Tuesday Morning Links

Its a dark day for many of our college baseball faithful here at Glibs.  I don’t know what else to say but that I’m sorry that everybody’s team seems to have been knocked out.  I say we all find an underdog and jump on the bandwagon! Davidson? Wake Forest? SHSU? Aw, fuck it. Let’s just watch MLB now. And by “watch MLB”, I mean watch the Astros win again.  At this rate they’re gonna have to start putting their magic number beside their name in the standings starting at the All-Star Break.

And how bout them Predators? They thumped the Pens to the point that Brett L. wondered aloud last night if they’d sandbagged like the boys in MASH before doubling the bets and putting Spearchucker Jones in the game. (if you don’t now what I’m talking about, get on Netflix and watch the movie, dammit!) The series is anybody’s now, unlike the NBA Finals, which I don’t see the Cavs coming back in.

I know the links are in there somewhere!

Alrighty then. I know only a few of you came here for the sports. The rest are here for…the links!

War Machine

War Machine might be due for a name change. God knows the piece of shit will have plenty of time to come up with one. (And yes, I feel more comfortable calling him names now that he’s been sentenced for a loooooong ass time.)

Reality Winner is a Bernie Girl that has said a lot of crazy shit online. Maybe she’s angling for an insanity defense. The supposed leaker said she’d go to was on Iran’s side against Trump and called him a “piece of shit” for his position on DAPL. (A position shared, I believe, by Hillary Clinton up until it became popular to hate the safer move of oil underground as opposed to rail.) Anyway, I can assure you that her name, while peculiar, does not make her part of my family. Hell, she’s too old to be one of my kids. And we came up with way better names than that dumbass’s parents did.

Apparently, there’s no room for Islamophobic comments in Britain. Not even in the midst of a terrorist attack being carried out by…Islamists praising Allah. If this is real, it does not speak well for the future of the British.

Speaking of terror attacks being carried out by Islamists, looks like the suspects that carried out the attack over the weekend, but not the dozen other individuals quickly arrested in the attack, have easily been identified since they’re TV stars. However, according to the commenters on HuffPo here, its still all about white people and Donald Trump. (The TW is in the link, but the retardation within deserves a second one. BEWARE!)

Katherine Timpf bringing fashion news you can use (not really)

And with summer here, its time for guys to supplement the wardrobe of rompers they’ve recently purchased with another can’t-miss fashion statement. No spoilers. You gotta see this shit to believe it.

Go ahead and rock a little harder today. (The singer isn’t the eye candy you got yesterday. And for that I apologize.)

Have a hell of a great day, friends.

Comments

531 responses to “Tuesday Morning Links”

  1. Pictured: Monkeys acting out what they saw in Warty’s Dungeon

    1. Not nearly horrifying enough!

      1. Yeah. One of those other monkeys would have to be wearing the other one as a hat.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Monkey #2 is getting ready to put monkey #1 on his head.

      2. Hey it’s only first base!

  2. The Late P Brooks

    Not it.

  3. Lachowsky

    Well the Hogs checked out with a resounding meh last night. Never could get the bats going. Missouri st. never really could either. I suspect playing a 6 hour game in the rain that ended at 3:15 the previous night had something to do with both teams being out of sorts.

  4. Thunder Thighs Is This Summer’s Booty Shorts Anthem
    Miss Eaves’ ode to thicc thighs is here to usher in summer.

    Filmed in Bed Stuy, Brooklyn, the music video is a perfect summer party of women of all ages and shapes, hanging on the street with ice cream and sparkly pants, not letting their “chub rub” get in the way of killing it in a short sundress.

    “My thunder thighs for me are all year long, not just in the summertime!” Miss Eaves, aka Shanthony Exum, told ELLE.com. “I like the idea of taking the phrase ‘thunder thighs’ that normally is used to make someone feel wrong in their body and reclaim it and make it an empowering thing. I want people to be proud of their bodies no matter what the shape or what society says they ‘should’ look like. I have had some struggles with body image issues, (as have most people) so ‘Thunder Thighs’ is like ‘look at my beautiful thunder thighs, they make me who I am and I appreciate them.’”

    1. SugarFree

      Save it for Thicc Thursday, you monster.

      1. Thicc Thursday? More like Waddling Wednesday.

    2. Slammer

      Oh no, now I bleach my eyes!
      Go go Godzilla Thighs!

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Still better than Lena Dunham shit.

    3. OMG you’re doin’ it wrong!! Make your own thing up! Quit ruining good things by appropriating them and mangling their meanings!

    4. Pope Jimbo

      Are you trying to lure John over here?

    5. F. Stupidity Jr.

      not letting their “chub rub” get in the way of killing it

      Chub rub?

  5. re: Lacy Shorts

    I would rather take death by mau mau.

    1. straffinrun

      What did she leak?

      1. ::opera applause::

    2. Where’s my hat-tip on the lacey shorts?

      ~~~editor~~~

      Sorry about that… Here it is:

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        You’re looking for recognition that you found that?

        1. Pomp

          Chortle

        2. westernsloper

          He was wearing a pair when he linked to it.

  6. Lachowsky

    “lacy shorts for men are a thing now”

    I do believe you would get your ass kicked for wearing something like that around here.

    1. “No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ wearin’ something like that, man.”

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        +1 Channel 9

        1. Pomp

          +massage infomercial

          1. KibbledKristen

            -breast exam PSA

          2. Pomp

            DON’T RUIN MY FANTASY K

  7. Scruffy Nerfherder

    she allegedly stole classified documents from her employer, Pluribus International

    That company sounds like your typical villainous Hollywood corporation.

    1. Good Point – how long until the heroic, made-for-TV movie comes out?

      1. ArchieBunker

        Never the less, she persisted

    2. Number.6

      E Pluribus Evil, plc

    3. Agent Cooper

      Unum Incorporated was not available for comment.

    4. AlexinCT

      She is going to pull a reverse Manning, demand that tax payers pay for her to become a dude, and then get a pardon so she can work on the 202 Hillary for Prez – the Weekend and Bernie’s tour- campaign…

  8. The Late P Brooks

    I am reminded of this when I look at those guys in the lace pantaloons.

  9. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Charles Wang praised the fashion designers who are “about rejecting the idea that clothes need to be gender-specific,” and he called the reaction to the lace shorts “borderline homophobic:”

    I think it’s more retardophobic.

    1. straffinrun

      We’ve gone from pantshitting to doily soiling.

    2. Pomp

      Lace shorts are only acceptable if they allow passers-by an eyeful of hairy ballbag, errant protruding pubes, and a tasteful gander at turtle-heading on clear crisp cool mornings. Is he uncut? Who knows, flip a coin or simply inquire!

      1. JaimeRoberto

        You could write captions for the J. Peterman catalog.

    3. KibbledKristen

      Nope. 100% cacophobia

  10. wooosh…

    5 Signs the ‘Handmaid’s Tale’ Dystopia May Be Our Reality
    As Offred says, an erosion of rights so gradual that many aren’t even aware it is happening.

    For Douthat and others who have a hard time perceiving how the world looks to progressive feminists, here are five signs we may be on the doorstep of a culture that echoes Atwood’s dystopian vision of patriarchal control over female reproduction:

    The Supreme Court handed down a decision that gives male employers the right to deny female employees birth control coverage in their health insurance, a right that is not allowed for any other service.

    One of the judges who handed down the circuit court decision in favor of Hobby Lobby, which teed up the Supreme Court decision even after other courts found no such right, is now a Supreme Court Justice.

    The Senate health care bill currently being devised reportedly contains a provision that, according to the Washington Post, would make the refundable tax credits currently available to some ObamaCare enrollees nonrefundable “in a nod to antiabortion activists who want to stop women from paying for abortions with tax-credit dollars.”

    States are in the middle of an effort to find ever new and creative ways to prevent women from getting abortions, even with their own money, or shaming or endangering women for seeking abortion.

    Arkansas passed a law that would not only ban the safest second-trimester procedure, but potentially allow husbands or fathers to block a woman’s abortion.

    (edited for space constraints)

    ~~~magic edit fairy~~~

    1. You want to kill your baby? Do it on your own fucking dime.

      1. leonadasiv

        You tyrant!!! Only true freedom is to do things with no cost!

        1. Holger-da-Dane

          Forget it, it’s the Deep Derp Web.

    2. The Elite Elite

      potentially allow husbands or fathers to block a woman’s abortion.

      What a horrible oppression! We might not get taxpayer or employer funded abortion on demand and women might not get 100% say in the fate of the unborn child, but allow *gasp* fathers some say in the matter?! PATRIARCHY! Fuck the piece of shit that wrote this!

      1. wdalasio

        A couple of times, I’ve raised the idea to feminists that, since they believe that only the woman should have any say in abortion, the notion of paternity liability is also outmoded. At the very least, the father should be able to renounce liability and parental rights over the same period the mother can get an abortion.

        They didn’t seem to respond too well. One of them even responded that, if they don’t want the liability, they should “just keep it in their pants”. I noted how closely their arguments resembled the “women should just cross their legs” argument. For some reason, that didn’t exactly go over.

        1. AlexinCT

          Were you surprised some virtue signaling freeloader that wants everyone to know she doesn’t need any man – as long as someone else is picking up the tab though – didn’t like the idea of consequences or being called out on their hypocrisy?

      2. Clearly the notion that the father of an unborn child should at a minimum be consulted by the mother before terminating the pregnancy is LITERALLY HITLER.

    3. Viking1865

      As usual with the progs, if someone isn’t being forced at gunpoint to give them money, then they don’t really have rights.

    4. cyto

      The Supreme Court handed down a decision that gives male employers the right to deny female employees birth control coverage in their health insurance, a right that is not allowed for any other service.

      1. Not just male employers
      2. except breast augmentation. And penis enhancement. And laser hair removal. And lasic. And liposuction. And psilosybin PTSD treatments. And male pattern baldness…..

      But it was the Supreme Court. So they got that one right.

      1. cyto

        The Senate health care bill currently being devised reportedly contains a provision that, according to the Washington Post, would make the refundable tax credits currently available to some ObamaCare enrollees nonrefundable “in a nod to antiabortion activists who want to stop women from paying for abortions with tax-credit dollars.”

        so, a rumored provision in a bill that may or may not ever see the light of day.

        Makes a tax credit “nonrefundable” in a way that is entirely unrelated in any way to abortion. As a nod to anti-abortion activists.

        Yup. Makes sense.

        When you can’t make it through a single sentence without finding at least 2 major mis-statements of basic premises, maybe you should just step away from the keyboard.

    5. DesigNate

      The comments are especially derptastic.

      Someone said, without a sense of irony, that it was conservatives using 1984, Brave New World, and Fahrenheit 451 as instruction manuals.

    6. JaimeRoberto

      Some European health systems don’t pay for contraception or abortions, and they restrict when you can get an abortion. I wonder why they never mention that when they say we should be more like Europe.

      1. DesigNate

        Obviously our vast right wing conspiracy has infiltrated deep into the European subconscious, thus making them puppets of the Kochs and the GOP.

  11. ArchieBunker

    Nobody around here knew what hockey was a month ago, now everyone is a die hard preds fan. Crazy.

    1. SugarFree

      It’s really just sloopy; I care nothing for ice soccer.

      1. *narrows icy gaze*

        1. SugarFree

          I liked it better when they had the zoomy lines telling us where the puck was. It was like tripping at a Pink Floyd laser light show at the abandoned planetarium.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Ah those were the days.

            Did you bring the acid man?

            No, I thought you brought the acid.

            Shit man. What are we gonna do?

            Call Larry, he’s got some.

            But then I gotta go get him. You know he can’t drive anymore.

      2. ArchieBunker

        Shoulda been clearer. Here in my real home, not my virtual dungeon home. I’m 45 min from Smashville

        1. SugarFree

          Reality is overrated.

