Seriously. Look at it. How can I not pick this up?
The Holy Diver of beers
This is my review of Elysian DAYGLOW IPA.
Here’s where I rant a bit. Yes, this is an IPA, which means about half of you will avoid it to begin with. The other half? There are so many choices out there from so many breweries it’s hard to separate the men from the boys, so to speak. Let’s face it, this isn’t exactly a niche market anymore. According to the studies cited in this article the craft beer industry in 2016 contributed $67.8 Billion to the U.S economy. It is responsible for nearly ½ million full time jobs nationwide. It’s still a fraction of the beer industry overall though, which in 2016 was estimated at $350 Billion in total.
Rejoice! Too bad though, the downside is there has to be something, anything, to catch the customer’s eye. This one is eye catching. It’s got a frickin tiger with frickin laser beams coming out of its frickin eyes…
It’s the eye of the tiger! On acid!
As you can tell from my photo there isn’t much head and much to Charlie Sheen’s dismay, it is 0% tiger’s blood by volume. It’s a hazy yellow and has a bit of sweet fruitiness (pineapple, maybe) and yeast upfront, like an unfiltered wheat beer. From the standpoint of hop insanity, this one will disappoint the hopheads among us. You smell them; you certainly know they are there but they aren’t going prompt questions from the authorities as to your mental state–your driving erratically on the sidewalk will do that. Overall it’s a pretty balanced brew, but given it’s bitchin 1970s psychedelic label it seems like they are trying way too hard to sell me something. Elysian DAYGLOW IPA 2.8/5.
Another one I was disappointed by was from Stone. Typically, I like what they put out. While insulting their customers is the norm for them, lately it’s gone beyond their usual ribbing and ventured clearly into virtue signaling. This is part of an annual release of the winner of a contest between their employees, so I’ll hold my nose and give them a shot.
The flavor palate on this one is similar to Elysian’s but the hops on the back end are a bit more robust. Still a bit disappointing given what they are capable of. Stone Merc-Machine Double IPA: 2.9/5
P.S. About my OT last week.
I think it came out just fine. 3 ½ minutes per pound. The temperature was all over the place after I pulled the turkey out so it was at approximately 350F. When I dropped it in it was at 380, so I closed the valve and let it settle around 350, but had to fire the gas back up once it dropped to 325 ten minutes later. Total cook time was 18 mins.
For those that like it rare, here is your beloved center cut.
Read another John Ferris novel, Fiends, a good take on the admittedly small psychic-Iceland-elves-take-over-a-small-Southern-town-and-skin-hippies genre. A shame really. Iceland elves are metal af. Despite the synopsis on Goodreads, the elves, The Unwashed Children of Eve, are not vampires at all, but Huldufólk. (“Elf” is apparently a pejorative, and Huldufólk is the polite term. I assume “elf” gets thrown around a lot on Huldufólk rap albums.)
Next was A Grin of the Dark, by Ramsey Campbell. It is a clown-based twist on the book/film/book that kills you/drives you mad/compels you to murder idea. Tubby Thackeray’s silent films are almost impossible to find and even his name has been almost completely erased from film history, only a few mentions of a court case where the philosophy professor-turned-grotesque-clown was charged with inciting a riot after a screening of one of his films. Our protagonist, saddled with unemployment and a girlfriend whose parents might actually be from hell, hopes to revive his career by digging up Tubby’s lost body of work. It doesn’t go well. If you have clourophobia, avoid this, it’s all ghostly laughter and greasepaint, IT meets The Ring. But there is an internet troll in the plot that I swear is modeled on Tulpa at his most wound-up and the awful in-laws are hilariously awful indeed.
And finally, I read The Haunted Vagina, by Carlton Mellick III. This is my second work by Mellick after being drawn in a year or so ago by his prosaically titled Baby Jesus Butt Plug. The Haunted Vagina is, as you might infer from the title, about a girl with a haunted vagina. Steve tries to learn to live with the ghostly voices from Stacy’s vagina because otherwise, she is perfect. But when an epic bout of 69 causes an adult human skeleton to crawl out of Stacy’s vagina and Steve is forced to beat it to pieces with a night table, he decides he has had enough. But the seductive Stacy convinces Steve to explore her haunted vagina, and he finds an entire haunted world. Short, to the point, and surprisingly sweet, I really liked like this novella. With such evocative titles as Satan Burger, The Faggiest Vampire, Zombies and Shit, The Menstruating Mall, and Razor Wire Pubic Hair, I will be reading more Mellick in the near future.
Riven
I’ve not made any progress, again, on The Skinner by Neal Asher. I’d make excuses, but I don’t have any that are good. I can’t even promise I’m going to get serious about reading next month, either, now that I have a Zelda game to play again. *And no one ever saw Riven again*
SP
I am simultaneously reading three very different biographies of Sir Richard Francis Burton.
