Author: STEVE SMITH

STEVE SMITH WANT FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE TO HAVE GOOD NEW YEAR’S EVE. WANT THEM TO BE SAFE (NOT FROM STEVE SMITH…NOTHING IS SAFE FROM STEVE SMITH!). SO HE GIVE SOME LINKS. STEVE SMITH WILL ALSO READ FUNNY DRUNK COMMENTS LATER.

• STEVE SMITH KNOW RAPE. HE SEE ILLINOIS TAXPAYERS GET RAPED IN 2017.
• STEVE SMITH KNOW….OH, HERE JUST READ LINK.
• STEVE SMITH WANT FUNNY MAN TO GET JOB. JUST TO SEE PICTURES OF HIM. HE NEED HIS OWN HAT AND HAIR.
• NOW STEVE SMITH CONFUSED. HIM WATCH CNN (ALWAYS ON AT AIRPORT…SIGH) AND THOUGHT ALL DEMONSTRATIONS IN IRAN PRO-GOVERNMENT, BUT HIM NOW READ THIS…?

STEVE SMITH LEAVE REALLY OLD, OLD GUY MUSIC FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE.

STEVE SMITH SEE YEAR ALMOST OVER. COUNTING UP RAPE CATEGORIES TO CLOSE OUT YEAR END PAPERWORK. SEE IT WAS GREAT YEAR FOR HIKER AND CAMPER RAPE. SLIGHTLY LESS FOR PARK RANGER AND LOST DRIVERS. HAD TO WRITE OFF THE STEPHEN SMYTHE PROJECT.

SO, OVERALL YEAR WAS GOOD. STEVE SMITH GO CELEBRATE IN RV PARK. BY CELEBRATE, MEAN RAPE EVERYONE. BUT BEFORE STEVE SMITH GO, HE GIVE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE SOME LINKS TO ENJOY:

• STEVE SMITH NOT SURE ALL DEFINITIONS OF “SLAVERY” RIGHT ONES… “violate their dignity” STEVE SMITH VIOLATE MANY, BUT THAT NOT MAKE THEM HIS SLAVES!
• “HELLHOLE” STEVE SMITH CAN MAKE ANY HOLE… WELL, LET FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE FINISH JOKE.
• STEVE SMITH FIND LINK THAT HONOR FLORIDA GLIBS! STEVE SMITH THINK FLORIDA FUNNY – MAYBE GO VISIT SOON.
• STEVE SMITH CONFUSED…THOUGHT WRESTLING WAS “MASS BRAWL“? OH, WRONG KIND WRESTLING.

STEVE SMITH WANT TO SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE. ALSO HAPPY RAPEY NEW YEAR! STEVE SMITH HAVE FUN AT CHRISTMAS PARTY LAST NIGHT – SEE MASK STEVE SMITH WORE!

STEVE SMITH THANK FRIEND ZARDOZ FOR PARTY WEAR IDEA. STEVE SMITH HAVE 3 GALLONS OF EGG NOG AND RAPE ENTIRE GROUP OF CAROLERS THAT STOP BY. IT WAS GOOD NIGHT, IF NOT SILENT (CAROLERS SCREAM LOTS).

STEVE SMITH NOT SURE WHAT TO GIVE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE (OTHER THAN RAPE). SO HE GIVE YOU WHAT MANY WANT…OPEN LINKS! YOU POST LINKS, AND NOBODY SCOLD THEY ARE “OT”, OR RAPE YOU FOR PUTTING THEM UP (YOU’RE WELCOME).

HOLIDAYS MAKE STEVE SMITH THINK OF FAMILY…STEVE SMITH HAVE SECOND COUSIN COUSIN WHO JOIN PEACE CORPS AND GO TO INDIA FOR YEAR. STEVE SMITH WONDER WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HIM…? THAT REMIND STEVE SMITH THAT HE NEED TO DROP OFF PRESENT WITH COUSIN SEA SMITH. STEVE SMITH GET HIM POD OF DOLPHINS – THEY RAPETASTIC FUN!

STEVE SMITH GO NOW. GO VISIT MOM AND BRING HER FRUITCAKE (MAKE SP RECIPE, IT REALLY GOOD!).

HAVE GOOD CHRISTMAS, FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE!