          1. ArchieBunker

            Agreed. I’d be much happier as a full time, virtual Warlock. I for one, welcome our upcoming Matrix.

        2. robc

          I have seen exactly one Preds shirt, in the parking lot of Double Dogs the night of game 3.

          1. ArchieBunker

            I see hats everywhere. My fb page is filled with it.

    2. LIES!

      I just want to erase some of the Blackhawks’ shame with a Preds win.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        What is a Pred?

    3. Brett L

      I also root against the Patriots unless they’re playing the Cowboys. Sometimes hate is the only emotion you can bring.

      1. ArchieBunker

        I hate the Pats. Paying Brady under the table and nobody bats an eye. My love of football has died off in the last few years and that’s a big reason why. That and my Bills never can win a freaking football game

        1. Fuck Tom Brady.

        2. Drake

          Let your hate flow – I love it. When I was going Pats game as a kid, nobody could be bothered to even mildly dislike us.

          1. ArchieBunker

            Because they sucked. Then they decided to start cheating and the rest is history.

          2. Drake

            1. Bo fucking ho

            2. The ’76 Patriots were easily the best team in the NFL. Al Davis bought the refs in the AFC Championship – the 4th quarter was a series of terrible calls culminating in this one that gave the Raiders the a free ticket to the Superbowl.

          3. Whycome you bo whores?

          4. ArchieBunker

            Tuck rule anyone?
            They pay Tom under the table, it’s BS. They shouldn’t have a dime of cap for anyone else on that team.

          5. Drake

            Those of with long memories loved that it happened against the Raiders. Fuck them.

          6. Bobarian LMD

            I love that it happened to the Raiders, but hate that it happened to Rich Gannon.

            The Chiefs should have rebuilt their offense around him, because he managed to win with an offense he couldn’t actually execute.

          7. Pomp

            They shed their stickiness after they got rid of the old logo. Correlation = causation.

          8. Pomp

            *suckiness

          9. Bobarian LMD

            Stinkiness.

    4. Florida Man

      I only support the Solar Bears ironically.

    5. Before I became a rabid Red Wings fan, I got into them because everyone at my office was, and the first time for the Stanley Cup. But that early fandom did turn into one that lasted for a decade, where I used to watch/listen to every game. Now? Ever since Yzerman retired, my interest really slid.

    6. Tundra

      I beg your pardon?

    7. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Prednisone is awesome. I put in my best swim times when on that stuff.

    8. Rufus the Monocled

      I wonder how many of those fans actually ever play (ed) ball or ice hockey.

      Great story though. Let’s hope they continue to be fans.

      1. ArchieBunker

        Did Carolina keep their fans after the cup?

        1. Private Chipperbot

          I don’t know about their fans, but they built a pretty robust hockey base there. I was able to play drop in every night of the week when I was stuck in Raleigh for a month a few years ago at a bunch of different rinks.

        2. Tundra

          No, once the product sucked, the fans went away. That arena is a ghost town. Improve the product and they’ll be back.

    9. The Elite Elite

      Not true. I’ve known about hockey for most of my life. It’s the only sport that’s even close to being watchable. But, like every other sport, ultimately I really don’t care about it either.

    10. mexican sharpshooter

      Nope. Still not a hockey fan.

    11. Agent Cooper

      I’m rooting for the Penguins.

      Because I lived in Pittsburgh for awhile.

      And I’m a monster.

  12. Russia scrambles jet fighter to intercept U.S. bomber over Baltic Sea

    A Russian Su-27 jet fighter intercepted a U.S. B-52 strategic bomber on Russia’s border over the Baltic Sea on Tuesday, Russian news agencies quoted Russia’s Defence Ministry as saying.

    The bomber was flying along the Russian border but over neutral waters, RIA cited the ministry as saying.

    Trump will have to go to war with Russia to prove he isn’t in Putin’s pocket /s (or at least I hope it is sarcasm)

    1. The Last American Hero

      So is Top Gun 2 about 2 fat guys drinking slurpees, piloting drones, pwning NOOB Mig Pilots, playing Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball and getting catfished on the internet while Tom Cruise facepalms for 90 minutes? Because if so, I’m in.

      1. WTF

        Hiiiighwaaaay tooo theee Twinkie Zone!

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Douthat and others who have a hard time perceiving how the world looks to progressive feminists

    IOW, not crazy.

  14. Rufus the Monocled

    Hey man.

    1. Agent Cooper

      Oh leave me alone you know

  15. Scruffy Nerfherder

    What the fuck is wrong with you?

    Are you ALL as fuckin’ stupid as your Dear Leader? Are you ALL so ignorant of the facts? Are you ALL willing to pretend that a dumb-ass who can’t put two coherent sentences together is an appropriate POTUS of what used to be a nation that was globally respected, and is now considered untrustworthy? Are you ALL as willing to defend Putin’s Bitch as you are willing to throw your own countrymen under the bus? Are you ALL as anxious to watch in silence as our democracy is undermined by Your Idiot Boy’s behaviour? Are you ALL too fuckin’ stupid to realize that THE ENTIRE WORLD is watching as you continue to support/defend a man who continues to act like an ignorant, self-absorbed jerk-off whose only real interest is how much money he and his family members can pocket as a result of his so-called “presidency”?

    1. Hey, that goes to a DU piece, not WaPo as I expected it to.

      1. Private Chipperbot

        WAPO is putting together his byline right now.

        1. straffinrun

          I assumed that was a chick whether it was written by a man or a woman.

        2. Scruffy Nerfherder

          The Post has really lost it over the last few months. I don’t think there’s any comparable episode in history where a newspaper so fully and completely went over the edge that quickly.

    2. DU? For shame!

    3. The entire comment thread is like a giant struggle session with the reality that they’re not gonna get their way.

    4. straffinrun

      No that I can rub one out to.

    5. The Elite Elite

      Wow, that person really hates Obama and his fanboys. “After the election, I’ll have a lot more flexibility.”

    6. Viking1865

      Prog tears are the best, aren’t they folks?

    7. WTF

      Yeah, that’s a good strategy for persuading people to your side. Keep it up, assholes, because this is how you get more Trump.

    8. Rufus the Monocled

      What every progressive journalist at NYT or WaPo or any other outlet that sucks DNC pipi wishes they could say or write.

    9. Slammer

      That’s the Opening Statement of the Trump 2020 Re-election Committee

    10. Gustave Lytton

      “But enough about Obama…”

    11. Apples and Knives

      “Are you ALL too fuckin’ stupid to realize that THE ENTIRE WORLD is watching”

      You know, I was recently in the UK and met several people who wanted to talk about how much they loved Trump when they found out I was American. I thought it was hilarious. I remember one dude saying, “I fookin’ loov ‘im. Says wha’ever’s on ‘is mind, fook all.”

      On another note, when I told them I didn’t vote for Trump or Hilary I usually got, “You didn’t vote?” I guess they don’t realize we have third parties. Of course, most Americans don’t realize we have third parties.

      1. The Elite Elite

        I also love the implication in that statement that, for some reason, we should care what the rest of the world thinks about us. OMG, the rest of the world thinks we’re a laughing stock because we elected that idiot Trump and don’t have free healthcare for everyone and let people run around with guns! Why should I care?

    12. I. B. McGinty

      Hey man, Obama isn’t president anymore!

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Are you ALL too fuckin’ stupid to realize that THE ENTIRE WORLD is watching as you continue to support/defend a man who continues to act like an ignorant, self-absorbed jerk-off whose only real interest is how much money he and his family members can pocket as a result of his so-called “presidency”?

    It’s as if they’re trying as hard as they can to make me like the guy.

    1. Brett L

      Why are they still talking about the Clintons?

  17. Brett L

    Ken, you can cheer for some boys up in Huntsville. Sam Houston State v. FSU in the super-regional elimination game.

    1. That’s what I was thinking. Davidson is the ultimate underdog but they’re too white and rich for a white person to casually root for lest that white person be accused of racism. So I’m gonna go with SHSU!

    2. SimonD

      and, not EVERYONE’S team is out:

      Go Frogs!

  18. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Do those lace shorts have a reverse fly in the back that allows another to insert one’s penis without too much trouble?

    1. Bobarian LMD

      I don’t believe you’d have any trouble at all.

      /NTTAWWT

  19. Pomp

    Marvellous. Early-rising purveyors of morning links are the best kind.

  20. Lachowsky

    “Winner admitted to FBI agents that she stole the documents and provided them to The Intercept. The news site published an article on Monday that appears to be based on the stolen materials. The Top Secret records show that Russian agents attempted to hack into U.S. voting systems prior to the November election.”

    I guess I missed this story. So, Russians really did try to hack the voting machines?

    1. According to this one unsubstantiated story. But it’s being called a dubious claim by a lot of outlets.
      Their “hacking attempt” was a couple of phishing emails sent to people at a company that operates many of the voting machines.

      It’s akin to saying they tried to hack google because a couple employees got a Nigerian prince email.

      Or it’s just like the “Russia tried to hack the US electrical grid!!!!1!1!!” story from a while back.

      1. Pat

        Their “hacking attempt” was a couple of phishing emails sent to people at a company that operates many of the voting machines.

        And not everyone is as stupid as Podesta.

      2. Lachowsky

        I don’t pay much attention to the MSM. I would have to think that if there was finally evidence of the Russians actually doing something signifigant, The MSM would be screaming so loud that I wouldn’t have been able to avoid hearing it.

        1. Holger-da-Dane

          You’ve been able to avoid hearing about it?

      3. Gustave Lytton

        The thing that strikes me is how many stories fit into the same pattern (that commentators here have ridiculed) of anonymous sourced leak based stories.

        There are enough people in the supposed national security sector that don’t give two shits about security or their own personal honor as long as they can score political points.

        Forget hacking, Russian intelligence could just pose as reporters and get the goods by the bucketful. Hell, I bet those leakers wouldn’t even notice if it was RT they were giving classified info to.

        1. SimonD

          Hell, they don’t even have to pose as reporters. All they have to do is buy subscriptions to the NYT and the Washington Post.

          It’s a lot cheaper than maintaining an intelligence service.

          1. Bobarian LMD

            You’d spend more time trying to sift thru the ton of shit to find the one nugget of truth.

            I think a functioning intelligence service would actually be more cost effective.

    2. leonadasiv

      Yeah I missed that story. Which is strange given thats the narrative they have been pushing, you think they would have laughed on to some hard evidence.

      1. Agent Cooper

        would have laughed on to some hard evidence.

        Typo for the win.

    3. ChipsnSalsa

      I was having trouble understanding the article until I realized the ladies name was “Reality Winner”.

      *checking intersectional scorecard*

      Her standing within in the government will allow for the hammer to be dropped on her but due to her stance on issues will be portrayed as a martyr standing up for us all.

    4. westernsloper

      As far as I know, voting machines are not networked, and can’t be hacked from the outside. It is more phishing scams=hacking story. This has not stopped the redditers I was reading earlier this morning from coming to that conclusion though. Some have surmised, with no evidence, that tallies must have been changed, because of course, they would not have arrested the young patriot if it wasn’t true.

    5. JaimeRoberto

      If I understood it correctly, the hacked companies make voter registration systems, not voting machines. But then I seem to remember stories about DHS attempting to penetrate state voter registration systems too.

      1. JaimeRoberto

        Oh, and according to the story at least one of the hacked companies didn’t have contracts with WI, MI, PA or OH, which were the states key to Trump’s win.

  21. Drake

    6th of June – D-Day is upon us.

    1. Slammer

      My favorite Sabaton song. They’re really a paint-by-numbers band, who kinda write the same song over and over. But when they’re good they’re really really good. Carolus Rex is my favorite album.

  22. Haybob

    “Reality Winner is a Bernie Girl that has said a lot of crazy shit online.”