Captain Sir Richard Francis Burton: A Biography by Edward Rice (1990)
A Rage to Live: A Biography of Richard & Isabel Burton by Mary S Lovell (1998)
The Devil Drives: A Life of Sir Richard Burton by Fawn M Brodie (1967)
Since I’m typing this on my phone in the dark so I don’t miss the morning deadline, I will share some commentary below later on. (I’ll also add links to save you having to enact your own book-acquiring labor.)
Brett L
I started 3 or 4 trashy urban fantasy “series” on Kindle unlimited. I just have to face the fact that I’ve reached the Sturgeon Limit on LitRPG and Urban Fantasy. The rest are crap. I did read Pianist in a Bordello, a debut novel that is an all-in-good-fun romp about a budding politician discussing his growing up around an often-absent (except as deus ex machina) lefist radical father and California Republican Senator grandfather. Despite the cartoonishness of his politics, a good read.
Also, I listened to Adm. William McRaven’s Make Your Bed, which is an expansion of the great commencement speech he gave to the University of Texas’ graduating class of 2014. Still a short book, a quick listen, and great for gearing yourself up for the New Years’ resolutions and setting yourself up for the inevitable failure and disappointment.
Old Man With Candy
Because I cheerfully flaunt my nerdhood, I will confess to having received an e-book version of the classic Art of Electronics by Horowitz and Hill and am digging my way through. This is the 3rd edition, and it’s about double the size of my previous copy- and the additions ain’t filler. If you love electronics (and I do), this is the Torah.
Web Dominatrix
I’m nose deep in two great but distinctly different books right now. The first is Good Manners for Nice People who Sometimes Say Fuck, which was a delightful Christmas gift that explores how we became so rude and what we can do about it. And, after my usual Christmas Eve tradition of watching Hogfather, I’m back on a Terry Prachett kick that usually lasts til mid- February. I’m also reading his book Making Money.
This is the world globalists want!“Green Lives Matter” – Yes, our Border Patrol actually believes this shit.
Earlier this week, President Trump delivered his second annual speech concerning his administration’s national security strategy. In it, Trump presented a Manichean world, in which America’s cultural, economic, and military hegemony must be maintained at all costs against an insidious Asiatic peril that consists of the combined forces of Cathay and the Volga Tartar. While it is encouraging to finally see recognition of the fact that “history” is far from over, with Trump specifically, and without obfuscation, declaring Russia and China as “rival” nations of which “protection” of a nebulously defined American economic interest is a prerequisite for “cooperation,” one is forced to inquire in what essential way does Trump’s national security policy deviate from the zero-sumWeltanschauung of the neoconservatives?
After all, it was Trump’s putative national security and foreign policies that were the banner Rockwellians held aloft, front and center, when declaring a ‘libertarian case for Trump’. Instead, the bill of goods sold to libertarians by Bannon, Gorka, Miller, et alia was merely the The Project for a New American Century covered with a lamina of mercantilistic trade protectionism. Thus, what we have now is a mandate to para-militarize our borders to serve the triple purposes of escalating the Wars on Drugs, Terrorism, and Illegal Immigration; increased federal spending to defense and infrastructure cronies; going all-in on the Israeli position in the Middle East, the provision of arms to Ukraine, and continued support for adventures abroad to “confront, discredit, and defeat radical Islamic terrorism and ideology.” As we have learned on Monday, there is no meaningful distinction between the Trump administration’s strategy and the six major articles of the Wolfowitz Doctrine.
I can never understand the obsession with Santa Claus. Since this is the right time of year and since associating products with Christmas is lazy but effective marketing, there’s no sense in fighting it.
See? Lazy marketing, and I fell for it.
This is my review of Rogue Santa’s Private Reserve Ale. Go ahead and pretend I drove 2 1/2 hours north just to take this photo.
Even as a kid it seemed a dubious task: one extremely obese man flies around the world delivering presents to all the good girls and boys on a single night. As an adult, unless Santa Claus holds the key to traveling between time and space it’s downright impossible. Besides, what does he do with the other 364 days out of the year? For one thing, Santa is actually an avid shooter. Here is a photo of him at the 2016 Las Vegas Shot Show:
“You may think there’s no such thing as Santa…”
He also spends his time in the summer riding the open road. Here he is at the annual Sturgis rally:
“…But as for me and grandpa, we believe.”
Santa has a lot going for him, and since he is a pretty high profile guy crisscrossing international airspace every year, the good folks at NORAD track his every move. Even if they started tracking him by accident, its once again proof there is nothing left to cut.
In previous years, this beer was a pretty standard winter lager. There was nothing wrong with it, and Rogue probably managed to sell every ounce of the stuff. Despite this, they determined that 2017 would be the year they change it up. Maybe they got tired of people comparing it to Sam Adams Winter Lager or the overall market saturation this time of year with winter lager-I don’t know.
