Big Fat Anime Titties

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50 responses to “Big Fat Anime Titties”

  1. Juvenile Bluster

    And y’all say *I’m* the deviant when it comes to anime *side-eyes John Titor*

    1. Heroic Mulatto

    2. commodious spittoon

      At least when I watched Kill la Kill it was with my girlfriend. *side-eyes y’all deviants*

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Kill la Kill is fucking hilarious and I’ll cut anyone who says otherwise.

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          In fact, EVERYTHING Trigger does is hilarious. They’re the greatest television anime production company in existence.

          1. commodious spittoon

            I had no idea what the fuck it was till she introduced me, but it set the mood right off.

            Then I got into the absurdity of it, and just wanted to watch episodes. Fun show.

            This was very cute, too. Another one she recommended.

          2. commodious spittoon

            That wasn’t it. This was it.

          3. Juvenile Bluster

            Check out Little Witch Academia, which is on Netflix. It’s from the same anime studio that did Kill la Kill.

          4. commodious spittoon

            FINE.

          5. Also, both eps were crowd-funded – so there’s at least some production potential there.

          6. John Titor

            Kill La Kill gets a pass for being stupidly self-aware about how its mocking pervy magical girl anime.

        2. {|}===[|}:;:;:;:;:;:;:>

          Yours is the needle that will pierce the life fiber.

    3. John Titor

      HM just does this for attention, you do it because you like it.

  2. Drake

    I disconnected from my company VPN before clicking.

    1. pan fried wylie

      Uncheck the Use Default Gateway setting.

    1. At this rate, his bones will probably turn to dust when they try and hoist him out – talk about outstaying your welcome.

  3. Rhywun

    So what’s this post REALLY about…?

    1. Drake

      All these actresses were touched inappropriately by Hollywood Producers.

      * Quickly looks up job description for Hollywood Producer*

      1. Rhywun

        I’ve counted the number of visible boobs ten times now and one seems to be missing. Or is this one of those cunning optical illusions?

        1. commodious spittoon

          It’s a cipher. Someone quick, look up wth cipher means.

        2. Heroic Mulatto

          If you look closely, you can see the edge of the brunette’s stage right boob just past the left edge of the blonde’s boob.

          1. Rhywun

            Ah, it’s concealed. No wonder she looks upset. That girl on the right better watch her back.

          2. {|}===[|}:;:;:;:;:;:;:>

            No kidding, all that weight they’re carrying she’ll need a brace for sure.

  4. Juvenile Bluster

    While we’re in here, my occasional cute anime post with j-pop to piss off John TItor: https://twitter.com/pKjd/status/929347880787181570

    1. Heroic Mulatto
      1. Juvenile Bluster

        I’m sorry, I’m sorry.

        Would you prefer this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_E8NRBGeuk

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          You are a monster.

          Even my 11-year-old daughter mocks your tastes:

          1. commodious spittoon

            What is that woman doing to what appears to be a wooden nightingale?

          2. Heroic Mulatto

            I just zoomed it in like that Bladerunner photo scene, and I can tell you it’s an optical illusion where the woman just has her hand up and behind her is some furry’s tail.

          3. John Titor

            It’s the animated Rape of Nanking.

  5. commodious spittoon

    Sure, my terse commentaries about little-known British series get no attention, but suddenly we’re all about anime. It’s not all about massive animate jubblies, guys. Sometimes it’s about the quiet existential anguishes of eccentric people with funny accents.

    1. Thinking about reviewing “The Young Ones” and “The Sandbaggers” sooner or later.

  6. Juvenile Bluster

    Roy Moore’s attorney has filed the first lawsuit issued the first demand letter towards a potential defamation suit against … someone … over the allegations against him.

    https://twitter.com/SteveDeaceShow/status/930628015482195968

    I’ve been a lawyer for almost 15 years now. This looks like something that would get you a C- in a 1L legal writing class.

    1. commodious spittoon

      So Roy Moore has as much trouble finding an attorney as Trump did filling up his campaign with a string of failures between Manafort, Gates, and that other asshole?

      1. Rhywun

        Chris Christie will be available soon.

        1. commodious spittoon

          Christ, what I’d give to watch that fat fuck relive his “Get on a plane and go home” humiliation, like, a dozen times or two.

    2. Heroic Mulatto

      it’s President

    3. Heroic Mulatto

      Holy shit! Did they outsource this to some Indian street lawyer? There is no way a native speaker of English composed that letter.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Dad always said I should go to law school.

        Now I think he just meant I have a working knowledge of English grammar.

    4. CPRM

      Ok, so I clicked through to the twitter, then clicked through to the FB post. When I was leaving FB I got this. WTF. I’m starting to think Mr. Moore makes poor decisions.

  7. Juvenile Bluster

    If you need a pick-me-up, read this story from TOS:

    https://reason.com/blog/2017/11/13/detroit-cops-posing-as-drug-dealers-braw

    tl;dr: One set of Detroit undercover cops masquerading as drug sellers runs into another set masquerading as drug purchasers. Hilarity ensues.

    1. Rhywun

      I’m wiped from today’s edition of “John v. Tony Cripple Fight”. I can’t stands no more.

      1. Are you referring to the net neutrality debate in the board games post?

  8. F. Stupidity Jr.

    I’m watching 1995’s To Die For – I’ve wanted to see it for a long time, and we’re just past the opening credits and I already love it. Cast includes: Illeana Douglas, Dan Hedaya, Matt Dillon, Illeana Douglas, Wayne Knight, Kurtwood Smith. And Illeana Douglas.

    1. CPRM

      You forgot Casey Affleck and Joqween Fenix. Sounds riveting. Glad I passed. Nicole Kidman wasn’t anything to see even in her prime. (funny because I just finished watching the honest trailer for Batman Begins)

      1. Gustave Lytton
  9. Mr Lizard

    Just got home, Dafuq you mammals been gettin up in?

  10. AlmightyJB

    I had much higher hopes for this thread. HM giving pearls to swine.