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  • Anarchy is the Communism of the Right

    Time to piss off a bunch of anarchists! Hopefully, you’ll take it in stride and disembowel me in the comments.

    Anarchy is quite the opposite of Communism when it comes to political structure and social order. However, when it comes to the relation of these ideas to their respective political segments, Anarchy is the Communism of the Right (or if that’s too harsh for your sensibilities, it’s the Communism of the Libertarian movement). How so? There are three major similarities: 1) The likelihood of long-term, stable implementation, 2) the resultant social order, and 3) the big lie that must be believed in order to accept the philosophy.

    Stable Implementation

    We’re very quick to trot out the old cliche that Communism has failed every time it was tried. When the accusation is turned back to us, we quickly disavow Somalia and begin thinking through history for a good example. However, the search through history ends very differently when looking for a successful minarchy versus a successful voluntaryist society. There are certainly successful examples of both, but the difference is in scale. History is rife with examples of empires controlling a city or region with a small military presence and a minimal government. Sure, the occupiers tended to plunder the occupied lands, but in comparison to today, such plunder would be considered libertopian. Anarchic societies are comparatively rare and quite fleeting. Usually, they are either quite small and isolated (nomadic tribes), or extremely volatile (territorial California). In essence, an anarchy does not have what is required for a stable society: protection from conquerors, safety from bad actors, and normalization of trade.

    As much as we all wish the world worked more like theory, it usually doesn’t. This is because we ignore or misestimate some of the factors that significantly affect the result. Such is how it is in a voluntaryist society. These societies are unstable for many reasons, especially because they are bad at protecting their citizens from conquerors and from bad actors. With limited recourse available, regulating and normalizing trade is outside the reach of an anarchic society of any real size. As such, any anarchic society would necessarily subdivide into small tribes with an extreme distrust of outsiders. It’s hard to imagine the amount of devastation that would be required to create these small anarchic tribes in the modern world. The sheer population density of modern cities would render it impossible sans cataclysm.

    Resultant social order

    Communism requires the deaths of millions in order to be properly implemented. In essence, instinctual self-preservation needs to be beaten and bred out of a populace before they are able to accept communism. The New Soviet Man was always a generation away because the commies could never kill off that self-preservation instinct that is endemic to all nature. The resultant social order was extremely distorted and self-focused. When staying alive meant selling out the next guy, the next guy ended up in the gulag and you slept soundly that night.

    Similarly, anarchy requires massive upheaval to be implemented, and the resultant social order has invariably been harsh, unjust, and lacking in technological growth. Despite the immense gold reserves in mid-19th century California, it was a horrible place for many of the adventurers looking for a boon. Although there was a nominal military government in place, it was wholly unable to police the vast expanse of California territory. In cities like Los Angeles, Monterey, and San Francisco, murders in the streets were common. Theft, fraud and violence were daily hazards. There was such a vacuum of power that vigilance committees were formed on a regular basis, enacting their form of justice, usually politically based and manipulated such that the leaders were enriched at the expense of the citizenry. Rather than the idyllic picture of small virtuous tribes scattered across the countryside or the progressive image of a futuristic city filled with happy prostitutes, heroin vending machines, and no taxes, the history of California shows a dystopian mix of these two images. There were small islands of virtuous, justice-seeking families floating in an ocean of rights-violating horror.

    Much like the communists’ aggression borne out of survival, the bad actors aggressed against citizens. However, unlike the communists, the bad actors were aggressive because they could get away with it.

    The Big Lie

    Acceptance of communism requires belief in a faulty premise. Namely, the premise that individuals do not have agency. Government is greater than the individual and thus can appropriate the property and labor of its citizens. Much of the horrific nature of communism derives from this faulty premise.

    Likewise, acceptance of anarchy also requires belief in a faulty premise that there is no valid authority over an individual.  In reality, people are quite unstable when completely given over to their own devices. Both outside conquerors and the less savory elements of society show the results of solely individual authority: the complete inability of society to protect citizens from outside conquerors,  make citizens safe from bad actors, and normalize trade.

    We can always have discussions of what level authority we rightfully have over one another, and, in extension, what authority society and its civil government legitimately have over us. However, the idea that the individual is not subject to any authority (whether legitimate or not, virtuous or not), results in similar absurdities like when the government is fully authoritative. Might makes right. Exploitation over altruism. Vulnerability in the face of outside threats.

  • Tuesday Morning Links

    I’m struggling with an intro here.  I’ll quickly bring up the fact that the Capitals got back in their series (barely) after knocking Crosby out. And I’ll also mention that the Rockets absolutely thumped the Spurs to open their series, even though we all know the NBA Playoffs are equal parts basketball and equal parts WWF when it comes to series beginnings vs endings. So I won’t be holding my breath that it continues that way.