Whatever the reason it was a good move, as the result is something much better in my opinion. It is now a Belgian-style ale. It is very fragrant, with notes of sour fruit. They list cherry and raspberry specifically. It is definitely a malty beer, but the tartness counters the overall sweetness nicely. Like everything else this time of year, it only comes once so find it while you still can. Unless you are the type that thinks Scrooge got soft and the Grinch was a poser, you’ll enjoy this. Rogue Santa’s Private Reserve 2017: 4.5/5
And if you do think Scrooge got soft and the Grinch was a poser, here’s some girls at Sturgis peddling Jack Daniels:
Recently, congress actually did something. I know, I am as shocked as you are. I was even more floored to learn that what they did was something I was happy about. The house recently passed HR 38, better known as the Concealed Carry Reciprocity Act. This bill, if passed, will provide ‘full faith and credit’ protections provided by the constitution to concealed carry permits. What this means is that your state issued concealed carry permit will be valid in all states, just like your driver’s license and marriage license (SLD fucking state licensing). This of course has causedmuchpant shittingterror in the liberal world, because if enacted, flyover hicks (myself included) would be crawling all over New York, LA, and every other liberal bubble armed to the teeth. It’s one thing to arm criminally negligent illegal aliens or teenage gang members, but that hayseed with a MAGA hat and a Ruger LCR in his pocket is just too much to deal with. Today I want to take a glimpse into the future, a future where concealed carry is the de facto legal standard. Join me while we explore.. TRUMPS AMERICA! (horns blare, title fades to black)
What would be the result of national reciprocity? Defiant hysterical opposition, initially. Those latte sipping snowflakes aren’t going to just smile nervously and let a bunch of heavily armed Nazis march into their cities (insert France joke here). Expect a lot of illegal arrests, a lot of lawsuits, and probably at least one officer involved shooting where he is as guilty as the DNC’s IT staff but gets off cause ‘muh fear for muh safety!’. Eventually the defendants will be found innocent, the unlawful detainment lawsuits will succeed, and the coasts will be brought kicking and screaming to the reality that we do live in the same country. This is where it gets interesting. You see, once the coastal elite realize no one is coming to save them and this is the reality they now inhabit, they are going to have to make a choice: either stick to their guns (pun intended) and insist their path is righteous, or demand to have the same ability to carry concealed as the unwashed horde now terrorizing their city. Knowing what I know about the average progressive and his moral integrity, they will universally choose the latter. I expect to see mobs with pitchforks and torches (since, you know, they don’t have guns) demanding shall issue concealed carry in all of the restrictive states within a few years. Hawaii may be able to hold out, since they are an island and flying with guns is still a pain in the ass, but the rest will fall like dominos.
Then the miracle will happen. Those people on the coasts, the ones that swore to god and their country that national reciprocity would lead to blood in the streets, that Armageddon is nigh, will wake up and realize that they are still alive. Some of them might even find a handgun on their nightstand and a second picture ID in their wallet. And that is when the lie will come crashing down. They will realize that gun ownership is not some mark of the devil, and that carrying a gun doesn’t turn you into a Klansman. It is simply the end result of being a responsible member of society. A society that understands that there are those that exist to exploit and intimidate others for their own personal gain, and at the end of the day you are your own first responder.
Am I being a bit naive in my assessment? Perhaps. Maybe the courts completely disregard the written intent and prior law and declare the bill unconstitutional. Perhaps the police simply ignore the law and the prosecutors look the other way. Maybe the blue states prosecute every defensive shooting so aggressively that carrying concealed is a greater liability than it is worth. But maybe I am right. And if I am, this will be the greatest cultural shift in America in recent history. For the first time in 50 years, guns will become normalized. That is what the progressives truly fear. They have based so much of their rhetoric on othering gun owners, painting them as racists, knuckle draggers, vigilantes, closet murders, that should the curtain be pulled back on this it would be damn near a death blow to their culture war. How can you continue to live the lie of the evil gun owner when your daily existence contradicts that? When your friends and relatives prove you wrong every time you go out to dinner? When random strangers smile and hold open doors for you instead of shooting you dead? You can’t. This is my vision of the future. As a gun owner, and an eternal optimist, I can only hope.
Hat tip to F. Stupidity, Jr. for the brilliant idea.
jesse.in.mb
Leaning, not doctrinaire. I’ll keep a bug-out bag handy for the next round of purity purges.
Swiss Servator
Minarchist. I previously wielded government power over other people’s life, liberty and property. The experience was…enlightening. Now I shun any dominion over my fellow man, and would hope to see government power limited, severely, over everyone’s life liberty or property.