STEVE SMITH GLAD THAT FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE GIVE HIM IDEAS FOR CHRISTMAS SONGS. HE RECORD SOME, AND SHOULD SOON HAVE ENOUGH FOR NEW RELEASE!

HERE ARE SOME LINKS TO SHOW GRATITUDE. NORMALLY STEVE SMITH RAPE TO SHOW GRATITUDE, BUT HIM TOO BUSY RECORDING SONGS. CATCH YOU NEXT TIME, MAYBE.

1. HERE FOLLOW UP ON FAKE RAPE STORY THAT MAKE STEVE SMITH ANGRY. STEVE SMITH NORMALLY NOT CHEER LAWSUITS – PREFER TO RAPE AT LAW – BUT HOPE THIS ONE WORK.
2. STEVE SMITH SAY….GO ON. DO IT LOOK LIKE THIS?

   

3. IF HIM NO GO, STEVE SMITH VOLUNTEER TO GO RAPE OUT OF OFFICE. ALSO GOOD EXCUSE TO GO VISIT UNCLE MAPINGUARY.

STEVE SMITH HELP SELF TO RV…BY HELP SELF, MEAN RAPE OCCUPANTS AND TAKE BEER COOLER. IT WAS HARD WEEK, AND STEVE SMITH NEED TO RELAX. SO HIM DRINK WHAT WAS IN COOLER. IT WAS THIS:

NEXT THING STEVE SMITH KNOW, HIM HAVE TWO WOMEN CAMPERS ON HIM. STEVE SMITH HAVE NO CHANCE SAY “YES”, OR TAKE CHARGE AND RAPE CAMPERS…THEY …ACT FIRST. STEVE SMITH NOW HAVE METOO# STORY.

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OF COURSE, STEVE SMITH GET OVER IT, AND RAPE EVERYONE IN RV LOT AND SLAM REST OF CANADA BREAKFAST BEER… DO CANADAIANS DRINK STRONG STOUT FOR BREAKFAST? STEVE SMITH WANT PARTY WITH CANADAERS! IF CAN FIND MORE BOTTLES… IN MEANTIME, HAVE SOME LINKS!

• STEVE SMITH WONDER IF THIS MEAN AMERICA NO GET MORE ….HUMMUS AND REFUGEES? DEARBORN, MI HARDEST HIT?
• STEVE SMITH LAUGH AT FAT LITTLE IRAQI “FIRST SOLDIER“. THINK HIM NOT WADDLE INTO FIGHT. REMEMBER HIM RUN YEARS AGO AND HIDE IN IRAN.
• STEVE SMITH THINK PERVERSE INCENTIVE AT WORK HERE. YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKE FOR STEVE SMITH TO THINK SOMETHING PERVERSE?!?!?!
• STEVE SMITH NOW THINK OHIO TOO WEIRD FOR HIM VISIT.

STEVE SMITH HEAD SPINNING…REALLY LIKE CANADAINIAN BEER!

STEVE SMITH FINISH RAPE OF EVERYONE IN RV A LITTLE EARLY. SO HAS TIME TO REFLECT BACK ON PAST FEW YEARS. STEVE SMITH GIVE SOME LINKS TO FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE, AND LET THEM THINK BACK TO PAST YEARS TOO. THEN STEVE SMITH GO FIND CABIN NEAR TRAIL AND HAVE A NIGHT CAP. BY NIGHT CAP MEAN RAPE, IN A CAP. AT NIGHT.

• STEVE SMITH REMEMBER WELL, SAGE ADVICE THAT GOLD GO DOWN TO $600 OZ! ANY DAY NOW, GOLDBUGS!
• STEVE SMITH REMEMBER WHEN FRANCE SAY SOMETHING, WORLD LISTEN! WAIT, NO HE DON’T…STEVE SMITH NOT 130 YEARS OLD! WHY THEY THINK IT WORK NOW?
• STEVE SMITH DO REMEMBER “WHAT IS GOOD FOR GM, GOOD FOR COUNTRY”. NOW, WHO CARES? STEVE SMITH LIKE WHEN TOURISTS DRIVE FIATS TO WOODS. ALWAYS BREAKDOWN AND MAKE IT EASY FOR STEVE SMITH TO GET IN A COUPLE OF EXTRA RAPES.
• STEVE SMITH REFLECT ON POWER OF PROTEST THIS YEAR. WELL, NO HE DON’T. HE MOSTLY LAUGH AT FUTILITY….JUST LIKE FUTILITY IN TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM STEVE SMITH ON HIKING TRAIL! BY GET AWAY, MEAN AVOID RAPE.