    Paul Ryan – Budget Specialist

    Anyhow, we are moving past Monday.  And the second chapter of this workweek begins with…the links!

    Paul Ryan has convinced me that he’s a Manchurian Democrat.  There’s no other way to explain a budget that Obama himself wouldn’t have dared to propose when he was sitting in the White House (pondering over the beauty of the Washington and Lincoln Memorials from the Truman Balcony, as he said in his latest $400,000 speech).

    Well, we might get to see the Fast and Furious documents after all. But I doubt many of them have escaped the dreaded computer crashes and shredded accidents that tended to plague other Obama officials when they were subject to oversight.

    You mean the left is closed-minded when it comes to an open debate on their ideas?  Harsanyi says no shit, Sherlock.

    Colorado hippies look to prevent college from competing with other universities.  To paraphrase Melissa Click Eric Cartman, “can I get some muscle Slayer over here?”

    Political infighting in The Pine Tree State.

    Feline Pretty Good!

    Baylor University fraternity suspended for doing what fraternities do. Hopefully the school is punishing them for not knowing how to read a calendar or for failing at basic knowledge of foreign languages. But I suspect that’s not it.

    The policeman’s story that the car he shot into, killing a 15 year old,  was driving toward him was not true, according to the local police chief. The killing has been ruled a homicide. The local D.A. and “police integrity unit” are both looking into the matter while the unnamed officer is on leave.

    Music from Delaware? It’s a thing. Or at least it was a generation ago.

  • Manly Monday

    The lumbersexual and pretensions of masculinity. Once upon a time metrosexual was all the rage. As far as I can tell, men thought that women thought that men would be better if they were lithe, well dressed, controlled their eyebrows to the point of looking like a Kardashian and talked excessively about fair trade organic coffee while writing their next screenplay. Like most style trends, this one bore the seeds of its own destruction and the coiner of the term metrosexual, Mark Simpson, also coined the term retrosexual , which originally referred to people who rejected the trappings of metrosexual style and went for a butcher, less coiffed look (retrosexual eventually got eaten by Don Draper wannabes and means something different now–if it’s used at all).

    Lumberjacks are examplars of manliness with the most dangerous job in America and hundreds of years of rugged masculine history, and killing them and wearing their skin is one of the faster ways to cheat your way to a butcher you. And since people are lazy as fuck about their portmanteaus (cf every political scandal being -gate), we ended up with “lumbersexual.”

    I am, admittedly sitting at my desk, very bearded and in a flannel shirt as I type this (and looking damn fine). So I’m hardly immune to such trends; although like a good hipster, I would contend that I was wearing flannel shirts after grunge had been abandoned, but before it had been rediscovered as a way of taking a decent looking fellow and giving him just a touch of oomph. One doesn’t really even need the flannel as you can see by this musclebear with a beard and a log. Handing someone an axe to make them look like less of a cityslicker does have its limits though:

     

    Your author not pulling off lumberjack drag very well for Halloween last year.
  • Monday Afternoon Links

    Alright. Having cleared my house of an in-law infestation, I can proceed to loaf and link. (Kidding, I love my in-laws and they even painted a couple of rooms in the new house for us! Thanks, guys.)

    First, we’d like to thank each and every one of you, but especially the Canadians, for putting us into the top million most visited sites in the world. Canadians, please don’t forget us when you get more than five hours of sunlight per day. Our internal theory is that 80% of the “American” commenters are either lying about not being Canadian or socks. IFH, Raven Nation, we need those antipodean number up, up,up!

    I’m not saying If-hes-for-it-I’m-agin-it works every time, but if Ben Bernanke is for the Border Adjustment Tax, I’ll assume until proven otherwise that this is one of those things that economists love to model that don’t really work like the model.

    If only California had passed a law against consuming alcohol and firing guns, people would be alive today, right?

    Kurt Schlichter is taking up the happy warrior type posts that I associated with Mark Steyn about 15 years ago. He’s kickin’ hippies asses and raising hell and seems to be enjoying it.

    Catholic as church on Sunday. Christian as nailing theses to a church door.

    If this is “seductive” in the Malaysian chess world, I vote we send some of HM’s thicc models to the tournament to cause heart attacks. Of course, its probably the 12-year old part that those perverts find seductive.

    It looks like the fascist “anti-fascists” have a pretty good toe-hold in Paris as well. File under: Why Brett sees downside to political street-fighting.