Brett L
I have an idea of what is Good for me, I have no way of proving it is Good for anyone else. I believe that every human is equally valuable and there is no “fair” way to determine which individuals or groups “deserve” something from our society (whether that be help or to be on the wrong end of the “Trolley Dilemma”). Being a somewhat social animal, people are eventually going to contend in their quest for their Good. I believe that: strong protections of property are vital, people can’t be property, intentional or negligent taking of life is the worst rights violation, and a small, impartial, rigidly process bound entity for settling rights disputes is probably necessary. I have resigned myself to the fact that taking principled stands on this will forever put me on the side of assholes and bigots — so long as they are doing so in a way that doesn’t harm anyone physically or defraud another person. I don’t know what that makes me.
Heroic Mulatto
Recognizing that in current usage the term encompass several different but related schools of thought, I do identify as libertarian. Indeed, much like a Gold Star Lesbian, from the age of 13 when I first developed some semblance of a political conscious, I have never been outside of the libertarian umbrella. My journey has taken me from Objectivist, to card-carrying member of the Libertarian Party, to where I sit now: the Voluntaryist school of anarcho-capitalism.
SugarFree
Small-l libertarian, for lack of a better term. The LP is like watching clowns slapping each other with their own dicks, but I do support them out in The Normal World because, once again, there is a lack of a better alternative. I don’t think of myself as an anarcho-whatever because I don’t believe anarchy is truly self-sustaining–some form of government is inevitable because of The Irritating Asshole Problem–so you better constrain it as long as you can, keep it weak and beaten-down. Like Nietzsche, I look for reasons not to be an out-right nihilist but often fail and slip into the blackest sort of cynicism about the nature of man.
Riven
I consider myself a libertarian. Turn-ons: property rights, contracts, limited government, free market solutions, incentives. Turn-offs: drug and firearm laws, meddling foreign policies, government contracted infrastructure, taxes, preemptive and violent action.
Old Man With Candy
Let’s see… Bill of Rights absolutist, check. Delimited government powers, check. Free market economics, check. No special privileges or restrictions on unions, check. Anti-intervention and antiwar other than defense, check. Freedom of association, check. Freedom of contract, check. No desire for “leaders” and an attitude that elected officials are the hired help, check.
Yeah, I guess I’m a libertarian.
Gojira
Far be it for me to disagree with my esteemed colleague Heroic Mulatto, but I personally don’t consider voluntaryist anarchists (which I am) to fall under the umbrella of libertarianism. I consider anarchism to be aspirational, an overarching philosophy to guide moral decision making, even if it quite possibly can never be perfectly/completely realized.
That having been said, drawing any attention to or harping on the differences between us all is like the leftists and rightists within the CPUSA duking it out in…1901. The distinctions between all anti-government thought are so slight in comparison with the differences we have with the 97% of humanity that believes passionately in CONTROL that infighting is pointless right now. Anyone who wants less government is a potential ally. We can worry about these other details after the Tsar has been overthrown.
Sloopyinca
Yeah, I think I am, in principle. I’m probably leaning a lot more conservative than most of today’s libertarians because I’m probably a little more religious than most libertarians are. And certainly more than most Libertarians are. I hate pubsec unions. I hate compelled participation in government programs. I hate the “progressive” tax system. I hate the welfare state. I hate any government spending that’s not related to protecting life and property (both militarily and police-wise), or for operating our criminal and civil court systems and jails. I’m not a big fan of drugs but don’t think it’s “society’s” business to regulate what someone puts in their own body. I don’t think we should have a federal government that regulates markets or negotiates trade policies. I believe in the natural rights of self defense, freedom of expression, free association, private property and due process and think they’ve been all but demolished by the state.
I’d be open borders if the above were implemented but realize it will continue to create massive problems if not curtailed until then.
So before I ramble on too long, I’ll just say yes, I’m as libertarian as I can be in the current climate. And if certain things our government does with its money were ended, I’d be even more libertarian.
Now that the playoffs are right around the corner, let’s do things a little differently. Instead of running down each division, it’s time to take stock of who’s out, who’s in, and who’s got a shot at the big brass ring. We’ll save picks for the end.
ELIMINATED
AFC: Cleveland, Indianapolis, Denver, Houston
NFC: Giants, 49ers, Bears, Buccaneers, Redskins
Who do you want to hitch your wagon to in the future? Cleveland will have their choice of QB in the 2018 Draft, and if their guy turns out like Carson Wentz or Jared Goff, there’s enough talent in the fold to turn them around in a couple of years. On the other hand, it’s the Browns. For the Colts, if Andrew Luck can return at a high level (big if), they won’t have to draft a QB in the first round – they could right the ship quickly with an impact rookie or two. Is Denver’s great defense going to remain effective by the time their new QB (one would assume) gets his sea legs? Speaking of young QBs, is Houston’s recovery really as simple as “Deshaun Watson and JJ Watt come back and we’re in contention”? Watt breaks something every other year – can he be effective again after this many injuries? Is a few great games by Watson enough evidence that he’s for real?
