

  65. The Late P Brooks

    Who’s wearing the cowboy hat?

    Rob Quist, blowout loser of the Montana special election for Zinke’s seat in congress.

    1. straffinrun

      *Slam*

  66. BakedPenguin

    “Instead I’ll explain how Banjos and I met.”

    Yeah, Sloop, there’s no way you could be as lame as the lead singer for the Dead Milkmen (not that they suck as a band, but if I have no fear of picking a fight with any member of the band, they are not tough). To quote Butthead “a real punk rock girl would kick this guy’s ass.”

    1. Obviously the comparison is not meant to be taken literally. Especially the individuals involved.

  67. Chipwooder

    BTW, if you were looking for peak derp in the wake of the glorious demise of the Paris accord? Lemme lay some primo shit on you:

    Joyce E. Chaplin ‎@JoyceChaplin1

    The USA, created by int’l community in Treaty of Paris in 1783, betrays int’l community by withdrawing from #parisclimateagreement today

    4:55 PM – 1 Jun 2017

    Punchline: this person is a professor of history. At Harvard. A Harvard history professor is claiming a)that anything called “the international community” existed in 1783 b)that a treaty concluded between the United States and Great Britain was a product of this supposed international community and c)that the United States was created by the Treaty of Paris in 1783 rather than the Declaration of Independence in 1776.

    1. Q Continuum

      The joke really is on you if you pay $65000+/year to be told a bunch of lies.

      1. Hyperion

        Revisionist history is the real history. Those bunch of racist slave owners who drafted up some old document that no one can even read now, couldn’t have created the USA. It was the totally not racist multicultural French who created the USA.

    2. Hyperion

      Punchline: this person is a professor of history. At Harvard.

      Well now it makes sense.

    3. Hyperion

      Is there no one in this person’s class… I mean even one person who graduated high school and got accepted into Harvard, who has even the most basic knowledge of United States history? Is there not one with the fortitude to raise their hand and say ‘Excuse me teacher, but are you fucking retarded?’.

      1. Q Continuum

        I’m sure there are those thinking it, but speaking up about it is inviting the mob to burn you at the stake.

      2. wdalasio

        I think it’s the fortitude part. My impression is that Harvard really isn’t all that interested in intellectual back-talkers. They want good little boys and girls who will toe the lion and get their credential. Chaplin is the safe sort of mediocrity who isn’t going to show up any of the rest of the team’s research and will mouth all the right platitudes that everyone else will nod sagely to, even if they think in the back of their mind that she’s absolutely and utterly full of shit. And the kids know, if they go along with the program for four years, they get that pretty piece of paper that will open the doors they want.

    4. KibbledKristen

      Joyce is an ignorant slut.

    5. R C Dean

      If we’re going to get all technical, the United States as it exists today was created when the Constitution was ratified. Unless you count the states that ratified it as the international community, this prof is utterly full of shit.

      Even if you count the Articles of Confederation as creating the US, its the same result.

      For the record, the Treaty of Paris didn’t “create” the US. It just ended the war between the US and Britain (related treaties were also entered into with the other countries supporting the US).

      1. Chipwooder

        Precisely – the Treaty of Paris was a peace treaty ending a war between two sovereign nations. It created nothing.

      2. Consular officials issued passports as early as 1776 that were recognized by other nations. Even by her definition of “international community” needing to recognize a nation, her math is retarded as fuck.

    6. Suthenboy

      King George created the US when he tried to confiscate the colonist’s guns.

    7. Gilmore

      Its pretending that a country isn’t sovereign simply when it declares itself so, and then wins a war making it a de facto reality = a country only becomes sovereign when other countries sign a piece of paper saying, “Ok You Real”.

      By her standards, Israel is still not a country, because so many other countries in the ‘international community’ refuse to recognize it. That’s not how it works sugar.

    1. antisthenes

      You know, when one guy is punching you in the stomach, and another guy is holding your hands behind your back so you can’t defend yourself, they’re both equally guilty. Might as well just call the Met ISIS collaborators at this point.

    2. Vhyrus

      Can we just draft a U.N. resolution admitting ISIS won and give them England? Then we can blow up the tunnel and trap them all on one big island. Win fucking win. I can’t remember the last time I read “made in UK” on any functional piece of equipment I own.

      1. R C Dean

        I get my watches from a UK company. They’re nice. Other than that . . . .

  68. KibbledKristen

    Speaking of Maxine Waters. Could she be any stupider? Like, how can you be that stupid and still walk around under your own power?

    1. KibbledKristen

      Never mind – no blue check next to the account. Pretty clever!!

      1. one true athena

        the tweet on ‘climate change’ is hilarious if you go back through. And there’s a list the account puts people on , something like, “stop telling it’s a parody, you’re ruining the fun”

        1. KibbledKristen

          The phony Maxine gets a lot more people taking it seriously (incl me!) than the Godfrey account. Godfrey only gets 1 or 2 “serious” replies at this point.

    2. Vhyrus

      That account deserves a nobel prize, or at least a congressional medal of honor.

    3. John Titor

      That parody account has more followers than Waters’ actual account, which is hilarious.

      1. F. Stupidity Jr.

        In the case of Waters’ real account, I’d think “followers” is the most accurate term.

    4. MikeS

      Maxine P. Waters‏ @MaxineVVaters

      “Baby It’s Cold Outside” is a song about the glorification of white male date rape culture. #NoMeansNo

    5. Hyperion

      That has to be parody.

      DON’T EVEN… HOW DARE.. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU… THAT’S NOT IMPORTANT!

    1. Vhyrus

      The left needed a Glenn Beck so good for them.

  69. KibbledKristen

    I was looking at footage of the Scott Dixon crash from Indy this year, and someone in the YT comments mentioned the Tom Pryce crash, which I had never heard of.

    That’s a regretful Google search, right there. GodDAMN.

    1. Vhyrus

      I watched that crash live.

      1. KibbledKristen

        Was it even apparent what had happened at the time? It’s gonna take many, many, many fart videos to get that out of my mind.

        1. Vhyrus

          Not the Pryce crash, the Dixon crash earlier this year. I wasn’t even alive in 77.

          1. KibbledKristen

            OH LOL