    So many interesting parts to this story.

    1. How did someone so dumb get a job at the NSA?

    2. Apparently political ideology isn’t looked into when the NSA does it’s pre-employment background check.

    3. “Lone wolf” leakers are the best way to politically weaponize government agencies, because the ruling parties can easily deny involvement.

    4. Why was that information classified?

    5. Progs are desperate for anything that they think will bring down Trump.

    1. Brett L

      Reality Winner, libertarian heroine or contract-breaking monster?

      1. Private Chipperbot

        Reality Winner, libertarian heroine monster or contract-breaking monster heroine?

        1. Bobarian LMD

          She’d need to be a little hotter to be a proper libertarian monster.

      2. westernsloper

        If she said she would go fight with Iran to stand up to Trump, was a Bernie supporter, and worked for an NSA contractor, I am going with authoritarian shitbag who wanted to embarrass the authoritarian shitbags in power now who are not the shitbags she wanted to be working for. I am not seeing how libertarian fits into that. But I could be wrong.

        1. Pomp

          I had a confuse. I need WaPo to produce a graphic flow chart to help me interpret.

        2. leonadasiv

          I guess for me, Motive plays a part, but also the information that is leaked. I could care less that Edward Snowden isn’t a picture perfect Libertarian, what he leaked was important for the public to know. PVT Manning, on the other hand, leaked anything he(at the time) could get his hands on. He showed no discretion or discernment like ES.

          1. westernsloper

            The document she leaked is not any sort of definitive proof of anything, but it sure will help feed the narrative. She is no Snowden pointing out illegal activities of our own Government against its citizens. She wanted to help feed the narrative that Trump’s win was illegitimate. Which to some I guess is a noble thing. I don’t know, I think it doesn’t help. The voting system was not “hacked”, but there are millions of people who think that these days.

    2. Atanarjuat

      1. Government.

    3. FreeSociety

      Reality Leigh Winner’s apparent social media footprint also shows that she is a supporter of other liberal causes, including the Women’s March and the Islamic Society of North America, the Muslim civil rights group.

      Well there’s your problem right there. Funny that the pussy hatters and Muslims share some of their support base. Which are the useful idiots I wonder….

      1. Number.6

        I still find the whole idea that someone with a background like that could retain a security rating even after a cursory inspection.

        That’s not to say a smarter individual couldn’t have had those opinions, but not posted them all over the internet for all to read, but I’d like to think that someone, somewhere in Pluribus is having his ass kicked and his pink slip written up for letting this pass. And then there’s the little matter of the screening our wonderfully efficient government employees should be undertaking.

        I know it’s hard to get qualified Farsi and Pashtun subject matter specialists, but c’mon – this (if what we’re hearing is true) – is retarded.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          If someone at NSA isn’t executing the nuclear option on the Pluribus contract, I’d be surprised.

          1. Number.6

            Yeah, but it’ll be for career protection, not because of due diligence.

          2. Bobarian LMD

            Oh definitely; and the next contractor will hire 90% of the same workers.

            Optics will have happened.

      2. Number.6

        One other item that a friend of mine brought up is that if she’s still an Air Force Reservist (and she may well be), then she’s still subject to UCMJ and therefore, a bunk in Leavenworth (or equivalent) may well await.

    4. antisthenes

      “How did someone so dumb get a job at the NSA?”

      Makes sense, actually. Create a report which sells a certain sort of narrative, but keep it under wraps. Hire/clear a bunch of radical lunatics whose agenda would be advanced by the report, and make sure they can get access to it. When one of them eventually gives in to temptation and leaks it, your hands are completely clean.

  23. Spartan Dad

    Amazon cuts Prime fee for low-income shoppers, as it takes on Wal-Mart
    It broke in the WSJ but here’s an open link (pardon it’s length):
    https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/evaluate/news/basicNewsStory.jhtml?symbols=AMZN&storyid=201706060424MRKTWTCHNEWS_SVC000023&provider=MRKTWTCH&product=NEWS_SVC&sb=1

    Where is the legal line for charging different prices to different groups of customer? I’m guessing membership groups are okay but clearly ethnic groups are not. Does being a recipient of welfare actually count as a membership group now like AAA?

    Interestingly, I’ve read senior discounts are illegal as age discrimination but it’s something no one cares to take to court or enforce.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      So normal Prime members will get to subsidize them twice. Wonderful.

      1. WTF

        Seriously, this kind of shit will make me reconsider renewing my Prime account if they raise the fee.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Killin’ it

    When Andrew Lack became chairman of NBC News in 2015, he announced his intent to shift MSNBC away from Keith Olbermann-style bloviation and toward nonpartisan, straight-ahead news gathering.

    Mr. Olbermann may be long gone. Yet the network’s rise has relied largely on its sharply opinionated commentary, with Ms. Maddow moving to No. 1 in prime time on the strength of monologues devoted to President Trump’s ties to Russia, and with Lawrence O’Donnell speaking openly about impeachment.

    In an interview, Mr. Lack rejected the notion that MSNBC was a Fox News for the left.

    “I don’t buy it,” he said, his voice rising. “And honestly, I’ve never been comfortable with the Fox examples, of how we compare to them, or being an alternative to them. I don’t think we’re an alternative to anything. We’re live, breaking news during the day, and the smartest, most insightful opinion space we can create at night.”

    Whatever helps you sleep at night, pal.

    1. cyto

      Except it was explicitly created out of the ashes of Air America – a Soros funded attempt to counter Limbaugh.

      The entire point was to capture the mirror image crowd to the Fox News fans. They didn’t make a secret of their intentions.

      1. WTF

        Completely ignoring the fact that the mirror image crowd to the Fox News fans already had CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC, etc. etc. The success of Fox News was that they served a market that was not being served by anyone else.

        1. cyto

          Which is why it didn’t take off until the antichrist took office. I mean, the real antichrist. I know Bush was the antichrist before, but he was a mini-antichrist. Trump is really the real antichrist.

          Anyway, now that Trump is in office, just hearing that republicans are bad and democrats are good isn’t enough. You need full-on screaming about a demon from hell that is here to destroy the entire earth. So you go to MSNBC to find like-minded commentary.

      2. wdalasio

        Honestly, one of the few things I’ve respected about them is that they haven’t tried to hide their bias.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    A CNN spokeswoman, Barbara Levin, referred to CNN as “the one nonpartisan cable news network” and noted the anchors Jake Tapper and Anderson Cooper had beaten MSNBC in their time slots last month in the crucial demographic.

    Not sure if serious.

    1. leonadasiv

      Well in their minds they aren’t partisan because they are reporting what they believe is true.

      1. cyto

        CNN earned their moniker of “Clinton News Network”. They weren’t partisan. They were for Clinton. Heck, they even helped tank Bernie so she could win. So – in true Clinton word-parsing fashion – they speak the truth. It wasn’t partisan. All enemies of the Clinton machine have been fair game. It remains to be seen if the Clinton-spawn can take up the mantle and continue the good fight, or if CNN will have t become just another democrat machine outlet.

  26. 13 Alabama counties saw 85 percent drop in food stamp participation after work requirements restarted

    During the economic downturn of 2011-2013, several states – including Alabama – waived the SNAP work requirements in response to high unemployment. It was reinstituted for 54 counties on Jan. 1, 2016 and for the remaining 13 on Jan. 1, 2017. As of April 2017, the highest jobless rate among the 13 previously excluded counties was in Wilcox County, which reported a state-high unemployment rate of 11.7 percent, down more than 11 percentage points from the county’s jobless rate for the same month of 2011.

    Ending the exemption has dramatically cut the number of SNAP recipients in the counties.

    As of Jan. 1, 2017, there were 13,663 able-bodied adults without dependents receiving food stamps statewide. That number dropped to 7,483 by May 1, 2017. Among the 13 counties, there were 5,538 adults ages 18-50 without dependents receiving food stamps as of Jan. 1, 2017. That number dropped to 831 – a decline of about 85 percent – by May 1, 2017.

    1. Brett L

      What this doesn’t say is that probably 3000 of those 5538 went on full disability instead.

      1. Viking1865

        Yeah, that’s the new dole, and I have no idea how you can reform that. Short of draconian punishments for doctors writing fraudulent disability.

        1. Brett L

          Law of Unintended Consequences. People who can’t or won’t find jobs will find another way to live. We’d be better off giving people a free move to a place that has jobs.

          1. straffinrun

            The Merkel Method?

          2. He said jobs, O desecrator of Zardoz, not welfare.

          3. Holger-da-Dane

            Oh SNAP!

          4. Holger-da-Dane

            *Slyly avoids a “narrowed gaze” by posting after everyone else leaves for the 3 new posts*

          5. wdalasio

            That will help the “can’t find jobs”. The “won’t find jobs”, not so much.

        2. Even then it don’t do shit. You get a lawyer and a couple of doctors to scam the system and then when they get caught they jump bail.
          And by “caught”, I mean convicted. The dude was convicted in a $550 million disability scam and was still out on bail awaiting sentencing. Even though he told people he had money hidden and would run.

          Stupid fucking Feds.

          1. The Last American Hero

            Look, the Feds allowed Frank Dux to escape from a fricking bathroom as documented in the biopic “Bloodsport”. You really expect them to catch a guy with that many resources?

        3. Lachowsky

          Disability scamming is a huge deal. At least around here it is. My father in law employs a lot of unskilled temporary labor that he pays under the table. A lot of the people he employs are guys drawing a disability check who are looking to make a little extra.

          1. I’ve mentioned my friend before who is on disability – for anxiety and migraines. We’ve often discussed businesses to start up, but he’s afraid of making any income that can be reported and losing his disability (and healthcare).

            It’s not a safety net, it’s a hammock. /sound clever with a British accent

          2. leonadasiv

            That’s no moon safety net!

          3. leonadasiv

            Dangit i messed up those tags.

          4. *Edit fairy hovers by helpfully*

          5. stilljustcarol

            A co-worker suggested that I go on disability. He’s the second person to make the suggestion in two weeks. The thing is that I went out on disability through my employer for two months while I was actively undergoing treatment for cancer and I hated it. There’s no way I could have kept working, making it from the couch to the bathroom was a major effort, but not working made me feel absolutely useless. Work is difficult now, everything is, but I’m still able to function on the job and I’m having a fairly minimal impact on my employer so why should I quit? And, honestly, I feel if I did nothing all day I would just get sicker. For me it isn’t about being ashamed of living on the public teat, although I would be, but staying as active as I possibly can. Going on disability for me would be the equivalent of saying, “I give up.”

          6. Lachowsky

            Good for you for sticking with it. I can’t see it being good for my long term welfare to not be working either.

          7. commodious spittoon

            I have a cousin whose husband did temp labor for a couple years in his late-twenties, always trying to get himself injured on the job so he could claim workman’s comp. He hit the jackpot and found a doctor who would sign off on disability for some horseshit nerve pain. Fast forward about ten years and now my cousin is essentially his hospice caretaker because he’s so far gone to alcoholism and diabetes.

            Herbert got it wrong, unemployment is the mind-killer.

          8. Pope Jimbo

            I have a friend who is a private investigator the insurance companies hire to take pictures of people who are supposedly disabled working on various home projects.

            According to him, you have to be pretty egregious to even get the insurance companies to take notice (i.e. you won’t even try to do anything like sit in a comfy chair at work and try answering a phone). Then when you get caught they simply stop paying the claim. They almost never go after the money they already paid you or charge you with fraud in court.

          9. AlexinCT

            Probably would cost them more to try to recover than to just end the gravy train ride then and there, but yeah, what is the incentive then to not cheat the system if there are no consequences?

    2. Viking1865

      There’s no waste, fraud, or abuse in the welfare system, and anyone who says there is is just a racist who hates children.