The Giants are in for at least a couple more lean years, although watching the continuing deterioration of Odell Beckham’s sanity should provide some unintentional entertainment. Jimmy Garoppolo should be fine at QB, but the 49ers aren’t upwardly mobile just yet. With a little draft luck, the Redskins could be in the hunt for a playoff spot next year; the Bears and Buccaneers look well-placed to be competitive for a couple of years. In the latter case, a coaching change would appear to be in order.
ALREADY IN
AFC: Pittsburgh
NFC: Philadelphia
Two teams with serious Lombardi aspirations – and serious injuries. In western Pennsylvania, Steelers LB Ryan Shazier will not return this season; out east, the Eagles will have to make do without a leading MVP candidate in QB Carson Wentz. The Steelers should be okay without their defensive star; the Eagles’ prospects aren’t as bad as they might seem:
1) Home-field advantage. The Eagles have the inside track to earning it, and while home field isn’t as big in the NFL as it is in the NBA, it’s better than not having it
2) The offensive line. Even without Jason Peters, the Eagles O-line is perhaps the best in the league. If you’re trying to make things easier on your backup QB, a great line is the best way to do so. Speaking of backup QBs…
3) Nick Foles. Sure, he’s not really as good as he looked under Chip Kelly, but he’s got a track record. He’s not a second year guy or some guy who’s spent a career holding a clipboard – he’s a proven guy, a known quantity. He’s not going to lose games, and he might even make some plays to help win them
IN IF NOTHING CHANGES
AFC: New England, Jacksonville, Kansas City (division leaders), Tennessee, Buffalo
NFC: Minnesota, LA Rams, New Orleans (division leaders), Carolina, Atlanta
I was as shocked as you all were when the Patriots laid an egg in Miami, but obviously they’ll be clinching the AFC East very soon. Odds are that they and Pittsburgh will earn first-round byes. It would take a miracle for the AFC West champ to catch the Pats, and Jacksonville has already lost once to Tennessee with one more matchup ahead. Buffalo’s hold on the #6 seed is extremely light, and they’ve got the Dolphins twice and another Patriots game left on their schedule. Someone else will be in that spot after week 17.
Things get very muddled in the NFC after the Eagles and Vikings. The Rams could still miss out on a playoff spot entirely. The NFC South is very much up for grabs in spite of the Falcons sleepwalking through half the season and the Panthers’ leaning so heavily on Cam Newton to bolster their running game.
STILL ALIVE
AFC: Baltimore, LA Chargers, Miami, Oakland, Cincinnati, NY Jets
NFC: Seattle, Dallas, Detroit, Green Bay, Arizona
Baltimore will probably end up with Buffalo’s spot. The Chargers could still get in if they win the AFC West, and they’re tied with the Chiefs with one more game between them left to play. (KC won the first one) Oakland still has a shot because they’re only a game back in division; Miami’s division is not up for grabs. Cincy and the Jets (my favorite Elton John song) are both 5-8; I can’t imagine what sort of demonic magic it would take for either of those teams to get in.
Seattle is down a tiebreak to Atlanta; if nothing changes, they’re out. They almost have to win the NFC West to get in. They’ve won the first matchup with the Rams with another one to go, so they’ve got a good shot at it. Dallas, Detroit and Green Bay play in divisions that are already clinched or just about there; I can’t see any of them leapfrogging Atlanta and Seattle. Arizona is 6-7, so they’re even worse off.
So this is how the playoff tree’s gonna look in a few weeks:
AFC – Pittsburgh (1), New England (2), Jacksonville (3), LA Chargers (4), Tennessee (5), Baltimore (6)
NFC – Philadelphia (1), Minnesota (2), New Orleans (3), Seattle (4), Carolina (5), LA Rams (6)
If it turns out I’m wrong, I will subscribe to Teen Vogue for one year. If I’m right, I will subscribe for two years. On to the picks!
Denver 25 @ Indianapolis 13 (F – 12-14)
Chicago @ Detroit – Chicago has nothing to play for
LA Chargers @ Kansas City – Like I said, I’m off the bandwagon
NY Jets @ New Orleans – Oh, come on
Arizona @ Washington – this should finish off the Cards
Cincinnati @ Minnesota – Minnesota can still earn home field advantage
Green Bay @ Carolina – Rodgers picked a bad week to come back
Philadelphia @ NY Giants – Foles picked a good week for his first start of the season
Baltimore @ Cleveland – One. Last. Time.
Miami @ Buffalo – Miami’s played well last week and Buffalo has QB issues
Houston @ Jacksonville – Did Bill O’Brien play the head coach in Varsity Blues?
LA Rams @ Seattle – Losses like this are growing pains for an up-and-comer
Tennessee @ San Francisco – Tennessee’s fighting for their playoff lives
New England @ Pittsburgh – I doubt Belichick goes all-in to win this one
Dallas @ Oakland – “What a great matchup!” said the late 1970’s
Atlanta @ Tampa Bay – This loss will sink the Falcons playoff hopes
PICKS
Week 14: 10-5
Total: 100-63 (I just need five more correct picks to clinch a winning season!)
