Author: ZARDOZ

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. VICTORY WAS ZARDOZ’S! BRUTAL DRIVERS WERE EASILY INTIMIDATED OUT OF THE WAY OF ZARDOZ WHEN CROSSING THE CENTER OF THE FIGURE 8.

HOWEVER, LOSING BRUTAL DRIVERS ARE APPEALING LOSS TO RACE OFFICIAL BRUTALS. ZARDOZ EXPECTS RULING NEXT WEEK. SOMETHING ABOUT VIOLATING RULE #2:

1. All cars must pass inspection before entrance into the pits.
2. Cars must be stock (GM-GM, Ford-Ford, etc.). No headers allowed.

WHEN ZARDOZ FLEW UP TO INSPECTION POINT, INSPECTOR BRUTALS FLED IN TERROR – SO ZARDOZ ASSUMES A PASSED INSPECTION. ZARDOZ IS STOCK (ZARDOZ-ZARDOZ) AND BELIEVES “NO HEADERS” IS UNLAWFULLY DISCRIMINATORY AGAINST LARGE STONE HEADS. ZARDOZ MUST CONSIDER CALLING IN BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS TO CLEANSE THE WEBSTER COUNTY RACING BOARD, IF LOSS ON APPEAL. OR PERHAPS ZARDOZ CAN PERSUADE FRIEND STEVE SMITH TO PAY BOARD A VISIT…

BUT ZARDOZ STILL SHOWS FAVOR TO HIS CHOSEN ONES WITH LINKS:

• BRUTALS IN ENGLAND HAVE ODD LAWS ON STOPPING CRIMINALS.
• SOUTH AMERICAN BRUTALS MIGHT HAVE HARDER TIME MOVING AROUND CONTINENT?
• BRUTAL CITY OF DETROIT – 50 YEARS OF FALLING DOWN.
• ZARDOZ WONDERS IF SOCIALIST BRUTALS IN VENEZUELA WILL PAY ATTENTION?

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ READIES FOR RACING. A PIT CREW OF BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS IS READY, AND ZARDOZ HAS THRICE CHECKED HIS GRAVITRONIC DRIVE.

BUT THE CHOSEN ONES NEED NOT FEAR. ZARDOZ STILL FOUND TIME TO PROVIDE LINKS.

RECEIVE THE GIFT OF THE LINK!

• ZARDOZ DOES NOT UNDERSTAND “HIRING“? DO YOU NOT SIMPLY HAVE BRUTALS ENSLAVED BY ENFORCERS?
• IF THIS BRUTAL IS BORED WITH WORK – ZARDOZ COULD USE HIM TO ARRANGE GRAIN SHIPMENT SCHEDULE.
• ZARDOZ SUSPECTS INVOLVEMENT OF ROMANIAN BRUTAL KNOWN AS PIEINTHESKY.
• BOVINES VERSUS BRUTALS – ZARDOZ IS ROOTING FOR BOVINES….NO OFFENSE TO HIS CHOSEN ONES.

ZARDOZ RACES TOMORROW NIGHT!

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ GOT IN GOOD PRACTICE FOR FIGURE 8 RACE NEXT WEEK AT WEBSTER COUNTY FAIRGROUNDS. ZARDOZ APPARENTLY HAS STIRRED FEAR IN BRUTAL COMPETITORS. ZARDOZ HEARD THAT BRUTAL FROM MASON CITY IS TRYING TO SPEAK IN DEROGATORY TERMS ABOUT RACING ZARDOZ…SOMETHING ABOUT BIG HEAD WON’T BE SO BIG AFTER DEFEAT. ZARDOZ SCOFFS AT BRUTAL COMPETITOR. BEFORE TRAVELING TO TRACK FOR MORE PRACTICE, ZARDOZ GIVE LINKS TO HIS CHOSEN ONES.

• ZARDOZ NOT SURPRISED AT DEATH OF BRUTALS, BUT IS SURPRISED AT SEEING TERM “LEBANESE ARMY PROSECUTOR”. ZARDOZ THINKS THAT IS WORSE THAN BEING BRUTAL SLAVE GROWING GRAIN FOR ETERNALS.
• ZARDOZ APPROVES OF THINNING OF THESE BRUTALS RANKS. REMEMBER, THE GUN IS GOOD.
• ZARDOZ SUGGESTS TO BRUTAL SCIENTISTS THAT THE NEW PARTICLE BE NAMED THE “ZARDOZDRON”.
• ZARDOZ LAUGHS AT BRUTAL NEWSPAPERS. OF COURSE, ZARDOZ LOOKS DOWN AT MOST BRUTALS. HIS CHOSEN ONES EXCEPTED, OF COURSE.

ZARDOZ WISHES HIS CHOSEN ONES A GOOD NIGHT…BACK TO THE TRACK FOR ZARDOZ.

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ HAS HAD A SLIGHT CHANGE OF PLANS. AFTER ZARDOZ EXPLAINED TO BRUTAL CO-WORKERS THAT DRAG RACING SEEMED TOO TOUGH, THEY SUGGESTED THE FIGURE 8 RACE. THIS ZARDOZ APPROVES OF.

ZARDOZ’S GRAVITONIC DRIVE WILL ALLOW ZARDOZ TO CLEANSE THE OPPOSITION! BEFORE ZARDOZ TAKES A FEW HOVERS AROUND THE TRACK, HE GRANTS LINKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES.

