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  • Tuesday Afternoon Linky-Links

    They be rapin’ all the robots up here! John Banzhaf and Congress will protect you, robot ladies.

    Ever wonder how we are all going to die? NASA is sending Tweets into space. If there is anything that says more clearly “We’re morons, murder us and take our planet,” I’m not sure what it is. Maybe that gold LP we sent out into space with Voyager was worse, the one that tells intelligences cold and vast that “We have so much gold we just fling it into space!” and “We’re pathetic hispters who love records, please kill us and tentacle-molest our trilbys.”

     

    I, a Fat, Beautiful Black Woman, Get Lots of Sex. Why Does That Bother You?

    If you follow me on Twitter, then you know that I am sex-positive and discuss various topics related to sex all the time. It’s no secret that I am openly nonmonogamous, a believer in polyamory and a size queen with no gag reflex who loves a big dick.

    The Prussian Blue Defense; or What? We paid these assholes $80,000,000?

    The court rejected the psychologists’ arguments that they were not responsible for all of the CIA’s interrogation activities and had nothing to do with the interrogations of two of the men.

    They also claimed they were not responsible for specific decisions to use so-called “enhanced interrogation techniques” in the specific cases of the three, but only broadly supplied the CIA with a list of methods to choose from.

    Defending that act as legal, they cited a post-World War II war trial which cleared a technician involved in supplying poison Zyklon B gas to Nazi concentration camps of culpability in mass murder.

    Election night rage-fuck makes evil infant

    I also should have known right away that whatever was growing inside of me was no normal baby. Between the plague of Pepe frogs falling from the sky onto our roof, the small pack of rabid jackals who followed me everywhere and kept scaring off the visitors, and the two horns rooted in the skull of my fetus that we observed on the sonogram, something seemed…off.

  • The Hat and The Hair: Episode 56

    “Can’t you just play golf, Donald?” the hair asked quietly.

    “Oh, shut up,” the hat replied. “Let him do what he wants. It’s his vacation.”

    “Working vacation,” Donald mumbled, flipping through the photos again on his phone. “I’m working this vacation. Phone calls and meetings.” He was dragging his driver behind him as he walked the green.

    “Give your driver to the caddy, Donald,” the hat told him.

    “Reince used to be my caddy. He was an OK, caddy. Not the best,” Donald mumbled. He dropped the driver to hold the phone in both of his hands, bring it up close to his face. The hair looked down at the phone from under the hat.

    “Donald, you shouldn’t be doing this to yourself,” the hair said. “It’s not healthy.”

    “I have perfect health. The best health. My healthy is so classy,” Donald replied absently.

    “I want to go fishing,” Donald said.

    “You’re playing golf right now,” the hat said, “And you just walked right past your ball.”

    “My balls are so healthy,” Donald said, the phone almost touching his nose as he stared into it. “I’ll have my doctor release my testicle report.”

    “DONALD!” the hair yelled, “You’re about to walk into a tree!”

    “All honest, hardworking trees love my administration,” Donald replied but stopped before hitting the tree.

    “You’ve got to snap out of it,” the hat said sternly. “It’s over between the two of you. He’s never coming back.”

    “He’s the only man that ever made me feel like a woman,” Donald said quietly.

    “I know, Donald. But he’s the President of Russia and you are the President of the United States. You can’t be together like that any longer.”

    “Listen to the hair, Donald.”

    “I hate golf,” Donald said.

    “We’ll go powerboating in Florida next time,” the hat said. “You can run over as many manatees as you feel like.”

    “Ocean Rosies,” Donald said wistfully. He let the phone hang at his side.

    “Go ahead and put the phone away, Donald,” the hair said. “We are keeping the reporters away, but someone still might see.”

    “I have to pee,” Donald said.

    “Only one more hole, Donald,” the hat said. “There’s a comfort station after that.”

    “I have to pee now,” Donald said petulantly.

    “No, Donald,” the hat and hair said simultaneously.

    Donald walked behind the tree he was standing in front of an unzipped his pants.

    “Donald! Put your penis away!” the hair commanded.

    “Don’t press that button,” the hat warned. But it was too late. The erection sequence on Donald’s penis pump was already engaged.

