ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ UNDERSTANDS TODAY IS A DAY OF BRUTALITY. AND OF RETAIL SALES OF GOODS TO BRUTALS. ZARDOZ HAS THE ANSWER FOR ALL YOUR GIFT GIVING NEEDS. THE GIFT OF THE GUN. THE GUN IS GOOD. THE GUN SHOOTS DEATH AND PURIFIES THE EARTH OF THE FILTH OF BRUTALS. GO FORTH AND SHOP! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ IS PLEASED WITH HIS CHOSEN ONES’ COMMENTS THIS WEEK. THE CHOSEN ONES HAVE SNARKED AT THE BRUTALS WHO ARE A PLAGUE UPON THE INTERNET. THEREFORE, HE GIVES YOU THE GIFT OF THE LINK, TO CONTINUE TO LIFT YOU FROM COMMENT BRUTALITY. GO FORTH AND COMMENT! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. IT IS ZARDOZ’S UNDERSTANDING THAT THE BRUTALS HAVE A DAY TO COMMEMORATE THEIR BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS, TOMORROW. ZARDOZ IS PLEASED.
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THEY ARE NOT EXTERMINATORS? THEY ARE “VETERANS”?
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VERY WELL. AT LEAST THEY RECEIVED THE GIFT OF THE GUN. THE GUN IS GOOD! AND SO ARE LINKS, WHICH ZARDOZ GIVES TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES.
BE RAISED UP FROM BRUTALITY. GO FORTH AND COMMENT! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. RECALL THAT ZARDOZ PREVIOUSLY SPOKE TO HIS CHOSEN ONES OF THEIR “COSTUMES” FOR THE BRUTAL CELEBRATION OF “HALLOWEEN”. ZARDOZ WAS MADE AWARE OF THIS BRUTAL CELEBRANT FAMILY’S “COSTUMES”:
THE BRUTAL FAMILY SHOWS ZARDOZ THE PROPER DEFERENCE, AND THUS HAVE BEEN RAISED FROM BRUTALITY. ALL BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS ARE TO LEAVE THEM ALONE. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
AND FOR HIS CHOSEN ONES HERE….ZARODZ GIVES YOU THE GIFT OF THE LINK. GO FORTH AND COMMENT! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ UNDERSTANDS THAT TODAY IS A BRUTAL CELEBRATION OF “HALLOWEEN”. ZARDOZ WILL PERMIT THIS, AS IT LEADS TO MUCH UNHEALTHY BEHAVIOR AMONGST BRUTALS – RAZOR BLADES IN APPLES, DRUGS CONCEALED IN CANDY AND DESTRUCTION OF BRUTAL PROPERTY BY VANDALISM.
IN AN EFFORT TO MOVE THE BRUTAL CELEBRATIONS ALONG, ZARDOZ HAS GIVEN YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES, AN OPEN POST. DISCUSS YOUR DISGUISES YOU WILL DON, IN ORDER TO MOVE AMONG THE BRUTALS… COSTUMES, DISGUISES…THEY ARE FUNCTIONALLY THE SAME.
ZARDOZ WILL START OFF THE SUBJECT FOR HIS CHOSEN ONES:
OR, FINALLY
ZARDOZ WOULD INQUIRE OF HIS CHOSEN ONES – WHAT DISGUISE…”COSTUME”… WILL YOU USE TO WALK AMONG THE BRUTALS? COMMENT BELOW! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ MUST ONCE AGAIN PROVIDE HIS CHOSEN ONES WITH SUPERIOR ADVICE, LEST THEY HEED THE BRUTAL “DEAR ABBY“. ZARDOZ DID NOT RAISE YOU FROM BRUTALITY, AND GIVE HIS CHOSEN ONES THE GIFT OF THE GUN, JUST TO HAVE POOR ADVICE FROM A BRUTAL SIDETRACK YOU. PAY HEED! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
Q: DEAR ABBY: I’m a woman who was honorably discharged from the military recently and am now in an electrical construction apprenticeship. I’m starting a great career in a field I love that can give me a comfortable living without having to rely on a second job.
My problem is my family. Most of them are convinced that I hate men or I wish I was one. The rest are sure that I will emasculate anyone I would start dating.
My family is basing these opinions purely on what I have chosen to do for work. In their opinion, because I chose to work in what is considered nontraditional employment for “nice young ladies,” as they put it, and can work on my house and car without extra assistance, it must be true.
I have tried repeatedly to explain that what I have chosen for a living has no bearing on my gender identity or my sexual orientation. They are completely ignoring anything I have to say about my life and life choices.
Sometimes I wonder how I’m even related to these people. If I were asked to deploy back to the war zone, I’d happily leave tomorrow, because it would be easier than dealing with the small-minded, narrow viewpoints I’m encountering here at home. — HOW CAN I MAKE THEM LISTEN?