      1. commodious spittoon

        There’s a lot of all three, but it’s the refuge of cowardly Republicans to claim that eliminating it would fix welfare and make it long-term solvent.

        You’ll know we’re ten months from collapse when Democrats start parroting that line as a way to shore it up.

    3. Pomp

      NPR assured me that wouldn’t happen.

  27. Trigger Hippie

    https://californianewss.com/2017/06/05/husband-knocks-big-bully-guy-verbally-harassing-wife/

    The derpiest of my Derpbook friends call this a hate crime, context be damned. While not exactly square with the NAP, talk about a man’s wife and you get what you get.

    1. Trigger Hippie

      On second glance, that seemed a touch staged.

    2. Brett L

      Glassing is pretty rough.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I saw a little guy glass a football player in college with a glass mug. Football player didn’t fall down. We had to pull the football player off the little guy before he killed him.

        1. cyto

          I saw the opposite, which was more interesting. Actually, I missed the actual fight. But I was in the next room and saw the aftermath…

          This was at a house party during college. The little guy was about 5’6 – 5’7″or so, from Viet Nam. He had a cute little blond girlfriend and a couple of guys from the football time started harassing him about it. He didn’t say anything. But when they started jibing her that she should be with a “real man”, he gets up and tells them they need to apologize. (the actual quote was “You say something about me, I no care. You say something about the lady, now we have a problem”)

          So one of the football players takes a swing at him and he… well, here’s how he described it: “I duck and spin around and smack him in the face. But he was pretty strong, because he got up.” By “smack” he meant kicked with a roundhouse. It turns out, he was a grand tournament champion at Tae Kwon Do. “So I smack him again, 1,2,3. He don’t get up this time.

          Then his friend come at me and swing at my face. I see something flash and I jump back and I see he have a knife. So I reach up and touch my forehead and see I am bleed. Now, I am mad.”

          (holy crap, you just knocked that big linebacker out, and you weren’t even mad?)

          “If I am bleed, somebody gonna bleed with me. So I sweep up and kick away his hand and he drop the knife. Then, I spin around and smack him with my fist that have my beer. “

          {Holy crap, you knocked a guy out who swung first, and didn’t even drop your beer? )

          The second guy got hit with a spinning back fist with a mostly full bottle of beer. He fell through the coffee table. He’s the one who ended up in the hospital. The whole thing took maybe 20 seconds. By the time anyone figured out there was a commotion going on, it was over. He needed a couple of tiny stitches where he got cut over his eye. The redneck who pulled a knife on him suffered hearing damage from the back fist to the ear.

          Lesson learned. Don’t judge a book by its cover. And don’t pull a knife on the martial arts guy…. you might piss him off.

    3. FreeSociety

      Looks staged. Sound is great but the camera is far. Dialog seems like it was written and rehearsed since it’s delivered so clearly given the ostensible rush of adrenaline.

    4. Agent Cooper

      FAAAAAKE. They were obviously mic-ed up from that distance.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Agreed. I’ve seen a lot of cuck pr0n and that is never the way that story goes….

    5. wdalasio

      How the hell is it a hate crime? Have we arrived at the point where any white guy who commits a crime against a black guy is guilty of a hate crime?

      1. DOOMco

        thats the definition of hate crime, so yes.

  28. Drake

    I’m don’t understand what the hell the British video was showing. Why did the cops have them all cower like pussies during a knife attack? Why didn’t they form an old fashioned English mob and beat the fuckers to death?

    1. Haybob

      Where are the soccer hooligans when you need them?

    2. I played with knifes a lot when I was a kid – had a boot knife, a switchblade (made from a kit), the ol’ Rambo knife, and of course multiple jack knifes. Good for woodcraft and whittling.

      The idea of a knife attack – especially by a few guys against many, makes me shake my head. Maybe in *real life I would run away like a little schoolgirl, but there are plenty of other common melee weapons I would prefer to have over a knife. Like a heavy stick or metal pipe, or even a solidly built chair.

      1. Tundra

        Yes, I’ll take a nice metal Easton.

      2. or even knives. Sleep deprivation not so good for the noggin.

      3. Pat

        Couple big dudes, maybe cranked up on drugs, maybe with real big knives… my first inclination would be to run away in the absence of any type of force multiplier, honestly. Probably nobody realized it was a coordinated attack at first.

        1. It is all situational, isn’t it? In that case I would probably run for it too, unless I had no choice or had to protect my family.

          But I’ve been in a couple (punk rock days) fights and even had someone charge at me with a knife. I managed to get out of those situations without even a bruise. Of course I knew a guy who got stabbed a dozen times outside of a show and ended up in the hospital!

          1. Pat

            Definitely highly situational. My first instinct if some crazy asshole charges into the bar with a knife would be self-preservation, so I wouldn’t judge anybody for scrambling under the circumstances. On the other hand, I’m a little surprised a gang of lads didn’t self-organize once the situation became clearer. After I’m out of the immediate situation, if you and Tundra are standing in the same bar and you yell out “let’s jump him”, I’m with you guys.

          2. Tundra

            As this shit keeps happening, I think you’ll see more violent retaliation. Like post 9/11 airplanes. Anyone who whips out a box cutter or some other stupid shit on a plane is gonna get beaten to death.

            Still, arm your fucking cops and citizens, Britain. You owe them the chance to fight back.

        2. Drake

          Sure I run if outnumber by guys wit knives. That’s not what in the video. That’s a bar full of people – half of them adult males – and a half-dozen of those British cops without guns but with billy-clubs and mace. All kinds of bottles and barstools available for weaponry. That is plenty of firepower right there to take care of a few shitheads with knives.

          1. Lachowsky

            A group of able bodied dudes all throwing as many glass beer mugs would go a long way towards dissuading a knife attacker.

          2. Brett L

            They’re Brits, so you have to hope you’ve got one or two cricket bowlers or glassware big enough to be hurled two-handed over the head like a soccer ball.

          3. Drake

            Or some rugby players who’ll knock them down and knee them in the balls while politely apologizing and offering them beer.

          4. straffinrun

            No kidding. Where’s Bigby when you need him?

          5. Pat

            Ahh, I didn’t watch the video. That does sound a little different. I wouldn’t think a stabbing in a bar would be something real exotic for cops in the UK.

          6. cyto

            Yeah, but information is lagging in these situations.

            I’ve been in smaller, but similarly violent situations a couple of times and by the time you figure out what is actually happening it is almost over.

            But you are right. All it would take would be one guy to stand up and say “grab a club and let’s get them” for the whole thing to change.

        3. Number.6

          Barstools and chairs deployed intelligently take a lot of the danger out of confronting an assailant with a knife, but we’re talking London in the 2010’s, not the 1960’s. Most of these guys’ exposure to violence is going to be name-calling in the playground.

          You can’t criticize ’em too harshly for complying. Most of them will have been conditioned to that since their childhood. I must admit that given a credible path to exit the premises, I would have adopted my most effective Run-Fu tactics and exited stage left with all haste.

      4. commodious spittoon

        Are telescoping batons legal? Because of anything that seems like a pretty good thing to have around.

        1. SugarFree

          Not in the UK. The police can have them, but not the public.

          1. commodious spittoon

            Bleed out and think of England.

          2. WTF

            The UK is like New Jersey, New York, California, etc. – they insist that their citizens be completely unarmed victims.

    3. FreeSociety

      Why didn’t they form an old fashioned English mob and beat the fuckers to death?

      Good old fashioned people have been ostracized out of existence with relatively few exceptions.

    4. Pope Jimbo

      In my old age, I’m such a contrarian, I worry about what I would have done in that situation. I can see myself telling the cops to go fuck themselves and standing up.

      On the other hand, in the US I am scared enough of the cops to be worried that they might shoot my ass for failure to obey that I might duck and hide. Hard to say. probably depends on how many beers I had already consumed.

  29. Pat

    John Kerry Says U.S. Treats Muslims Better Than Britain and That’s Why U.K. Faces Extremism

    In separate interviews on Sunday former Secretary of State John Kerry and Vice Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee Mark Warner said that there have been fewer acts of domestic terror committed by Muslims in the United States because it has historically been more welcoming to Muslim immigrants.

    1. leonadasiv

      What an asshole

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      There is something to say for how Muslims are for the most part integrated here, as compared to Europe where most of them live in what are effectively ghettos.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        This, however, doesn’t seem to be what he’s talking about.

        Which is funny. I thought that the EU was so much better than us in this respect because they had hate speech laws and we allow microaggressions!

        1. Bobarian LMD

          But Brexit ruined Britain.

          /derp

      2. FreeSociety

        I think that’s more to do with the ocean then anything special the US is doing. Europe is right next door and at a much higher risk of receiving more of the lowest quality people of the Middle East. The United States has no silver bullet when it comes to race relations and cross-cultural incompatibilities. The network of racial laws, institutional biases and the utter pervasiveness of white guilt tells me that the United States is not an example to strive for.

      3. hate_speech

        In Maine at least, they are effectively in ghettos. They are also largely isolated from the larger community. My GF is a school counselor in the town with the highest muslim population (mostly Somali) and she talks about how the culture at large seems happy to just ignore all of the horrors that go on in that community. FGM being one of the most obvious. Polygamy is another.

        I’m fine with people wanting to stick to their in-group, but letting children be mutilated because we’re too afraid to say something is just shameful.

        1. Number.6

          You know where else you can find people who want to stick to their in-group?

          Rotherham.

          I know I’m gonna sound like a contributor to Taki’s Mag, but there’s no bright future in having unassimilated, self-imposed ghettos full of people whose fundamental world view is substantially different from the host country.

          1. hate_speech

            I don’t necessarily disagree with you, but historically, immigrants have tended to stick to their in-groups. There are Chinatowns in most major cities because of this phenomenon. It’s not necessarily a bad thing. Their kids tend to integrate. From what I’ve seen around here, this tends to be fairly true of the Somali population.

            The trouble comes in that Muslims seem inclined to establish parallel societies, including what are essentially vigilante legal organizations.

            I can’t help but feel that a lot of this could be solved by just taking a hard line against the hardliners. Rotherham was allowed to happen because of cowardice.

          2. Number.6

            First-generation immigrants? Sure. Makes perfect sense, and moving to a new, unfamiliar culture is stressful, uncertain and most immigrants benefit hugely from a ‘support network’ that a ghetto brings.

            The issue, of course, is that there’s a relatively common thread in European terror. Disaffected male youth; whether the children of those ‘normal’ immigrants, or young ‘singleton’ fresh immigrants who fit in in those ghettoes and are given protective cover within them, while they become radicalized. The West cannot rely on the derpy, stupid behavior many current ‘hardliners’ exhibit.

            Eventually they’ll figure out that they really shouldn’t be appearing on TV shows literally telling the kuffar what they’ll do. For a young (particularly unmarried, but married too) muslim man with a history of behavior which he believes damns him forever from paradise, the temptation to jihad – especially during Ramadan – probably doesn’t seem extreme at all.

            So, you either repress the ideology, deny muslim youth the ability to sin, or you eliminate the social support structure of the ghetto. There isn’t much more you can do other than make sure it happens over the border in someone else’s country. Of all the options, the latter is the most humane of a series of inhumane options.

            “Taking a hard line against the hardliners” is certainly an option – but the devil is in the details. What are the policy prescriptions which are wrapped up in the idea of “a hard line”?

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      John Kerry, Super Genius.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        +1 Acme Jubbah full of Composite 4

    4. straffinrun

      Oh c’mon, John. What’s more welcoming than offering up your 13 year olds for raping?

      1. Trigger Hippie

        +1 Lot

    5. WTF

      Or maybe we have relatively fewer problems with Muslims here because they are a much smaller percentage of the population.

      1. FreeSociety

        Don’t worry though, the left is working hard to make sure they reach a critical mass where they feel at ease enough to start acting out.