    “Bigly,” Donald said. “So bigly.” He began to salivate at the muted sounds of the implanted motor making his penis rigid.

    “Goddammit, stop him!” the hat told the hair.

    “I can’t! The scalp controls aren’t responding!”

    Donald brought the phone up and flipped to his favorite photo.

  • Tuesday Morning Links

    A short schedule of games yesterday means you won’t hear much about baseball today.  But the Cubs won, as did the Nats, the Twins and the Orioles. So there should be some happy Glibs out there today.  The real sports news happens later this week as the PGA Championship kicks off Thursday and the McGregor-Mayweather freak show/money grab reaches its conclusion.  So tune in later in the week for more in-depth sports recaps (or don’t, if you don’t like them. I’ve got thick skin.)

    I told you that was gonna be short. We’re already into…the links!

    I believe this captures the essence of the first link.

    In what will become one of the least surprising stories of the 21st Century, Google has fired the person that penned that memo on their hiring practices. Hilariously, they noted their acceptance of all opinion in their public statement about firing someone…for giving their opinion internally.  Will this be a seminal moment in the PC wars? We shall soon find out. Banjos thinks it will. I think it won’t even be a blip on the radar.  And do you know why I feel that way? Because Bing isn’t that good a search engine and the people that boycott google will come running back in a matter of days, if not hours.

    Miami-Dade County stops being a sanctuary city. (Yeah, I know they’re a county.)  Will be assured of federal grant money.  Meanwhile Chicago, who has the most abusive police department in the country, based on the per capita settlements they’ve paid out in excessive force claims, has sued the DOJ over their policy of not giving grants to sanctuary cities. I guess they don’t want to tell the feds about their black-bag jails where suspects disappear for days at a time with no info given to their families or attorneys.

    Will Minnesota finally go red? asks the Weekly Standard.  Our contingent of Minnesodans can weigh in and educate the rest of us on the real likelihood of that or if it was just a blip based on Hillary Clinton’s lack of enthusiasm last season or Trump’s willingness to show up and campaign.  Methinks its similar to the situations in Georgia and South Carolina where Team Blue outperformed expectations in special elections earlier this year: sure, they got closer, but once Team Red felt a little hot breath on their neck, they gave it their attention and comfortably won.

    In case you’re planning on attending the “Unite The Right” rally, which I’m sure nobody here is unless its to laugh at the racist assholes, you better not plan on using Air BNB.  Because they’re purging all accounts associated with the group.

    Alleged Teamsters victim.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if I were you, Ms Lakshmi. This has been par for the course for unions since they formed.

    Protip to police officers: if you’re going to apply for a job in a different jurisdiction, be sure to hide the stash of kiddie porn you have stored on your electronic devices. It just might turn up on your background check, dumbass.

    I’m just glad I don’t have to post links this often. But I’m glad I get to do other things this frequently IYKWIMAITYD.

    I’m dodging floods again today. But I’m still gonna try and make it a great day.  You do the same!

  • The (Small-l) Libertarian Case For a Non-Libertarian President

    What is libertarianism’s best strategy to gain a legitimate amount of power nationally (and then happily cede it to the people)?  Libertarians of the small-l and big-L varieties have sought to gain power by either co-opting one of the major political parties (See; Ron Paul Revolution that the GOP squashed) or by finding candidates to run as a Libertarian that appeal to establishment voters (see: Aleppo).  But I believe there is a third, and overlooked, option: get a candidate who does some libertarian things that irritate the major parties and the deep state apparatus, and allow those actions to result in political hysterics from ultra-partisans while average Americans see no net loss from the actions and in many cases a serious net gain.  I believe this will continue to set in motion a series of events where the government can be shrunk to a level that’s at least tolerable to minarchists and other run-of-the-mill libertarians.

    How libertarian is President Donald Trump?

    The answer is: not very. I think that’s been established.  The man swam in a pool of cronyism sharks his entire professional life. He, through desire or necessity, has been a rent-seeker. He has used eminent domain to further his projects. He has sought special treatment from political entities both domestic and foreign to further his interests.  The man is no altruist. But does that make him distasteful, or does it make the system in which he operated distasteful?  Personally, I will rarely fault someone for utilizing the same processes his competition would use, so long as it does not originate from a position of government authority.  And Trump never held office before his inauguration.  In other words, he never utilized political office for financial gain by, say, orchestrating government access to foreign actors that overwhelmingly donated to your personal foundation or for trade groups and banks that hired your unqualified husband to give speeches at ridiculously over-inflated fees.  In other words, I don’t hate the player, I hate the game.

