Category: Daily Links

  • Winter Wasteland Afternoon Links

    Well, the thermometer finally got off of -1 degree…all the way up to 0. *narrows gaze at weather station*

    I had one errand to run today and got the post-Christmas clean up finished this morning, otherwise it is a hide in blankets, with coffee and Bailey’s day for me. I can hear the snorts of disgust at my weakness from the Minnesoda and Montana and Dakotas Glibs …

    So, I offer you Links as absolution:

    • Trumputin punishes our poor, selfless civil servants in DC, once again. That doesn’t look very swampy drain-y to me, Cheeto Mussolini!!!!!
    • King says, “don’t leave my kingdom.”
    • Um….when I was in the US Army, I was vaccinated against anthrax. I am not sure it means what the headline hints at.
    • You can’t spell “Untied” without “United“.

    OK, time to crawl back under the blanket on the couch.

  • We’re busy playing with our new toys links.

    We are all  busy drinking cocoa and playing with our new toys…so links are sparse and later than usual this morning.

    • Ah, Chicago’s mayor…leading the way to becoming the next Detroit!
    • Have you ever been in a Turkish Egyptian prison?
    • “Suspected” US drone? Looks like they got one the Haqqani network scum (or two?) if it was. See how thorough this story is – we don’t know what happened, or where.
  • Christmas Morning Rescue Jew Links

    While you goyim run outside to see a Mercedes with a big bow-tie on it (I assume that’s what you people do, it’s every other damn commercial during football), I’m inside looking at retailer stock prices and rubbing my grubby Jew paws together while cackling.

    Something that gave me hope for America was having a bright young man over here last night who had been homeschooled, started college early, and was trying to figure out whether he was more of a minarchist or an an-cap. Good luck in college- they’re do everything they can to beat that out of you.

    Sic transit gloria Lainie. My father used to drool over the younger version of her, but he was always a sucker for a large set of boobs.

    There are old pilots and there are stupid pilots. There are no old, stupid pilots.

    Pope Frankie lectures us all. Just curious, does Vatican City welcome immigrants? (BTW: my Honduran next door neighbor dropped in last night while we were all having drinks- and he brought multiple bottles with him. Yahweh bless our new citizens)

    The Palestinian Arabs learned the Washington Monument maneuver from us. Well done, you killed commerce for your co-tribalists. Let’s see how the money-beg to the US works out for you. While we’re looking at news from the least important part of the Middle East, looks like Guatemala is moving their embassy to a better chunk of real estate. Rumor is that Romania is next, so I’m planting the suggestion in the Elders of Zion’s sidelock-bordered ears that they request Pie as the ambassador.

    Old Guy music presents to you the best Christmas song ever written.

     

     

     

  • STEVE SMITH CHRISTMAS EVE LINKS

    MERRY CHRISTMAS, FUNNY GLIBERTARIANS!

    STEVE SMITH WANT TO SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE. ALSO HAPPY RAPEY NEW YEAR! STEVE SMITH HAVE FUN AT CHRISTMAS PARTY LAST NIGHT – SEE MASK STEVE SMITH WORE!

    STEVE SMITH GO AS BRUTAL EXTERMINATOR ELF!

    STEVE SMITH THANK FRIEND ZARDOZ FOR PARTY WEAR IDEA. STEVE SMITH HAVE 3 GALLONS OF EGG NOG AND RAPE ENTIRE GROUP OF CAROLERS THAT STOP BY. IT WAS GOOD NIGHT, IF NOT SILENT (CAROLERS SCREAM LOTS).

    STEVE SMITH NOT SURE WHAT TO GIVE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE (OTHER THAN RAPE). SO HE GIVE YOU WHAT MANY WANT…OPEN LINKS! YOU POST LINKS, AND NOBODY SCOLD THEY ARE “OT”, OR RAPE YOU FOR PUTTING THEM UP (YOU’RE WELCOME).

    HOLIDAYS MAKE STEVE SMITH THINK OF FAMILY…STEVE SMITH HAVE SECOND COUSIN COUSIN WHO JOIN PEACE CORPS AND GO TO INDIA FOR YEAR. STEVE SMITH WONDER WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HIM…? THAT REMIND STEVE SMITH THAT HE NEED TO DROP OFF PRESENT WITH COUSIN SEA SMITH. STEVE SMITH GET HIM POD OF DOLPHINS – THEY RAPETASTIC FUN!