This is my review of Goose Island Bourbon County Stout.
Barrels are one of oldest inventions in use today. Herodotus is credited with the earliest written account over the use of barrels to transport wine, during the 5th century BC (or BCE if you are so inclined). The barrel itself may have origins further into antiquity due to evidence the Egyptians used buckets with slats held together by a metal ring dating to 2690 BCE. There isn’t much of a jump between a bucket’s design and a barrel, simply build your bucket higher, curve the slats, add another ring and give it a lid. Your bucket is now a barrel.
It is difficult to say who built it first. Some believe an iron age civilization such as the Celts or the Vikings. Others credit the Romans, who previously transported wine in clay jugs. The word for the tradesman, Cooper, after all comes from the Latin word Cupa, which means cask. And of course there is always this theory…
Falling further down the rabbit hole, gun barrels were initially built in a similar fashion. Due to the medieval guild system, where tradesman rarely worked with others outside the guild, lest they learn the trade secrets, coopers were consulted to build barrels for hand cannons. The earliest design was constructed by slabs of metal arranged in a cylinder with metal collars welded around the cylinder for strength. Later designs where a cylindrical blank was bored out, followed by rifling to cut into the bore was developed when the tools, techniques and metallurgy allowed for the modern design. This is why gun barrels are called barrels.
This is no ordinary stout. It is aged in a bourbon barrel that otherwise would spend the next 30 years in Scotland turning whisky into something that smells like burnt leather boots. This is a 14.5% abv beast that has a high enough alcohol content and is complex enough that a disciplined drinker can age this similar to wine for up to 5 years–per the instructions on the bottle. The bottle itself is well done. Instead of settling on the standard bomber, they opted to have their own fashioned with their name permanently embossed in the bottle. This tells me no corner was cut, no expense was spared in crafting this…and I slammed it down with a beer bong!
Like a champ
No, not really. They call for a brandy snifter but the one I have is sized to hold an ounce of liquor so I called the trusty chalice out of the bullpen. The beer pours like used 10w30. Its nose reminds me of fresh cut wood, whiskey, fruitcake and chocolate. You are greeted with an intense rush of sweet bourbon and finishes with like a smooth imperial stout. It’s really difficult to describe it, so you have to try one of these yourself. It is crafted in the manner of old where a craftsman, expert in his trade, puts everything he has into every project and gives his customer the best quality work possible. It’s a limited release for 2017 so I bought another the following morning to keep in my liquor cabinet. It costs $10 now, but if you find it later….Goose Island Bourbon County Stout 4.9/5.
There is a Romanian phrase, used when someone abuses a certain issue, which can be paraphrased along the line of, “Easy with the Western Culture down the stairs.” If you rush too much, you may break whatever you are rushing with, is the meaning. I feel that recently this is the case with Western Culture in the Culture/Social Justice/Whatfuckingever wars that do not seem to go away.
There are two facets to this. Well let’s not go to binary, like gender there are a million facets to this. One is that the CW/SJW thing is often little more than a massive distraction, a lot of noise to drown the signal, keep the participants busy while corrupt politicians keep doing corrupt politician shit. On the other hand, it cannot be fully ignored, because aspects of it are very dangerous. One of the main components of this was/is the late/great Western Culture. I will address this, sort of, kind of, with plenty of to be sure and wimpy language.
So let’s get ready to a-rumble… in the ehm Red (Pinko sometimes) corner we have the Progressive Left. In the Other Red corner we have the various flavours of the alt right. In the middle we have the enlightened alt centrist; the self-described non regressive left; the modern right; the cosmotarians; and a few odds and ends. In the end, we have the battle of progressives versus literal Nazis. And western culture is at the forefront, it is the gloves, if you will.
Culture or a pile of rocks?
To start with, let’s go to Wikipedia, because why not. “Western culture, sometimes equated with Western civilization, Occidental culture, the Western world, Western society, European civilization, or Judeo-Greco-Christian civilization, is a term used very broadly to refer to a heritage of social norms, ethical values, traditional customs, belief systems, political systems and specific artifacts and technologies that have some origin or association with Europe.”
So, as we can see, Western Culture is a very expansive category. It can mean many things to many people (for some The Sistine chapel, for others The Chive and the invention of the bikini), then and there, now and here. This is why I am rather wary of overusing it as some generic all-encompassing term in a debate. We must defend western culture is the rallying cry. Which one? Which parts of it? To what ends? These are questions I feel we need to keep in mind.
Just as a side note, I find the construct Judeo-Greco-Christian rather silly, and one of the things that annoys me about some modern conservatives. For most western history this was not a thing, as Christians were highly divided until recently and Jews have a long history of not being on the best terms with the mighty western culture. There is no single unified Judeo-Greco-Christian tradition. Yes, various flavors of Christian and Jew contributed to the development of the ideas behind the West, and the culture obviously developed in the context of religion. But this is not enough for this construct.