    And yes,  Trump is allowing Jeff Sessions to wage the drug war, which is a sticking point to a lot of libertarian minds. But I ask you, is it better to wage a drug war and uphold the concepts of equal protection and the rule of law (while allowing Congress to do their job and vote to legalize drugs the right way)? Or is it better to arbitrarily enforce duly enacted laws based on the geography of a person and/or their willingness to bend a knee to the state and support legalization with a ton of unlibertarian strings attached?

    The sadder these people are, the happier I get.

    Some policy positives already achieved and in the works:

    So now we come to Donald Trump’s libertarianism or lack thereof.  The man, no doubt, will continue some of our military adventurism overseas.  But he has already stopped our policy of running guns to terrorists and terrorist-sympathizers in Libya and Syria after the previous admin established those programs and destabilized an entire region, while thoroughly destroying the likelihood that a rogue regime would abandon its weapons programs and try to re-enter the international community (read: we came, we saw, he died). There has been no resurrection of the programs nthe last two administrations ran to ship guns into Mexico through the drug cartels, for different motives yet still in gross violation of Mexican sovereignty.  And perhaps he will continue to not carry out targeted assassinations of American citizens that have never been charged with a crime, which the prior admin was all too happy to do in gross violation of the Fourth Amendment.  Furthermore, he has already started to roll back our country’s association with liberty-robbing agreements like the Paris Climate Accord and the Trans-Pacific Partnership. Both of those agreements undercut the ability for American companies and consumers to freely negotiate what they were willing to exchange goods and services for. Removing our name from them is a step in the right direction, especially if it’s followed up with free trade agreements that haven’t existed in a century or more. That action is yet to be seen, but at least someone had the audacity to upset the globalist apple cart and stop a little bit of the insanity those agreements put us further along the path to.

    Get us out of this circus, please!

    As for civil liberties, Trump is still an unknown quantity.  His statement about “roughing up” suspects is problematic to say the least. And I can only hope it was hollow bluster. But even so, it sets a very poor example and he should correct it immediately.  Now, having said that, he has not furthered Obama’s policy of killing Americans without due process, but that’s not going to be enough.  His willingness to stop going after businesses that exercise what should be a fundamental right to free association looks good so far. As do his overtures to Second Amendment causes. As does his willingness to tackle Affirmative Action and Title IX insanity.  Holy crap, I just realized he’s been the best president on civil liberties we’ve had in recent memory. People that overlook the substance of these actions due to his boorishness need to reassess what their priorities are, in my opinion.

    Furthermore, our business climate has benefited greatly from having an outsider installed as the head of the regulatory apparatus.  Trump has already vowed, and started to carry out, a dismantling of the bureaucracies that stifle economic growth and freedom for Americans.  From the onerous EPA regulations to CAFE standards being rolled back or passed to the states, there has been a serious uptick in confidence from the business and manufacturing sectors that Trump will get the government out of the way of prosperity.  The hilarious irony there is that Trump was a crony his entire life, as I mentioned earlier.  But perhaps he had no choice but to play the game the only way that could lead to success: do what the government tells you and push others out.  Now, when given the reins, he seems to be more than willing to eliminate programs that he personally benefited from but that create barriers to entry for others.  Yes, he could have opposed the system while benefiting from it. But let’s not pretend he’s some awful hypocrite because he played the hand he was dealt. Business “leaders” like Elon Musk, Mark Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, etc, etc, etc have done the same thing and so did their forefathers like Ford, Carnegie, Mellon, and others on back through the ages as long as there was a government agent with a hand in their pocket.  So I’m willing to forgive that.

    Be happy for this.

    And lastly, he put what appears to be a strict constructionist on the Supreme Court in Neil Gorsuch.  That is a marked improvement on any names mentioned by establishment candidates on either side of the aisle during the last campaign.