    STEVE SMITH GO NOW. GO VISIT MOM AND BRING HER FRUITCAKE (MAKE SP RECIPE, IT REALLY GOOD!).

    MOM SMITH!

    HAVE GOOD CHRISTMAS, FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE!

  • Sunday Morning Victory Dance Links

    This will of necessity be brief- I have to get to Walmart and stock up with salt for the coming ice storm. And the only reasonable time to go to Walmart this close to Goyishe Chanukkah is at 4am, when it’s only me, a couple of drunks, and a few meth-heads wandering the aisles. The huge groups of Mexican families blocking all of the aisles while their kids intermingle won’t start until 7 or 8.

    Motivational speech or a signal that Trump is going to try to match Obama’s miserable record of starting wars? I think the former and I hope I’m right. If it’s the latter, we might as well have had Hillary.

    DHS touts its failures as a need to do moar. And this is actually close to Amish country, just in case you want to snark. In perspective, this is any given hour in downtown Chicago, and if DHS just went away, we’d all be better off. Especially the TSA part.

    Want to take an instant hatred to someone? Someone unbearably smug, insular, and intolerant? Here ya go!

    When someone goes postal, it’s a yawner. I mean, how many times do we read the same old story? Well, this one has a twist- he got naked first.

    OMG OMG OMG, EXPLOSIVE REPORTING!!!!!! PRESIDENT MENTAL LINT ACCUSED OF SAYING STUFF!!! That’s it, we’ve got the Roadrunner this time!

    Old Guy music, in case you thought you’d get away without it today. The greatest band that no-one seems to know.

  • ZARDOZ SATURDAY EVENING LINKS

    VORTEX CHRISTMAS PARTY

    ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. THE VORTEX HAD ITS 4,811TH CHRISTMAS PARTY LAST NIGHT. THE SAME OLD ETERNALS-GETTING-DRUNK-AND-MOANING-ABOUT-IMMORTALITY STUFF. AND GREEN BREAD.

    HEY, LET US MAKE GREEN BREAD!

    ZARDOZ HAS HAD ENOUGH OF THAT…SO HE VISITS YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. AND BRINGS YOU THE GIFT OF THE LINK! SOMETIMES ZARDOZ JUST WANTS TO HANG WITH THOSE HE HAS RAISED UP FROM BRUTALITY, TO SNARK AT THE BRUTALS WHO ARE LEGION. RECEIVE THEN, THE LINKS!

    • ZARDOZ REMINDS YOU…ONLY GOVERNMENT IS QUALIFIED TO RUN SCHOOLS!
    • FORMER BRUTAL EXTERMINATOR WINS COURT CASE AGAINST BRUTAL LAWYERS.
    • SPEAKING OF BRUTAL ENFORCERS….THIS ONE, NOT SO LUCKY. OH, WAIT…YES HE WAS. HE WAS TREATED MUCH BETTER THAN A BRUTAL WOULD HAVE BEEN…“If he doesn’t retire, he’s probably going to get fired,” a police source said. “He’s an embarrassment to the Police Department and to the profession itself.” If Balatoni resigns on good terms, he can receive a letter that allows him to get a gun license.
    • SAD BRUTAL JUST WANTS TO GO HOME.

    GO FORTH AND COMMENT! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

  • ‘Twas the Shabbos Before Xmas Morning Links

    I have no idea why I’m awake this early, but as long as I am, let’s take a cynical view of the news.

    Once again, our brave Federal law enforcement heroes have thwarted a terror plot. One which was hatched by an ineffectual loon, and encouraged, enabled, and abetted by… our brave Federal law enforcement heroes.

    Another one of Obama’s wars is nearly at its third birthday. Oh wait, it’s not really a war, we just send “advisers.”  And weapons. And provide logistics. And Special Forces. And… I think I’ve seen this movie before.

    The Left continues to pimp for extending the War On Drugs because this time, it’s the wrong sort of people involved. You know, rural white people. THEY’RE FUCKING UP OUR STATISTICS! Putting them in cages seems only fair.