STEVE SMITH FLATTERED BY FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE HAVING MERCH FEATURING STEVE SMITH. STEVE SMITH AVAILABLE TO AUTOGRAPH SELECT PIECES. BY AUTOGRAPH, MEAN RAPE. IMAGINE PRIDE YOU FEEL WHEN TELL PEOPLE – “STEVE SMITH RAPED THAT STEIN AND THAT BASEBALL JERSEY!”

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT STEVE SMITH. FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE COME HERE FOR LINKS!

HERE ARE LINKS FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE TO MAKE FUNNY REMARKS ABOUT. STEVE SMITH GO LOOK AT LIST OF STEVE SMITH MERCH AND MAYBE ORDER A 5XL SHIRT.

• LOOK LIKE NO MORE SYRIA TALK. STEVE SMITH NOTICE “The UN has said it will cost at least $250 billion to rebuild the country.” STEVE SMITH WONDER WHERE THEY GET MONEY? MAYBE SYRIA CAN SELL MERCH THAT SAY FUNNY SYRIAN THINGS, OR HAS SYRIA FLAG ON IT!
• STEVE SMITH THINK THIS MAN NO MUCH LIKE WHAT GO ON IN STATE OF MASSACHUSETTS.
• STEVE SMITH WONDER WHO ELSE RECRUIT IN GERMANY? DO FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE KNOW?
• STEVE SMITH NOT EASILY SHOCKED (SOMETIMES HIKERS TRY TASER – IT TICKLE) BUT IS VERY SHOCKED TO HEAR POLITICIAN LIED!!! STEVE SMITH GO LAY DOWN FOR WHILE NOW.

STEVE SMITH UNDERSTAND FRIEND ZARDOZ A LITTLE OFF KILTER RIGHT NOW. SO HE GIVE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE SOME LINKS. PLEASE EXCUSE STEVE SMITH, HE SEE TOUR BUS STOPPING AT CABINS FOR NIGHT. IT LIKE….RAPE DELIVERY!

• THIS DISMAY STEVE SMITH. HE PREFER TO GET AHEAD BY HARD WORK, TALENT….AND RAPE.
• STEVE SMITH GLAD TO HEAR THIS NOT COUSIN SEA SMITH. HE USUALLY RAPE SHARKS, NOT BITE PEOPLE.
• BOY, STEVE SMITH EMBARRASSED. HE SLIGHTLY MISREAD HEADLINE FOR THIS.

STEVE SMITH WISH FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE A GOOD NIGHT.

STEVE SMITH READY TO GIVE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE LINKS. THANKSGIVING WAS VERY GOOD FOR STEVE SMITH. CAMPERS HAD LOTS OF GOOD FOOD, SO STEVE SMITH HAD RAPE AND REPAST! BEST PART WAS WHEN STEVE SMITH MAKE TWO CAMPERS SPLIT TURKEY WISHBONE TO SEE WHO GET RAPED. JOKE ON WINNER – STEVE SMITH RAPE BOTH!

SO HERE ARE LINKS FOR FUNNY PEOPLE TO READ AND TALK ABOUT. STEVE SMITH GO ENJOY LEFTOVERS AND HAVE NIGHTCAP. BY NIGHTCAP, MEAN RAPE.

• SAUDI SAY THEY FACE NEW HITLER. PROGS SAY “NO, WE HAVE NEW HITLER!” STEVE SMITH NO CARE WHO RIGHT – SO WILL GO AND RAPE BOTH SIDES.
• STEVE SMITH WONDER IF TANK IN COURTHOUSE PARKING LOT HAVE INFLUENCE?
• IF IRELAND HAVE SNAP ELECTION, CAN STEVE SMITH GO RAPE LOSERS?  STEVE SMITH NEVER BEEN TO EMERALD ISLE.
• STEVE SMITH SEE NO ONE WIN BUT LAWYERS.

STEVE SMITH MAKE SPECIAL ADD ON TO LINKS. FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN SLOOPY.