    The other intangible positive results of a Trump presidency:

    Another thing libertarians have always sought is a diminished reverence for elected officials and other “public servants” whose goals are often at odds with those of the people.  Trump’s mere presence has caused probably 2/3 of the political spectrum to demand the reverence for the office be scaled back.  They are now calling for more power in the hands of the states or localities and even ::gasp:: the people, on occasion.  These are people that have been statists to the core. They are the Big Government democrats and NeoCon statist Republicans.  And they are finally unified in an effort to diminish the role of the Executive Branch.  This serves to re-establish the separation of powers that has become all-too-muddy with much of the congressional responsibilities being passed to Executive Branch agencies in an attempt to deflect responsibility and ensure easy reelection for entrenched politicians.  The more responsibility that is pushed back into the laps of our directly elected officials and down to the state or local level, the better for us.  It helps us create a more diverse political environment where “laboratories of democracy” are able to compete for ideas and human investment, rather than an all-powerful centralized state controlling everything. And one need look no further than minimum wage laws (since we have them, I’ll address it) to realize a top-down approach where the minimum wage “needed” in New York is imposed on small towns in New Mexico or Wyoming, where the cost of living doesn’t even come close, is a horrific idea.  The Trump era is returning us to an ideal the founders embraced in that respect.

    And he is returning us to another ideal the founders cherished: temporary service from business-people and non-careerist politicians.  The flood of people on Trump’s coattails from all sides of the political spectrum is refreshing. Sure, many are moneyed and or celebrity candidacies. But so what?  Its a step in the right direction any time we start to end political dynasties and careerists that sit in the Senate for 30 years as they grow further and further out of touch from average Americans.  More turnover from political novices has a much better potential upside of shrinking our government than does further entrenching those who have pushed us to near financial ruin and reduced individual liberty.

    Pucker up!

    The net result so far (in my opinion):

    So let us all embrace the non-libertarian president. For one of these reasons or for another I might have missed. But embrace it nonetheless, because it has already borne libertarian fruit, and I suspect it will continue to do so for many of the right and some of the wrong reasons. Its the best we could have hoped for and probably the most libertarian moment in America for a hundred years.

  • Rest in Peace, Almanian

    It is with great sadness that I inform the Glibertarians.com readership of the passing of Almanian, a longtime Reason commenter.

    After a lengthy battle with cancer, he succumbed to his illness this weekend, surrounded by family and friends.

    I am withholding his real name out of respect for his family’s privacy, and I would ask that you do the same in the comments.

    If you have any memories that you would like to share, please do so below.

     

    ON TOPIC ONLY.

     

    Goodbye, friend.   You will be missed.

     

  • Monday Afternoon Links — My Shame is Great Edition

    So… I kind of fucked up saving the links on Friday and fucked off to the pub. Then screwed up fixing the links on my phone. Sorry to Playa Manhattan, Vhyrus, and that bus full of tourists from Nebraska who got an up-close and personal Florida Man experience late Friday night. My shame is great, and I am sorrier than a politician caught sending dick pics.

    First up, apparently Bill Weld thought that pro-Clinton statists were under-represented in the Libertarian field in 2016, intends to fix that for 2020. “If he decides to run, Weld may prove to be one of the more qualified candidates looking at the prospects of the Libertarian race in 2020.” No. no he would definitely not be qualified to hold a libertarian jock.

    Gangs in Brazilian Favelas becoming legitimate police forces, start blaming shootings of tourists on “accidents”.

    Salon needs a sugar daddy. 15 years ago, Salon used to do some interesting long-form stuff that was intended to rival the “better” magazines. I haven’t been back in probably 10, so I have no idea what their business model is — besides failing — now.

    Damn, dude. Nobody deserves to be killed for being stupid, but even invertebrates can learn to change their behavior after being wounded 10 previous times.

    Moscow to accelerate switch to Euro and away from dollar for settlement payments.

    I know that “junk bonds” is a technical slang-term now, but with Tesla it seems apropos. Especially after they collected $1000/head in pre-orders.

    I deserve today’s music.

  • #CalExit 2, The CalExiting

    I’m Not Dead Yet

    #CalExit, more formally known as Yes California (poached unapologetically from the Scottish independence movement) seemed to collapse when it’s leader, Louis Marinelli, moved back to Russia in April, but a flurry of recent news makes it seem like someone forgot to leave the stake in the movement’s heart.