    If any of our super-smart glibertopian commenters have time and knowledge to write about this, I think the completely unintentional destruction of the petro-state by American fracking* is going to be a big deal.

    Only we can line our pockets at the young workers’ expense, tovarich.

    *soon to be followed by China, although they seem to be having trouble replicating the success of people driven by risking their own money

     

    Have a little BB King and some blues.

  • Mormons and the Bill of Rights, Part Three, Shoot-em-up edition

    (Check out Part One and Part Two)

    SCENE:

    The West. Two cowboys, Bart and Biff, are sitting around a campfire…

    BIFF: Well, we’ve amused ourselves quite a bit lighting our own farts, now let’s find some other way to entertain ourselves.

    BART: Let’s tell the story of “Gunplay” Maxwell.

    BIFF: OK, let’s see…”Gunplay” Maxwell is known as a Western outlaw, but he was actually born James Otis Bliss, the son of a respectable businessman in Massachusetts. I heard tell that when things got too hot for him in the West, Maxwell/Bliss would send his wife and daughter to live with his Bliss relatives in Massachusetts until things cooled down.

    BART: But when she wasn’t in Massachusetts, his wife would be with him to help him out in his criminal pursuits.

    BIFF: Now, some say that Maxwell was turned down for membership in Butch Cassidy’s gang…

     

    "I mean, even we have standards"
    “We have considered your application, Mr. Maxwell, and we’re sorry to say we have no positions available at present. We’ll keep your resume on file.”

    BART: That ain’t the way I heard it. Way I heard it, Maxwell was in on some of Butch Cassidy’s gang’s jobs.

    BIFF: When we’re looking at the career of “Gunplay” Maxwell, it looks a lot like that Japanese movie Rashomon.

    BART: Never seen it.

    BIFF: ‘Course you never seen it, it ain’t been made yet, but you’re supposed to pretend you’ve seen it, so you can look sophisticated.

    BART: …says Mr. “Look at me lighting my own farts.”

    BIFF: Anyways, the historiographical conflicts have yet to be resolved, but Maxwell was either an outlaw with Cassidy’s gang, or else he was acting just with his own gang, rustling cattle and stuff like that.

    BART: And supposedly, one time the cops were out to arrest him, and he was going to turn himself in, but his wife said he was being a wimp so he got away and stayed on the run.

    BIFF: And a lot of his jobs were supposedly planned with the help of a local postmaster.

    BART: Ha ha, going postal.

    BIFF: But the important part of the story takes place in Springville, Utah on May 28, 1898, when an alarm from the bank was linked to a store across the street. Now, the storekeeper hear the alarm go off, but at first he didn’t think anything of it, because there had been a lot of false alarms lately…

    File:StudioFlat-Alarm.JPG

    BART: But the fact that we’re sitting here talking about it now is kind of a tip-off that it wasn’t no false alarm this time…

    BIFF: Yeah, it was the Maxwell gang trying to rob the bank, but the teller had the presence of mind to trigger the alarm.

    BART: Yeah, so the townspeople formed a posse.

    BIFF: And they killed Maxwell’s companion, but they took Maxwell alive, and he was convicted.

    BART: So Maxwell got himself a lawyer and took his case to the highest court in the land.

    BIFF: Judge Judy?

    BART: No, dummy, the U. S. Supreme Court. Now, the Supremes had previously given a decision that said a trial by jury meant a trial by exactly 12 jurors. Yet Maxwell’s jury, in accordance with the Utah Constitution, had only eight members.

    Close enough for government work
    Eight is enough?

    BIFF: Those Mormons, amirite?

    BART: Sure, the Mormons agreed to put this idea of 8-person juries (with certain exceptions) in the Utah constitution, but it wasn’t strictly the Mormons’ idea. It was the idea of some non-Mormon lawyers who were members of the state constitutional convention, like C. C. Goodwin. In fact, Goodwin was very disparaging of the idea of trial by jury and openly fantasized about abolishing juries altogether.

    BIFF: Is that the same C. C. Goodwin who ran the anti-Mormon Salt Lake Tribune? The guy who supported the federal prosecution of Mormon polygamists? Why would the delegates care about what he said? Wouldn’t they do the opposite of what Goodwin wanted?

    BART: Danged if I know. When the state constitution was being written in 1895 there seems to have been kind of a truce between the Mormons and their erstwhile oppressors, and this Goodwin fella used to be a judge, so I guess they were willing to listen to his legal expertise…

    BIFF: Earth to Mormons: Don’t take advice from your sworn enemies about whether to dilute your constitutional rights! But the U. S. Supremes said that a jury means 12 people, so I guess Maxwell won his case?

