Libertarian Valentine’s Day

It’s Valentine’s Day! Treat your beloved to a romantic candlelight dinner…

Mai waifu
(Source: knowyourmeme.com)

… while the soulful stylings of Yumi Matsutoya play in the background.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYI5wutSbP8

Comments

23 responses to “Libertarian Valentine’s Day”

  1. Volren

    Hello.

  2. Heroic Mulatto

    How you doin’, Volren?

  3. Old Man With Candy

    No tentacle porn? Or alien bukkake? Where’s your sense of romance???

  4. Heroic Mulatto

    Does the no NSFW gif commenting policy apply to the original posts themselves?

  5. DOOMco

    …Probably?

  6. Volren

    How do I post replies?

    Also Rufus isn’t here is he? If not, can I steal his gimmick of “Canadians who say hello”?

  7. Tundra

    Hi Volren.

    The Wankel Lover apparently wrecked the threaded comments, so you’re just gonna have to use the box at the bottom like a commoner.

    Oh, and I’d be careful about stomping on Rufus’ gig. He’s Italian.

  8. Gojira

    Or, Alentines Ay for those who can’t get the V or the D.

  9. Max Coins

    Or those who don’t want VD.

  10. Heroic Mulatto

    Are you saying I have VD, Gojira?

  11. Roses are red,
    violets are blue.
    I can handle myself,
    don’t tell me what to do.

  12. Old Mans and Trail 2

    Hey everyone!

    Signed,
    Tulpa, Bo Cara, Addiction Myth, Shriek, Mary, WI, et al
    (JUST KIDDING PEOPLE)

  13. Mad Scientist

    The Wankel Lover apparently wrecked the threaded comments, so you’re just gonna have to use the box at the bottom like a commoner.

    Figure out a way to highlight new comments and I’ll be happy to vote for threading.

  14. Old Man With Candy

    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    Turkeys are like chickens
    Let’s fuck.

    Chicks dig poetry.

    1. SP

      That’s how he won me.

  15. Tundra

    I’m actually adjusting to the Brooksian comment style.

    Not having longer threads crushed to atoms on the right is probably best.

  16. Tundra

    Chicks dig poetry.

    Roses are red,

    Violets are blue.

    I’ve got genital warts,

    Soon you will too.

  17. Max Coins

    No, it has to rhyme, like this:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Old Man With Candy?
    No, (((Renegade))).

    1. Old Man With Candy

      You are my hero.

  18. trshmnstr

    it has to rhyme

    I larfed

  19. Gojira

    So I stayed home from work today because I’m really quite ill. I think that means no Valentines sex for me tonight.

    Which means it’s time to FAP.

  20. Suthenboy

    HM’s first post and I have to be out squinting at this tiny iPhone