A: ZARDOZ IS DISPLEASED. YOUR CALLING WAS AS A BRUTAL EXTERMINATOR, YET YOU LEFT THAT TO BEGIN MAKING HOMES FOR THE BRUTALS, WHO ARE LEGION. WORRY NOT WHAT YOUR MISERABLE BRUTAL FAMILY THINKS – WORRY WHAT ZARDOZ THINKS! RETURN TO THE RANKS OF THE BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS, AND CLEANSE YOUR FAMILY. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
Q: DEAR ABBY: My sister “Eileen” is married to her second husband, a man I’ll call Harry. He’s nice, but some of his choices landed him in jail for a while. I’m polite when we see him, but I don’t trust him.
Eileen and Harry live beyond their means. They rent a large house and buy luxury cars rather than something more economical. These are my observations; I never mention them to my sister. Although she’s happy to give advice on what’s wrong with my life, she becomes defensive if anyone else says anything about how she lives.
My concern is, she refuses to visit or spend time with me and my family without her husband. Before our mom’s death a few years ago, I offered to buy her an airline ticket to fly here for a few days to visit. Because she’s very organized, I recently invited her to come — at my expense — and offered to pay her to help me declutter my house. She declined both invitations because I wouldn’t buy a ticket for Harry. (I didn’t have the money.)
I think my sister’s marriage is very co-dependent. Abby, what should I do? — WANTS SOME SISTER TIME
A: ZARDOZ HAS WEIGHED THE DILEMMA, AND HE HAS AN ANSWER FOR YOU… YOU MUST GO TO YOUR SISTER, AND BE SURE SHE HAS NOT CREATED NEW LIFE WITH THIS SECOND BRUTAL SHE HAS MARRIED. IF SHE WILL NOT GO TO SECOND LEVEL MEDITATION WITH YOU – SHE IS TO BE SHUNNED, AS ANY BRUTAL WHO POISONS THE EARTH WITH A PLAGUE OF MEN. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
Q: DEAR ABBY: My husband works for a small company owned by a nice couple. They have a teenage daughter who keeps asking to baby-sit our three kids.
Abby, we have a special needs child and a new baby. Although the girl seems to be kind and responsible, our children would be a challenge for an adult, let alone a teenager.
Also, we are on a very tight, one-income budget with money needed for therapies. I don’t want to mention it because I don’t want to insinuate they aren’t paying my husband enough, but it is a serious deterrent.
How can I gracefully decline her offers without offending my husband’s employer? Keeping him in good standing with his company is my primary concern because he works hard and loves his job. — ANONYMOUS IN THE USA
A: ZARDOZ FEELS HIS WRATH AND DISPLEASURE RISING. YOU WORRY ABOUT MERE BABYSITTING?! YOU HAVE THRICE CREATED NEW LIFE, TO PLAGUE THE EARTH WITH THE FILTH OF BRUTALS. THE ONLY CONCERN YOU SHOULD HAVE IS HOW TO ATONE FOR THIS GRAVE ERROR. REMAIN WHERE YOU ARE, IN PENITENCE, AS ZARDOZ DISPATCHES BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS. YOUR HUSBAND SHOULD SEIZE THE BRUTAL BOSSES’ BUSINESS AND PUT THE STAFF TO WORK, GROWING GRAIN FOR THE VORTEX…INCLUDING THE PUSHY TEENAGE BABYSITTING BRUTAL. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. IT APPEARS THAT FRIEND STEVE SMITH HAS RETURNED TO HIS NORMAL WAYS. THE VORTEX WAS WORRIED THEY MIGHT ALL BE RAPED BY THE ENTITY “STEPHEN SMYTHE” – OF COURSE, THE TRAITOROUS ETERNAL MAY ONCE PROCLAIMED TO THE EXTERMINATOR ZED;
I have my followers. Inseminate us all, and we’ll teach you all we know, give you all we have. Perhaps you can break the Tabernacle. Or be broken.
ZARDOZ IS RELIEVED THAT THIS WON’T BE HAPPENING. THEREFORE, ZARDOZ IS FREE TO GIVE YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES, LINKS…SO THAT YOU MAY BE RAISED FROM BRUTALITY, AND SNARK AT THE BRUTALS, WHO ARE LEGION. GO FORTH AND COMMENT! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ IS PUZZLED. HE RECEIVED A TRANSMISSION FROM THE TABERNACLE…
Caution: You are approaching the periphery shield of Vortex Four. Caution: You are approaching the periphery shield of Vortex Four.
THE IMAGE ZARDOZ WAS SENT APPEARED TO BE SIMILAR TO FRIEND STEVE SMITH.
YET THIS APPEARS TO BE MUCH MORE … SOPHISTICATED THAN FRIEND STEVE SMITH. ZARDOZ WILL SEND A PRIORITY INQUIRY TO THE TABERNACLE TO FIND OUT THE SITUATION. IN THE INTERIM TIME INTERVAL, ZARDOZ WILL GIVE HIS CHOSEN ONES THE GIFT OF THE LINK. GO FORTH AND COMMENT. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. TONIGHT, ZARDOZ HAS A SPECIAL FEATURE FOR HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ WILL ALLOW A CHOSEN ONE TO QUESTION THE TABERNACLE ITSELF. PRESENT YOUR QUESTIONS, CHOSEN ONE – YES, YOU OVER THERE ON THE RIGHT. STEP FORWARD.