    There has long been an affinity between the Chinese and Jews- they share a strong cultural affinity for family, education, commerce, entrepreneurship, and tribal loyalty. And the Chinese, taking note of what’s happening in both the US academic world and the active government discouragement of business innovation in traditional areas like Silicon Valley, are reciprocating (((our))) love for moo goo gai pan. Hat Tip to Chafed (and gaslight as well).

    Old Guy music time! This was from a fascinating album- how would Stephen Foster’s classic American songs sound if arranged and played in the modern folk style? The answer is that they’re great songs in the sense of being timeless and adaptable. It was a clever idea, and Nathan Edwards is talented enough to pull it off.

  • ZARDOZ’S FRIDAY EVENING LINKS

    HO HO HO, GO FORTH AND KRINGLE!

     

    ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. AS THE BRUTAL HOLIDAYS ARE HERE, ZARDOZ UNDERSTANDS HIS CHOSEN ONES MAY BE UNDER SOME AMOUNT OF STRESS. ZARDOZ WOULD RECOMMEND GOING FORTH AND KILLING…BUT THE TABERNACLE HAS INFORMED ZARDOZ THAT THIS IS PARTICULARLY FROWNED UPON AT THIS TIME OF THE BRUTAL YEAR.

    THEREFORE, ZARDOZ WILL REQUIRE NOTHING OF HIS CHOSEN ONES THIS DAY, EXCEPT TO ENJOY THE GIFT OF THE LINK. GO FORTH AND COMMENT! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

    • YOU KNOW WHAT ZARDOZ IS HOPING THE FUTURE HOLDS…CIVIL WAR!
    • THERE APPEAR TO BE EVEN MORE PROBLEMS WITH THE BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS IN CHICAGO. ZARDOZ WOULD EXPRESS SHOCK, WERE ZARDOZ ABLE TO.
    • AND THE BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS IN UZBEKISTAN ARE FACING DIFFICULTIES. ZARDOZ IS NOT PLEASED.
    • THIS, HOWEVER, PLEASES ZARDOZ. SOMEWHAT. NOT ENOUGH CHAOS FOR ZARDOZ, BUT CLOSE.

    GO FORTH AND COMMENT! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

     

  • Firearms Friday: National Reciprocity

    Recently, congress actually did something. I know, I am as shocked as you are. I was even more floored to learn that what they did was something I was happy about. The house recently passed HR 38, better known as the Concealed Carry Reciprocity Act. This bill, if passed, will provide ‘full faith and credit’ protections provided by the constitution to concealed carry permits. What this means is that your state issued concealed carry permit will be valid in all states, just like your driver’s license and marriage license (SLD fucking state licensing). This of course has caused much pant shitting terror in the liberal world, because if enacted, flyover hicks (myself included) would be crawling all over New York, LA, and every other liberal bubble armed to the teeth. It’s one thing to arm criminally negligent illegal aliens or teenage gang members, but that hayseed with a MAGA hat and a Ruger LCR in his pocket is just too much to deal with. Today I want to take a glimpse into the future, a future where concealed carry is the de facto legal standard. Join me while we explore.. TRUMPS AMERICA! (horns blare, title fades to black)

    What would be the result of national reciprocity? Defiant hysterical opposition, initially. Those latte sipping snowflakes aren’t going to just smile nervously and let a bunch of heavily armed Nazis march into their cities (insert France joke here). Expect a lot of illegal arrests, a lot of lawsuits, and probably at least one officer involved shooting where he is as guilty as the DNC’s IT staff but gets off cause ‘muh fear for muh safety!’. Eventually the defendants will be found innocent, the unlawful detainment lawsuits will succeed, and the coasts will be brought kicking and screaming to the reality that we do live in the same country. This is where it gets interesting. You see, once the coastal elite realize no one is coming to save them and this is the reality they now inhabit, they are going to have to make a choice: either stick to their guns (pun intended) and insist their path is righteous, or demand to have the same ability to carry concealed as the unwashed horde now terrorizing their city. Knowing what I know about the average progressive and his moral integrity, they will universally choose the latter. I expect to see mobs with pitchforks and torches (since, you know, they don’t have guns) demanding shall issue concealed carry in all of the restrictive states within a few years. Hawaii may be able to hold out, since they are an island and flying with guns is still a pain in the ass, but the rest will fall like dominos.