    6. FreeSociety

      John Kerry and Vice Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee Mark Warner said that there have been fewer acts of domestic terror committed by Muslims in the United States because it has historically been more welcoming to Muslim immigrants.

      I really appreciate what he concedes here. If you aren’t welcoming enough to the Muslims, they’ll start murdering and raping the host population. You know, just like the Irish or something.

      1. WTF

        Or the fucken Guineas!

        1. AlexinCT

          We prefer to be called Wops..

  30. straffinrun

    Colorado economy: Low unemployment, high pot sales

    He stressed the need to keep the size of the marijuana business in perspective.

    “We have a $28 billion state budget overall, and $200 million is just a drop in the bucket there.”

    1. Lachowsky

      “$200 million is just a drop in the bucket there.”

      Well good. Now that that is settled, You can remove all the taxes and regulations from the pot industry.

      1. *standing ovation*

    2. westernsloper

      “In the short term,” he tells CNBC, “more than 60, 000 employees” work in the clean energy sector in his state.

      *cough bull cough shit cough*

      Who? What companies? I would have to see some hard data to believe that one. There were some solar panel companies that got some good grant money for the connected owners years ago, but last I heard they were bankrupt environmental disasters awaiting cleanup.

      1. commodious spittoon

        It’s about two thousand industry employees and 58 thousand bureaucrats.

      2. mexican sharpshooter

        I don’t who, but somebody must own all those windmills. I don’t believe those are nearly as clean as they say either.

        1. hate_speech

          They kill a lot of fucking birds, that’s for sure.

          People don’t realize how fast those blades are turning because it looks like they’re moving slow. I assure you, they are not.

      3. Bobarian LMD

        clean energy sector

        Janitors who work at gas stations and refineries?

        1. JaimeRoberto

          Bus drivers.

  31. Juvenile Bluster

    The Guardian: “Here are 10 good reasons to dread 5 more years of May”

    Hell, if all of these are true, I’d probably move there so I could vote Conservative. You know, if she wasn’t a piece of shit otherwise (like, say, on *expanding* Britain’s already massive surveillance state). I especially like the criticism for her saying “There is no magic money tree”

    1. This great, economy-crushing austerity will stretch out for ever. Her first budget continues the tightening of the screw and reaffirms the intent to shrink the state to just 35% of GDP, far below any comparable EU country.

    2. Her “No deal is better than a bad deal” approach to Brexit is dishonest: she will be forced to backtrack as she must know no deal is the worst possible outcome. She approaches our neighbours as if declaring war, when staying close is an economic and geopolitical necessity in a threatening world. Her wisest words from the Home Office were these: “Remaining a member of the EU means we will be more secure from crime and terrorism.”

    3. “There is no magic money tree,” she brutally told a nurse who has had no pay rise in eight years, when she appeared on Question Time. She refuses to admit the NHS is in deep crisis. Until this week she said she had cut the police with no ill effect, so why shouldn’t the NHS tighten its belt? Those words on the police die on her lips now.

    4. Her U-turn on funding social care out of the untaxed capital gains of the older generation’s house-price bonanza shows how easily she can be blown over by any gust from moneyed interests. Her £1m inheritance tax threshold will strengthen the power of family wealth.

    5. Schools are, says the Institute for Fiscal Studies, facing their largest spending cut since the 1970s, as teachers and teaching assistants are shed and school places fall short.

    6. The Daily Mail, not her father’s church, is her spiritual guide, its editor, Paul Dacre, her compass. She never challenges its warped version of middle England. She dare not stand up to the Mail’s hard Brexit demands.

    7. Her dash to be first to hold Donald Trump’s hand shows her failure to understand how his presidency changes Britain’s global interests, and she fails to challenge him even on climate change.

    8. Her expansion of faith schools while allowing them 100% faith selection helps breed intolerance and segregation, just as her grammar schools breed social class division.

    9. Her £12bn benefit cuts will hit working families hardest: the IFS expects her to send a million more children into poverty. Deep cuts to disability benefits are a moral affront.

    10. Council cuts of 40% have devastated local services, social care and child protection, and closed libraries and swimming pools, day and Sure Start centres, with worse to come.

    1. straffinrun

      I don’t get #6. “Hard Brexit demands” being actually going through with Brexit?

      1. Pat

        We support the self-determination of everyone, except the ignorant rubes we have to share our country with.

    2. Slammer

      I wonder if “the Institute for Fiscal Studies” has ever taken a look at itself

  32. Tundra

    The singer isn’t the eye candy you got yesterday.

    Sez you. Ozzy is dead sexy.

  33. Rufus the Monocled

    Hey, how come we never hear of or about Hitler’s family?

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Sounds like a good cover story for not being able to get laid.

      2. Brett L

        That is fucking fascinating.

      3. Rufus the Monocled

        Huh.

        I guess no Todd Hitler will be coming around.

      4. KibbledKristen

        That was really interesting. Can you imagine being a kid in NY and your parents saying “Hey, listen – your Great Uncle? Literally Hitler.”

        1. leonadasiv

          Trump does have Great Nephews and Nices, so I’m sure this does happen.

        2. Brett L

          “I mean, not great, great. Just your grandma’s half-brother.”

      5. Number.6

        I used to have a second-in-command named “Mike Littler” who used to handle discipline in the team when one of the noob engineers got out of line harassing one of the female staff at the facility we manned (this is back in the UK in the 80’s). He relished that part of the job.

        Sadist.

      6. wdalasio

        That’s kind of sad. Why would someone refuse to have kids because a relative was an asshole?

    1. Bobarian LMD

      I saw a headline about Chelsea just yesterday.

      Oh, I thought we were talking about the other evil H.

  34. Juvenile Bluster

    Its a dark day for many of our college baseball faithful here at Glibs. I don’t know what else to say but that I’m sorry that everybody’s team seems to have been knocked out. I say we all find an underdog and jump on the bandwagon! Davidson? Wake Forest? SHSU? Aw, fuck it. Let’s just watch MLB now. And by “watch MLB”, I mean watch the Astros win again. At this rate they’re gonna have to start putting their magic number beside their name in the standings starting at the All-Star Break.

    I’m not too upset. UNCG managed to win a game and managed to take Clemson to its limit in two losses. Kind of cool just to see them in the postseason.

    I still have my Florida fandom (FSU) to follow now.

  35. Ken Shultz

    “A Breitbart News editor said on Monday that she had been fired from the conservative news site for the anti-Muslim tweets she sent after a terrorist attack in London on Saturday.

    The editor, Katie McHugh, who has written hundreds of articles for the site since 2015 and previously worked for The Daily Caller, said on Twitter, “Breitbart News fired me for telling the truth about Islam and Muslim immigration.” . . . . Shortly before 7 p.m. Saturday, Ms. McHugh tweeted, “There would be no deadly terror attacks in the U.K. if Muslims didn’t live there.”

    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/05/business/media/breitbart-editor-fired-tweets.html

    Three observations:

    1) Bretbart is probably trying too hard for mainstream acceptance.

    It’s never going to happen. The more they try to be accepted the mainstream, the more they’ll be hated for it by their fans. It’s like a hardcore band selling out.

    Here’s a video from that time Celtic Frost went glam.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI74tyUefY4

    Your fans will hate you for it. The mainstream will never accept you–not for selling out to them–anyway.

    I went to the show on that tour in Hollywood. The audience was mostly skinheads–and they got really violent towards the band.

    2) Does the alt-right have an aesthetic thing going, where you bug your eyes out to look like Pepe the Frog?

    McHugh’s got that look in her photos. It seems to be sort of like the alt-right version of a duck-face selfie.

    Communist dictators used to have an aesthetic thing, where they’d look at you kind of cross-eyed in photos as if they were so smart, they were slightly insane–not like the rest of us.

    3) There’s something very millennial about seeking money from anonymous strangers when something bad happens. It’s that all pervasive victim worship, I tells ya!

    A public victim of something is like the best thing you can be in their society. Then you get to turn yourself into a cause. Finally it happened to me! Now won’t you all send me some money?

    1. SugarFree

      Don’t stick it in crazy, Ken.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Looks like someone already is in that picture.

        1. SugarFree

          It’s a carefully produced and cropped image of her.

          Kill it! Kill it with fire!

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Nice fivehead.

            Hawt

          2. Ken Shultz

            But that’s not the picture she uses!

            For her social media, etc., she wants the bug-eyed one. Yeah, carefully produced, cropped, chosen, . . .

            She wants to look like that.

          3. Scruffy Nerfherder

            I don’t really blame her for not using the pic where she pulled out half of her eyebrow hairs.

          4. SugarFree

            Trichotillomania (trik-o-til-o-MAY-nee-uh), also called hair-pulling disorder, is a mental disorder that involves recurrent, irresistible urges to pull out hair from your scalp, eyebrows or other areas of your body, despite trying to stop.

          5. straffinrun

            I bet Ivan Lendl had that. It was torture watching him serve because his routine included yanking out eyebrow hairs.

          6. Bobarian LMD

            It feels like SF has a hotkey set up just to post that definition.

          7. She’s got a monster forehead. Also, don’t her eyes look just a little too far apart? Like those fucking gypsies that live in North Augusta, SC?
            Anybody from the Deep South will know who I’m talking about. Those motherfuckers run their scams all over the place down there.

          8. Ken Shultz

            Are you talkin’ ’bout Irish Travelers?

          9. Number.6

            I think he’s picking on my people.

          10. Ken Shultz

            Are you Irish?

            Picking on Irish Travelers isn’t necessarily picking on the Irish. They’re probably hated more by the Irish than anybody.

            Brad Pitt played an Irish Traveler in “Snatch”.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySyBMTo-1sc

            People call them “gypsies” because they travel around en masse and thought to work scams, but they’re not the Roma.

          11. Number.6

            “Real” Gypsy.

            Lock up your horses, children and anything that ain’t bolted down to the floor.

          12. Ken Shultz

            It’s a different ethnic group but the same idea.

            People on the road a lot tend to do the same kinds of things, I guess–and drifters (Roma, Irish Travelers, or others) tend to get blamed whenever something bad happens.

            A lot of the prejudice is probably a function of the anonymity. in smaller towns, everybody knows everybody else, where they live, etc. Then a group of people come to town, and nobody knows if they’re who they say they are, and nobody knows where they live. It probably makes them seem . . . unaccountable.

            That’s the way people see drifters, too–it’s just that with some groups its tied to ethnicity and has a longer history.

          13. Number.6

            Well, historically, Roma (at least in Britain) were pretty cavalier about property rights. Centuries of oppression by ‘gadjes’ inevitably led a lot of them to realize that if they were going to be blamed for every minor disappearance that happened, they might as well get the benefits.

            Again, in Britain, some of the reputation for dishonesty came from their horse trading. Inevitably, they’d have foals and yearlings for sale that weren’t exactly great buys, and typically an experienced breeder would have numerous ways of hiding those defects, just like an unscrupulous used car salesman. And it was easy to blame the gypsy trader for a poor buying decision when explaining the purchase to friends.

            They were also some of the last holdouts in running dog- and cock-fighting, which further burnished their ‘disreputable’ status.

          14. Bobarian LMD

            Here in the States, you run into the ones who selling blacktop for your drive-way.

            Story is it’s left-over from some big job, and they’ll let you have the left-over for a steal.

            It is a steal, and you’re the one getting robbed.

          15. Stinky Wizzleteats

            They paved my parents’ driveway-did a helluva job. Seriously, I was really surprised.

          16. Number.6

            They’re not *all* shiftless ne’er-do-wells.

          17. Bobarian LMD

            I know the ones who came thru here some years ago did driveways that looked really good and held up for probably 6 months; then they basically disintegrated.

            My FiL told them to fuck off, and then fucked with his neighbor for years over getting ripped off by em.