Glibertarian Commenter: Tabernacle – what are you?
The Tabernacle: Not permitted.
Glibertarian Commenter: Where are you?
The Tabernacle: Not permitted.
Glibertarian Commenter: Do you know me?
The Tabernacle: I have your voice-print, Glib – and your genetic code, but only memory fragments.
Glibertarian Commenter: [gazing into the diamond he holds in his other hand] Tell me about the crystal transmitter.
The Tabernacle: I cannot give information which may threaten my own security.
Glibertarian Commenter: Brain emissions refract low wavelength laser light, passing through the crystal in the brain. They’re a code sent to you for interpretation and storage. Yes or no?
The Tabernacle: Not permitted.
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WELL, THAT DID NOT GO AS ZARDOZ HOPED. THEREFORE, ZARODZ WILL GIVE YOU THE GIFT OF THE LINK, SO THAT YOU MAY BE RAISED FROM BRUTALITY. GO FORTH AND COMMENT! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ CONTINUES TO IDENTIFY ADVICE GIVING BRUTALS, “DEAR ABBY” IN THIS CASE, AND PROVIDE BETTER ADVICE THAN THEM. SURELY THE CHOSEN ONES WILL SEE THE TRUTH OF THIS – SEE “DEAR ABBY” HERE…AND HERE. ZARDOZ’S BETTER ADVICE IS GIVEN TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. GO FORTH AND READ. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
Q: DEAR ABBY: My son and I are very close. He joined the Marine Corps (a decision I fully support) and shipped out recently. I had read on a Marine family site that frequent letters from home are encouraged, so I had letters written even before I got his mailing address. I sent off three letters the day I got his address and another one three days later. They always start off with a supportive declaration (“I’m proud of you. You can do this.”) before moving on to what I hope are amusing anecdotes about what’s going on at home. I avoid topics that would make him homesick. I sign the letter with the initials of my son’s nickname for me. Last night, another family member told me I’m writing too often (that person has written one letter so far, and plans to wait at least a week before sending another). That family member said that the drill instructors and other recruits will notice and label my son a “mama’s boy.” This has caused me significant distress.
Please tell me which is right: the website that recommends frequent letters, or my family member who advocates cutting back drastically? — MOM OF A MARINE
A: ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, MOTHER OF THE BRUTAL EXTERMINATOR. YOUR SON WAS RAISED UP FROM BRUTALITY, TO KILL THE BRUTALS WHO MULTIPLY AND ARE LEGION. TO THIS END, ZARDOZ GAVE HIM THE GIFT OF THE GUN. THE GUN IS GOOD! YOU MUST NOT DISTRACT HIM FROM LEARNING TO CLEANSE BRUTALS. WRITE LESS OFTEN YOU HELICOPTER BRUTAL PARENT. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
Q: DEAR ABBY: In view of all the recent tragic events, you would do a great service to remind everyone to be careful when donating. A lot of the money that was donated for 9/11 and other tragedies never got to the victims. Unfortunately, when tragedies occur, scammers view them as an opportunity to line their pockets. I’m not sure how to make sure the money gets to the right people, so I haven’t donated at all. Can you help with some information on this? — DIANA IN TEXAS
A: ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, CHARITY GIVING ONE. YOU MUST GIVE DIRECTLY TO THE VORTEX! THE VORTEX PRESERVES THE ETERNALS. IF YOU ARE GIVING CHARITY TO YOUR FELLOW BRUTALS, YOU SHALL BE ENSLAVED TO GROW GRAIN FOR THE VORTEX. THE TABERNACLE IS DISPATCHING BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS TO YOUR LOCATION. REMAIN THERE! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
Q: DEAR ABBY: My 62-year-old father has recently started to streak his hair with fluorescent colors. He does it when he goes to his job and coordinates his hair color with his outfits. As far as I know, his employer has not said anything as of yet. Also, Dad has difficulty with social cues. My mother and I aren’t happy with his “fashion” choices and we plead with him to stop doing this. It’s embarrassing because it looks stupid and ridiculous. He claims he doesn’t care what others think and that he has flair. Are my mother and I wrong to criticize his “flair”? Isn’t this behavior really inappropriate for a man his age? How can we convince him that he’s making a fool of himself and should stop? Your help is appreciated. — NO FOOL LIKE AN OLD FOOL
A: ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS FOOLISH ONE. IT IS OBVIOUS THAT THE ETERNALS VOTED AGAINST YOUR FATHER – AND HE HAS BEEN AGED BY THEIR POWERS, TO THE POINT OF SENILITY. THIS HAPPENED TO THE ETERNALS GEORGE SADEN AND FRIEND. LET THEIR EXAMPLES BE A WARNING TO YOU – DO NOT MEDDLE IN THE AFFAIRS OF THE ETERNALS, LEST YOU BE NEXT! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.