    Then the miracle will happen. Those people on the coasts, the ones that swore to god and their country that national reciprocity would lead to blood in the streets, that Armageddon is nigh, will wake up and realize that they are still alive. Some of them might even find a handgun on their nightstand and a second picture ID in their wallet. And that is when the lie will come crashing down. They will realize that gun ownership is not some mark of the devil, and that carrying a gun doesn’t turn you into a Klansman. It is simply the end result of being a responsible member of society. A society that understands that there are those that exist to exploit and intimidate others for their own personal gain, and at the end of the day you are your own first responder.

    Am I being a bit naive in my assessment? Perhaps. Maybe the courts completely disregard the written intent and prior law and declare the bill unconstitutional. Perhaps the police simply ignore the law and the prosecutors look the other way. Maybe the blue states prosecute every defensive shooting so aggressively that carrying concealed is a greater liability than it is worth. But maybe I am right. And if I am, this will be the greatest cultural shift in America in recent history. For the first time in 50 years, guns will become normalized. That is what the progressives truly fear. They have based so much of their rhetoric on othering gun owners, painting them as racists, knuckle draggers, vigilantes, closet murders, that should the curtain be pulled back on this it would be damn near a death blow to their culture war. How can you continue to live the lie of the evil gun owner when your daily existence contradicts that? When your friends and relatives prove you wrong every time you go out to dinner? When random strangers smile and hold open doors for you instead of shooting you dead? You can’t. This is my vision of the future. As a gun owner, and an eternal optimist, I can only hope.

  • I Am Not Sloopy Morning Links

    Sloopy got his Christmas present from SP, which was some customized golf balls (not your cheap pieces of shit, either- Titleist Pro V1s with a custom imprint). This backfired a bit, because in his anxiety to try them out, he blew off morning link duty. “Eh, some Jew can do it, they don’t do Christmas.” So as famous Jew-Hater Martin Luther once said (or would have said in this situation), “Hier schreibe ich, ich kann nicht anders.”

     

    In Jew News, the UN voted to condemn US recognition of Jerusalem as the capital of Israel. Note that the NYT positions this as “Defying Trump.” #resist!

    “I think this was a significantly self-inflicted wound and really unnecessary, clumsy diplomacy on the part of the United States,” Stewart M. Patrick, a senior fellow at the Council on Foreign Relations, said of the outcome.

    “In this case what you had was the Trump administration basically changing the rules of the game that the international community had accepted,” he said. “More than that, I think it symbolizes the self-defeating notion that for the United States, ‘it’s my way or the highway.’ ’’

    Because “changing the rules of the game” that have had zero positive effects on the petty border dispute that is the singular cause of all of the problems of the toilet known as “The Middle East” and requires the full attention of the 99.9% of the world is just CRAZY SHIT.

     

    In other TDS News, one of the lawsuits against Trump for supposed violation of the emoluments clause was tossed. Here’s a gem from the story:

    The third federal lawsuit was filed in June by nearly 200 Democratic members of Congress. Some legal authorities consider that suit to be a purely political move…

    What would we do without legal authorities?

     

    What’s worse than a pedophile priest? A pedophile priest who fucks up traffic at rush hour. 

     

    My biggest objection to the current wave of executive purges? That someone is purged because of non-PC comments rather than for the much more valid reason of selling shitty pizza and making commercials with Mr. Potato Face Manning.

     

    BIG SCANDAL! People make crude jokes and speak honestly via private e-mail! This MUST CEASE IMMEDIATELY! The old “how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb” joke immediately comes to mind.

     

    And in Department of Futility, sensing an opportunity with the public dissatisfaction with the NFL, Vince McMahon is trying to revivify the failed XFL. I will let the jokes write themselves on this quote:

    The company also sought to trademark “URFL.”

    Because the answer to a league that sufferes from too much expansion and the dilution of talent is to add more teams. Riiiiiight.

     

    You thought you’d get away without Old Guy Music. You were wrong. One of the perversions that SugarFree and I share is a love for the Magnetic Fields, a band led by a deeply weird guy who cranks out brilliant songs as effortlessly as my dog sheds fur. So, here we go.