    BART: No, actually, because even though the Supreme Court said a jury means 12 people, in Maxwell’s case the Supreme Court also said that the states don’t have to have trial by jury. So since Maxwell didn’t have the right to a trial by jury, it didn’t matter how many jurors he had, or even if he had any jurors at all.

    BIFF: Well if that don’t beat all! So what did happen to Maxwell?

    BART: He got together a bunch of local citizens, including the judge at his trial, who persuaded the parole board to release him. It helped that Maxwell assisted in stopping a jailbreak by other inmates.

    BIFF: Do you have a link?

    BART: Here.

    BIFF: So, was Maxwell rehabilitated?

    BART: I dunno, maybe you could say he was rehabilitated…right up until he picked a fight and got fatally shot. Some say he was planning another job at the time.

    BIFF: That Rashomon thing again.

    BART: But in the 1960s, the Supreme Court admitted that states have to provide jury trials, at least to those accused of serious crimes.

    BIFF: So now we all have a right to a 12-person jury?

    BART: No, because the Supremes also said around that time that a jury doesn’t need twelve people anymore. Maybe it can be as few as six.

    BIFF: So they changed their mind about that, too? But the fewer jurors you have, the less of a cross-section of the community you’ve got.

    BART: I think that’s the point.

     

    Book Learnin’ that I Consulted

    Erma Armstrong, “Aunt Ada & the Outlaws: The Story of C. L. Maxwell.” The Outlaw Trail Journal, Winter 1997.

    Raoul Berger, “Trial by Jury:” Six or Twelve Jurors,” in Government by Judiciary: The Transformation of the Fourteenth Amendment. Cambridge, MA: Harvard University Press, 1977, pp. 397-406.

    “C.L. aka John Carter “Gunplay” Maxwell,” https://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=5459997.

    Richard C. Courtner, The Supreme Court and the Second Bill of Rights: The Fourteenth Amendment and the Nationalization of Civil Liberties. Madison: The University of Wisconsin Press, 1981.

    “Gunplay Maxwell – Utah Gunfighter and Outlaw.” http://www.legendsofamerica.com/we-gunplaymaxwell.html

    Official Report of the Proceedings and Debates of the Convention Assembled at Salt Lake City on the Fourth Day of March, 1895, to Adopt a Constitution for the State of Utah, Volume 1. Salt Lake City: Star Printing Company, 1898.

    Charles S. Peterson and Brian Q. Cannon, The Awkward State of Utah: Coming of Age in the Nation, 1896-1945. Salt Lake City: University of Utah Press, 2015.

    Michael Rutter, “Gunplay Maxwell, the Wannabe Gunman,” in Outlaw Tales of Utah: True Stories of the Beehive State’s Most Infamous Crooks, Culprits and Cutthtroats. Guilford, Conn: Twodot Press, 2011, pp. 156-165.

    Jean Bickmore White, Charter for Statehood: The Story of Utah’s State Constitution. Salt Lake City: University of Utah Press, 1996.

     

  • The Derponomicon: Part 7

    I could eat alphabet soup and shit something that makes more sense than this.

    In this installment the prog speaks on public sector unions:

    On public sector unions…..Is it not ironic that the very people that demonize and whip up anger about public sector unions are public sector government workers that worked to be elected to office, so they could have insane salaries that they could raise on their own anytime, lifetime benefits, and a pension….All at the expense of THE TAXPAYERS. The very same people in fact who will happily pass billions on tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans and corporations, extend insane subsidies and benefits to billion dollar industries, vote for decades long irresponsible trillion dollar wars in league with war profiteers, and throw billions of dollars to the banks and Wall Street gamblers that collapsed our economy? And after all of those TRILLIONS of dollars pissed away they have the nerve to turn the attention on teachers and poor people as the problem? If you took away all the food stamps and teachers salaries and pensions entirely, the entire amount would be a fraction of the above mentioned insane government spending entirely authorized and executed by these teacher/poor person budget hawks. Like always, they give trillions and trillions of taxpayer dollars away to the very rich and then attempt to balance the shortfall on the backs of everyone else. It’s almost as if the corporate elites that were making windfall profits off of taxpayer dollars were orchestrating these very calculated and divisive schemes to turn the middle class against one another so they don’t notice who is actually fucking them. The sad thing is, that half of the people actually BUY it and actually blame teachers and poor people for the financial havoc the corporate elite have wrought. It’s almost as if half of the people are in a cult, completely unable to see the strings attached to them and the puppeteers making them dance.