• THE GUN IS GOOD, THE PENIS IS EVIL AND WINE IS…A BRUTAL PRESERVATIVE?
• LOOK UPON THE BRUTAL NATION OF VENEZUELA AND DESPAIR.
• ZARDOZ IS UNAWARE IF THIS BRUTAL ASKED OTHER BRUTALS TO HOLD HIS FERMENTED GRAIN BEVERAGE.
• CHIEF BRUTAL OF LARGE CITY SHOWS LACK OF SKILLS IN OPTICS.

ZARDOZ MUST CONTEMPLATE HOW TO GET TATTOOS OF “BABY” AND “HEY”, SINCE ZARDOZ HAS NO ARMS.

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ’S BRUTAL COWORKERS ARE QUITE ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT ZARDOZ TRYING OUT A DRAG RACE. THEY HAVE PROMISED TO HELP ZARDOZ DEVISE A HELMET – AS BRUTAL RACING AUTHORITIES WILL NOT ALLOW RACING WITHOUT ONE. ZARDOZ THINKS THAT PERHAPS A SILO TOP CAN BE ADAPTED. LUCKILY, ZARDOZ’S GRAVITRONIC CONTROLS MEAN NO PARACHUTE NEEDED.

WHILE ZARDOZ PREPARES FOR RACE, HE LEAVES LINKS FOR HIS CHOSEN ONES TO ENJOY.

• ETERNALS IN PENIS-SHAPED STATE PULL “WASHINGTON MONUMENT STRATEGY”
• THE TABERNACLE ENRAGES ENTITLED BRUTALS
• ZARDOZ TEMPTED TO GO TO VEGAS, JUST TO GAMBLE, OF COURSE
• BRUTALS LIAR GRASPS OBVIOUS
• BRUTALS SHOW KIND SIDE, GET CAPTIVE OFF

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ HAS HAD A GOOD WEEK. GOOD, HONEST GRAIN HAULING AND COUNTRY MUSIC.

IF ZARDOZ STILL AROUND FORT DODGE AREA AROUND HARVEST TIME, HE WILL HAVE TO MAKE IT A POINT TO SEE LOCASH. ZARDOZ NOT CONCERNED WITH WHAT BRUTALS HE WORKS WITH SAY ABOUT FORT DODGE – ZARDOZ BELIEVES THEY ARE SIMPLY BRUTAL H8ERS, AS ARE MANY FROM FROM WATERLOO. HOW DO CHOSEN ONES LIKE ZARDOZ’S SICK IOWA BURN?

REGARDLESS, HERE ARE LINKS FOR HIS CHOSEN ONES, WHOM ZARDOZ LOVES A BUSHEL AND A PECK. AND A HUG AROUND THE NECK.

• GERMAN BRUTALS AND TEXAS BRUTALS TAKE DIFFERENT POSITION ON SAME ISSUE
• BRUTAL ROB LOWE CLAIMS TO HAVE SEEN “WOOD APE” IN OZARKS. ZARDOZ’S FRIEND STEVE SMITH DENIES RAPING ROB LOWE IN WILD, BUT HAS FAMILY OUT THAT WAY.
• OHIO BRUTAL HAS NOVEL SOLUTION TO DRUG WAR
• BRUTAL SPACE AGENCY DENIES CHILD SLAVERY ON MARS DISAPPOINTING ZARDOZ’S BEMONOCLED CHOSEN ONES.

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ GOING TO HEAD OVER TO JOHN DEERE DEALERSHIP – BRUTALS AT GRAIN ELEVATOR SAY ZARDOZ SHOULD LOOK AT SOME UPGRADES TO GRAIN HAULING CAPABILITIES. ZARDOZ BELIEVES KJJY 92.5 FM WILL BE THERE, AND MAYBE ZARDOZ CAN SCORE A PRIZE (ZARDOZ HOPES FOR BASS BOAT). BEFORE ZARDOZ HEADS OVER, HE GIVES YOU LINKS.

• ZARDOZ IS SURE THIS WILL END WELL. RELATIONS BETWEEN RIVAL BRUTAL STATES IN THAT PART OF THE WORLD ARE PRETTY AMICABLE AFTER ALL.
• ZARDOZ CAN ONLY IMAGINE IF HE APPEARED OFF THIS ISLAND, IF A SMALL SHARK CAN CAUSE SUCH PANIC AMONGST BRUTALS.
• WILL THE LAST BRUTAL OUT OF ILLINOIS TURN OFF THE LIGHTS?
• ZARDOZ THINKS HE COULD DO THIS JOB, INSTEAD OF AN AIRPLANE… AND COST A LOT LESS THAN WHAT EUROPEAN BRUTALS WILL END UP PAYING.

ZARDOZ BIDS HIS CHOSEN ONES A GOOD EVENING, Y’ALL.

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. SINCE ZARDOZ IS ALL CAUGHT UP ON CORN AND SOYBEAN DELIVERIES, ZARDOZ WILL PROVIDE EXTRA LINKS FOR HIS FAVORED BRUTALS. REJOICE IN THE BOUNTY ZARDOZ BRINGS YOU, CHOSEN ONES.

1. ZARDOZ WISHES THIS WAS TRUE. WORLD WOULD BE RID OF MANY BRUTALS, AS PROG HEADS EXPLODED.
2. ZARDOZ NOT SURE THIS COUNTS AS SLAVERY. ZARDOZ KNOWS SLAVERY, AS ZARDOZ USED TO HAVE BRUTAL  ENFORCERS TAKE ACTUAL SLAVES TO GROW GRAIN FOR THE TABERNACLE.
3. AVIANS VERSUS THE WELSH.
4. ZARDOZ THINKS THIS MIGHT BE SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN LOOKING AT TENTACLE PRON?
5. WORLD SHAKING SPORTS NEWS!

BONUS LINK FOR ZARDOZ’S FRIEND, STEVE SMITH.