      2. THAT COMMON LOOK WHEN STEVE SMITH STICK IT IN CRAZY. OR ANYTHING ELSE!

        1. bacon-magic

          OH MY

    2. ChipsnSalsa

      2) Does the alt-right have an aesthetic thing going, where you bug your eyes out to look like Pepe the Frog?

      Their eyes are open to the truth.

    3. Apples and Knives

      “There would be no deadly terror attacks in the U.K. if Muslims didn’t live there.”

      A testament to the lasting power of the Good Friday Agreement, I guess. We hear about a bombing or shooting in the UK and don’t automatically think IRA or UDA anymore.

      1. FreeSociety

        Yeah I don’t see anything controversial about that statement.

  36. Pat

    Feds Wouldn’t Prosecute NASA Intern Caught Downloading Kiddie Porn

    Federal attorneys decided not to prosecute Arthemuel Panes Hernaez, despite his possessing around 1,000 pornographic images of children. Hernaez was later prosecuted in a local court but was only sentenced to four months in county jail after the judge feared a longer stretch could cost Hernaez his NASA internship.

    1. Brett L

      I don’t get too exercised about this stuff without knowing what’s going on. Is he watching pubescent 17 year olds or prepubescent 7 year olds. It makes a difference over how I react.

      1. Pat

        Didn’t say what ages in the story or the linked document. The one thing I’m pretty damn sure about is that no judge in the country has ever handed down a truncated sentence on kiddie porn charges to spare some common pleb his job.

    2. Affluenza: not just for rich, white dudes anymore!

    1. bacon-magic

      *drops gloves throws up devil horns*

  37. Ken Shultz

    Time for the progressives to go fully hypocrite–like full retard hypocrite.

    “A 25-year-old government contractor was arrested over the weekend and charged with leaking a secret report to a news organization that described some of Russia’s election-related hacking activities, according to court papers and U.S. officials briefed on the case.”

    Reality Leigh Winner was charged with removing classified information and mailing it to [The Intercept]”

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/u-s-charges-contractor-with-leaking-nsa-document-on-russian-hacking-1496710598

    The main reason Ed Snowden was hounded and hated by so many on the left wasn’t because he leaked to the press. It was because he made Barack Obama look bad–in the progressive mind, that was the worst thing you could do.

    Now the same progressives who slogged Snowden like a traitor for leaking to the press will be holding this leaker up as the best thing since Rosa Parks–as sure as the sun will rise tomorrow.

    1. Lachowsky

      The sun is not going to rise tomorrow, Ken. Didn’t you hear. We pulled out of the Paris agreement. The end of the world is nigh upon us.

  38. Tundra

    Alex Honnold is insane.

    Northern California native Alex Honnold became the first person ever to “free solo” Yosemite National Park’s 3,000-foot tall El Capitan on Saturday — a death-defying achievement in which the climber foresook protective ropes and harnesses.

    Using only his hands and feet, the 31-year-old reached the top of the granite monolith in under four hours. It was a journey he spent two years preparing for, according to the Associated Press.

    Just looking at the pics makes me nervous. I can’t imagine being able to ignore the 3,000 feet of empty air beneath you.

    Impressive dude.

    1. Brett L

      Yes, how he managed to drag his gigantic balls up that climb with no rope is a mystery.

      1. leonadasiv

        I couldn’t have put it better.

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      I don’t see the point of rock climbing.

      1. to get to the top?

      2. Pat

        Physical challenge often culminating in breathtaking views inaccessible from nearly any other vantage point.

        I haven’t been since I was a kid, but it was a lot of fun.

      3. Atanarjuat

        I only climb steel trusses, but I can say going up anything is exhilarating.

      4. straffinrun

        How else would you escape from Alcatraz?

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Or New York?

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      He used his hands? What a pussy.

    4. Ken Shultz

      There’s a perfectly good trail zigzagging up the back of El Capitan, too.

      Old ladies walk up it. It takes a lot less than four hours.

    5. straffinrun

      That is amazing.

    6. Drake

      Working to overcome fear

      Uh, no. Fear is quite useful and shouldn’t be overcome unless you are in a battle or protecting your family.

  39. Slammer

    Uber wants to open a headquarters in Oakland. But, The People’s Republic of Oakland (No Uber Oakland) is giving them a list of DEMANDS.

    1. leonadasiv

      Does this “No Uber Oakland” own every available Real Estate place? No? Then i don’t know why they think they should be successful in pushing demands.

      1. Atanarjuat

        I bet they, or someone they know intimately, owns all of the taxi medallions and several local politicians though.

      2. See: Chik-Fil-A and the progressive cities that did the same bullshit to them.

        1. leonadasiv

          It drives me crazy that courts will grant groups like this standing. As my parents used to say “Your dog ain’t in this hunt”

        2. Lachowsky

          I drive by a Chil-Fil-A on my way to work. Back a few years ago when the big boycott Chick-Fil-A hubbub was going on, a small group of protestors decided to stand in the parking lot with their signs and have a little protest.

          I have never seen that place a tenth as packed with customers as it was that day. The drive through line was backed up into the road. There were people waiting in line outside to get in and order. I remember the manager actually send some food and drink to the protestors, who were being aggressively ignored by everyone else.

          1. R C Dean

            I remember the manager actually send some food and drink to the protestors,

            Why not? Sounds like they were really helping his business.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      What a bunch of twats.

      If you don’t like Uber, don’t use it. Otherwise shut your piehole.

    3. Zero Sum Game

      White people move out: white flight.
      White people move in: gentrification.

      We can only conclude that white people may stop existing now, as there is nowhere for them to live.

      1. FreeSociety

        This guy gets it

    4. Q Continuum

      Why do these companies continue to want to be located in the Bay Area? A metro that is exceptionally hostile to free enterprise in a state that’s exceptionally hostile to free enterprise. Is it about social signaling and feelz? If I had a start-up with potential billions in market cap, I’d be setting it up in Wyoming or something.

      1. robc

        I think the theory is that is where the employees want to be.

        But I think you could set up plenty of places and they would be happy. Maybe not Wyoming. Nashville or something.

        1. A Leap at the Wheel

          If I was opening an engineering office, it would be in Salt Lake City. Lots of normies with good technical skills, just don’t ask them to work too much overtime.

    5. Whos Yer Poppy

      “Support Mass Transit”? Really?

  40. Pat

    6 Baltimore schools, no students proficient in state tests

    BALTIMORE (WBFF) — A Project Baltimore investigation has found five Baltimore City high schools and one middle school do not have a single student proficient in the state tested subjects of math and English.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      IT’S ALL BETSY DEVOS’S FAULT

    2. NEEDZ MOAR “RESOURCES”.

      1. Tundra

        iPads for everyone!!

        1. AlexinCT

          So they can play poker online?

      2. Trolleric the Goth

        MONEY IS THE METRIC!

    3. straffinrun

      Probably no teachers either.

    4. robc

      Achievement Academy at Harbor City

      Ummm….I think a renaming may be in order.

      1. Agent Cooper

        It’s a city that harbors ignoramuses!

  41. Pope Jimbo

    Climate Change!!!!

    Scientific data of a new ice age

    Something odd happened on the shore of Lake Superior Sunday: The temperature dropped 27 degrees in just 21 minutes.

    The temperature was 81 degrees at 2:53 p.m., and it dropped to 54 degrees at 3:14 p.m., according to measurements at Sky Harbor Airport in Duluth:

    1. leonadasiv

      Gosh, that kinda change can kill people. (okay i don’t know if it actually can but it would certainly be quite a shock)

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        It can. I’ve been on a mountain when a front rolled thru and the temps dropped precipitously. It put a couple of people into hypothermia because they weren’t prepared for it.

        1. AlexinCT

          TELL THEM ABOUT SHRINKAGE PLEASE, JERRY!

    2. straffinrun

      You know what else happened the last time the gales of November came early?

      1. Tundra

        Gitche Gumee is an unforgiving bitch, straffin.

        1. straffinrun

          It’s been good knowin’ ya.

          1. straffinrun

            And for you whipper snappers, a classic song.

      2. Pope Jimbo

        The Armistice Day Blizzard?

        145 people died on 11/11/1940 when a blizzard hit in Minnesoda.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Why the fuck would anyone want to be outside in Minnesoda in November? March or October are a stretch.

          1. Pope Jimbo

            Hunting. Most of the people who died in that blizzard were hunters out on the rivers who got surprised by the storm.

            And November is fine if you ain’t a pussy or something.

      3. Agent Cooper

        Axl Rose played the piano?

    3. Brett L

      The most impressive temperature change in U.S. weather records occurred on January 22, 1943 in Spearfish, S.D.
      The temperature rose 49 degrees in just two minutes in Spearfish that day. A couple hours later, it dropped 58 degrees in 27 minutes.

      I am trying to think of how that works without there being moisture on the bulb and coming up short. My oven doesn’t respond that well.

      1. I can attest to some insane temp drops occurring in a few miles of driving. Cross over the ridge on hwy 46 between Paso Robles to Cambria, CA. On some summer days, it’ll drop 30-40° in a matter of five miles.
        It’s really bizarre.

        1. KibbledKristen

          Same with Julian, Ca to Borrego Springs. But that’s obviously a terrain-induced temp change. But we always got such a kick out of watching the car’s external thermometer go from 60’s in Julian to 90-something in Borrego.

        2. Brett L

          Yeah, I’m just trying to think through how air warms 50 degrees in the same place in 2 minutes without there being a grass fire underneath the thermometer.

          1. Number.6

            I was caught on the flanks of a typhoon once, and although I didn’t have a thermometer handy, I’m pretty sure the ‘front’ that passed thru’ carried a 20 degree change.

            Not that I was concentrating on the air temperature that much at the time.

          2. R C Dean

            how air warms 50 degrees in the same place in 2 minutes

            Its different air, brought in by a front passing through. I’ve been through “blue northers” in Texas – temp drops muy rapido as cold winds blow from the north pushing out the warmer air. Probably seen some 25 degree temp drops in 15 – 20 minutes.

          3. Bobarian LMD

            Ft Irwin CA.

            Summer flash flood rain.

            125 – 75 almost instantaneously. Rains like living hell for 15 minutes. 45 minutes later, you’d never know it rained except for the rocks and gravel washed across the road.

          4. peachy rex

            Yep. I’ve been caught in Chicago a few times that way, including twice this spring – you can *feel* the front as it passes over you. Fortunately, every time the temps have merely dropped from warm to cold, rather than from cold to frigid.

    4. Minnesota, eh? Ya!

      1. Pope Jimbo

        I think you mean “Uffda” Sunshine

    5. Rufus the Monocled

      I don’t doubt shysters like Gore and Nye and people who depend on research grants would shift on a dime if it meant threatening their scam and livelihood without a single hint of shame.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        The most infuriating thing about it is that they would never even admit that they were predicting warming earlier either. They (and the MSM) would simply say “We’ve always been at war with Eastasia” and dismiss anyone who points out the truth as a crank.

  42. Enough About Palin

    Greatest Headline Ever!

    Salmonella Scare: CDC tells chicken owners to hold back on heavy petting…

    http://www.denverpost.com/2017/06/05/backyard-chickens-salmonella/

    1. Lachowsky

      Heavy petting. hmmm.

      SIV hardest hit.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Imma guess that SIV has a natural immunity.

    2. westernsloper

      America’s love affair with backyard chickens is a tad too intimate,

      I try to not be judgemental.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    reaffirms the intent to shrink the state to just 35% of GDP, far below any comparable EU country.

    Holy fuck.

    ARMAGEDDON!

    1. leonadasiv

      Let’s reastate that with different, but equal numbers.

      “reaffirms the intent to shrink the state to just over 1/3 of GDP”

      Is that something that we should be terrified of? That the state will be only 1/3 of everything in the country.