I might state that I am not religious and I see little worth to attaching so called western values to a religion or other in the present, especially since a number of the enlightenment people who developed these values, while most likely being religious themselves, did not approach philosophy from a religious angle. Judeo –Christian means in modern speak not Muslim and sometimes not secular, and it is an attempt to try to co-opt all sorts of people as a collective. It is, as we say in Romania, an ostrichcamel.
Good church need not be huge. Mind the hellfire.
Now, for a second side note, let’s get subjective, as the various warriors are wont to do. You may not have noticed, but I am a Romanian. As such, I am somewhat at the fringes of western culture. Romania was not traditionally part of it, or not fully, at least. Always scurrying along the edges, looking in. An eastern orthodox nation heavily influenced by Russian and the Ottoman Empire, the habits, mores, traditions are different. We were of course part of Christendom in the premodern era, and had elements of western and eastern culture. And many a times the leaders wanted more, Romania was always on a long slow path to being more of a part of the West. When joining the EU many said we joined Europe.
With all that said, I can say I admire many a thing about western culture, and as a modern Romanian I consider myself part of it. But I do not like to look at it as a uniform thing. As a libertarian, I like liberty and individualism. As a human I like security, prosperity and everything that comes with that. And I like the parts of Western culture that promoted those things, many then, most if not all, other human cultures. I am also critical of elements of Western Culture that did the opposite.
I do not like mindless worship of anything, including culture. And I do not like nostalgia about some long lost ideal past. There was never such a thing. All cultures need improvement and everything needs criticism. Humans, and their societies, are hardly perfect. And it looks to me like all these western culture warriors only use it as a rhetorical tool and little else.
The free speech war is a good example in this regard. One should not think rightists want to preserve free speech when they did not in the past. Just like the true face of the left free speech movement was seen after they thought they could get speech they didn’t like banned. It is also good to notice that, while free speech was a value of Western Culture and vigorously defended by many in the past, it needed vigorous defence precisely as it was constantly under attack by elements of the same culture.
One issue is that, as a libertarian, you often are accused of wanting to go back to sometime in the past because you want a reduction in taxes regulations and general involvement of the state in the economy. This is due to the fact that leftist arguing 101 is to scream racist at people, and they constantly try to equate thinking that the regulatory environment was better in the past, that the whole society was better, and that you want all aspects of that society including the racism and discrimination. This is false and should be countered, which why it is important to phrase arguments properly beyond the western culture thing.
I often sample western culture myself.
Me, I do not want to go back. I do not like the phrase going forward either to be honest. But, to take the standard analogy, going forward on the wrong road is not a good idea. I want to go down the road to more liberty. If this implies certain aspects to be more like they were in the past, it is not going back, it is going toward liberty. If I find things wrong in the past, but OK now, I want to keep them. If there was something wrong then and wrong now, I do not want to “move forward,” I want change towards liberty. But I do not appreciate keeping things as they are just because that’s how they are. If they are wrong, they must be changed.
Everyone thinks repealing laws they don’t like is progress, but repealing laws they do like is regressive. Which is natural, let’s not stop progress towards my goal. But switching targets is not regressive in itself, even if I don’t like the targets. The trick to improvement is to keep the parts that are good and change the ones that are not. Change for the sake of change is not always desirable. And not everything new is good.
With all the previous caveats, I do believe that western culture is up there with the best that human achieved, lacking as it may be. I do not judge the past based on the future, and while there are things in 1800 I find wrong, it does not in any way invalidate western culture or the achievement of those people, mostly white men who sometimes owned slaves or maybe didn’t think women should have equal rights.
Free markets and capitalism brought the biggest increase in human prosperity in history. Of course this does not mean that some industrialists did not treat their employees poorly, although governments did have something to do with constant meddling. But this does not take away the achievements of capitalism, nor does it mean that without the big government of today, conditions would have remained like in the 1800s. Society and ideas evolve, views and attitudes improve. And above all, economic and technological growth moves things in the right direction, despite what government or some of the worse industrialists would want. You do not need the benevolence of the capitalist to improve worker conditions; the market does that just fine if you let it be. But I do not glorify the 1800s.
I believe that the best development of the West was individualism and individual negative rights. This led to liberty and values that lead to a successful life. Through the tumultuous past, I see ideals of liberty as a fine wire weaved through, moving things the right way. There probably is an English expression for this but I can’t figure it out.
Be a good person. Educate yourself. Earn your keep, have stable relationships, raise you children right (should you have any), and be charitable to the less fortunate. Help your neighbours, family and friends – as long as they deserve it. Be fair, be just. Do not initiate violence. Drink good scotch. Don’t dress like a clown. This is all a part of western culture that must be not only kept but enhanced. We don’t have enough of it. But it is not necessarily exclusive to western culture and it was not, sadly, an overwhelming component of it.