    Singam is the face of “CalFree TV 100% Made in California” (source: YouTube)

    When the site was young—and so was I—I wrote a quick primer on Marinelli and the #CalExit movement for this site. I was contacted by the good folks at the California National Party to clarify the differences between Yes California’s push to radically sever ties with the US by ballot initiative, and the CNP’s more structural process of building a political movement toward that end.

    A Wild #CalExit Movement Appears

    Much of this noise seems to stem from a new group, The California Freedom Coalition (CFC) appearing on the scene. They seem eager to funnel attention to Yes California, but whether they have a formal relationship or are just fellow travelers is murky at best.

    With the exit of Marinelli from the scene I had assumed Yes California would be remembered as the state-scale equivalent of “If Trump wins, I’m moving to Canada,” but a few days ago my news feed started lighting up with sour-grapes Op Eds about how awful California is, being republished by the GOPUSA site and some kind of bizarre exchange between Tucker Carlson and Shankar Singam* the “Vice President, Board Member and Chapter Laision” for the CFC, in which Singam claims California hemorrhaging its middle class to other states is a good thing and leaves Tucker Carlson wondering if he’s being punked.

    Yes California’s official Twitter account has since explicitly denied that Singam speaks for Yes California.

    Singam should replace Marinelli quite handily as a lightning-rod for controversy. He comments aggressively on articles about California independence and is a published author on the topic of ghost hunting.

    CalExit Bits and Bobs

    There’s a Calexit comic book by Matteo Pizzol with art by Amancay Nahuelpan and Tyler Boss. I’ll try and get a copy to peruse on my upcoming roadtrip.

    The gloriously named “Capitalism.com” has an unusually balanced gloss on the economic issues related to CalExit, which was written prior to Marinelli’s exit from the movement. Singam commented heavily on their article.

    *Trying to find information on Singam, Google autocorrects the name to Shanker Singham and tells me he’s an advocate of free markets and free trade with the Legatum Institute. Unfortunately for everyone involved Google is full of shit and this is a totally different guy, and this is why we can’t have nice things.

  • Monday Morning Links

    Man, what a weekend. It was my birthday on Saturday and I managed to install a new dishwasher, take my kids to the park, cook a really good low country boil and have a few beers.  Then on Sunday, my brother in law and his wife had their first child (congrats! – hopefully he sees this, as he lurks from time to time). And we ended it all by watching the best episode of GoT in quite some time.

    Also, the Astros, Yankees, Dodgers, Red Sox, Nationals, Twinkies and even OMWC’s beloved Orioles won yesterday.  That doesn’t leave much room for losers, other than Team Canada. And the Rockies, although they’re safely in the wild card spot.  Also, Hideki Matsuyama got some national revenge yesterday by winning the WGC-Bridgestone. So we can finally put the enmity between Japan and the USA on August 6th behind us. Which I’m sure both nations will appreciate.

    OK, time to say sayonara to sports and get down to the business of…the links!

    The gears of justice grind slowly, but they grind fine. Except, you know, the last paragraph refutes that concept. But “justice” and Title IX rarely belong in the same sentence.

    Uber has been searching for a female CEO for a while now. All three of their finalists have penises. And people are butthurt.  Heaven forbid they’d try to attract the person who will bring the best ROI to their investors and steer the company through the choppy waters of inhospitable municipalities and regulatory capture by the taxi cab cartels. Nosiree! They have to go for a woman or they’re sexist.

    What could possibly go wrong? Just a heads-up: you don’t own the sky because you carry a badge, assholes.

    What the fuck am I reading? (That’s all I can write.)

    Your guess is as good as mine.

    People are shitting their pants because a movie is going to use language from the book it was adapted from. Oh, the horror!!!!!

    Your guess is as good as mine.

    And lastly, if ever there were a poster boy girl child ummm, let’s see, a spokesperson, for not letting children undergo gender reassignment, I think we’ve found him. Or have we found her? Because the answer seems to constantly change.  (TL;DR: what a shitshow).

    I figured enough of you would bring politics up, so I left it alone today.