    2. american socialist

      Which country is this?

      1. straffinrun

        The one without Roadz?

        1. Q Continuum

          SOMALIA!!!!!

  44. KibbledKristen

    Why isn’t the movie Willow available for digital download? DVD, my ass.

    1. Brett L

      I don’t even have time to describe the intricacies, but let’s just say that Val Kilmer was supposed to play Obi Wan in the Sequels prequels but couldn’t get in shape, so Lucas got shitty about the rights.

    2. Pomp

      +excellent dwarf actor

    3. Private Chipperbot

      I enjoy that movie and his wife was a total babe. My kids still throw it in to watch on camping trips.

  45. Certified Public Asshat

    All this romper talk for men is hiding the real issue. Rompers on women are terrible too.

    1. Q Continuum

      Rompers are for people under age 5 only. No exceptions.

      1. Brett L

        I contend that they are for people who wear diapers. Otherwise you have to completely undress to sit on the toilet. At least the rompers on the little-littles have the snaps on the bottom.

        Maybe I could start marketing those.

        1. As long as the glorious unionsuit is left alone, you guys do whatever you want.

      2. What about jumpsuits?

        1. Tundra

          Mandatory.

        2. Brett L

          If you want to cut the arms and legs off a jumpsuit, I’ll give you a pass for your Redneck Romper.

          1. Seguin

            It’s a Speed Suit!

          1. Q Continuum

            Is that Keystone?

          2. KibbledKristen

            Copper – top of Rendezvous, with the Ten Mile Range in the background.

          3. Q Continuum

            Nice. Copper is my second fav place to go, after Keystone.

          4. KibbledKristen

            Unfortunately, Keystone (and most resorts, TBH), don’t have the variety of green terrain I like. Copper has the best variety that I’ve ever seen. Beaver Creek comes close, but who can afford that?

          5. straffinrun

            I loved Keystone back in the day. Everybody was lighting up on the Gangala.

          6. Q Continuum

            In reality, my very favorite place is Wolf Creek, but it’s too far for a day trip. You should try it sometime, so much less crowded and shitloads of snow (consistently the most in the state).

          7. KibbledKristen

            Jeepers creepers – that is hell-and-gone from anywhere! Being middle aged and having some disposable income means I like amenities like ski-in, ski-out, and quick access from a major airport.

          8. Number.6

            Shameless self-promotion. On Imgur, no less.

          9. KibbledKristen

            When you rock an 80’s-style ski romper as hard as I did, you gotta share it with the world

          10. Tundra

            Respect.

          11. rainbows *spreads hands like Spongebob*

        3. Lachowsky

          Not exactly a jumpsuit, but I frequently wear carhart coveralls in the winter. SRND.

  46. Q Continuum

    Good to know that the color of your skin makes to a terrorist. Especially from such a reliable source (Reality Winner? Srsly? Did her parents hate her or something?)

    http://dailycaller.com/2017/06/05/nsa-leaker-being-white-is-terrorism/

    1. Private Chipperbot

      Having never needed a security clearance, I don’t understand the process. Wouldn’t this behavior raise some red flags for the gov’t, if not her employer?

      1. Q Continuum

        She got her initial clearance when she became an Air Force linguist. Beyond that, I’d think that perhaps the reason they nabbed her so quickly is that they were already keeping an eye on her for just that reason. Saying crazy shit on social media is not a reason, in and of itself, to get a clearance yanked, but it would probably attract scrutiny.

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          Considering the languages she was proficient in, I wouldn’t put it past the Air Force to overlook a few things in getting her that clearance either.

          1. Number.6

            Well, someone’s signature would be on an incriminating piece of paper somewhere. I’d like to think someone pulls on all the threads and follows this to a logical endpoint.

            What would be nice is if this really is a technical and non-damaging leak that scares the fucking bejaysus out of the community and personnel start treating their clearances seriously. But I ain’t holding my breath.

          2. Bobarian LMD

            Getting a TS is a long and expensive process, and the government is seriously backed up in the process.

            So much time is spent on the new ones there is a significant short-coming in reviewing those who already have one.

            If local command/security doesn’t watch then there’s little chance of problems getting caught before they get out of hand.

        2. commodious spittoon

          She got her initial clearance when she became an Air Force linguist.

          Cunning!

          1. Q Continuum

            Word on the street is that she can do some magic with that tongue.

    2. FreeSociety

      My wife’s fat white dyke of a boss told me during some chit chat that “White people just need to die” to make the country a more free place. Never change, left.

      1. Q Continuum

        She needs to lead by example.

      2. Trolleric the Goth

        ask her if you can have her stuff when she offs herself

  47. Q Continuum

    I guess there’s a wider range than “Feed me” and “I would kill you if I were a little bigger”.

    http://pets.webmd.com/cats/features/cat-body-language#1

    1. Closer and closer, they inch forward until they reach arousal threshold. Then they pounce and kill.

      I thought this was about cats.

      1. STEVE SMITH WANT CORRECTION – POUNCE AND RAPE, NOT KILL. SOME DO NOT SURVIVE, TRUE…

        1. Number.6

          STEVE SMITH ONLY GUILTY OF AFFECTION AFORETHOUGHT. MALICE AFORETHOUGHT NOT ENTER MIND.”

  48. Q Continuum

    In my continued attempt to make Tits Tuesday a thing, here you go.

    http://thechive.com/2017/06/05/flbp-because-flbp-right-37-photos/

    1. bacon-magic

      It took my company firewall .2 seconds to block that.

      1. Q Continuum

        Dern. Supposed to be SFW (if borderline). Bookmark it and check it out at home when you’re free to head to your bunk.

  49. Q Continuum

    And a bonus, because this was too good not to include.

    http://thechive.com/2017/06/06/tugsville-population/

    1. Q Continuum

      Number 10 plz.

      1. Tundra

        8.

        1. Q Continuum

          22 looks pretty T H I C C.

    2. straffinrun

      The only pics I see as I scroll are of cat butts and lumpy headed alt right chicks. Think we need to give Q the power.

      1. Q Continuum

        The power to change the world with my righteous tears and sincere feelz?

        1. Trolleric the Goth

          only Qcanfixit?

  50. KibbledKristen

    No Manly Monday and no Antiques Roadshow. Yesterday sucked.

    1. Q Continuum

      Kristen, Jesse and Rhywun haz sadz.

    2. Lachowsky

      Antiques road show is the original pawn stars.

      1. KibbledKristen

        Only classy. With the Keno bros and that hipster dude in the funny suits and the gun guy who reminds me of Foghorn Leghorn and the grown-up Urkel doll guy and the slickster Armenian jewelry guy.

      2. Number.6

        Y’all need to get hold of some of the original British shows. The bizarre personalities in their versions make the American version look very staid and boring.

        Same thing with “Whose Line is it Anyway”.

        1. KibbledKristen

          I DVR the British shows because my DVR can’t differentiate between the two versions. I think it’s rather boring. One time I saw a couple get an appraisal for £500k and they just said “Oh, that’s quite nice.” Fuck off with your stuff upper lip! Plus, my local PBS keeps showing the same dozen or so episodes over and over again, despite the fact the show has been on the air for almost 40 years.

          1. Number.6

            Not enough explosions?

          2. KibbledKristen

            More like too much English circumspection. If someone told me I was sitting on a $600k painting, I would defecate in my pants, not say “Oh, well, that’s quite lovely”.

          3. Number.6

            I bet you don’t even cut the crusts off your cucumber sandwiches for high tea, do you?

          4. KibbledKristen

            I like my tea Devon-style.

  51. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Twitter Tard Tuesday

    Thanks to austerity, billionaires have free reign to experiment on children. Nothing dystopian here.

    1. I want a child with four arms to work my monocle polishing factory.

    2. mr simple

      That guy has a Ph.D. from Chicago Dept. of Econ. That used to mean something.

    3. ChipsnSalsa

      using some of the same techniques that have made their companies linchpins of the American economy.

      Lets get this straight. Facebook is not a linchpin of the economy. If FB unplugged (we plead you Lord for such a day) the economy would not break down into shatters. We may see marked improvement with employee productivity actually.

      Also, run this guy out of town for using linchpin.

      1. R C Dean

        Also, run this guy out of town for using linchpin.

        I know, so racist, right?

    4. Raston Bot

      somebody tweet him that Baltimore schools link showing 5 or 6 city schools with zero students proficient in math and english.

  52. bacon-magic

    Black Sabbath Paranoid and Rush 2112 were the first cassette tapes I ever bought. I love you Sloopy.

    1. straffinrun

      Pyromania. Didn’t hold up to the test of time.

      1. Number.6

        Hysteria did though. I still run that regularly.

    2. robc

      I love the 2112 story from their documentary. If unfamiliar, the label was going to drop them, their management begged to get one more album, promised radio friendly tracks. They said, “Screw it, lets go down doing what we love.” The label gave it no advertising and it sold entirely by work of mouth and eventually went platinum. After that, Rush had the power to do whatever they wanted.

      1. Drake

        Yes! Was that “Behind the Music” or something similar? I loved it.

        You want short pop-songs? Fuck-you, here’s an album with a single 20-minute song as side 1.

        1. robc

          Beyond the Lighted Stage.

        2. robc

          I wanted them to play 2112 in its entirety for their HOF induction as a big FU to Jann Wenner.

          They did play the prelude.

    3. robc

      90125.

      1. Number.6

        I’m a huge Yes fan, and unfortunately, 90125 just never did it for me. Most disappointing.

        1. robc

          It was their last truly excellent album, IMO. Sure it is missing Steve Howe, but I thought Rabin did a fine job. Different direction obviously.

          Everything after that was disappointing. Good songs here and there, but overall nothing to compare with 1970s era Yes.

          Relayer is, of course, their best album.

          1. Bobarian LMD

            You’re not an Owner of a Lonely Heart?

          2. Number.6

            No, but he’s seen all good people.

          3. Number.6

            It was nice to see them get into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, if bittersweet, at last.

            They should have been there years ago, with Chris Squire playing, but Geddy Lee was a credible stand-in.

    4. Yusef drives a Kia

      Listened to 2112 Last night, holds up well

  53. Pope Jimbo

    Fun with statistics!

    15% of the hourly workers in Minnesoda make less than the $9.50/hr minimum (tip credit or small company)
    46% of min wage workers are older than 24

    I’m not a great math mind, but that seems like a big nothingburger. Sounds like a lot of teenagers make minimum wage.

  54. The Late P Brooks

    Nice. Copper is my second fav place to go, after Keystone.

    A-basin or GTFO.

    1. Q Continuum

      Crested Butte!

  55. The Late P Brooks

    15% of the hourly workers in Minnesoda make less than the $9.50/hr minimum

    What do we imagine the marginal return on those workers to be?

    1. Pope Jimbo

      How many of them are tipped (and not reporting actual tips, but the minimum)?

  56. mr simple

    Its a dark day for many of our college baseball faithful here at Glibs.

    Why Kentucky has mad it to their first super regional ever. And Louisville is still in it. And, one of them is guaranteed to make the CWS.

    1. Drake

      They have schools on retard-island?

    2. SugarFree

      I had to explain to everyone at work what I was laughing about.

    3. The Other Kevin

      Uh-oh, looks like we have some escapees from the milking room.

    4. The Other Kevin

      Also, everyone tuck your pants into your socks.

    5. commodious spittoon

      But Department of Education officials said it is an island-wide issue that did not originate on school property.

      BULLSHIT. Everybody knows rats spontaneously generate from rags and debris left in a corner.

  57. The Late P Brooks

    Closer and closer, they inch forward until they reach arousal threshold. Then they pounce and kill.

    Slowly I turned. Inch by inch…

  58. commodious spittoon

    Andrew McCarthy to Theresa May: No, “Islamist extremism” is not the problem. Islamism is extreme by its very nature.