The height of Western political though has been achieved
And here lies the problem that makes me somewhat more favorable towards the pro west-cult people than The Others. The right try to make of western culture something that it was not, and some sort of sacred cow. The progressive left, and even worse the postmodern left (yeah yeah I know the word postmodern gets thrown about a lot, but I believe it applies), the SJWs of the world are in fact a much bigger threat. They do want to tear down all elements of western culture. Which is stupid. It is more than stupid, it is insane. Tearing down everything means there is nothing worth keeping. This is utterly ridiculous, as they were quite obviously the most successful nations, even when it comes to the stuff leftist claim to care about such as tolerance, secularism etc. And being collectivists, they want to tear down individualism. This can only lead to disaster.
Why are these people so suicidal insane? It is hard to tell. Human nature one would suppose. They are so desperate to push their idiotic economic ideology, that they just don’t care what they destroy doing so. How someone may think this is a good idea is baffling. Fiat Socialism, pereat mundus, I suppose. Red or dead. Communism or bust.
The moderate left is timidly fighting back, and more and more. This is not just the YouTube sphere of the so called non-regressive left, but more of the mainstream. There is of course the vestige of the non-prog left, which does admit some value to western culture. These people are, of course, literally Nazis.
Because there are times when you are stuck in a place that has nothing better. Maybe you are at a baseball game and don’t want to look like a douche. Maybe you are in Vegas and they give you a free beer while you play the craps machine. You are principled and thus your favorite beer is called, “free” and your second favorite is called, “cold”….
….okay maybe beer is beer and maybe we should just leave it at that. Why fuss about it?
This is my review of the only beer on the planet with the balls to have George Clooney narrate a commercial: Budweiser.
Just to get this out of the way, these have a mean score around 2/5 on my usual 5 (or 20-DenverJ) point scale. So these need to be scored differently but judged in as objective a manner possible. All of these:
Quaffed in high quantity; available in 24oz cans and sold as part of a 2 for 1 special. Yes, I drank 48 oz of beer in one sitting for each specimen.
Have no pretense of cultural significance. All are available at a gas station, specifically the CircleK in my neighborhood (PV/Shadow Mountain area of Phoenix).
Consumed from the same glass that is not particularly fancy. Don’t worry I cleaned it.
Nothing to fuss about, given their very minor qualities. So these were all the only beer I had that day, following a trip to gym. I was in no position to be picky.
They will be graded by:
Price.
Skunkiness. (5 point scale)
Ability to get me drunk. (5 point scale)
Marketing campaign. (5 point scale)
Points will be added to the price for a total numerical score. Lower or higher the better? I don’t know, I will make this your call. I fully expect to be excoriated in the comments for my methodology.
Hat Tip:
Budweiser therefore, stacks up like this:
Price: 2 for $3.50
Skunkiness: It is as terrible as it ever was. 4/5
Ability to get me drunk: 2/5
Marketing: Good. Bad. Ugly. Like Clooney is ever going to knock back a sixer of Bud like the proles. I’ll be fair, they are trying to make beer in space. 3/5.
Do they even sell these in six packs anymore or do they just go with the oil can? Next up, is something that meets all my criteria but unlikely to be found anywhere near you:
San Tan Moon Juice Galactic IPA:
Price: 2 for $4.00.
Skunkiness: 2/5 (technically an IPA–score is debateable)
Ability to get me drunk: My wife was ever so pissed. 5/5 (7.3% abv)
Marketing: 0
Total: 11
This might be unfair since it’s an IPA but it met all the criteria. Next up:
Gilmore
Coors Light:
Price: 2 for $3.50.
Skunkiness: 3/5
Ability to get me drunk: Meh. My daughter can handle this. 1/5
Marketing: John Wayne? Okay, but Clint Eastwood was better. *shudders* John Denver… You lost all the goodwill from CGI Duke and The Gunny, Coors. This is what makes people light their own country music awards on fire. You should get less than nothing for this, but my stated methodology said nothing about negative scores. Then there is Smokey and the Bandit, but that classic of Americana loses points for Sally Field. 1/5
Total: 8.5
This next one was actually pretty good. New Belgium supposedly sought to steal market share from InBev and MolsonCoors brands by making a yellow lawn mower beer to counter the corporate giants buying craft breweries and distributing them across the country. The result is like that scene from Casino where Joe Pesci’s character gets mad about the FBI watching him, so he literally has his guys watch them back. It’s a pretty good golden ale. Nothing to write home about and definitely non-threatening.
Who doesn’t want to get blazed in the middle of the day?
Sorry, I need to stop here. There are several others that span a spectrum between Corona and Colt 45, but quite frankly…I do not like you guys enough to continue drinking like I am homeless. Have a good weekend.