    This is for Banjos, and the last ten days after getting home from my lengthy trip.

    That’s all I got. Now go out there and have a great day!

  • STEVE SMITH SUNDAY NIGHT LINKS

    STEVE SMITH DO LINKS TONIGHT. BIG FUNNY STONE HEAD SAYS HE “GETTING A BAND TOGETHER”. NOT SURE WHAT HE MEANS. STEVE SMITH ALL IN FAVOR OF GETTING TOGETHER WITH BAND. BY “GETTING TOGETHER” MEAN “RAPE BAND OF HIKERS”. MAYBE STEVE SMITH SHOULD RAPE ORCHESTRA OR MARCHING BAND? HERE ARE LINKS, WHILE STEVE SMITH DECIDES.

    1. ONLY 6 POWER TALKS STEVE SMITH INTERESTED IN IS POWER RAPING 6 PEOPLE, WHILE THEY TALK.
    2. “We don’t stay long, we steal and run home” – STEVE SMITH FIND HONEST MAN!  RAPE HIM LAST.
    3. STEVE SMITH FIND BRITISH MAXINE WATERS.
    4. STEVE SMITH LAUGH AT CARLOS DANGER.
  • I’m For Open Borders, So Long as it Doesn’t Threaten My Son’s Employment

     

    We have a white nationalist administration in the White House. A conclave of priestly bigots, reactionaries, anti-semites, and racialists. And one of their chief objectives, along with forcing their misogynist and heteronormative world view on the country, is to keep out brown people. At no time has this been clearer than when they unveiled their new proposal for immigration reform.

    This new ‘reform’ will prioritize so called ‘skilled immigrants’ who speak English above others. When I heard this proposal, I took it personally. My maid, Conchita, immigrated to this country from Honduras a few years ago. If she would have tried to immigrate under the administration’s new proposal, her lack of English proficiency or a skilled trade would have relegated her to the back of the line. Whose job does Conchita’s presence in this country threaten? What American would take her job to be paid eleven dollars an hour? In fact, before Conchita, I couldn’t even find anyone who would clean my home and watch my children for less than twenty-five dollars an hour. I couldn’t pay that and nor should I be forced to when there are immigrants like Conchita that are willing to work for less. I mourn the possible loss of opportunity for people like Conchita and myself, if this immigration ‘reform’ is passed.

    Even more personally for me, though, is that this new bill has worried me about my oldest son’s future. My son, Tim, graduated from Stanford a few years ago and got a job working in computer engineering at a nearby manufacturer. He started out making a good salary, for a recent college graduate, and everything seemed to be going good for him. But over the past three years he hasn’t received a raise and he’s noticed that his company has started employing people who aren’t local. For instance, he told me that his new supervisor, Sanjay, just immigrated to the US from India. I’m happy that the company has brought diversity to their workforce, but I don’t understand why they had to import management. I don’t claim to be intricately familiar with the engineering profession, but Sanjay is a graduate of Mumbai University (hardly a well-known name within the engineering field) and yet he is supervising six other employees that have all graduated from Stanford, UCLA, and Boston College. I can’t help but think that Sanjay was hired because of the lower than average salary that he was willing to accept. To me, this is a dangerous precedent that not only suppresses wages, but also cheapens the expertise needed in these professional fields. Do we want to reduce the quality of engineers in order to save a few thousand dollars? If you’re OK with that, then would you say the same about accountants? Or architects? Or even doctors?

    Pictured: artist’s interpretation of Sanjay, the bad egg

    And besides the obvious skills deficit between a graduate of some foreign university versus our own renowned institutions, there is also the question of timing. Our college graduates today are burdened with high debt and struggle to find even entry level employment in their chosen fields. Why should we be making this situation even more difficult by importing ‘skilled immigrants’ that will undercut their wages and reduce their employment prospects? It’s one thing to have immigrants like Conchita who provide Americans with affordable service, but it is quite another to undermine American expertise. I had thought that we, as a country, had already come to this conclusion, before an uprising of drug-addled bigots in other parts of the country surprised me by electing a buffoonish racist.

    We cannot allow this sinister piece of legislation to redefine our country. I say we allow in more Conchitas and less Sanjays. It’s just good economics.