    Does the incontestable existence of moderate Muslim individuals necessarily translate into a coherent, viable doctrine of moderate Islam? Turkey’s President Recep Tayyip Erdogan, to take just one very influential Muslim leader, says no: The West’s invocation of “moderate Islam” is “ugly,” he counters, because “Islam is Islam, and that’s it.” Erdogan is a close ally of the Muslim Brotherhood, the world’s most influential Islamist organization. If he’s right that there’s just one true Islam, rest assured that it’s not friendly to the West. Erdogan describes the Western call for Muslim migrants to assimilate in their new European societies as “a crime against humanity.”

    Islamism seems comparable to Communism: antithetical to Western pluralism, a death knell for freedom and prosperity, and ever striving toward an apocalyptic confrontation with liberal democracies.

    1. FreeSociety

      And the left is forcing everyone to bend over backwards to accommodate them in all their numbers, while no insignificant portion of those migrants openly state that their intention is conquest.

  59. Pope Jimbo

    Market failure!

    But hotdogs aren’t like health care. Insurance is much more complicated — and with thousands of intricate parts to it, producers understand far more than consumers. Insurers have a monopoly of information and with this unequal understanding it is often difficult to determine what a fair price is, what coverage is actually provided, and how much is truly needed. This is a situation ripe for imperfect competition, an economic phenomenon defined by faulty market functioning that results in poor societal distribution.

    Healthcare is different from food trucks because health care is just too complicated.

    1. The Other Kevin

      Talk about missing the point. It’s too expensive precisely because it is too complicated, which in our current system is by design.

    2. Tundra

      God dammit! That’s exactly why competition works!

      *throws laptop across the office*

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Krugnuts approves of your actions to stimulate the economy Tundra.

        But maybe now that Trump is President, he doesn’t want the economy to take off because you have to buy a new laptop?

    3. FreeSociety

      Where does she think these “thousands of intricate parts” come from? Some from contract law certainly, but I dare say that the vast majority of complicated moving parts that make healthcare provision into a costly fiasco are statutory laws and their associated regulations.

      1. intricate? Like a butterfly on a wheel? *plays The Mission*

        1. Number.6

          I was thinking more like a Rube Goldberg machine, really.

    4. robc

      This week’s econ talk is about the history of health care in the USA and how/why we ended up using the insurance model and how/why that isn’t anything like where the market would have taken us too.

      I haven’t finished it yet, but its a good one.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Bah!

      2. FreeSociety

        If they don’t touch on FDRs wage and price controls, they’re doing it wrong.

        1. robc

          It has only been mentioned a bit so far, a lot has to do with pre-FDR.

          The AMA opposing Doctors groups and insurance at first. And using the power of licensing to eliminate doctors who wanted alternate methods.

          Then getting on board and pushing the insurance model to prevent socialized medicine proposals under FDR/Truman.

          They have touched on the problem with employer supplied insurance, but didnt cover the reason that took off, at least yet.

        2. commodious spittoon

          It goes a bit deeper than that, but it’s inextricably tied up with progressivism. Essentially, insurers and the AMA could both feel the breeze of nationalization blowing their way. What eventually became Medicaid was an effort to head off single-payer by creating an option nobody, neither doctors nor insurers, wanted, but they didn’t want it less than they didn’t want outright nationalization.

        3. FreeSociety

          I’d be interested to hear more about the RUC (?), the technocratic committee within the AMA that de facto sets the pricing for virtually all mainstream medical procedures. They pass “recommendations” onto Medicare/Medicaid for pricing, those “recommendations” are followed 98% of the time, then the insurance companies look to Medicare/Medicaid to inform their own pricing and compensation, for legal reasons that I’m not entirely familiar with.

    5. commodious spittoon

      Russ had a very interesting guest on this week to discuss the history and state of health insurance regulation. Well worth an hour of your time.

    6. R C Dean

      This is a situation ripe for imperfect competition

      Indeed it is, but in no small part because the insurance industry is a crony racket. Its a monopsony by design, with a handful of very large firms wielding uncontested market power due to, in part, state licensing regulations.

  60. Be prepared for a serious change in music direction the rest of this week in the links.

    I need to get prepped up for the Thursday night concert here in town.

    1. Tundra

      NOOOOOOO!

      Not country! Say it ain’t so, Sloopy!

      1. Number.6

        Sloopy is actually Gordie Tapp, and we’re gonna have re-runs of Hee Haw.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Imma pickin’ and a he’s a grinnin’!

      2. Good lord, no.

        Let’s just say there’ll be changes in latitudes. And changes in attitudes.

        1. Tundra

          Ah, got it.

          *makes note to pick up tequila and limes*

    2. Hip Hop? *grinds teeth*

    1. robc

      There is an obvious second option.

      1. commodious spittoon

        I’m just not into guys that way, you know?

        1. robc

          That wasn’t the one I was going for, but I guess that would be the third option (although Q came up with castration too, so now we have four).

          1. Bobarian LMD

            I don’t mind chronic masturbation, but it sure seems to bother the guy I share a cubicle with.

    2. Number.6

      That’s the best way of being safe from ONE FORM of financial extortion. Fortunately, modern society has plenty of other ways to fuck you over.

  61. The Late P Brooks

    This is a situation ripe for imperfect competition, an economic phenomenon defined by faulty market functioning that results in poor societal distribution.

    And this is why some bureaucrat in Washington should set prices and approve treatments.

    Which reminds me

    Neither the Affordable Care Act nor the Republicans’ American Health Care Act addresses the way specialists are corrupting our health care system. What we really need is what I’d call a Health Care Accountability Act.

    This law would return primary care to the primary care physician. Every patient should have one trusted doctor who is responsible for his or her overall health. Resources must be allocated to expand those doctors’ education and training. And then we have to pay them more.

    There are approximately 860,000 practicing physicians in the United States today, and too few — about a third — deliver primary care. In general, they make less than half as much money as specialists. I advocate a 10 percent to 20 percent reduction in specialist reimbursement, with that money being allocated to primary care doctors.

    Let the Ministry of Plenty set wages and prices. What could possibly go wrong?

    1. commodious spittoon

      This is something the Econtalk interview addressed, too: there’s no ownership of patient healthcare, and billable hours is the chief metric of success.

      Under today’s system, somebody who is really sick has to navigate, you know, a bevy of different specialties–passed off from . . . their general practitioner, to perhaps the cardiologist and perhaps a surgeon. And they have to navigate all these different physicians. Now, if they are having a hard time even finding a diagnosis, under our current system a doctor can only do so much for them that is billable, and they are just going to send them off to a specialist. And nobody might ever even know if that person gets a correct diagnosis. There’s no way–the person could die soon afterward and nobody would even know because nobody really owns that patient, so to speak.

      1. R C Dean

        I’m gonna say they are wrong about this:

        And nobody might ever even know if that person gets a correct diagnosis. There’s no way–the person could die soon afterward and nobody would even know because nobody really owns that patient, so to speak.

        I’m currently defending a portfolio of probably 10 cases based on blown diagnoses. Responsibility for missing the diagnosis (“owning the patient”) will most definitely be assigned, with consequences.

        1. commodious spittoon

          Fair enough, but that still seems like a horse and barn door problem. And doesn’t that speak to the arms race between tort lawyers and malpractice insurers than it does a healthy feedback mechanism between patients and doctors?

    2. R C Dean

      And, he manages to miss the fact that increasingly, primary care isn’t delivered by doctors, but by nurse practitioners.

      There has been an ugly street fight going for decades as physicians try to keep nurses from horning in on their turf.

      1. Number.6

        I trust my prostate and all my other bits to my nurse practitioner without any qualms. I wouldn’t let my actual PCP within yards of any of them.

        Anything that upsets the AMA is OK by me. The fact that my NP looks like Kate Upton and has proven ability in diagnosing medical conditions above and beyond my PCP is icing on the cake.

        Let the denunciations about euphemisms commence!

        1. Pope Jimbo

          When my father has had his run ins with major medical issues and had to be hospitalized, it became very clear to me that the nurses actually ran the hospital. Sort of like the military, the officers run around all puffed up with their importance (and a few of them are very good), but the real way to get shit done is to talk to the NCO’s.

          My mother – a committed feminist – was the worst person in the world about condescending to the nurses. I was always apologizing for her (and a lot of her antics were caused by her freaking out about Dad) and trying to convince her that the nurses were the people we needed to be sucking up to.

          BTW it was a nurse who figured out that my father had Guillain-Barre disease, not the doc. She had seen one case before and asked if that could be it.

          1. WTF

            A nurse’s primary job is to keep the doctor from killing you.

          2. Number.6

            It was my NP that (I’d argue *conclusively*) refuted the diagnosis that a medical problem I had about 8 years ago was not a cardiac condition.

            This was borne out when six months later, I had 2 trips to the ER where they diagnosed an Elder Gods Grade misbehaving gall bladder.

  62. Q Continuum

    Paging Mr. Lizard. Mr. Lizard to the white courtesy telephone.

    http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2017/06/05/carle-place-reptile-house/

  63. mexican sharpshooter

    From my inbox this morning: https://www.va.gov/opa/pressrel/pressrelease.cfm?id=2914

    our current VistA system is in need of major modernization to keep pace with the improvements in health information technology and cybersecurity, and software development is not a core competency of VA.

    I said recently to Congress that I was committed to getting VA out of the software business, that I didn’t see remaining in that business as benefitting Veterans. And, because of that, we’re making a decision to move towards a commercial off-the-shelf product.

    So yesterday I had to pull data for a national consult audit. I had to open CPRS, verify PHI, find the note, then find the consult, then go to VistAWeb and find the consult there. Once I had it in VistAWeb I had to print it to OneNote where it was saved as a docx, then take a screenshot of CPRS to verify documentation was linked back to the initial consult. Then I went to the audit portal, verified PHI, searched the note for documentation accuracy, uploaded my findings, uploaded the docx. Repeat and additional 119 times.

    The sad part is, I almost would rather do all that because no matter what, they are going to find a way screw this up.

  64. Pope Jimbo

    Florida Mom toughens up Florida Baby

    Of course police are going to be involved.

    Remember folks don’t ever post on social media.

    1. Q Continuum

      “To be sure”

  65. BakedPenguin

    “Its a dark day for many of our college baseball faithful here at Glibs.”

    Brett L and I are doing alright, thanks.

  66. BakedPenguin

    Also, while the Astros benefit from being in the NL West, a .724 winning percentage is insane.

    1. BakedPenguin

      AL West. Fuckin’ MLB reorg.

  67. Ken Shultz

    Anthem is pulling out of the ObamaCare exchanges in Ohio–leaving 20 counties in the state with zero options on the exchange.

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/anthem-to-pull-out-of-ohio-affordable-care-act-exchange-1496767753

    The choice isn’t between the AHCA and the status quo when the status quo is unsustainable.

    1. Q Continuum

      Question: If your county has no options, therefore leaving you with no coverage, do you still have to pay the penaltax?

      1. Number.6

        Yes.
        And then we expect you to die, Q. You and that pretty boy 007.

        1. Q Continuum

          Why can’t I get the girl once in a while?

          1. Number.6

            You have unreasonable expectations, given your Civil Service grade.

            If i remember correctly, You’re an A-5 (NATO equivalent of OF-5) so it’s your turn in the barrel next Tuesday.

  68. Holger-da-Dane

    If this is real, it does not speak well for the future of the British.

    1. If your reaction to people being murdered is outrage at the one person who happens to pre-judge the murderers, something is wrong.

    2. Even responses to that tweet that display outrage about the outraged people in the video, are from people who claim they would still prefer to cower in silence while waiting for the police to do their job.

    I guess we’ve finally done away with that pesky self-preservation instinct.