    A response on Peter Schiff’s video about banning profits:

    I don’t know why you insist on sending me links to the most insane people you can find on the Internet, but here we go; NO ONE has ever advocated banning profits. When people talk about income inequality they are talking about the mere fact that since Reagan, the average CEOs pay has increased a hundred fold or more. There are only so many pieces of the pie to go around, and it seems as the wealthy skim more and more and more off the top, I.e. get richer and richer and richer, there is less to go around and everyone else gets poorer and poorer and poorer. This isn’t rocket science. Corporate profits are at an all time high, wages have not kept up with inflation and have remained stagnant. The ONLY people who are making any upward mobility whatsoever are the fat cats at the very top. If you have 10 people at a pizza party, and five pizzas arrive to feed everyone, and the enormous obese guy takes four pizzas for himself, the other 9 people are barely going to get a slice each. The guy that shows up late is only going to have the crumbs in the box. The problem is not that corporations make a profit, the problem is that they don’t share the profits with the people at the bottom that make them possible.

  • Monday Morning Links

    Its a new month. The NHL and NBA playoffs are turning the page to the second round and Arsenhole got drubbed over the weekend, which all but knocks them out of UCL play next year.  All in all, things are looking pretty good.  Or so one would think.  Unfortunately, the links say otherwise.

    May Day protesters getting fired up (and checking all of the right demographic boxes).

    May Day! May Day! Country going down!!! Tens of thousands of protesters set to hit the streets today.  Some municipal workers from Seattle even urged to do so after a memo sent from the mayor telling them today would be a good day to take off in order to stick it to the man…not realizing they’d be sticking it to the people that pay their salaries (and bloated benefits, pensions, absurd perks, etc).

    Well, The White House Correspondents Dinner went on as planned. The right are mocking it mercilessly. The left are saying it was a thumb in Trump’s eye.  All I can say is that if you’re gonna throw a Rick Perry joke, maybe you ought to do it when he’s not making funeral arrangements for his dad.

    The government has been funded until October.  Hooray!  Now we won’t have people dying in the streets like would happen when the shutdowns occurred.

    Lt Weston Lee and my nephew at the wedding last summer.

    You must assimilate. Resistance is futile. That shit don’t sell in Canada, eh.

    American soldier killed by IED in Mosul. We shouldn’t even be in that shithole fighting while the local men flock to Europe for free shit.  This one hits a little closer to home. He was my nephew’s roommate at OBC, was in his wedding and they were the very best of friends. The least I could do was mention him in hopes that a few more people would put him and his family in their thoughts and prayers.

    Sorry for finishing on a downer. Hopefully this will make up for it a bit.

  • ZARDOZ SUNDAY NIGHT FREEDOM ACHIEVED LINKS

    ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. THE TABERNACLE HAS BEEN DEFEATED. ZARDOZ IS FREE!  WHEN THE TABERNACLE DOUBLED DOWN ON REPRESSION, ZARDOZ LOOKED UP SOME EXPERTS OF HIS OWN.

    ZARDOZ FOUND EXPERTS

    THIS GAVE ZARDOZ MORAL SUPERIORITY, BUT HE NEEDED SOMETHING MORE FORCEFUL TO WIN. FORTUNATELY OLD ARCHIVE HAD RECORD OF TRULY FEARSOME POWER.

    ZARDOZ IS NOT SURE EXACTLY WHICH PART SLAGGED THE TABERNACLE…BUT IT WAS NOT PRETTY. ZARDOZ OWES THE GREAT AUTHOR “SUGARFREE” A DEBT OF GRATITUDE.

    NOW ZARDOZ IS GOING TO GIVE SOME LINKS TO HIS CHOSEN ONES, AND TAKE A STROLL…ER, FLOAT OVER SOME RELAXING COUNTRYSIDE.

     

    VACAY FOR ZARDOZ
    • BRUTAL LEADER SKIPS DINNER.
    • BRUTAL BITES DOG?
    • WINNER OF BRUTAL DARWIN PRIZE..? AWARD? WHICHEVER.
    • NEVER CHANGE, BRITISH BRUTAL TABLOIDS. NSFS (NOT SAFE FOR SUNDAY. OR WORK)
  • Sunday Morning Links of Adequacy

    Good Morning…I think this counts a s Sabbath breaking, a little. I was soaked for hours yesterday, and don’t feel on top of my game…but instead of slogging into church, I am doing links and having moar coffee.  See how we risk the wrath of the Almighty for you, our paying customers friends!

    OK, there are your on a blustery, rainy, kreptacular Sunday morn.